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00:00 mircea_popescu yes. which is not useful.
00:00 ben_vulpes aye
00:03 sina ben_vulpes: if I
00:03 sina - flip(b, ((i * M_pos) % len(b)))
00:03 sina + flip(b, ((i+1 * M_pos) % len(b)))
00:03 sina then I get the same issue as you
00:04 ben_vulpes issue?
00:04 mircea_popescu which is ?
00:04 sina 64 1s and 32 1s result in hashes of all 0s
00:04 mircea_popescu holy shit what
00:04 ben_vulpes so let's see some hashes
00:04 mircea_popescu counterintuitively counting must be from 0 ?!
00:04 ben_vulpes it wasn't just 64s, there's another element to the pattern
00:05 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes 32/32 64/64 even 4/4 displayed it
00:05 mircea_popescu not 32/31 or 33 though
00:05 ben_vulpes any equal length of message and hash?
00:05 ben_vulpes !!up candi_lustt
00:05 mircea_popescu candi_lustt: (mpfhf:mpfhf #*11111 5)
00:05 deedbot candi_lustt voiced for 30 minutes.
00:05 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: #*00100
00:05 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: log: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/sprPX/?raw=true
00:05 mircea_popescu nope. any 2**x equal
00:06 ben_vulpes whoa
00:06 ben_vulpes why
00:06 mircea_popescu i have nfi
00:06 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: !
00:07 ben_vulpes well in the absence of ideas, shall we index from zero?
00:07 mircea_popescu i guerss we must, yes
00:07 mircea_popescu batshit insanew
00:07 sina I dunno if this makes any difference
00:07 sina but when you have a string of all 1s
00:07 sina there is no rewind, right?
00:07 ben_vulpes this is perfect example of "too complex for me to understand!" complaint of asciilifeform's re hash design
00:07 ben_vulpes sina: aha
00:07 sina so the step == M_pos
00:07 mircea_popescu sina yes
00:08 sina ok, so should I keep my screw implementation as is?
00:08 sina or is this a spec bug
00:08 mircea_popescu yes.
00:08 sina or both :P
00:09 ben_vulpes my next q is does the iteration run [0, count] or [0, count)
00:10 mircea_popescu i'd expect the latter
00:10 sina sorry I don't grok that syntax diff
00:10 sina does it mean to the final of the array and n-1?
00:10 mircea_popescu <= vs <
00:10 sina right
00:11 ben_vulpes eg 0, 1, 2, 3
00:12 sina ben_vulpes: if you count from 0 do we get same hashy hash?
00:13 ben_vulpes gimme a second, i'm handling two implementations here
00:13 ben_vulpes and drinking tea
00:14 sina lol...the 2048 bit hash for GPLv2 was taking a really long time so I killed it to add some print statements. Checked "wc -c LICENSE", it reports ~18,000 chars. I re-ran mpfhf with 32 bits, thinking it'd finish at M_pos ~18,000
00:14 sina still going, currently at 20893
00:14 sina wonder what it's doing
00:15 sina oh right, its binary, stupid me
00:15 mircea_popescu 20893 bits ?
00:15 mircea_popescu right. so about 1/7 done
00:15 sina this is definitely going to need a system language impl
00:15 sina assuming it's a correct implementation of the spec anyway
00:16 mircea_popescu that's what we're working on atm!
00:16 mircea_popescu so far, it seems good
00:16 ben_vulpes oh man how do i even pass your thing an array of zeros and ones
00:16 mircea_popescu python, it wants strings
00:16 sina ben_vulpes: M = [0] * 32
00:18 ben_vulpes candi_lustt: (mpfhf:mpfhf #*1111 4)
00:18 candi_lustt ben_vulpes: #*1010
00:18 candi_lustt ben_vulpes: log: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/X1F4u/?raw=true
00:19 ben_vulpes sina: what do yer dice say
00:19 mircea_popescu aha!
00:19 mircea_popescu candi_lustt: (mpfhf:mpfhf #*11111111111111111111111111111111 64)
00:19 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: #*0110100011001111010010001111100000000001110001111000001001000001
00:19 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: log: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/46Zmr/?raw=true
00:19 mircea_popescu candi_lustt: (mpfhf:mpfhf #*1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 64)
00:19 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: #*0010111010001000101011101000100000110011110111011111001001110010
00:19 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: log: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/KIOvW/?raw=true
00:19 mircea_popescu candi_lustt: (mpfhf:mpfhf #*1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 128)
00:19 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: #*01101000010111101000010110001100001011110000110000101110110101111010010101000000011011111010011011110001001100010111101010011100
00:19 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: log: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/aodux/?raw=true
00:19 mircea_popescu candi_lustt: (mpfhf:mpfhf #*11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 256)
00:19 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: #*1111111010101111011001101011011111101000101011111101011110010111010011100111000011000101000010111000111011110100100101010011011111010111001011011101010011011101011000100010001000111110000010010011001100011111100000100001010111101111010110000111010101011100
00:19 mircea_popescu dude it's blazing fast.
00:19 candi_lustt mircea_popescu: log: http://p.bvulpes.com/
00:20 sina 1010
00:20 ben_vulpes SUSPICIOUS
00:20 ben_vulpes or is it...auspicious
00:20 sina anyone tell you guys that' you're fucking crazy? :D
00:20 ben_vulpes sina: what's so crazy?
00:20 sina just, in general
00:20 ben_vulpes i mean yes, all the time. but what in particular today?
00:20 mircea_popescu lol i think he had fun
00:21 sina watching this slow ass shit in python is making me want to start rewriting in C right now even though I have done nothing for the last ~24 except write this code, eat pizza and 8h of sleep
00:22 ben_vulpes stats for the 256-bit hash http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/EIXod/?raw=true
00:22 mircea_popescu think about it, candi does it over a lisp!
00:22 ben_vulpes that's on my local machine, not even particularly high powered
00:22 mircea_popescu 59,893,200 bytes consed wowza
00:22 sina ben_vulpes: how fast can you run it against the GPL in my repo?
00:23 ben_vulpes sina: gosh i'd have to do real work, turn strings into binary
00:23 sina as if that isn't one line of lisp?
00:23 * ben_vulpes snorts
00:24 ben_vulpes you missed the strings thread, didntcha
00:24 mircea_popescu you don't understand how this works!!1
00:24 sina I missed all the tings
00:25 ben_vulpes sina: eeyyyyy that's the joke i'm making
00:25 sina ok fuck this GPL hashing shit, let's just say, it's slow
00:26 mircea_popescu lol let it go overnight what.
00:26 sina 16mins to get through ~36000 bits
00:26 mircea_popescu that's the next step once we got a coupla canonical impls, is to burn it down.
00:26 mircea_popescu do 64k 64 bit items see how long, 32 birt see how long, 1024 bit see how long etc
00:27 mircea_popescu do 1 2 4 8 16 etc kb all the way to a mb or so,
00:27 mircea_popescu it's a decent blog post for someone.
00:27 sina let's validate the canonicality of the impls first? :P
00:27 mircea_popescu ye
00:28 mircea_popescu sina pick random strings, announce the results, then we do candi and se
00:28 mircea_popescu e
00:28 ben_vulpes augh more strings
00:28 mircea_popescu bitfields!
00:28 ben_vulpes hehe
00:29 sina if I pick a string I'll include the bitfield for lazy ben_vulpes
00:30 sina or, you know, you could just copy the one line of python required to convert
00:30 sina ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:34 ben_vulpes not lazy, busy
00:34 ben_vulpes i put a tool out there for you to use, use it
00:34 ben_vulpes or we could start with bitfields and you could reverse them?
00:35 sina sure, it's ~1 line of python :P
00:35 ben_vulpes I WANT TO DO THE GPL THING LEAVE ME LONE
00:35 mod6 ; heheh
00:35 sina soz mate, do it, I'm curious
00:37 mircea_popescu eh, fuck gpl, do some tmsr document.
00:37 mircea_popescu deedbot contains. or thebitcoin.foundation also.
00:38 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9F30C1806257EBF02EF6C099DB0C5C115DA1DB6AF6BAEB379F492838947F0581 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1408...1173 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '163.164.112.13 (ssh-rsa key from 163.164.112.13 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown GB WLS BGE)
00:38 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9F30C1806257EBF02EF6C099DB0C5C115DA1DB6AF6BAEB379F492838947F0581 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1508...4783 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '163.164.112.13 (ssh-rsa key from 163.164.112.13 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown GB WLS BGE)
00:53 ben_vulpes jeez, nov 8th 2014
00:53 mircea_popescu hm ?
00:53 ben_vulpes that's when you fired the declaration of sovereignty
00:54 mircea_popescu ah ah. soon 3yo huh
00:54 mircea_popescu nov is a muchly republican month.
00:58 mod6 the tourny starts on the nov 2nd right?
00:58 mircea_popescu yeh
00:59 mod6 sweet
00:59 ben_vulpes > heap exhausted
00:59 ben_vulpes heh
00:59 mircea_popescu how long ?
00:59 ben_vulpes MOAR
00:59 ben_vulpes oh not
01:00 ben_vulpes 60s
01:00 mircea_popescu S = 1kb sorta thing ?
01:00 ben_vulpes probably including tea-sipping and not watching the debugger
01:00 ben_vulpes oh nonono
01:01 ben_vulpes 44808
01:01 ben_vulpes doc is 5601 chars long
01:03 ben_vulpes consing like mad
01:06 ben_vulpes oh man i get to break out the profiler!
01:16 mircea_popescu lel
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01:33 ben_vulpes myeah okay logging is expensive, good to know
01:37 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: all those consed bytes came from logging
01:37 mircea_popescu ah i c
01:44 mod6 io super exepensive / instrumentation is expensive
01:45 mod6 good for debugging though
01:51 ben_vulpes http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/IIaWC/?raw=true
01:51 ben_vulpes some seven hundred odd seconds to hash the declaration
01:52 mircea_popescu 13 page faults, rly ?
01:52 ben_vulpes ya, wut?
01:52 mircea_popescu is that normal ?
01:53 ben_vulpes i only saw it one other time to night (6 of 'em), and i don't remember before
01:53 * ben_vulpes off for a bit
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02:28 sina mircea_popescu: still around?
02:29 mircea_popescu ya
02:30 sina mircea_popescu: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/B5Qxd/?raw=true
02:30 sina https://github.com/sinner-/mpfhf-golang
02:32 mircea_popescu nice!
02:33 mircea_popescu so there's a python, a golang and a cl version nao ?
02:33 mircea_popescu do me a favour sina ; and ben_vulpes : post a copy of your code on the article. archival.
02:33 sina "on the article" ?
02:33 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2017/towards-a-better-hash-function/ << comment
02:33 sina ah right yep
02:34 sina doing so now
02:34 sina mircea_popescu: is there any interest in a tmsr company offering stuff like git hosting etc?
02:35 mircea_popescu no, because tmsr uses V.
02:35 mircea_popescu you know about v ?
02:35 sina no
02:36 mircea_popescu ha. didja read the topic ?
02:36 sina mircea_popescu: I pasted the python impl and it mangled my tabbing...I guess I wouldn't care normally but it's going ot be annoying for people to paste that and re-indent, any feature about preserving tabbing in your comment section?
02:36 mircea_popescu <pre> ?
02:37 sina I'll repost with pre and you can delete the old one
02:37 mircea_popescu kk
02:37 mircea_popescu or code was it ?
02:37 sina nope
02:37 mircea_popescu try both lol, ill keep one
02:37 sina still mangled
02:37 mircea_popescu kk
02:37 sina mircea_popescu: want me to link to github repos instead?
02:38 mircea_popescu lessee here
02:38 sina I tried to make a C one but then I remembered I haven't touched anything with pointers in about 15 years
02:38 mircea_popescu heh all equally mangled. tsk tsk.
02:38 sina golang is pretty fast these days
02:38 sina and I'm not even on the latest ver
02:39 sina so I settled for that
02:39 mircea_popescu yeah came out way ahead of python huh
02:39 mircea_popescu sina http://trilema.com/2017/towards-a-better-hash-function/#comment-122213
02:39 sina it's pretty much native, and depending on how you write the program it doesn't really need GC
02:40 sina fantastic, tell me how you did it and I'll do the golang one
02:40 mircea_popescu <pre>. excewpt i think it strips them if you do it, asec
02:40 ben_vulpes updated againnnn: http://cascadianhacker.com/an-implementation-of-mircea-popescus-fabulous-hash-function
02:40 ben_vulpes sina: with repro cases this time :D
02:41 * ben_vulpes off again again
02:42 sina mircea_popescu: you can fix this one too http://trilema.com/2017/towards-a-better-hash-function/#comment-122214
02:42 sina yeah, I'm off too
02:42 sina this was fun
02:42 sina mircea_popescu: if you have more fun stuff to code pls let me know
02:43 sina I'm not cool like asciilifeform but I can bang some stuff out
02:45 * mircea_popescu is too lazy to add pre to user comments ; i'll jusrt fix by hand heh
02:46 mircea_popescu sina : make sure you look into V eh.
02:52 mircea_popescu !!rated sina
02:52 deedbot mircea_popescu rated sina 1 at 2017/06/03 05:09:48 << missed on all the things!
02:52 mircea_popescu !!rate sina 2 MPFHF canonical implementation.
02:52 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/tRQbW/?raw=true
02:53 mircea_popescu !!v 98EEDC62094B6E4978458AFEF5836ADFE23C8D58302568110AF6CE2CA7873A9A
02:53 deedbot mircea_popescu updated rating of sina from 1 to 2 << MPFHF canonical implementation.
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08:00 sina fuckin lol http://btcbase.org/log/2016-02-08#1399543
08:00 a111 Logged on 2016-02-08 00:11 maqp: There is no way your system can defeat targeted SIGINT monitoring attack, where government drives within a few hundred meters and collects signals emitted by your keyboard cable.
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08:39 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-10#1668368 <<< what, some dood struggling for shared basis / an understanding of the world around him. most of the time it involves some flailing about.
08:39 a111 Logged on 2017-06-10 12:00 sina: fuckin lol http://btcbase.org/log/2016-02-08#1399543
08:52 sina http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-10#1668370 <<< mircea_popescu I couldn't help but laugh at someone who is saying everyone should fork ricochet.im and work on it instead, or use OTR or whatever then blurt out that some just-barely-specified software isn't resistant to SIGINT attacks on your keyboard
08:52 a111 Logged on 2017-06-10 12:39 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-10#1668368 <<< what, some dood struggling for shared basis / an understanding of the world around him. most of the time it involves some flailing about.
08:52 mircea_popescu myeah
08:52 sina pretty sure https://github.com/maqp/tfc/wiki/Security-design this uses a keyboard...
08:54 mircea_popescu use wireless keyboard, problem solved :D
08:54 mircea_popescu SSL EVERYWHERE!!!1
08:55 sina don't look at me man, I literally am using a 3072-bit DSA El-Gamal key for some reason
08:55 mircea_popescu lel
08:55 mircea_popescu at least you didn't lose it, which is 100% more than what cvan be said for eulora players.
08:56 sina thank the lord for gpg/rdiff/duplicity and cheap USB keys
08:57 mircea_popescu including http://logs.minigame.bz/2017-05-22.log.html#t23:16:39 (tl;dr : dood got asked to not come back a year ago over being overexcitable asshat ; came back year later begged for forgiveness which was granted -- only to discover he had lost his key)
08:57 lobbesbot Logged on 2017-05-22 23:16:39: <Zakorus123> but i really think i should be allowed to come back
08:58 sina I just watched Dave Chappelle latest comedy thing, fucking hilarious
08:59 mircea_popescu o, he still working ?
08:59 sina first gig in 10y he makes jokes about it
08:59 sina "The Age of Spin" it was called.
09:00 mircea_popescu aha
09:04 sina how many active users does eulora have?
09:04 mircea_popescu depends on your definition of active.
09:04 mircea_popescu adds about 4-5k play hours per month
09:05 sina are most players drawn from the general vicinity of this and related chans? or internet randoms too?
09:05 mircea_popescu so so
09:05 mircea_popescu i mean obv being bitcoin pegged it attracts lots of bitcoin/altcoin folks
09:07 sina interesting
09:07 sina I also had some fun this evening reading teh logs
09:07 mircea_popescu there you mean ?
09:07 sina no here. gossipd, libsodium/nacl, trump...a few other things I searched
09:07 mircea_popescu a yea
09:08 sina hilarity all round
09:08 mircea_popescu there was a younger, more naive time when we seriously wanted someone to condense the logs
09:08 mircea_popescu it... died.
09:08 sina define condense?
09:08 mircea_popescu produce a summary of each day so that no lulz are missed
09:10 sina that sounds like a pretty difficult task
09:10 sina short of hiring a "reporter"
09:11 mircea_popescu its rather impossible.
09:11 mircea_popescu for one thing, diffrent lulz for different poeople
09:13 sina real news http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-10/hawaiian-pizza-investor-sam-panopoulos-dies/8607108
09:14 sina greek man who invented hawaiian pizza in canada, dead
09:14 mircea_popescu wasn't he very old ?
09:14 sina he was 83
09:14 mircea_popescu i recall them trotting him out periodically, "rich man! made by ourdemocracy! you could be next!!1" sorta bs.
09:17 sina oh yeah I saw this http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-09#1667584
09:17 a111 Logged on 2017-06-09 08:46 sina: do you know if the src for phuctor is avail?
09:18 sina asciilifeform greatest pet hate: people embracing and extinguishing things
09:18 sina oops sorry this one http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-09#1667701
09:18 a111 Logged on 2017-06-09 15:11 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-09#1667584 << it is not, and ain't going to be, i'm not especially interested in helping folx to 'embrace and extinguish' it. as far as i'm concerned, 100% of the output is verifiable with the bignum calculator of your choice (e.g. 'bc') and it is no concern of anybody's how it was obtained.
09:19 mircea_popescu possibly one of ~.
09:19 mircea_popescu well, in the particular case of phuctor, he has a solid point.
09:20 mircea_popescu there's this cloud of "academia" retards who have been pointedly ignoring / not citing it while publishing useless crap on the general topic.
09:20 mircea_popescu the empire's desire to eat it up is palpable.
09:21 mircea_popescu starting with http://trilema.com/2015/on-how-the-factored-4096-rsa-keys-story-was-handled-and-what-it-means-to-you
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09:43 sina it's a very interesting topic
09:43 sina I just went down the rabbit hole of links from that one
09:44 mircea_popescu mirrors neatly how all sorts of dorks have been trying to create exactly the same, "just as good as bitcoin with just a bit of censorship" sort of bs.
09:44 mircea_popescu which, for the people who were here for the original pgp wars, sounds like the empire never goes to school.
09:49 sina something I have been looking into as well, kind of related in the testing-for-weakness-to-validate-sanity sense, is this program "cbmc"
09:49 sina its a bounded model checker for C, you can use it to verify the correctness of whole programs but since it is a bit slow/brute force approach, normally you only can use it to test critical functions
09:50 mircea_popescu afaik there';s a bunch of these
09:52 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/7E067D0421219659A91640D63AEA02CE62DBA55E41E751CD2DB2EDF941EDAFCC << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1661...3409 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '37.218.255.162 (ssh-rsa key from 37.218.255.162 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (server01.platzer-werbung.de. DE)
09:52 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/7E067D0421219659A91640D63AEA02CE62DBA55E41E751CD2DB2EDF941EDAFCC << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1450...0303 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '37.218.255.162 (ssh-rsa key from 37.218.255.162 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (server01.platzer-werbung.de. DE)
09:52 sina yes I believe so. it'd be interesting to run them against, for example, important gpg functions or similar
09:52 mircea_popescu gpg is slated for a rewrite, actually, since it became obvious koch's a dedicated saboteur.
09:53 * sina notes to search the logs for koch tomorrow
09:53 sina for now, bedtime, getting late here
09:53 sina good evening
09:53 mircea_popescu tada
09:55 BingoBoingo http://www.anonymousconservative.com/blog/attack-sjw-criticizes-victim-cursing-muslims/
09:57 BingoBoingo England has no "Great Again"
09:57 mircea_popescu what'd it need it for.
10:00 BingoBoingo Making life better for Reverse-Indians
10:00 mircea_popescu heh
10:01 BingoBoingo Those Anglos living under Indian colonial domination
10:01 mircea_popescu fuck them.
10:04 BingoBoingo http://blogs.timesofisrael.com/yes-ashkenazi-jews-including-gal-gadot-are-people-of-color/ << No, you can not have your cake
10:04 BingoBoingo https://archive.is/hjpv5
10:04 mircea_popescu well yes, ashkenazi = us jews = nigger jews.
10:04 mircea_popescu the euro jews = proper jews = ded.
10:09 BingoBoingo But still the irony.
10:10 mircea_popescu what ? that they spent a few centuries passing for white while white ruled the world but now that white got some indescript malaise they'll pass for "something else" ie "of color" ?
10:12 BingoBoingo I don't think they'll pass. Not to Tyrone and Petrus/
10:12 BingoBoingo https://www.dailystormer.com/boomer-parasites-head-for-ecuador-after-bleeding-america-dry/
10:13 BingoBoingo ^ In other hates
10:17 mircea_popescu it's still not altogether clear tyrone & petrus actually matter in this complex social game.
10:17 mircea_popescu my money's on "notrly", but hey, mebbe im biased.
10:19 BingoBoingo Well, matter in the sense of being environmental hazards.
10:19 mircea_popescu on the level of mooks.
10:25 BingoBoingo ah, well the amount of danger a mook creates depends on what the locals trust em to do
10:32 mircea_popescu there ios that
10:37 BingoBoingo You put Jew that passed for white last year on PetrusofColor radar, and Petrus is going to remember because it's what Petrus does instead of being the dogman
10:37 mircea_popescu ya think ?
10:43 BingoBoingo tends to be a more targeted hazard than "mook was allowed to operate heavy machinery"
10:45 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=7948&pr=1
10:59 deedbot http://qntra.net/2017/06/opiate-overdoses-now-leading-cause-of-pre-geriatric-mortality-in-us/ << Qntra - Opiate Overdoses Now Leading Cause Of Pre-Geriatric Mortality In US
10:59 mircea_popescu win.
11:00 mircea_popescu a while back they started trying to prosecute all overdose deaths as manslaughter-by-dealer. getting desperate, obviously.
11:04 BingoBoingo Here in Illinois they inestigate to prosecute as murder by dealer, much progress
11:07 BingoBoingo *investigate
11:10 BingoBoingo likely within 5 years dope selling on street will be prosecuted as "attempted murder" with zero CIA traffickers hung
11:10 mircea_popescu and it still wont do anything
11:10 mircea_popescu fuck 'em, let the beautiful ratpeople choke in their own vomit, the sooner the empire ends the better.
~ 19 minutes ~
11:30 BingoBoingo Still, I would like to see the ranking if "complications of being a fat fuck" were consolidated and entered on list. Overdose would likely still win under 25 list, but age where "fat fuck" begins to beat overdose inspires curiosity.
11:31 BingoBoingo Probably between 28 and 36
11:31 mircea_popescu interesting q indeed
11:34 BingoBoingo Investigation likely impossible because fat fuck doctors would lie "healthy 600 pound 23 year old" when heart attack, etc
11:34 mircea_popescu heh
11:36 BingoBoingo Kinda like how US jooz will become people of color when Petrus gets resentful and father's their daughter's children
11:37 BingoBoingo *too many apostrophe
11:37 BingoBoingo brb
~ 1 hours 10 minutes ~
12:47 deedbot http://trilema.com/2017/the-strange-case-of-the-red-stapler-and-other-related-stories/ << Trilema - The Strange Case of The Red Stapler and Other Related Stories
~ 30 minutes ~
13:17 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/95AD068E858895A7C47AC724798C00D1F803610BB9D9D8F1E5E0335997752505 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1410...7279 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '124.146.165.141 (ssh-rsa key from 124.146.165.141 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (st0045.nas981.kobe.nttpc.ne.jp. JP 13)
13:17 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/95AD068E858895A7C47AC724798C00D1F803610BB9D9D8F1E5E0335997752505 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1775...6453 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '124.146.165.141 (ssh-rsa key from 124.146.165.141 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (st0045.nas981.kobe.nttpc.ne.jp. JP 13)
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15:02 ben_vulpes !!up eplogos
15:02 deedbot eplogos voiced for 30 minutes.
15:10 ben_vulpes > Con una mentalidad Socialista en progreso << ahaha sina is this yours?
15:11 ben_vulpes ah, no, wrong sinner apparently
~ 19 minutes ~
15:31 * asciilifeform picked cherries all day
15:32 BingoBoingo OMG elitist! What about all the not cherry fruits like nectarines and peaches!
15:35 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: only other one we have is figs
15:45 BingoBoingo Oh, there are no figs here.
15:49 shinohai !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/58GKp/?raw=true
15:49 jhvh1 shinohai: The operation succeeded.
15:50 BingoBoingo shinohai: Are you sure this is new? Sounds familiar
15:53 shinohai Maybe so ... I am quite sure the EFF lawsuit mentioned within is recent. The date seems to agree.
15:53 * shinohai shrugs
15:53 mod6 cherries sounds good. is there an abundance of fruit yielding cherry trees near you?
15:59 mircea_popescu lol alf finallyt found alt-programmer non-office job
15:59 mircea_popescu temporary farm work!1
16:00 asciilifeform mod6: relatives'
16:03 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not for market, for pie, lol
16:03 BingoBoingo Still woark
16:03 mircea_popescu lol
16:03 mircea_popescu in other ghettos, gang of porto ricans down the street is throwing a PARTAY!!!!
16:04 mircea_popescu you've not seen something like this, 100% 20something dudes in shorts and tshirts looking like bitches in heat won'\t fuck them.
16:04 mircea_popescu and portorican music is apparently made by an ashkenazi gang of elevator music composers gone rogue.
16:06 BingoBoingo Fucking ashkeNAZIS
16:07 mircea_popescu cuz they dominate muzak amirite ? lord's of tin alley ?
16:18 ben_vulpes crapp store lols: http://archive.is/pxrWl
~ 57 minutes ~
17:16 mircea_popescu !!up alex__c
17:16 deedbot alex__c voiced for 30 minutes.
17:29 mircea_popescu !!up photoelectric
17:29 deedbot photoelectric voiced for 30 minutes.
~ 47 minutes ~
18:16 deedbot http://cascadianhacker.com/the-best-thing-you-can-do-for-your-career-is-to-take-a-stay-at-home-wife << CH - The best thing you can do for your career is to take a stay-at-home wife
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19:15 sina https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/09/world/europe/ukraine-assassin-russia-putin-amina-okuyeva.html
19:15 sina that was a fun read this morning
19:15 mircea_popescu tl;dr ?
19:16 sina a ukranian lady and her husband are minor celebs for fighting against the russians in donetsk or wherever, Ukranian press loves em
19:17 sina Chechen assassin poses as Le Monde reporter to try and kill them
19:17 mircea_popescu and putin is related to this because russian hackers ?
19:17 sina the lady is a badass and has a gun/blod clotting agent, shoots the assassin 4 times after he shoots her husband
19:17 mircea_popescu o.O
19:18 sina its NYT so Putin will be mentioned in everything, but Ukranian intel says they have no firm evidence it was the Ruskis (in the article)...of course it probably was but that's not the bit of the story that's interesting
19:19 mircea_popescu ya nb story.
19:20 sina this is my fav bit:
19:20 sina As they drove, Mr. Denisultanov-Kurmakayev asked the pair to stop the car for an interview and to sit in the back to receive the gift, which he carried in a festive red cardboard box.
19:20 sina As the couple sat in the back seat of the car, Mr. Denisultanov-Kurmakayev said, “‘Now, here is your gift,’” Ms. Okuyeva said. He opened the box, pulled out a gun and opened fire on Mr. Osmayev.
19:20 sina massive lul, hide the gun in a red box
19:20 mircea_popescu much tv.
19:21 sina mircea_popescu: do you ever sleep?
19:21 mircea_popescu depends what you mean by sleep.
19:21 mircea_popescu sometimes, i wait.
19:21 sina I just mean you're always online
19:22 sina or seem to be
19:22 mircea_popescu it's a joke!
19:22 * shinohai imagines mircea_popescu sleeps like parakeet, with one eye open ....
19:22 mircea_popescu i thought that's like a rabbit
19:22 mircea_popescu speaking of which, do you know why rabbits sleep with their eyes open ?
19:23 sina y
19:23 shinohai To keep eye on predators?
19:23 mircea_popescu only got so much skin. if they try to close their eyes their foreskin retracts.
19:24 sina lmao
19:24 shinohai O.o
19:24 shinohai lel
19:24 sina I demand a reference
19:24 mircea_popescu i read it in the new york times.
19:24 * sina falls off chair
19:24 shinohai ./thread
~ 2 hours 41 minutes ~
22:06 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/4176ED024FBF368E4C0C44AFD616CB2E7C5DD5A4762091F044381E1170551F40 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1669...1007 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '81.235.230.56 (ssh-rsa key from 81.235.230.56 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (81-235-230-56-no78.tbcn.telia.com. SE O)
22:06 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/4176ED024FBF368E4C0C44AFD616CB2E7C5DD5A4762091F044381E1170551F40 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1658...3833 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '81.235.230.56 (ssh-rsa key from 81.235.230.56 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (81-235-230-56-no78.tbcn.telia.com. SE O)
~ 1 hours 51 minutes ~
23:57 BingoBoingo !~ticker --market all
23:58 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 2870.97, vol: 9927.44067247 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 2825.0, vol: 6003.22659 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 2813.7, vol: 17696.59304434 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 2993.643868, vol: 12572.11720000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 2800.098, vol: 6575.92969603 | Volume-weighted last average: 2866.92963975
23:59 trinque aw shit, I just put all my life savings into ethereum.
23:59 trinque pls halp.
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