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00:00 mircea_popescu where does it break btcalpha ?
00:00 williamdunne I'm assuming btcalpha is parsing the API in its current state
00:00 williamdunne So if it were changed so that it uses valid json
00:00 williamdunne It would break
00:01 williamdunne Unless its using the DB files
00:01 mircea_popescu doubt it tbh.
00:01 mircea_popescu exactly.
00:07 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-BxbLyO_ng
00:07 assbot BABA BOSSU DELA MEDIAS 2014 DE MUIE LA FRAIERI - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1JzAjPb )
00:07 williamdunne Either way though, could use some valid json
00:07 asciilifeform re: 'Tumblr dot TXT' >> would be interesting to learn how it was censored
00:07 asciilifeform (notice, archive copy, original is long vanished)
00:11 BingoBoingo So who can speak frog an write an qntra piece? https://translate.google.fr/translate?sl=fr&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=fr&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.legalis.net%2Fspip.php%3Fpage%3Dbreves-article%26id_article%3D4580&edit-text=
00:11 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JzAM3V )
00:11 mircea_popescu can has original url ?
00:11 danielpbarron original is long vanished << today vanished
00:17 danielpbarron would be interesting to learn how it was censored << lots of people all clicking "this account is offensive"
00:17 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I'm a bit soaked in ETOH trying to protect my liver from cutaneous triclopyr exposure earlier today, not sure how to extract from Google clutches
00:17 * BingoBoingo is kind of aware BingoBoingo is not a broadleaf weed, but still taking post exposure prophylaxis against strange chemicals
00:17 danielpbarron http://www.legalis.net/spip.php?page=breves-article&id_article=4580
00:17 assbot BREVES  |  Prison avec sursis pour la décompilation illicite du code de Skype  | Legalis.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1JzBBtp )
00:17 mircea_popescu some dude in caen got sent to jail for publishing a reverse-engineered version of skype
00:17 BingoBoingo Really?
00:19 mircea_popescu 6 months in prison (suspended) and 3500 euro fine
00:19 mircea_popescu this not really qntra is it ?
00:19 mircea_popescu court even rejected unliquidated damages.
00:20 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Because the target was MS-limb Skype and the impact makes a contrast to the "American Approach" could be a qntra
00:20 mircea_popescu well, that
00:21 mircea_popescu 's all that's in there. what the guy actually reversed (of note) was the rc4 compression, and what really got them boiling is that he published it on his blog.
00:22 BingoBoingo Eh, everybody's fucked that RC4 slut.
00:22 mircea_popescu myeah.
00:22 mircea_popescu it's really... marginal in all respects.
00:22 BingoBoingo How many people have been punished for it?
00:22 BingoBoingo A hook is: what really got them boiling is that he published it on his blog.
00:24 mircea_popescu well...punished. his lawyer prolly cost more.
00:24 mircea_popescu but sure, if you wanna go into that
00:24 BingoBoingo I'm afraid to touch translations of the French language, but a certain subset of my WoT seems comfortable enough I'd publish their writeups on a Frog story
00:25 BingoBoingo If this were a derp seemingly so treated in an Arizona court I would be all over this
00:26 BingoBoingo Like Candida on a BBW
00:26 mircea_popescu https://getfedora.org/static/0608B895.txt << check it out, epel signs
00:26 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1EmfDpb )
00:37 BingoBoingo Doesn't pretty much every linux Distro try to at least pretend to the PGP signed sherezade?
00:44 mircea_popescu nope
00:44 mircea_popescu first one i've seen today.
00:48 BingoBoingo Nah, I'm not talking the "essential" "accessories" the distros themselves try to put up a PGP front
00:48 BingoBoingo Even if it means actual vitals are missing and unsigned
00:51 mircea_popescu i gues epel counts as a distro
01:00 BingoBoingo The *buttu derps kinda set the bar low on what counts as a "distro"
01:00 mircea_popescu https://bz.apache.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=54651 even more lulz
01:01 assbot Bug 54651 – mod_remoteip ends up trusting IPs that it doesn't check ... ( http://bit.ly/1PVuV9L )
01:01 mircea_popescu note that nothing actually works in a number of different ways
01:03 danielpbarron http://theroguefeminist.tumblr.com/post/73293915224/tho-is-aave-just-to-let-you-know
01:03 assbot The Rogue Feminist • "Tho" is AAVE just to let you know ... ( http://bit.ly/1PVvqR6 )
01:14 BingoBoingo Who could have known that "The Catcher in the Rye" was about computing and JD Salinger was a time machine victim exponsed to Ubuntu
01:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3678 @ 0.00028616 = 1.0525 BTC [-]
01:37 mircea_popescu dude... "aave" is NOT a thing. it used to be.
01:38 mircea_popescu and tho is about as common as nosejobs.
01:48 danielpbarron !ud headmate
01:48 danielpbarron ;;ud headmate
01:48 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=HeadMate | Apr 7, 2013 ... Headmate. A term thrown around mostly by people on tumblr. People who haven' t seen the sun in long enough begin to hallucinate vividly, ...
01:55 danielpbarron used in a sentence: "I guess im in a polyamorous relationship since me and lelonia are both dating but I dont really feel like Im dating her&plus shes a headmate"
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02:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8242 @ 0.00030166 = 2.4863 BTC [+]
02:36 mircea_popescu !up mixdio
02:38 mircea_popescu so basically it's alienation driven dissociation ?
02:42 Adlai the second UD definition seems much more accurate:
02:42 Adlai "Some people can claim different ethnicities or sexualities, thus allowing them to join an autonomous caucus (for instance queer or women’s) that they were not otherwise entitled to join"
02:42 Adlai also http://sjwnewspeak.tumblr.com/post/73525605704/headmates
02:42 assbot Social Justice Newspeak Explained, Headmates ... ( http://bit.ly/1HXNBoc )
02:44 BingoBoingo Oh shit, this new Marvel movie is actually smart. Perfect allegory for psot-Silk-Road Bitcoin.
02:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7150 @ 0.00030895 = 2.209 BTC [+]
02:50 BingoBoingo James Spader plays an evil robot on point, and... Disney spent 4 Josh Hamiltons or 1 Coinbase on a film.
02:51 mircea_popescu disney can afford it
02:53 BingoBoingo Seriously good Bitcoin allegory though. I will have to sober watch and blog up.
02:55 trinque Adlai: I assume you have now slept off your drunkeness; I meanwhile have found my own
02:55 * Adlai sips coffee and blinks
02:56 trinque tell you what; this country is a shitty place, but I have the good fortune to have met a handful of americans worth knowing
02:56 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/42af915a8e33bb34894c48fcada7f1e0/tumblr_n79932CrxD1r2k92so1_1280.jpg and good night!
02:56 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1HXQKUT )
03:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14799 @ 0.00030895 = 4.5722 BTC [+]
03:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5210 @ 0.00030895 = 1.6096 BTC [+]
03:26 Adlai !up gabriel_laddel
03:26 gabriel_laddel Thank you.
03:26 Adlai no thank YOU
03:26 gabriel_laddel 1. A WoT host has been mentioned a few times in the logs - MP's new hosts (abusehosting.ru) accept bitcoin. It is probably easier to get them into the WoT than to start a new hosting company, which (understandably) no one wants to do. See also: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-03-2014#565389
03:26 assbot Logged on 18-03-2014 14:54:45; nubbins`: "hey guys i'd like to open a sandwich shop, is there any place i can buy deli meats in bulk?"
03:26 gabriel_laddel 2. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=28-04-2015#1114502 << Vocabulary note: code and data reduce to "information".
03:26 assbot Logged on 28-04-2015 21:47:49; trinque: unix's "everything is a file" is a poor man's "everything is data"
03:26 gabriel_laddel 3. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105913 << http://youtu.be/fJR1UFX2GVY?t=4m15s2
03:26 assbot Logged on 21-04-2015 19:23:08; mircea_popescu: Pierre_Rochard you know the very notion that someone thinks themselves gay and jewish... it's like... the quadriplegic swimmer or something. the 98 yo beauty queen
03:26 assbot Dana International - Tel Aviv Pride Parade 2014 דנה אינטרנשיונל במצעד הגאווה - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1KsIMBb )
03:26 gabriel_laddel 4. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=28-04-2015#1114416 << Auotools is 150k LoC. Might as well just require SBCL at that point.
03:26 assbot Logged on 28-04-2015 20:56:45; ascii_field: i'd be open to a purely gnumake-based thing instead of the sh
03:26 gabriel_laddel 5. <mircea_popescu> kinda why i'm discovering all i really like off unix these days is like... curl. grep. << http://ridiculousfish.com/blog/posts/old-age-and-treachery.html
03:26 assbot The Treacherous Optimization ... ( http://bit.ly/1KsIMBd )
03:26 gabriel_laddel 6. Baltimore, cf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tmD0W5r4w
03:26 assbot Armed Korean Merchants Protect Stores - 1992 LA Riots - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1KsIMBj )
03:26 gabriel_laddel 韓流 ftw.
03:26 * Adlai splurts coffee all over irc too
03:27 Adlai gabriel_laddel: at the very least, sending those in with a few-second delay would let assbot annotate the logs in a more readable manner
03:27 Adlai she can't spam faster than the speed of flood
03:27 gabriel_laddel kk, I
03:28 gabriel_laddel ll try harder next time.
03:28 gabriel_laddel 7. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-04-2015#1113989 << When I change the argument list, rename a procedure, use an unnamed reference why are the holes not marked or filled? Why must I manually declare my local variables and functions? Can't the current top level expression be searched for occurrences then factored out on a keystroke? Why must I balance strings, whatever the level of nesting or escaping? Can th
03:28 assbot Logged on 28-04-2015 17:16:36; mircea_popescu: think about it. why the fuck should the code have to know about this. and if it does have to know about this, why aren't ALL the code references affected by any of such a change cross-indexed somewhere ?
03:28 gabriel_laddel is not be handled automatically? Why isn't there grammer/spellchecking for my comments? If I modify a package or system definition at runtime, shouldn't I be prompted to write that change to the defining expression? Why must I optimize my programs and add type annotations? Can't test data be used to add typing annotations in an automated manner? Can't this information inform modifications of the program's fundamenta
03:28 gabriel_laddel l data structures to those appropriate for the information being pushed through it? If the type information exists, shouldn't it inform auto-completion? Shouldn't I be able to query over the type signature, known return types and lambda list of all procedures?
03:28 gabriel_laddel Why isn't all this information part of the version control toolchain? I can't query over all commits to find those that changed `some-function'..? WHAT THE FUCK IS HTTP? All I want to do is expose a procedure to a network - how is this more difficult than selecting a list of procedures which are then exposed?
03:28 * Adlai isn't sure "harder" is the right dimension
03:28 gabriel_laddel heh
03:29 Adlai Why must I manually declare my local variables << scoping
03:29 Adlai automagic scoping goes wrong once you start messing with eg closures
03:29 gabriel_laddel Nah - say I have this expression: (+ (x 4) k (x 4))
03:30 Adlai contrived example is contrived
03:30 gabriel_laddel I should be able to have a cursor on either one of the (x 4) and hit a keystroke to extract it into a let binding
03:30 gabriel_laddel I know
03:30 gabriel_laddel Just trying to point MP at something
03:30 Adlai you mean turning that into (let ((y (x 4))) (+ y k y)) ?
03:30 gabriel_laddel yep.
03:31 gabriel_laddel ^ anyway, all of the above are simple if you adknowledge that you've got to operate on an AST
03:32 gabriel_laddel if you don't you'll be fucked, because generating syntatically correct code means AST manipulations
03:32 gabriel_laddel in lisp easy peasy pie
03:32 gabriel_laddel in ALGOL
03:32 gabriel_laddel heh
03:32 gabriel_laddel clang's AST crud is >100k LoC
03:33 gabriel_laddel I'll note that I wrote a prototype for the RPC described above - ran into an issue with TCP or the library I was using it from. Messages were disappearing in flight.
03:33 gabriel_laddel 8. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=27-04-2015#1113452 << Masamune is based on funtoo, which is gentoo without SystemD.
03:33 assbot Logged on 27-04-2015 23:07:20; mircea_popescu: i'd settle for a well documented and judiciously defaulted gentoo.
03:34 gabriel_laddel If someone would like to make themselves useful and move us that much closer to a source-only #-assets distribution, a CL interface to portage is desperately needed.
03:35 * Adlai hasn't yet recovered from elisp overdose
03:35 gabriel_laddel Adlai: you're piping data back and forth from CL to elisp or...?
03:35 gabriel_laddel Portage has a USE flag (what is that? Idk, some nonsense abstraction) for docs so you can tell it to build all docs, but it gets caught in cyclic dependencies atm.
03:35 Adlai tried to read masamune code
03:36 gabriel_laddel Oh...
03:36 gabriel_laddel Whoops.
03:36 gabriel_laddel I should commit
03:36 gabriel_laddel Anyways, if someone were to move portage to CLOS detecting cycles is easy, hence we can have all the documentation we ever wanted
03:36 gabriel_laddel I should note that masamune installs
03:37 gabriel_laddel something went wrong with imaxima and gnuplot in portage - it only works on one of my machines now
03:37 gabriel_laddel ^ http://dev.gentoo.org/~zmedico/portage/doc/ this is probably a good place to start for portage -> CL
03:37 assbot Portage Documentation ... ( http://bit.ly/1QI1HfK )
03:38 gabriel_laddel basically all one needs is
03:38 gabriel_laddel emerge -s maxima ;; searches maxima
03:38 gabriel_laddel equery y maxima ;; shows available versions of maxima
03:38 gabriel_laddel emerge info maxima ;; get all information
03:38 gabriel_laddel Another useful thing someone could do is to figure out how we would go about generating a canonical hardware -> driver mapping
03:41 gabriel_laddel https://github.com/gabriel-laddel/masamune/blob/master/util.lisp#L591
03:41 assbot masamune/util.lisp at master · gabriel-laddel/masamune · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1QI2uNY )
03:41 trinque "I can't query over all commits" << man I yell about wanting to query the state of everything constantly
03:41 gabriel_laddel ^ this contains information about how to get a list of all hardware - the kernel can determine hardware -> driver mappings somehow. Find, document.
03:42 gabriel_laddel trinque: one can trivially query over ASTs
03:42 gabriel_laddel regarding comprehensible computing - an observation, sbcl vs. GCC
03:42 gabriel_laddel ~398k LoC vs. >14 million
03:43 gabriel_laddel SBCL has a %6 C core for GC stuff
03:43 trinque grammar : AST :: schema : rows
03:43 gabriel_laddel trinque: I don't know how to read that.
03:44 gabriel_laddel one could tear out all windows crud from SBCL, and replace the C crud with some clever assembler hacks in a manner similar to what I've been told T did.
03:44 gabriel_laddel anyways...
03:45 gabriel_laddel http://www.paulgraham.com/thist.html
03:45 assbot History of T ... ( http://bit.ly/1QI3tgZ )
03:45 Adlai trinque: make them all equal! tables of cons cells! cdr-coded self-joins!
03:45 trinque Adlai: when does relational algebra get its "cycle"
03:45 Adlai three bushels of hax
03:45 gabriel_laddel Adlai: tables of cons cells?
03:46 trinque fwiw the best relational system is probably yet to be built, and is probably made of lisp
03:46 Adlai gabriel_laddel: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-04-2015#1115010
03:46 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 00:40:05; Adlai: trinque: what, you want a table with two columns, CAR and CDR?
03:46 gabriel_laddel !s reflections on trusting trust
03:46 assbot 3 results for 'reflections on trusting trust' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=reflections+on+trusting+trust
03:46 gabriel_laddel Adlai: I saw that - but wtf
03:46 trinque it's just lists of lists after all, with something which guards inserts/updates into it
03:46 * Adlai is trollinque
03:46 gabriel_laddel ah
03:47 trinque you lispfolk can rip the relational database from my dead hands
03:47 gabriel_laddel trinque: ummm
03:47 trinque it's fine for pulling levers on my database, but that's it
03:47 gabriel_laddel trinque: one can just query over ASTs
03:47 gabriel_laddel like, say that I want to find all javascript functions with 3 arguments
03:48 trinque you can have an invalid AST in lisp, in terms of your grammar; no one stops you from making any pile of cons cells
03:48 gabriel_laddel correct
03:48 trinque if I represent a grammar in SQL tables you cannot fuck it up
03:48 gabriel_laddel hmmm.
03:48 trinque any atomic alteration of the state of it cannot be wrong
03:48 trinque I can bitch slap your mistakes with constraints and the very structure of my schema
03:48 trinque that is what I love about it
03:49 Adlai this is starting to sound like unfeature #4
03:49 Adlai put more constructively: does your constraint grammer allow for extending itself?
03:50 trinque sure, but specifically how
03:50 gabriel_laddel ^ ding ding ding
03:50 trinque nah hold on
03:50 gabriel_laddel as for the js ast
03:50 trinque what's meant by that
03:50 gabriel_laddel (filter (lambda (l) (and (eq :function (car l)) (= 3 (length (nth 2 l))))) (js-ast #P"~/somejsfile.js"))
03:50 trinque of course one can alter schema at will
03:50 Adlai can you stick some row into some table of constraint specifications, which lets future-you insert previously-invalid rows
03:50 trinque I don't know why people act like relational databases are cast in iron
03:51 trinque Adlai: writable system catalog released by my old employer https://github.com/aquametalabs/pg_meta
03:51 assbot aquametalabs/pg_meta · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1QI56eK )
03:51 trinque so yeah, you can just insert into that and alter the database arbitrarily
03:52 trinque so one of the projects I built with that is a schema generator given some ebnf representation of a grammar
03:52 trinque along with automatic to-string for the ASTs
03:52 trinque so you can metaprogram like a motherfucker in an rdbms
03:52 trinque SQL is just a terrible syntax.
03:53 gabriel_laddel yeah that sounds like a lot of work
03:53 trinque no, not really
03:53 trinque SQL's a highly functional language, easy to think about
03:54 trinque it's just operating on sets
03:54 gabriel_laddel "automatic to-string for the ASTs"
03:54 gabriel_laddel ^ sounds like a bitch - but I'm lazy...
03:54 Adlai sounds like a defmethod print-object
03:55 trinque gabriel_laddel: it's just a join between the tables that represent the grammar and the AST tables
03:56 trinque so you can pull lexer tokens out of the former for example that aren't in the AST itself
03:56 gabriel_laddel holy fuck no
03:56 trinque !up gabriel_laddel
03:56 gabriel_laddel trinque: you're just learning CL, right?
03:57 gabriel_laddel or, like, looking at it now?
03:57 trinque I'm surprised you find the relational model controversial.
03:58 trinque I don't see how it's incompatible at all with lisp.
03:58 Adlai what's wrong with extending code-is-data to another data format?
03:58 gabriel_laddel I don't find it controversial at all
03:58 gabriel_laddel I find the parsing to be a gigantic PITA
03:58 Adlai (beyond the hours forever lost turning into weeks you'll never get back)
03:58 Adlai I'm not sure there's any parsing involved
03:58 trinque so give me the enforcement of logical structure in lisp
03:58 trinque that is what I want.
03:58 Adlai this seems to be more "store the AST in a db rather than text"
03:58 gabriel_laddel ;; later tell EllieAsksWhy 'proxies'
03:58 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:59 gabriel_laddel trinque: I understand what you're talking about.
03:59 gabriel_laddel Adlai: he is/was storing lexing and grammer information.
04:00 trinque tool for representing business rules, piles of data, and trying to make money, please.
04:01 * Adlai always found "business logic" reminiscent of "military logic" in the necessity of distinguishing it from plain simple old "logic"
04:01 gabriel_laddel hehe
04:01 trinque I think it's code for "not mine but his"
04:03 Adlai or "who me, write my own code? nah"
04:03 Adlai "fetch me your trainedest monkeys!"
04:03 gabriel_laddel I'd like to clarify that what I'm finding appaling here is the huge amount of effort spent generating syntatically correct strings.
04:03 trinque that's not the purpose of it at all.
04:03 gabriel_laddel Sure, even in sexprs you have a 'grammer' you might want to check
04:04 gabriel_laddel the purpose isn't what I'm horrified by
04:04 trinque how in lips could you take the ast of a view against one table
04:04 trinque consider the ast of an operation to change the table
04:04 trinque and derive the view that will apply to the new table
04:04 trinque even if you pivoted one into two
04:04 trinque being able to reflect and consider things as sets, not the tree, is valuable
04:05 trinque lips, lol
04:05 gabriel_laddel I have to check that I know what these terms mean before I respond. one sec
04:05 Adlai back in the old days, there was no asdf:load-system... everything consisted of passing magic dispatch tokens to asdf:operate
04:06 Adlai people became lazy... everything changed once the bitrot nation attacked
04:06 gabriel_laddel ha
04:06 Adlai ultimately, rdbms magic does NOT fits in heads
04:06 trinque it's not magic at all
04:06 trinque it's set logic
04:07 gabriel_laddel trinque: could you rephrase "take the ast of a view against one table"
04:07 trinque which amounts to an iteration over one or more lists with an if statement
04:07 Adlai you can't "cat fixup >> database.sql"
04:07 trinque other such logic, producing a result
04:07 gabriel_laddel btw, one can trivially deal with sexpr 'ASTs' as sets
04:07 trinque gabriel_laddel: asumming the AST is represented as a set of tables with foreign key relationships, each table representing a production rule in the grammar
04:07 gabriel_laddel hahahahahahahhaa
04:07 gabriel_laddel oh my fucking god
04:08 trinque you have a childish way of speaking
04:08 * gabriel_laddel is a child :/
04:08 trinque well grow the fuck up, and discuss ideas like a man.
04:08 gabriel_laddel kk, I'm not going anywhere
04:09 trinque if I discovered a way to do something lispy in a non-lisp environment, do you think this'd be the first time I've done this?
04:10 gabriel_laddel trinque: done what exactly?
04:10 trinque so like, why do you think we put ASTs in the database?
04:10 trinque no reason?
04:11 gabriel_laddel I've no idea why you did, but am assuming you've got some reason why
04:11 trinque so then from what position do you proclaim lisp?
04:11 gabriel_laddel because it is inescapable
04:11 gabriel_laddel well, s-expressions are at least
04:12 trinque I'm not seeing the incompatibility of the things
04:12 gabriel_laddel "lisp", like "lispy" is an ill-defined idea.
04:12 trinque list of lists
04:12 trinque there you go, now fucking iterate over two of them and filter by respective conditional expressions
04:12 trinque pop the result into one new list
04:12 trinque now worry about schema at appropriate places and you've got relational algebra
04:12 trinque doesn't need a fucking postgresql
04:13 gabriel_laddel agreed
04:13 gabriel_laddel everything is a "list of lists" or a "tree" when you get down to it (in the compiler - though yes, you can go directly stack machine).
04:13 trinque certainly
04:13 gabriel_laddel but sexprs are nice because they're easy to parse.
04:13 gabriel_laddel anyone /can/ add meta-programming to whatever language they want.
04:14 gabriel_laddel but you'll end up like paul phillips
04:14 gabriel_laddel because parsing is a terribly boring (and totally unnecessary) task.
04:14 gabriel_laddel btw, I'm still putting together a model of what exactly it is you've done so that I can discuss this with you using your vocabulary...
04:18 gabriel_laddel "how in lips could you take the ast of a view against one table" << This ends up being just hacking at sexprs with the full language at your disposal.
04:18 gabriel_laddel you might get a "relational algebra"
04:18 trinque and if one of your hacks fucks up the logic of what it is to be a "whatever's in that list" ?
04:19 trinque the idea is that your lisp code is always right, hence the data is right
04:19 gabriel_laddel nope
04:19 trinque whereas I assume everything's hell and hopefully the database will keep it all coherent
04:20 trinque because a printer could fellate itself or linux could grow cancer and fill a disk
04:20 trinque the database if told as much as is known about the data you want to represent, wont let you fuck it up
04:20 gabriel_laddel I can do the same thing if I want.
04:21 gabriel_laddel you just end up writing a predicate to see that the information you're manipulating is (every #'string ...) or whatever
04:21 trinque which amounts to building a database in to your thing, yeah?
04:21 gabriel_laddel Well, the lines get blurry.
04:21 gabriel_laddel But yes.
04:22 gabriel_laddel ;; google symbolics Statice
04:22 gribble Statice (Symbolics) - Symbolics Lisp Machine Museum: <http://smbx.org/statice-symbolics/>; Symbolics Assets Bought - Symbolics Lisp Machine Museum: <http://smbx.org/symbolics-assets-bought/>; Statice Flower Meaning & Symbolism | Statice Facts - Teleflora.com: <http://www.teleflora.com/about-flowers/statice.asp>
04:24 gabriel_laddel So, in your model of computing you get to work with incomplete languages in the "data model" and when generating "views". While this does provide defaults, when hacking lisp you always have the full language at your disposal.
04:24 BingoBoingo Quick question... There's no macguffin the plot can use to out BTC BTC is there...
04:24 gabriel_laddel Also, you don't have to parse anything, or have "generator rules" or whatever, which cuts out a lot of the complexity that you get when doing something like what you've done.
04:26 * BingoBoingo still wonders about the search for a singular #b-a distribution when x86 sucks as much as it does...
04:26 gabriel_laddel it is on the way
04:26 gabriel_laddel I just spent 2 days fucking with mozilla
04:27 trinque !up gabriel_laddel
04:27 gabriel_laddel BingoBoingo: Making it production ready is going to take some time, but as is, it is better than any other distro I've used.
04:27 BingoBoingo <trinque> if I represent a grammar in SQL tables you cannot fuck it up << You want to throw a stake down on that???
04:28 gabriel_laddel Having the same keybindings for the web browser + editor gets me all hot and bothered.
04:28 gabriel_laddel If I could just get a working shared kill ring...
04:28 * gabriel_laddel *shivers*
04:28 trinque yeah, if you represent anything correctly in relational tables you wont have false statements *according to your system*
04:28 trinque you could totally be wrong
04:28 trinque just not incoherent
04:29 trinque this assurance that the data means anything is why databases were created.
04:30 BingoBoingo gabriel_laddel: Not dissing the project, just questioning the target.
04:30 gabriel_laddel BingoBoingo: question away.
04:30 gabriel_laddel BingoBoingo: diss away too.
04:31 BingoBoingo gabriel_laddel: Dunno how useful I can be. Drunk on vodka trying to protect my vital fluids from triclopyr. Watched a Disney movie...
04:32 BingoBoingo trinque: The problem with taking any extant, deployabru RDBMS is that unsanitzed inputs could throw out rm -rf /
04:33 BingoBoingo Hopefully the DB doesn't have the rights for it to run, but...
04:33 gabriel_laddel I'm simply of the opinion that our current platform (irc) is too barbaric and doesn't force enough shared context upon us to do anything interesting. Any sort of shared vision or whatever gets watered down into discussions like the above.
04:33 gabriel_laddel Without a shared language the logs will end up in endless cycles of the above.
04:34 BingoBoingo gabriel_laddel: What makes you sure we have a shared platform, or that individuals here choose platforms for themselves singularly?
04:34 BingoBoingo I doubt severely shared languages are a thing
04:34 gabriel_laddel perhaps that was phrased poorly.
04:35 gabriel_laddel The preceding discussion was largely myself and trinque learning the others vocabulary.
04:35 trinque I think the guy just means talking in person it is much easier to understand what's meant by the other.
04:35 trinque yeah that
04:35 gabriel_laddel I don't think "in person" has much to do with it.
04:36 gabriel_laddel right now I can't draw you a 3D picture you can just open up, modify and send back to me
04:36 gabriel_laddel why?
04:36 trinque well then that's something true of any attempt to communicate
04:36 gabriel_laddel compiler, dependencies blah blah blah
04:36 trinque sure, big bottleneck there still
04:37 trinque it's going to piss you off when I say we were attaching widgets to the various tables of our ASTs
04:37 trinque this is what you're talking about right?
04:37 trinque you want to send me data directly in some more meaningful structure
04:38 BingoBoingo trinque: Baudot is the penultimate encoding
04:38 gabriel_laddel "I need the ability to publish a unit of research as an interactive program containing all information used to draw my conclusions. It shall be entirely and trivially modifiable, extensible, and if reproducing the research is possible on this machine, running the program shall be a single click or procedure call away. WYSIWYG tools shall be included and fashioned from the precepts of geometry. Thus, if the supplied
04:38 gabriel_laddel graphics routines are inadequate, I can fall back on an 'api' independent of man. Lessons, as a refinement of research, shall offer the same capabilities. Networking (e.g., sharing these programs or crafting interactions between them) shall be trivial. No single authority shall dictate what is an isn't appropriate to publish. This is not to be enforced by social machinery which promises to promote and cherish scient
04:38 gabriel_laddel ific inquiry, but as a consequence of a comprehensible, expressive design that empowers the individual. "
04:38 gabriel_laddel ^ trinque
04:38 BingoBoingo <trinque> sure, big bottleneck there still << Irony of ironies, bottleneck is the part of the bottle that broke such that poison exposure happened
04:39 gabriel_laddel trinque: related - pastebin.com/AdTXnKT6
04:39 BingoBoingo gabriel_laddel: Couldn't a Perl OS do that? Works for make baby?
04:40 gabriel_laddel BingoBoingo: die
04:40 BingoBoingo Or AppleBasic?
04:40 BingoBoingo 6502 emulates on nearly everything...
04:40 gabriel_laddel ^ http://www.douglasadams.com/dna/980707-00-a.html
04:40 assbot DNA/Frank The Vandal ... ( http://bit.ly/1zcsgnS )
04:41 gabriel_laddel ^ many thanks to stas for pointing me to that via his blog
04:41 trinque gabriel_laddel: I'm headed towards bed; I'll read this tomorrow.
04:44 trinque !rate gabriel_laddel 2 ...then I expect an operating system.
04:44 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/bbb73859c2d2f57f
04:44 * BingoBoingo just watched Disney produced "evil robot fiction" was surprised at the parts that weren't shitty
04:44 trinque !v assbot:trinque.rate.gabriel_laddel.2:ebce74b8458b0e2934062e26da0b155a3b93e00ae745213213525f777b4d25c3
04:44 assbot Successfully added a rating of 2 for gabriel_laddel with note: ...then I expect an operating system.
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06:06 davout http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115283 <<< ugh. this whole story is such a pile of braindamage
06:06 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 04:11:05; BingoBoingo: So who can speak frog an write an qntra piece? https://translate.google.fr/translate?sl=fr&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=fr&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.legalis.net%2Fspip.php%3Fpage%3Dbreves-article%26id_article%3D4580&edit-text=
06:07 davout basically the guy is being hung because the reverse-engineering wasn't made with the intent of creating something interoperable with skype, which is permitted under french law
06:10 punkman davout, how did they figure that intent
06:12 davout punkman: because he blogged about it and didn't keep it for himself, because of what he declared to the cops about making stuff to block skype, replicate its functionality without the backdoors
06:13 davout ;;calc 67067452/25000
06:13 gribble 2682.69808
06:14 davout so apparently this neucoin thing sold for 2.7kBTC worth of their, ahem, "coin"
06:17 punkman I had to get some paperwork from the police station today. old lady there looks at my ID, which is old and handwritten, and says "hey, I made this ID back in the day"
06:25 punkman also, cab driver: "check out the hottie over there" *honks* "oh shit that was my cousin. damn she lost a lot of weight"
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08:11 jurov http://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/641244/5d1d6d20aeb0a647/ heh, python scripting/REPL for GRUB.
08:11 assbot Python without an operating system [LWN.net] ... ( http://bit.ly/1zcUdMc )
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08:34 mircea_popescu The core problem is that C programmers think they can get away with doing much less than the Common Lisp programmer causes the computer to do. But this is actually wrong. Getting C programmers to understand that they cause the computer to do less than minimum is intractable. They would not /use/ C if they understood this point, so if you actually cause them to understand it in the course of a discussion, you will only
08:34 mircea_popescu make them miserable and hate their lives. People are pretty good at detecting that this is a likely outcome of thinking, and it takes conscious effort to brace yourself and get through such experiences. Most people are not willing even to /listen/ to arguments or information that could threaten their comfortable view of their own existence, much less think about it, so when you cannot answer a C programmer's "arguments
08:34 mircea_popescu " that his way of life is just great the way it is, it is a pretty good sign that you let him set the agenda once he realized that his way of life was under threat. Since you have nothing to defend, your self-preservation instinct will not activate hitherto unused parts of your brain to come up with reasons and rationalizations for what you have done, you will not be aware that you have been taken for a ride before it
08:34 mircea_popescu is over and you "lost".
08:34 mircea_popescu the fucking quotes don't belong there.
08:34 mircea_popescu what you _have_ in point of fact ACTUALLY LOST is the ability to live in a world where things actually work,
08:35 mircea_popescu as opposed to "well it mostly works" "you just have to..." "hey it works on MY system" etc.
08:36 mircea_popescu and yesterday's discussion re http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-04-2015#1113989 is a magnificent example of the exact problem.
08:36 assbot Logged on 28-04-2015 17:16:36; mircea_popescu: think about it. why the fuck should the code have to know about this. and if it does have to know about this, why aren't ALL the code references affected by any of such a change cross-indexed somewhere ?
08:36 jurov that world did never exist
08:38 mircea_popescu !up lolz
08:39 mircea_popescu jurov so is your argument something like "oh look how cute, mp found a socialism HE CAN BELIEVE IN!!1" ?
08:40 jurov it§s easiest to believe in the past that is now lost
08:41 mircea_popescu i was ftr not proposing this was a thing at any point in the past.
08:41 jurov i don't get you then at all
08:41 mircea_popescu the problem here is that we're regressing to the past (srsly, the varnish adventure is so reminiscent of "dos utilities" scene it bleeds) but with much more powerful tools and with much more societal dependency on them.
08:42 mircea_popescu it is, if you wish, like if bitcoin were to take over and everyone depended on it in 2065, but then for some reason people started moving back to 0.5.3 codebase.
08:42 mircea_popescu it might have been ok for 50 years ago, when the most damage that it could do was someone losing his retarded tripod poems
08:42 mircea_popescu it has a decent chance at simply ending the world, now.
08:43 jurov so you want to have progress, after all\
08:43 mircea_popescu hm... i think the ddos might still be on. that lolz dude left exactly 246 s after i voiced him.
08:44 mircea_popescu jurov i just want shit that works.
08:44 mircea_popescu IF i am going to allow these retarded kids out of their basements and into society, they HAVE TO spiff up their act.
08:45 mircea_popescu i guess this could be progress. it could also be normalization. whatever it is...
08:45 jurov basically, it's like roads were replaced every few years (bevcause we can and it's cheap) so that cars would need constatnt upgrades and modifications
08:45 jurov you come and ask for car that damn works in this situation
08:45 jurov impossible.
08:46 mircea_popescu but the "changes" just stopped. moore law is dead.
08:46 mircea_popescu i am at the forefront of people who noticed, and demand changes.
08:46 mircea_popescu you know, thought leadership.
08:47 jurov moore is not the only game in town. network bandwidth is still going up.
08:47 jurov if that hits the ceiling,too, maybe then.
08:47 mircea_popescu bandwidth alone is not really that type of change tho. and it stopped going up also, esp in the us.
08:47 mircea_popescu actually the forecasts are that 2020 bw will be less than 2015 was.
08:48 mats ouch, TWTR falls 15%
08:48 mircea_popescu wasn't it 19% ?
08:49 mats might be 19% pre market
08:49 mats o nvm it fell below 20% at some point
08:50 mircea_popescu aha.
08:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4228 @ 0.00029619 = 1.2523 BTC [+]
08:51 mircea_popescu lol i go to bed, gabriel_laddel comes online. avoiding unpleasant convos yo ? :D
08:52 mircea_popescu gabriel_laddel: 1. A WoT host has been mentioned a few times in the logs - MP's new hosts << yeah i had sent teh guy an invite. all it takes is for him to actually show up etc.
08:52 jurov i expect at least one round of redoing all the world if the derps succeed enforcing SSL everywhere
08:52 mircea_popescu how would they succeed that ? i'm not doing it.
08:53 mircea_popescu redefining "everywhere" != succeeding at ssl everywhere.
08:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10350 @ 0.00028444 = 2.944 BTC [-]
08:53 mircea_popescu currently for instance, cpanel forums require ssl, and so i'm not visiting them. i don't generally visit sites that don't have a http version.
08:53 davout looks like this iOS wifi exploit's being used in the wild http://qz.com/393909/american-airlines-planes-are-grounded-because-their-pilots-ipads-have-crashed/
08:53 assbot An iPad glitch grounded several dozen American Airlines planes – Quartz ... ( http://bit.ly/1DAZhp9 )
08:54 mats lol
08:54 mircea_popescu lmao
08:54 mircea_popescu but what do they need the ipads for ?!
08:55 davout mircea_popescu: it's actually pretty useful to get rid of tons of paper
08:55 mircea_popescu huh ?
08:55 mircea_popescu iirc you can't even save a file on it.
08:55 mircea_popescu unrelatedly : Upupa epops might be the best latin name ever.
08:56 jurov or ipv6, you can ignore it, but it may mean you'll be unable to find working code that does not have the bits you hate
08:56 punkman related, I watched a cab driver fashion a cooling system for his lenovo tablet/gps thing because it'd overheat and shut down
08:57 mircea_popescu jurov that's ok, i'm unable to find working code anyway.
08:57 punkman but airline pilots relying on ipad for flight plan? wtf
08:58 mircea_popescu we're a species of idiots.
08:58 punkman I dun wanna fly anymore
09:00 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJR1UFX2GVY << lmao check out amateur hour.
09:00 assbot Dana International - Tel Aviv Pride Parade 2014 דנה אינטרנשיונל במצעד הגאווה - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1DB0f4J )
09:00 mircea_popescu hey Adlai do you get down on knee ?
09:00 mircea_popescu "i used to be a pop star but then i took a down to the knee"
09:04 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115372 << well, the prepared statements in a notepad / pasted later model is no good!
09:04 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 07:28:06; gabriel_laddel: ll try harder next time.
09:06 mircea_popescu I confidently crow to anyone who would listen, those foolish enough to enter my office. And my girlfriend too, who's contractually obligated to pay attention to everything I say. << see, i think i know the kind of contract he's talking/dreaming about. in re http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-04-2015#1114812
09:06 assbot Logged on 28-04-2015 23:15:21; *: ben_vulpes rolls eyes
09:07 mircea_popescu "And, as everyone knows, the best way to get amazing results is to set arbitrary goals without any basis for believing they can be reached. So I set out to search faster than grep by thirty percent." << damned straight. it's exactly how i manage. especially those... contractually obligated, shall we say.
09:07 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
09:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7739 @ 0.00028444 = 2.2013 BTC [-]
09:14 chetty And my girlfriend too, who's contractually obligated to pay attention to everything I say./// that is so sad
09:14 Adlai mircea_popescu: what?
09:14 mircea_popescu ahhh that great rhoden blog. http://ridiculousfish.com/blog/posts/YahooChatRooms.html
09:14 assbot Yahoo! Chat - A Eulogy ... ( http://bit.ly/1JApwnR )
09:15 mircea_popescu chetty hey, attention is scarce!
09:15 mircea_popescu Adlai random link in log.
09:16 * Adlai doesn't need to watch youtube, that shit goes down all around all year long
09:16 mircea_popescu must suck to live in a rural area.
09:16 Adlai bahaha "may the bits of your hard disk be sorted by value"
09:18 mircea_popescu lol
09:18 mircea_popescu that yahoo thing tho... this is EXACTLY what yahoo was. even had to ban "shit" and "shithead" separately.
09:19 mircea_popescu artifexd http://ridiculousfish.com/blog/posts/go_bloviations.html << maybe somewhat interesting.
09:19 assbot Go Bloviations (Optional Reading) ... ( http://bit.ly/1JAq5Oz )
09:22 Adlai ah yes that terrible swear word, Tangobh
09:24 mircea_popescu that's prolly put i nthere special for shooting down ben_vulpes dating attempts in kindergarten.
09:25 mircea_popescu "Put another way, grep sells out its worst case (lots of partial matches) to make the best case (few partial matches) go faster. How treacherous! As this realization dawns on me, the room seemed to grow dim and slip sideways. I look up at the Ultimate Unix Geek, spinning slowly in his padded chair, and I hear his cackle "old age and treachery...", and in his flickering CRT there is a face reflected, but it's my ex girl
09:25 mircea_popescu friend, and the last thing I see before I black out is a patch of yellow cheese powder inside her long tangled beard."
09:25 mircea_popescu epic. i didn't evne know anyone knew :D
09:33 mircea_popescu anyway, not that any of the retards involved in such considerations have the skill or werewithal to get it, but : this is a fine example of privilege in computing.
09:34 mircea_popescu how did "worst case" interest group get to lose 70% so that "best case" interest group can gain 6% ? clearly this was enforced by an opressive, chauvinistic patriarchy which, to bother an irigarayism, "favours the speed of light over other speeds that are much more important to us".
09:35 mircea_popescu and the case of optimized grep is the first and the last word on the matter of "you can not have democratic computing anymore than democratic anything else in this world. it's either good or democratic, pick one."
09:36 mircea_popescu fact remains that raping the poor raw so that the rich can have it slightly better is not only the traditional way to do things back when things were still being done, but actually ~the correct way~.
09:37 mircea_popescu and here comes the doozy : the correct way ~for everyone~!
09:38 mircea_popescu grep is ~overall~ faster for this optimization, or in other words : the downtrodden are downtrodden for a reason. step on their faces!
09:39 * asciilifeform notices that mircea_popescu is approaching own level of 'software must die'
09:40 mircea_popescu no, not software. if i wake up to find that slavegirl shat the bed, i'm not going "shit must die"
09:40 mircea_popescu i'm going "you're on the cross young lady!"
09:40 mircea_popescu and you dun wanna be on the cross.
09:42 asciilifeform does this actually happen ?
09:42 mircea_popescu the shitting ?
09:42 mircea_popescu no.
09:42 mircea_popescu the excruciation however, yes. i think you even saw one of the crosses.
09:42 asciilifeform yeah i couldn't help but wonder if some hobby of slavegirls renders them anally incontinent
09:42 asciilifeform as for the whipping posts, those are sop
09:42 mircea_popescu eh that's a myth. anal sex helps continence, doth not reduce it.
09:45 davout asciilifeform: gross
09:45 davout can't unthink
09:46 mircea_popescu wut ?
09:46 davout "some hobby of slavegirls renders them anally incontinent"
09:46 mircea_popescu actually... some hobby of WIVES doth render them anally incontinent
09:46 davout do elaborate
09:46 mircea_popescu but it's brief and blessfully resolves in the hospital.
09:46 davout ah
09:46 davout ic
09:46 mircea_popescu most kids are born with shit in their eyes.
09:48 mircea_popescu davout is all "wtf this doesn't exist. oh THAT. myeah ok, it exists."
09:48 mircea_popescu apparently you CAN unthink ? :D
09:49 davout heh, already heard about it, although thankfully that's not something i've witnessed
09:49 asciilifeform iirc at one point it was fashionable to give the mothers enemas
09:49 mircea_popescu welcome to beartraps & caltrops day on bitcoin-assets. i'll be your lovely host, with the mostly incontinent Sharon Cohen serving as my co-something or the other.
09:50 mircea_popescu or at least, until hse takes a down to the knee.
09:51 mircea_popescu Adlai btw, is ariel sharon totally a girl's name only to my ear ? or is it kinda lulzy in teh medinat too ?
09:51 asciilifeform <mircea_popescu> the problem here is that we're regressing to the past (srsly, the varnish adventure is so reminiscent of "dos utilities" scene it bleeds) but with much more powerful tools and with much more societal dependency on them. << lamport's article on brokenness+helplessness leading to return to 'voodoo' methods (electronic homeopathy, sympathetic magic, all the way to prayer healing)
09:52 * mircea_popescu has witnessed prayer healing in student quarters.
09:52 asciilifeform works (as other placebocin) on people much better than on machines.
09:53 mircea_popescu "omaigawd i have to finish this by tomorrow because i had three weeks to do it but i was busy until tonight!!111"
09:53 Adlai more common as a girl's name, but it's found as both
09:53 mircea_popescu Adlai but i mean... is it lulzy ?
09:53 mircea_popescu or notrly observable
09:53 Adlai i'd say it's lulzier that the guy just has two first names
09:53 mircea_popescu lol
09:53 Adlai never trust a man with no last name
09:54 mircea_popescu this, btw, is a sign of being a gypsy in romania
09:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00029134 = 2.4764 BTC [+]
09:54 asciilifeform <Adlai> never trust a man with no last name << there's a fella in '80s theoretical comp sci, worked on parallel systems iirc, who was known as simply 'arvind'
09:54 mircea_popescu (mostly through historical accident : gypsy women used as whores throughout middle ages, ended up with kids without actual parentage, got "soft" father's name as it were)
09:55 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i thought modern gypsy has a euro-style plausible first+last for camouflage
09:55 mircea_popescu i have nfi what modern gypsy even is.
09:55 mircea_popescu like modern homosexual.
09:56 asciilifeform sovietized ?
09:56 mircea_popescu mmm... no, colonized. invaded by the tumbler, twitter etc hordes.
09:56 asciilifeform (or prevented from migrating and living with pigs by some other demented ruler)
09:56 mircea_popescu you know, like computing.
09:57 asciilifeform not that computing wasn't invaded, but this is rather like the popular ru explanation for fall of ussr
09:57 asciilifeform 'cia saboteurs'
09:57 Adlai "Arvind Mithal (usually referred to as just Arvind)" well we solved that mystery
09:57 mircea_popescu win.
09:57 asciilifeform Adlai is a winner
09:57 mircea_popescu i knew there was a reason i liked him
09:58 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it's not saboteurs, it's kids looking for a special identity.
09:58 mircea_popescu "it's not a bullet, it's fumaric acid"
09:58 asciilifeform i'm fairly convinced that these were and are an opportunistic infection
09:58 asciilifeform computing collapsed under own weight.
09:58 mircea_popescu "can i please have the bullet then ?" "uhhh... but we don't make those anymore ? too expensive."
09:59 mircea_popescu nah, imo it's septicemia not aids.
10:00 HeySteve hola
10:00 mircea_popescu hey
10:00 HeySteve haven't been here for ages, how is everyone?
10:01 mircea_popescu nb.
10:02 * Adlai is busy catching up to http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=14-04-2015#1101202
10:02 assbot Logged on 14-04-2015 14:26:51; *: mats is busy working through "The Misbehavior of Markets"
10:05 HeySteve mircea_popescu, do you have an opinion on Uruguay as a place to live?
10:06 mircea_popescu not terribru
10:10 Adlai "Taaki and his sister once broke into an old hotel, stole the bibles from every room, doused them with cleaning fluid, set them on fire, and threw them down a well to see how deep it went. For that, their father never punished them."
10:10 mircea_popescu mmmmmkay ?
10:10 Adlai this is quite a bizarre level of mischief
10:11 HeySteve the homeless hacker
10:12 mircea_popescu in other news, http://three-way-dreamer.tumblr.com/post/96984757094/babygirlssweetsurrender-three-is-good
10:12 assbot Beauty Of Sex ... ( http://bit.ly/1beha6h )
10:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6897 @ 0.00029068 = 2.0048 BTC [-] {2}
10:24 HeySteve http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/03/magazine/how-bitcoin-is-disrupting-argentinas-economy.html?_r=0
10:24 assbot Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1bejYjS )
10:24 mircea_popescu lmao
10:26 scoopbot_revived News! The downtrodden are downtrodden for a reason. Step on their faces! URL: http://trilema.com/2015/the-downtrodden-are-downtrodden-for-a-reason-step-on-their-faces/
10:26 assbot The downtrodden are downtrodden for a reason. Step on their faces! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1bekiPw )
10:26 mircea_popescu kakobrekla might be an idea if assbot ignores scoopbot_revived
10:27 kakobrekla i thought they would be friends but ok
10:29 mircea_popescu gabriel_laddel "why are the holes not marked or filled?" << ftr this is not what i was contemplating. what I was contemplating is, why the fuck don't defaults pop up. bring back the fucking paperclip, put it the ONE place where it makes fucking sense. "hey john, I see you changed FuckOff() from bool to int. This function is called 82 places in 22 files. Would you like me to a) check all places where it's called and rep
10:29 mircea_popescu ort what I can figure out about the context ? b) iterate you through all locations ? c) change it back ? d) run a trace see what happens ?"
10:30 mircea_popescu the computer's job is NOT to be the fucking master, and make its own decisions a la windows. the computer's job is NOT to be a solipsistic retarded geek and just do its own thing like anal children do.
10:30 mircea_popescu the computer's job is to be a most humbly abject slave, perpetually and consumatedly on its knees following you around, with the dedication and unwavering insistence no dog can summon.
10:31 Adlai aha, the good old C-c C-w C-c
10:31 mircea_popescu Adlai yeah, for that matter emacs does something very close to this, bar one fatal fucking flaw : pull. it should really be push.
10:32 mircea_popescu i don't need to fucking remember to ask it. i can walk away from the terminal if i need some space.
10:32 mircea_popescu i want it to complain to the dev about every.single.problem. EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM. and it must be as a fucking clickbox, in his face.
10:33 mircea_popescu none of this "i'll fix the details later, i'm in the middle of doing sexy work now". fuck you and fuck your "ideas".
10:33 mircea_popescu last time anyone "in computing" had an idea the year prefix was still 1.
10:33 davout mircea_popescu kakobrekla mebbe make scoopbot_revived not mention the title and let assbot handle it?
10:34 * Adlai isn't sure there was a year prefix in those days
10:34 mircea_popescu just dump teh link ?
10:34 mircea_popescu eh, let it be decentralized.
10:34 davout mircea_popescu: sounds like each would do a small and simple job unix philosophy
10:35 mircea_popescu this trivial problem just blew my stack.
10:35 mircea_popescu i confess i have nfi which is the correct approach.
10:35 davout sounds better to remove code from scoopbot rather than add some conditional logic to assbot
10:35 * mircea_popescu steps away slowly and in terror, letting the parties involved decide.
10:35 kakobrekla the thing is that fucking conditional code is already in place as well
10:36 kakobrekla for some other bots
10:36 davout just my two cents
10:36 mircea_popescu i would definitely read the essay discussing the merits of either side. i just realised i actually don't grok this shit.
10:37 Adlai seems parsimonious that in a channel where a bot announces link titles, there's no need to supply them yourself
10:37 davout because then what happens when scoopbot_revived is replaced by scoopbot_x or whatever
10:37 kakobrekla davout you mean again
10:37 kakobrekla :)
10:37 mircea_popescu what happens if assbot dies ? we must lose scoopbot titling too ?
10:37 davout assbot never diez
10:37 mircea_popescu decentralisation contrary to parsimony
10:37 mircea_popescu fancy that.
10:38 davout i'm really too lazy to argue further, i just tend to remove code instead of adding more whenever i can get what i want either of those ways
10:38 mircea_popescu no, i can definitely see your point.
10:39 mircea_popescu what bothers me is that i see no way to either dismiss it, or pick it.
10:39 davout my point?
10:39 mircea_popescu yes,
10:39 mircea_popescu "take it out of scoopbot instead"
10:40 davout I KNOW! LET'S REWRITE SCOOPBOT IN COMMON LISP!
10:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11100 @ 0.00029619 = 3.2877 BTC [+]
10:41 mircea_popescu gabriel_laddel "Why isn't there grammer/spellchecking for my comments? " << this i can readily answer. because I am what's called "a creator of language", which is to say one of those people who, through his usage, ENACTS the rules all amateur users of language MUST follow, as a mark of their linguistic inferiority. like fucking shakespeare.
10:41 mircea_popescu and consequently the notion of "spellchecker" is undefined for me.
10:42 mircea_popescu it has nothing to check against, i gotta do it by hand.
10:42 mircea_popescu (and yes editors, which trilema doth employ, send the corrections with "did you mean to X" half the fucking time)
10:42 davout ;;calc 70138217/25000
10:42 gribble 2805.52868
10:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10234 @ 0.00029627 = 3.032 BTC [+] {2}
10:50 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115386 << dawg, go make a web server i can use, who's keeping you!!11
10:50 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 07:30:19; gabriel_laddel: Just trying to point MP at something
10:51 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115395 << fancy that! and i spent eight hours massaging apache and varnish into wortking together, only to discover that about 10% of the time, IP fields were reliably replaced with random data form the session.
10:51 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 07:33:47; gabriel_laddel: I'll note that I wrote a prototype for the RPC described above - ran into an issue with TCP or the library I was using it from. Messages were disappearing in flight.
10:51 mircea_popescu we're like brothers off the same mother over here. and check out how variant the fathers!
10:51 mircea_popescu i suppose we should go beat her up, stupid fucking whore.
10:52 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115401 < bwahahaha
10:52 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 07:35:59; gabriel_laddel: Portage has a USE flag (what is that? Idk, some nonsense abstraction) for docs so you can tell it to build all docs, but it gets caught in cyclic dependencies atm.
10:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.00029677 = 3.6799 BTC [+] {2}
11:00 asciilifeform <mircea_popescu> the computer's job is NOT to be the fucking master, and make its own decisions a la windows. the computer's job is NOT to be a solipsistic retarded geek and just do its own thing like anal children do ... the computer's job is to be a most humbly abject slave, perpetually and consumatedly on its knees following you around, with the dedication and unwavering insistence no dog can summon << obligatory http://ww
11:00 asciilifeform w.loper-os.org/?p=284
11:00 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115422 << this, i will point out, is in no way related to any inherent property of either (unless you mean lisp is inherently going to fail), but simply a function of context. had the linux kernel been implemented in sclb, and had the past 20 years been spent with scbl being "the cool language", you'd be having zhe pronouns and assorted idiocy to the tune of > 10 mn lines
11:00 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 07:42:58; gabriel_laddel: ~398k LoC vs. >14 million
11:00 mircea_popescu in scbl, and c would be what c was in the 70s. ie, coupla hundred k's.
11:01 asciilifeform <mircea_popescu> it has nothing to check against, i gotta do it by hand. << you can edit the dict you know
11:02 mircea_popescu except my usage is np
11:02 mircea_popescu there isn't a way to write a program that can import a dict and fix my grammar.
11:02 asciilifeform grammar no
11:02 mircea_popescu and if I write the dict, there isn't a way to write a program that can import it at all.
11:02 asciilifeform orthograph yes
11:02 mircea_popescu nope.
11:03 mircea_popescu trilema is filled with examples : i spell this the french way this time for stylistic reasons. what now ?
11:03 mircea_popescu what do you do if i say differance once ?
11:03 asciilifeform limited use case for orthograph checker - pick up turds that are solely from finger slippage
11:03 mircea_popescu this spellchecker underlines it. nevertheless... différance
11:03 mircea_popescu but that does not actually do the job does it.
11:04 * asciilifeform confesses to being largely innocent of auto language checking paraphernalia
11:04 * asciilifeform uses own meat
11:04 mircea_popescu metoo. but i also know why.
11:04 mircea_popescu deliberately innocent.
11:04 asciilifeform well yes deliberately
11:05 asciilifeform <mircea_popescu> ... and had the past 20 years been spent with scbl being "the cool language", you'd be having zhe pronouns and assorted idiocy to the tune of > 10 mn lines << the whole 'k00l d00dz' phenomenon begins from broken systems, though there is a feedback loop
11:05 asciilifeform when there is -nothing- for an idiot kid to do - the damage isn't done.
11:06 mircea_popescu it does not. it drives broken systems, as naggum explains : http://trilema.com/2014/what-the-wot-is-for-how-it-works-and-how-to-use-it/#footnote_6_53927
11:06 assbot What the WoT is for, how it works and how to use it. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ink4TS )
11:06 asciilifeform but when there is plethora of loose ends and misfeatures - plenty
11:06 mircea_popescu the incentives are badly alligned, and the habit of beating children (a subcase of, oppressing the oppressed FOR THE REASON that they're already oppressed) went out
11:07 mircea_popescu but THIS is what the utility of that ancient "horror' and "unexplainable ancient cruelty" was : it kept this very significant problem of badly alligned incentives in check.
11:09 asciilifeform as pictured in, e.g., mircea_popescu's article 'art of punishment' (ro?)
11:09 mircea_popescu i think i translated it.
11:09 mircea_popescu in any case : the mechanism im contemplating is this
11:10 mircea_popescu a) idiot interacts with system ; b) idiot forms malformed internal representation of system ; c) sane person has no incentive to fix b) ; d) system evolves ~always~ to match its representations.
11:10 mircea_popescu this is unresolvable, except if one actually and deliberately enacts the positive feedback loop of "torture those in pain, beat those with welts on their body" etc.
11:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu forgot e) sane person adds kludge to enable some semblance of civilization to function, creating schizoid split and opening would that bleeds complexity
11:11 mircea_popescu ayup.
11:11 asciilifeform *opening wound
11:11 mircea_popescu if this mechanism is correct, then it follows that yes, the only reason gabriel_laddel thinks much of scbl is that no one else does.
11:12 mircea_popescu much like how this place is readable PRECISELY because it's not facebook or w/e.
11:12 mircea_popescu which has been an early theoretical proposition which we've so far been verifying.
11:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6303 @ 0.00029781 = 1.8771 BTC [+]
11:15 mircea_popescu in any case, it is perfectly wrong to imagine scbl has the magical quality of magical quality (and then move on once the horde shows it trivially breaks). for one thing, c was a very intellectually respectable thing, back when i was a kid.
11:15 mircea_popescu of course, that was before C#
11:20 jurov yea, it was respectable when compiler was less clever than programmer
11:20 mircea_popescu i wonder if that's what it was.
11:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform load average: 0.00, 0.01, 0.01 << what sort of great moment is this!
11:24 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [13:23] that's prolly put i nthere special for shooting down ben_vulpes dating attempts in kindergarten. << i dun get it
11:24 mircea_popescu tango ? yahoo chat ? 80s ?
11:25 ben_vulpes nope still not computing
11:26 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: great moment shall come on me lunch break.
11:26 asciilifeform l0l
11:26 mircea_popescu the string "tango" was for ununderstood reasons banned on a very popular (among the females) chat application of the 80s, at a time you'rew supposed to have been in kindergarten.
11:26 * asciilifeform promises to wake up mircea_popescu for great moment(tm)
11:26 mircea_popescu it is humorously posited that this is the very explanation : they were trying to crimp your style specifically.
11:27 mircea_popescu "you're supposed to have been", jesus who the fuck came up with english grammar. "o i know, we'll save on predicative modes!!1"
11:27 ben_vulpes finding tango partners online is like 1/1000000th as good a use of time as finding bdsm partners
11:27 mircea_popescu everything worked better on yahoo chat
11:27 mircea_popescu :D
11:28 mircea_popescu heck, even md5!
11:31 ben_vulpes <asciilifeform> [00:54] how the everliving fuck is cpanel used with anything other than php/static wwwtron << fwiw asciilifeform i went through a very similar saga on a very similar popescuian box. i just thought that "this was how things were supposed to be" and labored in silence.
11:31 mircea_popescu didja get anywhere ?
11:31 ben_vulpes probably how you derp around the machine shop
11:31 ben_vulpes yeah, the thing ran, and well if you recall.
11:31 mircea_popescu aha. well that puts you ahead of alf :D
11:32 mircea_popescu at any rate, THIS is why i ask people "well, can you do it on a cpanel box" well before.
11:33 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115501 << this distinction only exists as a manifestation of the speaker's cluelessness, otherwise military logic is perfectly logical.
11:33 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 08:01:08; *: Adlai always found "business logic" reminiscent of "military logic" in the necessity of distinguishing it from plain simple old "logic"
11:33 mircea_popescu in the c way of logic.
11:34 mircea_popescu ie, "you go design a better army and a better war over there with your wooden horse, toy sword and military costume, while we're gonna beat these assholes over here"
11:35 mircea_popescu paulgraham.com fucking autoreloads itself wtf spammy idiocy is this.
11:40 mircea_popescu "Confirmation can be tricky depending on what you mean by it. It’s trivially true but most people understand it to be interrupting confirmation. Which is egregiously … reprehensible. Despicable even."
11:40 mircea_popescu ahahaha.
11:40 mircea_popescu fuck you and click the boxen, "creative" boi
11:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00029923 = 2.2442 BTC [+]
11:47 davout mircea_popescu: s/différance/différence/
11:47 mircea_popescu mno.
11:48 mircea_popescu that being, amusingly enough, exactly the point.
11:49 davout ah that was on purpose frenchified english
11:49 mircea_popescu mno. it works in french too.
11:49 mircea_popescu the reason "différance" exists is (in the context of our discussion) exactly to show that the spellchecker problem is np
11:50 davout from what I find it's a neologism from jacques derrida
11:51 mircea_popescu it's a production of derrida working on husserl, yes.
11:53 mircea_popescu (this may be a polichinelle's secret for which everyone here just happens to be polichinelle, but : the history of discussion, problems and criticism of languages as approached by IT types almost exactly mirrors a very similar effort in teh humanities)
11:54 mircea_popescu that either side is generally ignorant of the equivalencies is nothing short of hysterical, but hey. "specialisation drives performance", i'm told.
12:08 mats http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/03/magazine/how-bitcoin-is-disrupting-argentinas-economy.html << lol
12:08 assbot Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1dsYrWg )
12:08 mats special appearance by brendafdez
12:19 BingoBoingo "The hardest part was often reaching Fernández and Castiglione. “I had to call Brenda four times today,” she said with a smile." << lol
12:24 mod6 asciilifeform: I'm just trying to put together the monthy address; In one to three sentences cna you help me summarize what is going on with glibc/libnss?
12:24 mod6 !up asciilifeform
12:24 mod6 !up ascii_field
12:24 ascii_field danke mod6
12:24 mod6 np
12:26 jurov mod6 i can explain, too. to support different configurations for DNS/users/whatever resolving without glibc recompilation and without interprocess communication
12:27 jurov the libnss was done as binary plugin to glibc
12:27 jurov and whole mechanism is non-optional
12:27 mod6 ok maybe that's the part I was missing - how libnss is somehow tied to glibc.
12:27 jurov thus truly statical compilation of glibc is impossbile
12:28 mod6 so libnss is dynamically compiled and built/linked to glibc, and can not be avoided?
12:28 ascii_field !s libnss
12:28 assbot 7 results for 'libnss' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=libnss
12:28 jurov (and btw, it's different from mozilla's libnss)
12:28 mircea_popescu ~whether one even uses libnss or not~!
12:28 ascii_field or is log still b0rk3d
12:28 ascii_field and no, nothing to do with the mozilla one
12:28 mod6 it's not broke from the web-perspective. i've just read so much stuff that I've confused myself.
12:28 jurov iirc alf avoided it somehow, while throwing out all DNS stuff, too
12:29 mod6 is that releated to his patch that removes the dns stuff?
12:29 ascii_field jurov: the dependency vanishes if you remove -all- instances of host lookup
12:29 ascii_field the patch, note, did not remove all (there is a 'what is my ip' thing in there )
12:30 mod6 http://thebitcoin.foundation/ml/btc-dev/2015-February/000040.html << this?
12:30 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1dt5z5c )
12:30 ascii_field aha
12:30 ascii_field note, written prior to the discovery of the libnss thing
12:30 mod6 ok, so that helps us going forward then.
12:31 mod6 yup, noted.
12:31 mod6 we were on track at that point to try to cut a milestone. but just about that time is when we hit the tx validation problem in 168`000 ; I think your patch just got lost in the shuffle.
12:32 mod6 :/
12:32 mod6 Anyway, going forward, we've got something to work around this issue. So, thanks for that.
12:33 mod6 <+ascii_field> the patch, note, did not remove all (there is a 'what is my ip' thing in there ) << ah, i recall. ok and this is what initiated the conversation about SHA256 addy's as opposd to dotted quads right?
12:37 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> ~whether one even uses libnss or not~! << so even if we didn't even call "whatsMyIP()" or w/e it is, this would still be a dingleberry attached to glibc.
12:37 mod6 ?
12:38 mod6 Anyway, thanks guise. I think that helps me clear a few things up.
12:38 ascii_field mod6: go build 'helloworld' and see if it stays depended
12:38 ascii_field (it doesn't)
12:40 mircea_popescu mod6 what i mean is, for as long as you use any sort of function touched, whether you yourself use any of the libnss "functionality" or not, its gonna be there
12:40 ascii_field mircea_popescu has it
12:40 mod6 ok got it.
12:41 mircea_popescu you can't go "oh i don't use libnss anyway". you probably are.
12:53 mod6 <+jurov> the libnss was done as binary plugin to glibc << so there is no possible way to just build glibc by hand and not include libnss? or there are basically so many things that use libnss that even if you did, stuff wouldn't work anyway?
12:53 jurov i haven't explored it to that depth
12:54 mircea_popescu mod6 building glibcc "by hand" is not the trivial taks you make it out.
12:54 mircea_popescu piles of crud in there.
12:54 scoopbot_revived News! The Fetlife Meatlist - Volume VII URL: http://trilema.com/2015/the-fetlife-meatlist-volume-vii/
12:54 assbot The Fetlife Meatlist - Volume VII on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1dtdHCF )
12:54 mod6 im sure it's not. just was sort of thinking about it in some context of "roll your own environment"
12:55 mircea_popescu yeah but then you end up with something that works for you
12:55 mircea_popescu and then... x person says this doesn't work. what now ?
12:55 mod6 and only on your machine.
12:55 mod6 ok right.
12:56 mircea_popescu i mean i am all for a cannonical b-a stack
12:56 mod6 since this discussion, im gonna go back and re-read these logs.
12:56 mircea_popescu but it can't be started from the glibc i don't think. that's the middle.
12:57 mod6 sure.
12:57 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115595 << is your complaint the lack of koolaid in this place ?!
12:57 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 08:33:16; gabriel_laddel: I'm simply of the opinion that our current platform (irc) is too barbaric and doesn't force enough shared context upon us to do anything interesting. Any sort of shared vision or whatever gets watered down into discussions like the above.
12:58 mircea_popescu there's a balance to be had between "shared context" and "mass hysteria". a meeting of autonomous minds is one of the very best ways to achieve that balance.
12:58 mircea_popescu barbaric, perhaps, but kingly for sure, this irc.
12:59 mircea_popescu so love thy cycles, for they are a supreme good.
13:00 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115605 << because you don't have a blog. get a blog.
13:00 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 08:36:13; gabriel_laddel: why?
13:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28411 @ 0.00029941 = 8.5065 BTC [+] {3}
13:02 mod6 !up ascii_field
13:02 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/30197ce3b8a2aa706dd3913040a1c838/tumblr_n9lah9zqCj1sfkfqio1_1280.jpg << the best thing in unix is the pipe.
13:02 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgNImX )
13:03 ascii_field l0l!
13:04 mod6 haha, is that a reverse-stocks of somesort?
13:04 mircea_popescu well... plenty of subjects are actually rather cooperative, which makes the instruments more... ergonomic.
13:05 mod6 ah, i see.
13:05 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115613 << dude srsly. GET A BLOG ALREADY.
13:05 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 08:38:32; gabriel_laddel: "I need the ability to publish a unit of research as an interactive program containing all information used to draw my conclusions. It shall be entirely and trivially modifiable, extensible, and if reproducing the research is possible on this machine, running the program shall be a single click or procedure call away. WYSIWYG tools shall be included and fashioned from the precepts of geometry. Thus,
13:05 mircea_popescu this is EXACTLY what a blog is.
13:06 trinque I was drunk enough to deal with him at the time :D
13:06 trinque mircea_popescu: yes html does sort of what he's talking about
13:06 mircea_popescu not "html". blogs specifically.
13:06 trinque ah
13:06 mircea_popescu i have the fucking body of research all published, which is why i can always link
13:07 trinque indeed
13:07 mircea_popescu he's sitting over there going "hmm.... i would need something like a tube... but with fins on it... yeah that's right, two large fins..."
13:07 mircea_popescu derp. ITS CALLED A PLANE!
13:07 trinque this is the guy working on a distro?
13:07 mircea_popescu why not ?
13:07 trinque "tits or gtfo" as far as that goes
13:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00029732 = 2.7353 BTC [-] {2}
13:08 mircea_popescu obviously what's blinding him to this is the expectations that machines could process it. this trivially can never be the case.
13:09 mircea_popescu "Attend our Remote coding school for as little as $2,780." omfg wtf.
13:10 mats http://www.eurexchange.com/exchange-en/products/int/fix/government-bonds/Euro-Bund-Futures/14770
13:10 assbot Eurex - Euro-Bund Futures ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgQl8g )
13:10 mats euro debt having a bad day
13:11 mats http://www.eurexchange.com/exchange-en/products/int/fix/government-bonds/Euro-Bobl-Futures/15644
13:11 assbot Eurex - Euro-Bobl Futures ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgQvfG )
13:11 mircea_popescu "The studious will note that this is a completely solved problem that no machine learning algorithm will be able to approximate anytime soon." i'm sorry...what ? solved how ?
13:12 mircea_popescu and why the fuck am i referencing pastebins.
13:12 mircea_popescu mats yeh eurozone is benefiting from "russian sanctions"
13:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 1000 @ 0.0016007 = 1.6007 BTC [-]
13:15 mats got ma popcorn ready
13:18 mircea_popescu " When the "people" of earth finally get the message that brainpower is the limiting regent in life they'll soon start to change their tune - or find themselves living in a ~leper colony/africa." << this is not how things work
13:18 mircea_popescu "when water stops being wet it'll suddenly seek dryness". sure. wut ?
13:20 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115624 << prolly should go with frank the ditch
13:20 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 08:40:59; assbot: DNA/Frank The Vandal ... ( http://bit.ly/1zcsgnS )
13:22 vhost- Adlai: haha
13:28 * mircea_popescu 's dislike of Douglas Adams slowly solidifies.
13:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6000 @ 0.0002962 = 1.7772 BTC [-]
13:34 williamdunne ;;later tell kakobrekla would it be possible for w.b-a.link/some/parameters to return valid JSON?
13:34 gribble The operation succeeded.
13:36 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115645 << lmao
13:36 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 10:25:18; punkman: also, cab driver: "check out the hottie over there" *honks* "oh shit that was my cousin. damn she lost a lot of weight"
13:39 mircea_popescu # history | grep -c "reboot"
13:39 mircea_popescu 6
13:39 mircea_popescu check out the windows developer over here.
13:40 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
13:40 ascii_field motherfucking rc.local doesn't run on boot in this ver of rathead
13:41 mircea_popescu must be the cpanel.
13:41 ascii_field lsdpanel
13:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3629 @ 0.00029631 = 1.0753 BTC [+] {2}
13:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 1000 @ 0.00169179 = 1.6918 BTC [+] {9}
13:48 ascii_field http://hackingdude.com/2015/04/29/wordpress-zero-day-vulnerability/
13:48 assbot WordPress Zero Day Vulnerability - Hacking Dude Hacking Dude ... ( http://bit.ly/1P76N1H )
13:49 jurov williamdunne: you mean w.b-a.link/trust/some/else/json? yes that could return {} instead of "no data"
13:49 williamdunne jurov: Yeah that'd work perfectly
13:50 williamdunne Basically some way to get json on the trust between two people
13:50 trinque ascii_field: ouch
13:59 jurov williamdunne: but in cases where ther is data, it works
13:59 williamdunne Oh wow
14:00 williamdunne Missed that one
14:00 williamdunne !up scooptest
14:02 scoopbot_revived News! Scoop Test URL: http://thethug.life/scoop-test/
14:02 assbot Scoop Test — Lego Under the Giant's Feet ... ( http://bit.ly/1dtBkLw )
14:04 williamdunne !up scooptest
14:06 danielpbarron !up mhagelstrom
14:06 scooptest The Fetlife Meatlist - Volume VII http://trilema.com/feed/rss/
14:06 scooptest The downtrodden are downtrodden for a reason. Step on their faces! http://trilema.com/feed/rss/
14:06 mircea_popescu "The vulnerability affects the WordPress versions 3.9.3, 4.1.1, 4.1.2, and the latest WordPress version 4.2."
14:06 scooptest The sad story of me sniffing varnish http://trilema.com/feed/rss/
14:06 mircea_popescu 2.x immune.
14:06 scooptest Chtulhu emerges! http://trilema.com/feed/rss/
14:06 williamdunne Welp, thats not ideal
14:06 scooptest What amused me today http://trilema.com/feed/rss/
14:06 mircea_popescu "Moreover, Pynnonen reported the vulnerability to the WordPress team but they “refused all communication attempts” he made since November 2014." heh
14:07 cazalla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfxl0-sgJE0
14:07 assbot Fox 10 And Friends - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1dtCCWD )
14:07 mircea_popescu "no ddos possible
14:09 ascii_field l0l guess who else isn't affected.
14:09 ascii_field (for same reason as mircea_popescu)
14:09 mircea_popescu mmmyeah.
14:09 mhagelstrom I guess I can talk now
14:09 mircea_popescu see, the exact thing happening in bitcoin, where the power rangers fell off the curve, happened long ago to wordpress.
14:10 mircea_popescu the notion that their "latest" is used or relevant is teh lulz.
14:10 mircea_popescu mhagelstrom and who might you be ?
14:11 jurov !up ascii_field
14:11 scoopbot_revived News! Tsinghua University Creates a "Digital Assets Research Initiative" URL: http://qntra.net/2015/04/tsinghua-university-creates-a-digital-assets-research-initiative/
14:11 assbot Tsinghua University Creates a "Digital Assets Research Initiative" | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1dtDSJk )
14:14 mircea_popescu mhagelstrom PGP: 548A 84F8 60CF E0AB EA11 A2BA 4D34 0126 F402 0636 ?
14:14 davout BingoBoingo: s/heals/heels/
14:14 mhagelstrom mircea_popescu yes that is me
14:14 mircea_popescu aite, go register it with assbot
14:14 BingoBoingo dammit, fxd
14:14 mircea_popescu !h
14:14 assbot http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/irc_bots/assbot
14:15 mhagelstrom mircea_popescu that is my public key
14:15 mircea_popescu right.
14:20 mircea_popescu in the strange news line, http://www.perfil.com/sociedad/El-misterio-de-una-chica-que-estuvo-16-horas-desaparecida-20141107-0053.html
14:20 assbot El misterio de una chica que estuvo 16 horas desaparecida ... ( http://bit.ly/1dtGI0W )
14:26 mircea_popescu ascii_field load average: 0.40, 0.54, 0.30 what speed is that ?
14:26 ascii_field mircea_popescu has nothing better to do ?
14:26 ascii_field srsly
14:26 mircea_popescu shuddup i'm sysadmining :D
14:28 * mircea_popescu is really curious what gcd over rsa keys actually looks like in terms of resource consumption.
14:28 ascii_field mircea_popescu is also invited to read the src
14:28 ascii_field which happens to be sitting there
14:29 mircea_popescu apparently i just got rebooted outta da box!
14:29 * ascii_field presently trying to discover why the fucker runs from anywhere -other- than crontab
14:29 mircea_popescu anyway, off to eat, will flyplow with this more later.
14:29 ascii_field and 'internal server error' otherwise
14:30 mircea_popescu uh
14:30 * ascii_field thinks he discovered reason
14:30 ascii_field when phuctor coldboots it regens the product over the moduli
14:31 ascii_field (which is kept in ram at all times)
14:31 ascii_field this locks db
14:31 ascii_field or hm, apparently not
14:32 * ascii_field discovers that he was not this retarded when having written the thing
14:32 mircea_popescu you know ~why~ it's kinda exciting to watch this, right ?
14:33 ascii_field l0l
14:34 ascii_field found idiocy, will describe later if anyone gives a shit
14:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4550 @ 0.00030068 = 1.3681 BTC [+]
14:36 scoopbot_revived News! X.EUR July 23rd 2014 statement URL: http://fr.anco.is/2014/x-eur-july-23rd-2014-statement/
14:36 davout scoopbot_revived: totally news yo
14:37 mod6 heheh
14:37 * davout doesn't quite get why ascii_field is so deep in cpanhell
14:37 mod6 did they hassle you about the meat?
14:37 ascii_field davout: was
14:37 davout mod6: nope, should have brought moar back
14:37 mod6 nice
14:37 davout ascii_field: so you're done or you switched to something else?
14:40 ascii_field davout: mircea_popescu had the box decrufted
14:41 ascii_field davout: just now i took a moment to set up on that box, and ran into a few boojums
14:41 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
14:42 jurov not so long ago, i have found alf a box, he declined. now he has to take whetever there is.
14:42 ascii_field jurov wanted me to pay money, l0l
14:42 mircea_popescu omfg its a great box what!
14:42 jurov s.nsa is not your money
14:42 ascii_field jurov: i don't deal in monotonic guaranteed trips to penury
14:44 mats lol
14:44 mats such drama
14:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7409 @ 0.00030068 = 2.2277 BTC [-]
14:44 ascii_field anyway it works...
14:44 mircea_popescu no ?!
14:44 jurov i invested 100BTC into s.nsa.. to see penury mentioned in relation to ordinary business expenses?
14:45 ascii_field mircea_popescu: i haven't moved the domain yet
14:45 mircea_popescu jurov he really doesnt wanna spend moneyz.
14:45 jurov i'm at loss of words.
14:45 ascii_field jurov: i'll refresh memory for ancient thread. mircea_popescu has it - i refuse to add recurring expenses when there is no revenue.
14:45 mircea_popescu ascii_field i meant just the churning, is it going ?
14:45 ascii_field this is what 'monotonic trip to the basement' means
14:45 ascii_field mircea_popescu: it will churn if you submit a new key or req retest of an existing key
14:45 scoopbot_revived News! Scoop Testr URL: http://thethug.life/retrial/
14:45 assbot Scoop Testr — Lego Under the Giant's Feet ... ( http://bit.ly/1dtNC6t )
14:46 ascii_field as specced
14:46 mircea_popescu jurov i can see it, can't go out of business by not spending.
14:46 jurov so shut up and eat cpanel
14:46 mircea_popescu it;s just a plain centos dood.
14:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8697 @ 0.00029613 = 2.5754 BTC [-]
14:46 ascii_field jurov: l0l that was last night's thing. today we have normal box. which i just finished setting up.
14:46 ascii_field correctly.
14:46 mircea_popescu i'll go through the correct centos and poke fun at engineer later.
14:47 ascii_field anyway it works. time to move the dns
14:49 jurov williamdunne: scoopbot_revived is not cloaked
14:49 williamdunne jurov: Never has been
14:50 mircea_popescu williamdunne yo ugettingflooded ?
14:50 williamdunne Nope, not yet anyway
14:51 ascii_field mircea_popescu: dns switched over, will propagate eventually
14:51 ascii_field happy phuctoring, fellas.
14:52 mircea_popescu so mebbe i dun understand something, but wasn't it going to process the however many gb archive ?
14:52 jurov what was the url?
14:52 ascii_field mircea_popescu: when i pump it in!
14:52 mircea_popescu o you plan todo over http ?
14:52 ascii_field mircea_popescu: yes, as a kind of torture test. anyone should be able to do this
14:52 ascii_field without talking to me
14:52 mircea_popescu ah ok
14:53 mircea_popescu i imagined it's just gonna get done locally for expediency. but hey, tests are great.
14:53 ascii_field i'm about to switch off the old one
14:53 mircea_popescu anyway, THATs why i kept asking.
14:53 ascii_field aaaaahahahaha
14:53 ascii_field l0l
14:53 mircea_popescu well... that and ... other reasons.
14:54 ascii_field woah 535 day uptime.
14:54 mircea_popescu jurov http://nosuchlabs.com/
14:54 assbot Submit a GPG Public Key | Phuctor ... ( http://bit.ly/1GwS1g5 )
14:54 ascii_field except not propagated yet
14:55 jurov i see archive.today (195.211.154.159), that's the old one?
14:55 ascii_field new
14:55 mircea_popescu ;; ANSWER SECTION:
14:55 mircea_popescu nosuchlabs.com.1800INA195.211.154.159
14:55 gribble Error: "ANSWER" is not a valid command.
14:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6676 @ 0.00029616 = 1.9772 BTC [+]
14:55 mircea_popescu welcome to the year not being 2005 anymore, ya know ?
14:55 mircea_popescu dns propagation's a minute nowadays.
14:56 ascii_field l0l wut
14:56 * ascii_field prepares voodoo curse for 'namecheap'
14:56 jurov heh
14:57 mircea_popescu yeah srsly someone should make a decent registrar
14:57 mircea_popescu o wait, we're obsoleting dns huh. nm.
14:57 mod6 :]
14:57 ascii_field 'decent registrar' is like 'decent gasenwagen'
14:57 ascii_field existing ones are 'decent' from perspective of usg et al.
14:58 jurov just compile namecoin into libnss.so :DDDD
14:58 mircea_popescu is .fuck taken anyway ? or .cunt ?
14:58 mircea_popescu http://beer.cunt
14:59 mircea_popescu Submissions: 3930 Known Moduli: 6642
15:00 ascii_field mircea_popescu: propagated on your end?
15:00 ascii_field over here - no
15:00 mircea_popescu ascii_field Click here (big!) << could be replaced with Click here (28588 digits) ?
15:00 mircea_popescu ascii_field yes, its what i said above. and you're probably just caching locally.
15:00 mircea_popescu dump the cache it'll respond correctly.
15:02 jurov http://nosuchlabs.com/static/prod.txt would deserve some spiffy visualization...any mathematician with idea?
15:02 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1dtQTmm )
15:03 mircea_popescu ya srsly.
15:05 ascii_field mircea_popescu: if you're reading the thing, you will notice there are two processes (one which actually does the work, 'werker'.)
15:11 ascii_field finally propagated here
15:13 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
15:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15175 @ 0.00029562 = 4.486 BTC [-] {3}
15:15 mircea_popescu well im sitting on top, so.
15:15 mircea_popescu all ready over here :D
15:15 ascii_field aha worx
15:16 ascii_field next when i get a moment i'ma cook up a proper jinxed keypair
15:16 mircea_popescu nono
15:16 mircea_popescu just dump the db in plox
15:16 ascii_field because the 'under construction' thing is disgraceful
15:16 ascii_field and naturally will dump db in
15:17 mircea_popescu i wanna see if this'll actually work practically or not for the purpose.
15:23 mircea_popescu Error: Was that really a GPG public key? Try again.
15:23 mircea_popescu ahem
15:24 ascii_field lol wut
15:24 ascii_field who?
15:24 mircea_popescu ascii_field doesn't seem to work
15:24 ascii_field dpaste plz
15:24 mircea_popescu http://pool.sks-keyservers.net:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0x454B0FC0BC07B87E for instance.
15:24 assbot Public Key Server -- Get "0x454b0fc0bc07b87e " ... ( http://bit.ly/1GwWTSj )
15:24 mircea_popescu nor http://pool.sks-keyservers.net:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0x59C93F63549036BD
15:24 assbot Public Key Server -- Get "0x59c93f63549036bd " ... ( http://bit.ly/1GwWXkX )
15:25 ascii_field wtf
15:25 mircea_popescu must be teh cpanel
15:25 ascii_field l0l
15:25 mircea_popescu lol
15:25 cazalla anyone know what's going on here - http://dpaste.com/3D4ZXZR.txt
15:25 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1GwXbZu )
15:26 trinque bad disk?
15:26 mircea_popescu cazalla bad index
15:26 mircea_popescu looks like typical bitcoind that was shut down suddenly
15:27 cazalla been running fine for a while but now, same problems i had a few months back :\
15:27 mircea_popescu https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/issues/2785 << sometimes it fixes itself :D
15:27 assbot ChainState DB uncorrupted itself · Issue #2785 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1GwXrHN )
15:28 ascii_field mircea_popescu: some serious strange. those keys work on my local box's phuctor, identical sourceball
15:29 mircea_popescu ascii_field prolly http posting fuckx them up
15:29 ascii_field nono
15:29 ascii_field likewise http
15:29 ascii_field running copy of the thing locally
15:30 mircea_popescu differnet http stacks eh. you running centos locally ?
15:30 ascii_field course not
15:30 mircea_popescu what, you expect things to just work ?
15:30 mircea_popescu the internet's not a truck, where yo ucan just dump stuff you know!
15:31 * ascii_field begins to drool, like the flea-bitten characters in film 'city of lost children'
15:32 mircea_popescu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Series_of_Tubes_-_Senator_Ted_Stevens.ogg
15:32 assbot File:Series of Tubes - Senator Ted Stevens.ogg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1GwY5oI )
15:34 BingoBoingo http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--WA-gckbI--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/enneopevmant8ohbidxa.gif
15:34 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1GwYlEa )
15:35 ascii_field mircea_popescu: it doesn't eat any key, lol
15:35 ascii_field motherfuckers.
15:35 mircea_popescu yep won't even see mine
15:35 mircea_popescu tho it's in db
15:35 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo what is that ?
15:35 mircea_popescu ascii_field maybe if i install varnish ?
15:36 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: He's flipping the ball into the stands for the fans... Who aren't there because Baltimore, playing the game with an empty stadium because riots
15:36 ascii_field mircea_popescu: l0l!
15:37 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo so this is by now completely insane.
15:38 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: It truly is. Guy's probably just flipping the ball into the stands out of habit, but seriously in the middle of the day they can't have spectators because... riots?
15:38 BingoBoingo Not actual riots, but just the fear of riots
15:38 mircea_popescu http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/fetlife-bdsm-meat-list-consent/ << how to write about mp without linking trilema.
15:38 assbot The BDSM version of Facebook is under attack for ignoring women's safety concerns ... ( http://bit.ly/1ERUR4h )
15:38 ascii_field 'zero length field name in format'
15:38 mircea_popescu !rate Alana Massey -10 stupid whore.
15:38 assbot Alana is not registered in WoT.
15:39 ascii_field pythonism
15:39 ascii_field incompatibility b/w 2.7 and 2.6
15:39 mircea_popescu heh
15:44 scoopbot_revived News! Life isn't Gaussian. URL: http://www.contravex.com/2015/04/29/life-isnt-gaussian/
15:44 assbot Life isn’t Gaussian. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1GwZY4K )
15:45 lobbes !up_ascii_field
15:45 lobbes !up ascii_field
15:51 mircea_popescu in transgender = confused kids without supervision news, http://boards.420chan.org/cd/1.php
15:51 assbot Transgender Discussion - 420chan ... ( http://bit.ly/1ERXEdH )
15:52 ascii_field mircea_popescu et al: fixed.
15:53 ascii_field ty mircea_popescu, for a very palpably faster box.
15:53 ascii_field it is very spiffy.
15:54 mircea_popescu shit this guy's fast
15:54 ascii_field considering that previously, this thing wasn't even on a computer in the usual sense - this is a major step forward.
15:54 mircea_popescu 015-04-29 15:54 (Queued, 2 Moduli Remaining - Refresh page to update.)
15:54 mircea_popescu listen, seeing how it's using about 10% of what it could... throtle it ?
15:55 ascii_field mircea_popescu: if you read 'werker' - there is a polling knob
15:55 ascii_field set, at present time, to 5s
15:57 ascii_field why would we want to throttle the thing, again ?
15:57 * ascii_field confused
16:00 mircea_popescu well, there's no point in it having 2 items in queue while load is under 4 ish
16:01 punkman http://www.reed.com/blog-dpr/?page_id=6
16:01 assbot dpr » udp and me ... ( http://bit.ly/1ERZVWl )
16:02 ascii_field mircea_popescu: the way it works is that when polling interval elapses, it does everything in the queue
16:03 mircea_popescu aha
16:03 mircea_popescu i guess that's spikey no ?
16:03 ascii_field aha
16:04 ascii_field if folks were to put a million keys through this thing each day, every time a new planet with intelligent pgp-using aliens is contacted, i would probably tweak a few things, yes.
16:04 jurov mircea prolly noticed lightbulbs dimming every 5s
16:05 ascii_field i also love how mircea_popescu put this box in a war zone
16:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4755 @ 0.00028909 = 1.3746 BTC [-]
16:16 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
16:16 ascii_field BingoBoingo: http://cryptome.org/2015-info/baltimore/baltimore-police.htm
16:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ES3pZ2 )
16:17 ascii_field gotta love those traditional wooden 'democratizers'
16:17 ascii_field ( http://cryptome.org/2015-info/baltimore/pict4.jpg )
16:17 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ES3Hix )
16:17 trinque what is that, pepper-spray paintball?
16:17 trinque or just paintball
16:17 ascii_field painball
16:17 mircea_popescu dude that police looks just like lego characters foretold.
16:18 ascii_field the revolver-shotgun is finally out, apparently
16:18 trinque ascii_field: rubber rounds in pic #5?
16:18 ascii_field (pic19.jpg)
16:18 trinque I'm not familiar with seeing cops holding those
16:19 ascii_field the obligatory ziptie handcuffs (last photo.)
16:19 trinque revolver shotgun likely fires tear gas canisters
16:20 ascii_field see also http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=22-02-2015#1029076
16:20 assbot Logged on 22-02-2015 19:30:55; asciilifeform: jurov: the zip tie and the effete executioner of the future are a match made in heaven. no need to watch the victim struggle, dance. zip - next.
16:21 trinque stylish leather strap on those beatin'-sticks
16:23 * ascii_field finds these scenes extra-lulzy on account of having walked on those streets
16:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 1000 @ 0.00180847 = 1.8085 BTC [+] {8}
16:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 700 @ 0.0016191 = 1.1334 BTC [-]
16:41 BingoBoingo ascii_field: lol at the MRAP
16:52 williamdunne !down
16:55 jurov !left
16:56 mircea_popescu !butt
16:56 mircea_popescu hm... butt should do something
17:00 ben_vulpes !up
17:00 ben_vulpes !down
17:00 ben_vulpes !up
17:00 ben_vulpes !down
17:00 ben_vulpes !left
17:01 ben_vulpes !right
17:01 ben_vulpes !a
17:01 ben_vulpes !b
17:01 assbot Need a number of lines.
17:01 ben_vulpes !a
17:01 ben_vulpes !b
17:01 assbot Need a number of lines.
17:01 jurov !b 1e1000
17:01 assbot Make it a positive integer.
17:02 BingoBoingo !b 31337
17:02 assbot Last 31337 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1ZP0YCV.txt )
17:10 mod6 !butt should just do like: (_8_)
17:11 mod6 or select a jpg from a random pool of hotbutts
17:12 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwjYuywWlA
17:12 assbot 34 3lb Ham Slicer Vs The Wolf - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1IoA2wN )
17:12 mircea_popescu apparently robot fights is a thing
17:13 mircea_popescu anyone into this scene ?
17:15 mod6 ham slicer just waxed that thing
17:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 663 @ 0.0017814 = 1.1811 BTC [+] {8}
17:21 * lobbes vaguely recalls some tv show from ~15 years ago depicting robot fights such as these
17:22 mircea_popescu should be lots of fun now that silly-valley's come up with the police bot.
17:23 mircea_popescu get some $5 dollar wedgers in there lol
17:24 pete_dushenski lobbes was this 'the bots master' ? https://youtu.be/LLKYOSiW7U4
17:24 assbot Bots Master Intro - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1JTGiLm )
17:27 pete_dushenski ah nm, more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab2V_tH076A
17:27 assbot RC Fighting Robot Wars - Inertia XL v's Tilley's Revenge - 2013 Combat Robots UK Championships - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1JTGESc )
17:28 lobbes pete_dushenski: yes! that second one
17:29 * pete_dushenski also remembers this show from childhood, watching it with brother and father.
17:36 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115259 << i don't want to say i had anything to do with this, but...
17:36 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 03:45:05; decimation: lol http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-twitter-earns-20150429-story.html < "The company lost $162.4 million, compared with a loss of $132.4 million in the year-earlier quarter. Revenue jumped to $435.9 million from $250.5 million, but still fell far short of analysts' expectations of $463 million."
17:36 danielpbarron it was called battle bots i think
17:36 pete_dushenski losing my account and losing 20% of your share price just a month later? hmm, twitter, very hmm.
17:36 pete_dushenski danielpbarron that was totally it.
17:38 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115268 << fuck stltoday and their wapo-esque survey paywall.
17:38 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 03:59:26; BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski Ferguson may be heating up again http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/gunfire-wounds-one-amid-protest-near-brown-shooting-scene-in/article_20958339-2ed0-577d-a80d-ba0959137074.html
17:38 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Stahp using javascript everywhere
17:39 pete_dushenski anyways, ferguson remains on low boil until further notice.
17:40 pete_dushenski and reloading makes the stltoday page magically work.
17:40 pete_dushenski because that makes sense.
17:40 pete_dushenski "if you looks at our ads twice, we'll let you read the page once"
17:41 pete_dushenski "or you can look at them once and fill out our survey"
17:41 pete_dushenski "Police made at least five arrests for charges including burglary and flourishing a weapon." << flourishing! how poetic.
17:42 danielpbarron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvvlhOfxKfs
17:42 assbot Sunny in Philadelphia, Mac and Dennis act British - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1JTIXoh )
17:45 pete_dushenski danielpbarron i do enjoy 'sunny'. the first 5 seasons were pretty fucking hilarious but i haven't kept up with it since then.
17:46 danielpbarron it's one of my favorites to leave on in the background while doing other things
18:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11066 @ 0.00028881 = 3.196 BTC [-] {2}
18:00 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Anyways the Post Dispatch was the first Pulitzer owned newspaper
18:02 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo pulitzer winning ? how does a prize own a paper.
18:03 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: No, as in the historical person Pulitzer.
18:03 pete_dushenski lolk
18:03 pete_dushenski also '2015 winner' according to site
18:04 pete_dushenski brb
18:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19650 @ 0.00028754 = 5.6502 BTC [-] {2}
18:27 pete_dushenski back.
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18:57 williamdunne Scoop the fourth is now re-written. Will be moved to a server, rather than my laptop
18:57 williamdunne At the moment doesn't support adding new feeds. That will come soon-ish
18:58 pete_dushenski williamdunne want me to test it on contravex ?
18:59 williamdunne That'd be ideal
18:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8350 @ 0.00028595 = 2.3877 BTC [-] {2}
19:01 scoopbot_revived scoopbot_revivied test http://www.contravex.com/2015/04/29/scoopbot_revivied-test/
19:01 assbot scoopbot_revivied test | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1GGJLfV )
19:02 pete_dushenski there we go.
19:02 williamdunne Perfect
19:09 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115874 << seems like the trilema editors should scan qntra articles too.
19:09 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 14:42:28; mircea_popescu: (and yes editors, which trilema doth employ, send the corrections with "did you mean to X" half the fucking time)
19:09 pete_dushenski i mean, a few of us here do it for fun, but surely we miss errors here and there.
19:13 williamdunne w.b-a.link down.. lol
19:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9993 @ 0.00029333 = 2.9312 BTC [+]
19:15 pete_dushenski hm. same here.
19:19 cazalla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115643 <<< from their website under "Strategic Advisors" Jackson Palmer and Brock Pierce lol
19:19 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 10:14:00; davout: so apparently this neucoin thing sold for 2.7kBTC worth of their, ahem, "coin"
19:23 pete_dushenski bwahaha
19:23 pete_dushenski on the plus side, they only pulled in 2700 btc, most of which was surely their own
19:24 pete_dushenski this is down markedly from a year ago, when scams could still find 10,000+ btc
19:26 cazalla still, not a bad effort compared to some other launches
19:26 cazalla how much did that gems messaging app raise? BingoBoingo always goes on about it for some reason
19:26 cazalla "hey cazalla, you should get gems yo, you earn gems for messaging"
19:26 BingoBoingo cazalla: No idea
19:26 pete_dushenski !s gems
19:26 assbot 58 results for 'gems' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=gems
19:27 cazalla soz for the elbowing BingoBoingo but i saw more gems news on coinfire earlier :)
19:29 pete_dushenski http://www.blockchainsummit.io << fuckin branson. derp harder, mate.
19:29 assbot Block Chain Summit ... ( http://bit.ly/1GGNWZc )
19:30 pete_dushenski just whatever you do, don't pgp up and wander in here.
19:30 pete_dushenski because hosting nobodies on your private island is more fun!
19:32 pete_dushenski oh look, bitgo dood, garzik, pierce, and silbert are all going.
19:34 mircea_popescu "This post Formule de salut on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. concerning SEO provides clear thought for new SEO users that how to do Search engine optimization, therefore keep it up. Nice job
19:34 mircea_popescu Asics sale"
19:35 cazalla yeah, qntra has plenty of those and other variations mircea_popescu
19:38 mircea_popescu you must be good at seo.
19:39 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski errybody wannabe cartman.
19:44 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu and flirt with transgenderism!
19:45 pete_dushenski https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3c143UdGxI
19:45 assbot Cartman's transgender toilet - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1GGQxCl )
19:45 mircea_popescu i ha dno idea
19:46 pete_dushenski season 17 or 18
19:46 pete_dushenski newer shit.
19:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 626 @ 0.00178791 = 1.1192 BTC [+] {8}
20:01 Pierre_Rochard pacioli accounting software preview: http://pacio.li/FinancialStatements/IncomeStatement/BTC/Month/Current
20:02 assbot Pacioli ... ( http://bit.ly/1duInDJ )
20:02 Pierre_Rochard click around, let me know if anything busts
20:02 Pierre_Rochard (and any other feedback)
20:04 mircea_popescu lol uncategorized everything!!11
20:04 mircea_popescu what sort of an example are you setting for business people such as myself!@
20:08 Pierre_Rochard haha, well, some random categorizations will be in the next iteration of the test data generation script
20:09 mircea_popescu :p
20:13 Pierre_Rochard the core accounting part is stable at this point, the treasury part needs a major overhaul, and documentation / source code access will be in place before the next halving
20:14 mircea_popescu it doesnt even say if its gaap or what
20:15 Pierre_Rochard it’s definitely gaap at this point
20:16 Pierre_Rochard in fact the database tables and query structures are as close to perfect accounting theory as you’ll get
20:16 Pierre_Rochard but most of gaap is about how to book specific transactions (for example expense vs capitalize)
20:17 Pierre_Rochard so it’s gaap if a good accountant is using pacioli, it’s some non-gaap thing otherwise
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20:33 mircea_popescu well... you see what im saying ?
20:34 Pierre_Rochard I don’t… gaap or non-gaap depends 90% on the user, 10% on the software - the software is at 11%
20:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12222 @ 0.00029587 = 3.6161 BTC [+] {2}
20:35 bitstein https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Spinal_Tap_-_Up_to_Eleven.jpg
20:35 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1zrm9wd )
20:49 mircea_popescu Pierre_Rochard a large chunk of the utility here is education, seeing how a bunch of people are going to get involved in a sort of you know, de novo, revolutionary economic process.
20:49 mircea_popescu so giving them stuff like - well documented drop lists ? huge win.
20:50 mircea_popescu sorta funel the process of selection towards gaap/sanity
20:50 Pierre_Rochard I see, completely agree
20:50 mircea_popescu TON of work on yoru side
20:50 mircea_popescu but the good sort of work, the sort that creates a barrier to entry.
20:50 Pierre_Rochard started here, but definitely ton of work: http://rochard.org/pacioli/docs/Chart_of_Accounts
20:50 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q04hMM )
20:50 Pierre_Rochard yes
20:50 mircea_popescu myeah. it WILL help if it leverages the power of html to literally funel people into sense.
20:50 mircea_popescu "pick from here, then here then here".
20:52 Pierre_Rochard that’s a great approach, I was stuck in the mindset of “I’m coding this for accountants”, rather than “I’m coding this to create accountants”
20:54 mircea_popescu yep, you got it.
20:55 mircea_popescu and even if the resulting "accountants" won't be very good by the way this is measured today (a "stickler" approach - great emphasis on detail)
20:55 mircea_popescu if they have ~fundamental~ understanding as a result of interacting with your thing, you scored major points.
20:56 Pierre_Rochard right, agreed
20:59 mircea_popescu there's actually, how did that quote go...
21:00 mircea_popescu "I have often felt that programming is an art form,
21:00 mircea_popescu whose real value can only be appreciated
21:00 mircea_popescu by another versed in the same arcane art;
21:00 mircea_popescu there are lovely gems and brilliant coups
21:00 mircea_popescu hidden from human view and admiration, sometimes forever,
21:00 mircea_popescu by the very nature of the process."
21:00 mircea_popescu applies to accounting just as well, except even fewer people know.
21:00 mircea_popescu and i don't even mean it in the made-for-tv "tax dodge11!1!" sense.
21:00 mircea_popescu i mean it in the bluntest "make sense of reality" sense.
21:02 Pierre_Rochard indeed, though I think the gems will become apparent as pacioli becomes integrated with a wallet and the WoT. writing the core accounting part was necessary because of all the crufted OSS gnucash/openerp monoliths
21:04 Pierre_Rochard the end goal is to have a currency -> payments -> accounting -> finance process that is well oiled and a joy to use
21:04 Pierre_Rochard off to dinner
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21:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9933 @ 0.00030179 = 2.9977 BTC [+]
21:37 mircea_popescu yeah
21:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26032 @ 0.00030474 = 7.933 BTC [+]
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22:41 decimation asciilifeform: more on ada: http://www.adacore.com/academia/universities/ < the list of us universities has a conspicuous absence of 'popular' tech schools
22:41 assbot Universities | Academia | AdaCore ... ( http://bit.ly/1IpqUs2 )
22:42 decimation this is a feature - not a bug - if we agree with the notion that anything that keeps the masses of cool kids away is a good thing
22:44 mircea_popescu what'd be popular tech schools ?
22:44 mircea_popescu like georgia tech or what
22:47 decimation yeah, ivies, major land grant schools
22:48 decimation there are a couple of those on the list, but mostly it's made up of small private schools and vocational schools
22:48 mircea_popescu so more like mit ? that's notrly popular is it ?
22:48 decimation well, mit is probably the most notable school in the list
22:48 mircea_popescu or you mean popular as in, sought after. not as in, where commoners gather
22:48 decimation yeah, sought after
22:52 decimation I think mit actually has a significant percentage of high school valedictorians
22:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2000 @ 0.00184061 = 3.6812 BTC [+] {14}
22:58 decimation mircea_popescu: so have you been poking around centos or scientific linux?
22:58 mircea_popescu mnope
22:58 decimation I assumed based on your epel comment
22:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1000 @ 0.0016191 = 1.6191 BTC [-] {2}
22:59 mircea_popescu ah, installed nginx, yeah
22:59 mircea_popescu i guess this qualifies.
23:01 decimation if you want something that can serve static pages https://www.unix4lyfe.org/darkhttpd/ < fits in head
23:01 assbot darkhttpd ... ( http://bit.ly/1IptD4B )
23:01 mircea_popescu nah, i run wordpress
23:03 decimation I assume you saw http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/04/27/wordpress_zero_day_xss/
23:03 assbot Comments considered harmful: WordPress web hijack bug revealed • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ipu13c )
23:05 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-04-2015#1116111 :p
23:05 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 18:06:30; mircea_popescu: 2.x immune.
23:05 decimation ah heh
23:07 mircea_popescu not upgrading pays.
23:09 decimation yes indeed. which is why most 'serious business' uses old redhat
23:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 700 @ 0.0016191 = 1.1334 BTC [-]
23:21 decimation lol some guy was reading #b-a and has an anti-tcp agenda http://notcp.io/
23:21 assbot The NoTCP Manifesto ... ( http://bit.ly/1IpwvhS )
23:22 mircea_popescu wait, node.js is performant ?!
23:22 mircea_popescu what is this, the future ?
23:23 mircea_popescu "Chukka-booted footsteps" ahaha ok.
23:26 decimation yeah I'm not sure if the guy is joking or not
23:33 mircea_popescu hey various folks whose pgp keys i've signed at teh conference key signing party... you're supposed to also sign mine!
23:33 decimation !up gabriel_laddel
23:33 gabriel_laddel thank you
23:33 gabriel_laddel http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-04-2015#1115832 << We're discussing the same thing. If the program has "marked" all instances of $WHATEVER I can trivally add "Would you like me to a) check all places where it's called and report what I can figure out about the context ? b) iterate you through all locations ? c) change it back ? d) run a trace see what happens ?" on top of it.
23:33 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 14:29:15; mircea_popescu: gabriel_laddel "why are the holes not marked or filled?" << ftr this is not what i was contemplating. what I was contemplating is, why the fuck don't defaults pop up. bring back the fucking paperclip, put it the ONE place where it makes fucking sense. "hey john, I see you changed FuckOff() from bool to int. This function is called 82 places in 22 files. Would you like me to a) check all places where
23:33 gabriel_laddel http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-04-2015#1115836 << lol
23:33 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 14:31:02; Adlai: aha, the good old C-c C-w C-c
23:33 gabriel_laddel http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-04-2015#1115871 << If the "rules" of human language are formalized it becomes much easier to break them in interesting ways. One could use the output of a shannonizer to inform word choice for his story, enforcing that each word is followed by one of the top 10 least likely words in the whole of the language up to this point. I suspect that such a tale would be great fun to re
23:33 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 14:41:31; mircea_popescu: gabriel_laddel "Why isn't there grammer/spellchecking for my comments? " << this i can readily answer. because I am what's called "a creator of language", which is to say one of those people who, through his usage, ENACTS the rules all amateur users of language MUST follow, as a mark of their linguistic inferiority. like fucking shakespeare.
23:33 gabriel_laddel ad, as most people would immediately recoil in horror, seeing something so very different what they're used to.
23:33 gabriel_laddel http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-04-2015#1115889 << and I will point out that you're wrong. The simplicity of lisp vs. C is absolutely due to the inherrent properties of the respective artifacts. Seriously, MMM vs GC, parsing vs. not, no bignums vs. numerics - "abstractions push upward" (TM).
23:33 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 15:00:28; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115422 << this, i will point out, is in no way related to any inherent property of either (unless you mean lisp is inherently going to fail), but simply a function of context. had the linux kernel been implemented in sclb, and had the past 20 years been spent with scbl being "the cool language", you'd be having zhe pronouns and assorted idiocy to the tu
23:33 gabriel_laddel http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-04-2015#1116046 << http://gabriel-laddel.github.io
23:33 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 17:05:19; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115613 << dude srsly. GET A BLOG ALREADY.
23:33 assbot SPOILER ALERT ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ipy0Nb )
23:34 gabriel_laddel http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-04-2015#1116069 << b/c it doesn't belong in a blog post.
23:34 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 17:12:02; mircea_popescu: and why the fuck am i referencing pastebins.
23:34 mircea_popescu holy shit sherlock
23:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 620 @ 0.0016191 = 1.0038 BTC [-]
23:34 decimation heh
23:34 mircea_popescu gabriel_laddel natural languages are not formalizable.
23:34 gabriel_laddel http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-04-2015#1116068 << see the lisp machine etc.
23:34 assbot Logged on 29-04-2015 17:11:55; mircea_popescu: "The studious will note that this is a completely solved problem that no machine learning algorithm will be able to approximate anytime soon." i'm sorry...what ? solved how ?
23:35 gabriel_laddel Erik Naggum disagreed
23:35 mircea_popescu erik naggum was not a linguist.
23:35 gabriel_laddel Lemme find the quote
23:40 gabriel_laddel apart from this, I have written Emacs Lisp functions to make a statement into a question and vice versa, to join and split sentences (not quite as trivial as it sounds), to upgrade from singular to plural and vice versa, to change the person from second to third and vice versa, et cetera. significant parts of grammar is the way it is to maintain correspondence between numbers and persons and tenses and such, and sin
23:40 gabriel_laddel ce this is mostly redundant, it can be also automated. this is stuff that takes just a bit of time to do, but when a whole paragraph of text needs to be changed from second person singular or from third person singular to third person plural, it's nice to do that with a couple keystrokes. it's also nice to see that the pronouns are easily traceable to their origins, and don't get messed up in several layers of refer
23:40 gabriel_laddel ences. if my code can't figure it out, chances are so won't anybody else, at least not easily.
23:40 gabriel_laddel ^ that is formalized enough for me.
23:41 mircea_popescu "formalized enough" eh ?
23:42 gabriel_laddel Would you agree that a shannonizer is a formalization?
23:43 mircea_popescu i would agree that the counting horse is a remarkable horse,
23:43 mircea_popescu but i won't agree he's a mathematician.
23:43 gabriel_laddel wait what
23:43 mircea_popescu a shannonizer is a formalisation, but not of natural language.
23:43 gabriel_laddel I'll agree to that.
23:44 decimation all models are wrong - some are useful
23:45 decimation ^George Box
23:45 mircea_popescu if a purpose is stated.
23:45 gabriel_laddel wtf I can't find the source for that quote anymore
23:46 gabriel_laddel anyways - full quote is available here: http://paste.lisp.org/display/147662
23:46 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IpzB5E )
23:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://www.samueljohnson.com/apocryph.html#20 << check it out btw.
23:46 assbot The Samuel Johnson Sound Bite Page: Apocrypha ... ( http://bit.ly/1IpzFlM )
23:49 mircea_popescu "I have typed an average of 21.3 keystrokes per second" eh gtfo.
23:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14150 @ 0.00029337 = 4.1512 BTC [-]
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