Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans
← 2014-07-20 | 2014-07-22 → ↓
00:26 xanthyos is that the real marc summers?
00:26 xanthyos of nickelodeon's double dare?
00:26 xanthyos sorry i'm new here, but respect of it is!
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00:49 mircea_popescu !up MarcSummers
00:49 mircea_popescu MarcSummers are you the real marc summers ? :p
00:55 benkay <Basquiat_> bitstein: http://claritycurrency.com/ the latest in bitcoin startup scams // omg the scrolling divs
00:55 assbot Clarity Currency Management | Home
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01:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 59 @ 0.01282283 = 0.7565 BTC [-] {7}
~ 18 minutes ~
01:35 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: * asciilifeform uses headphones mainly to 'turn off hearing' to improve concentration. < you wear those cause model m, admit it! << such zing :D
01:36 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
01:36 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 620.09, Best ask: 621.99, Bid-ask spread: 1.90000, Last trade: 620.08, 24 hour volume: 1743.48584101, 24 hour low: 620.0, 24 hour high: 628.76, 24 hour vwap: 622.95275537
01:41 mircea_popescu miasma epidemiology huh ? good one.
01:44 mircea_popescu if that 6th chip actually delivers what they claim it delivers... holy hell what comes after yotta ?
~ 32 minutes ~
02:16 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/995/ukraine-ceasefire-will-be-reported-before-aug-20/ check that out lol
02:16 assbot BitBet - Ukraine ceasefire will be reported before Aug 20 :: 0.2 B (16%) on Yes, 1.07 B (84%) on No | closing in 4 weeks 17 hours | weight: 98`801 (100`000 to 1)
02:17 mircea_popescu what ceasefire, that thing'll be going for a decade.
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02:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.15691 = 1.5691 BTC [-] {2}
02:55 fluffypony http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyimages/2024.jpg
03:01 cazalla as if parents used the internet "then"
~ 1 hours 22 minutes ~
04:24 jurov <mircea_popescu> basically god is just this very large dice assemblage in non-space, feeding all the quarks dicerolls.<< i suspect he actually uses prng with fixed seed
04:24 mircea_popescu lol
04:24 mircea_popescu just very large ?
04:24 jurov needs not even be so large
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04:49 BingoBoingo God is actually just the old Debian RNG flaw, n always ===== 6
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05:39 BingoBoingo !up adrrr
05:40 adrrr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiP-h4KYnHY
05:42 adrrr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_wymk8ORQ
05:47 adrrr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohHnHcBFSqY
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07:00 BingoBoingo %d
07:01 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
07:01 gribble Current Blocks: 311811 | Current Difficulty: 1.733631697850783E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 312479 | Next Difficulty In: 668 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 13 hours, 3 minutes, and 40 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 19100391549.6 | Estimated Percent Change: 10.1756
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07:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 230 @ 0.00300029 = 0.6901 BTC [-] {3}
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08:06 jurov http://www.businessinsider.com/harry-devert-found-dead-in-mexico-2014-7 someone here wanted to travel to conference on land?
08:06 assbot Harry Devert Found Dead In Mexico - Business Insider
08:08 mircea_popescu sooo... dns doesn't want to propagate ;/
08:13 dub your soa dont exist
08:15 mircea_popescu meh
08:15 dub create a records for ns1/2 polimedia
08:16 mircea_popescu i r
08:17 mircea_popescu dub do you see an ip for n1/n2 ?
08:18 dub no
08:18 dub 'gendns' doesnt have the records
08:18 mircea_popescu namecheap is LYING TO ME
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08:35 dub !up Mats_cd03
08:35 Mats_cd03 my nigga
08:38 Mats_cd03 http://hashcrack.org/page?n=21072014
08:38 assbot Hashcrack - Vitaly Nikolenko
08:39 Mats_cd03 http://youtu.be/pLaJliu2_pI
08:39 assbot C64 SID-Chip programmer took a hit of his bong - YouTube
08:53 dub mircea_popescu: now ns1/2 need to no they are soa for mpex.co
08:53 dub s/no/know jesus
08:53 mircea_popescu lol
08:53 mircea_popescu they've been telling me they know for an hour
08:55 jurov dub where you got it from? i can't dig anything about mpex.co from here
08:55 dub I cheated
08:56 dub # dig ns1.polimedia.us @ns11.gendns.com +short
08:56 dub 185.28.190.143
08:56 mircea_popescu aha yep
08:56 mircea_popescu http://who.is/whois/mpex.ws << it's there, for instance.
08:56 assbot Mpex.ws Whois Lookup - Who.is - Who.is
08:57 dub add that to your host file, and the problem moves to ns1|2.polimedia refusing to recurse for mpex.co
08:57 dub which likely means they are not soa for it
08:59 dub either you have no mpex.co zone on there or its waiting a rehup oslt
09:00 dub some providers do a 6 hour push for eg
09:00 mircea_popescu im on it, finally got everything in hand
09:00 mircea_popescu damned dns finnickiness
09:02 * dub tries to dos mpex
09:02 mircea_popescu awww
09:02 dub left a sleep out of my loop :)
09:12 jurov https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TuTLHf_xyiw/U8zB7KkTl_I/AAAAAAAAA5E/J6LywN8AI1A/w540-h809-no/staticka-elektrina.jpg
09:12 dub lel
09:12 dub toe'd out
09:16 jurov up Duffer1
09:16 jurov !up Duffer1
09:16 BingoBoingo %t
09:16 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 211 Ask: 238 Last Price: 222 24h-Vol: 14k High: 222 Low: 222 VWAP: 221
09:17 jurov !up Rulother
09:17 jurov !up zoinky
09:17 jurov !up nubbins`
09:17 zoinky 30 minutes of voice
09:17 zoinky so graced
09:17 nubbins` buenas
09:18 jurov zoinky tell us something about you
09:23 fluffypony tell us your innermost feelings and concerns
09:24 zoinky pressure is killing me
09:33 jurov lol
09:33 mircea_popescu !s proxies
09:33 assbot 173 results for 'proxies' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=proxies
09:34 mircea_popescu $proxies mpex.ws mpex.bz
09:34 empyex mircea_popescu: Temporarily saved.
09:34 empyex mircea_popescu: Proxies: mpex.ws mpex.bz MPEx-Status: Error reaching trade engine (change: $proxies <newlist>)
09:34 mircea_popescu $s
09:34 mircea_popescu $mpexlag
09:34 empyex mircea_popescu: Error reaching trade engine
09:34 mircea_popescu tsk
09:34 jurov prolly hardwired to mpex.co
09:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1000 @ 0.00307014 = 3.0701 BTC [-] {2}
09:35 mircea_popescu aite well, that's that. mpex back online.
09:35 mircea_popescu i am a man with a much whiter beard.
09:35 jurov 2FB7B452 is the new key?
09:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 531 @ 0.00309733 = 1.6447 BTC [+] {10}
09:36 mircea_popescu making a post nao.
09:36 jurov not it is not
09:39 pankkake mpex extradited from .co?
09:40 mircea_popescu so it is lol.
09:50 mircea_popescu http://mpex.ws/faq.html#8 << here we go.
09:52 pankkake !up boobsboobs
09:55 BingoBoingo Hello boobsboobs
09:58 BingoBoingo !up mike_c
09:59 mike_c thx
10:01 BingoBoingo Death is on its last legs https://atc.waroflife.com/gow/13/
10:01 assbot Game 13 - Death 1402 Life 8598 Year 980 - War of Life
10:02 mircea_popescu game 13 ?! wasn't it 17 ?
10:02 mircea_popescu o atc nm
10:03 mike_c bout time death took an ass kicking
10:03 mircea_popescu can death be killed ?
10:04 asciilifeform '... and with strange eons even death may die.'
10:04 mircea_popescu hehe
10:05 jurov death dies last
10:07 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=703330.0
10:07 assbot How can this friend successfully ipo?
10:08 * jurov reads and chokes
10:09 mircea_popescu don't choke, swallow.
10:09 danielpbarron https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+20:14&version=NKJV
10:09 assbot Revelation 20:14 NKJV - Then Death and Hades were cast into the - Bible Gateway
10:12 mircea_popescu lol @that ipo
10:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 70 @ 0.01267562 = 0.8873 BTC [-] {8}
10:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 56 @ 0.01387588 = 0.777 BTC [+] {3}
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10:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 68 @ 0.0124004 = 0.8432 BTC [-] {3}
10:55 thestringpuller !s mpex update
10:55 assbot 15 results for 'mpex update' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=mpex+update
10:56 BingoBoingo http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/0/6/0/297060.jpg?v=1
11:00 mircea_popescu thestringpuller it's up.
11:02 thestringpuller is it?
11:02 thestringpuller MPEx is unreachable for me lol
11:03 thestringpuller it's cool I should be working instead of trading right now
11:04 mike_c it got extradited to western samoa
11:04 mike_c http://mpex.ws
11:04 assbot MPEx, the Bitcoin securities exchange.
11:05 mircea_popescu ;;google .bz tld
11:05 gribble .bz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.bz>; Nic.bz: <http://nic.bz/>; .BZ - ccTLD (country code top level domain) for Belize - Name.com: <https://www.name.com/domains/bz>
11:05 mircea_popescu belize and samoa.
11:06 mircea_popescu anyway, ima have more later on, just, wanted to get it back online asap.
11:06 jurov so it works with the old key?
11:06 dub seems a little quiet
11:07 jurov thestringpuller wants me to enable coinbr, is it possible?
11:07 mircea_popescu $proxies
11:07 empyex mircea_popescu: Proxies: mpex.ws mpex.bz MPEx-Status: Error reaching trade engine (change: $proxies <newlist>)
11:07 mircea_popescu jurov no, needs new key. it's in the faq http://mpex.ws/faq.html#8
11:08 mircea_popescu and yes you can enable coinbr.
11:08 thestringpuller ah I see
11:08 mircea_popescu use either .bz or ws at your option
11:08 asciilifeform where'd 'co' go ?
11:09 jurov hm i stopped looking on http://mpex.ws/faq.html#3, there's still old keyid
11:09 pankkake and how do we trust the new key?
11:10 mircea_popescu pankkake it's signed by me.
11:10 jurov !ident mircea_popescu
11:10 jurov ;;ident mircea_popescu
11:10 gribble Nick 'mircea_popescu', with hostmask 'mircea_popescu!~Mircea@pdpc/supporter/silver/mircea-popescu', is identified as user 'mircea_popescu', with GPG key id 8A736F0E2FB7B452, key fingerprint 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452, and bitcoin address None
11:10 mircea_popescu jurov that's MY key. of course it's the same.
11:11 jurov how do you mean? A57D509A is different one
11:11 jurov btw, how do i ask the keyserver who signed it?
11:11 mircea_popescu are you using a cached copy of the faq ?
11:12 mircea_popescu and one sec i;'ll link you.
11:12 pankkake the keyserver should give you the key and its sub-signatures
11:12 jurov 02DD2D91 ... browser prolly cached it
11:12 thestringpuller ctrl-shift-r
11:13 mircea_popescu http://pgp.surfnet.nl:11371/pks/lookup?op=vindex&fingerprint=on&search=0x02DD2D91 << thjere
11:13 assbot Search results for '0x02dd2d91'
11:13 jurov gpg--recv-key 02DD2D91 said: PGP trust model
11:13 jurov gpg: depth: 0 valid: 3 signed: 2 trust: 0-, 0q, 0n, 0m, 0f, 3u
11:13 jurov gpg: depth: 1 valid: 2 signed: 0 trust: 2-, 0q, 0n, 0m, 0f, 0u
11:14 jurov there seems like useful info hidden there
11:15 mircea_popescu jurov anyway, on faq #3 the only key is mine. it's not changed.
11:17 jurov i see, the #3 is for something else..derrrrrrp
11:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform co's taking a little break, back later.
11:19 mircea_popescu dub seems a little quiet << assbot won't relay till i get a hold of kako to allow teh connections.
11:20 dub I was watching the site but yes I see a trade now
11:29 asciilifeform obligatory: http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/E8C0827C6A36BD44C145B0011ABD54B5A9577022F1486911951958E4E870BB29
11:29 assbot Welcome | Phuctor
11:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 370 @ 0.00310735 = 1.1497 BTC [+] {4}
11:34 mircea_popescu asciilifeform pretty neat huh
11:35 asciilifeform anybody here into optics ?
11:35 dub what, like pr0n?
11:35 mircea_popescu im into bed. laters!
11:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu goodnight
11:36 asciilifeform dub: regardless of whether for pr0n or not
11:39 dub ...
11:40 asciilifeform looking for info/experiences with chinese industrial cameras
11:43 dub http://rt.com/news/174412-malaysia-plane-russia-ukraine/
11:45 punkman asciilifeform: you putting together a pick n place?
11:45 asciilifeform punkman: not actively, but slowly contemplating it when not doing other things
11:46 punkman I got a few chinese industrial lenses, you probably want to avoid the cheap ones
11:46 dub jurov: coinbr etr?
11:46 asciilifeform punkman: almost certainly going to build an automatic paste printer, however. pumping paste through a handheld nozzle under microscope is a misery.
11:46 asciilifeform and stencils suck.
11:48 punkman only tried plain soldering under microscope, very tiring indeed
11:49 nubbins` ;;view 21116
11:49 gribble #21116 Sun Jul 20 15:55:46 2014 nubbins` BUY 1.0 2011 1BTC Brass Series-2 Casascius @ 1.3 BTC (Price flexible, depending on condition)
11:49 punkman here's a relaxing landscape http://i.imgur.com/DRRKbHw.jpg
11:49 nubbins` really didn't think they'd be this hard to find
11:50 jurov coinbr is on, since now.
11:50 jurov just need to fix the data on order screen
11:53 BingoBoingo %d
11:53 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 687182.56 Est. Next Diff: 660481.28 in 1724 blocks (#42336) Est. % Change: -3.89
11:53 BingoBoingo %ob
11:53 atcbot 12k@240 40k@238 5k@237 | 57k@211 183k@210 200k@202
11:53 dub jurov: orders cancelled or is that what you are fixing
11:53 jurov no orders should be cancelled (maybe except X.EUR)
11:54 dub dashboard sowing no orders since a few minues
11:54 dub minutes*
11:54 jurov fuck no.. they were renumbered???
11:55 jurov /facedesk
11:55 dub also the balances are missing the amount that was in the orders
11:55 jurov where is mircea?
11:55 jurov oinbr will go offline till i sort out the mess
11:56 benkay http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/11/116066/2283684-Jimmy_bieber_Popcorn_cu-thumb-350x197-14878.gif
11:57 nubbins` ;;seen mircea_popescu
11:57 gribble mircea_popescu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 22 minutes and 2 seconds ago: <mircea_popescu> im into bed. laters!
11:59 jurov def snafu(self):
11:59 jurov flash("Sorry, CoinBr is read-only due to mpex recovery processing. Normal service will resume shortly.",'warning')
11:59 jurov i have a dedicated method for it by now...
12:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.79167912 BTC to 12`353 shares, 14504 satoshi per share
12:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 234 @ 0.00311 = 0.7277 BTC [+]
12:00 dub glhf
12:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 18.26180944 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 1588 satoshi per share
12:03 nubbins` glhf, sweet acro
12:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 568 @ 0.00300036 = 1.7042 BTC [-] {5}
12:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 203 @ 0.00298447 = 0.6058 BTC [-] {7}
12:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 500 @ 0.0029808 = 1.4904 BTC [-] {4}
12:21 penguirker New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/fxcm/
12:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1102 @ 0.00295302 = 3.2542 BTC [-] {6}
12:28 FabianB $mpexstatus
12:28 empyex FabianB: Proxies: mpex.ws mpex.bz MPEx-Status: 748 milliseconds (change: $proxies <newlist>)
12:33 FabianB ;;later tell mircea_popescu how about revoking A57D509A ?
12:33 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:46 FabianB MPEx.rb users: just change "mpexkeyid" in $HOME/.mpex/config.yaml to 02DD2D91 and sign it before usage
12:51 jurov coinbr should be okay now, check your accounts
12:52 jurov mpex broker really cannot be done by someone like benkay who needs all things to be neatly lined up
12:52 jurov this would drive them crazy
12:53 jurov how would one prepare a recovery process for exchange chaging all the order IDs?
12:54 nubbins` lel
12:55 pankkake ask them to fix their shit? well…
12:55 pankkake my account looks ok
12:55 jurov oh yes calling mircea off from blowjob and ask him to change order IDs back?
12:55 jurov riiiight
12:56 jurov at least coinbr got the dubious privilege of managing order #1
12:58 kakobrekla ;;later tell mircea_popescu yes.
12:58 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:59 fluffypony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pz3syET3DY
12:59 assbot Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Prison (HBO) - YouTube
13:07 assbot Doffx +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
13:11 pankkake if only a thing such as guids existed!
13:11 pankkake !up Doffx
13:12 Doffx Oh, cool thank you.
13:13 Doffx Its been a while since I was on IRC.
13:13 Doffx What rating do you need in WOT to get level 2?
13:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.00275905 = 0.5518 BTC [+]
13:14 FabianB doesn't depend on rating amount
13:15 thestringpuller ;;gettrust Doffx assbot
13:15 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user Doffx to user assbot: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=Doffx&dest=assbot | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=assbot | Rated since: Fri Apr 11 02:04:55 2014
13:15 FabianB only whom you connect with
13:15 thestringpuller ;;gettrust Doffx
13:15 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask Doffx!~doff@173-10-74-110-BusName-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Doffx: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 3 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Doffx | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Doffx | Rated since: Sat Apr 21 16:07:28 2012
13:15 thestringpuller If I was id'ed I'd rate you
13:15 thestringpuller can't do that till I get to my key machine
13:16 thestringpuller Doffx: ^
13:16 Doffx Ahh gotcha.
13:16 thickasthieves “In order to ensure that the Island’s [Isle of Man] international reputation is maintained, it has been decided that certain activities relating to virtual currencies should be brought within the Anti-Money Laundering/Countering the Financing of Terrorism (“AML/CFT”) framework. "
13:19 Doffx Anything good happening, its been a long while, I used to live in this channel not too long ago.
13:20 Doffx I think after watching several exchanges go down, and luckily not losing anything I stopped logging in.
13:20 pankkake ;;rate Doffx 1 #bitcoin-assets +v
13:20 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Doffx has been recorded.
13:20 Doffx Thanks!
13:20 pankkake I almost lost to Bitcoin-24 (anyone remembers that one?)
13:21 pankkake apparently was ran by a teenager on a personal account
13:21 Doffx I remember it, he had margin trading going if I remember correctly early on.
13:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 20 @ 0.02890175 = 0.578 BTC [-]
13:22 Doffx I also remember an article talking about his age and that he had a ton of btc.
13:22 Doffx If its the same one.
13:24 pankkake perhaps
13:29 jurov http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/07/21/chinese_uni_students_pop_tesla_model_s/ ofc
13:29 assbot Students hack Tesla Model S, make all its doors pop open IN MOTION The Register
13:30 jurov kakobrekla if you want nejc to have a lil accident...
13:32 thestringpuller Wasn't bitcoin-24 some like asian kid just getting in college?
13:35 FabianB nah, that was bitcoinica
13:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 565 @ 0.00277204 = 1.5662 BTC [+] {5}
13:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 354 @ 0.00284409 = 1.0068 BTC [+] {5}
13:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 536 @ 0.00311994 = 1.6723 BTC [+] {2}
13:44 BingoBoingo Generally Azn kids + Australia ==== Scam, ex, Zhou Tong, Trade Fartress
13:44 thickasthieves zhou tong makes dope songs tho
13:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 34 @ 0.02890175 = 0.9827 BTC [-]
13:55 fluffypony http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/south-africa
13:55 assbot 31 Pictures That Prove South Africa Is The Craziest Place On Earth
14:02 asciilifeform http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-21/goldman-managing-director-found-dead-apparent-kite-surfing-accident
14:06 thickasthieves next time dont fuck with my NFLX short!
14:16 xmj how much of a difference exists between doing business in the US and A with a) a LLC or b) a C corporation?
14:24 mike_c i've heard anecdotally that companies don't like to sign contracts with LLCs, but not sure why.
14:24 benkay <jurov> mpex broker really cannot be done by someone like benkay who needs all things to be neatly lined up // lining things up neatly first makes dealing with the inevitable manual stuff vastly less of a headache.
14:25 * xmj annoyed.
14:25 * xmj much annoyed
14:25 benkay i don't *need* things any particular way. i *build* things a certain way to reduce my future headache.
14:25 xmj benkay: PM.
14:26 benkay <jurov> how would one prepare a recovery process for exchange chaging all the order IDs? // gotta be manual.
14:26 benkay (who knows...)
14:26 jurov that isn't substantially different from what i wrote
14:28 benkay just addressing your mischaracterization of me. just because i have opinions about mpex agent's test suite doesn't mean i don't do manual data munging (or have people do it) when appropriate.
14:28 Pierre_Rochard xmj: do you want pass-through taxation or not? That (to my strictly accounting-based knowledge) is the primary difference
14:29 thickasthieves LLC's are "looser", less formalized than a normal corp (less meeting/documentation requirements, flexible accounting), money is passed through to partners for taxation, rtaher than taxed at corp level,
14:29 benkay re llc vs c-corp, i've seen no difference.
14:29 benkay c's can own llc's, and vice versa.
14:30 thickasthieves a startup can pass losses to personal taxes
14:34 BingoBoingo Muddling up shit even more are S corps
14:36 jurov benkay, i like to tease you. but still, dreaming of building full-stack mpex model which will get obsolete on mircea's whims...
14:36 jurov at this point i feel mpexagent can be tested sufficiently by replaying its own log
14:42 jurov pympex updated
~ 55 minutes ~
15:38 jurov $proxies
15:38 empyex jurov: Proxies: mpex.ws mpex.bz MPEx-Status: 1028 milliseconds Current MPEx GPG-Key-ID: 02DD2D91 (change: $proxies <newlist>)
15:39 jurov $proxies mpex.ws mpex.bz mpex.coinbr.com
15:39 empyex jurov: Temporarily saved.
15:39 empyex jurov: Proxies: mpex.ws mpex.bz mpex.coinbr.com MPEx-Status: 422 milliseconds Current MPEx GPG-Key-ID: 02DD2D91 (change: $proxies <newlist>)
15:41 BingoBoingo !mpif
15:41 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021701 B (Total: 474.55 B). Delta: -0.73 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00023849 BTC [+]
15:50 asciilifeform Mats_cd03: re: c64 SID: http://www.loper-os.org/vintage/parallelsid/parasid.html
15:50 assbot Parallel Port SID6581 Interface
~ 17 minutes ~
16:08 bitcoinpete "China signed a bilateral currency swap agreement worth 150 billion yuan ($24.17 billion) with the Swiss central bank, which can invest up to 15 billion yuan in China's bond market."
16:10 thestringpuller bitcoinpete: all out war on the dollar now. ;)
16:10 bitcoinpete it's heating up
~ 39 minutes ~
16:50 * mircea_popescu goes to message assbot, messages assboy instead.
16:50 mircea_popescu nohomo.
16:50 mircea_popescu FabianB why ?
16:50 thestringpuller assboy
16:50 thestringpuller lol
16:52 mircea_popescu ;;seen pizzaman1337
16:52 gribble pizzaman1337 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 17 weeks, 2 days, 21 hours, 3 minutes, and 55 seconds ago: <pizzaman1337> [unreliable source?]
16:52 kakobrekla assboy lol
16:52 kakobrekla pizza is around just not typing here.
16:52 mircea_popescu o just the man i wanted to see.
16:53 mircea_popescu jurov: coinbr will go offline till i sort out the mess << ohai.
16:57 pizzaman1337 oh hey, now I can talk
16:57 mircea_popescu jurov:how would one prepare a recovery process for exchange chaging all the order IDs? << order ids have always been a motherfucking bitch. new trade engine install, so there's that. sorry j!
16:57 mircea_popescu pizzaman1337 :p
16:57 mircea_popescu don't you now feel sheshul.
16:58 pizzaman1337 very sheshuled
17:00 mircea_popescu !up Doffx
17:00 pizzaman1337 kakobrekla: long time no-see. bit4x going well still?
17:00 mircea_popescu Doffx : all you need is for anyone in assbot's direct trust ring to rate you positively.
17:01 kakobrekla pizzaman1337 world domination proceeding as planned.
17:01 mircea_popescu pizzaman1337 no, he's just losing 1% a month.
17:01 mircea_popescu which means he'll be the last btc biz to fail, but it'll still be a FAIL
17:01 kakobrekla that is completley another scam.
17:01 kakobrekla dont mix the two.
17:02 mircea_popescu this is what pirate said!
17:02 kakobrekla hehe
17:03 pizzaman1337 -1%/month sounds like world domination to me. almost.
17:03 pizzaman1337 kakobrekla: are those guys still planning on setting up an exchange?
17:03 mircea_popescu "but there is some ambiguity in this bet depending on the time zone..." <<< "I'm the last person on earth to not know what timezone bitbet uses through no fault of my own and also not having bothered TO READ THE MOTHERFAQING FAQ! and so therefore there's ambiguity in this bet. Not in my dumb fucking head that wouldn't be fit to grace a gargoyle. "
17:04 pankkake I read "gloryhole"
17:04 pankkake it works, I think
17:04 kakobrekla pizzaman1337 hint: try btce demo, yes demo.
17:05 pizzaman1337 kakobrekla: no depth, orders don't fill as desired
17:05 mircea_popescu pankkake i think it's even better.
17:05 kakobrekla bingo.
17:05 pizzaman1337 boo
17:05 mircea_popescu !up riX2000
17:06 mircea_popescu FabianB: doesn't depend on rating amount << til fabian is a fucking heretic. SMALL AMOUNT OF DEPENDS!
17:09 bitcoinpete https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/491323029096374272
17:09 bitcoinpete $211,000,000,000 = $AAPL and $GOOG combined cash holdings
17:09 bitcoinpete also… 0 btc
17:10 mircea_popescu bitcoinpete people gotta learn the limitations of linear interpolation sometime.
17:11 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu: these people being...
17:11 mircea_popescu well in general.
17:13 bitcoinpete quite
17:13 bitcoinpete linear extrapolation is also horribly overused
17:13 bitcoinpete like the dood who says "29b ppl on planet earth is no biggie"
17:13 bitcoinpete what would the lines at the louvre be like then?
17:14 mircea_popescu exactly what happens when you say "cash holdings" about 221 bn.
17:14 FabianB mircea_popescu: just if you consider it potentially compromised (the old key)
17:14 mircea_popescu well... they're not exactly cash, now are they. obv pros know what it implies, but random person on the street... cash is cash rite ?
17:14 mircea_popescu FabianB i don't, so i'm just shelving it.
17:15 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu: calling it "cash" makes it soup as liquid as soup
17:15 bitcoinpete when it's probably as liquid as cement
17:15 FabianB yeah, then no need to revoke
17:15 bitcoinpete *makes it sound
17:17 mircea_popescu $mpexlag
17:17 empyex mircea_popescu: 1009 milliseconds
17:17 mircea_popescu orly ?
17:18 FabianB was wondering too, i have two theories for the lag
17:18 mircea_popescu FabianB i don't see it tho, from my side ?
17:18 mircea_popescu thickasthieves: “In order to ensure that the Island’s [Isle of Man] international reputation is maintained, it has been decided that certain activities relating to virtual currencies should be brought within the Anti-Money Laundering/Countering the Financing of Terrorism (“AML/CFT”) framework. " << right. anyone who didn't see that one coming should not be a ceo in the first place.
17:19 FabianB since using mpex.bz instead of trade engine ip now it's doing a dns lookup
17:19 FabianB and i moved the bot to singapore
17:19 mircea_popescu pankkake: I almost lost to Bitcoin-24 (anyone remembers that one?) << oh yeah. i kept wanting to write a scathing piece, kept putting it off, then they belly up'd. lost my article heh.
17:20 FabianB but pure ping is around 200 ms
17:20 mircea_popescu a the dns may be it yes.
17:21 mircea_popescu still, makes $mpexlag actualy more valuable as a middle-of-the-road sort of measure.
17:21 FabianB dunno if i should cache it; on the other hand it's realistic, since clients make a dns lookup as well usually
17:22 mircea_popescu you can in principle cache it if you want, at the risk that you know, if it changes you have a bad cache.
17:22 FabianB i think i'll keep it that way
17:22 mircea_popescu anyway, this new setup is pretty fucking sweet.
17:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 300 @ 0.002999 = 0.8997 BTC [+] {2}
17:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ahyaha kite surfing accident ? that's cute.
17:24 mircea_popescu they meant kike surfing amirite ?
17:24 mircea_popescu fluffypony http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/20/22/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-buzz-10565-1405910936-4.jpg omfg srsly ?!
17:25 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: his nailgun must've had empty clip.
17:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 300 @ 0.002999 = 0.8997 BTC [+]
17:26 fluffypony heh heh
17:26 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu: lol those dentures...
17:26 bitcoinpete sent that to my wife actually
17:26 * asciilifeform always imagined that dentures must be serious business in the turd world, but never seen this before.
17:27 mircea_popescu nuts lol. "Cannibals"
17:27 mircea_popescu http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/21/0/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-buzz-1417-1405917936-24.jpg aahahh
17:29 bitcoinpete asciilifeform: african dentistry is something else. their notions of "health" and "cosmetically attractive" are wildly different.
17:29 bitcoinpete it's mostly a "no pain, no problem"
17:29 bitcoinpete like most of the world, i suppose
17:30 bitcoinpete i wonder if they get second-hand dentures from the western world in the same shipments as t-shirts and jeans
17:30 bitcoinpete and old computer parts
17:30 asciilifeform bitcoinpete: why import. denture probably outlives owner.
17:32 bitcoinpete i can't wait until dentures make their way into the north american "sharing economy"
17:33 bitcoinpete "make money while you sleep" (in the library, mall, etc.)
17:34 mircea_popescu !up evwebweb
17:34 bitcoinpete "If we are honest and have the strength to face reality, we will realize that the Soviet Union did not collapse. It simply moved, along with Mao and Pol Pot, to Washington and London."
17:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know i grew up in the strict idea that eyeglasses are this made-for-user things, it completely fucking boggled me to see people "trying" on glasses.
17:35 bitcoinpete "if we discount the pavlovian conditioning, the only conclusion is that the entire news cycle pertaining to the downing of the Malaysian airliner is orchestrated in order to lay the blame on Putin."
17:35 bitcoinpete http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2014/07/19/happened-malaysian-airliner-paul-craig-roberts/
17:35 assbot What Happened to the Malaysian Airliner? -- Paul Craig Roberts - PaulCraigRoberts.org
17:36 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu: that's more like suits
17:36 bitcoinpete an eyeglass tailer… now there's an idea!
17:36 bitcoinpete *tailor
17:36 mircea_popescu http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/21/1/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-buzz-16599-1405919398-9.jpg << ok this chick i want to meet.
17:38 Namworld I just call that an optometrist...
17:39 mircea_popescu thickasthieves: next time dont fuck with my NFLX short! << lmao. tat's out fo blood.
17:40 assbot [MPEX] [Q.TEST] 987654321 @ 1.23456789 = 1219326311.1264 BTC [+]
17:40 mircea_popescu thar she bloes.
17:40 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
17:40 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 620.51, Best ask: 621.98, Bid-ask spread: 1.47000, Last trade: 620.51, 24 hour volume: 3919.19645834, 24 hour low: 615.0, 24 hour high: 628.0, 24 hour vwap: 619.978165511
17:42 mircea_popescu jurov: at this point i feel mpexagent can be tested sufficiently by replaying its own log << this is hoiw you know you're in irl business :D
17:43 mircea_popescu $mpexlag
17:43 empyex mircea_popescu: 877 milliseconds
17:43 mircea_popescu $proxies
17:43 empyex mircea_popescu: Proxies: mpex.ws mpex.bz mpex.coinbr.com MPEx-Status: 428 milliseconds Current MPEx GPG-Key-ID: 02DD2D91 (change: $proxies <newlist>)
17:43 mircea_popescu FabianB well what is it, 8 or 4 ? :D
17:43 bitcoinpete ;;nethash
17:43 gribble 138890613.616
17:44 FabianB i guess it has high volatility :)
17:44 FabianB $mpexlag
17:44 empyex FabianB: 764 milliseconds
17:45 FabianB maybe i should move it to europe
17:49 mircea_popescu nah dont adjust measuring stick to cock.
17:50 mircea_popescu imo this setup is ideal, measure from singapore to amsterdam
17:51 FabianB heh, was just about to start an instance in amsterdam, ok, let's keep it in sg
17:51 FabianB hm, dns lookup is 5 ms
17:52 mircea_popescu it fucking should be.
17:52 mircea_popescu i actually have pretty cool nservers, irrespective of all the dub hate :D
17:52 FabianB 64 bytes from 23.235.235.113: icmp_seq=1 ttl=42 time=264 ms
17:53 FabianB wondering if bot is trying ipv6 first
17:53 mircea_popescu 200ish sounds more credible.
17:55 mircea_popescu btw you can take off that (change) part. it's not useful anymore.
17:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: somebody else's glasses, within 10% or so, are, i suppose - better than none
17:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the problem is how the fuck do you measure
17:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: where was this - zimbabwe ?
17:56 mircea_popescu costa rica.
17:56 asciilifeform lol
17:59 mircea_popescu $proxies
18:00 empyex mircea_popescu: Proxies: mpex.ws mpex.bz mpex.coinbr.com MPEx-Status: 557 milliseconds Current MPEx GPG-Key-ID: 02DD2D91
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18:00 FabianB hm. disabled ipv6, so that's not it
18:00 penguirker New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/blocks-found-last-24-hours-added-poolnetwork-information/
18:01 mircea_popescu so mpex opened.... HIGH on low volume ?
18:01 mircea_popescu isn't this like exactly the opposite of what should have happened ?
18:02 kakobrekla that block finder table is missing sum(all) on top
18:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6689 @ 0.00081082 = 5.4236 BTC [+]
18:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00081082 = 4.0541 BTC [+]
18:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7115 @ 0.0008171 = 5.8137 BTC [+] {2}
18:17 bitcoinpete Isis is marking Christian homes with the letter N, in Arabic ن which means “Nazarean”, so they pay punitive taxes. pic.twitter.com/THXzy0bSU1
18:18 bitcoinpete via taleb
18:18 mircea_popescu nasty.
18:20 bitcoinpete better than lamb's blood on the door frame and losing a first born… but still
18:21 bitcoinpete like getting kicked in the balls is better than a firing squad
18:31 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: maybe this is better as a trilema comment, but how are DERPS adjusted againt BTC volatility since they are priced in fiat?
18:32 mircea_popescu they are not, since you can just buy bitcoin with your fiat.
18:45 thestringpuller will you ever do non btc related derps (it seems even viable to ycombinator suckiness)
18:48 mircea_popescu if there's demand
18:49 mircea_popescu !up Doffx
18:49 mircea_popescu Doffx wha seems to be the trouble ?
18:49 Doffx No trouble.
18:49 Doffx Was just coming back to the old channels to start chatting with old friends
18:49 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust assbot Doffx
18:49 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask Doffx!~doff@173-10-74-110-BusName-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Doffx: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Doffx | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Doffx | Rated since: Sat Apr 21 16:07:28 2012
18:49 Doffx Maybe learn something new
18:49 mircea_popescu so you need to id with gribble and pm assbot !up
18:50 Doffx Oh, I thought I had.
18:51 mircea_popescu see ?
18:51 Doffx Yep, seems happy now.
18:51 mircea_popescu so whatcha been up to ?
18:52 Doffx Same stuff, just kinda stopped popping in to the channels when I started a new job.
18:52 thestringpuller what kinda job?
18:53 thestringpuller if you dont mind
18:53 Doffx IT for a financial institution.
18:53 mircea_popescu girl i met recently asks me in all seriousness "if you could have any job in the world, what would it be ?"
18:53 fluffypony and you said astronaut, right?
18:53 Doffx Fireman
18:53 mircea_popescu actually i said tigress tamer.
18:54 mircea_popescu it'll hit her like a ton of bricks sometime later.
18:54 kakobrekla its a trick question.
18:54 thestringpuller i want to be a cosmonaut
18:56 mircea_popescu http://animalsversesanimals.yuku.com/topic/2559/Why-the-lion-normally-wins-in-a-fight-with-a-tiger << misspelled urls ftw.
18:56 assbot Why the lion normally wins in a fight with a tiger in Lion vs Tiger Discussion Forum
19:03 dignork apparently recording of russian radar (Boing crash) http://stat.multimedia.mil.ru/multimedia/video/clips/more.htm?id=5086%40morfVideoAudioFile
19:03 assbot :
19:04 dignork plane dissapears about 3:20
19:06 dub showing the su-25 intercept?
19:06 dignork i'm not sure what i see there, never seen the real screen :)
19:07 dub http://rt.com/news/174412-malaysia-plane-russia-ukraine/
19:07 penguirker New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/shut-up-and-sit-down/
19:09 mthreat who funds RT?
19:09 dub who funds every other media outlet?
19:10 mthreat no i actually watch RT in spanish, but i'm curious who funds it
19:10 mthreat (i.e. not a rhetorical question)
19:10 kakobrekla russians
19:11 dub considering the level of pandering I'd guess its russian state funded
19:11 dub much like cnn or fox is usg powered
19:11 mthreat ok. i just like to know. I watch it for a different point of view from CNN et al
19:12 mircea_popescu mthreat some candian holding corp for a bunch of english twerps
19:12 mircea_popescu thompson fambly.
19:13 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu: crazy canuckistanis...
19:13 mthreat RT has an american chick, Eva Golinger, who covers latin american news in spanish
19:15 mircea_popescu so what you want to buy her ?
19:15 mthreat nah.. she's paid for already
19:19 bitcoinpete off to pottery class again. mostly to set an example for benkay ;)
19:19 bitcoinpete cheers
~ 22 minutes ~
19:41 dub don't forget to IPO the result
19:42 kakobrekla eskimo can do the baking.
19:42 dub petespotteryashtrays.com
19:42 dub 'xactly
~ 16 minutes ~
19:59 benkay pottery? what?
20:00 benkay <jurov> benkay, i like to tease you. but still, dreaming of building full-stack mpex model which will get obsolete on mircea's whims... // the point is not a full model of mpex, the point is a full testing of all paths through a codebase, guaranteeing its performance under known inputs.
20:00 benkay clearly, a changing of order-id's would have been (prior to today) an unknown unput
~ 16 minutes ~
20:16 thestringpuller Joys of driving a fast car: when there is no traffic, get home instantly.
20:16 thestringpuller ;;ticker
20:16 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 619.99, Best ask: 622.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.01000, Last trade: 622.0, 24 hour volume: 3952.32574325, 24 hour low: 615.0, 24 hour high: 627.69, 24 hour vwap: 619.695633373
~ 18 minutes ~
20:35 asciilifeform http://scottlocklin.wordpress.com/2014/07/21/can-the-su-25-intercept-and-shoot-down-a-777 << airplane wank
20:35 assbot Can the Su-25 intercept and shoot down a 777? | Locklin on science
20:38 dub obama said they had a bird overhead so he has the whole thing in 4k res with 5.1 dolby
20:41 dub pretty obvious at this point why he's not sharing
20:42 asciilifeform dub: 'pixar' render farm only goes so fast.
20:42 dub no doubt
20:43 dub a bit more work than the soviet 'radar leak'
20:45 benkay thestringpuller: the leaf can go faster than 60 mph?
20:47 asciilifeform http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2014/07/fact-free-zone.html << more airplanewank, this time orlov's
20:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11205 @ 0.00080752 = 9.0483 BTC [-] {3}
21:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 272 @ 0.00299998 = 0.816 BTC [+] {4}
21:22 decimation re: mh17 : I find it hard to believe that someone who has the skills to successfully operate a high-altuitude SAM system can also fail to properly identify his target, especially confusing a 777 with a plane half its size and operated by prop
21:23 decimation with a service ceiling 10,000 feet below the 777 altutitude
21:30 dub speaking to that last analysis there has been a palpable sense of desperation in anything out of kiev lately
21:31 decimation re: kitesurfing, it is an extremely dangerous sport, people die all the time
21:32 decimation re: other people's glasses: obligatory: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=836
21:32 assbot Loper OS » Programmer’s Editors, Illustrated.
21:36 mircea_popescu <dub> pretty obvious at this point why he's not sharing << accidentally also merkel sunbathing nude in background ?
21:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 500 @ 0.00285407 = 1.427 BTC [-] {9}
21:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 50 @ 0.02890175 = 1.4451 BTC [-]
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21:59 asciilifeform ;;remove 21092
21:59 gribble Order 21092 removed.
22:00 asciilifeform kakobrekla: got me a xyz mover.
22:00 kakobrekla good stuff, which one?
22:00 asciilifeform kakobrekla: 100 usd. try that on for size.
22:01 kakobrekla jesus.
22:01 asciilifeform kakobrekla: old 'microarrayer' carcass.
22:01 kakobrekla if it fits your requirements, defo a better choice.
22:01 * asciilifeform miser, cackles
22:02 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2013#377837
22:02 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
22:07 asciilifeform kakobrekla: swiss motors. same ones, actually, as in the machine i used to program.
22:07 asciilifeform ('maxon')
22:11 xmj so
22:11 xmj fluffypony: earlier today i've incorporated something in the US.
22:11 xmj "just 'cause"
22:15 decimation ascii was it on ebay?
22:15 asciilifeform decimation: aye
22:16 decimation I find most ebay electronics to be overpriced
22:16 decimation anything with "hp" on the label goes for 2x what it is worth
22:17 asciilifeform decimation: for consumer junk, sure. but these motors, alone, usually sell for a few 100s each.
22:17 kakobrekla servos?
22:17 asciilifeform steppers
22:17 decimation I gues the lesson is to buy parts, not assembled equipment
22:17 kakobrekla a.
22:18 asciilifeform decimation: i usually use ebay to source 'one of a kind' relics like this.
22:18 kakobrekla new cnc parts arent cheap. used ones sometiems re.
22:18 kakobrekla are
22:19 kakobrekla for 100$ i cant even ship my machine domestically.
22:19 asciilifeform kakobrekla: for this application, i don't really need the stiffness of a traditional cnc rail set. but the '3d printer' kits are also unsuitable (poor accuracy, and they usually have moving tables.)
22:19 kakobrekla yea
22:20 xmj g'morning
22:20 decimation ascii what will you use for a position sensor
22:20 xmj what's the quickest way to get a US EIN after incorporating?
22:20 asciilifeform decimation: optics
22:21 decimation marked reference points or the board itself?
22:22 asciilifeform decimation: board.
22:23 asciilifeform decimation: (and component trolleys)
22:23 decimation that would be slick
22:23 asciilifeform decimation: initially this thing will be put in service as, essentially, a waldo.
22:25 decimation waldo?
22:26 asciilifeform ;;google waldo robot
22:26 gribble Remote manipulator - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_manipulator>; Waldo (short story) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldo_(short_story)>; Waldo (remote manipulator) - Muppet Wiki: <http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Waldo_(remote_manipulator)>
22:26 asciilifeform decimation: traditional name for any robotic gizmo driven manually
22:30 decimation heh from heinlein. is this an advantage because it has finer controls than your hand?
22:30 asciilifeform decimation: considerably finer. and stays vertical.
22:31 decimation perhaps with the future hope of creating a closed-loop automated system
22:31 asciilifeform future.
~ 35 minutes ~
23:06 Vexual wtf are you building ascii? optics= machine vision, or are you talking smaller?
23:07 mircea_popescu he's taken the sexbot discussion to heart.
23:07 Vexual lol
23:09 Vexual piezo love needs a lot of foreplay
23:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform re aaron toponce's "urandom, random, same thing&what the hell's the difference", i guess some people just don't wanna sit down and actually get a megabyte to work on.
~ 17 minutes ~
23:36 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/951/silk-road-coin-auction-extravaganza/ << page wordcount ? 8553. total bet ? 7.440
23:36 assbot BitBet - Silk Road Coin Auction Extravaganza :: 2.15 B (29%) on Yes, 5.3 B (71%) on No | closed 3 weeks 4 days ago
23:37 nubbins` http://imgur.com/LM8vO8z
23:37 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
23:38 mircea_popescu i'd do her.
23:38 nubbins` might wanna check her teeth first
23:38 mircea_popescu course non-monkey tits are on the abdomen not on the torso, but w/e
23:38 dub eww smoker
23:39 nubbins` well ya know. realism this ain't
23:39 nubbins` i don't think zebras have six tits at any location on their body
23:40 mircea_popescu four, by the pubic mound. like all herbivores.
23:41 mircea_popescu basically that little bit of fat under the hair above a gal's gash turns into an udder with herbivores.
23:43 nubbins` gash
23:48 nubbins` ham wallet
23:52 nubbins` salmon canyon
23:52 dub sausage wallet
23:53 nubbins` heh
23:53 mircea_popescu not everyone's thin, dub.
23:53 nubbins` do you put your money in a leather wallet or a dollar wallet?
23:54 nubbins` ;;ud ham wallet
23:54 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ham%20Wallet | Mike: Jenny? Jenny: Yeah Mike? Mike: I was thinking about melting your fucking face off by rocking your ham wallet for six hours, what do you think?
23:55 mircea_popescu dude this is a sad generation.
23:55 nubbins` the gentleman wishes to rock the lady's ham wallet for six hours
23:56 mircea_popescu no.
23:56 mircea_popescu the gentleman aspires to a position of dominance, imagines himself unable to cope and offers the sad copout of ... 6 hours ?
23:56 mircea_popescu heh.
23:57 nubbins` if you can't do it well, do it for an unpleasantly long time
23:57 nubbins` ;;google havelock
23:57 gribble Havelock Investments: <https://www.havelockinvestments.com/>; Havelock, North Carolina - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havelock,_North_Carolina>; Havelock - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havelock>
23:58 nubbins` hm.
23:58 nubbins` ;;ud havelock
23:58 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Havelock | Aug 20, 2005 ... Example 1. *Man walks into post* "Dude, you just pulled a Havelock" Example 2. "My new Havelock is very warm, I think I'll wear it to school".
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