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01:29 Vexual http://www.velocityaircraft.com/Gallery/gallery2.html do these look cool?
01:29 ozbot Velocity Aircraft
01:34 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqzK19TOPYg sky corvette from 65bc
01:34 ozbot V8 velocity start up - YouTube
01:41 benkay pretty badass
01:41 benkay http://www.velocityaircraft.com/airplane-models-turbo.html
01:41 ozbot Velocity Aircraft
01:45 BingoBoingo Sweet
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02:12 Vexual i bet a mad max version would come in under 65bc
02:17 Vexual 33k$ plus stolen parts and 50 cans of matt black spray, then go see the wizard of oz about patience
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02:39 BingoBoingo http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2013/12/27/expectations-and-things-i-hope-will-be-good/ is writing about someone I have met.
02:39 ozbot Expectations and things I hope will be good | Bingo Blog
02:40 BingoBoingo If anyone has the coin to make Carlsen versus RM III happen I will gladly bet the rest of my coin on RM III.
02:40 Vexual theres that necessity and invention again
02:41 BingoBoingo Vexual: Maybe?
02:42 Vexual i'm no good at chess
02:42 BingoBoingo Vexual: I am rather poor at chess as well.
02:43 benkay bingo that's some background texturing you got there
02:43 Vexual im sure if i read the books id have some ahh moments, but to what end?
02:44 Vexual if the knights groom can't fuck the queen i don't really care
02:45 BingoBoingo benkay: I took the linen texture from the Jargon File ESR maintains
02:45 BingoBoingo White wasn't doing it for me benkay
02:46 BingoBoingo Vexual: Isn't resolving that dilemma one of the central points of chess, or can't you resolve it without becoming a cuckolg
02:47 Vexual yeah im just not very good at it, and it hurts
02:48 benkay BingoBoingo: you've gone clear through classy 'fuck all your insane styles' all the way back to '97.
02:48 benkay BingoBoingo: I approve.
02:49 Vexual wanna pla so i can feel better about myself?
02:51 BingoBoingo benkay: Thank you 1997 is the exact year I am shooting for. Twas the year I found putting my index and middle fingers inside a girl could make a girl really happy.
02:51 BingoBoingo Vexual: WHy the fuck not?
02:51 benkay ;;calc 2014-1997
02:51 gribble 17
02:51 benkay hm.
02:52 BingoBoingo Fuck I feel old
02:52 benkay oh man!
02:52 benkay i just remembered the first girl i fingered.
02:53 BingoBoingo benkay: Happens to the best of us.
02:53 benkay stopped in at her crib on a trip to santa clara last year. still get along grandly.
02:53 BingoBoingo I havenyt seen mine in nine years.
02:54 BingoBoingo She had an ass on her though.
02:54 BingoBoingo Lacked in the titties department though.
02:55 benkay they're all beautiful in their own way
02:55 benkay most lovely though when convulsing with out of body experiences
02:55 benkay doubt i'll ever tire of the sight
02:57 BingoBoingo Yeah, I consider HS a time of regret though because I went from a 1 in a million girl with an ass to some rando bitch with a bit bigger titties and not that ass
02:57 benkay me too!
02:58 benkay although my regret revolves around a brief brush with HTML and C that never turned into anything.
02:58 benkay I tell myself that it's probably for the best as I'd likely have gotten mixed up in some profitable and not terribly reputable business and wound up in the pokey given my predilections.
02:59 BingoBoingo I mean titties are good. It is just.... Easy to discount the rest of a girl's frame when you aren't yet aware titties come cheap
02:59 BingoBoingo benkay: The pokey isn't so bad if your skin is pale enough
03:00 benkay BingoBoingo: i'd rather not burn those years behind bars.
03:01 BingoBoingo Bars are cheap. That girl in High School you pass with that ass though.... That haunts you.'
03:02 benkay things that haunt me
03:02 benkay do not include girls from hs
03:03 benkay does include the cost of my 'education'
03:04 BingoBoingo It isn't the girl, or the education per se, but dat ass is on the list of thing I miss.
03:04 benkay actually there is one of those
03:04 benkay and i did trade away from the butt
03:04 benkay but dear god the brain upgrade the new model came with...
03:07 BingoBoingo I am doomed to equate college with girls who are ok and smart, but lacking in the "dayum" department
03:08 benkay i've only ever gone back and forth between pretty and sane and pretty and insane
03:09 benkay but crazy smart beats sane stupid any day.
03:10 BingoBoingo Never had that combination. I've had pretty smart and needs lithium or pretty stupid and presentable.
03:11 BingoBoingo I have to say stupid was more fun though for quite a while.
03:11 benkay i think we're talking about the same thing.
03:12 BingoBoingo Maybe?
03:12 benkay i've only ever bounced between (sane simple slammin) and (crazy smart gorgeous)
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03:13 benkay even the smart ones are still women at the end of the day, with all the emotionally-driven decisionmaking that entails.
03:13 benkay i did have one that was scarily devoid of emotions
03:13 BingoBoingo devoid of emotions is fine.
03:13 benkay can't really say as i agree.
03:14 BingoBoingo I just want a girl with an ass that can drag me out of africa.
03:14 benkay i want a girl with a brain who can raise a brood.
03:15 benkay capital and mercenaries are for the Africa scenario.
03:15 BingoBoingo I don't mind a brood if I don't have to help or the girl has an ass
03:15 benkay capital is the stand-in for helping
03:16 benkay although i'm actually interested in the teaching of nascent humans.
03:16 benkay math, physics, programming, philosophy, history and fighting. that's basically the benkay curriculum.
03:16 BingoBoingo My latest post is about someone great at teaching and shaping larval persons.
03:17 benkay so it is
03:18 benkay having played both chess and go i cannot conscience teaching kids chess over go
03:18 BingoBoingo benkay: He's actuall good enough at the pursuit I would bet my coin on him to beat carlsen
03:18 BingoBoingo Honestly youprobably need to teach both games.
03:18 benkay young chess nerds have this "with what formula do i respond to this problem" approach to life
03:18 benkay sure
03:19 BingoBoingo The thing about chess is that sometimes some formula is the right answer
03:20 benkay most of the time, right?
03:20 BingoBoingo For example I play the Pirc defense in response to 1. e4
03:20 BingoBoingo There is a riht answer in the austrian attack.
03:22 benkay man i just fucking hate the problem space of chess
03:22 benkay totally down with the randomized variants though
03:22 BingoBoingo admit I'lll probably have to leatn go though
03:22 benkay that one takes a minute.
03:23 benkay i just about understand the rules, and that's it.
03:23 BingoBoingo The thing is moving to the Ausstrian attack takes no time. !. e4 d6 2. f4
03:24 benkay maybe i've been thinking about chess wrong
03:24 BingoBoingo Maybe?
03:24 BingoBoingo Even te austrian attack onlyt has a 55% winnning percentage.
03:25 benkay ugh that you can even make claims like that is why boo chess
03:26 BingoBoingo I think those things are a saving grace of the game
03:28 BingoBoingo I mean if you want to skip to cheap 1. d4 is the winnningest move in the game, but...
03:30 Vexual do you play on a board or screen via irc bingo?
03:31 BingoBoingo IRL: 1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc5 is actually a rare thing. You have to prepare for the queen's gambit accepted while girding yourself for the slav.
03:31 BingoBoingo Vexual: I usually use a board
03:32 BingoBoingo Vexual: If you insist on a screen chess.com isn't horrible though they are annoying
03:35 Vexual no i prefer board
03:36 Vexual removes temptaion of hint bots etc
03:36 BingoBoingo Vexual: Doo you know algebraic notation acceptably well?
03:36 Vexual no, and i havent played chess for some years, so it will be an intelligence test
03:37 BingoBoingo The only way to remove bots is playing the game for cash
03:37 BingoBoingo Ah
03:37 benkay how does playing for cash remove bots?
03:37 Vexual no problemas friend
03:38 BingoBoingo Vexual: Playing for cash encourages bots.
03:38 Vexual who said cash?
03:38 BingoBoingo Why play at your actual level when fruit can play for you as a candidate master.
03:38 BingoBoingo No one said cash
03:38 Vexual we can check for bots later
03:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22400 @ 0.00083454 = 18.6937 BTC [+]
03:39 BingoBoingo Vexual: Would you rather be white or nigger?
03:39 Vexual i have to cook dinner and find a board
03:39 BingoBoingo That is fine
03:40 Vexual (aka loadup chessbot)
03:40 BingoBoingo I have a board set up already.
03:41 Vexual im fringhten, u beat nubs twice?
03:42 BingoBoingo Vexual: Probalbly moar than twice.
03:42 BingoBoingo I have never beat RM III though
03:44 BingoBoingo And Vexual I wi;ll let you pick your color unless you insist on ;;flip
03:44 Vexual i can olnly find a plastic set
03:45 BingoBoingo That works vexual.
03:45 Vexual i really must cook dinner first
03:45 BingoBoingo Vexual: Do you know how algebraic notatiomn works
03:46 Vexual if its algebra and notation im sure ill get it first go
03:46 BingoBoingo Vexual: Well, the board is only 8x8
03:47 BingoBoingo And pieces start on letters.
03:47 Vexual reading and numbers, check
03:50 Vexual do you wish to be embarrassed in public?
03:50 BingoBoingo Vexual: I prefer the public
03:53 Vexual then you shall be white, if you don't mind a delay as i cook, i am ready
03:55 BingoBoingo Vexual: !. d4
03:56 Vexual one clarification; thats the kings prawn twice yeah?
03:57 BingoBoingo Vexual: I moved the queen's pawn up two
03:57 Vexual nho, the queen sits the colour
03:57 Vexual yes sorry
03:57 Vexual and to think i was going to make a joke about horseys
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03:57 Vexual whats the ! for?
03:58 Vexual i thought this was wood plastic stone
03:58 BingoBoingo Vexual: The ! willl be revealed in time
03:58 Vexual e4
03:58 BingoBoingo Vexual: You can only make it as far as e5
03:59 BingoBoingo Which I don't recommend
03:59 Vexual ok i have letters and numbers mixed up then
03:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.00083788 = 3.7705 BTC [+]
04:00 Vexual wait are you fucking with me?
04:00 Gotyawallet Vexual are you aborigine http://tinyurl.com/78manhb
04:00 Vexual ok i get it,
04:00 Vexual e5
04:01 BingoBoingo c4
04:01 Vexual i dont get it
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04:02 Vexual ok, knight out yeah?
04:03 BingoBoingo Vexual: I moved my queen's bishop pawn up two
04:03 Vexual yes sorry, im trying to be nigella bites here'
04:03 BingoBoingo Ah
04:04 Vexual c5
04:04 BingoBoingo dx35
04:04 BingoBoingo dxe5
04:04 Vexual tips and notation in the same breath
04:05 Vexual i cant interpret sorry
04:05 BingoBoingo The d pawn taking d5 is what happened
04:05 Gotyawallet http://tinyurl.com/ofjhexr
04:06 Vexual i see, the first one was a typo
04:06 BingoBoingo prolly
04:06 Vexual ??
04:07 Vexual ok, now we play
04:07 BingoBoingo Vexual: It is your move
04:10 Vexual sorry, im not googleing chess moves, its a tika masala
04:10 Vexual bxc6
04:10 Vexual ?
04:11 BingoBoingo 1. d4 e5 2. c4 c5
04:12 BingoBoingo Vexual: You seek to have a bishop aimed there, but nothing seems to be on that square to take
04:13 Vexual im still grappling with the notation and a curry
04:13 BingoBoingo It happens
04:13 Vexual was that a move or are you teaching me strategy?
04:14 BingoBoingo 3. dx35
04:14 Vexual my notation was wrong?
04:14 BingoBoingo Vexual: I am waiting for you to concoct a legal move
04:14 Vexual which one of us is a comuter?
04:15 BingoBoingo Beither. It is person versus person.
04:15 BingoBoingo And I may be confusing e with 3
04:16 BingoBoingo So 1. d4 e5 2. c4 c5 3. dxe5 is what happened
04:16 Vexual my last move was correct and you moved?
04:17 BingoBoingo What was your last move?
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04:18 Vexual i was aiming to move the kings knicght out to his direction
04:18 Vexual queens sorry
04:18 Vexual we crashed ukyo
04:19 BingoBoingo Nc6? And ukyo was relevant when?
04:19 BingoBoingo Nf3
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04:22 Vexual n?
04:23 Vexual n for knight?
04:23 BingoBoingo Yup, Knight to f3
04:24 Vexual o for awesome, im getting it
04:24 Vexual wait, thats not it
04:25 BingoBoingo Vexual: I you want we could start over with you as white...
04:25 Vexual yes nf3
04:28 BingoBoingo You move?
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04:30 Vexual me?
04:31 BingoBoingo Vexual: I do believe it is indeed your move
04:31 Vexual ive made an error
04:31 Gotyawallet I'll have to check that out..do you have to wait for your bitcoin to be verified before you can stuff your face
04:31 BingoBoingo Vexual: What error?
04:36 BingoBoingo If you don't answer it is hard to determine if it is an actual error or not
04:37 Vexual i was eating
04:38 BingoBoingo Ah
04:43 Vexual we should probably give that lot to #opencog
04:43 BingoBoingo ?
04:43 Vexual learning to learn and shit
04:44 BingoBoingo Vexual, what sort of person surrenders so soon?
04:45 Vexual ok my queen side knight moved out towards the queen, wheat next
04:45 Vexual *what
04:46 BingoBoingo Vexual: I am going to sleep and pretend this game never happened
04:47 Vexual cool, i win again
04:47 BingoBoingo Sure, for some values of win
04:48 Vexual nigella has an iq of about 60, add 80 for the chess, 140!!
04:48 BingoBoingo nigella is also a niggress
04:49 BingoBoingo I have a feeling Vexual That you never intended to play honest
04:51 Vexual i did, i was busy, and i lost track as i was learning notation
04:53 BingoBoingo Vexual: Is anything wrong with you playing white?
04:54 Vexual i dont think so
04:54 Vexual you were whit that game tho right?
04:54 BingoBoingo Vexual: Last one we played i was black as Mugabe
04:55 Vexual yes
04:55 Vexual white lives at a or 1?
04:55 BingoBoingo Vexual: that shit doesn't matter
04:55 Vexual no you were white
04:56 Vexual fucking idiot, you went 1st
04:56 BingoBoingo pretty sure I was the negro.
04:56 Vexual no wonder the notation was fucked up
04:56 Vexual i was trying to learn bongo brain
04:56 BingoBoingo Vexual: Let us start again
04:57 Vexual ok, yo uwhite
04:57 BingoBoingo Alright, what is your first move?
04:57 Vexual lets take it to opencog until we get kicked, further human knowledge
04:57 Vexual white goes first
04:58 BingoBoingo What is opencog?
04:58 Vexual i let you go 1s so i could learn notation
04:58 BingoBoingo White always goes first
04:58 Vexual they make ai for comutergames and robots and shit
04:58 BingoBoingo Cuase 'Merica
05:01 BingoBoingo Vexual: As white you move first.
05:01 Vexual ok, but if you pull that shit again, ill get crosser
05:02 BingoBoingo Vexual: If I pull what shit.
05:03 Vexual turning the board around so i can't learn
05:03 BingoBoingo I am the one playing nigger and you keep quitting
05:04 BingoBoingo I can assure you not only can nubbins be, but he is totally ashamed
05:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 123 @ 0.001 = 0.123 BTC
05:07 Vexual can we okay long hand?
05:08 Vexual play even
05:08 BingoBoingo I am unsure not only of what you mean, but additionally of what you could mean
05:09 Vexual kings pawn 2 forward
05:10 BingoBoingo Is thisd the first move of a new game? If so 1.... d6.
05:11 Vexual invalid move, check notation
05:11 BingoBoingo Vexual: You moved 1. e4 and i followed with ... d6
05:11 BingoBoingo Queen pawn up one
05:11 Vexual im white u dumb fuck
05:12 Vexual thats better
05:12 Vexual kings knight toward king
05:12 BingoBoingo to f3 or h3?
05:13 Vexual f3
05:13 BingoBoingo Nf6
05:13 Vexual try again
05:14 Vexual did you mean kings knight away?
05:16 BingoBoingo Vexual: I mean I am moving the King's knight to F6 and if anything gets in the way so help me god I am raping it until it is dead
05:16 Vexual ill allow it
05:17 Vexual knd4
05:18 BingoBoingo g6
05:18 BingoBoingo Chess has a nice basis for notation. A to H, 1 to 8...
05:18 Vexual d3
05:19 BingoBoingo Bg4
05:19 Vexual bg?
05:19 BingoBoingo Bishop to G4
05:20 Vexual queen forward
05:21 BingoBoingo Bg7
05:22 BingoBoingo nubbins' I miss you
05:22 Vexual youre a cheeky little so and so
05:22 Vexual be2
05:22 BingoBoingo vexual and I can't find a word other than cunt to describe you
05:23 BingoBoingo BxB
05:23 Vexual wait till the knights pawn gets your queen
05:23 BingoBoingo DO I even need a queen?
05:23 Vexual king takes bishop
05:23 Vexual she will still be there, just ruined
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05:24 BingoBoingo 0-0
05:24 Vexual ruck now i cant castle, dam you vanity!
05:25 Vexual whats 00? is that a move, or are you obtaining more vodka ?
05:25 BingoBoingo Vexual: 0-0 is castling kingside
05:25 Vexual thanks
05:25 BingoBoingo I did war you, but no.
05:26 BingoBoingo You didn't think the Pric defense could be so dangerous
05:26 Vexual i thought you were eating two dicks, im new at this
05:26 BingoBoingo Do you know who wouldn't be so vain? nubbins'
05:27 Vexual queens knight to queen
05:27 Vexual (c'3) prome style
05:28 BingoBoingo e5
05:28 Vexual b5
05:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24015 @ 0.0008469 = 20.3383 BTC [+] {2}
05:29 BingoBoingo b4 or Nc-B5?
05:29 Vexual kings knight to b5
05:30 BingoBoingo Qd7
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05:32 Vexual a2 to a 4
05:32 BingoBoingo a7-a6
05:34 Vexual f3
05:35 BingoBoingo axb4
05:35 BingoBoingo Sorry, axb5
05:36 Vexual b4
05:37 BingoBoingo bxa4
05:38 Gotyawallet lol ya'll fools is funny
05:38 Gotyawallet king me
05:38 Vexual h3
05:40 BingoBoingo Nc6
05:40 Vexual b5
05:41 BingoBoingo Nd4+
05:41 Vexual whats the +?
05:41 BingoBoingo Vexual: You are in check
05:42 Vexual oh
05:42 Vexual king forward
05:42 BingoBoingo My knight waves it's dick at your regent
05:42 BingoBoingo Bh6+
05:43 Vexual pf4
05:44 BingoBoingo Bxf4
05:45 Vexual f2
05:45 BingoBoingo Kf2?
05:45 Vexual duh
05:45 BingoBoingo BxQ
05:46 Vexual bxb
05:46 BingoBoingo Nxc2
05:48 Vexual king to e2
05:48 BingoBoingo Nxa1
05:49 Vexual are u pretending to be on a board?
05:49 Vexual your nicht is at b2
05:49 BingoBoingo Vexual: I have a board
05:49 Vexual so it seems
05:50 Vexual where is your knight?
05:50 BingoBoingo My jnight tok out tt trash on c2 and now took out the trash on a1
05:50 BingoBoingo See Nxc2 above
05:50 Vexual fuck youre right, let me recount
05:51 Vexual rook to a6
05:55 BingoBoingo I don't think you have a rook to move there
05:55 BingoBoingo Much less a clear file
05:55 Vexual yes a8 hadnt moved
05:56 BingoBoingo Vexual: a8 is my rook, my knight just took a1
05:57 Vexual have you got another board?
05:58 BingoBoingo Vexual: I am only looking at one board
06:00 BingoBoingo Vexual: Are you tripping balls?
06:00 Vexual we have a discrepency, no im not
06:00 Vexual is it worth going back? i think you have it either way
06:01 Vexual want a photo of my board?
06:02 BingoBoingo Vexual: We can compare oards, but I think in the least ambiguous notation I just took your rook on a1 with my knight
06:02 Vexual i say the most likely root is you fail at cheating
06:03 Vexual yes i moved a8 to a6 dumbass
06:03 Vexual its usually the human that fucks up
06:03 BingoBoingo Vexual: I am the nigger though. a8 is my rook
06:03 Vexual since when?
06:04 Vexual its covered
06:04 BingoBoingo Vexual: To the best of my knowledge I have been black the whole game.
06:05 Vexual oh fuck
06:05 Vexual my ad
06:05 Vexual bad
06:05 Vexual h1 e1
06:05 Vexual i do apologise
06:05 BingoBoingo N b3
06:06 Vexual qc2
06:06 BingoBoingo Vexual: You don't have a queen anymoar
06:07 Vexual youre right, thats a a bell end bishop, hold
06:07 BingoBoingo https://unsee.cc/ketapu/
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06:08 Vexual bg5
06:08 BingoBoingo Nd4+
06:08 Vexual fuck mano, im gonna send u some hobonickels, i thought my setup was ghetto
06:09 Vexual at leats youre good at chess
06:09 BingoBoingo Vexual: The trick is that I am the nigga' all the ghetto is mine
06:09 Vexual king forward
06:09 Vexual it certainly seems that way
06:10 BingoBoingo Nc2+
06:11 Vexual kd2
06:11 BingoBoingo Nxe1
06:12 Vexual kxn
06:12 BingoBoingo a3
06:13 Vexual cunt
06:13 Vexual bf3
06:14 Vexual errr
06:14 BingoBoingo Vexual: You are the one who insisted in expending all of this effort.
06:14 BingoBoingo bf4?
06:14 Vexual bf6
06:14 BingoBoingo a2
06:14 Vexual yes and i told you the queens knight and his men will roll in
06:15 Vexual d5
06:16 BingoBoingo a1-Q+
06:16 Vexual huh?
06:17 BingoBoingo Vexual: I moved my pawn to a1 and it became a queen
06:17 BingoBoingo Like Mikial Jackson
06:17 Vexual you already have a queen genius
06:18 BingoBoingo Vexual: Sure I had one queen, but nao I have a second
06:18 Vexual u wanna check that?
06:18 BingoBoingo Check what? Last I checked, yoou are in check...
06:20 Vexual fuck off, theres only one queen
06:21 BingoBoingo Maybe in some games there can only bee one queen, but this is chess.
06:21 Vexual im white
06:22 BingoBoingo Vexual: I looks like the Zulus are winning
06:22 Vexual use your bishop
06:22 Vexual lol
06:22 Vexual ok queen
06:22 BingoBoingo Vexual: I have no need to move, me new queen put you in check
06:22 Vexual use my white one
06:23 Vexual kd2
06:23 BingoBoingo Ra8-a2+
06:24 Vexual a8?
06:24 Vexual speak english zulu
06:24 BingoBoingo You have no rooks
06:24 Vexual i have one
06:24 BingoBoingo Rook was on a8 and went to a2
06:24 BingoBoingo +
06:24 Vexual ok
06:25 Vexual ke3
06:26 BingoBoingo Qa1xNc3
06:26 BingoBoingo +
06:27 BingoBoingo Might actually be #
06:27 Vexual your queen is on a2
06:27 BingoBoingo No, a2 is busy holding my rook
06:28 Vexual i mean b1
06:28 Vexual oh wait
06:28 BingoBoingo If it was on b1 it could still go Qb3#
06:29 Vexual this is as dissappointing as cybersecks
06:29 Vexual whats going on?
06:29 BingoBoingo Vexual I think what happeed is you lost
06:29 Vexual is it mate?
06:30 BingoBoingo Unlike most people thoug you seem to be trying to give someone else you loss.
06:30 BingoBoingo Only you can say if it is mate or not
06:30 Vexual no i am having trouble interpreting qa1xnc3
06:31 Vexual a1 and c3 appear to be empty
06:31 BingoBoingo You had a Knight on c3. I has a pawn that went to a1 and became a fabulous queen. That queen took you knight #
06:33 Vexual im terribly embarrassed, but i fucked up somewehre ther
06:33 BingoBoingo You really did.
06:33 Vexual good game, you had it from the start, thats mate
06:34 BingoBoingo Vexual: GG to you too
06:36 Vexual fuckups aside, i still rate pretty poorly huh?
06:37 BingoBoingo I rate poorly Vexual
06:38 BingoBoingo I rate very poorly
06:38 Vexual so im nigella?
06:39 Vexual a cocaine habit and an aptitude for cups to grammes?
06:39 BingoBoingo Maybe? Maybe if you are a bitch who likes to be choked the hell out of?
06:40 Vexual nope, +5!
06:41 Vexual although, my defences were insufficient
06:41 BingoBoingo Everyone's defenses are insufficient
06:42 Vexual deep
06:43 BingoBoingo Not really, it just happens
06:43 Vexual you were quite obviously better than me
06:44 BingoBoingo Maybe? Deep though would have involved you knowing both why and how I beat you.
06:45 Vexual and my fail is forever etching in the marbleous slendour of bitcoin-assets
06:45 BingoBoingo Vexual: Nubbins' is totallly going to wipe the floor with your bullshit whenever he gets back.
06:46 Vexual oh :(
06:47 BingoBoingo Vexual, don't get me wrong. You weren't bad at chess.
06:48 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 78 @ 0.0026 = 0.2028 BTC [+]
06:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.002853 = 0.5706 BTC [-]
06:49 Vexual i was
06:49 Vexual am
06:49 BingoBoingo Vexual: You just handled every situation you encountered in the game in a way that was substandard
06:50 Vexual oh
06:51 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oWxyYiR6dQ
06:51 ozbot Paul Simon & Ladysmith Black Mambazo - Homeless - Hyde Park - Live in London - July 15 2012 - YouTub
06:58 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUQzE7ff8pQ
06:58 ozbot Paul Kelly - I've done all the dumb things - YouTube
07:03 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSzpOUwiLkc&hl=en-GB&gl=GB
07:03 ozbot Nightcrawlers - Push The Feeling On - YouTube
07:07 Vexual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFHkO3CqnjU
07:07 ozbot Bong-Ra 'Can You Dig It ?' - YouTube
07:07 Vexual ;)
07:15 Vexual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHLj7xt5Rw
07:15 ozbot afroman - sell your dope - YouTube
~ 22 minutes ~
07:37 Vexual wold bitbet ever consider promoting cage fights? i need some coin
07:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29 BTC [-]
07:42 Vexual juke-jr is prolly the only guy in my weight
07:43 Vexual and hes flush
07:47 Vexual vex tardefortress might pay
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07:47 Vexual hes flush too
07:48 Vexual how big dyareckon prome is?
07:55 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyjV9hDNRvQ
07:55 ozbot Bloc Party - Two More Years - YouTube
07:57 Vexual $¬(<(..)
07:57 Vexual hahah
07:59 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsazIACpYM
07:59 ozbot Stone Roses - Fools Gold(Full Version) - YouTube
08:05 Vexual kano, dr greg and smidge have martial arts
08:08 Vexual next london trade show
08:13 Vexual i might be thinking too far outside the box
08:14 Vexual perhaps a trip to the cleaners instead of the dentis would be more satisfying with dr greg
08:15 Vexual less chance of asophogeal damage to me, with karate and all
08:17 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk8j3z53tGM
08:17 ozbot Ian Brown F E A R - YouTube
08:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.286 = 0.572 BTC [-]
08:22 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNpy6NoFFsk
08:22 ozbot Lead Belly- Pick A Bale Of Cotton live 1945 - YouTube
08:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.285 BTC [-]
08:25 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrofCGa2BP8
08:25 ozbot Eric Clapton - Cocaine [Live from Tokyo 1988] - YouTube
08:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 700 @ 0.00281328 = 1.9693 BTC [-] {5}
08:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1300 @ 0.00281015 = 3.6532 BTC [-] {3}
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08:47 Vexual coca growers are quite capable of subsistance farming
08:49 Vexual ie not growing coca for refinement
08:50 Vexual and providing better long term outcomes for their communities
~ 16 minutes ~
09:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.02499991 = 0.65 BTC [+] {2}
~ 16 minutes ~
09:22 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo "I have met Richard Martin II though and can say he is a rather unpleasant facsimile of a human being though." << too many thoughs
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09:43 ThickAsThieves http://www.mastercoin.org/
09:43 ThickAsThieves $169 ea
09:43 ThickAsThieves $95m market
09:44 ThickAsThieves http://coinmarketcap.com/ Ripple $2.6b
09:44 ozbot Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations | Bitcoin Ripple Litecoin MasterCoin Peercoin Namecoin Quark
~ 25 minutes ~
10:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 4090 @ 0.001 = 4.09 BTC
10:20 Gotyawallet a lot of folks do NOT like mastercoin
10:25 kakobrekla ;;later tell bugpowder twas a bug without powder
10:25 gribble The operation succeeded.
10:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 19 @ 0.07 = 1.33 BTC [-] {3}
10:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.28100334 = 1.686 BTC [-] {2}
10:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.28012013 BTC [-]
10:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2376 @ 0.00009086 = 0.2159 BTC [-] {6}
10:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15600 @ 0.00085385 = 13.3201 BTC [+] {3}
10:40 kakobrekla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72RqpItxd8M
10:40 ozbot KUNG FURY Official Trailer [HD] - YouTube
10:41 kakobrekla this is better than bitfury
10:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17110 @ 0.00085373 = 14.6073 BTC [-]
10:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 202 @ 0.00085122 = 0.1719 BTC [-]
10:52 kakobrekla http://finance.yahoo.com/news/shares-no-name-tech-company-122532967.html
10:52 ozbot Shares Of No-Name Tech Company Go Crazy After It Announces Its Getting Into The Bitcoin Game - Yahoo
11:00 the20year1 Nice
11:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.07739999 = 0.774 BTC [+] {2}
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11:25 TomServo !jd
11:25 assbot Just-Dice stat: 9702 BTC profit, 35.6k BTC invested, 393.50 mio bets, 4.67 mio BTC wagered
11:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 11 @ 0.2949992 = 3.245 BTC [+] {4}
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11:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26200 @ 0.00085453 = 22.3887 BTC [+]
11:55 the20year1 Big RentalStarter email sent out, if you're one of our investors, please read - https://docs.google.com/document/d/164t3NRO3KysAmFHCwj9GeEWDsYSkU8_wCKo9dL9WoUk/edit?usp=sharing
12:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00085453 = 13.6725 BTC [+]
12:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.NSA] 45000 @ 0.00012 = 5.4 BTC [-]
12:03 Bugpowder TWTR pop
12:04 jurov ;;hashrate
12:04 gribble Error: "hashrate" is not a valid command.
12:04 jurov ;;rate
12:04 gribble (rate <nick> <rating> [<notes>]) -- Enters a rating for <nick> in the amount of <rating>. Use optional <notes> field to enter any notes you have about this user. <nick> must be the user's GPG-registered username, Your previously existing rating, if any, will be overwritten.
12:04 jurov ;;bc,stats
12:04 gribble Current Blocks: 277263 | Current Difficulty: 1.1809231952580261E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 278207 | Next Difficulty In: 944 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 5 days, 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 16 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1390150298.77 | Estimated Percent Change: 17.71725
12:05 Bugpowder http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/hot-stock-minute/wpcs-to-release-bitcoin-trading-platform--gm-recalls-1-5-million-cars-in-china--textron-buys-beechcraft--lockheed-martin-at-52-week-high-135253529.html
12:05 ozbot WPCS soars; GM recalls; Textron buys Beechcraft; Lockheed Martin hits 52-week high | Hot Stock Minut
12:05 Bugpowder First up, WPCS International (WPCS) whose stock jumped 20% in after-hours trading yesterday. The surge came after the tech company announced its BTX Trader unit would be releasing a software platform to trade Bitcoins. The digital currency last traded above $800 according to Bitcoin exchange, Mt.Gox. For the year, WPCS is down nearly 50%.
12:06 Bugpowder http://www.rttnews.com/2244541/wpcs-announces-public-release-of-beta-version-of-btx-trading-platform.aspx?type=bn
12:06 ozbot WPCS Announces Public Release Of Beta Version Of BTX Trading Platform
12:06 Bugpowder just a micro cap pump and dump?
12:08 benkay no way man they have a amazing pan-exchange trading execution thing totally going to rescue their business with a pivot into profitability
12:08 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
12:12 pankkake https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/46514 not enough faces too many palms
12:12 ozbot Please add Bernankoin - BEK : Cryptsy.com
12:15 benkay why is this so surprising, pankkake?
12:16 benkay in nature, success leads to imitators.
12:18 benkay in computers, where there's a trivial cost to spin up (f.ex) a new altchain, the froth of imitators will be dominated by people who are kind of sort of with it, as they're going to outperform the derpy imitators who genuinely believe that they're changing the world or being a part of something or some shit like that.
12:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04999999 = 0.3 BTC [-]
12:19 benkay bernankoin just has too many legs to die, thanks to you :)
12:19 jurov you mean heads?
12:19 jurov not legs
12:20 benkay well there's only pankkake heading the thing up
12:20 benkay the legs'd be a million 'me-too'-ers
12:20 pankkake people complain I'm not "promoting" it enough lol
12:21 jurov dunno how many heads pankkake has
12:21 pankkake I have a few people in my head
12:21 benkay i think i saw Vexual talking to himself in -assets last night
12:22 jurov what? that happened ever since he arrived
12:22 benkay true, true.
12:23 jurov in short, we are a legion
12:25 benkay http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-12-2013#432070
12:25 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
12:25 benkay that one though
12:25 benkay actually addressing himself
12:27 jurov lol i missed that
12:31 jurov to me it looks like markov chain generation
12:31 jurov vexual might try to place bounty to whoever discovers the source for his generator
12:31 jurov not sure if that helps him, tho
12:34 benkay "hello, -assets? yes, i've lost my other personality's Markov chain generator. will someone escrow a dogecoin bounty?"
12:37 jurov i had in mind something else, like, replacing the corpus
12:37 jurov by trilema articles, perhaps?
12:42 benkay romanian's going to make for some messy chains
12:43 benkay pietilla's posts?
12:45 jurov they are mostly gone :(
12:49 Gotyawallet no more supernode
12:51 mod6 lawl
12:56 Gotyawallet WOW them new indian exchanges has some volumes
13:07 ThickAsThieves http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/27/5248004/federal-judge-rules-nsa-metadata-collection-is-lawful-dismissing-aclu
13:07 ozbot Federal judge rules NSA metadata collection is lawful, dismissing ACLU case | The Verge
13:08 ThickAsThieves "the question of whether that program should be conducted is for the other two coordinate branches of Government to decide."
13:11 benkay "the rapist in charge of proceedings deferred to the team of rapists running the show outside the courtroom on the question of determining who should get raped and when."
13:16 asciilifeform who, exactly, imagined that this would go differently?
13:16 asciilifeform picture suing kgb in a soviet court.
13:20 Gotyawallet Picture the KGB like you've never seen them before
13:20 Gotyawallet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9sQZLtsfp8
13:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24550 @ 0.00085122 = 20.8975 BTC [-]
13:38 Bugpowder that is a different case though, right?
13:44 jurov "I'll also note that Filch was remarkably unpleasant to the children in Hogwarts and I expect the school's hedonic index to be improved by his departure, not that it matters to you, I suppose."
13:44 jurov hpmor on it again :D
13:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 220 @ 0.001 = 0.22 BTC
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14:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 6 @ 0.07705 = 0.4623 BTC [+] {3}
14:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02499991 = 0.25 BTC [-]
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14:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 43 @ 0.04999999 = 2.15 BTC [-]
14:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 39 @ 0.2809232 = 10.956 BTC [-] {6}
15:01 Gotyawallet Hrmph.
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15:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02389999 = 0.1912 BTC [-]
15:33 benkay !l m s.mpoe
15:33 assbot Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00085122 BTC [-]
15:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1500 @ 0.001 = 1.5 BTC
15:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 22 @ 0.0488973 = 1.0757 BTC [-] {5}
15:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.04795563 = 1.2948 BTC [-] {4}
15:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.04756 = 0.5232 BTC [-]
15:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17900 @ 0.00085313 = 15.271 BTC [+] {3}
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16:05 benkay mpoe back to 90k?
16:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.29499797 = 1.18 BTC [+]
16:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 118 @ 0.00291 = 0.3434 BTC [+] {2}
16:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.00291998 = 0.254 BTC [+] {3}
16:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.00291998 = 0.254 BTC [+] {2}
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16:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20200 @ 0.00085122 = 17.1946 BTC [-]
16:44 benkay 17 btc sez nope.
16:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00085463 = 6.4097 BTC [+] {2}
17:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.001 = 0.2 BTC
17:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29499997 BTC [+]
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17:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 49 @ 0.00291996 = 0.1431 BTC [-]
17:41 FabianB_ ;;calc 1/0.00260000
17:41 gribble 384.615384615
17:42 FabianB_ ;;ticker --last --currency eur
17:42 gribble 569.01
17:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 53 @ 0.0028102 = 0.1489 BTC [-] {2}
17:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15740 @ 0.000851 = 13.3947 BTC [-] {2}
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18:13 jurov $avg
18:13 mpexbot jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
18:17 benkay colleague and i were just noodling on the topic of using a cardano for deploys
18:21 deadweasel ;;ticker
18:21 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 793.429, Best ask: 799.97498, Bid-ask spread: 6.54598, Last trade: 799.97498, 24 hour volume: 13963.13789770, 24 hour low: 768.0, 24 hour high: 837.0, 24 hour vwap: 798.84032
18:31 benkay another crazy vix month
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18:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22521 @ 0.00085484 = 19.2519 BTC [+]
18:52 benkay and yet the mpoe buys keep pouring in
18:59 jurov !t m ^oix
18:59 assbot [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / 66.44661388 / 66.44661388 (3 shares, 0.07 BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)
19:00 jurov there's a mess with these 3 calls somehow
19:01 jurov 3x O.USD.C065T were bought at .02177107 , they will break even at 830.89
19:01 jurov not at 664.46
19:02 jurov or did i forgot something about oix?
19:05 asciilifeform benkay: if you're still there - care to say more?
19:06 jurov kakobrekla: and it seems assbot doesn't show puts data
19:06 jurov mpex says OIX for puts is 0.07 (100.0 / 0.0)
19:06 benkay asciilifeform: encrypt shell script that when sourced sets environment variables with cardano key
19:07 asciilifeform benkay: i think i'm missing something here
19:07 asciilifeform cardano key?
19:07 benkay plug cardano into server, decrypt shell script, run and set environment variables for application.
19:08 benkay well, public key corresponding to private key on cardano.
19:08 benkay encrypt *to*
19:08 benkay do forgive my imprecision.
19:08 asciilifeform say enemy has control of server.
19:08 asciilifeform he lifts the payload (script) out, does what he likes
19:08 benkay if enemy has control of server they can lift environment variables right out
19:09 benkay this is for managing deploy variables in such a way that repo can get compromised
19:09 asciilifeform likewise, if cardano is left unattended in a cage, enemy can walk off with it.
19:09 mod6 well this page: http://trilema.com/2013/introducing-the-oix/ says that it should be: 650/(1-.02177107) * Trade Vol / Total Vol | in this case = 83.08946575 ~ $830.8946575
19:09 mod6 so yeah, not sure...
19:09 benkay yes, of course. this is why you pull C out of a safe when booting new application instance.
19:09 benkay and put it back in the safe after application has been booted.
19:10 asciilifeform what i'm unclear on is: what is being protected?
19:10 mod6 bah, my bad: 650/(1-.02177107) = 830.89465751
19:10 benkay secrets in the repository.
19:10 mod6 i did `65' the first time.
19:11 mod6 hmmmm
19:13 asciilifeform my understanding is that: in this case you would be using cardano merely as a disk?
19:13 asciilifeform i'm still not sure how it adds anything here
19:14 asciilifeform the reason i'm piping up, is that i don't want any misconceptions floating about regarding what C is for.
19:14 asciilifeform most importantly, it is not designed to resist physical dissection.
19:15 jurov asciilifeform: it will be used to sign resulting binary or tarball?
19:15 asciilifeform because 1) it is cost-prohibitive, and more importatly, 2) flies in the face of auditability
19:15 asciilifeform sure, you can sign a tarball
19:15 asciilifeform but it is unwise to keep cardano in an unmanned facility.
19:15 benkay not as a disk no, but to decrypt a file of environmental variables describing cluster provisioning.
19:16 asciilifeform then enemy will read the machine's memory and walk off with secret.
19:16 asciilifeform this is usually trivial.
19:16 benkay sure.
19:16 benkay once cluster is compromised, cluster is compromised.
19:17 asciilifeform likewise, enemy will use the unattended cardano to sign the diddled tars.
19:20 jurov iirc there will be serial number of files encrypted/signed?
19:21 jurov maybe you can put the serial right inside signature's date field.. so that it can be checked
19:21 jurov and hell raised if the value is not expected
19:26 asciilifeform it is important to understand that once an enemy captures a cardano and lifts the private key, he can sign whatever he pleases.
19:27 jurov yes, we're talking about connecting cardano to (remotely) pwned server
19:28 jurov checking this serial won't help with diddling, but allows the attacker only one try
19:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.00085323 = 8.3617 BTC [-] {2}
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20:44 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo http://trilema.com/2013/the-typologies-of-homosexuality-reprint/
20:51 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Much more polished than my attempt.
20:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25778 @ 0.00085159 = 21.9523 BTC [-]
20:51 mircea_popescu it actually took a fluent romanian speaker / native english to make the first draft and half hour of my time to correct it
20:51 mircea_popescu translation is about 5x as difficult as writing, who knew.
20:52 nubbins` "the courage to ignore orthodoxy in favor of truth"
20:52 nubbins` few people make this identification
20:54 nubbins` admittedly only skimmed the rest of the article beyond part 1
20:55 mircea_popescu :p
20:55 mircea_popescu so i left my erlenmeyer tuica glass with a little on the bottom and went to bed
20:55 mircea_popescu now i have fifty hundred drunk gnats all over
20:55 mircea_popescu why ;/
20:55 nubbins` noooo
20:56 nubbins` time to create a gnat trap
20:56 mircea_popescu brb buying sparrows
20:56 nubbins` heh
20:56 nubbins` nah, too complicated
20:57 nubbins` http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll45/huntleygang/idearoom/fruitfly2-1.jpg
20:57 mircea_popescu o wow srsly ?
20:57 nubbins` ^ you can also cut a plastic beverage bottle in half to construct much the same thing
20:57 mircea_popescu they don't find the hole ?
20:57 nubbins` yeah
20:57 nubbins` they're idiots
20:57 mircea_popescu hahaha poor things
20:57 nubbins` this is how lobsters are caught too, incidentally
20:57 mircea_popescu no, see, it's just they have very specialised sensing apparata
20:58 mircea_popescu and can't dose "fresh air"
20:58 mircea_popescu can dose alcohol very well!
20:58 nubbins` nod
20:58 nubbins` red wine is the classic bait, but it's a bit of a waste of wine
20:58 mircea_popescu then again... why'd they want to get out.
20:58 nubbins` judging by the picture, rotting fruit works too
20:59 nubbins` ah, here we go, a bit more classic: http://www.bottlebiology.org/graphics/flytrap/build3.gif
21:00 btclovernick what is mpex
21:00 nubbins` an exchange
21:00 btclovernick ok
21:00 btclovernick what can i buy and sell
21:00 btclovernick what is s.mpoe
21:00 btclovernick s.bbet
21:00 btclovernick what is s.mg
21:01 btclovernick what is s.nsa
21:01 nubbins` i invite you to read the respective IPOs, but they're all funds for various business-y things
21:01 btclovernick ok
21:01 btclovernick where is the ipo
21:01 nubbins` just click the link and read :D
21:02 nubbins` very difficult to get lost on that website, it's pretty straight forward
21:02 nubbins` granted, the reading is a bit dry, but that's just because they haven't commissioned any of these documents to be remade in graphic novel format
21:02 btclovernick ok
21:02 btclovernick http://bitbet.us/
21:02 btclovernick what is this
21:02 btclovernick why is this listed
21:03 nubbins` looks like a betting website
21:03 nubbins` and it's listed because they own it
21:03 nubbins` or at least a portion of it
21:03 btclovernick ok
21:03 ArsKisS wutwut, sbfs rising again
21:03 btclovernick how do u list another bitcoin site
21:03 btclovernick what do u think of coinsetter
21:03 btclovernick they just raised 1.5mn $ today in nyc
21:03 nubbins` not knowing anything about it, i don't think much of it
21:03 nubbins` i'm sure it's lovely tho :D
21:04 mircea_popescu nubbins` well i made one out of foil and double tape, lessee
21:04 btclovernick ru make of mpex
21:04 nubbins` i think generally the listing requirements for mpex are a bit more stringent than other places
21:04 mircea_popescu btclovernick did you read the contracts ?
21:04 nubbins` mircea_popescu: i wonder will the foil confuse them
21:04 mircea_popescu heh they're on it.
21:04 nubbins` if it's not full of corpses tomorrow, consider paper
21:04 nubbins` ah great!
21:04 mircea_popescu why;d it confuse them ?
21:05 mircea_popescu they're half blind
21:05 nubbins` no idea, just guessing
21:05 mircea_popescu i like foil cause it makes their efforts audible.
21:05 nubbins` ah, the thrill of the hunt!
21:05 nubbins` stick a contact mic on the bottle and record their death screams
21:05 mircea_popescu double tape is also made for this application
21:06 mircea_popescu i bought a roll years ago moving in here, cause i was buying shit
21:06 mircea_popescu never had occasion to use except to fix girl's improbable cleavage clings and now to catc hgnats.
21:07 nubbins` so i made some moose sausage today: http://imgur.com/W646MP2
21:07 mircea_popescu ArsKisS the who ?
21:07 nubbins` slowly getting better at it.
21:09 mircea_popescu looks noobish :D
21:09 ArsKisS mircea_popescu, nobody
21:09 nubbins` mircea_popescu: funny, that ;)
21:10 nubbins` slowly learning to plump up loose fills by adding links of appropriate length
21:10 nubbins` http://imgur.com/lzDd9Zw
21:10 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
21:10 mircea_popescu aha
21:11 mircea_popescu what do you use for membrane ?
21:11 nubbins` collagen casings
21:11 nubbins` made from beef hide or something
21:11 nubbins` guts are actually hard to find
21:12 mircea_popescu it shows.
21:12 mircea_popescu actual guts actually help you a lot with shaping the sausage
21:12 nubbins` yeah, real guts are much more flexible too
21:12 nubbins` i've popped a few links because of the collagen's lack of give
21:13 nubbins` you also don't get that nice "snap" when you bite down into collagen
21:13 mircea_popescu the solution obv is to hunt your own meece.
21:13 mircea_popescu they always come with enough guts to make sausage.
21:13 nubbins` nod, the ultimate convenience food
21:13 nubbins` it's like if pizzas were born with boxes inside them.
21:13 mircea_popescu this is how people ended up religious in the first place
21:13 nubbins` haha
21:13 mircea_popescu "how come an animal has just enough guts in it to make sausage ?"
21:14 nubbins` "he came with just enough blood to make a sacrifice"
21:14 mircea_popescu yup
21:14 Duffer1 lol
21:14 mircea_popescu i kid you not.
21:14 nubbins` i imagine moose have HUGE poop chutes
21:14 mircea_popescu nubbins` not really much bigger than what you're used to
21:14 mircea_popescu if you watch a lot of porn
21:14 nubbins` ah, hm
21:15 nubbins` anyway, the collagen will do for now until i find a source
21:15 nubbins` still a few butchers i haven't called
21:15 mircea_popescu call all the bitches!
21:15 mircea_popescu s/bitches/butchers
21:15 nubbins` oh, i will
21:15 nubbins` when i try something new, i go full throttle
21:16 nubbins` honestly this all came about because i was eating some nice pepperoni in here when you mentioned something about dried salami a few weeks ago
21:16 nubbins` and then the next day, i was given a few pounds of moose sausage
21:16 nubbins` it flipped a switch
21:17 mircea_popescu ha
21:17 nubbins` anyway! guests are here, peace
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21:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 66 @ 0.00290838 = 0.192 BTC [-]
21:55 the20year2 you using moose intestines for sausage?
21:56 the20year2 Well, sausage casings
21:59 mircea_popescu .d
21:59 ozbot 1180923195.25803 | Next Diff in 871 blocks | Estimated Change: 17.8101% in 4d 22h 56m 33s
22:14 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/mpoe-december-2013-statement/
22:14 ozbot MPOE, December 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
22:27 the20year2 so are you paying a dividend?
22:27 mircea_popescu yea.
22:30 the20year2 k, was trying to find that part
22:39 toffoo what happened with the mpex options market?
22:44 mircea_popescu toffoo what are you asking ?
22:45 toffoo I haven't seen many of those options trades that used to print in this channel. has volume dropped a lot?
22:45 mircea_popescu ~1.1k btc nominal traded last month
22:45 mircea_popescu they tend to move in large chunks, when they do.
22:46 toffoo is that a lot less than what it used to be?
22:46 mircea_popescu if i recall correctly the record is ~500k notional.
22:47 toffoo I'm somewhat surprised that during the last huge price spike/crash that your options market wasn't more active
22:47 mircea_popescu me too.
22:47 mircea_popescu amusingly, people tend to buy more options when the market is flat than when it moves.
22:48 mircea_popescu i suspect the human brain can't quite cope with btc volatility so then they seem "expensive"
22:50 Duffer1 your options participants are speculators above all else, it seems natural for them to consider the fiat value of btc
22:50 Duffer1 "cheap" or "expensive"
22:52 mircea_popescu i meant something more along these lines : if you go to a fellow and say "pay me a dime and you can get two dollars if the price of grain dubles in a month" he will consider this cheap.
22:52 mircea_popescu if however you say "give me half a bitcoin and you can have two if bitcoin doubles in a month" he will consider this expensive
22:53 Duffer1 i see
22:53 mircea_popescu notwithstanding that btc prices have doubled five of the past twenty months, and grain prices have not doubled any one of the past 1500 months
22:56 toffoo I'm also somewhat surprised that whoever is running the bot's vol book hasn't blown up yet
22:56 mircea_popescu you don't really know how that works do you ?
22:57 toffoo probably not
22:57 mircea_popescu may i direct you to the age old http://trilema.com/2012/sa-ne-jucam-de-a-investitiile-n-bitcoini/
22:57 mircea_popescu it's all explained in there.
22:58 toffoo no hablo romanian
22:58 mircea_popescu there's an english version
23:00 toffoo oh right, it's the bond holders who own the bot's vol risk? is that how it works?
23:01 mircea_popescu yeah
23:02 mircea_popescu there's been some synthetics published too,
23:02 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/mpoe-bonds-historical-data-dec-2012-nov-2013/
23:02 ozbot MPOE bonds historical data, Dec 2012 - Nov 2013 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
23:02 mircea_popescu link within for the previous 16 months or w/e
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23:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22070 @ 0.00085162 = 18.7953 BTC [+] {2}
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23:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38248 @ 0.00085359 = 32.6481 BTC [+] {2}
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