#trilema | 2014-06-27

"Roughly half the counties in our nation lack a single OB/GYN physician to care for women."

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guess the country.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35900 @ 0.00081919 = 29.4089 BTC [-] {2}

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usa

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yeah ob/gyn is a known target for legal scammers in the us

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your kid comes out a 'tard - it's the doctor's faul

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mircea_popescu: if you're concerned about a collapse, the marginal utility of putting 10% of your << there is another possible observation here. quite a few of the folks who might otherwise take an interest in bitcoin are 'collapse pessimists' - i.e. believe in the 'lead standard.'

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yeah it's interesting that the "lead standard" crowd seems to have not adopted bitcoin

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 52 @ 0.04113518 = 2.139 BTC [-] {4}

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(why a fellow who could afford to mount some semblance of adequate preparation for lead standard would stay in usa, is a question for them - not me)

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best hypothesis i know of - some folks want to 'die well' rather than live

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New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/patriarchy-is-a-thing-because-nobody-likes-living-in-a-world-populated-by-little-girls/

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yeah the amusing thing about most of those types is that they seem to want to "own" their own own bunker or whatever, rather than the more obvious strategy of "recruit army, train"

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'recruit army' in peacetime generally gets you 'hutareed'

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;;google hutaree

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Hutaree - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hutaree>; Judge acquits 7 Hutaree militia members accused of terrorist ...: <http://www.freep.com/article/20120327/NEWS06/120327048/Judge-dismisses-critical-charges-in-Hutaree-case>; hutaree - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/user/hutaree>

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(minus the acquittal, normally)

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well, you certainly cannot make usg your enemy either

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if you organize anything in usa that even vaguely resembles an army from a distance, you've made the enemy

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i dare say the folks who want to stick around to enjoy a hypothetical north american zimbabwe (usa minus mains current, sewer, water) are justifiably disinterested in btc

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speaking of sewage, i recently had occasion to learn the details behind herr orlov's assertion that usa minus mains current will drown in own shit

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walking trails in public parks here are, for various reasons, built on top of sewer mains (cheap right of way?)

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sometimes, you'll encounter a structure that looks like this:

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http://www.cityofoviedo.net/files/Utility%20Water-Wastewater%20Pictures%20008.jpg

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that's a 'lift station.' normally sewer is operated by gravity. but often, for reasons of cost, a pipe will be laid uphill.

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and one of these (electric pump) is built.

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no mains current - no flow.

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this is a big problem in the maryland/dc area because it's a swamp

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there's not much "downhill" to be had

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correct.

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my own understanding of many of the 'trails' the DC area is that they were mostly railroad right-of-ways

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mostly from the (destroyed) trolley system from the first half of 20th c.

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yep. here's an example: https://www.traillink.com/trail/wba-trail.aspx

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WB&A Trail | Maryland Trails | TrailLink.com

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they only reason the right-of-ways survived coherently is because utilities like power were still in use long after the railroads went bankrupt

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25200 @ 0.00081854 = 20.6272 BTC [-] {2}

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it's quite enlightening to study the ownership path of the right-of-way deeds. One realizes that us infrastructure is pretty much like openssl: everyone knows it's a horrible pit, everyone uses it, no will to 'fix' it

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this, incidentally, is also where you find fiber.

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conveniently marked for enemy saboteurs.

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(usg likes to lay unmarked fiber for seekrit skvirrel use. what happens? it gets cut. as the recent case of a new branch of wash. dc metro)

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there was another amusing example in the DC area a few years ago, after the "derecho" thunderstorm. power was out everywher - why? because none of the treehuggers would let the power-line clearances be maintained

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result: constant loss of power (especially in older neighborhoods like in PG county)

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more complicated. the tree trimmers routinely cut fiber (likewise strung overhead)

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and so people resist them.

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(trunk lines are buried; houses usually have pole connections)

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yeah most cable companies "rent" the low wire on power poles

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/30/AR2009053002114.html

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The One Fiber Optic Cable No One on the Dig for Tysons Rail Wants to Hit

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^ incident in question

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.041 = 1.025 BTC [-] {2}

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I found the metro to be generally useless

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it takes an hour to get downtown, stopping at every useless ghetto on the way

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* RUchamp_ (a2e354cb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.162.227.84.203) has joined #bitcoin-assets << dear chan, since i've made that 0.1 btc for titties post, mind voicing new names off webchat for a while ?

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city can't really exist without something like metro. (trivial arithmetic - calculate what fraction of city would have to be demolished for parking lots if every bureaucrat had to drive in.)

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it's in the interest of greater titage.

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I guess my real point is that much of DC is an uninhabitable mad max land

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and the parts that aren't are bezzle-priced

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why are survivalist group womenz always so a) rare and b) unattractive

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I think most women (quite practically) would rather die than live in mad max land

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why ?

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what portion of humanity would commit suicide if they were transported to 100 AD sans iphones?

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i imagine more boys than girls at any rate.

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no porn right ?

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heh good point

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!up mgio

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I can get 1 CME every 25-50 seconds, depending on my ability to click "b".

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ahaha o boy

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as in "continuing medical education"?

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yea

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dub

hey, doing drugs is studying medicine

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press b

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too bad you can't sell your credits

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11500 @ 0.00081831 = 9.4106 BTC [-]

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are you working on maintaining your medical license with the state?

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who me ?!

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well, why else would you be trying to hoard CME credits?

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im just reading this dude's site

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ah the last pscychiatrist guy?

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ya

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i really can't see myself getting a license from anyone to anyting.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.00081799 = 10.0613 BTC [-] {2}

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mgio

hello everyone

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hi

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The logic of a 10 year MOC exam is to keep us up to date, so it's fair to ask: what in psychiatry has changed in ten years, what are the major advances? Depakote was discovered to be the default maintenance mood stabilizer despite no evidence supporting this, but that fell into disuse at a time oddly coinciding with its patent expiration, which is suspicious but I'm no epidemiologist. Anyway, it wasn't on the test. Any

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thing else? A few new medicines have come out, though none of them appeared on the test either. There's money to be made on the west coast using giant magnets, (fortunately) also not on the test. So? Was the ABPN worried I'd forget how to use MAOIs? I'm never going to use them, I have enough problems monitoring Xanax. The astonishing truth is that despite millions of dollars and hundreds of academic careers psychiatry

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has made no progress in almost 20 years, let alone ten, a claim no other medical specialty can make, and the truth which cannot be spoken out loud. Hence an exam.

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there.

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maybe i should spend my money printing fliers of this guy's blog instead.

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most of the comments are derping about the guy's identity

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i wasn't aware this was a secret

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the history of medicene is mostly about trying to heal people but failing miserably

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why should someone in this age have a different conceit?

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depends how you look at it.

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do you suppose medicine is responsible for all health ? or just for those cases it picks up ?

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well no one can be responsible for everything

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so the latter

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but currently it's mostly regarded as "the health of the population" is a thing.

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by the latter criterion i'd guess medicine is mostly successful

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just as long as you don't try curing things that don't have a cure

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like for instance, your brain has the crazy

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!up Cory

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i'd be kinda curious to see how a country worked where the cure for insanity was 2 years in parliament.

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and they put in padded cells the sorts of idiots that wish to spend their time running for an office instead.

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I'd say most democratic systems have created this situation anyway. What kind of person wants to be a bureaucrat who appears to be in charge yet can affect nothing?

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actually that's the most appealing.

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ask anyone, would they rather fuck a bunch of women, or would they rather not fuck at all but be regarded by their peers as a modern casanova ?

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good point, except in the former case they would be considered pond scum

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hardly.

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maybe by racist xenophobe male chauvinist reactionaries

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lol

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y con queso

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Congress has a 5% approval rating

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yet most congressmen get re-elected

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I guess the shame of the institution doesn't attach to its individual members

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I suppose there's a reason that the Washington Monument is a giant phallus, welcoming the incoming classes of young interns

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lol the only reason they get re-elected is the seniority system

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you think the median voter knows about committee appointments?

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5100 @ 0.00082031 = 4.1836 BTC [+]

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no, but it makes no difference

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it's like asking me if the median fridge user knows about the carnot cycle

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people vote the party their parents voted generally

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so it's a demographic thing, seems to me

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"<+mircea_popescu> FabianB what's unconfirmed do again ?" << number of unconfirmed transactions in btc network

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i think it only appears demographic because there's allignment between the actual causes and demographics.

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FabianB a nice!

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$unconfirmed

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mircea_popescu: 2039

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are you well connected enough to do a $dblspent ?

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14500 @ 0.00082031 = 11.8945 BTC [+]

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mircea_popescu: source is not one of my own bitcoind but blockchain.info currently

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ah

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well it may be useful if you're into the nitty gritty of it, merchants could always query your service if in doubt

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kinda larger sort of investment to make it go, i guess.

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hmm.. will think about dblspent

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40200 @ 0.00081835 = 32.8977 BTC [-]

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having a few dedicated trusted watchers certainly cheaper than "everyone" doing their own watching, and certainly better than current situation (where most everyone doesn't do any)

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yeah, source should be more decentralized for that than https://blockchain.info/double-spends probably

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Bitcoin Double Spends - Blockchain.info

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well if you run your own node(s) with good peerage it'd come from there

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otherwise tgere;'s little value to just you know, making a web url alias

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yeah

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so romania's other great blogger switched to english : http://www.jeg.ro/adrian-ghenie-pace-gallery-london-golems-looking-at-the-art-world-over-adrian-ghenie-s-shoulder-and-why-i-hate-i-or-love-it-not-sure/

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Looking at the art world over Adrian Ghenies shoulder and why I hate it or love it. Not sure.

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romania now has pretty much no bloggers left at all.

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would you say the portion of youth in romania who speak english is equal to argentina's portion?

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pretty much

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i never met an intelligent young man that couldn't read it

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now actually speaking it...

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12946 @ 0.00081804 = 10.5903 BTC [-] {2}

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Its so dark a still ignorant third friend completed. Couldnt see her complexion, probably because it was in fact so dark. She wasnt black, but thatd be something, right?

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!up conwke

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wtf does that mean?

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it's a quoter

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hehe

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conwke

I haven't used IRC in years, its strange being back on

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enjoi.

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and im off. nn ppls!

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[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 300 @ 0.00354788 = 1.0644 BTC [-] {10}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21536 @ 0.00081785 = 17.6132 BTC [-] {2}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19900 @ 0.00081783 = 16.2748 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20550 @ 0.00081845 = 16.8191 BTC [+]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5216 @ 0.00081783 = 4.2658 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48394 @ 0.00081912 = 39.6405 BTC [+] {3}

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.043 = 0.645 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20172 @ 0.00081871 = 16.515 BTC [-] {3}

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xmj:fluffypony: are you on skype? <- yes, fluffypony on Skype

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[MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 595 @ 0.00237886 = 1.4154 BTC [+] {2}

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fluffypony: How's the thing?

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https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=405986.msg7531748#msg7531748

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{BFL} Here's a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK at your Monarch!

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BingoBoingo: quite nice so far, but all I've really done is arrive, have a few drinks, and then have breakfast

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will put up a blog post later today when I get a moment

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if someone still doubted this guy had serious mental troubles

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lolwut

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pankkake: How trollish are you feeling today?

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I've trolled all week, I'm nearing the end of my streak

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why?

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pankkake: An experiment details in PM

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19625 @ 0.00082158 = 16.1235 BTC [+]

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https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7953134

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DogeCoin and Dystopia | Hacker News

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15934 @ 0.00082158 = 13.0911 BTC [+]

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Church collapses http://www.chron.com/news/article/People-trapped-after-building-collapse-near-Katy-5582104.php

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Dozens hurt at house party as room over garage collapses - Houston Chronicle

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do you guys make floors out of drywall

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punkman: Maybe...

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why can't I have something like this on *nix, http://poshconsole.codeplex.com/

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PoshConsole - Home

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http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&type=submission&id=3657661

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Jackson Palmer leaving Dogecoin - Slashdot

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punkman: https://www.enlightenment.org/p.php?p=about/terminology

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Terminology

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but yeah, I wish we had consoles with non-text elements

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you might say "GUIs", but I want them in screen, in ssh, and be keyboard driven only

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or at least, mainly, since you can use the mouse in some console applications…

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I just figured out how to do clickable text that opens a URL in browser

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guess I'll have to popup another window for graphs

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or save to image file

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http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/1x0ncb/rdogecoin_is_turning_into_rbitcoin/ lol

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r/dogecoin is turning into r/bitcoin : dogecoin

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I love browsing with the "controversial" sort

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http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/2586pm/censorship_in_rdogecoin/

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Censorship in r/dogecoin : dogecoin

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.0404469 = 0.6067 BTC [-]

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 13 @ 0.0404469 = 0.5258 BTC [-]

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http://acko.net/blog/on-termkit/

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On TermKit Acko.net

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node.js + webkit what could go wrong

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right, I've seen that one before. but as I understand it, he merged the shell and the terminal emulator

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some friends tried to do something similar (though it was to use existing applications), but it went nowhere too

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pankkake: also found a hack I could copy from another app. It checks window size, makes a full-sized background, then pastes your smaller image on the right coordinates.

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but fuck it, I'm just gonna pop up a window with matplotlib

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00082295 = 6.9951 BTC [+]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17998 @ 0.00081767 = 14.7164 BTC [-] {2}

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"yes i have loads of old spreadsheets." yay, the stuff that makes plants grow

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.0008175 = 10.8728 BTC [-] {2}

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"The weakest point of my company was management," said Mr. Karpelès, who was the sole executive of the company.

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http://origin-www.bloomberg.com/quote/0881422D:US

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0881422D: Stock Quote - Winklevoss Bitcoin Trust - Bloomberg

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.0404469 = 1.0112 BTC [+]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31650 @ 0.00082303 = 26.0489 BTC [+] {3}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26650 @ 0.00081701 = 21.7733 BTC [-] {3}

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ThickAsThieves: lulzy

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"How much the hippos like Colombia can be judged from how much sex they are having. In Africa they usually become sexually active between the ages of seven and nine for males, and nine and 11 for females, but Pablo Escobar's hippos are becoming sexually active as young as three."

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pedohippo

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hippos are very horny

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"One hippo is to blame for the move upriver. Hippos live in harems. The alpha male at the Hacienda is known as El Viejo - The Old Man - and he is very powerful"

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Bet placed: 3.9794 BTC for Yes on "BTC network hashrate will exceed 1 Exahash/s before 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/713/ Odds: 59(Y):41(N) by coin, 54(Y):46(N) by weight. Total bet: 10.66613193 BTC. Current weight: 51,289.

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120 petahashes now

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http://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/298byf/fderp_a_new_bitcoin_shortonly_hedge_fund/

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F.DERP, A New Bitcoin Short-Only Hedge Fund Targeting Major Bitcoin Startups : CryptoCurrency

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^ hopefully lulz accumulate

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why on this subreddit?

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pankkake: Lower traffic, lingers on the front page longer...

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http://bitcoinist.net/appcoins-are-fraudulent/

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Appcoins Are Fraudulent ‹ Bitcoinist.net

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;;bc,stats

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another 25%, damn

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Fuck

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lol

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lost a bitbet?

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.04047873 = 8.0957 BTC [-] {10}

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Looks like the Bastille day one...

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http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/298dkp/mircea_popescu_promoting_rape_what_an_excellent/

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.04 = 0.56 BTC [-]

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cazalla

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Mircea Popescu, promoting rape. What an excellent PR for the community. : Bitcoin

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Prolly the best TLP article http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2007/07/the_most_important_article_on.html

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The Last Psychiatrist: The Most Important Article On Psychiatry You Will Ever Read

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13550 @ 0.00082241 = 11.1437 BTC [+]

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Also http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/08/4_unintended_consequences_of_s.html

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The Last Psychiatrist: 4 Unintended Consequences of Seroquel's Adjunct to Antidepressants Indication

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24400 @ 0.0008234 = 20.091 BTC [+]

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lol 'classic alpha male'

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dummy need to read a biology book

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^needs

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Hmmm... pankakke's masterpiece of #b-a blogs pissing on Doge seems to be a Maybe, but it is a slow news day...

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 19 @ 0.04397803 = 0.8356 BTC [+] {2}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25500 @ 0.00082311 = 20.9893 BTC [-] {2}

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mp just gets extra-provocative on a New Moon

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27041 @ 0.00082206 = 22.2293 BTC [-] {2}

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ThickAsThieves: Sh... If reddit ever found out he had a lunar cycle...

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the WereBaron

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:D

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Oh, I was thinking the other 28 day cycle...

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har

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Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2EVVH1E.txt )

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!b 5

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as far as alpha male goes..

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chetty think of it this way, do you believe that mp thinks women should literally be raped? I assume you'd answer No. In that case, what is he really trying to say? Or, at worst, what point can be extracted from the trolling. This is the nature of most mp rants and provocation. Each a test of your filters.

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my poor american education tells me you have to be wed and spawn to be classed so

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"a test of your filters". eh, I guess this is one of the best descriptions so far

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(I haven't read the article yet, I'm 3 behind…)

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well I think that article is a prime example of the confusion between sex/rape and assault/rape. he makes the long standing point about not knowing what you dont know but then it gets messy

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19100 @ 0.00081975 = 15.6572 BTC [-]

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I think rape is a topic he should stay off, at least until he gets raped and knows what it is

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http://us.wsj.com/articles/google-starts-removing-search-results-under-europes-right-to-be-forgotten-1403774023 courts corrupted by nonsense, again

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he's playing to your sensitivities, which, by nature, is bound to be insensitive

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oops wsj.com/articles/google-starts-removing-search-results-under-europes-right-to-be-forgotten-1403774023

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I try not to do that, but mp loves it

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normally I support the way he does that, it really does make people think. But everything has limits

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http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-26/nirp-strikes-spain-create-tax-bank-deposits

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NIRP Strikes: Spain To Create Tax On Bank Deposits | Zero Hedge

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translation: banksters can't have it all, we gubermint types get our cut first

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You could flip it on him; what insecurities put him in a position to be insensitive and provocative? In what ways is he enslaved by his nature? Why is he trying to understand the nature of rape and taboos?

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chetty: this is funny how the Euro really doesn't work; countries resort to things that have the same effects as printing money themselves

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maybe he just wants to be loved and the world he's created for himself leaves no room for it, and thus maybe constructs one that makes his seem ideal

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New blog post: http://pankkake.headfucking.net/2014/06/27/fullnode-co-is-a-scam/

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just thinking out loud

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deconstructing MP, fun pastime

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00081975 = 6.476 BTC [-]

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pankkake, its fun to watch the lament about the poor 'unbanked' while they drive people away from banks

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MP just wants to be loved.

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hmm or perhaps worshiped

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28900 @ 0.00081753 = 23.6266 BTC [-]

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"I doubt even 0.1% people here support rape of any kind." lol

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It’s the dream of every living creature. The desire that is the very root of life itself: to grow until all the space you can see is part of you, under your control. It’s the desire for greatness. There are two ways, though, to fulfill it. One way is to kill anything that is not yourself, to swallow it up or destroy it, until nothing is left to oppose

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you. You say to all the universe, Only I will be great, and to make room for me the rest of you must give up even what you already have, and become nothing.

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The other way is an exercise for the reader.

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;;google What percentage of people support rape?

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The Offenders | RAINN | Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network: <https://www.rainn.org/get-information/statistics/sexual-assault-offenders>; Who are the Victims? - Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network: <https://www.rainn.org/get-information/statistics/sexual-assault-victims>; Rape statistics - The Hathor Legacy: <http://thehathorlegacy.com/rape-statistics/>

08:25

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4100 @ 0.00081657 = 3.3479 BTC [-]

08:35

Node behavior battles have begun: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/298gmv/bitcoin_miner_txselection_prioritisation_as_a/

08:35

Bitcoin miner TX-selection: "prioritisation as a business model encourages centralisation and is incompatible with p2pool. Very harmful patch" : Bitcoin

08:36

lol that peter todd…

08:37

It hasn't been a good month for him, next should be worse

08:37

the patch isn't harmful in the sense at it's just an user interface option. it always was possible, and pools are offering it already

08:39

hm apparently OP_RETURN is by default not relayed. but if it ever is, I might patch my node :)

08:42

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28617 @ 0.00081644 = 23.3641 BTC [-] {2}

08:42

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 35 @ 0.0400008 = 1.4 BTC [-] {4}

08:43

feminists selling S.MPOE

08:45

pankkake, hey don't insult folks, feminist is a dirty word no matter what you think of rape

08:46

I'm in a trolly mood

~ 29 minutes ~

09:15

Things that WTF https://github.com/btcrobinhood/bips/blob/master/bip-1337.mediawiki

09:15

bips/bip-1337.mediawiki at master btcrobinhood/bips GitHub

09:16

re:anonymity, can't be abolished

09:16

you can restrict it in certain contexts, sure

09:22

!up Corey

09:22

!up Poffertje

09:25

;;view 20908

09:25

#20908 Fri Jun 27 09:21:50 2014 freewil SELL 973.5 BTC @ 565 USD (escrowed wire)

09:26

Gentlemen.

09:26

hi

09:27

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57100 @ 0.00081573 = 46.5782 BTC [-] {3}

09:28

nubbins`, you ever try printing on wool tshirts?

09:28

hmm, no

09:28

i guess if the weave was fine enough, it'd work

09:29

like merino wool

09:29

yeah shirts like these: http://frozenlabs.com/merino-tshirts-roundup

09:29

Frozenlabs: Merino tshirts roundup

09:30

i feel like maybe merino has some sort of natural coating on it, but i'd say between the few types of ink we have, something would stick

09:30

artificial fibers like polyester and nylon are the shitty ones

09:35

ok, so peter todd is officially braindamaged

09:35

https://twitter.com/petertoddbtc/status/482517060019175424

09:35

Just-merged /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash Core feature enables easier miner TX-selection, private-submit policy experimentation: https://t.co/LzQRIXHtb9

09:36

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/28xp8u/lets_clear_this_up_peter_todd_is_not_a_bitcoin/

09:36

Let's clear this up: Peter Todd *is not* a Bitcoin core dev, just a contributor. : Bitcoin

09:36

can someone ban reddit from the internet

09:36

cazalla

upboat

09:42

!down reddit

09:43

USMS should liveblog the auction

09:48

it's silent, no?

09:53

mod6

%p

09:54

[CoinMiner Hashrate]: 1.77 TH/s [PityThePool Hashrate]: 49.25 GH/s

09:54

%diff

09:54

[ATC Diff] Current Diff: 511511.43 Est. Next Diff: 391405.45 in 1648 blocks (#38304) Est. % Change: -23.48

09:56

%b

09:58

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1206 @ 0.00081628 = 0.9844 BTC [+]

09:59

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24144 @ 0.0008172 = 19.7305 BTC [+] {3}

09:59

t

10:04

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41500 @ 0.00081497 = 33.8213 BTC [-] {2}

10:06

%t

10:06

[X-BT] Bid: 199 Ask: 238 Last Price: 199 24h-Vol: 2k High: 199 Low: 199 VWAP: 198

10:10

%book

10:10

45k@277 48k@275 60k@238 | 970k@199 750k@175 216k@160

10:13

“Normally, we would expect the price to hit bottom around the time of the auction or soon after. Bitcoin isn’t that liquid so the sale will be hard to swallow. It is unlikely that anyone will bid above the market price – it would make more sense to just to buy in the market in bits and pieces and it’s not as if there is indication that there is bitcoin demand that is unmet

10:13

because it is hard to buy lumpy amounts. There is simply little demand for lumpy amounts.” ~ Citi Propaganda Dept

10:13

i guess theull be bidding too

10:14

it is true that bitcoin isn't that liquid, but I don't see how the other pieces fall into place

10:14

;;buy 25000

10:14

(buy [--long] <amount> <thing> [at|@] <priceperunit> <otherthing> [<notes>]) -- Logs a buy order for <amount> units of <thing>, at a price of <price> per unit, in units of <otherthing>. Use the optional <notes> field to put in any special notes. <price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, (1 more message)

10:14

for the same reason I don't understand the "they will dump it on the open market". the open market probably can't handle it

10:14

;;market buy 25000

10:14

Bitstamp | This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 16329.832 bitcoins, for a total of 23682810.1935 USD and take the price to 99999.9900. | Data vintage: 90.7398 seconds

10:15

;;market sell 25000

10:15

Bitstamp | A market order to sell 25000 bitcoins right now would net 10519377.0202 USD and would take the last price down to 111.2300 USD, resulting in an average price of 420.7751 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 99.1681 seconds

10:15

yeah. not gonna happen

10:15

And this is why they can't be bought piecemeal

10:15

Not in that quantity, not anymore

10:17

i wish i could find the original text from Citi

10:17

seems odd everyone is quoting Englander with no source

10:17

;;ticker

10:17

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 588.04, Best ask: 588.12, Bid-ask spread: 0.08000, Last trade: 589.93, 24 hour volume: 6760.55725360, 24 hour low: 564.23, 24 hour high: 589.97, 24 hour vwap: 578.979584755

10:17

!mpif

10:17

BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021746 BTC (Total: 434.93 BTC). Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00023849 BTC [+]

10:18

“We have no discretion,” Mr. Silbert said. “We are bidding based on where all the bids come in into our syndicate.” I guess 2ndmkt aint getting any coins

10:20

Or perhaps all of them

10:22

http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/06/tiny-elephant-like-mammal-discovered-in-namib-desert/

10:22

Tiny elephant-like mammal discovered in Namib Desert | Ars Technica

10:23

;;market buy 1000

10:23

Bitstamp | A market order to buy 1000 bitcoins right now would take 593471.4254 USD and would take the last price up to 595.8300 USD, resulting in an average price of 593.4714 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0304 seconds

10:23

;;market buy 2000

10:23

Bitstamp | A market order to buy 2000 bitcoins right now would take 1193776.1987 USD and would take the last price up to 604.4400 USD, resulting in an average price of 596.8881 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 17.1216 seconds

10:23

;;market buy 10000

10:23

Bitstamp | A market order to buy 10000 bitcoins right now would take 6421070.0506 USD and would take the last price up to 749.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 642.1070 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 28.3633 seconds

10:23

;;market buy 15000

10:23

Bitstamp | A market order to buy 15000 bitcoins right now would take 11054841.5105 USD and would take the last price up to 1200.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 736.9894 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 42.5405 seconds

10:24

so yeah $650+

10:24

You can also change the market. however, the supposedly higher volume markets have much smaller books

10:24

the volume is largely traders

10:24

the larger shifts in price are "real" buyers & sellers

10:25

Right, and I'd imagine more orders get cancelled than actually fulfilled

10:25

that's why your buy 1000 works fine, but starts to break afte rthat

10:25

cuz the traders post walls in the OTE zones

10:28

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26950 @ 0.00081486 = 21.9605 BTC [-] {2}

10:30

OTE?

10:30

optimal trade entry (fibonacci)

10:33

.618 thru .786

10:33

still learning fib stuff though

10:33

it's used all over the place

10:38

TaT, you know this technical crap is snake oil, right?

10:38

fibonacci your tea leaves

10:39

;;8ball should i buy or sell?

10:39

Yes!

10:39

well i'd say it's got at least some potency

10:39

cant know much about where youre going when you dont know where youve been

10:39

hehe. you going to report results?

10:39

rape me

10:39

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00081777 = 4.4568 BTC [+]

10:40

i'll report them if i do well, obv

10:40

;)

10:40

so far so good

10:40

that would be a good blog series. include results on some normalized scale with each post.

10:41

i keep a daily mark with minimal notes, i also publish a chart every few days at least

10:41

publish where?

10:41

watch me tiptoe through the tulips here: https://www.tradingview.com/u/BitcoinAssets/#published-charts

10:41

BitcoinAssets - TradingView

10:41

;;8ball

10:41

No clue.

10:41

the daily mark is not published

10:41

may never be

10:42

but if there's useful info i'll find a way to convey it

10:42

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18000 @ 0.00081462 = 14.6632 BTC [-] {2}

10:42

i dont necessarily trade exactly to my published charts, but you can at least see me learn over time

10:43

i can say i will never post a chart to manipulate

10:44

and the fact that you can put your fibonacci elliot waves on a random walk chart doesn't bother you?

10:45

bother may be the wrong word, but i make no claim to being expert

10:45

expert in what?? predicting randomness?

10:45

</rant>

10:45

humans are random?

10:47

that's a big question obv. but i do believe short term price movements are random.

10:51

It's not a question to me, humans are not random, nor is a marketplace. Sure, anything CAN happen, but some things are more likely to happen than others and there are ways to approximate that. You could even go in another direction and consider that if traders believe this shit, it self-manifests to some degree. Is it better to know the script, with option to follow it, or not know it

10:51

at all?

10:53

the option to learn and practice this is only as expensive as i permit it to be

10:53

if traders are all following the same script there is no profit to be made..

10:54

in that rigid example, of course

10:54

but it's all things, not one

10:57

mircea_popescu: No, she can't. Give me an example of how you would use it and what you would expect in return and I'll see what I can do.

10:57

artifexd http://bitbet.us/browse/ << fill in those fields hit search

10:57

Browse BitBet

10:59

For example: "[]bb earthquakes" would return the bet closing soonest and a bet odds summary

11:00

mthreat could grab my bitbet database if he wanted to add it to the main search

11:00

Or do you want the biggest? A link to a dpaste with links? I mean, what do you want her to show in here?

11:00

Should she take sorting options? Return the top 5 bets and links? Only the top bet in the search?

11:00

eathquales, wtf?

11:01

Just an example. :)

11:02

"[]bb world cup" could return a whole lot of results.

11:04

there actually was a bet about earthquakes

11:04

actually, there are 3 open

11:06

ahh I gotcha

11:07

I thought you were saying earthquake was the command to return the closing soonest and odds summary...

11:07

;;nethash

11:07

1.72688358042

11:07

Oh. Nah.

11:08

what is that?

11:08

thought nethash usualy returns something like 1.17E10 or whatever

11:09

o hey that patriarchy article yielded quite the scandal huh

11:11

punkman he could but this has params

11:12

yeah, easier to query the SQL than html search

11:13

but I can add search function to the library, was planning to anyway

11:13

ah yeah

11:13

wait which lib is this ?

11:14

the lib bitbet.py uses

11:14

o hey cool.

11:14

is artifexd's bot based onm bitbet.py ?

11:14

(sorry for the noob questions, i'm new here and i don't even code)

11:14

nah

11:15

!up _biO_

11:15

he made the bot before I published bitbet.py

11:15

artifexd take a param. nth

11:16

defaults to 1

11:16

My bot is written from scratch by me.

11:16

wd!

11:17

Bitbet's search can return json so it isn't a problem. Just add /.json to the end.

11:17

i always wondered what "from scratch" really means. like, someone got an itch and so the software is written from scratch ? :D

11:17

a that's right.

11:18

The things he said, like "Josh is not gay, he's bi" or "Sonny fucked the girls from the production line" sound more like irrelevant bullshit from a crazy person than credible information.

11:18

wait, sonny doesn't fuck the production line girls ?! that lozer.

11:18

seems like I have voice

11:18

what do i do now, halp

11:19

lol. who're you ?

11:19

I am _biO_, obviously

11:20

soon to be voiceless, I guess.

11:20

everyone gets their 30 minutes of fame

11:20

pankkake: you might say "GUIs", but I want them in screen, in ssh, and be keyboard driven only << kinda like all glyphs no ?

11:20

back in the day on the z80 you could define the 8x8 bitmap of a glyph

11:21

use special glyph sets as poor man's grapics.

11:21

resulting in these bitmaps that could only be colored in 8x8 chunks

11:21

;;view 20793

11:21

#20793 Wed Jun 18 21:37:08 2014 punkman SELL 1.0 app @ 2 BTC (Interactive commandline application, written in Python, using curses/ncurses.)

11:21

i once build a window manager in basic

11:21

:(

11:21

with ASCII art etc

11:21

_biO_ so yu worked for windows 2.0 ?

11:21

that looks like a cool solution

11:22

i made so many 8x8 tanks and rockets...

11:22

punkman: so you're selling the application, but the library it uses is open, is that right?

11:22

no that's bespoke application

11:22

bitbet.py is free

11:23

he's doing the red hat thing

11:23

like if you hate namecheap, I could make a custom namecheap app to reduce the suffering

11:24

ooh you're selling dev ok

11:25

how good are you at DNS :)

11:25

lol

11:26

what's going on with gribble's nethash?

11:26

mike_c you should prolly pester dub. i'd love nothing more than to see him abjectly slaving away for a group of internet funbuxfans

11:26

mike_c, only incidental experience with DNS stuff

11:28

http://blogs.wsj.com/japanrealtime/2014/06/27/qa-with-mt-goxs-karpeles-what-went-wrong/

11:28

Q&A With Mt. Goxs Karpels: What Went Wrong? - Japan Real Time - WSJ

11:29

ThickAsThieves: "The weakest point of my company was management," said Mr. Karpelès, who was the sole executive of the company. << lol

11:29

http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/39551/where-does-the-saying-made-from-scratch-originate

11:29

meaning - Where does the saying "made from scratch" originate? - English Language & Usage Stack Exchange

11:29

physical attacks...

11:30

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19000 @ 0.00081489 = 15.4829 BTC [+]

11:31

o hey boxing

11:31

kako, i read that earlier

11:31

so cringe

11:32

that's a lot of quit:

11:33

wtf that reddit link BingoBoingo posted... who the fuck designs those headers.

11:33

probly theymos

11:34

cazalla: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/298dkp/mircea_popescu_promoting_rape_what_an_excellent/ << wait im in the "community" nao ?

11:34

Mircea Popescu, promoting rape. What an excellent PR for the community. : Bitcoin

11:34

i thought they were over there.

11:34

you cant escape the community

11:37

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.1955002 = 0.9775 BTC [-]

11:38

Just a reminder: []bot only reports bets over 1BTC in here. If you want to see them all, join ##bitbet-rt.

11:38

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.1942 = 0.7768 BTC [-]

11:39

there's no one in ##bitbet-rt

11:40

nvm

11:40

Uh...

11:40

client was grabbing the period

11:40

Oh

11:41

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27750 @ 0.00081777 = 22.6931 BTC [+]

11:43

http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2014-06-27/trade-of-the-day-buy-a-bitcoin so horrible

11:43

Trade of the Day: Buy a Bitcoin - Bloomberg View

11:49

agreed, that was horrid

11:51

$traded

11:51

FabianB: Traded in last 24 hours: D.BPAY S.MPOE S.WOL X.EUR

11:53

S.WOL is currently priceless

11:53

such investment

11:54

Science ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibUG-GiwJ80

11:54

SanWe sperm collector - YouTube

11:54

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20950 @ 0.00081777 = 17.1323 BTC [+]

11:57

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2014/06/27/report-mexican-military-chopper-crosses-into-us-shoots-at-border-agents/

11:57

Report: Mexican Military Chopper Crosses Into US, Shoots At Border Agents « CBS Las Vegas

11:57

$depth s.wol

11:57

mircea_popescu: [S.WOL] Bids: 51900 @ 0.00003999 30000 @ 0.00003513 500000 @ 0.00003500

11:57

mircea_popescu: [S.WOL] Asks:

11:57

nuts, nobody selling ?

11:58

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.1941 = 0.7764 BTC [+]

11:58

much investors.

11:59

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.194 = 0.776 BTC [-] {2}

12:00

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.19310353 = 1.1586 BTC [-] {2}

12:00

[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.80475851 BTC to 9`663 shares, 18677 satoshi per share

12:00

bagholders

12:01

Rainbow Thor, wtf is that

12:02

whoa i just had an epiphany. someone linked the tlp blog just as i was reading davout's comment on rettardit and it struck me.

12:02

listen to this : "There are a few popular people that most of the community agree with, like Andreas Antonopoulos, but he is just a presenter, a tech-evangelist."

12:03

this, read through tlp's eyes, says "we only accept those who have no power, merely the trappings of power"

12:03

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.1931003 = 2.5103 BTC [-]

12:03

that's the fucking problem at the bottom of it : a class of people that have been trained to equate power with badness and powerlessness with goodness.

12:03

the perfect ideology, especially from the pov of the shepherd, for the use of domestic sheep.

12:04

all hail the queen

12:04

badness and goodness are moral constructs

12:04

no fucking wonder faux feminism is all the rage.

12:04

nubbins` heya.

12:04

hi

12:04

well its the way things are, we mostly never see the puppet masters, just the puppets

12:05

i wonder if lovecraft;'s intuition is correct, if the mere sight of chtulhu would drive one mad.

12:08

the whole thing about angles that didn't make sense always made me feel funny

12:08

"If he is a left winger he will get a pass from the feminist community, maybe a slap on the wrist. If not then the mighty thunder of Rainbow Thor and his unicorn shaped hammer will hit him bad. Let's wait and see..."

12:08

pity it can't be a bitbet.

12:08

i don't think the feminist was born with the guts to engage me.

12:10

source?

12:11

btctalk thread the reddt thing lnks to

12:13

!up _biO_

12:13

we should ban the word community, I am offended

12:14

chetty: please talk more about your feelings

12:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPhbT73ZG2Q&feature=kp

12:15

Depeche Mode - I Feel You (HQ) - YouTube

12:15

well my butt is numb from sitting too long, does that count?

12:15

<+mircea_popescu> that's the fucking problem at the bottom of it : a class of people that have been trained to equate power with badness and powerlessness with goodness. <- Nietzche described it as slave morality, as opposed to master morality

12:16

indeed.

12:17

harrumpf

12:17

once i agree with mircea_popescu

12:17

I believe he was speaking about Christianity, but it applies equally well to the religion of equalism

12:17

the thing is, christianity is old. equalitarianism is young.

12:18

xmj watch it, soon you wont be able to stop.

12:18

;;google egalitarianism

12:18

Egalitarianism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egalitarianism>; Egalitarianism - Merriam-Webster Online: <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/egalitarianism>; Egalitarian | Define Egalitarian at Dictionary.com: <http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/egalitarian>

12:18

you were both so close

12:18

as i recall, he applied it as a general principle - christianity being an example of the clusterfuck that happens when 'the slaves win.'

12:18

as such, for a short time 19th-20th century christianity was forced out of shape for the needs of the equalitarian ideology of the time

12:18

kakobrekla: I doubt that.

12:18

now that religion is no longer useful pushing the cart of state, it's slowly getting back into its original shape

12:18

mircea_popescu sure, but I believe the roots of equalism are in Christian universalism

12:18

except thatr's unchristian.

12:18

everyone being equal before God, and such notions

12:18

it's episcopalian or w/e bullshit neoprotestant sect

12:19

that's christian in the sense the us is european

12:19

iow not any more :P

12:19

<HeySteve> <+mircea_popescu> that's the fucking problem at the bottom of it : a class of people that have been trained to equate power with badness and powerlessness with goodness. <- Nietzche described it as slave morality, as opposed to master morality << You mispelled Hegel

12:19

BingoBoingo and also kant.

12:19

(christianity has a rather wide operating envelope - e.g. conquistador was permitted to behead untermenschen so long as they're baptized first, etc)

12:19

he misspelled anyone with a clue, what's he to do.

12:19

asciilifeform see ?

12:20

mircea_popescu: Sure, I'm wondering how far the chan could walk this back...

12:20

kyon.

12:20

Sucks that by jumping ahead to Kant we skipped Fichte

12:20

actually is that even meaningful

12:20

;;google kyon

12:20

Kyon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyon>; KYON Veterinary Surgical Products | Cruciate Repair, Total Hip ...: <http://www.kyon.ch/>; Kyon - Haruhi Wiki: <http://haruhi.wikia.com/wiki/Kyon>

12:20

meh.

12:21

;;google diogene of sinope

12:21

Diogenes of Sinope - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope>; Diogenes of Sinope [Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy]: <http://www.iep.utm.edu/diogsino/>; Diogenes of Sinope - Wikiquote: <http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope>

12:22

This prolly goes back to the Serpent's argument to Eve about the Apple.

12:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJNZNwxEzE4 :D

12:22

Monty Python-Philosopher's Beer Drinking Song - YouTube

12:26

%book

12:26

45k@277 48k@275 60k@238 | 970k@199 750k@175 216k@160

12:27

"All backers still waiting on their rings to ship will have received an email from us yesterday." no I haven't!!!

12:28

(nfc ring kickstarter)

12:30

no, you WILL have

12:30

;D

12:31

>When Plato gave Socrates' definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition.

12:31

dat trollage.

12:38

<+pankkake> (nfc ring kickstarter) /// i got mine last week

12:39

;;bc,stats

12:39

12:40

it arrives not assembled or something, so i havent bothered to sort it out yet

12:41

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/295las/35_of_my_btc_gone_pc_not_compromised/

12:41

35 of my BTC gone. PC not compromised. : Bitcoin

12:41

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 643 @ 0.00081534 = 0.5243 BTC [-]

12:42

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72395 @ 0.00081355 = 58.897 BTC [-] {4}

12:43

"This is exactly why we need Mycelium Entropy."

12:43

btc robin hood to the rescue

12:44

!up darlidada

12:46

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.04299999 = 0.516 BTC [-]

12:54

%t

12:54

[X-BT] Bid: 199 Ask: 238 Last Price: 199 24h-Vol: 2k High: 199 Low: 199 VWAP: 198

12:54

%d

12:54

[ATC Diff] Current Diff: 511511.43 Est. Next Diff: 388489.39 in 1635 blocks (#38304) Est. % Change: -24.05

12:56

this is what Stanford gets you : http://shrani.si/f/33/CQ/16VLLSAv/stanford.png

12:57

Awesome

12:57

<kakobrekla> dat trollage. << yup

12:58

you shouldve asked them how much to print a bitcoin FUD article

12:58

feel free, the apps are still open

13:00

kakobrekla wtf first time lol

13:00

i got the same in 2012.

13:01

haha

13:01

back when sara wood was still a guy

13:01

if you can't buy an ad it'll be hard for us to not call you a piece of shit in our rag

13:01

lol

13:02

"Sincerely, X, Major I completed two fuckin years ago"

13:02

<+mircea_popescu> back when sara wood was still a guy /// lolz

13:02

wait that's a different wood

13:03

imagine being so creatively bankrupt and without skill that you have to put your university, major, and graduating year in your email sig

13:03

so its first time _as a female_

13:03

thats kate wood rite

13:03

^ that sounds familiar

13:03

craig/cringe wood

13:04

nubbins` dont tell me you fucked him?!

13:04

lol

13:04

hey, it's all anus in the dark

13:04

hehe

13:04

no its not

13:04

man anus feels different

13:04

oshit.

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:0

13:04

lel

13:04

Last 6 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3FYC37H.txt )

13:04

!b 6

13:05

you need to put some padding on b

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manus

13:05

Last 10 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/27BWB49.txt )

13:05

!b 10

13:06

someone should discover an exotic fruit and name it mananus

13:06

totally.

13:06

maybe we should run a campaign to rename ananas

13:06

banalanus

13:07

this could be a decent mp sketch.

13:07

the florist shop where they only sell anus-renamed fruit

13:07

right across the street from the famous cheese shop

13:07

New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/part-2-bitcoin-difficulty-hash-target/

13:09

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.04049409 = 1.2148 BTC [-] {7}

13:10

mircea_popescu: misread sentence as 'maybe we should run a campaign to rename antennas. ThickAsThieves: balunus'

13:10

lol

13:10

;;ud balun

13:10

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Balun | trending. strikeout · wcw · bae · sapiosexual · mc 10:35 · swag · bougie · catfish · poopsterbate · surfboard. categories. gaming · sports · food · sex · tv · film ...

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fail

13:10

;;ud sapiosexual

13:10

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sapiosexual | sapiosexual. One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature. "I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom ...

13:10

you're too cuntercultural for urban dictionrary

13:12

mycelium machine << it still isn't clear to me - are they actually sampling an sram, or just using atmel's turd which purports to do so internally

13:13

(i investigated the sram method personally, was not satisfied with the results)

13:13

"Ratchet is If Ghetto and Hot Shitty Mess had a baby, and that baby had no father, and became a stripper, then made a sex tape with an athlete, then became a reality star!"

13:14

dude look at that, they just described pink

13:14

;;ud TRP

13:14

http://sv.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TRP | Tentacle Rape Porn. A form of Japanese erotica in which tentacled creatures ( octopuses, squids, etc.) have sex with people. "Dude, I saw some awesome TRP ...

13:16

"You posted another of his articles on a submission of mine, and I ignored it because I thought the article was terrible, un-self-aware TRP crap, but it wasn't worth replying to" I'm not sure this is it

13:17

oh, "TRP reddit" gives me The Red Pill

13:21

whats trp ?

13:21

oic

13:23

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36850 @ 0.00081455 = 30.0162 BTC [+]

13:28

wannabe alphas teaching wannabe alphas to be wannabe alphas

13:29

ipo yet ?

13:29

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00081777 = 6.1333 BTC [+]

13:32

ipo's are pososphere feminist brainwashing man

13:34

what's poso- ?

13:34

dude i learn more new words here than in #new-words

13:35

ThickAsThieves: chetty think of it this way, do you believe that mp thinks women should literally be raped? I assume you'd answer No. In that case, what is he really trying to say? Or, at worst, what point can be extracted from the trolling. This is the nature of most mp rants and provocation. Each a test of your filters. << y u trolling me1

13:35

pankkake: (I haven't read the article yet, I'm 3 behind) << peed on the test yet ?

13:35

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.1931003 = 0.7724 BTC [-]

13:36

ThickAsThieves: I try not to do that, but mp loves it << why, incidentally ?

13:36

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 67 @ 0.03757314 = 2.5174 BTC [-] {15}

13:38

pankkake "more than four times as much nodes" > as many. much works as a comparative for uncuntable items only. as much money, as much police. if the substance is discrete, more. more nodes, more tits.

13:38

bah. i mean, many nodes, many tits.

13:38

peed on what?

13:39

;;google pregnancy test

13:39

When to Take Pregnancy Tests - WebMD: Home Tests, False ...: <http://www.webmd.com/baby/guide/pregnancy-tests>; Early Results Pregnancy Test | FIRST RESPONSE™: <http://www.firstresponse.com/early-pregnancy-test>; Pregnancy test - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_test>

13:39

good catch, I know the difference, but didn't reread myself

13:39

oh, being behind, I get it

13:40

SSH into it, and run apt-get install bitcoind. Forget about it. << they need to run it too no ?

13:44

no, debian usually runs the daemon by default, but not all packages

13:44

I haven't checked

13:44

sometimes you need to edit /etc/conf.d/<name>

13:45

or is it /etc/defaults

13:45

right

13:45

just saying, about 1/3 or more of ppl doing what you say don't do anything at all

13:46

BingoBoingo: It hasn't been a good month for him, next should be worse << oddly, too. i kinda like the guy, but he's been acting erratically of late.

13:47

He's only lately started going off the deep end. I hope he didn't catch anything from tortilla

13:47

<+mircea_popescu> ThickAsThieves: I try not to do that, but mp loves it << why, incidentally ? /// I have an different appreciation for the human condition? A skepticism for anything leaning too far in any direction? I didnt end up in art, music, design and marketing and such by accident, my brain tries to tune to empathy for some reason. I don't always behave in kind, but it's probably

13:47

my initial state of response. Also probably why I try to question things and myself in new ways. Also maybe why I'm vegan, etc. Or something else, fukt if i know.

13:48

that's your response as to why you try not to touch people ?!

13:48

touch?

13:49

well yes. as in "a touching remark"

13:49

no, i meant i try not to assualt the individual as a means of communication

13:49

verbally or otherwise

13:49

different people respond to different levels of touch

13:49

well... can't have one w/o the other can you.

13:49

but fundamentally, it'll have to be touch.

13:50

maybe it's a point of finesse or just of preference

13:50

i dont mine saying ideas that some might find offensive

13:50

but i also wouldnt use rape as a metaphor

13:50

maybe you're just used to talking to people who speak the same language.

13:50

mind*

13:50

the person that responds to a light touch may be further put off by brute force and the reverse

13:51

chetty how would you know apriori what's what ?

13:51

i mean, if you're racist, ie, strictly intend to live within your subgroup, then yea, just look up the official subgroup table.

13:51

note, i never said MP should not write this way

13:51

but if you're not, you're stuck, there's no good translation.

13:51

simply that i wouldnt

13:51

ThickAsThieves i know, i know.

13:51

i enjoy the challenge of reading your work

13:52

whether i agree or not

13:52

And I was just sayin both have their place

13:52

so then we have no substantial disagreement on the table at all ?

13:52

not really, i was mostly trying to interpret your being to chetty

13:52

hold him, as it were

13:52

:)

13:52

lol

13:53

her*

13:53

aha!

13:53

i wasnt sure

13:53

nubbins`: USMS should liveblog the auction << sadly, the website to do that wouldcost the usg more than the auction's worth

13:56

mike_c: TaT, you know this technical crap is snake oil, right? << but he likes it.

13:56

consider this : it's a scientific fact that you having sex does exactly 0 for your team. but what if you had sex during all the games, on the conviction that a good fuck will make your team win ?

13:56

wouldn't the win be pretty enjoyable then ?

13:56

in an economy of subjective utility, snake oil is economically relevant.

13:58

when does the auction happen again

13:58

next month?

13:58

the wins would be enjoyable. not sure how the losses would affect my conviction.

13:58

*effect

13:58

whichever

13:58

go long, dca, forget trading.

13:59

rithm: right now.

13:59

unless you're on someone else's book and getting paid for it.

13:59

oh

13:59

link?

13:59

anything to watch?

13:59

nothing to watch. it's private.

13:59

snooze

14:00

;;ticker

14:00

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 588.41, Best ask: 589.51, Bid-ask spread: 1.10000, Last trade: 588.41, 24 hour volume: 6799.05133464, 24 hour low: 566.25, 24 hour high: 590.0, 24 hour vwap: 581.060682823

14:00

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 110.72909372 BTC to 77`492 shares, 142891 satoshi per share

14:01

<mike_c> the wins would be enjoyable. not sure how the losses would affect my conviction. << precisely. producing overall a net gain.

14:01

;;later tell princesnell mircea_popescu wants to know more about poso*

14:01

The operation succeeded.

14:01

ask the anthropologist.

14:01

well, that wasn't entirely accurate. i do know how the losses would affect my conviction. it would change it.

14:02

yours.

14:02

but you're not a subjective utilitatirst. maybe

14:02

maybe you don't even respond to placebo worth a crao

14:03

i'll start taking them and report back.

14:03

lol

14:04

ThickAsThieves: It's not a question to me, humans are not random, nor is a marketplace. Sure, anything CAN happen, but some things are more likely to happen than others and there are ways to approximate that. You could even go in another direction and consider that if traders believe this shit, it self-manifests to some degree. Is it better to know the script, with option to follow it, or not know it << this is like re

14:04

ading calvin.

14:06

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12736 @ 0.00081685 = 10.4034 BTC [-]

14:06

"One of the central themes of the postmodern critique of our values is that aesthetics must trump truth as long as aesthetics remains undefined. Thats the semiotic conundrum, why psychiatry is politics: the truth is demanded only when it supports a preset ideology."

14:06

heh

14:09

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11114 @ 0.00081685 = 9.0785 BTC [-]

14:10

[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 7.63386216 BTC to 29`438 shares, 25932 satoshi per share

14:12

http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ <= why didn't this make any noise?

14:12

I’ll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

14:13

could be posted on girlsgonebitcoin too

14:13

pls do.

14:13

i was asking yest for it. i thought moiety posted it ?

14:16

mircea_popescu:

14:16

http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ << somebody with a reddit account please drop this in the whatever sluts subreddit and anyone that does a lot of camsites or whatever - spread it wouldja.

14:16

I’ll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

14:17

probably shouldn't do it with my current troll account, but i'll uptits it

14:17

btw, YOU have a reddit account

14:20

John Calvin?

14:20

http://www.newsforage.com/2014/06/red-cross-how-we-spent-sandy-money-is.html

14:20

Red Cross: How We Spent Sandy Money Is a ‘Trade Secret’ - The charity is fighting a public records request for information on how it raised and spent money after the superstorm ~ News Forage

14:27

i do ?

14:27

ThickAsThieves yea

14:29

all i know is from skimming the wiki

14:30

they had this p[redetermination doctrine.

14:30

beieved destiny is predetermined, god knows all, incl future

14:31

ya

14:31

so i'm aspiring to be godlike, big deal

14:31

who isnt

14:32

i aspire to godhood.

14:33

not exactly. more like you aspire to be godlike on the theory that the world's a sausage press.

14:33

that's kinda what the reformation was, the rebellion of sausage makers against all this bs latin learning.

14:33

citizen theory.

14:35

[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.02688262 = 0.5377 BTC [+]

14:35

It's not adding more of the same drug, it is like adding a second drug. It's not more Effexor; it's taking a maxed out SSRI, and adding a NRI. It's like being with Princess Leia, but then adding Princess Ardala. And if you understood that joke, you should put down Yars' Revenge and kill yourself.

14:36

anyone wish to explain the joke to me ?

14:36

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1036 @ 0.00081712 = 0.8465 BTC [+]

14:37

i think it's Princess Armadala

14:37

both from Star Wars

14:37

and Yars is an old atari game

14:37

i think it says, for a nerd, this is totally awesome

14:38

that, or totally impossible

14:38

not sure

14:39

not yet a joke tho

14:39

i guess maybe he means "chuckle worthy reference" = joke

14:39

absurd

14:39

Well, symptom of being American...

14:39

maybe

14:41

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12948 @ 0.00081455 = 10.5468 BTC [-]

14:43

“BTCjam has been a great resource, connecting me with investors globally, and allowing me to expand my business in ways I hadn't even thought were possible. Thanks!”

14:44

<mircea_popescu> It's not adding more of the same drug, it is like adding a second drug. It's not more Effexor; it's taking a maxed out SSRI, and adding a NRI. It's like being with Princess Leia, but then adding Princess Ardala. And if you understood that joke, you should put down Yars' Revenge and kill yourself.//bad nerd attempt to make an inside joke

14:44

in america, the joke has been reduced to the reference

14:45

"how about them TSA lines?!?!?!?!" har har har

14:45

and audiences reduced to ovations over laughter

14:45

it's a travesty

14:45

BTCJam has loaned out more than 23,000 BTC to people like you. Simple and Fast online application process.

14:45

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14:45

Facebook ads from BTCJam

14:46

Namworld

...

14:48

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45600 @ 0.00081616 = 37.2169 BTC [+] {2}

14:49

http://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsGoneBitcoin/comments/299ee9/opportunity_to_get_01btc_for_your_tits_on_irc/ http://www.reddit.com/r/deCrypto/comments/299gau/opportunity_to_get_01btc_for_your_tits_on_irc/ upboobage request

14:49

reddit.com: over 18?

14:49

reddit.com: over 18?

14:51

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19963 @ 0.00081874 = 16.3445 BTC [+] {2}

14:54

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2997du/warning_the_bitcoin_journal_is_a_fraud/ MP was right, Sara is likely not a girl

14:54

WARNING: The Bitcoin Journal is a fraud : Bitcoin

14:56

kakobrekla always spots the scammers

14:57

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8246 @ 0.00081455 = 6.7168 BTC [-]

14:57

an hour ago

14:57

ba beats reddit

14:58

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.03671218 = 0.5507 BTC [-] {6}

~ 18 minutes ~

15:16

!up Menno

15:16

!up diatonic

15:16

<ThickAsThieves> Facebook ads from BTCJam << i wonder if they fiat roi, those fb ads :D

15:17

pankkake danke

15:19

http://38.media.tumblr.com/6c8929d97e29476c98fe514cbd1c866d/tumblr_mj7ikq5jYs1ryigg2o1_500.jpg << sarah/kate/simon/craig woods further stock footage

15:21

you posted that one already

15:21

i've seen that like three times this week

15:21

more dildopants please

15:22

at least different ones

15:22

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11000 @ 0.00081902 = 9.0092 BTC [+]

15:24

now you get to knowwhat marriage's like.

15:29

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.03412 = 0.58 BTC [-]

15:32

what, no new panties?

15:32

10btc buttcoin

15:32

such privilege

15:33

idk many people that would say no esp if they remained anon

15:40

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.0340294 = 0.5785 BTC [-] {3}

15:43

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 43 @ 0.03110569 = 1.3375 BTC [-] {8}

15:44

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10050 @ 0.00081622 = 8.203 BTC [-]

~ 16 minutes ~

16:01

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 45 @ 0.03699758 = 1.6649 BTC [+] {2}

~ 18 minutes ~

16:19

%ob

16:19

45k@277 48k@275 60k@238 | 970k@199 750k@175 216k@160

16:19

%diff

16:19

[ATC Diff] Current Diff: 511511.43 Est. Next Diff: 385242.46 in 1620 blocks (#38304) Est. % Change: -24.69

16:19

;;bc,stats

16:19

16:20

Sunday 5am EDT

16:23

;;ticker

16:23

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 585.01, Best ask: 587.44, Bid-ask spread: 2.43000, Last trade: 587.44, 24 hour volume: 6960.37322975, 24 hour low: 568.04, 24 hour high: 590.0, 24 hour vwap: 582.330245983

16:24

;;ticker --market USMS auction

16:24

(ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Bitstamp. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)

16:24

;;more

16:24

the code is a valid currency on your target market. Default currency is USD.

~ 15 minutes ~

16:39

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22874 @ 0.00081647 = 18.6759 BTC [+] {2}

16:40

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.03101 = 0.7753 BTC [-]

16:54

;;tslb

16:54

Time since last block: 1 minute and 35 seconds

16:54

%tslb

16:54

19 minutes and 26 seconds

17:01

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 61 @ 0.03002785 = 1.8317 BTC [-] {5}

17:03

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 39 @ 0.02899861 = 1.1309 BTC [-] {5}

17:13

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00081821 = 10.4322 BTC [+]

17:20

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=668378.0

[HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 35 @ 0.02505931 = 0.8771 BTC [-] {5}

17:30

Namworld

17:30

Flawed Provably Fair Systems

17:30

Namworld

And it's live.

17:35

cape cod is filled to the brim with peasants this time of year

17:35

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 49 @ 0.028 = 1.372 BTC [-] {4}

17:37

fun

17:37

hey, do you guys get seasonal homeless where you live?

17:38

ThickAsThieves:"The weakest point of my company was management," said Mr. Karpelès, who was the sole executive of the company. << lulz!

17:38

:D

17:39

punkman: 120 petahashes now << and then some

17:39

the weakest point of our basketball team was athletic ability

17:39

;;nethash

17:39

1.72688358042

17:39

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.02698 = 1.349 BTC [+] {2}

17:39

seasonal homeless exist everywhere its warm during the summer

17:40

weakest point of the porn performance was the dick

17:40

nubbins`: yes i know two dudes that live whole summer in tent

17:40

wtf gribble...

17:41

heh gribble overflowed?

17:41

i wonder why that is. needs to be bigint?

17:42

;;bc,stats

17:42

17:42

jurov: must be. pretty sure there more than 1.72 Ghps

17:42

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=668378 namworld finally published his rant

17:42

Flawed Provably Fair Systems

17:42

nethash molests the sci notation ?

17:42

closer to 121,860,978 GH/s

17:43

kakobrekla: it seemed to be working properly yesterday

17:43

now it's guessing next diff or something

17:43

nubbins`: apparently t-shirts arrived today

17:43

I asked the wife to take pics and send to me

17:43

provably fair t-shirts!

17:43

great! good news

17:43

nanotube you might want to get that looked at.

17:44

check the timestamp on the postage, curious to know how long it took

17:44

nubbins`: will do

17:45

ugh, OgNasty's posts in the "Why Do You Invest?" thread make me want to smack him upside the head

17:45

"What if BTC drops from $560 down to $0.01 while your BTC investment doubles? Would you be happy your $560 investment is now worth $0.02, or would you be angry that you lost all the real value of your investment?"

17:45

I'd be fucking ecstatic if I double'd my BTC regardless of what some shitty fiat market thinks a BTC is worth in 'Murka

17:45

but at 0.01$'s difficulty, he will be mining 22mio btc a day.

17:46

heh

17:46

Team Nasty Fans (or whatever they're called) would love that

17:46

dun worry my comment contains at least two fails

17:47

french money sign..

17:47

you're just using gribble arithmetic

17:48

gribmath

17:48

LOL

17:48

phpGribMath

17:48

but i think i know why nasty fans invest. so ognasty can pay rent without actually doing anything.

17:48

"As used by Karpeles!"

17:48

phpGribMath.random

17:48

;;calc 1.346258011452534E10

17:48

Error: unexpected EOF while parsing (<string>, line 1)

17:48

bitcoinpete: is that function provably fair?

17:48

as used by brainwallet.org

17:48

;;calc 1.346258011452534E10*1.0

17:48

Error: invalid syntax (<string>, line 1)

17:49

well..

17:49

;;rand

17:49

Error: "rand" is not a valid command.

17:49

;;calc rand

17:49

Error: 'rand' is not a defined function.

17:49

;;calc 1.346258011452534**10

17:49

19.5561341426

17:49

meh , ill seed the wallet with that anyway.

17:50

dat entropy

17:50

we should do a brainwallet hacktest of "rand"

17:51

http://letstalkbitcoin.com/blog/post/introducing-ltbcoin-our-new-crypto-rewards-program-for-ltb-creators-and-community

17:51

Introducing LTBCOIN, our new crypto-rewards program for LTB Creators and Community | Lets Talk Bitcoin

17:51

"Why is LTBCOIN Valuable? Effective July 1st, 2014 LetsTalkBitcoin.com, the Let’s Talk Bitcoin! show, and the LTB network will only sell sponsorship space (on the web properties) or airtime (on the show) for LTBCOIN, to the highest bidder, in LTBCOIN, at our regular auction events."

17:52

wait what

17:52

they're issuing an altcoin?

17:52

Crypto.SHA256(window.screen.height, window.screen.width, window.screen.colorDepth, window.screen.availHeight, window.screen.availWidth, window.screen.pixelDepth, date, timeZoneOffset, navigator.userAgent, all browser plugins, all mime types of the browser, cookies, language, browser history, browser url) to xor that in to the random bytes.

17:52

fluffypony: on counterwallet or w/e

17:52

^ use this. totally sikrit

17:54

https://twitter.com/EIAgov/status/482590503511130112

17:54

US crude /hashtag/oil?src=hash production in April 2014= 8.38 MMbbl/d; most since Nov 1987 http://t.co/ne91CvzzQu /hashtag/tightoil?src=hash /hashtag/energy?src=hash http://t.co/zkc4O82Cu0

17:55

pumping black gold, hoarding germany gold gold...

17:55

good times in the gasenwagen!

17:56

penguirker: New blog post: http://pankkake.headfucking.net/2014/06/27/fullnode-co-is-a-scam/ << pankkake, i like

↖

17:56

Fullnode.co is a scam | pankkake

17:56

good to see you blogging more

17:59

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 29 @ 0.02794968 = 0.8105 BTC [-] {2}

18:00

nubbins`: USMS should liveblog the auction << yes! wonder what's going on there atm..

18:01

nuttin, auction's over.

18:01

just about to close isn't it?

18:01

there you go

18:02

;;ticker --market USMS

18:02

Error: This is not one of the supported markets. Please choose one of ['bcent', 'okc', 'btcn', 'coinbase', 'cbx', 'bitmynt', 'btsp', 'btcavg', 'krk', 'btcde', 'btce', 'bfx'] or 'all'

18:02

You know, it would be a lot easier if we just listed what Bitcoin businesses _aren't_ scams.

18:03

bitstein: would be a very short list

18:03

;;ticker --market noscam

18:03

Error: This is not one of the supported markets. Please choose one of ['bcent', 'okc', 'btcn', 'coinbase', 'cbx', 'bitmynt', 'btsp', 'btcavg', 'krk', 'btcde', 'btce', 'bfx'] or 'all'

18:03

bitstein: … we do

18:03

those in the wot are not scams

18:03

you see... gribble does nto support such markets

18:03

until proven otherwise

18:03

those outside the wot are scams… until proven otherwise

18:04

Yes, that's a good way to filter through.

18:04

ThickAsThieves: rape me << reminds me of maebe bluth's "marry me"

18:04

the only non-scam is death

18:04

Death is a scam.

18:05

lol howso?

18:06

afterlives, souls, etc ?

18:07

"we are all but energy that can neither be created nor destroyed" ?

18:07

afterlives concern only scammers who sell death derivatives

18:08

like churches

18:08

please to tithe

18:08

no one ever came after the death like "yeah i did this good investment while i lived"

18:09

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58200 @ 0.00081913 = 47.6734 BTC [+] {3}

18:09

;;rate jurov 2 coinbr

18:09

Rating entry successful. Your rating for user jurov has changed from 1 to 2.

18:09

;;rated bitcoinpete

18:09

You have not yet rated user bitcoinpete

18:10

;;rate bitcoinpete 1 spiffy blog. coinbr trader.

18:10

Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user bitcoinpete has been recorded.

18:10

a ty

18:11

;;rated kakobrekla

18:11

You rated user kakobrekla on Wed Apr 16 20:43:33 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: greaser of #bitcoin-assets wheels.

18:11

hm needs more

18:11

lol do you know what's meant by "greasing the wheels" around here?

18:12

a nice little bribe

18:12

jurov: lol i could almost guess but what is it actually?

18:12

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69100 @ 0.00082063 = 56.7055 BTC [+] {5}

18:12

o ha

18:12

ya means the same here too

18:12

sorta the joke ;)

18:13

;;rate kakobrekla 2 greaser of #bitcoin-assets wheels. hasn't run off with bitbets

18:13

Rating entry successful. Your rating for user kakobrekla has changed from 1 to 2.

18:14

;;rate 1 bitstein bright kid. runs nakamoto institute.

18:14

Error: 'bitstein' is not a valid integer.

18:14

imma need to order http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO nao

18:14

Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

18:14

shoulda also rate lampelina as subgreaser, no?

18:14

;;rate bitstein 1 bright kid. runs nakamoto institute.

18:14

Rating entry successful. Your rating for user bitstein has changed from 1 to 1.

18:14

o i c

18:14

"Error: 'bitstein' is not a valid integer." Good to know I'm not just a number.

18:15

https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/482295995380690944 // oop is seductively rational, only disclosing its insanities after much research by way smart people

18:15

I feel like I wasted much of the last decade by trying to make sense of programming fashion (mostly OO) rather than trusting my instincts.

18:15

fluffypony: there's nothing natural about unnatural lube

18:15

o hey benkay !

18:15

hey bitcoinpete

18:15

how are you today?

18:15

quite well, i'd say

18:16

and yourself?

18:16

bitstein: and don't let them turn you in to one either ;)

18:17

;;rate mthreat 1 maker of supremely useful #bitcoin-assets search

18:17

Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user mthreat has been recorded.

18:17

It'd be like in Anthem. We would be called Equality 7-2521.

18:19

mircea_popescu: cazalla: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/298dkp/mircea_popescu_promoting_rape_what_an_excellent/ << wait im in the "community" nao ? << you're also "an excellent PR" !

18:19

Mircea Popescu, promoting rape. What an excellent PR for the community. : Bitcoin

18:21

bitcoinpete: slaying aws clusters allllll dayyyyyy and taking a contractor out for dinner after

18:22

mircea_popescu: that's the fucking problem at the bottom of it : a class of people that have been trained to equate power with badness and powerlessness with goodness. << this, for 150 years. what nietzsche was on about with master-slave morality.

18:22

benkay: the high life!

18:22

and writing documentation.

18:22

are you boys finding a nice rooftop patio somewheres downtown?

18:22

always with the documentation.

18:22

that'd be nice, but we're keeping overhead to negligible levels for the immediate future.

18:23

instead of renting an office, we have a running tab with a rather nice local cafe

18:23

my partner does have a large porch upon which we work when the weather's nice

18:23

fuckin heysteve stole my shit… or I, his

18:24

fuckin logs

18:24

benkay: and for apres diner drinks?

18:24

and wd keeping costs down. fuck rent

18:25

Death is a scam, because it Gox's your wallet

18:27

bitcoinpete: apres dinner malarkey of all sorts

18:29

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.0299995 = 0.6 BTC [+] {2}

18:36

mircea_popescu: not exactly. more like you aspire to be godlike on the theory that the world's a sausage press. << lulz! dat analogy.

18:37

alright beer time..

18:37

benkay here is your answer : https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress/blob/fd838ccb2b1d37bda02eecdf09c324863f050812/wp-admin/setup-config.php#L211

18:37

WordPress/wp-admin/setup-config.php at fd838ccb2b1d37bda02eecdf09c324863f050812 WordPress/WordPress GitHub

18:41

http://www.lustocracy.com/

18:41

Lustocracy | Error!

18:41

well that's downright inspirational, kakobrekla

18:41

http://codex.wordpress.org/Function_Reference/wp_remote_get

18:41

Function Reference/wp remote get « WordPress Codex

18:41

not even https?

18:42

its brilliant in its simplicity

18:42

i guess ssl_verify might help...

18:42

sslverify i mean

18:42

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13800 @ 0.00081901 = 11.3023 BTC [-] {2}

18:42

hue.

18:42

but how do you force wp_remote_get to use https?

18:43

i see https in the sauce

18:43

but regardless.

18:43

kinda bunk.

18:43

someone failed at the auction - now buying buttstamp coins

18:44

so...what is that used for internally to wordpress?

18:44

;;ticker --market bitstamp

18:44

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 595.99, Best ask: 598.02, Bid-ask spread: 2.03000, Last trade: 598.0, 24 hour volume: 9246.56975719, 24 hour low: 573.52, 24 hour high: 598.02, 24 hour vwap: 583.841306381

18:45

hey its from your guy (i think) https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/480105287689314305

18:45

TIL: Good random number generation is hard in PHP, so Wordpress HTTP GETs random salt from http://t.co/LFH4pAKh5U. https://t.co/57TTgbCEKj

18:45

yup

18:45

lol "SecureRandom is so slow!"

18:46

berhardt's pretty great, kakobrekla.

18:47

not bad ye

18:48

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20800 @ 0.00082117 = 17.0803 BTC [+] {3}

18:49

maybe the auction bids leaked. anyone check USMS twitter feed?

18:49

;;ticker --market USMS

18:49

Error: This is not one of the supported markets. Please choose one of ['bcent', 'okc', 'btcn', 'coinbase', 'cbx', 'bitmynt', 'btsp', 'btcavg', 'krk', 'btcde', 'btce', 'bfx'] or 'all'

18:49

Still not sync'd with gribble...

19:02

o hai

19:02

!up Pilate

19:03

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 89 @ 0.033 = 2.937 BTC [+]

19:06

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15799 @ 0.00081753 = 12.9162 BTC [-] {2}

19:07

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18600 @ 0.00082064 = 15.2639 BTC [+] {2}

19:10

Mats_cd03: seasonal homeless exist everywhere its warm during the summer << i just walked by a guy who was sleeping on the sidewalk.

19:11

he had a matress, and a cover, and a nice sleeping HAT

19:11

by no means a rare sight.

19:12

fluffypony: I'd be fucking ecstatic if I double'd my BTC regardless of what some shitty fiat market thinks a BTC is worth in 'Murka << duh.

19:12

i so very much cared when my btc holdings "collapsed" from 15 per btc to 2 per btc.

19:12

there's prolly still logs of me crying all over it back in 2012.

19:12

http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/2997fe/this_phenomenon_where_in_alternatives_to_bitcoin/ciiwn85

19:12

This phenomenon where in alternatives to Bitcoin attract increasingly homogenous groups is perhaps most evident in Dogecoiners who seemingly want to make the Dystopia depicted below to become a reality : dogecoin

19:13

^ pankkake

19:13

the notion that cheap highway whores or mcdonalds "attract" anyone is kinda lulzy.

19:14

they're not attracted, they just don't got money to go anywhere better.

19:14

"homelessness attracts an increasingly homogenuous population of social studies postdocs that simply couldn't afford a home"

19:14

BingoBoingo: the comment linked appears to be deleted

19:15

if it's yours, it might be the stealth deletion feature and you still see it

19:15

pankkake: Already?

19:16

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 126 @ 0.03002462 = 3.7831 BTC [+] {5}

19:16

mircea_popescu: Sure, but this is the internet so the poor can hitch their nothing to Dogecoin, Darkcoin, or whatever reflects their particular type of poor as they imagine it best

19:17

dogecoin is like libertard, darkcoin like republican ?

19:18

kakobrekla: imma need to order http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO nao << i go to local 7/11. buncha teenage chicks bothering the clerk with their inane teenage bs.

19:18

Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

19:18

darkcoin's prolly more like green party

19:18

i order 12 packs of condoms. he's all flustered. says he doesn't have em.

19:18

i point.

19:19

he gets even more flustered. "how many ?" "doce."

19:19

he picks two packs. "dos ? o doce ?" "doce."

19:19

he's ready to call the cops because this should not be fucking allowed.

19:20

i regret it didn't occur to me to ask for passion natural water lubricant too

19:20

half galon.

19:20

bitcoinpete: ;;rate mthreat 1 maker of supremely useful #bitcoin-assets search << btw mthreat how many searches does it serve a day ?

19:21

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21677 @ 0.00081794 = 17.7305 BTC [-] {2}

19:21

well

19:21

pankkake: Apparently reddit butchers GPG signatures too

19:21

!s !s

19:21

4021 results for '!s' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=%21s

19:22

!s "!s"

19:22

4021 results for '"!s"' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=%22%21s%22

19:22

meh

19:23

i would guess between 2 and 7

19:23

im curious if 100s or 1000s

19:24

imo way way less. doesnt mean its any less awesome

19:25

yes it does! like before taking 100+ cox kim kadashian was kinda not so awesome. but then she took 1000+ cox and was almost as awesome as that other chick

19:25

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 41 @ 0.02701825 = 1.1077 BTC [-] {5}

19:25

mircea_popescu: it's 100s or less

19:26

well there goes tjhat theory.

19:26

1719 hits since june 20 9pm

19:26

including some bots

19:26

;;calc 1719 / 7

19:26

245.571428571

19:26

it would seem to me your math is teh suk

19:27

245 is hundreds, eh? or did you mean total, not per day

19:28

ah you meant 100s or less inclusive

19:28

i see now

19:28

O(100)

19:29

in any case, not enough traffic for an IPO

19:30

http://news.yahoo.com/blackout-hits-venezuela-interrupts-presidential-broadcast-204030360.html

19:30

Venezuela blackout leaves commuters scrambling, silences president - Yahoo News

19:30

lol

19:31

he drank too much!

19:32

250 hits a day?

19:32

but how many searches?

19:33

does the new venezuela guy drinkj ?

19:34

kakobrekla: looks like 864, filtering out .css hits

19:34

;;calc 864 / 8

19:34

108

19:34

I was close1

19:34

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 53 @ 0.025 = 1.325 BTC [-] {4}

19:34

unberivabru

19:35

Is Venezuala like Argentina lacking a liquor to call its own?

19:35

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.20109999 = 0.6033 BTC [-]

19:36

BingoBoingo actually that's bs. just found the local cognac

19:36

"reserva san jose". pretty decent

19:36

[MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 750 @ 0.00234684 = 1.7601 BTC [-] {4}

19:36

Cool

19:36

the problem with this country is that people believe it's okay to say no.

19:37

Last time you mentioned the subject, the conversation was troubling

19:37

like, if they don't understand what you're saying, or iuf they deem it too much effort, they figure thery may just pretend it doesn't exist.

19:37

so a lot of tourists form wrong ideas about what exists and is available.

19:37

[MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 334 @ 0.00234581 = 0.7835 BTC [-] {2}

19:37

you gotta ask properly. don't go "do you have..." like a fucking retard. go "either you bring me x or i'll beat you to death."

19:38

that, they get.

19:39

This Coindesk high of the day might get written in the last minute

19:39

;;ticker --market USMS

19:39

Error: This is not one of the supported markets. Please choose one of ['bcent', 'okc', 'btcn', 'coinbase', 'cbx', 'bitmynt', 'btsp', 'btcavg', 'krk', 'btcde', 'btce', 'bfx'] or 'all'

19:39

^nanotube why isn't gribble tied into the auction?

19:40

;;ticker --market all

19:40

because he's outta string

19:40

Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 598.17, vol: 9033.26041319 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 595.0, vol: 5896.42504 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 601.0, vol: 7073.33692063 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 604.9, vol: 44.27179999 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 608.304792, vol: 4766.72410000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 597.69266, vol: 21.76241551 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 574.5808, vol: 113.26259978 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)

19:40

;;more

19:40

599.923361702

19:40

http://cryptome.org/2014/06/wmd-4th-gen-quest.pdf << for fissionless nuke fans

19:42

http://cryptome.org/2014/06/gao-14-496.pdf << us dhs derp on btc

19:42

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21750 @ 0.00081583 = 17.7443 BTC [-]

19:46

!up chax

19:46

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.026 = 0.546 BTC [+] {2}

19:46

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11800 @ 0.00081849 = 9.6582 BTC [+] {2}

19:46

!up Cosmos

19:47

!up ninjashogun

19:47

!jd mpif

19:47

Bad JD response.

19:47

!jd

19:47

Just-Dice stat: 19098 BTC profit, 0.0k BTC invested, 1269.21 mio bets, 5.32 mio BTC wagered

19:54

nanotube

<kakobrekla> nanotube you might want to get that looked at. <- what am i looking at?

19:55

;;nethash

19:55

1.72688358042

19:55

should be at least 2.

19:57

nanotube

hm also i guess the data source changed from ghps to phps ...

19:57

oh noes not the PHPs

19:58

nanotube

lol

20:03

!up wittness

20:11

!up Bohemian_Lady

20:11

what brings you here Bohemian_Lady ?

20:11

and check that out, webirc has stopped publishing people's ips

20:12

I saw the bitcoin for tits post

20:12

a cool. so where can i see your prev work ?

20:12

I used to be a regular poster to /r/decrypto

20:13

link something ?

20:13

yup just a sec

20:14

It used to be weekly but I've been pretty busy lately... http://camgirladventures.blogspot.com/

20:14

Cam Girl Adventures

20:14

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U9P2lFBKSjI/U4Dn00mkdQI/AAAAAAAAAHo/3i2Kq5seSQ4/s1600/cirvix.jpg

20:15

gotta respect that. is self-applied retractor painful ?

20:15

!up dnaleor

20:16

lol nope not at all

20:16

Bohemian_Lady ok so put 46d2868d on your chest and take a pic.

20:16

coming right up

20:19

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21500 @ 0.00081846 = 17.5969 BTC [-]

20:21

!up bommmm

20:21

so what brings you over, bommmm & dnaleor ?

20:21

!up

20:22

boom

20:22

bommmm it only works if i do it

20:22

ok?

20:22

I like bitcoin and stumbled here

20:22

cool.

20:23

dnaleor

mircea_popescu: darlidada told me i should ffollow this channel

20:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck

20:23

Idiocracy "I like money" - YouTube

20:23

he's prolly right.

20:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nhRViM02Mk

20:23

Real Life Idiocracy in America - The Obama Effect - YouTube

20:25

gribble

20:25

bam http://imgur.com/D6GfMIM

20:25

imgur: the simple image sharer

20:26

sorry that took so long I had to enlist the BF's help

20:28

i'd say that's a pass. addy ?

20:29

Bohemian_Lady what's your bitcoin address ?

20:30

dnaleor

can guys also take pictures and get 0.1 BTC? lol

20:30

dnaleor sadly no, for this thing i'm looking for women only.

20:30

i think if you mpexify your sausage.

20:30

ah

20:30

nvm then

20:31

just a sec

20:31

kakobrekla just because i made an exception for lampelina doesn't mean it goes for all guys nao :D

20:31

1KQgXHAGkJmiALfPLC1tnPgY55xoyqSJwf

20:31

:p

20:31

sorry to day has been hell on wheels

20:31

kaching

20:31

291254f69b5431a58214e60d4e08fecf93a702dda9f7c703848efeea05a7d032

20:32

totaly awesome!

20:32

and now if you're into taking things further, get yourself a registered with gribble

20:32

it'll prolly make you more in teh future.

20:33

mmm sounds worth

20:33

http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets

20:33

first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]

20:33

worth it shit I can type I promise

20:33

o woot we havew an intro guide

20:33

thanks to moiety

20:33

Sweet now I can rtfm

20:33

#getting-women-in-teh-ch-one-tit-at-a-titme

20:35

freenode approves.

20:35

"If you have any further queries, you can call #bitcoin-assets reception on +1 646 480 0703 or skype ID bitcoinassets or PM moiety in-channel."

20:35

epic

20:35

good to know ^_^

20:36

Bohemian_Lady i was just rtfm myself lol

20:36

everyone has to do it some times ^_^

20:36

;;later tell moiety gotta splice a guide on how to make a gpg key into the (excellent btw) first steps to b-a guide.

20:36

The operation succeeded.

20:38

Mmm nothing like making a little porn while on break... now I gota finish fixing my motor bike

20:39

later guys

20:39

latere

20:42

%t

20:42

[X-BT] Bid: 199 Ask: 238 Last Price: 199 24h-Vol: 1k High: 199 Low: 199 VWAP: 198

20:43

http://camgirladventures.blogspot.com/2013/12/happy-new-year-and-late-marry-christmas.html I had no idea those things existed

20:43

Cam Girl Adventures: Happy new year and a late Marry Christmas!

20:48

!up teward

20:51

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17056 @ 0.00081811 = 13.9537 BTC [-]

20:59

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37950 @ 0.00081646 = 30.9847 BTC [-] {3}

20:59

%d

20:59

;;google ultimate gpg guide

20:59

Creating the perfect GPG keypair - Alex Cabal: <https://alexcabal.com/creating-the-perfect-gpg-keypair/>; Creating a new GPG key | Ana's blog: <http://ekaia.org/blog/2009/05/10/creating-new-gpgkey/>; Generating More Secure GPG Keys: A Step-by-Step Guide: <http://spin.atomicobject.com/2013/11/24/secure-gpg-keys-guide/>

20:59

[ATC Diff] Current Diff: 511511.43 Est. Next Diff: 374870.76 in 1606 blocks (#38304) Est. % Change: -26.71

21:00

;;later tell moiety https://alexcabal.com/creating-the-perfect-gpg-keypair/ per mircea_popescu's suggestion

21:00

Creating the perfect GPG keypair - Alex Cabal

21:00

The operation succeeded.

21:09

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46081 @ 0.00081346 = 37.4851 BTC [-] {4}

21:15

http://thecodelesscode.com/case/40

21:15

The Codeless Code: Case 40 Authority

21:16

The scribe asked the Java master: “Why do you have me record so many tales of students who require correction?”

21:16

The master said: “So that a fool may read them, and realize that he is a fool.”

21:16

The scribe asked: “Does mere ignorance or error make one a fool?”

21:16

The master said: “No. The fool is the one who calls himself ‘master’ and speaks with a semblance of authority. His error begins when he opens his mouth, and multiplies when he closes it, leaving much unsaid.”

21:16

The scribe said: “Then would it not be wiser to say nothing, either to the student or to the scribe?”

21:16

The master said: “Indeed, my very existence on your pages begins and ends in error. If I had any wit I’d cast your book into the sea.”

21:16

The scribe said: “There is no book here, and no sea, and anyway you lack hands or a body to accomplish the task.”

21:16

The master said: “Then I am content.”

21:16

High for the day for Coindesk Index is $600.86

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for http://bitbet.us/bet/951/silk-road-coin-auction-extravaganza/

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just an FYI!

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does the TA indicate a head and shoulders pattern forming?

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or a breakout?

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ThickAsThieves: ^^

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not sure if serious

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my short term assessment is we just broke thru an Ichimoku cloud, which likely be used as a foundation for another run up.

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trolls trolling trolls trolling trollface.png

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http://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/ichimoku-cloud.asp

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Ichimoku Cloud Definition | Investopedia

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.03091489 = 3.0915 BTC [+] {7}

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 47 @ 0.03094984 = 1.4546 BTC [+] {3}

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an~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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da fuq

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;;bc,stats

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;;tslb

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Time since last block: 5 minutes and 13 seconds

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4596 @ 0.00081861 = 3.7623 BTC [+] {2}

~ 28 minutes ~

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17550 @ 0.00081369 = 14.2803 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26593 @ 0.00081369 = 21.6385 BTC [-]

22:39

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00081935 = 5.9813 BTC [+]

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.029 = 0.522 BTC [-]

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[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.19310031 = 0.5793 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13337 @ 0.00081344 = 10.8488 BTC [-] {2}

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http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1490

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Loper OS » Practical Blockchain Telegraphy.

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New blog post: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1490

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.02698167 = 0.7285 BTC [-] {10}

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>One obvious criticism – ’slow.’ < lucky for you theres dogecoin

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lol

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21285 @ 0.0008147 = 17.3409 BTC [+]

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kakobrekla: in the mean time, feature idea. sell folks an hour's channel voice for 1 btc. e.g. so mr spam can talk.

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(like sex, most folks can get some for free, but others... must pay. an empty niche here.)

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some expensive shit we are selling.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25481 @ 0.00081511 = 20.7698 BTC [+]

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if thorstein veblen was right - we'll be deluged with 'customers.' at least for a while.

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(no worries - that is what 'ignore' button is for)

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would make a great ipo.

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lol

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s.spam

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ogmRCCH3Q

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Jakob Bienenhalm - Computer ich Befehle dir (Electric Dream) - YouTube

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[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 53 @ 0.0309446 = 1.6401 BTC [+] {8}

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