Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans


← 2016-10-27 | 2016-10-29 →
00:26 BingoBoingo https://ageofshitlords.com/smugglypuff-has-been-arrested/
00:32 BingoBoingo https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Smugglypuff << "They are known by their yellow Eric Cartman style beanie, their impressively bloated whale like appearance and their smugly looking butter face." << OMG look how language evolves. Butter face went from meaning hot except for the face to instead mean Obeast with an oily sheen (like melted butter) to their fat piece of shit face.
~ 22 minutes ~
00:54 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: just thrilled
00:55 BingoBoingo lol https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/f/f3/Trump-anchor.jpg
00:59 asciilifeform https://ageofshitlords.com/social-justice-warriors-vandalize-cat-cafe/ << from BingoBoingo's link.
01:03 asciilifeform compare with the Official version, https://ageofshitlords.com/social-justice-warriors-vandalize-cat-cafe/
01:03 asciilifeform grr
01:03 asciilifeform http://patch.com/texas/eastaustin/east-austin-anti-gentrification-protesters-feeling-heat-infowars-legion-fans
01:07 BingoBoingo Fucking monsters!
01:08 BingoBoingo Cafe needs bigger cats to eat them!
~ 4 hours 54 minutes ~
06:03 mircea_popescu meanwhile in the shower, http://67.media.tumblr.com/509552ff85ab577eedbc9c1ed1fb655b/tumblr_ntnamkncOC1sfcru6o1_1280.jpg
~ 3 hours 30 minutes ~
09:33 asciilifeform https://archive.is/Ln8qA << in other heathen lulz
09:36 shinohai kek asciilifeform
09:39 shinohai Also sure to be the progeny of many lulz: http://archive.is/xu2J7
09:39 asciilifeform i still dun get why folks put their sybils on 'amazon' etc.
09:40 asciilifeform all in one corral, for easy banhammer.
~ 31 minutes ~
10:11 mod6 mornin'
10:12 mircea_popescu heya
10:14 shinohai Now I wonder if these particular Romanians didn't study crime with Dr. Evil or something: http://archive.is/sDD9l
10:22 mircea_popescu hey, petty slavery is coming back in a big way.
10:22 mircea_popescu ~half of the urban poor in the soi dissant civilised world have had direct experience with the matter.
10:24 shinohai I enjoyed the recent story of the Mexicans that kidnapped fellow paisanos from the local Home Depot and forced them to work on their marijuana farm.
10:24 mircea_popescu tons of those
~ 1 hours ~
11:24 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-27#1559571 << honda ridgeline is fairly common tbh. dunno where ttac hyperbole about 'the only truck with passable headlights is the one you've never seen' is all about, but probably related to what 'most normal, reasonable people' (ie. sjw's) see from their sheltered vistas, as per http://www.contravex.com/2016/04/19/be-vewy-vewy-qwiet-weuh-hunting-wabbits/
11:24 a111 Logged on 2016-10-27 22:11 BingoBoingo: http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2016/10/pickup-truck-headlights-iihs/
11:26 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559587 << why doesn't alf buy new crapbook pro to plug into TWO lg 5k displays ? 5120 x 2880 resolution with 218 ppi yo
11:26 a111 Logged on 2016-10-28 02:09 asciilifeform: in other noose, is ben_vulpes excited to buy the new crapple shitbook pro, missing f-keys and (yes) power jack ?!
11:27 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: which display
11:27 asciilifeform (it only plugs into that one box..?)
11:27 pete_dushenski via 'thunderbolt3', so ya.
11:28 pete_dushenski http://media.idownloadblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/lg-5k-2-1024x782.png <<
11:28 asciilifeform also terrible proportion
11:28 pete_dushenski turns sideways. wat.
11:28 asciilifeform still terrible.
11:28 asciilifeform i have a similar display here, it is barely adequate.
11:28 asciilifeform 16:9 is an evil.
11:29 asciilifeform even if you 9:16ate it.
11:29 asciilifeform (and it goes without saying.)
11:29 pete_dushenski pretty sad that msft is the new aapl anyways. craapl can't make own cinema display anymore while the house that gates built has https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0
11:29 trinque also isn't this the thing with a chip IN THE CABLE?!
11:30 pete_dushenski aha. it.
11:30 asciilifeform trinque: afaik all crapple cables are now 'chipped'
11:30 * trinque can be buried with his thinkpads
11:32 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: that microshit box is suspiciously similar to the circa-2007 projector thing
11:33 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: which one was that ?
11:34 phf ha, i'm at this moment trying to find a couple of matte apple cinema displays. they seem to have completely disappeared from ebay/amazon/... (they've been discontinued for a while now)
11:35 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: e.g., https://archive.is/VcBi6
11:37 pete_dushenski phf: i have 24" and 30" next to me here. found both for sale on kijiji (cdn craigslist)
11:37 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: new one for me
11:41 phf i have two but i want to replace my office monitor, it's a giant dell and it's giving me a headache
11:41 asciilifeform phf: pwm led backlights are great for smashing headaches.
11:41 asciilifeform and 0 other types are, afaik, made today.
11:43 phf ebay ebay ebay, and once the supplies are gone tmsr is going to have a finaly computing solution figured out
11:43 phf *final
11:43 asciilifeform complete with optics, lel.
11:44 asciilifeform alternatively mircea_popescu will teach us how to live well on hercules card with monitor from old 'iskra'.
11:44 pete_dushenski phf: fwiw the eizo 16:10 trio that kicked out my office samsungs cured my daily headaches.
11:44 * trinque moves his fingers instead of his head
11:45 phf hand blown crt tubes
11:45 trinque x1 carbon mounted at eye level works fine
11:45 phf made by trained sluts
11:45 pete_dushenski lol
11:47 phf pete_dushenski: i looked at eizos, but it's another minefield. they seem to have a "prosumer" line, that's the same trash you get elsewhere. and then there's pro line that's 2k+, but you can't just judge by the price. gotta know what you're doing. hence hunting for apple cinemas, i know they worked well for me in the past.
11:49 pete_dushenski https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.06918v1.pdf << latest lulz from google 'ai' dept of 'cryptosystems'
11:49 trinque "we don't know what it did, so it's encrypted!"
11:49 trinque I guess it is, from a perspective
11:51 pete_dushenski phf: fair enough. i actually use acd+eizo(prosumer) combo at home. it's definitely a minefield but i'm very much content with the ev2455 or whatever its called.
11:51 * pete_dushenski can't speak to colouredge, can only dream.
11:51 * trinque imagines the dog cocking his head to the side, wondering at the encryption with which his master speaks
11:52 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: you can always sell one of your old bugatis, and buy a few colouredge!1111
11:53 pete_dushenski trinque: gotta love the 'encrypts selected bits of plaintext' part.
11:53 pete_dushenski ""Interestingly, neural networks can also learn what to encrypt in order to achieve a desired secrecy property while maximizing utility. Thus, when we wish to prevent an adversary from seeing a fragment of a plaintext, or from estimating a function of the plaintext, encryption can be selective, hiding the plaintext only partly." <<
11:53 trinque straight out of the justification for the existence of our department department
11:53 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: le i don't need one ~that~ bad
11:54 pete_dushenski lel*
12:02 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/EDF9365B7D2A57CAD85C300EEABCEBC423E74E3C0EC9D6DDB7744F3A421910A3 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 37551836257268935959723478568763457442860198243540106322393743965390844655421389420208041106693656158402333202209747 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '218.202.140.62 (ssh-rsa key from 218.202.140.62 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt)
12:06 asciilifeform ^ cn
12:15 BingoBoingo In other high crimes, Chrysanthemum theft! https://archive.is/pmudV
~ 22 minutes ~
12:37 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559724 << gold. q: 'i want a deterministic system that behaves securely.' a: 'i know! let's make a dogvomit mold simulator!'
12:37 a111 Logged on 2016-10-28 15:49 pete_dushenski: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.06918v1.pdf << latest lulz from google 'ai' dept of 'cryptosystems'
12:39 asciilifeform speaking of ebay,
12:39 asciilifeform 'This is an unusual and insanely fast capacitor. Ok, a gross overkill, full foil discharge type. The capacitor is rated at 3000V and 0.15uF. It was originally intended to go to a... Give you three guesses and you'll probably hit the nail on the head in the first guess. Anyway it is super small, light weight, 100% reliable, and indefinitely repeatable in the 2500V range. Would be great for large flashlamp triggering or large KDP q-sw
12:39 asciilifeform itches.'
12:39 asciilifeform ^ from one of asciilifeform's favourite sellers
12:40 asciilifeform ^ yes there are n00q partz on junkbay
12:44 BingoBoingo Sweet!
12:44 BingoBoingo Great for triggering very large flashlamp
12:44 asciilifeform nothing magic about these, other than the 'hand-forged golden toilet' aspect.
12:44 asciilifeform platinum-iridium toilet.
12:44 asciilifeform (gold is for 'aspirational14' schmucks!111)
12:45 BingoBoingo WHat better place for large flashlamp
12:45 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: bridgewire detonator, not lamp
12:46 BingoBoingo Right, but just imagine how big of a UV flash you could trigger with it. Self disinfecting showers, etc.
12:49 BingoBoingo OMG arrest the reddit CEO for the same reason as the backpage ceo https://archive.is/74qai
12:51 BingoBoingo And drama thickened https://archive.is/jAUp5
~ 17 minutes ~
13:09 shinohai BingoBoingo: is there a fph thread about this?
13:09 shinohai lol
13:09 BingoBoingo yes
13:09 BingoBoingo there is
13:09 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559721 << i am too busy eating my chocolate-strawberry cake to hear you.
13:09 a111 Logged on 2016-10-28 15:45 phf: made by trained sluts
13:09 shinohai This is too rich
13:09 mircea_popescu (for flavour : the girl that delivered it did so wearing nothing but an apron she had made. which looked great, especially on her. and this morning was... making her shoes. so i was like...oook, what have i done here!)
13:10 mircea_popescu (in fairness - just making new hole in sandal straps, but who can resist.)
13:13 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559726 << well no, it's confuzeled.
13:13 a111 Logged on 2016-10-28 15:49 trinque: I guess it is, from a perspective
13:17 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559754 << no because reddit is part of "our" democracy.
13:17 a111 Logged on 2016-10-28 16:49 BingoBoingo: OMG arrest the reddit CEO for the same reason as the backpage ceo https://archive.is/74qai
13:17 shinohai "If you remember Elliot Roger, he was an incel. basically virgins who're angry at society for not getting women."
13:17 shinohai lollerz
13:17 mircea_popescu OBESE comfort woman ? how the fuck do they omit to mention that lmao
13:18 mircea_popescu who the fuck does blowjobs with a condom anyway ?!
13:18 asciilifeform folks in the land of double-digit hiv (u.s. black cities)
13:19 mircea_popescu uh.
13:19 asciilifeform africa-levels, i shit thee not
13:19 mircea_popescu http://67.media.tumblr.com/1fda86a6f420828426cc4bb2a793da4e/tumblr_nqt669uTaW1sfcru6o1_1280.jpg < meanwhile at the suction farm
13:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform can you even get hiv sucking dick ?!
13:19 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> africa-levels, i shit thee not << Northwest Ohio!
13:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: eventually
13:21 mircea_popescu hm. well this blows.
13:22 BingoBoingo Getting one's dick sucked not a problem. Sucking the dick, problem.
13:24 mircea_popescu i suppose i'm the weirdest person alive then a) never had sex without a condom ; b) never had my cock sucked with a condom.
13:25 mircea_popescu other than the shocking fact that apparently this isn't normal, BingoBoingo 's link also provides a lead to what apparently is a ~community~ based on... not having sex against one's will ? with identity issues and a word for "normies" and everything ?
13:25 mircea_popescu !!up fromloper
13:25 deedbot fromloper voiced for 30 minutes.
13:26 shinohai Will Clinton privilege prevail again? http://archive.is/F9rbH
13:27 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Gotta research late stage fanfiction
13:27 mircea_popescu yeah, it's amazing the shit to be found in the pile.
13:28 mircea_popescu shinohai onoes.
13:29 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo "i'm a woman that only fucks virgins ama" too.
13:30 BingoBoingo ty, shinohai being qntra's right now
13:30 shinohai !~tyvm
13:30 jhvh1 shinohai: Error: "tyvm" is not a valid command.
13:31 shinohai oh it was
13:31 trinque https://archive.is/8D0K0 << hory shit, BingoBoingo was right. the only solution to the elliot equation is faggotry
13:31 * trinque will be lost in this lulzmine for a bit
13:32 mircea_popescu trinque history be your guide.
13:33 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/m0hyq/iama_34_year_old_woman_with_a_virgin_fetish/
13:34 shinohai That post may have given me cancer trinque
13:35 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo that these exist and are distinguishable from fag hags in the field i knew before. then it dawned on me what a field day it must be in the days of reddit etc.
13:35 mircea_popescu then it dawned on me that nope. and then looking through the comments it was confirmed.
13:35 BingoBoingo lol
13:36 BingoBoingo When in doubt sexual novelty on the internet is either Obeast or a 48 year old plumber wearing panties
13:36 mircea_popescu which explains why it's so damned hard to get plumbing work done in any of the large african cities of the banana republic.
13:36 BingoBoingo Indeed
13:37 BingoBoingo But it's also the thing that gets them into doing pipework in the first place
13:37 mircea_popescu hm.
13:43 mircea_popescu lol all the low effort two line trollage. "o dudes gotta pua and lay bitchez!" "oh i blackmailed this chick and she cried the whole time"
13:43 mircea_popescu apparently virginity is as socially fascinating today as 2k years ago
13:50 BingoBoingo lol trinque "On the plus side I'm not technically a virgin anymore I guess. On the con side everybody who called me a faggot in online video games is now technically right"
13:51 mircea_popescu TECHNICALLY
13:52 mircea_popescu because they really meant anything other than "you're this dubiously sexed derp who's going to end up with some dude's dick up your ass because the other dude said so."
13:53 mircea_popescu i'm sorry, i wanna rephrase that. because they really meant anything other than "you're this dubiously sexed derp who's going to end up with a buttfulla dick because the other dude said so."
13:55 BingoBoingo !~bash 6
13:55 jhvh1 Last 6 lines bashed and pending publication
13:57 trinque oh god, such lulz
~ 28 minutes ~
14:25 mircea_popescu meanwhile in the shallow pool, http://67.media.tumblr.com/709eaeefddaac7527a3ba0a2ecbfa177/tumblr_nd1zqaonkG1tvkyubo1_1280.jpg
~ 51 minutes ~
15:16 deedbot http://qntra.net/2016/10/fbi-reopens-investigation-of-hillary-rodham-clintons-emails-after-wikileaks-reveals-deleted-emails-still-exist/ << Qntra - FBI Reopens Investigation Of Hillary Rodham-Clinton's Emails After Wikileaks Reveals Deleted Emails Still Exist
15:25 BingoBoingo My the goings on in the world. What a week to be celebrating continuous sobriety! And I haven't even had my cake yet!
15:26 mircea_popescu poor hillary
15:27 mircea_popescu and she actually thought she was gonna like, win something for once in her life.
15:28 mircea_popescu cnn now running "trump's path to the white house" pieces, etc. it's ~all over.
15:28 BingoBoingo Fuck CNN, KMOX has been glorious today!
15:29 mircea_popescu https://archive.is/3dL8S << not just cnn
15:29 BingoBoingo Amazing WaPo online magazine picked Today of all Todays to complain about Chief Wahoo being in the World Series https://archive.is/6lLaX
15:31 mircea_popescu even salon/michael moore dork.
15:31 mircea_popescu meanwhile in things that actually matter, http://66.media.tumblr.com/84a9e719856d6bfaec115d46b0157e33/tumblr_nmomt6WsRp1u9sycbo1_400.gif
15:39 BingoBoingo In other Securit-Key news http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/10/27/woman-surprised-stolen-car-returned-apology-note-gas-money/
15:39 BingoBoingo "As it happens, some older Subaru models have ignition keys that sometimes work in any number of other Subaru vehicles. The car the “thief” was looking for was sitting a block away the entire time."
15:43 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2016/10/fbi-reopens-investigation-of-hillary-rodham-clintons-emails-after-wikileaks-reveals-deleted-emails-still-exist/ << Updated with new lulz
15:45 shinohai https://github.com/blog/2273-incident-report-inadvertent-private-repository-disclosure <<< shithub lolz
15:58 trinque BingoBoingo: missed opportunity for "Dirty Weiner" in title
15:59 BingoBoingo trinque: Dirty weiner discovery happened after gloating and authoring piece
16:00 trinque not like this gusher's going to run out of lulz any time soon
16:01 BingoBoingo Hard to say. She could just stroke out.
16:05 shinohai I used that as basis for my Qntest submission: http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/#comment-76612
16:05 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/FEF1C6C9A890941640110AD479AFDEDCC6132445EEFB2D1F31C1D58AFF1DC4F4 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99319465194670868101345891624117322377222977433808483462332438176091472945093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.13.9 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.13.9 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.13.9@mkj.lt>; '
16:05 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/5A35236F137FD211F772259BD5287EDE9AA09CD8A275F881C74BD97AB8BD0545 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99319465194670868101345891624117322377222977433808483462332438176091472945093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.3.189 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.3.189 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.3.189@mkj.lt>;
16:05 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D21502DDC614160506D49019E3A101B1D769C3A49597CAB4B67CBBC0EF4E7592 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99319465194670868101345891624117322377222977433808483462332438176091472945093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.1.5 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.1.5 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.1.5@mkj.lt>; '
16:05 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/8F949C482D230ADA81BFECE7760FD7F88B390232D14960D68D8D21112967151F << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 11520742314723813746227292269224645943940995018994626667635659533585100550197225430962756297095765291615753812877399232796946497787103544147241860465489889 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '183.246.76.186 (ssh-rsa key from 183.246.76.186 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger
16:05 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/E32A980A153D1BD323493B5F6A6EF42AD702773A85D9B1DDAA7F1F90C1FFEB25 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 11520742314723813746227292269224645943940995018994626667635659533585100550197225430962756297095765291615753812877399232796946497787103544147241860465489889 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '183.246.86.107 (ssh-rsa key from 183.246.86.107 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger
16:07 BingoBoingo ty 4ur submission
16:08 shinohai I fucked up and put an apostrophe in there, but oh well
16:15 phf for apple people here, i guess, ben_vulpes? https://twitter.com/stroughtonsmith/status/791872723681239040 "Touch Bar runs watchOS, and macOS sends it framebuffer data over USB. This presumably then relays multitouch events back to macOS."
16:16 trinque ow, my head
16:16 trinque what, EFI wasn't enough?
16:17 trinque gotta have as many systems in systems as possible; it makes hackers too tired to do the deed
16:31 jurov mircea_popescu: pls to mpex
16:41 ben_vulpes trinque: i have no words
16:49 trinque inb4 touchpad becomes an ipad mini
~ 17 minutes ~
17:06 mircea_popescu jurov on it
17:07 mircea_popescu for the record : proposing that hillary being elected would be "a victory for women" is entirely like imagining the la lakers winning a game is exercise for everyone in los angeles.
~ 19 minutes ~
17:26 deedbot http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/28/is-so-unfair-cycle-9/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 9
17:27 mircea_popescu and in other sweet 16 boobage, http://67.media.tumblr.com/f5ba17631a26a7e37c39b6c9654113b3/tumblr_norgj3StNu1uo56n1o1_1280.jpg
17:30 asciilifeform https://archive.is/pXCyB << in other lulz, microshit Rises Again (or at least thinks it does)
17:40 BingoBoingo http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559853 << There's 3 days left until the weens are hallowed. Who else other than diana_coman and danielpbarron has stories? Or at a minimum speculums of where I'm taking Elliot and James.
17:40 a111 Logged on 2016-10-28 21:26 deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/28/is-so-unfair-cycle-9/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 9
17:41 * BingoBoingo still waiting for alf fanfic submission to drop
17:42 * asciilifeform has quite full hands
17:43 BingoBoingo Everyone has full hands. The question is how people refresh their holding ability so that their hands might become still fuller.
17:44 asciilifeform http://gaugeboson.com/electronics/rf.html << unrelated but good pr0n
17:45 asciilifeform http://gaugeboson.com/electronics/IMG_5579L.jpg << in particular is reminiscent of the 'not-so-integrated' circuits made in '60s su
17:48 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559844 << that's one way to ensure your box isn't compatible with unofficial osen : give it two!
17:48 a111 Logged on 2016-10-28 20:15 phf: for apple people here, i guess, ben_vulpes? https://twitter.com/stroughtonsmith/status/791872723681239040 "Touch Bar runs watchOS, and macOS sends it framebuffer data over USB. This presumably then relays multitouch events back to macOS."
17:49 pete_dushenski want to use gentoo or even so much as osx10.8 ? enjoy using an external keyboard on the airplane because there's no other way to use f-keys
17:49 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: paying the crapple tax and then running linux is epic waste
17:50 asciilifeform whatever point there is to buying the box, it is to use the sun/sgi-like vertical integration
17:50 asciilifeform (i can't think of any other)
17:50 asciilifeform why the fuck would you buy the world's least-documented x86 box to gentoo on..?
17:51 pete_dushenski for aesthetes, it's not what's in the box, it's... the box.
17:51 asciilifeform mega-aesthetics when half of the peripherals dun work.
17:52 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559782 << the former is highly unusual (which never made sense to me personally) while the latter is super goddam normal
17:52 a111 Logged on 2016-10-28 17:24 mircea_popescu: i suppose i'm the weirdest person alive then a) never had sex without a condom ; b) never had my cock sucked with a condom.
17:53 pete_dushenski i dun even think i ever HEARD of a dude getting lid with a dome on. it'd be like fucking an earhole or something.
17:53 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: you clearly dun get fashion.
17:54 pete_dushenski that half the peripherals don't work is ~ironic~. see ? zhe didn't even want them to work
17:54 pete_dushenski so, they don't. it's a match made in heaven.
17:54 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski apparently it's standard fare in reddit land.
17:55 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: http://www.thetoysavenue.com/gallery/vtech-learning-laptop/vtech_learning_laptop_1.jpg << nah, this here is the correct laptop for such folx
17:56 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: bizarre
17:56 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: too poorfaggy
17:58 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559822 << even shillary mouthpiece fivethirtyeight (nate silver) has her lead slipping. http://archive.is/9R8Ym
17:58 a111 Logged on 2016-10-28 19:28 mircea_popescu: cnn now running "trump's path to the white house" pieces, etc. it's ~all over.
17:58 pete_dushenski although natedog still has shillz at 81.2% to 18.7% 'chance of winning'
18:00 pete_dushenski needless to say i've doubled down on my meatspace wagers. even if i never set foot in the states again, trump WILL get me paid.
18:02 pete_dushenski !~ticker --market all
18:02 jhvh1 pete_dushenski: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 685.5, vol: 3916.84159109 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 680.998, vol: 4286.93499 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 690.77, vol: 9933.29115578 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 693.927025, vol: 2490374.58530000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 688.119, vol: 1327.22650159 | Volume-weighted last average: 693.876224359
18:06 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Y no fanfic?
18:11 BingoBoingo Anyways Is So Unfair Cycle 10 is quickly become the longest entry so far because the Elliot/James slashfic reached the slash portion.
18:11 pete_dushenski same reason as b4
18:12 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: But it is for a good cause! The cultural output of the Republic is a demonstration of Republican supremacy!
18:15 pete_dushenski https://sourceable.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/timber-skyscraper-chicago.jpg << in other wood without condoms, a proposed 80-story TIMBER skyscraper in chiraq
18:17 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/#comment-76521 << my cultural contribution for the week. it's what i could muster.
18:21 * BingoBoingo honestly surprised the Pinoys haven't flooded the Qntest yet
18:27 shinohai too much work for them, requires formulating actual thoughts
~ 35 minutes ~
19:02 BingoBoingo shinohai: Do your Eulora recruits know about Qntest?
19:05 shinohai Doubtful ... the 0.00013% that made it or whatever
19:07 BingoBoingo How many remain?
19:08 deedbot http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/28/is-so-unfair-cycle-10/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 10
19:08 BingoBoingo ^ The gore you have all been waiting for is here
19:08 shinohai hmmm none presently xD
19:09 * BingoBoingo worries he might have gone a bit light on the gore.
19:10 BingoBoingo Anyways story not yet over.
19:11 BingoBoingo Perhaps related http://epmonthly.com/article/theres-alien-inside/
~ 18 minutes ~
19:30 BingoBoingo “Hottest beer cart girls in the Midwest serving drinks on selected holes.” http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article111168492.html#storylink=latest_side
~ 16 minutes ~
19:46 BingoBoingo !~bcstats
19:46 mod6 BingoBoingo: s/would/wound/
19:46 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: Current Blocks: 436363 | Current Difficulty: 2.5361824664148953E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 437471 | Next Difficulty In: 1108 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 0 days, 9 hours, 16 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
19:47 BingoBoingo ty fxd
19:48 shinohai heya mod6 ... another week done?
19:48 mod6 yup
19:48 mod6 how's it goin?
19:55 shinohai Pretty good here and yourself?
19:56 mod6 better now! :]
20:06 BingoBoingo The butthertz of the day, preserved in Amber https://archive.is/etZS7
20:07 BingoBoingo brb caek
~ 15 minutes ~
20:22 mircea_popescu caek is good.
20:25 mircea_popescu http://66.media.tumblr.com/0176e6c6cd969553e9531335abcce742/tumblr_nmdhefuPg21u1s2wgo1_1280.jpg << icescreams is bettar.
20:25 shinohai caek and limonada
~ 28 minutes ~
20:54 shinohai bwahahaha this scam is getting fun to watch: https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_zec
~ 1 hours 10 minutes ~
22:04 pete_dushenski shinohai: kraken similarly poisoned (if sewage could be thusly degraded) : http://www.contravex.com/2016/07/15/suppose-we-have-an-exchange-that-due-to-resource-limitations-is-limited-to-5-decimal-places-for-orders-or-how-kraken-is-scamming-to-stay-solvent/#comment-51846
22:06 shinohai bwahahahaha
22:09 pete_dushenski given that it'd be 9 months since zooko's pathetic 'white paper' i thought usg.idjits had given up on him altogether, but i guess the etherape forced them to reconsider even their most ill-advised projects and implement anything at all if even just so they could keep talking about themselves
22:10 pete_dushenski *it'd been
22:11 shinohai pete_dushenski: did my comment get lost or does it have to be moderated ?
22:11 * pete_dushenski checks
22:12 pete_dushenski it's there so chances are it was a cache hold-up and you just need to refresh the page to see it.
22:12 shinohai ah!
22:13 shinohai I see it now thanks
22:13 pete_dushenski lol nice avatar btw
22:13 shinohai how dafuq did covertress avatar show up there?
22:14 shinohai O.o
22:14 pete_dushenski lol that wasn't intentional ??
22:15 shinohai no
22:15 * pete_dushenski thought it was tres cheeky
22:15 shinohai xD
22:16 shinohai works off gravatar I see?
22:16 shinohai BITCH STOLE MY EMAIL
22:19 ben_vulpes wat?
22:20 ben_vulpes that's pretty rich
~ 19 minutes ~
22:40 pete_dushenski shinohai: http://www.contravex.com/2016/07/15/suppose-we-have-an-exchange-that-due-to-resource-limitations-is-limited-to-5-decimal-places-for-orders-or-how-kraken-is-scamming-to-stay-solvent/#comment-51901
22:42 * shinohai L'Chaim [~]D
22:42 pete_dushenski http://archive.is/vAoKM << relevant to latest crapbook pro news. basically a variant of 'living in a post-steve world' from contravex
~ 28 minutes ~
23:10 asciilifeform https://archive.is/7cG8b << lulzy, they did indeed bake a new ethereum.
23:11 asciilifeform because, and as i said before, there is ~unlimited supply of academitards etc. ready to play.
23:12 shinohai They fucking "LIVE STREAMED" the Genesis block.
23:14 asciilifeform https://github.com/zcash/zips/blob/master/protocol/protocol.pdf << it is not necessary to read all of this to understand the 'catch', it is the same as with the earlier 'ring signatures' crapolade
23:14 asciilifeform and with tor
23:15 asciilifeform the baked-in unspoken presumption that no one will have sufficiently panopticonic view of the ledger to compute the obfuscated numbers
23:16 asciilifeform the linked alt also introduces a backbreaking pseudomathematical turd, similar to the one discussed in the homomorphism thread a while back
23:17 asciilifeform lulzily, they import all of (yes) prb...
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