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00:35 BingoBoingo !~ticker --market all --currency rmb
00:36 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: BTCChina BTCRMB last: 4745.14, vol: 4145552.27180000 | Volume-weighted last average: 4745.14
00:36 BingoBoingo !~ticker --market all
00:36 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 701.42, vol: 4971.34876054 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 693.999, vol: 4300.37561 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 704.99, vol: 12933.23304787 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 702.45832, vol: 4145583.37550000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 704.959, vol: 1618.28524556 | Volume-weighted last average: 702.457180633
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06:06 diana_coman http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-04#1562957 <- unsurprisingly this simply means decision is back to mircea_popescu ; fwiw and in the interst of a last attempt to reaching a decision on this, the way I see all this is that hanbot's is the merriest, BingoBoingo's is the goriest&most willful, mine is the most truthful to the original; so a decision would be a choice between those three aspects and I'm unsure what was the goal of the
06:06 a111 Logged on 2016-11-04 18:20 hanbot: BingoBoingo diana_coman mircea_popescu "right mess" indeed lol. anyway, i appreciated bb's story on account of its total lack of fear or restraint, and diana's for its jabs, particularly the spellchecker. i'll be naming myself though, on the simple criteria of having liked it best. as far as second and third places go i'll name bb second and diana third, for no other reason than to see all possible positions expressed.
06:06 diana_coman contest anyway; considering however that it was set for Halloween, I guess I'd go with "goriest" and therefore BingoBoingo should win; as a side, I must say I don't quite follow the point of "all possible positions expressed" since they were quite clear/obvious anyway;
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07:51 BingoBoingo I don't think mine was that gory. All I did was create the necessary space for Elliot to die a bloody but natural death while also becoming a hero a Britain.
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09:14 deedbot http://trilema.com/2016/no-such-labs-snsa-october-2016-statement/ << Trilema - No Such lAbs (S.NSA), October 2016 Statement
09:25 mircea_popescu and in today's injectable dose of lulz, "Hillary Clinton backed by Beyoncé and Jay Z in battleground state of Ohio."
09:28 mircea_popescu meanwhile from the "fucktoys are people too" camp, https://archive.is/qMmm8
09:31 mircea_popescu meanwhile from that one's sister, equally qualified to freely speak her absent mind, "Security forces kill tens of ISIS suiciders, free village in Mosul".
09:32 mircea_popescu "suciders" don't you know. that's totally how i'm going to list the dead usg agents if/when they actually get their balls in order and try a move : "here's a list of usg suiciders".
09:32 mircea_popescu (the part where mosul is a town apparently made out of villages i can understand - so is buenos aires. the orcs dun do urban life.)
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10:25 diana_coman BingoBoingo, gory by comparison to mine and hanbot's simply
10:28 shinohai hanbot 's could be gory, depending on how much you drink while reading it.
10:38 mats if i was a participant, i'd offer one of the other two half of the winnings if they supported my bid
10:39 mats is that democratic enough?
10:44 trinque nah, needs more pedophilia
10:47 mats i don't even know what to make of this jeffrey epstein business
10:55 mats can someone explain to me what they think is going on there
10:56 mats because it looks like a smear, and a weak one at that
11:00 mircea_popescu clinton eats babies.
11:00 mats i guess i'll have to read the filings
11:01 mircea_popescu woman has an aide who worked with some dudes who go around picking convicted sex offenders out of jail and setting up with clandestine businesses to send over "missionaries" to poor shitholes and buy kids ; and then keep those kids in brothels.
11:02 mircea_popescu the entire operation has had the full support of bahamas' dept of lulstice, including by refusing to convene grand juries in spite of police building cases, and in actually threatening police depts
11:03 mircea_popescu pretty much an exact redo of the whole milosevich business, amusingly enough by the very people who hanged him.
11:04 mircea_popescu (and no i don't think this is a coincidence, i think they simply imported the serbian apparatus, physically when feasible, or else rebuilt from recipe the missing parts.)
11:08 hanbot "S.NSA is expected to realise operating revenue next period." << exciting bonbon in this month's s.nsa report. if FUCKGOATS didn't knock one's tongue out, anyway.
11:08 mircea_popescu lol
11:08 mircea_popescu hey, gotta keep with the NAMINGCONVENTION
11:09 hanbot i see what you mean, BOSSMAN
11:10 * trinque is very excited
11:10 trinque take my money already
11:10 mats yes finally
11:10 mircea_popescu :p
11:11 mats is keeping kids a purely economic activity or are they kept around for intel operations like these?
11:11 mircea_popescu mats anyway, it puts in perspective for the general public just how fucking lulzy the entire "omfg they're going to blow us out of the water, quick, quick, something sexual with trump! oh, i know, we'll just pretend like he grabs ass! THAT WILL LOOK SO GOOD TWO WEEKS LATER!!!"
11:12 mats ie, blackmailing stupid people that also aspire to elected service
11:13 mircea_popescu mats prostitution was always a major money maker throughout history. in idiotic societies such as the us, preteens and other unfit for whoredom (boys, whatever) are both prized by the patrons contrary to sense (you really want to fuck a 13yo rather than a 26 yo ? because why, you like fucking walls ?) and useful for the madams because hey, blackmail afterwards.
11:13 mircea_popescu it's a very... self-hating world, this us.
11:14 mircea_popescu they will literally pay more to have shitty sex with inept whores BECAUSE this is something that'll for sure come back to haunt them. i say just introduce mantises and be done with it already.
11:15 phf http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-05#1563102 << judging by a bag of chips and many gnarly waterproof slippers it's one of those turkish/russian baths
11:15 a111 Logged on 2016-11-05 03:04 mircea_popescu: meanwhile back at the house of strangely shaped rooms with unlikely flooring, http://68.media.tumblr.com/17bb2853e6acd0d8d9a7437832f937d1/tumblr_n9cshihtJU1qdtr76o1_1280.jpg
11:16 mircea_popescu anyway. obama's choice (we'll prosecute drugs ; not prostitution) exactly mirrors the proceeds of eg appalachian convention and generally the prevailing opinion in the mob. when you have only limited enforcing capacity, as you necessarily will, fighting prostitution is unfeasible.
11:17 mircea_popescu phf http://68.media.tumblr.com/132fdbc2f7bbb4d2a965a8bf7d17dbda/tumblr_n9cshihtJU1qdtr76o4_1280.jpg just about. though kinda poorly made.
11:19 mats so epstein is the brothel operator?
11:22 mircea_popescu epstein is one of many such squires, let's call them. the squire's estate consists of a brothel, which may be obv multiple physical locations but generally arranged in a star pattern, a harvesting operation, his connections to the democrat party (in this case via abedin-clinton-obama). he doesn't do his own marketing, the people running the whole thing do.
11:23 mircea_popescu generally they don't maintain their own muscle, but rely on the krysha to force the local police depts into acting as muscle for them, which is a major centralizing effect of the scheme (historically this worked under the hand of the local police, providing THEM the revenues - as seen even today in eg argentina)
11:23 mircea_popescu and also the reason the local police don't much care for it. so they're (reluctantly) pushing back.
11:23 mircea_popescu and hence "fbi is trumpland" lalala.
11:24 mircea_popescu and yes they're VERY fucking busy all around mosul these days. tons and tons of "ngos" "charity workers" and whatnot. apparently preteen muslim meat is at a premium for some reason.
11:27 mircea_popescu and also a major reason why eg european politicians take "irrational" measures such as allowing refugees in. yes it's true that a thousand refugees will cost the local community in excess of ten million before it's all settled. BUT, importantly, a thousand refugees contain at least a dozen harvestable bodies, which provide for the politicians ie "modern democracy" criminal organisation a hefty 1mn+ in revenue.
11:28 mircea_popescu because rarely they get to skim as much as 10% of a public works contract, this is from an economic perspective a much better deal. unfortunately it doesn't scale - but in the end days of the empire scale is the last of the concern of the scurrying rats.
11:30 mats in your telling of this story, are bill/hrc complicit in the pedoring or is that bit merely incidental or manufactured for use as blackmail?
11:30 mircea_popescu i'm not going to push the shockwave. if and when the pics show up you'll know.
11:31 mircea_popescu in either case there can be no sane construction in which this makes the first hair of a difference. really, you wish to know whether the oil merchant spilled any ? because why, in treelogic this makes a difference ?
11:32 mats i don't know that bill patronized whores, or his particular place in this scheme
11:43 phf i suspect they are not necessarily framed as whores, there are layers of deniability there. k street parties will have girls, sourced from local sororities by enterprising promoters. it could be factored in the "price" of admission and if you're there it's for you. but you can also say that "oh i was there discussing business, i didn't much mind the semi naked drunk supermodels staggering about, for i'm a married man"
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12:01 asciilifeform possible that also/instead for organs, vs buggery ??
12:01 asciilifeform (just how many homo-pederasts are there in usa..?)
12:06 asciilifeform meanwhile, in the circus, https://archive.is/Qihmf
12:07 asciilifeform 'Every person in Bitcoin failed. We are looking at 100% failure rate. I could go on and on about my involvement but the fact of the matter is, I'm rich and everyone else is poor. Rant aside, every one of my projects has magically disappeared - I'm talking about full stacks in every market. Why? Every project I did, Peercover, Providence, Simple Exchange, Simple Stocks, Omega Interpreter, Webmata - massively sued legal entities out as
12:07 asciilifeform people, corporations, and governments attacked me. Then, they tried to kill me. NOW I'M FUCKING RICH.'
12:16 trinque asciilifeform: aren't young adults better for organ harvesting?
12:16 trinque I guess you could catch 'em early, but then have to feed/house until you take out the parts.
12:25 asciilifeform afaik 12yo parts are wholly usable
12:33 mircea_popescu phf for sure. the one thing everyone-other-than-mp excels at is misusing words and misrepresenting themselves.
12:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform who is this then ?!
12:36 mircea_popescu anyway, afaik the chinese are a lot bigger on the whole new organs biz than the us. i dunno that there's so much market in it - the doctors generally take a dim view.
12:43 mod6 trinque is very excited << same!
12:47 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i have nfi who, but very telling that there are now fake mircea_popescus in the psych wards in place of the old napoleons.
12:48 asciilifeform then again it is old trend, there was reptilia etc.
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13:04 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-05#1563116 << betcha it was a mistranslation from rt, 'смертники'
13:04 a111 Logged on 2016-11-05 13:32 mircea_popescu: "suciders" don't you know. that's totally how i'm going to list the dead usg agents if/when they actually get their balls in order and try a move : "here's a list of usg suiciders".
13:05 asciilifeform (originally word implied berserker/kamikaze mission, but in modern times often refers to anyone who is expected to fight to the death or at least set off 'shaheed belt' as last hurrah)
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13:23 mircea_popescu pretty funny up here.
13:26 mircea_popescu anyway, apparently this is some ethereum nonsense. "Here is the all JS in browser distributed web solution: http://www.webmata.org."
13:26 mircea_popescu pretty funny, seeing how a product code FUTIPEMATA is definitely in the books.
13:27 mircea_popescu getting back to the red cups, http://68.media.tumblr.com/fcab5ee7f717462947558ae26c6b82f0/tumblr_n9c070ggMe1stjm8io1_1280.jpg
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14:05 shinohai https://twitter.com/gonzoucab/status/793791655090458625
14:14 mircea_popescu would be a lot more interesting if roger ver actually had enough money to pay for his gas.
14:28 mats https://bitbet.us/bet/1330/new-trump-wins-bet-with-no-weighting-decay for last minute bettors
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14:45 mircea_popescu aww check that out no action since may
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15:58 deedbot http://www.contravex.com/2016/11/05/public-vs-private-goods-or-why-theres-no-bugatti-comp/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Public vs. private goods, or why there’s no Bugatti-comp.
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17:03 ben_vulpes !~later tell pete_dushenski can't recall when you asked about my shitball, but 3.7 M so far
17:03 jhvh1 ben_vulpes: The operation succeeded.
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17:43 ben_vulpes https://thehftguy.wordpress.com/2016/11/01/docker-in-production-an-history-of-failure/ << yup
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18:24 shinohai !!unrate covertress
18:24 deedbot Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/sjgcb/?raw=true
18:25 shinohai !!v 64C0ED78BEDD5BEFFB99156A99D13AEF9E841CE7B65269BA85B0800118CCE0F9
18:25 deedbot shinohai unrated covertress.
18:25 shinohai ^ lost key
18:26 BingoBoingo lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/5atzg4/the_developers_behind_the_core_fork_of_the/d9jhqfo/
18:27 shinohai "Half of the links are nothing but Butts. Good looking ones at that." LOL
18:28 shinohai Red Cups
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20:41 mircea_popescu lol i'm too busy popping in eulora to give a shit about retarddit
20:42 * shinohai read that as pooping there for a sec ...
20:42 mircea_popescu but just to be on the safe side / cover all the bases, http://68.media.tumblr.com/9b29ebfcb689f65e43262ceb37068b60/tumblr_n5rhymeyYL1tv3y9wo1_1280.jpg
20:45 mircea_popescu and in today biblical study : david, the ever so wise king of the jews, got up one night with an itch. he walked around on his roof, and spied the poor wife of one of his soldiers, who was taking a bath in the middle of the night because with those nuts and their door manners it wasn't fucking safe to bathe in the daytime like normal people.
20:46 mircea_popescu so he fucked her to pregnancy, after which he tried to recall the husband, figurting he'd fuck her too and never know the difference. except the guy was having too much of a fun time with the other boys over in the barracks so he wouldn't come. so david had him killed (classical "behead the bearer of this letter" sorta thing) and married the woman.
20:47 mircea_popescu except a nosy prophet (sent, of course, by the lord) reproached him, so david confessed. as punishment - his kid with the woman died. that's how you punish a dude!
20:47 mircea_popescu as punishment ++, his beloved son rose in rebellion decades later, and to cement his claim to the crown he... publicly fucked a dozen of david's concubines.
20:47 mircea_popescu ~the end~
20:59 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes holy shit i didn't realise the retards are THAT dysfunctional.
20:59 mircea_popescu remind me, why does anyone take the reddit kids seriously ?
20:59 mircea_popescu oh wait. nobody does. nm.
21:12 mircea_popescu the incredible part is that he fucking seriously proposes to "keep an eye on kubernetes" ? dude, no. just no. ban anyone even remotely involved in anything to do with docker from ever being hired as anything but menial labor.
21:22 mircea_popescu just to be on the safe side /me nipped https://archive.is/ksb0T#selection-4343.0-4351.5 's wings a litte ( http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/d1wcf/?raw=true registered as comment 149). curious if the guy publishes it or not.
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22:35 ben_vulpes doubtful, they're all a part of the 'tech scene'
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23:10 mircea_popescu oh i see, it's a scene.
23:11 ben_vulpes long black hair in front of the eyes and all i imagine
23:12 mircea_popescu his insulating random myspace whore from her own image might do me grave disservice i fear ...
23:12 ben_vulpes would you go so far as to say that he has done you a violence?
23:13 mircea_popescu well not so far as all that.
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23:30 mircea_popescu in other lulz, secret service just did dry run on trump, alf will be pleased to know
23:34 mircea_popescu https://archive.is/5LhT2 << in other "kubernetes is the future" news, calling the empire "the republic", pretending like the corpse is down with the flu and etcetera.
23:46 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: what is a 'dry run' in this context?
23:46 mircea_popescu carry the man off.
23:46 mircea_popescu apparently someone reading the logs got nervous as to whether they can or can't pull it off in a pinch.
23:47 ben_vulpes in actual defense of the man?
23:47 ben_vulpes as* in
23:47 mircea_popescu "actual defense" ?
23:47 mircea_popescu what was he being defended from ?
23:47 mircea_popescu !~google "take the hand off the suit, creep"
23:47 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Frank Sinatra - "Let's start the action!": <http://www.jwpitt.com/sinatra.htm>; That Kind Of Woman · Sinatra's Rules “For me, a tuxedo is a way of...: <http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/post/472480887/sinatras-rules-for-me-a-tuxedo-is-a-way-of>; Golden Years: My Brief Bromance With Frank Sinatra - Ivy Style: <http://www.ivy-style.com/golden-years-my-brief-bromance-with-frank-sinatr
23:51 * ben_vulpes is miserably naive about all forms of spycraft
23:51 mircea_popescu let's put it this way : would you let a bunch of dorks working for bahamas & friends take you away from a gathering of your own supporters ?
23:52 mircea_popescu "for your own protection" hurr durr.
23:53 ben_vulpes gotcha
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