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00:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform like what ?
00:08 mircea_popescu and in other-saltmines news, http://49.media.tumblr.com/407f19fd35af1a589eb9a09d5cb6843e/tumblr_n17g3hc6QR1ssnq53o1_400.gif
00:08 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1O6XnCh )
00:09 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: such as desks that would easily fit in public toilet stalls, etc
00:09 mircea_popescu a
00:10 asciilifeform but neither this nor any of the other elements taken separately was the interesting bit
00:10 asciilifeform the interesting, if you will, bit, was the whole put-your-pistol-in-your-mouth-every-night banal deadly boredom of the entire shebang.
00:11 mircea_popescu civilisation is not for everyone.
00:11 asciilifeform quite.
00:16 gabrielradio THEREFORE, it is established that any Bitcoin company, or trader or merchant or other entity deriving a worldly profit from the otherworldly workings of Bitcoin, is to pay a tax in sum of 0.1% or a hundred thousand satoshi per full Bitcoin realised, into the coffers of the Bitcoin Foundation
00:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19950 @ 0.00051014 = 10.1773 BTC [-] {2}
00:17 gabrielradio does one need to send this from an address known as his, so as to prove his satisfaction of the obligation?
00:24 trinque prove to whom?
00:25 gabrielradio to the foundation, i guess
00:27 trinque could make a deed of it.
00:29 trinque as several bitcoin bitcoin businesses already do.
00:29 trinque s/bitcoin//
00:29 trinque computer died mid-sentence :p
00:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82950 @ 0.00051064 = 42.3576 BTC [+]
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02:10 punkman http://blog.regehr.org/archives/28
02:10 assbot Embedded in Academia : Nine ways to break your systems code using volatile ... ( http://bit.ly/1ToDV87 )
02:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52887 @ 0.00050661 = 26.7931 BTC [-] {2}
02:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9750 @ 0.00050661 = 4.9394 BTC [-] {2}
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02:49 BingoBoingo High Risk Arbitrage: https://archive.is/s57zr
02:49 assbot Just got arrested for buying stolen gift cards with Bitcoin and then re-selling them. I did not know they were stolen. BEING CHARGED WITH A FELONY!!! What do I do??? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q4z6mD )
02:50 punkman "Over 6 months I bought about $30,000 worth of Starbucks gift cards for about $6,000." no shit sherlock
03:00 punkman http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/12/03/mt_etna_erupts_in_spectacular_volcanic_event.html
03:00 assbot Mt. Etna erupts in spectacular volcanic event. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q4zGAy )
03:01 punkman http://www.nationalgeographic.it/images/2015/12/03/163808228-29f3488f-d73c-4648-b84b-4da012f42202.jpg
03:01 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q4zHVi )
03:16 adlai http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/technology/future_tense/2015/12/151203_FT_Mt-Etna.jpg.CROP.promo-xlarge2.jpg << "I'a Cthulhu! I'a S'ha-t'n!"
03:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q4Aky6 )
03:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63676 @ 0.00050682 = 32.2723 BTC [+] {3}
03:18 adlai "Roman records from 122BC show a large eruption eruption... taxes were cancelled for 10 years to help locals rebuild" << again the capacitor knob
03:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 94950 @ 0.00050332 = 47.7902 BTC [-] {6}
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04:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25100 @ 0.00050517 = 12.6798 BTC [+]
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05:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55800 @ 0.00050517 = 28.1885 BTC [+]
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05:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47962 @ 0.00050139 = 24.0477 BTC [-] {2}
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06:18 punkman "Brian Snow, former director of Information Assurance for the NSA said it best at a conference in Greece recently: "I’m here to tell you that your cyber systems continue to function and serve you not due to the expertise of your security staff but solely due to the sufferance of your opponents"."
06:20 mircea_popescu brian snow quoting #b-a without attribution.
06:20 mircea_popescu what the fuck do they teach in "information assurance" class if they've not gotten to plagiarism yet!
06:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 86805 @ 0.0005084 = 44.1317 BTC [+] {4}
06:21 mircea_popescu <gabrielradio> to the foundation, i guess << trhe whole point is that it's voluntary. so you can do whatever you want.
06:23 mircea_popescu ahaha that redditard guy. "i did not know you were stolen your honoars!!!!" "were they discounted ?" "well yes, but this totally happens all the time" "with what ?" "with for instance... stolen cars, if people sell it to the chop shop... or if someone is selling something out of the trunk downtown ? or like... if it's you know, like we say on the street hot" "..."
06:25 gabrielradio "this obligation is a moral requirement, and outside of the opinion of the sovereign people it will not be enforced."
06:26 gabrielradio yes, but say someone in b-a inquires about your payments to the foundation
06:27 mircea_popescu well, jurov is teh treasurer. he might be amenable to making arrangements for you, if it's a significant sum. alternatively, you can use the forward secret method.
06:27 mircea_popescu (make deed today that "i will pay sum so and so to foundation address tomorrow", then pay tomorrow.)
06:31 mircea_popescu the adequacy of bitcoin is eerly evident in this context : "what happens if someone sees my secret and steals it ?" "well... i guess you can pay again."
06:31 mircea_popescu clearly this thing is not coming from anywhere we've seen before.
06:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27062 @ 0.00050713 = 13.724 BTC [-]
06:55 adlai you can also sign from the input addresses
07:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36800 @ 0.00050559 = 18.6057 BTC [-]
07:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 92375 @ 0.00050122 = 46.3002 BTC [-] {6}
07:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 128600 @ 0.00049955 = 64.2421 BTC [-] {7}
07:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10581 @ 0.00050399 = 5.3327 BTC [+] {3}
07:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40100 @ 0.00050659 = 20.3143 BTC [+] {3}
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09:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58807 @ 0.000496 = 29.1683 BTC [-]
09:16 shinohai deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/3RQG97A.txt
09:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/21BEUYG )
09:16 deedbot- rejected: 1
09:17 shinohai god fucking dammit why can't I do this right? >.<
09:18 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Federal Reserve will raise interest rate at December FOMC meeting - http://bitbet.us/bet/1221/federal-reserve-will-raise-interest-rate-at-december/#b27
09:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79300 @ 0.00049623 = 39.351 BTC [+] {2}
09:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47300 @ 0.00049425 = 23.378 BTC [-] {3}
09:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 75050 @ 0.00049591 = 37.218 BTC [+] {3}
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09:52 trinque shinohai: just verify them on your end before trying to submit
09:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56600 @ 0.00049824 = 28.2004 BTC [+] {2}
09:54 asciilifeform 'even die hards like the charismatic chief research officer of anti virus firm FSecure (Mikko Hypponen) have to concede their utility (or lack thereof). In a recent post he wrote: "What this means is that all of us had missed detecting this malware for two years, or more. That's a spectacular failure for our company, and for the antivirus industry in general.. This story does not end with Flame. It's highly likely there are ot
09:54 asciilifeform her similar attacks already underway that we havn't detected yet. Put simply, attacks like these work.. Flame was a failure for the anti-virus industry. We really should have been able to do better. But we didn't. We were out of our league, in our own game."' << mega-l0l!!
09:54 asciilifeform Run Moar Winblowz!!111
09:54 asciilifeform Run Moar Antivirus!
09:55 asciilifeform Buy Moar Wintel.
09:57 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336309 << mega-piece and every word of it is true.
09:57 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 07:10:21; punkman: http://blog.regehr.org/archives/28
09:58 asciilifeform but compiler optimization retardation is not limited to the effects described therein
09:58 asciilifeform i have seen some truly astonishing idiocies.
09:59 asciilifeform (does anyone recall the very recent thread re: gcc optimizing away a certain kind of security check WHEN EXPLICITLY ASKED NOT TO ?)
10:00 asciilifeform and the snivelling little piece of shit who piped up to defend this ?
10:00 asciilifeform it wasn't drepper, or poettering, somebody unknown
10:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81000 @ 0.00049963 = 40.47 BTC [+] {2}
10:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38250 @ 0.00049416 = 18.9016 BTC [-] {4}
10:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46100 @ 0.00050012 = 23.0555 BTC [+] {2}
10:12 asciilifeform re: yesterday's 'd-wave' thread: i often wonder what would happen if somebody were to demonstrate a machine, costing fiddybux instead of fiddymillion, that has the exact same performance on the exact same problems using... ordinary op-amps
10:12 asciilifeform (demonstrating that 'd-wave' is simply a monstrously overpriced analogue calculator)
10:13 asciilifeform now, nobody will do this for sane commercial reasons because - afaik - nobody actually required these toy problems ~solved~
10:13 asciilifeform quickly, or otherwise.
10:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40230 @ 0.00050015 = 20.121 BTC [+] {3}
10:15 asciilifeform i also can't help but appreciate the sheer magnitude of the 'fud' surrounding 'd-wave' - as if there could be any doubt whatsoever that the box is a work of charlatanry (doesn't run shor's algo and break rsa? not quantum comp. QED.)
10:26 thestringpuller so much coinbase dick sucking everywhere
10:27 shinohai i saw that. One post about them on reddit got gilded x3
10:29 mircea_popescu what does that do ?
10:31 thestringpuller it means the redditards liked what you wrote so much, they bought you reddit gold.
10:31 thestringpuller 3 times!
10:31 mircea_popescu which does...
10:32 thestringpuller nothing but state you spent money via reddit in their name.
10:32 thestringpuller which is redditarded.
10:32 thestringpuller to think redditnotes was almost a thing
10:33 thestringpuller and who the fuck is Steve Sokolowski?
10:33 mircea_popescu why are we redoing the flame thing ? it's not 2012 anymore, and srsly, "one of the most sophisticated, md5-hash based, windows-only piece of crapolade ever" ?
10:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 113800 @ 0.00050556 = 57.5327 BTC [+] {2}
10:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 97631 @ 0.00050647 = 49.4472 BTC [+] {2}
10:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 86400 @ 0.00049675 = 42.9192 BTC [-] {4}
11:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17400 @ 0.00050743 = 8.8293 BTC [+] {4}
11:14 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it was mentioned on account of having been found by same av co. as 'stuxnet', and likewise far away from the pwning site and long after the fact of.
11:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 99750 @ 0.00049411 = 49.2875 BTC [-] {2}
11:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 67800 @ 0.00049411 = 33.5007 BTC [-] {4}
11:41 shinohai http://www.wbaltv.com/news/aberdeen-police-officer-shot-in-face/36792688 <<< took mircea_popescu 's advice
11:41 assbot Police: Suspect who shot Aberdeen police officer in face taken into custody | Maryland News - WBAL Home ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYV2Qe )
11:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 104500 @ 0.00049354 = 51.5749 BTC [-] {5}
11:50 trinque shinohai: somehow I'm doubtful boston's white thug population ever read anything
11:52 trinque meanwhile, http://www.whdh.com/story/30528690/multiple-bomb-threats-reported-across-massachusetts
11:52 assbot Multiple bomb threats reported across Massachusetts - 7News Boston WHDH-TV ... ( http://bit.ly/1YNLaKl )
11:52 trinque shinohai: and whoops, that was maryland
11:53 trinque I guess that look is spreading
11:57 pete_dushenski didn't obama have some lulzy press conpherence quote after the recent california shootings (at the autistard clinic) along the lines of "these shooting are more and more frequent and we know we can't stop them but we sure wouldn't mind making them ~less frequent~"
11:57 pete_dushenski shootings*
11:58 pete_dushenski http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2015/12/03/is-the-new-zuckerberg-fake-charity-an-estate-tax-avoidance-scheme/ << no kidding.
11:58 assbot Philip Greenspun's Weblog » Is the new Zuckerberg fake charity an estate tax avoidance scheme? ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYXTIJ )
11:59 trinque pete_dushenski: that guy started trying to spin a gun control narrative the day of
12:00 pete_dushenski greenspun ?
12:00 trinque nah, president bahamas
12:00 pete_dushenski lol o well that's sorta his job
12:01 pete_dushenski maintain monopoly on force so that the state may have some hope of social relevance
12:02 pete_dushenski https://www.jwz.org/blog/2015/11/keyboard-lossage-mouse-lossage-everything-is-terrible/ << i lollered when jwz comes around to admitting that 'everything was fine until i upgraded to mac osx 10.11 (el capitain)'
12:02 assbot jwz: Keyboard lossage, mouse lossage, everything is terrible ... ( http://bit.ly/1YNMop9 )
12:02 pete_dushenski "i just expected it to work!"
12:03 pete_dushenski y'know, like osx did back on 10.6 and no later.
12:03 trinque "You know, when I first switched to MacOS from Linux, the fact that I was finally using an operating system that understood that tracking the mouse was the highest priority thing and that you could never, ever let that fall behind was one of the most refreshing things." << wtf kind of idiocy is this?
12:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55760 @ 0.00050011 = 27.8861 BTC [+] {2}
12:05 trinque if you want a realtime and preemptable kernel go have it
12:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14722 @ 0.00050012 = 7.3628 BTC [+]
12:08 trinque as I understand it these preemption systems incur a great deal of additional complexity, and some wise folks might say keeping *that* to a minimum is of the greatest importance.
12:09 mircea_popescu <trinque> shinohai: somehow I'm doubtful boston's white thug population ever read anything <
12:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 148300 @ 0.00050822 = 75.369 BTC [+] {6}
12:10 pete_dushenski !s jwz
12:10 assbot 42 results for 'jwz' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=jwz
12:11 shinohai lol
12:13 shinohai http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/12/03/Florida-womans-mystery-illness-traced-to-moldy-breast-implants/9591449165196/?spt=hs&or=on
12:13 phf on a console you want operator issued commands to have priority over everything else, i don't think this has anything to do with the kernel. there was a set of patches for linux that gave scheduling priority to x11, and generally was supposed to make system much more responsive from operator side of things. guy quit over "giant co server needs decide what goes into kernel, i'm done"
12:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42338 @ 0.00051017 = 21.5996 BTC [+]
12:14 phf i'm pretty sure it's one of stan's commandments of sane computing
12:15 trinque phf: input is handled via interrupt right?
12:15 mircea_popescu trinque i've not yet observed the mouse cursor lagging on any system that i can recall since mice became a thing.
12:15 trinque nor have I.
12:16 mircea_popescu i mean.... when is a desktop ever that loaded ?
12:16 mircea_popescu and what the everloving fuck would you do with the mouse on a server
12:16 trinque so if the OS is handling some other interrupt, it's not going to bother with the input interrupts until after
12:16 trinque I read this guy as saying it should drop everything and move the cursor
12:16 mircea_popescu maybe it should drop everything and "just make it work"
12:16 phf trinque: a combination of system calls and interrupts, but it's up to scheduler to decide what to do and when. "handling some other interrupt" is usually not the bottle neck
12:17 mircea_popescu afaik dumbass osen (such as windoze) end up looking choppy because they handle the swap poorly and the windows manager ends up conflicted with some higher priority item on "memory" access
12:18 mircea_popescu this shouldn't be a problem, except they're written by ustarded children, and so they expect everything all the time or else drop to the floor and cry
12:18 phf it's usually handling millions of other interrupts, and then the scheduler needs to decide "oh there's some mouse events, maybe i should prioritize them a bit"
12:19 mircea_popescu !up OZmaster
12:19 trinque phf: that makes sense
12:19 mircea_popescu phf i don'\t think this ever happened at the scheduler level.
12:19 OZmaster hi all
12:20 mircea_popescu it's usually the wm going "oh, i caqn't have X ? THEN I WILL WAIT WITH EVERYTHING!!1"
12:20 mircea_popescu can't update cursor position until i have a hash of all the 50000 icons i put in that folder.
12:20 mircea_popescu hi OZmaster
12:20 mircea_popescu who're you ?
12:20 OZmaster just a trader looking for some company
12:20 mircea_popescu ic
12:21 OZmaster hope its not against the rules :)
12:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79120 @ 0.00051167 = 40.4833 BTC [+]
12:22 pete_dushenski ;;google bitcoin-assets rules and regulations
12:22 gribble #bitcoin-assets rules and regulations on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2013/bitcoin-assets-rules-and-regulations/>; Bitcoin assets attract HNIs, companies | Business ... - Samachar: <http://www.samachar.com/Bitcoin-assets-attract-HNIs-companies-pmecN9jgiii.html>; Is bitcoin legal? - CoinDesk: <http://www.coindesk.com/information/is-bitcoin-legal/>
12:22 pete_dushenski OZmaster: waddyou trade mostly ?
12:22 mircea_popescu "hnis" ?!
12:22 mircea_popescu will wonders never surcease.
12:22 OZmaster cable and BTC,,, some alts but not that many
12:23 pete_dushenski cable ?
12:23 mircea_popescu OZmaster get a pgp key reg in the wot while at it.
12:23 pete_dushenski !h
12:23 assbot http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/irc_bots/assbot
12:23 pete_dushenski ^ OZmaster
12:24 OZmaster reading
12:24 OZmaster cable? EUR/USD lulzzzz
12:25 pete_dushenski aha.
12:25 kakobrekla on bit4x?
12:26 OZmaster nah
12:26 OZmaster 1b
12:26 kakobrekla too bad
12:26 mircea_popescu lol
12:27 OZmaster why?
12:27 OZmaster i mean why too bad ?
12:27 mircea_popescu kakobrekla runs bit4x.
12:28 OZmaster oh ic
12:28 OZmaster :D
12:28 phf kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=02-12-2015#1335374 plx
12:28 assbot Logged on 02-12-2015 06:12:15; phf: kakobrekla: hey, uploaded log files are busted, title fetches done by assbot have extra newlines, that correspond to newlines in the title. here's affected entry ids, http://paste.lisp.org/display/163299
12:28 kakobrekla will look into it today
12:28 phf thanks!
12:28 OZmaster will make sure i register kakobrekla
12:29 kakobrekla im not twisting your arm or anything.
12:29 OZmaster never heard of it before i wanna check it out :D
12:30 OZmaster oh ic u run it through an app
12:30 OZmaster very nice
12:31 mircea_popescu if it doesn't work you can let us know here, we'll twist kako's arms over it for many years to come :D
12:31 * kakobrekla puts arms in pocket
12:32 pete_dushenski those are either giant pockets or very tiny arms
12:32 kakobrekla virtual arms
12:33 pete_dushenski aha like asciilifeform's shiva arms
12:33 kakobrekla yeah, only i dont have that many.
12:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 214764 @ 0.00049726 = 106.7935 BTC [-] {5}
12:34 pete_dushenski next reincaration
12:34 pete_dushenski reincarNation*
12:36 mircea_popescu !up Presstrump
12:36 OZmaster EUR is nice today
12:36 OZmaster cool trades to catch
12:37 Presstrump hehe, thanks mircea_popescu ;)
12:37 OZmaster do you guys also mine BTC/alts?
12:40 Presstrump OZmaster, no, they pretty much talk about how everything BTC related is a scam.
12:40 kakobrekla is it not?
12:40 OZmaster lulz, well cant argue much there
12:41 Presstrump with the exception of MPEx, that is ;)
12:41 pete_dushenski OZmaster: there's not much in the way of btc miner representation amongst the regulars here. as for alts, the folks here are more likely to short them than mine them.
12:41 mircea_popescu most sane miners don't advertise this, either.
12:41 pete_dushenski ^
12:42 OZmaster i didnt mean as advertisement was just so a question
12:43 OZmaster mircea_popescu why u mean that they dont "advertise" it ?
12:43 mircea_popescu yeah. just saying, if someone's claiming to be a miner, odds are they're a scammer.
12:43 OZmaster is it dangerous to let people know one is mining?
12:43 mircea_popescu obviously.
12:43 OZmaster huh why?
12:43 Presstrump alts only exist to extract BTC from n00bs
12:44 OZmaster oh u surely mean all the cloudmining sites?
12:44 mircea_popescu mno, i mean actual miners.
12:45 OZmaster how could they "use" the term miner to scam something:S i'm totaly not folowing now
12:46 mircea_popescu ok, lets see if we can make sense of this.
12:47 mircea_popescu 1. miners are key points of the bitcoin infrastructure. unlike traditional infrastructure such as the hoover dam or the pentagon, the miners do not have to be physically discernible.
12:47 pete_dushenski http://i.imgur.com/flgQkam.webm << hottie
12:47 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJ8u2H )
12:47 mircea_popescu the same exact incentives exist to attack all of these. consequently, there exists exactly no incentive for a miner to advertise ; and strong incentive not to.
12:48 OZmaster oh ic ic
12:48 mircea_popescu 2. conversely, all confidence games are predicated on the same process : "is it called a confidence game because i'm supposed to give you my confidence ?" "no. because i give yo umine".
12:49 mircea_popescu so... yeah. all con men start by breaking a minor taboo of this sort. the widest known is the "make money" derp, who can't cease talking about how much money he made bla bla.
12:49 mircea_popescu has he ? besides the fucking point. talking about how much you make is his way of getting under your skin.
12:49 OZmaster i see what u mean now
12:49 mircea_popescu aite.
12:50 pete_dushenski !up OZmaster
12:50 OZmaster ty
12:51 pete_dushenski np
12:52 OZmaster well not to mention the cloudmineing sites then, ponzis 101
12:52 OZmaster each one ofem
12:55 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2012/the-problem-with-pmbs-ie-perpetual-mining-bonds/ <<< exactly nothing has changed since 2012 but the name
12:55 assbot The problem with PMBs, ie "Perpetual Mining Bonds" on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJ9qUH )
12:55 mircea_popescu scammers still trying to sell pmbs to redditards, with mixed success.
12:58 deedbot- [Trilema] Ever heard of Ion Iliescu ? - http://trilema.com/2015/ever-heard-of-ion-iliescu/
12:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65500 @ 0.00051012 = 33.4129 BTC [+] {2}
13:01 OZmaster yeh well i know they are, i got fked myself majourly by one
13:02 ben_vulpes "As part of the Affordable Care Act, the tax is intended to help fund expanded coverage for the uninsured and to contain health care spending by discouraging employers from offering overly generous benefits." << thou shalt not enjoy life
13:02 ben_vulpes "The so-called “Cadillac Tax” will be levied in 2018 on companies that offer the “richest” benefits."
13:03 mircea_popescu lmao
13:03 mircea_popescu everyone must have obamacare. EVERYONE.
13:04 mircea_popescu in other news, http://49.media.tumblr.com/991545fd969b9cdc182581669453bfd6/tumblr_n1vtt6LUHV1rux8ebo1_400.gif
13:04 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1QZ6HhN )
13:04 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: lel. "badge engineering tax"
13:12 pete_dushenski https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayPO0LMAnc4 << 'nigerian style'
13:12 assbot Adele's "HELLO'' cover by DAVID JONES DAVID - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJbewZ )
13:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28027 @ 0.00050393 = 14.1236 BTC [-] {2}
13:23 kakobrekla "It's like pre-Sumerian civilization," says Brad Cox, who wrote the software for Steve Jobs NeXT computer and is a professor at George Mason University. "The way we build software is in the hunter-gatherer stage."
13:23 kakobrekla John Munson, a software engineer and professor of computer science at the University of Idaho, is not quite so generous. "Cave art," he says. "It's primitive. We supposedly teach computer science. There's no science here at all."
13:24 kakobrekla unexpected honesty http://www.fastcompany.com/28121/they-write-right-stuff
13:24 assbot They Write the Right Stuff ... ( http://bit.ly/1QZ9yr5 )
13:25 kakobrekla and for mp > For one thing, 12 of the 22 people in the room are women, many of them senior managers or senior technical staff.
13:26 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
13:26 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336440 << routinely on my box
13:26 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 17:15:37; mircea_popescu: trinque i've not yet observed the mouse cursor lagging on any system that i can recall since mice became a thing.
13:26 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336442 << mine. for fucks sake.
13:26 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 17:16:10; mircea_popescu: i mean.... when is a desktop ever that loaded ?
13:27 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336445 << fuck the cursor. but THE KEYBOARD - yes. see also: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=215
13:27 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 17:16:33; trinque: I read this guy as saying it should drop everything and move the cursor
13:27 assbot Loper OS » First Law of Sane Personal Computing ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJdAfi )
13:27 shinohai https://blog.ethereum.org/2015/12/03/how-to-build-your-own-cryptocurrency/ <<<LOL
13:28 assbot Ethereum: how to build your own cryptocurrency without coding ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJdEvu )
13:28 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336448 << swap isn't much of a thing on a reasonably modern box with multiple GB of ram
13:28 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 17:17:39; mircea_popescu: afaik dumbass osen (such as windoze) end up looking choppy because they handle the swap poorly and the windows manager ends up conflicted with some higher priority item on "memory" access
13:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17800 @ 0.00049404 = 8.7939 BTC [-]
13:37 ascii_field 'Otherwise, the hour-long meeting is sober and revealing, a brief window on the culture. For one thing, 12 of the 22 people in the room are women, many of them senior managers or senior technical staff. The on-board shuttle group, with its stability and professionalism, seems particularly appealing to women programmers.'
13:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64600 @ 0.00049432 = 31.9331 BTC [+] {4}
13:44 ascii_field engineering types (and financial folks even) have masturbated to the u.s. space program for generations, but the facts do not wholly support this.
13:44 ascii_field and even to the extent that they do - the actual causes are misunderstood.
13:45 ascii_field YES you can get mighty good results from: teenager-REMOVAL, tard-removal, jwz-removal, microshit-removal, webdev-removal.
13:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 96700 @ 0.00049305 = 47.6779 BTC [-] {2}
13:45 ascii_field the successes in the software world, few as they are, are largely successes of EXTERMINATORS.
13:57 mircea_popescu kakobrekla tell you what, of all tech companies, all bitcoin companies, and all companies in general, mpex stuff has the most women involved.
13:57 mircea_popescu so...
13:59 mircea_popescu <ascii_field> the successes in the software world, few as they are, are largely successes of EXTERMINATORS. << my view also.
14:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 165750 @ 0.00049238 = 81.612 BTC [-] {6}
14:13 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
14:14 ascii_field speaking of this, i dreamed last night that i was playing a pc game called 'plague', where you are - as printed on the crate - a fella trying to escape from plague, and score points also for containing the spread thereof in various ways
14:18 ascii_field when i woke up, thought that it would also be interesting if you could play 'as'... plague
14:23 ascii_field mircea_popescu: oh and it turns out that i'm a moron: https://www.iqt.org/portfolio
14:28 ascii_field and just when i thought that the snake oils couldn't get any more laughable,
14:28 ascii_field 'PrivateEye enlists computer vision technology to actively protect computer or tablet screens against unauthorized viewers by detecting and alerting the user when an eavesdropper attempts to read the display.'
14:29 ascii_field ( optiolabs.com )
14:29 ascii_field 'EYES WILL ROAM, BUT YOUR SENSITIVE DATA WON’T.' << actual motherfucking quote
14:31 ascii_field and yet moar lulzy, even,
14:31 ascii_field 'Narrative Science is the leader in automated narrative generation for the enterprise. Powered by artificial intelligence, its Quill platform analyzes data from disparate sources, understands what is important, then automatically generates perfectly written narratives to convey meaning from the data for any intended consumer or business audience, at unlimited scale.'
14:31 ascii_field ^ our filipinos!
14:31 ascii_field here they are.
14:36 phf mircea_popescu: in x11, wm is a separate process, so it should fall under usual scheduling rules. i.e. if it misbehaves, kernel will take control away from it
14:37 phf but if kernel treats your wm same way it treats apache server...
14:38 ascii_field http://www.sonitustechnologies.com << ye olde radio tooth
14:38 assbot SONITUS ... ( http://bit.ly/1m1SzaO )
14:42 liquidassets danielpbarron can you give me spiritual reference for "god remembers" and "god forgets"
14:42 ascii_field http://zeuss.com/our-story << u.s. tax dollarz at wurk !1111
14:42 assbot Our Story | Zeuss ... ( http://bit.ly/1lCoPAP )
14:43 ascii_field 'PS. If you got this far you just read 818 words that I wrote late one night after midnight with a tired jack russell passed out in my lap. Thank you for being interested in what we are doing.'
14:43 ascii_field http://zeuss.com/zteam << compleat with chix
14:43 assbot Team | Zeuss ... ( http://bit.ly/1lCoXjT )
14:44 phf !up ascii_field
14:45 phf hmm
14:45 phf !up ascii_field
14:46 phf ah
14:48 mircea_popescu <ascii_field> ^ our filipinos! <<< exactly like the mechanical turk of yore, the faux ai scam is still with us.
14:48 ascii_field https://www.narrativescience.com/press-release-aml << glorious thing, re: same
14:48 assbot Press Release: AML Solution | Narrative Science ... ( http://bit.ly/1lCpBOu )
14:48 ascii_field they peddle automated idiot usgistic boilerplate...
14:49 mircea_popescu and who the fuck is jack russell
14:49 mircea_popescu o don't tell me, let me guess. the guy's caniche
14:49 ascii_field mircea_popescu: it may be a dog
14:50 mircea_popescu if only the soviets had "technological innovators" such as these
14:50 mircea_popescu oh wait.
14:50 mircea_popescu they did.
14:51 mircea_popescu "CHICAGO, IL – November 10, 2015 – Narrative Science, the leader in advanced natural language generation for the enterprise, today announced the launch of Quill for Anti-Money Laundering (AML). According to recent research from KPMG, spending in North America to combat money-laundering activities has risen by 71 percent over the past three years and is predicted to keep increasing."
14:51 mircea_popescu lost in all of this bathwater, any actual money to wash. the us is about as poor as argentina.
14:51 mircea_popescu but whatever, hay mas futuro.
14:52 ascii_field recall that to the 'aml' folks, ~all~ money is american
14:52 mircea_popescu except they don't have any.
14:52 ascii_field the thieves' hands are of finite-length, yes. appetites - no.
14:53 mircea_popescu all the appetites in the world and five bitcets will buy them a cup of coffee
14:53 mircea_popescu if the shop's open.
14:53 ascii_field the idea was, nominally, appetite + bitcents + wunderwaffen
14:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 105900 @ 0.00049351 = 52.2627 BTC [+] {3}
14:55 * mircea_popescu is looking forward to when congress finally buys some "quill" to keep up with the "ever increasing needs" of the legislative process.
14:56 mircea_popescu a century of laws nobody read has really been long enough. time for laws nobody actually wrote.
14:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18520 @ 0.00049472 = 9.1622 BTC [+]
14:58 liquidassets MP where's your quote on what a 'walk of shame' is?
14:58 liquidassets I need to get better at this searching thing...apologies
14:58 danielpbarron http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336604 << could you be more specific? there are many such references
14:58 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 19:42:30; liquidassets: danielpbarron can you give me spiritual reference for "god remembers" and "god forgets"
14:59 mircea_popescu !s walk of shame from:mircea
14:59 assbot 0 results for 'walk of shame from:mircea' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=walk+of+shame+from%3Amircea
14:59 mircea_popescu apparently, nowhere.
14:59 liquidassets danielpbarron you seem to quote the bible frequently, is this because you know it so well? or is there an easy reference/tool to use
15:00 liquidassets NO MP you said it about shame being a personal thing like guilt..or something. About the girl walking down the street feeling shame or not..
15:00 danielpbarron a little of both. In order to use the easy reference I had to already have intimate knowledge of the text
15:01 danielpbarron i search on biblegateway sometimes for key words, although i don't like to actually link to that site since it's javascript nightmare garbage
15:01 danielpbarron and sometimes i do a google search for site:atruechurch.info whatever_keyword
15:01 liquidassets ugh....how do we save these texts...?
15:03 mircea_popescu "It’s hard to overstate how bad an idea it is for a compiler to use strange heuristics about code structure to guess the developer’s intent."
15:03 mircea_popescu nigga...say wut ?
15:03 mircea_popescu this is ALL the compiler ever fucking does, are you kidding me ?
15:04 liquidassets that's why I need a link god dammit
15:04 mircea_popescu this "we labeled this function comprehension so now the program is comprehending" thing goes to the fucking core of things, it's like the only wife computer dorks ever had huh.
15:04 thestringpuller buddy of mine who isn't into bitcoin (but is into crypto) said this: hat's why I worry about "widespread bitcoin adoption" - read that as: banks/govs hijack
15:04 liquidassets I'm searching you
15:04 thestringpuller bitcoin
15:05 punkman http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336372 << kinda why I can't really bring myself to study C/C++
15:05 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 14:58:26; asciilifeform: but compiler optimization retardation is not limited to the effects described therein
15:06 liquidassets thank you danielpbarron I haven't tried searching the bible but hopefully 12 years of vacation bible school are still good for something
15:07 punkman especially this part, "Volatile is of very limited usefulness on a machine that is out-of-order, multiprocessor, or both", SO WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE BOTHER
15:08 thestringpuller volatile keyword was very useful for interrupts on the Gameboy Advance
15:10 thestringpuller that's about my extent of use
15:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51730 @ 0.00049511 = 25.612 BTC [+] {2}
15:12 punkman "Old gcc upgrade: Bug fixes, some speed, some intrinsics. New gcc upgrade: I AM THE LORD THY GCC AND I WILL BREAK YOUR SYSTEM. FEAR MY WRATH."
15:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 110600 @ 0.00049968 = 55.2646 BTC [+] {2}
15:17 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
15:17 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336635 << yer too late, we have this already. except it's armies of intern gurlz, vs. shanninizers (gurlz are cheaper)
15:17 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 19:56:04; mircea_popescu: a century of laws nobody read has really been long enough. time for laws nobody actually wrote.
15:18 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336661 << 'cause you can't implement the os without ?
15:18 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 20:07:17; punkman: especially this part, "Volatile is of very limited usefulness on a machine that is out-of-order, multiprocessor, or both", SO WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE BOTHER
15:19 punkman sad turtles all the way down
15:21 ascii_field liquishit all the way down.
15:22 mircea_popescu <ascii_field> we have this already. except it's armies of intern gurlz, vs. shanninizers (gurlz are cheaper) <<< you recall, i actually published the minutes of how this goes.
15:23 ascii_field hm?
15:23 mircea_popescu ;;google Daphna Waxman
15:23 gribble SEC.gov | SEC Charges Three Firms With Violating Custody Rule: <http://www.sec.gov/News/PressRelease/Detail/PressRelease/1370540098359>; SEC Knocks on MPEx's Door, Popescu Doesn't Budge | Finance ...: <http://www.financemagnates.com/cryptocurrency/exchange/sec-knocks-on-mpexs-door-popescu-doesnt-budge/>; SEC gets on the Bitcoin investigation bandwagon ... - Washington Post: (1 more message)
15:23 ascii_field ah, them
15:23 mircea_popescu awww, look at her! intern gurl hired to get people to talk to the phone people at her office, is now internets famous!Q
15:23 ascii_field the ones i was thinking of were the nameless chix who crapped out 'obamacare', which fills a book case, and similar
15:24 ascii_field by hand, in microshit 'word'
15:24 mircea_popescu there's no difference.
15:24 ascii_field not really, aha
15:24 mircea_popescu this one'd be equally nameless, if i weren't here to break the inane anon-government convention
15:25 mircea_popescu (have you ever noticed that nobody ever fucking publishes the names of the agentura ? if say a police officer is ever NAMED he's either in a fringe local paper in a red state or else accused of something. it's never "the swat team, composed of x y z and k" or so forth. )
15:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00049999 = 2.125 BTC [+]
15:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13987 @ 0.00050321 = 7.0384 BTC [+]
15:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41818 @ 0.00050342 = 21.052 BTC [+] {2}
15:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 95620 @ 0.0005015 = 47.9534 BTC [-] {2}
16:00 mircea_popescu ascii_field http://trilema.com/2015/no-such-labs-snsa-november-2015-statement/
16:00 assbot No Such lAbs (S.NSA), November 2015 Statement on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJzpeM )
16:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19930 @ 0.00049949 = 9.9548 BTC [-]
16:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61770 @ 0.00050559 = 31.2303 BTC [+] {2}
16:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 109340 @ 0.00050622 = 55.3501 BTC [+] {3}
16:16 deedbot- [Trilema] No Such lAbs (S.NSA), November 2015 Statement - http://trilema.com/2015/no-such-labs-snsa-november-2015-statement/
16:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43064 @ 0.00050557 = 21.7719 BTC [-]
16:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 173100 @ 0.00049306 = 85.3487 BTC [-] {4}
16:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63400 @ 0.00049183 = 31.182 BTC [-] {3}
16:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 345778 @ 0.00049065 = 169.656 BTC [-] {9}
16:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5322 @ 0.00048728 = 2.5933 BTC [-]
16:56 mircea_popescu ascii_field "At some point I may do a similar surgical extraction for GPG 1.4.10’s entropy gatherer, but this is a very different project." << i have nfi why you'd be including "software entropy generators".
16:57 mircea_popescu http://www.loper-os.org/pub/sov/3.jpg << notbad chocolates.
16:57 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1lgfcIw )
17:03 mircea_popescu (Sometimes I think that perhaps one of the best things I could do with my life is: find a gigantic pile of proprietary software that was a trade secret, and start handing out copies on a street corner so it wouldn't be a trade secret any more, and perhaps that would be a much more efficient way for me to give people new free software than actually writing it myself; but everyone is too cowardly to even take it.)
17:03 mircea_popescu start reading rms' side of the "how i [didn't really] invent emacs" for the lulz, stay for the glory.
17:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 117217 @ 0.00048642 = 57.0167 BTC [-] {2}
17:03 mircea_popescu ( http://www.free-soft.org/gpl_history/ for the curious)
17:03 assbot The History of the GNU General Public License ... ( http://bit.ly/1lggkfi )
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18:09 BingoBoingo http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/chess-grandmaster-from-shrewsbury-allegedly-paid-young-son-to-drink/article_fd58736b-3941-507c-8b73-a9e41378588f.html
18:09 assbot Chess grandmaster from Shrewsbury allegedly paid young son to drink wine : News ... ( http://bit.ly/1XHiwxz )
18:09 BingoBoingo Win >> "Catlett said police have been unable to reach him since the charges were filed Monday."
18:21 mod6 ;;bc,stats
18:21 gribble Current Blocks: 386738 | Current Difficulty: 7.272278064254718E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 387071 | Next Difficulty In: 333 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 2 days, 5 hours, 16 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
18:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 85800 @ 0.00049283 = 42.2848 BTC [+]
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19:58 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336701 << who said we'd be ~using~ the extracted meat ?!
19:58 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 21:56:53; mircea_popescu: ascii_field "At some point I may do a similar surgical extraction for GPG 1.4.10’s entropy gatherer, but this is a very different project." << i have nfi why you'd be including "software entropy generators".
19:59 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336685 << what next, publish 'names' of individual rats who spread the black plague ?
19:59 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 20:25:35; mircea_popescu: (have you ever noticed that nobody ever fucking publishes the names of the agentura ? if say a police officer is ever NAMED he's either in a fringe local paper in a red state or else accused of something. it's never "the swat team, composed of x y z and k" or so forth. )
20:00 asciilifeform names only make sense for things that are distinguishable and distinct
20:01 asciilifeform if tomorrow we learn that cockroaches have names, amongst themselves, should exterminators take roll call before spraying ?
20:03 asciilifeform not one of these people will ever be in wot, even if he lived for a hundred years; and if by some odd chance one did, it'd be under another spam name
20:04 asciilifeform but, interestingly, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336677
20:04 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 20:23:11; gribble: SEC.gov | SEC Charges Three Firms With Violating Custody Rule: <http://www.sec.gov/News/PressRelease/Detail/PressRelease/1370540098359>; SEC Knocks on MPEx's Door, Popescu Doesn't Budge | Finance ...: <http://www.financemagnates.com/cryptocurrency/exchange/sec-knocks-on-mpexs-door-popescu-doesnt-budge/>; SEC gets on the Bitcoin investigation bandwagon ... - Washington Post: (1 more message)
20:04 asciilifeform ^ the first link actually has the names of the monkeys who participated
20:04 asciilifeform incl. daphne whoever
20:05 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336704 << was copyrightability of softs in usa still a disputed thing when rms wrote this ?
20:05 assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 22:03:01; mircea_popescu: (Sometimes I think that perhaps one of the best things I could do with my life is: find a gigantic pile of proprietary software that was a trade secret, and start handing out copies on a street corner so it wouldn't be a trade secret any more, and perhaps that would be a much more efficient way for me to give people new free software than actually writing it myself; but everyone is too cowardly to ev
20:11 * ben_vulpes applauds nsa missive
20:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.00048687 = 6.0372 BTC [-]
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20:53 * asciilifeform bday today. old.
21:00 asciilifeform lulzy:
21:00 asciilifeform #if 0
21:00 asciilifeform static void
21:00 asciilifeform stronger_key_check ( RSA_secret_key *skey )
21:00 asciilifeform guess where.
21:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35200 @ 0.00049325 = 17.3624 BTC [+]
21:06 punkman gpg?
21:06 punkman happy bday asciilifeform
21:07 asciilifeform thx!
21:20 mod6 happy birthday asciilifeform :]
21:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64209 @ 0.00048571 = 31.187 BTC [-] {3}
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22:01 PeterL Had baby #4 today.
22:05 mod6 congrats PeterL
22:05 PeterL thanks
22:17 asciilifeform thx mod6 !
22:17 asciilifeform congrats PeterL
22:17 PeterL and happy b-day to you. I guess it is a good day for a birthday
22:18 asciilifeform ty
22:31 asciilifeform moar lulz:
22:31 asciilifeform * a level of 0 this will not block and might not return anything
22:31 asciilifeform * with some entropy drivers, however the rndlinux driver will use
22:31 asciilifeform * /dev/urandom and return some stuff - Do not read to much as we
22:31 asciilifeform * want to be friendly to the scare system entropy resource. */
22:40 PeterL what's this from?
22:40 asciilifeform gpg 1.4.10
22:41 PeterL what is it going to do with the entropy it creates?
22:42 asciilifeform key
22:43 asciilifeform (and a few other things)
22:43 PeterL does using "to" instead of "too" indicate something about the level of competence going into this?
22:44 asciilifeform PeterL: iirc current maintainer is a german
22:44 PeterL aha
22:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform 1988
22:55 mircea_popescu but the important point is, "too cowardly to take them".
22:56 mircea_popescu these are the same people who collectively opted not to give gates dailyt whirlies when he started with HIS whiny bullshit (also in the 80s)
22:56 mircea_popescu these are the same people reacting to some "company" saying something vague AS IF IT MATTERED.
22:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00048015 = 8.7387 BTC [+]
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23:15 BingoBoingo Happy bday to alf and happy birthing day to peterl
23:16 asciilifeform ty BingoBoingo.
23:16 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: aha that part made 0 sense
23:17 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: and the infamous gates 'letter to hobbyists' was in '76
23:17 PeterL ty BingoBoingo
23:18 PeterL http://trilema.com/2015/the-pgp-w-mode/ << encrypter and decrypter are required to use the same file? how do you know which file to use?
23:18 assbot The PGP -w mode on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1PUEQz6 )
23:19 mircea_popescu alright, 76.
23:19 asciilifeform PeterL: stego is a symmetric thing
23:20 asciilifeform (afaik publickeyization of stego is an unsolved megapr0bl3m)
23:20 PeterL so wouldn't the enemy just need to know which file you are using, and then it is worthless?
23:21 asciilifeform PeterL: stego is not a substitute for crypto, but is 'part of a balanced diet'
23:21 PeterL aha
23:22 PeterL then does it need to be part of pgp?
23:22 asciilifeform not imho
23:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35201 @ 0.00049385 = 17.384 BTC [+] {3}
23:22 mircea_popescu PeterL the only way otp works is with prior agreement. as alf says, there's no known alternative ot this.
23:23 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-12-2015#1336772 >> e.g., http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=01-09-2015#1257953
23:23 assbot Logged on 05-12-2015 03:55:50; mircea_popescu: but the important point is, "too cowardly to take them".
23:23 assbot Logged on 01-09-2015 02:05:20; asciilifeform: (freedos folks make a show of refusing to look at it)
23:23 mircea_popescu now, you can in practice have "prior agreement after the fact", to use the consecrated legal concept (ie, if someone tells you what to use after you got the file, but you "know" it's right because it decrypts to something meaningful). but this doesn't seem much of a variation.
23:24 mircea_popescu anyway. the hooks to use the tool any way you might want is a part of a well designed tool. this is why a hammer comes with the hook at the other end for pulling out nails, even for hammers you buy to only hurt your fingers with.
23:25 mircea_popescu the spec accounts for this, that there should be a hook there. otherwise i fully expect most people will just use the standard dictionary if they ever use the mode at all.
23:25 asciilifeform with anything like genuine otp, the 'prior after the fact' is really 'after the fact' plain and simple,
23:25 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah.
23:25 asciilifeform given as the choice of pad can give you any plaintext you want.
23:25 asciilifeform aha
23:25 asciilifeform (up to length of ciphertext)
23:25 * BingoBoingo awaits magic future/past where electronics contact cleaner can be used on energized devices.
23:25 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: clean with 'fluorinert'
23:25 asciilifeform then light up a benjie cigar.
23:26 asciilifeform full of human caviar.
23:26 BingoBoingo Some day
23:26 * BingoBoingo just sprayed a bunch of isohexane at car radio
23:27 BingoBoingo about to go outside again for round 2
23:29 mircea_popescu what are you trying to accomplish ?
23:29 * asciilifeform pictures BingoBoingo removing entrails of dead weasel from cassette slot
23:33 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-12-2015#1336798 << in the olden days, prior to mechanical cryptoanalysis, thinking folk got pretty far with 'book cipher'
23:33 assbot Logged on 05-12-2015 04:25:09; mircea_popescu: the spec accounts for this, that there should be a hook there. otherwise i fully expect most people will just use the standard dictionary if they ever use the mode at all.
23:33 mircea_popescu alternatively, http://49.media.tumblr.com/8a02ea6d3e092c54ef106bfe3009a270/tumblr_n4idjpufOZ1smnwtfo1_400.gif
23:33 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1N2e7gj )
23:33 asciilifeform james randi almost got nailed for $1M by using this in modern times
23:34 asciilifeform ( see http://www.crypto.com/blog/psychic_cryptanalysis )
23:34 assbot Matt Blaze: James Randi owes me a million dollars ... ( http://bit.ly/1N2e8AW )
23:34 mircea_popescu i dun recall that one ?
23:34 asciilifeform ^ linked
23:35 mircea_popescu After staring at this commitment string for a little while, we suspected (or, if you prefer, we had a divine inspiration) that the first 10 digits might represent the ISBN number of a published book.
23:36 mircea_popescu ahahaha ouch
23:36 asciilifeform see also the infamous 'ceiiinosssttuv' incident.
23:36 asciilifeform (re: pre-mechanical crypto)
23:37 mircea_popescu i can';t fucking believe randi actually went with homebrew crypto\
23:37 mircea_popescu jesus christ how fucking unskeptical, anti-scientific must one be.
23:37 mircea_popescu see alfie, there is no hope for mankind.
23:38 asciilifeform mebbe he's a runaway
23:38 asciilifeform from 1790
23:38 asciilifeform or such.
23:39 mircea_popescu "nobody could have foreseen anyone else on the whole fucking planet having heard of isbn. it's just an industrial process after all!"
23:40 mircea_popescu then we derride youths that go around in chinese made tshirts saying they're unique. but the difference would be...
23:40 mircea_popescu wholly in favour of the youths. youth excuses a lot.
23:42 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> what are you trying to accomplish ? << making control buttons work again after extended exposure to cigarette smoking
23:42 BingoBoingo * asciilifeform pictures BingoBoingo removing entrails of dead weasel from cassette slot << Ghosts of cigarettes past
23:42 PeterL maybe try acetone?
23:43 BingoBoingo how long will it take for acetone to dry at 29F
23:43 PeterL a couple minutes?
23:43 BingoBoingo Ah
23:43 PeterL or turn the car on and run the heater a bit?
23:43 * BingoBoingo not taking radio apart, just spraying and waiting
23:44 BingoBoingo disconnected battery to keep radio/clock from energizing
23:44 * asciilifeform still has a circa-'80s 'tape drive cleaning' kit containing, among other items... a bottle of old-fashioned 'freon'.
23:45 BingoBoingo ah
23:46 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: to be fair, he wasn't trying to encrypt, as such, but to ceiiinosssttuv.
23:46 asciilifeform (and, apparently, had never heard of, e.g., hash algo)
23:48 PeterL ;;isup mpex.co
23:48 gribble mpex.co is down
23:49 BingoBoingo ;;isup mpex.re
23:49 gribble mpex.re is down
23:49 PeterL ;;isup mpex.biz
23:49 gribble mpex.biz is down
23:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14458 @ 0.00049257 = 7.1216 BTC [-]
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