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← 2014-02-10 | 2014-02-12 → ↓
00:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00085254 = 4.6463 BTC [-]
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01:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00085254 = 8.0991 BTC [-]
01:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28050 @ 0.00085196 = 23.8975 BTC [-] {2}
01:11 MisterE afternoon
01:11 MisterE so much for Trollbox world-is-ending spammers, already back to 700
01:12 MisterE how japanese to blame an unrelated and known btc bug for their own crappy internal wallet management
01:13 MisterE Asia saves face at all cost
01:13 MisterE so cant be trusted
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01:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+]
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01:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 131 @ 0.0055 = 0.7205 BTC
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02:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7500 @ 0.0001899 = 1.4243 BTC [-] {4}
02:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.0001899 = 0.4748 BTC [-]
02:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.0001899 = 0.9495 BTC [-]
02:34 kakobrekla moaning
02:35 Testing123 okay what was with those 400-500 puts that were sold
02:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7500 @ 0.0001899 = 1.4243 BTC [-] {2}
02:37 Testing123 .1BTC lot with 500 usd strike @ .486 BTC / lot
02:38 kakobrekla what about them
02:41 Testing123 under which circumstance does this seller profit?
02:44 Testing123 1 BTC must increase above $5000 usd?
02:50 kakobrekla roughly
02:50 ColdHardMetal that seems...ambitious.
02:51 kakobrekla glbse seemed ambitious as well
02:51 ColdHardMetal fair enough.
02:52 kakobrekla eh im just busting balls
02:52 ColdHardMetal no worries.
02:54 MisterE were most of you trading before BTC?
02:54 Testing123 can anyone care to explain to me the purpose of writing the puts? perhaps i just sold a very big amount of btc for fiat?
02:55 MisterE puts are oders the execute at a certian price right?
02:55 Testing123 and by lower case i, I mean the seller of puts
02:55 MisterE the/that*
02:56 Apocalyptic puts give you the right to sell an underlying asset at a certain price
02:57 Testing123 and someone sold the right to sell BTC for 5000USD
02:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43397 @ 0.00085254 = 36.9977 BTC [+]
02:59 Testing123 baffles me. ill
02:59 Testing123 go ponder
03:00 dub https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=456859.msg5042897#msg5042897
03:00 ozbot Why Doesnt Satoshi Continue Replying on the Forum?
03:00 dub best post
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03:17 BingoBoingo Altcoin is going to the moon it seems... https://openex.pw/index.php?page=trade&market=111
03:17 BingoBoingo 575 satoshis
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03:40 KRS1 http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/cryptocurrency-news-round-protests-mt-gox-dogecoin-hits-wall-street-1435775
03:40 ozbot Cryptocurrency News Round-Up: Protests at Mt Gox as Dogecoin Hits Wall Street
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03:59 BingoBoingo In the meantime, Altcoin traded for 575 satoshis, which is a mark I don't think Doge ever reached
04:03 KRS1 BingoBoingo: Altcoin never reached mainstream exchanges.
04:03 KRS1 Who cares if nobody buys it.
04:04 KRS1 Price set by market maker..pfft.
04:04 BingoBoingo KRS1: It's on one really shady exchange. Eventually it will make it to bigger, yet still shady exchanges. It is the way two cans and a string works
04:04 BingoBoingo .bait
04:04 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97g99vJRL1rtf70go1_500.jpg
04:04 KRS1 Oofuh thats some milker titty there.
04:05 BingoBoingo KRS1: See two cans? Just add string.
04:05 KRS1 Hmm so now might be a good time to throw some btc in for some atc eh
04:05 KRS1 Yep
04:05 KRS1 Is it SHA256?
04:05 KRS1 nvm I'll read up
04:06 KRS1 Do you think now might be a good time to throw some btc in for some atc?
04:06 BingoBoingo It's SHA256, so you can point your mega 400 GH/s Buttfury at Altcoin solo instead of mining for some oversized bitcoin pool.
04:06 BingoBoingo Who know when a good time to buy or sell is.
04:07 BingoBoingo This is altcoin. Maybe everytime is a good time to buy? Maybe everytime is a good time to sell?
04:08 KRS1 I feel yah..hmm never mined solo.
04:10 KRS1 hah ya i see why the price is where it is..the coin is scarce..once theres more supply its going to drop like a bitch.
04:12 BingoBoingo Maybe drop, Maybe Moon? What does "is" mean anyways.
04:14 KRS1 Domino's Pizza and foods have made major improvements. I was impressed last time I ordered from there.
04:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.0489 = 0.978 BTC [+]
04:22 Namworld ##mtgox-otc
04:22 Namworld arf
04:23 Namworld Missed a /join there
04:23 Namworld KRS1, Domino's online ordering is amazing. Especially the coupons they offer.
04:23 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
04:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04760001 = 0.238 BTC [-]
04:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.19376446 = 0.9688 BTC [+]
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04:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 50 @ 0.19376446 = 9.6882 BTC [+]
05:00 cazalla i wouldn't eat domino's if you gave it to me for free
05:01 cazalla better to spend $40 on quality instead of that cardboard $6 crap
05:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC
05:04 KRS1 the point was it has improved a lot
05:04 KRS1 Namworld: I love the color scheme
05:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4000 @ 0.00019489 = 0.7796 BTC [+] {2}
05:05 KRS1 Their food made papa johns taste like ass, which it does. They seemed to have taken the lead there.
05:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.12491249 = 0.9993 BTC [+] {7}
05:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26700 @ 0.00085045 = 22.707 BTC [-] {2}
05:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.127 = 0.254 BTC [+]
05:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25950 @ 0.00085018 = 22.0622 BTC [-] {2}
05:24 KRS1 .bait
05:24 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d29d3894d2c7dfef788a67a1154d7c5/tumblr_mqkbyjl1tG1stmlapo1_1280.jpg
05:24 KRS1 Milf.
05:24 KRS1 .bait
05:24 ozbot http://31.media.tumblr.com/42d48377996169dc85c91ac42383550b/tumblr_mv4gm0XznN1swclmpo1_500.jpg
05:24 KRS1 Fap fap.
05:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 18 @ 0.05509994 = 0.9918 BTC [-] {3}
05:37 PsychoticBoy SO...... hopefully you guys were not stupid enough to have any funds on cox
05:37 KRS1 lmao! ya..nobody in this chat room I'm sure.
05:37 PsychoticBoy nobody is a big word
05:38 PsychoticBoy That is what I thought, but then I heard ppl cry
05:38 PsychoticBoy so I was wrong
05:38 KRS1 eh
05:39 PsychoticBoy some are stupid enough, prob not in this channel but overall there are enough ppl who were miljonair and are now broke :)
05:40 KRS1 Haha
05:40 KRS1 sux for them
05:41 punkman they wanted the gox premium, they got it
05:41 KRS1 Haha well put
05:41 cazalla wonder if anyone necked themselves
05:42 KRS1 Makes you think, huh
05:43 KRS1 Gotta have brass balls and a 10ft dick if you go hard into trading.
05:44 cazalla surely there are some whales who held large amounts of coin there
05:44 cazalla if you come from wealth, it wouldn't be so bad but imagine getting so lucky to have a couple million $ in coins only to have likely lost it on gox now
05:46 cazalla "eazy come, eazy go" - eazy e
05:46 cazalla as for domino's, i was speaking to the australian version, nfi what american domino's is like
05:58 MisterE haha punkman they got cold Goxed
06:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 263 @ 0.00300372 = 0.79 BTC [+] {2}
06:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 332 @ 0.00301014 = 0.9994 BTC [+] {2}
06:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 200 @ 0.0055 = 1.1 BTC
06:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 32 @ 0.06920941 = 2.2147 BTC [-] {6}
06:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0735 = 0.2205 BTC [+] {2}
06:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.12221001 = 0.2444 BTC [-]
06:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]
06:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.13 BTC [+]
06:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.05509994 = 0.1102 BTC [-]
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07:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00302852 = 0.3029 BTC [+]
07:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.57100003 = 2.284 BTC [-]
07:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.0055 = 0.165 BTC
07:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02520371 = 0.1512 BTC [+]
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08:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.19376446 = 1.9376 BTC [+]
08:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]
08:05 ThickAsThieves mircea_popescu http://blog.coinbase.com/post/76315615202/coinbase-partners-with-fiverr-first-large-services
08:05 ThickAsThieves hehe
08:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.131 BTC [+]
08:23 nubbins` it's a lovely day to be ignorant!
08:23 ThickAsThieves ;;later tell herbijudlestoids pools typically give you shares and those lead to coins when someone in the pool solves a block.
08:23 gribble The operation succeeded.
08:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2831 @ 0.00019496 = 0.5519 BTC [+] {3}
08:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18285 @ 0.00085289 = 15.5951 BTC [+] {2}
08:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15615 @ 0.00085504 = 13.3514 BTC [+] {2}
08:40 ThickAsThieves http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-as-safe-as-wire-transfers-says-ny-hedge-fund/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CoinDesk+%28CoinDesk+-+The+Voice+of+Digital+Currency%29
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08:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35000 @ 0.00085558 = 29.9453 BTC [+] {2}
09:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02521051 = 0.2521 BTC [+] {2}
09:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]
09:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 600 @ 0.0001949 = 0.1169 BTC [-]
09:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.07607142 = 0.5325 BTC [-] {4}
09:25 KRS1 coindesk
09:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC
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09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.071 = 0.142 BTC [-] {2}
09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.124 BTC [-]
09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
09:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 41 @ 0.02520903 = 1.0336 BTC [-] {8}
09:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.12525 = 0.2505 BTC [+] {2}
10:02 azi` too lazy to check.. is there a bet on bitbets about gox not returning funds?
10:03 kakobrekla http://bitbet.us/bet/751/mtgox-out-of-business-in-2014/
10:03 ozbot BitBet - MtGox out of business in 2014
10:03 kakobrekla i guess this is the closest
10:04 azi` i didn't even considered this could be a bet as well
10:05 ThickAsThieves so apparently black people invented punk now too? http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2014/02/10/274180682/song-premiere-death-north-street
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10:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.05509994 = 0.1102 BTC [-]
10:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12950 @ 0.00085559 = 11.0799 BTC [+]
10:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6850 @ 0.00085637 = 5.8661 BTC [+]
10:48 nubbins` ThickAsThieves: didn't invent it, just brought it to america ;D
10:49 nubbins` death + bad brains
10:50 ThickAsThieves death reall aint bad
10:51 nubbins` haven't honestly heard of them until just now, but i've been on a big BB kick lately, so i think i'm gonna download some
10:51 ThickAsThieves it's kinda clash-y
10:52 ThickAsThieves i wonder how things wouldve turned out if theywere white
10:52 nubbins` nod
10:52 nubbins` it's funny, death started as r&b and bad brains started as jazz fusion
10:54 nubbins` http://static.exoclick.com/banners/129744/1-ENGLISHGIF51_120X600.gif
10:54 Apocalyptic rofl openex uses google analytics
10:54 nubbins` "our women are tired of boys"
10:54 Apocalyptic altcoin really hit the best exchange
10:54 nubbins` they're also tired of suppressing their tourette's, apparently
11:05 ThickAsThieves http://www.reddit.com/r/altcoin/comments/1xmckc/the_real_altcoin/
11:06 ozbot The REAL Altcoin : altcoin
11:07 nubbins` the price will only go up!
11:07 mike_c it's virtually priceless.
11:08 ThickAsThieves i replaced lines there
11:11 nubbins` aww, just as i was about to ask whether it was officially a pump and dump now
11:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.00085637 = 4.8813 BTC [+]
11:12 nubbins` http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-as-safe-as-wire-transfers-says-ny-hedge-fund/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CoinDesk+%28CoinDesk+-+The+Voice+of+Digital+Currency%29
11:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00047498 = 0.475 BTC [+] {2}
11:13 Apocalyptic "as-safe-as-wire-transfers" is an understatement
11:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.12666666 = 0.38 BTC [+] {3}
11:14 mike_c nubbins`: have you seen this guy's post? a counter-argument to altcoin is a bad thing.
11:14 mike_c https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=443108.msg4932912#msg4932912
11:14 ozbot [SHA256] Altcoin
11:14 nubbins` usurprisingly, i haven't :D
11:15 mike_c yes, who would want to see evidence of a valid opposing viewpoint? :)
11:15 nubbins` who would want to read a thread about altcoin? ;p
11:15 nubbins` anyway, he makes valid points, but nothing atc-specific
11:16 Apocalyptic ThickAsThieves, don't you think you're pushing this joke too far ?
11:16 nubbins` "I choose ... ATC as well, a school, a place where I can screw up and have a do-over. As someone well aware that he is absolutely not qualified to host yet another Bitcoin exchange or other high-value, high-risk site, ATC seems a fine lab environment to write code around a tiny blockchain, create wallets, sites, services"
11:17 mike_c exactly. everybody loses money when learning cryptocurrency. i wish i had lost some ATC instead of BTC when learning.
11:18 nubbins` the guy's argument is essentially that ATC is the new testnet
11:18 nubbins` if only btc had one of those
11:18 ThickAsThieves Apocalyptic why can't it just be what it is?
11:18 ThickAsThieves doesnt need to be a joke or a pump n dump
11:18 Apocalyptic it obviously can
11:19 nubbins` heh.
11:19 nubbins` wait, so it's not a joke anymore?
11:19 nubbins` that was fast
11:19 mike_c i feel a herbirage coming on.
11:19 ThickAsThieves it just happened
11:19 ThickAsThieves there was no plan to swindle
11:19 ThickAsThieves and we're all enjoying it mostly
11:19 ThickAsThieves so fuckit
11:20 jurov so you'll be more liberal in accepting various patches?
11:20 ThickAsThieves ?
11:20 jborkl did it get listed on a echange?
11:20 jurov i have multi-vag ..er.. multi-wallet patch for bitcoind pending
11:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.57645688 = 5.1881 BTC [+] {4}
11:20 nubbins` hmm, i've heard this "freakin' out" song before
11:20 ThickAsThieves cool
11:20 jborkl exchange
11:21 nubbins` death is actually really good
11:21 nubbins` i'm enjoying this
11:21 jurov would it stand a chance?
11:21 ThickAsThieves it's listed at openex.pw
11:21 ThickAsThieves https://openex.pw/index.php?page=trade&market=111
11:21 ozbot OpenEx
11:21 ThickAsThieves proceed with caution
11:21 ThickAsThieves the exchange is open source
11:21 mike_c better exchange is otc order book or #altcoin
11:21 ThickAsThieves that works too
11:22 Apocalyptic to da moon
11:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.128 = 0.256 BTC [+] {2}
11:22 davout i'll add ATC to bitcoin-central, just as a troll to litecoiners
11:23 mike_c make sure you buy some first ;)
11:23 ThickAsThieves sweet
11:23 ThickAsThieves hehe
11:23 ThickAsThieves it's already going for like 500sat
11:23 davout srs business
11:23 nubbins` oh, wait, i've TOTALLY heard these guys before.
11:23 nubbins` where do we go from here!
11:24 davout nubbins`: TO. THE. MOON.
11:24 nubbins` davout, i'm quoting lyrics now ;(
11:24 nubbins` although i guess that is where we go from here
11:24 jurov damn, you got me hinking srsly about possible capital requirements to X.ATC
11:25 ThickAsThieves don;t forget to upvote the reddit then
11:25 ThickAsThieves ;)
11:25 davout altcoin is good and sound money
11:25 ThickAsThieves http://www.reddit.com/r/altcoin/comments/1xmckc/the_real_altcoin/
11:25 nubbins` ThickAsThieves: thanks, i never would have found this band on my own
11:25 davout made from 0.8
11:25 davout to the moon
11:25 davout the atc haiku
11:25 ThickAsThieves NPR knows what's up sometimes
11:25 nubbins` from what i understand, it's like the american CBC
11:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.126 BTC [-]
11:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
11:26 ThickAsThieves it's arguably one of the last real news providers we have
11:26 ThickAsThieves reddit is exploding macbooks now too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcl6BV1r3gU
11:27 jurov why macbooks? they caught stealthcoin?
11:28 ThickAsThieves cuz apple
11:28 ThickAsThieves cuz culture
11:30 nubbins` cuz buying something and breaking it hurts the company that made it
11:32 HeySteve it's a Statement
11:32 HeySteve like listening to certain musics
11:32 ThickAsThieves or using words
11:32 HeySteve or having one of those haircuts
11:35 diametric pankkake: heard you were giving away leet amounts of ATC
11:35 pankkake no, mircea_popescu does
11:36 mike_c pankkake is atc broker to the stars
11:36 nubbins` ^
11:37 nubbins` HeySteve, haircuts are for suckers
11:37 diametric damn i have to work for my atc i guess
11:37 nubbins` real men cut their own hair
11:38 diametric i just shave my head, hair is overrated
11:38 diametric its annoying and pointless
11:38 nubbins` my clippers are fucked, can't use them anymore
11:38 nubbins` can you sharpen those, i wonder?
11:39 ThickAsThieves probly cheaper to by anew
11:39 ThickAsThieves buy
11:39 nubbins` TBF they're like $20 clippers
11:39 nubbins` altho apparently all i need is a sharpening stone
11:40 nubbins` job for this evening
11:40 nubbins` i haven't shaved my face with a razor in about four years and i'm not about to start again
11:40 Asa9 i have my wife give me crew cuts and she does my beard
11:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
11:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20900 @ 0.00085559 = 17.8818 BTC [-] {2}
11:42 HeySteve haircuts are a waste of time
11:42 HeySteve I stick my head in a bonfire for a few seconds, all done
11:47 jurov iirc orthodox do jews use some kind of acid to get shaved kosher (it's forbidden to use blades)
11:47 jurov no need to make bonfires
11:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45838 @ 0.00085242 = 39.0732 BTC [-] {3}
11:48 jurov or they don't shave at all, ofc
11:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 400 @ 0.00083265 = 0.3331 BTC [+] {4}
11:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 9 @ 0.19376446 = 1.7439 BTC [+]
11:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.40910887 BTC to 1`469 shares, 95923 satoshi per share
12:04 twizt j #hexs
12:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 503 @ 0.00300101 = 1.5095 BTC [-] {3}
12:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0689 = 0.2756 BTC [-] {2}
12:17 HeySteve2 <jurov> iirc orthodox do jews use some kind of acid to get shaved kosher (it's forbidden to use blades) <- I guess that's why they call them... acidic Jews hoho
12:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.04776011 = 1.4328 BTC [-] {4}
12:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 18 @ 0.07202354 = 1.2964 BTC [+] {10}
12:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.125 BTC [-]
12:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
12:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0739 = 0.1478 BTC [+] {2}
12:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05509995 = 0.3306 BTC [+]
12:30 ThickAsThieves lol
12:31 Asa9 lol acidic jews
12:31 Asa9 For a fun time, take LSD and study the Talmud!
12:31 Asa9 fun time had by all!
12:35 ThickAsThieves removes stains!
12:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.12400004 = 0.496 BTC [-]
12:40 ThickAsThieves smart guys, sony http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/11/5401084/sony-mp3-player-comes-inside-bottle-of-water
12:40 davout ThickAsThieves: that's old news, it's like what, six hours old
12:41 KRS1 ThickAsThieves: hidejo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo ATC, doge comin fo ya
12:41 KRS1 headed to 300 now
12:41 ThickAsThieves hehe
12:48 ThickAsThieves http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/02/11/j-p-morgan-weighs-in-on-bitcoin/?mod=WSJBlog
12:48 ozbot J.P. Morgan Weighs In on Bitcoin - MoneyBeat - WSJ
12:49 ThickAsThieves "At the risk of sounding like a luddite unable to recognize the transformative effects of evolving technologies –– bitcoin looks like an innovation worth limiting exposure to."
12:49 ThickAsThieves “As a medium of exchange, unit of account and store of value, it is vastly inferior to fiat currencies.
12:50 ThickAsThieves “With fixed supply, bitcoin’s deflationary bias should also be clear. That quality serves owners well when exchanging into foreign currency, but it would be onerous for any economy operating with it as legal tender. Indeed Weimar Germany was unpleasant, but so was the Great Depression.”
12:54 ThickAsThieves http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1xmf8u/i_just_launched_a_new_exchange_for_gox_btc_real/
12:54 ozbot I just launched a new exchange for Gox BTC <=> Real BTC : Bitcoin
12:55 ThickAsThieves "1GOXBTC=583.00USD"
12:55 ThickAsThieves gox is so bad they are a fork now
12:56 Majjiok what a joke
12:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33200 @ 0.00085599 = 28.4189 BTC [+]
13:03 KRS1 wow
13:06 ThickAsThieves an amazing thing happened to me today, i made a controversial comment on a local news website, when they deleted it, i left another comment asking why they deleted my reasonable questions. They restored my original comment and deleted the new one.
13:06 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
13:07 KRS1 dudes..big problems
13:08 KRS1 so like this mallebility problem, manifesting as ddos now but its not ddos it seems it could be coming from the network itself.
13:09 Majjiok https://www.bitstamp.net/article/bitcoin-withdraws-suspended/
13:09 ozbot Bitcoin withdrawal processing suspended - Bitstamp
13:09 Majjiok buy buy buy
13:10 KRS1 tx vulnerability ogeeze
13:11 KRS1 SOMEONE GET FONTAS ON THE RED PHONE!!! Find out where Wolong is!! Get the helicopters warmed up!
13:11 ThickAsThieves bitstamp got goxed
13:11 ThickAsThieves great
13:13 Majjiok ThickAsThieves: this is probably the best buying opportunity since the fork in early 2013
13:13 twizt pretty sure its heading lower
13:13 punkman1 distributed goxing
13:14 ThickAsThieves probly
13:14 ThickAsThieves but you never know
13:14 twizt close above 635 = bullish
13:15 twizt otherwise down down down
13:15 KRS1 .bait
13:15 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l6c05vjl1qf0gljo1_500.jpg
13:15 KRS1 .bait
13:15 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19h4bXMmR1qk6jw7o1_500.jpg
13:15 KRS1 When the going gets tough, the tough gets FAPPing.
13:15 twizt lol
13:15 twizt only took 2 bait that time?
13:15 KRS1 fap fap fap!
13:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.071 = 0.142 BTC [-]
13:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.12400004 = 0.248 BTC [-]
13:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]
13:17 Majjiok ThickAsThieves: sorry, what "you never know"?
13:18 ThickAsThieves anything can happen
13:19 ThickAsThieves maybe bitstamp opens again in 1 hour
13:19 ThickAsThieves i dunno
13:19 Majjiok ThickAsThieves: well, price is plummeting right bnow
13:20 ThickAsThieves well ive been selling ;)
13:25 TomServo ThickAsThieves | 1Enjoy1C4bYBr3tN4sMKxvvJDqG8NkdR4Z is sending random dust to me << I'm seeing that as well, a couple from 1Sochi too
13:25 Majjiok TomServo: that guy is sending dust to everybody
13:25 TomServo Majjiok: What's the story there?
13:26 Majjiok TomServo: that's something that has been happening forever. Its probably a tracking attempt.
13:26 Majjiok When you'll spend that dust, the address that received it will be linked to other addresses owned by you
13:27 Majjiok so the sender of the dust will be effectively able to determine that one single person/entity controls that set of addresses
13:27 TomServo Interesting. Is there a way to prevent spending the dust?
13:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 182 @ 0.0008343 = 0.1518 BTC [+]
13:28 pankkake yes. clients like Armory, the Coin Control patch for bitcoin-qt…
13:29 Majjiok exactly. Coin control, which just means that you get to choose from what addresses you are going to spend the coins - thus you can avoid spending coins from the address in which you have received the "tracking device" :)
13:31 ThickAsThieves not exactly practical
13:31 Majjiok Anyhow: if you are worried about privacy then you should always use Tor with Bitcoin-QT, plus coinjoin/mixing for most of your transactions. By default is very easy to link addresses owned by the same person.
13:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4000 @ 0.0001899 = 0.7596 BTC [-]
13:36 punkman btc-e fixed themselves: https://twitter.com/btcecom/statuses/433279984614899712
13:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 11709 @ 0.00018984 = 2.2228 BTC [-] {4}
13:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.126 BTC [+]
13:45 deadweasel punkman: those comments don't agree with their 'fix'
13:47 dexX7 litecoin withdrawals seem not to be affected
13:49 Majjiok dexX7: because no body is spamming the LTC network with modified transactions
13:49 punkman someone in the trollbox said they couldn't withdraw LTC either
13:49 the20year3 Have any bitcoin based securities issued PPMs?
13:50 benkay not to my knowlege, the20year3, but I haven't read *everything* yet
13:56 Jere_Jones PPM?
13:56 the20year3 Back in july it seemed a few companies were going to have lawyer-drafted ones, but they never came out, we should have ours out in 10 days, so i'm curious why no one else had them
13:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12400004 BTC [-]
13:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
13:56 the20year3 private placement memorandum, what the SEC wants to take investment
13:56 Jere_Jones ty
13:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0058001 = 0.145 BTC [+]
13:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12400004 BTC [-]
13:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
13:59 pankkake http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=3264
13:59 ozbot Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
14:07 benkay because most bitcoin-soliciting "securities" are either a) actually scams or b) don't give two shits about the US regulatory landscape.
14:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.07041 = 0.7041 BTC [-] {3}
14:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 22 @ 0.06967726 = 1.5329 BTC [-] {5}
14:16 jurov !t m s.mpoe
14:16 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00084969 / 0.00085555 / 0.00086193 (821245 shares, 702.62 BTC), 7D: 0.00082189 / 0.00086903 / 0.00093912 (6351344 shares, 5,519.55 BTC), 30D: 0.00082189 / 0.00090299 / 0.00101414 (26633262 shares, 24,049.67 BTC)
14:16 jurov !t m s.bbet
14:16 assbot [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00062099 / 0.00062099 / 0.00062299 (9360 shares, 5.81 BTC), 30D: 0.0006 / 0.00069705 / 0.0009 (16002 shares, 11.15 BTC)
14:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 200 @ 0.00060598 = 0.1212 BTC [-]
14:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC
14:44 benkay !t h rent
14:44 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (3640 shares, 20.02000000 BTC), 7D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (28629 shares, 157.45950000 BTC), 30D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (28629 shares, 157.45950000 BTC)
14:44 benkay ;;ticker --market btcavg
14:44 gribble BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 649.2, Best ask: 650.23, Bid-ask spread: 1.03000, Last trade: 649.78, 24 hour volume: 81639.42, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 690.66
14:44 benkay ;;calc 157.5 * 690.66
14:44 gribble 108778.95
14:45 mike_c hardly seems worth the effort for 100k
14:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00578999 = 0.579 BTC [-]
15:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27900 @ 0.00085733 = 23.9195 BTC [+] {2}
15:08 benkay that's three whole houses, man.
15:08 benkay scale of ambition, i tell ya...
15:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 183 @ 0.00578999 = 1.0596 BTC [-]
15:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 122 @ 0.00367499 = 0.4483 BTC [-] {6}
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15:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00086078 = 20.5726 BTC [+] {3}
15:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 51 @ 0.00476201 = 0.2429 BTC [-] {3}
15:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0694 = 0.2082 BTC [-]
15:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.126 BTC [+]
15:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 67 @ 0.52118682 = 34.9195 BTC [-] {31}
15:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.49675294 = 8.4448 BTC [-] {7}
15:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1255 BTC [-]
15:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
16:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0721 = 0.1442 BTC [+]
16:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1251 BTC [-]
16:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
16:07 benkay is this really a ddos?
16:07 benkay this transaction diddling thing that someone's engaging in?
16:07 benkay and what scale is it actually occuring on?
16:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00578999 = 0.579 BTC [-]
16:07 mod6 hard to know for sure.
16:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.56 BTC [+]
16:09 jurov coinroll got hit, it was about 3 of 50 transactions
16:11 the20year3 with what, maleability?
16:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36000 @ 0.00086198 = 31.0313 BTC [+] {3}
16:11 jurov yes. but as one can't withdraw from there until all deposits get confirmed
16:11 jurov it was just matter of cleaning up
16:12 BingoBoingo benkay: It is mostly people not understanding what parts of transaction matter (inputs, outputs, and signature) and parts the network couldn't care less about (txid hash)
16:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1981 @ 0.003 = 5.943 BTC [-]
16:12 jurov not even that
16:12 jurov kjust track spent inputs
16:13 Apocalyptic ^
16:13 BingoBoingo Once shit gets mined, then maybe care more about a txid
16:15 pankkake https://torrentfreak.com/how-pirate-bay-came-close-to-hosting-on-north-korean-soil-140211/
16:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32200 @ 0.00086346 = 27.8034 BTC [+] {2}
16:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12500001 BTC [-]
16:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
16:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.125 BTC [-]
16:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
16:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1086 @ 0.00018235 = 0.198 BTC [-] {2}
16:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4489 @ 0.00018234 = 0.8185 BTC [-]
16:36 nubbins` epic finds at the record store today
16:37 nubbins` black sabbath's first album, primus, and a talking heads live double lp
16:37 Duffer1 i didn't primus had vinyl
16:37 Duffer1 which one is it?
16:39 nubbins` seas of cheese
16:39 nubbins` they had 3 or 4
16:39 nubbins` shit gets reissued all the time on vinyl too, hard to keep track
16:40 Duffer1 wtb tales from the punchbowl in vinyl
16:40 nubbins` the talking heads double is 180gram, sounds like my ears are being tickled
16:40 Duffer1 ha
16:40 nubbins` thye had frizzle fry and brown album there as well
16:41 nubbins` frrom primus
16:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00578999 = 0.2316 BTC [-]
16:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.00570905 = 0.1199 BTC [-] {5}
16:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4254 @ 0.00086353 = 3.6735 BTC [+]
16:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16065 @ 0.00086582 = 13.9094 BTC [+] {2}
16:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1070 @ 0.00086637 = 0.927 BTC [+]
16:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 275 @ 0.00303017 = 0.8333 BTC [+] {6}
16:56 punkman1 Node.js is so hip even their package manager gets VC funding
16:57 Apocalyptic wtf am I reading
16:57 punkman1 http://blog.npmjs.org/post/76320673650/funding
16:58 Mats_cd03 I'm deep frying a turkey in my house atm
16:59 Mats_cd03 I love the smell of danger.
17:00 Mats_cd03 I could die at any moment, but at least I have chicken
17:00 fghj Hello, Namword how is btc-bond doing?
17:03 deadweasel in your house?
17:03 deadweasel maybe that hsould happen outside?
17:03 deadweasel should*
17:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 223 @ 0.00045008 = 0.1004 BTC [-] {6}
17:08 BingoBoingo deadweasel: A little danger only hurts occasionally...
17:10 deadweasel hurts me regularly.
17:10 deadweasel torn ligament sheath and twisted foot righ nao
17:14 BingoBoingo Ouch
17:16 deadweasel meh, they gave me some oxycodone.
17:16 deadweasel and i would set myself on fire if I tried what you're doing.
17:17 deadweasel i *am* murphys law
17:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3291 @ 0.00018234 = 0.6001 BTC [-] {2}
17:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3950 @ 0.00086376 = 3.4119 BTC [-]
17:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7250 @ 0.00018234 = 1.322 BTC [-] {2}
17:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00018233 = 0.9117 BTC [-] {2}
17:27 ThickAsThieves ;;rate Namworld 1 Handled the closure of BTC-BOND responsibly and kept up with payments until my account was settled.
17:27 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Namworld has been recorded.
17:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.00018016 = 0.4504 BTC [-] {2}
17:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25235 @ 0.00086637 = 21.8628 BTC [+]
17:31 ThickAsThieves ;;rate jurov 1 Helped with some share transfers, and helped keep me safe during a Bitfunder scare.
17:31 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user jurov has been recorded.
17:33 ThickAsThieves ;;rate mircea_popescu 1 Runs MPEx like a champ, helpful in clearing most any fog.
17:33 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user mircea_popescu has been recorded.
17:34 ThickAsThieves ;;gettrust parseval
17:34 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user parseval: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=parseval | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=parseval | Rated since: Thu May 2 21:38:21 2013
17:35 ThickAsThieves ;;rate parseval 1 Very helpful in transitioning some web software and assisting the team.
17:35 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user parseval has been recorded.
17:36 ThickAsThieves ;;rate topace 1 Assisted with some share transfers, has been helpful in Havelock dealings.
17:36 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user topace has been recorded.
17:36 ThickAsThieves ;;gettrust Ukyo
17:36 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user Ukyo: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=Ukyo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukyo | Rated since: never
17:37 ThickAsThieves ;;gettrust Ukto
17:37 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user Ukto: Level 1: 1, Level 2: -2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=Ukto | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukto | Rated since: Wed Jun 15 00:24:56 2011
17:37 ThickAsThieves ;;rate Ukto -10 Managed Bitfunder poorly, lost money for many people, poor communications in the aftermath.
17:37 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating for user Ukto has changed from 1 to -10.
17:38 ThickAsThieves ;;gettrust Tradefortress
17:38 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user Tradefortress: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=Tradefortress | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Tradefortress | Rated since: Mon Sep 24 00:10:15 2012
17:39 ThickAsThieves ;;rate TradeFortress -10 Scammed many people through various internet services then disappeared.
17:39 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of -10 for user TradeFortress has been recorded.
17:39 ThickAsThieves ;;gettrust garr255
17:39 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user garr255: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=garr255 | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=garr255 | Rated since: Sat Jun 16 15:01:31 2012
17:39 jurov TAT's day of reckoning
17:40 ThickAsThieves ;;rate garr255 -10 Scammed with fake mining outfit, using socks to manipulate auctions, etc
17:40 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of -10 for user garr255 has been recorded.
17:40 ThickAsThieves Am I missing anyone?
17:40 ThickAsThieves surely
17:41 ThickAsThieves ;;rate aethero -10 Sullied everything the WoT stands for. Scammed via Ziggap and BTCJam
17:41 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating for user aethero has changed from 1 to -10.
17:41 Apocalyptic TAT on a rating spree
17:42 ThickAsThieves sorry if it'
17:42 ThickAsThieves s spammy
17:42 dexX7 lawl
17:42 ThickAsThieves I figure people might like to know
17:42 Apocalyptic it's not more spammy than our chess games so i guess it's ok
17:43 mike_c did anyone end up winnign that tournament?
17:44 ThickAsThieves ;;rate 10 ineededausername Did many bulk share purchases with and without escrow.
17:44 gribble Error: 'ineededausername' is not a valid integer.
17:44 davout Apocalyptic: you guys played chess on assets? that's cool
17:44 Apocalyptic davout, yeah
17:44 davout who played? and who won?
17:45 jurov mp funded a tournament, afaik it didn't finish yet
17:45 jurov but am not keeping track
17:46 ThickAsThieves ;;rate gsan 1 Reliable trader
17:46 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user gsan has been recorded.
17:46 davout jurov: why does a chess tournament over the internet need funding?
17:46 davout or just point me to the logs :-)
17:47 mike_c someone has to pay for the trophy
17:47 Mats_cd03 I am a god in the kitchen
17:47 davout mike_c: aah i see
17:47 davout prolly too late to register i presume
17:48 nubbins` wait, there's a trophy?
17:48 nubbins` ;;seen truffles
17:48 gribble truffles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 23 hours, 6 minutes, and 5 seconds ago: <truffles> guess we'll have to wait til things shift
17:48 mike_c i don't think there is actually a trophy. but mp put up a prize
17:48 mike_c as did BingoBoingo
17:48 Apocalyptic wasn't aware either
17:48 Namworld ThickAsThieves, ineededausername rating failed.
17:48 Apocalyptic I just played Bingo once and truffles on chess.com several times
17:48 davout i want to play IRC poker
17:48 Mats_cd03 I want to play
17:49 KRS-One I'll take a rating for being so cool.
17:49 KRS-One thxz
17:50 jurov you are not so cool as vexual
17:50 Namworld ;:rate KRS-One -1 Cheap point whore. Would not recommend. Pay more for better quality.
17:50 jurov but vexual is supposedly too cool to get into wot :/
17:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 123 @ 0.00083444 = 0.1026 BTC [+]
17:51 Namworld It would vex vexual's sexuality to be in wot.
17:51 Namworld Wouldn't be able to handle it.
17:51 BingoBoingo davout: It is still continuing. To my knowledge it is a four way round robin. Right now I'm 2-1 having lost to namworld and beat nubbins` and truffles. I think Namworld and truffles are 1-1 and nubbins` is 0-1.
17:52 BingoBoingo If this ends up a 3 way tie I dunno what tie breakers would be yet.
17:52 davout ;;rate KRS-One 1 Mildly cool rating whore
17:52 gribble Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
17:52 BingoBoingo Or a two way tie for that matter
17:52 davout wai u no work wot
17:53 Apocalyptic davout, ;;rate [ident KRS-One]
17:53 davout ;;rate 1 KRS-One Mildly cool rating whore
17:53 gribble Error: 'KRS-One' is not a valid integer.
17:54 davout lol nvm, the universe doesn't want me to rate KRS-One
17:54 Namworld U wot mate?
17:54 Namworld No?
17:54 Namworld Oh okay.
17:55 davout BingoBoingo: a four way round-robin sounds like some orgy variant, that means there are four players each playing in turn against each of the other ones ?
17:55 BingoBoingo davout: Yeah.
17:56 BingoBoingo nubbins` was in the tournament spec even though he was the last to begin playing
17:57 davout BingoBoingo: does the algorithm allow for latecomers?
17:57 BingoBoingo davout: I dunno ask MP
17:58 moiety hihi
17:58 moiety bitstamp has halted too?
17:59 BingoBoingo moiety: Bitstamp also uses two cans and a string
17:59 moiety lol!
17:59 moiety i was just reading ars
17:59 pankkake https://twitter.com/davidmarcus/status/432916473049137152
17:59 ozbot Twitter / davidmarcus: My card (with EMV chip) got ...
17:59 moiety how is everyone today?
18:00 davout pankkake: hah yeah, the merchant would have been fucked instead
18:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 49 @ 0.50741182 = 24.8632 BTC [-] {13}
18:12 ThickAsThieves ;;rate ineededausername 10 Did many bulk share purchases with and without escrow.
18:12 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 10 for user ineededausername has been recorded.
18:12 ThickAsThieves thanks nam
18:13 jurov inb4 <mircea_popescu> mpex deprecated withdrawals first
18:14 jurov (was a running joke sometime last year)
18:15 ThickAsThieves http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/02/11/carl-icahn-calls-for-glass-steagall-to-return/?mod=WSJBlog
18:15 ozbot Carl Icahn Calls for Glass-Steagall to Return - MoneyBeat - WSJ
18:19 ThickAsThieves http://www.wired.com/underwire/2014/02/robocop-crowdsourced-remake/?cid=18434524
18:19 ozbot Crowdsourced RoboCop Remake Is Not Even Remotely SFW | Underwire | Wired.com
18:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 23 @ 0.00560905 = 0.129 BTC [-] {6}
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18:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 59 @ 0.0056998 = 0.3363 BTC [+] {2}
19:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.0056998 = 0.171 BTC [+]
19:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3781 @ 0.00087046 = 3.2912 BTC [+]
19:03 moiety http://i.imgur.com/CIubsq7.gif
19:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 110 @ 0.00552489 = 0.6077 BTC [-] {5}
19:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54999999 BTC [+]
19:11 pgp well there soes seem to be some interesting progress
19:11 pgp http://skanner.net/MtGox/mtgox_tx.php?showall=true
19:11 ozbot MtGox Bitcoin Transaction Queue
19:11 pgp far fewer in here now
19:12 pgp wrong chan
19:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17800 @ 0.00086956 = 15.4782 BTC [-] {2}
19:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17876 @ 0.00086376 = 15.4406 BTC [-]
19:31 deeee hello
19:32 KRS-One deeeeeeeeeee
19:32 deeee i made 15k
19:32 deeee today!
19:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 132 @ 0.0054165 = 0.715 BTC [-] {9}
19:33 asciilifeform 15k of what?
19:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 2500 @ 0.00011118 = 0.278 BTC [-] {5}
19:35 deeee usd
19:35 deeee can anyone tell me if http://www.bitbet.com/ is a virus
19:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00086823 = 6.859 BTC [+]
19:42 pankkake lol
19:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54999998 BTC [-]
19:46 jurov someone got infected by bitbet?
19:48 pankkake it's a disease, start playing, can't stop
19:55 mike_c i tried to think of a good bitbet for Altcoin, but nothing crystallized.
19:57 pankkake there was one, and it ended up being close
19:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54999998 BTC [-]
19:57 mike_c really? for the real altcoin?
19:57 pankkake yes
19:57 pankkake http://bitbet.us/bet/748/altcoin-diff-to-be-power-of-four/
19:57 ozbot BitBet - Altcoin diff to be power of four BTC block 285000
19:58 mike_c heh, nice. i was thinking along the lines of "an altcoin will be worth $1 in 2014", but verifying is hard.
19:59 pankkake you'd need exchanges. when things are listed in coinmarketcap, it's much more practical, too
19:59 mike_c maybe that should be it. as verified by coinmarketcap. then if it never gets listed, it resolves as no
20:00 moiety i should really get a wallet huh
20:01 moiety the snowden bitbet is still pending two days on
20:01 Duffer1 link?
20:02 moiety http://bitbet.us/bet/586/next-country-for-snowden-germany/
20:02 ozbot BitBet - Next country for Snowden: Germany
20:02 Duffer1 oh
20:03 moiety it would be a really bad move
20:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7600 @ 0.00086823 = 6.5985 BTC [+]
20:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.559 = 2.236 BTC [+]
20:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3700 @ 0.00086714 = 3.2084 BTC [-]
20:22 jurov g++ -c -march=native -ftree-vectorize -O2 -pthread -Wall -Wextra -Wformat -Wformat-security -Wno-unused-parameter -g -DBOOST_SPIRIT_THREADSAFE -D_FILE_OFFSET_BITS=64 -I/opt/altcoin/src -I/opt/altcoin/src/obj -I/usr/include/db4.8 -DUSE_IPV6=1 -I/opt/altcoin/src/leveldb/include -I/opt/altcoin/src/leveldb/helpers -DHAVE_BUILD_INFO -fno-stack-protector -fstack-protector-all -Wstack-protector -D_FORTIFY_SOURCE=2 -MMD -MF obj/bitcoinrpc.d -o obj/bitco
20:22 jurov o bitcoinrpc.cpp
20:23 jurov BITCOINRPC in Altcoin?!!! Blasphemy!
20:23 asciilifeform 'make' is for lusers?
20:24 jurov ain't need no filthy make
20:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.12500005 = 0.5 BTC [+]
20:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.19376446 = 0.9688 BTC [+]
20:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 70 @ 0.02493859 = 1.7457 BTC [-] {8}
20:30 asciilifeform often wonder when/if we'll see a sane reimplementation of bitcoind.
20:30 jurov define sane
20:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15857 @ 0.00086365 = 13.6949 BTC [-] {2}
20:31 jurov if original is insane, then there can't be both sane and compatible reimplementation
20:31 asciilifeform minus the crud (i.e. straight C, with nothing extraneous or ill-fitting)
20:31 jurov have you seen the sx?
20:31 jurov or how did ganjix call it
20:32 asciilifeform ?
20:32 jurov http://sx.dyne.org/
20:32 ozbot The sx Tutorial — sx 1 documentation
20:32 jurov it's in C
20:33 asciilifeform looks like it's using libbitcoin, more cpp crud.
20:35 jurov prolly i confused it with this: https://github.com/MatthewLM/cbitcoin/
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20:36 asciilifeform jurov: never seen before. neat.
20:36 asciilifeform assuming it works.
20:38 fghj bitbet.com it would be good squat for scaming, just like the one with sdice .com .net or .org 2yrs ago
20:39 jurov asciilifeform if you happen to look deeper, let us know
20:39 asciilifeform now if only the author were still 'bob the bridge-builder'
20:40 asciilifeform rather than the other, 'new' bob.
20:42 nubbins` heh.
20:42 asciilifeform 'life ain't fair,' goats cannot be unfucked.
20:44 asciilifeform if the rewrite were compact enough to be auditable with reasonable effort, it would be worth considering regardless of the authorship
20:44 asciilifeform but it remains to be seen whether such a thing is possible.
20:49 jurov pankkake: still selling them?
20:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 310 @ 0.00086714 = 0.2688 BTC [+]
20:52 asciilifeform crackpot theory follows. 'you read it here first' (TM)
20:53 asciilifeform the diddled-tx DDOS is perpetrated by: 'btc foundation' devs.
20:53 mike_c so they can come to the rescue and appear relevant? i like it.
20:53 asciilifeform nope
20:53 asciilifeform the buggers want an excuse to fiddle with previously-untouched code in satoshi's client.
20:54 asciilifeform not necessarily with the goal of slipping in some strange
20:54 mike_c aren't all the btc foundation devs in jail by now?
20:54 asciilifeform (probably beyond their feeble muscles)
20:54 jurov lol mike_c
20:55 asciilifeform but to set precedent for introducing 'features' and fixes to non-existent problems
20:55 asciilifeform also to zap the die-hards still using old versions.
20:55 jurov asciilifeform: it's indeed beyond them. if they were truly scammy, they would have done something simple like stealthcoin
20:56 asciilifeform jurov: perhaps they have new help.
20:56 nubbins` ^
20:56 asciilifeform say, a veteran of UCC.
20:56 asciilifeform http://underhanded.xcott.com
20:56 jurov i just think coders capable to do such can get paid amply by legitimate businesses
20:57 jurov i don't see any motivation why would they turn to such shenanigans
20:57 asciilifeform there's a difference between 'amply paid' and $MAXINT
20:57 asciilifeform there is also the very persuasive 'paid in your family staying alive' business model
20:57 asciilifeform that certain players in the field favour.
20:58 jurov oh yes there we are again
20:58 benkay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWloE7EKzQ
20:58 ozbot back yard pvc roller coaster with a 12 ft drop - YouTube
20:58 jurov such thing really works in ussr-style dictatorships where there is no way out
20:58 asciilifeform a warm hug to the inquisitor reading this.
20:59 jurov so if something such happens, it's directed by homeland security, not bitcoin foundation noobs
21:00 asciilifeform they're not unconstrained actors. they still need a story to explain why the 'official' src is to change.
21:00 asciilifeform a persuasive story
21:00 nubbins` benkay :D
21:01 asciilifeform the ddos crap is a pill against folks like MP, who have declared that they'll stick with ancient versions of bitcoind.
21:02 asciilifeform (perhaps he'll patch the damn thing with his own hands. but others, less able, will not. and will go where the phoundation pushes them.)
21:02 pankkake jurov: I only have ~10000 left (plus what I'm still mining), so you might get a better price elsewhere
21:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2405 @ 0.0008684 = 2.0885 BTC [+]
21:02 jurov like, where?
21:03 jurov it's still minable on gpu?
21:03 pankkake I mine it with 2 erupters on http://coinminer.net:19982/static/
21:03 mike_c nethash was 240 ghs by our meager estimates earlier today
21:04 pankkake https://openex.pw/index.php?page=trade&market=111 anyone tried it?
21:04 ozbot OpenEx
21:04 mircea_popescu so what's new ?
21:04 asciilifeform i conjecture that bitcoind contains a reliable 'warehouse' of otherwise-harmless bugs like the recent one.
21:04 asciilifeform kept around for just this purpose.
21:04 mike_c psh, and i conjecture the sky is blue.
21:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it contains a warehouse of bugs because it was built by joe out of toothpicks and chewing gum
21:05 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: you didn't miss much. i'm playing my favourite 'pretend GRU still exists' game.
21:06 mircea_popescu lol i noticed you like that.
21:08 jurov Apocalyptic: and you aren't going to support atc?
21:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54999998 BTC [-]
21:11 jurov mircea_popescu: you give altcoinz?
21:12 mircea_popescu what for ?
21:12 jurov for X.ALT "D
21:12 jurov pankkake hinted something
21:12 mircea_popescu uh. wut ?
21:13 jurov hahaha
21:13 pankkake lol
21:13 jurov wasn't there a faucet?
21:13 pankkake now that altcoin have value, the faucet dried up?
21:13 pankkake and borken english is me
21:14 mircea_popescu i did some giveaways for like answering q's and whatnot.
21:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5150 @ 0.00087044 = 4.4828 BTC [+] {2}
21:14 mircea_popescu being THE ONLY ONE to do so hint hint nudge nudge.
21:14 mircea_popescu just like in BTC i'm the only one doing shit, everyone else is buying bentleys and spraypainting crackheads in gold paint.
21:15 pankkake tat did the logo, that's half the value of the coin at least
21:15 moiety you cannot deny they look better
21:16 jurov butbutbut...i'm running a full node... helping the network
21:16 pankkake I'll give you 42 ATC
21:16 jurov hyperfast, compiled with -fomg-optimize
21:16 mircea_popescu moiety that unfortunate chick... god help her.
21:16 pankkake so you found the pic? I couldn't
21:17 jurov ok, send atc donations to 1LcE3DQSosBv3HNYGTmCQLGnKgFhchCe8j
21:17 mircea_popescu do you even vanity ?!
21:17 moiety me?
21:18 jurov he meant me
21:18 mircea_popescu i meant him
21:18 moiety no i meant the unfortunate chick bit
21:18 moiety i do have some bad news mircea_popescu
21:18 mircea_popescu moiety you seen the pic of the gold painted cokehead ?
21:19 moiety oh no, i didn't realise there was actually someone sprayed!! will google
21:20 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i'm not the only fellow who likes playing games:
21:20 pankkake 666 ATC bounty for the pic
21:20 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://phk.freebsd.dk/_downloads/FOSDEM_2014.pdf
21:20 mircea_popescu http://i.imgur.com/kqrYBFI.jpg
21:21 Duffer1 classy
21:21 pankkake worse than I rememberd
21:23 moiety thanks for link, all i got was a sea of lindsay lohan on google. imgur must be overloaded, cant load it yet
21:23 mircea_popescu pankkake it gets worse every time.
21:23 mircea_popescu moiety so what's the bad news ? you got married to an axe murderer ?
21:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00086643 = 6.7582 BTC [-]
21:24 moiety mircea_popescu: I'm 29... marriage would be good news. [ignores the murderer bit]
21:24 moiety bad news is life is about to get even more irritating http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/02/first-there-were-captchas-now-there-are-gotchas/
21:24 mircea_popescu ;;google so i married an axe murderer
21:24 gribble So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108174/>; So I Married an Axe Murderer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_I_Married_an_Axe_Murderer>; So I Married An Axe Murderer(colonel sanders scene) - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPMS6tGOACo>
21:25 mircea_popescu a, that's ok, i don't even use blogger.
21:25 moiety oh i forgot about that film!!
21:25 moiety if they introduce inblots everywhere though, internet will be halved forme
21:25 moiety inkblots
21:26 mircea_popescu so you should be thankful, half the crap.
21:26 jurov someone wanted vanity? 1atcKeQCoeKbWCqyMUZPrMjpjvr4ayAbX
21:26 moiety but but half the procrastination also
21:26 mircea_popescu jurov you ate what ? keq ?
21:26 moiety wait....
21:26 mircea_popescu coek ?
21:27 asciilifeform http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/02/fbi-new-10000-reward-if-you-report-people-who-fire-lasers-at-airplanes/
21:27 ozbot FBI: New $10,000 reward if you report people who fire lasers at airplanes | Ars Technica
21:27 mircea_popescu whoa. it actually hurts anything ?!
21:27 jurov ;;lasers
21:27 gribble ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
21:27 asciilifeform one obvious question: how does one convict the offender?
21:28 asciilifeform 'owns laser pointer. off to jail'
21:28 jurov they blind pilots?
21:28 mircea_popescu asciilifeform terrorism, public nudity and money laundering.
21:28 moiety lolol
21:28 mircea_popescu wait i mean, public terrorism, money nudity and laundry.
21:28 mircea_popescu no wait, that's not rigth either
21:28 jurov jaywalking not fashionable anymore
21:28 mircea_popescu child laundery, money liking and going to the park
21:28 moiety lmfao
21:29 mircea_popescu A LAUNDRY LIST OF OFFENSIVE OFFENCES
21:29 pankkake public nudity, milking and laundry
21:29 moiety new challenge im off to vanitygen
21:29 mircea_popescu &offal falafel.
21:29 gribble Error: "offal" is not a valid command.
21:29 asciilifeform nude terrorism, public laundering, nude money.
21:29 mircea_popescu public laundering of nude terrorists for money.
21:29 mircea_popescu underage.
21:29 jurov public money
21:29 mircea_popescu underage money, public vomiting and interfacing with a known socket.
21:30 asciilifeform http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2014/february/protecting-aircraft-from-lasers/protecting-aircraft-from-lasers
21:30 ozbot FBI — Protecting Aircraft from Lasers: New Program Offers Rewards for Information
21:30 mircea_popescu anyway, everyone, thank you for your leadership in this important matter.
21:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10509 @ 0.00086358 = 9.0754 BTC [-] {2}
21:31 mircea_popescu asciilifeform srsly, seems more like a ploy to give your buddy 10k, because i can't for the life of me grok what exact damage can you do to an airplane with a ground laser.
21:31 asciilifeform (cui bono? the folks who will be selling the soon-to-be-mandatory fly-by-camera gear, when it gets retrofitted into passenger jets.)
21:31 jurov to pilot, not to airplane
21:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 11 @ 0.19376446 = 2.1314 BTC [+]
21:31 mircea_popescu jurov the pilot is what, losing his change on the floor of the plane which is transparent ?
21:32 mircea_popescu passenger jets strafing now ?
21:32 jurov lasers do reflect
21:32 mircea_popescu in more interesting news :
21:32 mircea_popescu http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/244922181.html
21:32 ozbot Websites of Las Vegas Sands casinos hacked, including Venetian, Palazzo on Las Vegas Strip | Star Tr
21:32 asciilifeform the 'terrible problem' will remain unsolved, passenger liners will get $100K cameras and painted-over windshields.
21:32 jurov you ever got a flash of reflected laser pointer?
21:33 mircea_popescu jurov nope.
21:33 jurov quite annoying
21:33 mircea_popescu and i'm not even a pilot.
21:33 jurov and that's just puny pointer for presentations
21:33 mircea_popescu dude, you mean in the same room ?
21:33 mircea_popescu come on now.
21:33 moiety WW3 = cats vs pilots
21:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.06946363 = 0.7641 BTC [-] {4}
21:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.12500001 = 1.375 BTC [-] {2}
21:34 mircea_popescu you ever tried to shoot a fish ?
21:34 jurov yep, poor pilots have to catch red dots and crashing airplanes
21:34 mircea_popescu because if you imagine you're hitting a ten yard plane from five thousand feet deep in an ocean of air with a fucking handheld laser you're nuts.
21:34 moiety why do you think they get paid so highly?
21:34 jurov noone gives a fuck about thousands of feet
21:34 mircea_popescu uh
21:35 jurov it concerns takeoff and landing
21:35 mircea_popescu yes, the laser does. light has this property called refraction
21:35 mircea_popescu o it does ?
21:35 asciilifeform everyone is missing the point. the entire 'problem' is fictional. the fiction, created for a purpose.
21:35 asciilifeform 'no pilots were harmed' 'in the making of this movie.'
21:35 moiety lol^
21:35 mircea_popescu srsly, i never heard of it.
21:36 jurov if the scare is about mid-air laser attacks, indeed
21:36 asciilifeform u.s. mouthpieces have been peddling this crap for some years.
21:36 jurov but if it's pubescents shooting 1w lasers into cockpit upon landing...
21:37 asciilifeform likewise, slightly-intelligent bureaucrats perhaps wake up at night from the fact that you can untraceably torch just about anything with a fiddybuck IR laser.
21:37 mircea_popescu jurov sounds to me like a rehash of the child porn thing.
21:38 mircea_popescu "o, horrible things are happening somewhere maybe"
21:38 jurov oh, are they flashing child porn to pilots?
21:38 mircea_popescu yeah, gets burned on their retinas
21:38 moiety but how are these pubescents getting close enough to the planes
21:38 jurov one kilometer is close enough
21:38 moiety wow my laser pen is shit
21:38 mircea_popescu one kilometer around the airport is all parking lots
21:39 mircea_popescu let's do some quick math.
21:39 jurov but, maybe you do know better, whatever
21:39 mircea_popescu ;;calc 1000**2*3.141592*2
21:39 gribble 6283184
21:40 asciilifeform green laser, rayleigh scattering, you can 'walk' the beam to the target.
21:40 mircea_popescu whoa look at that! the surface of a hemisphere 1km away is like... 6.3 mn sq meters!
21:40 moiety ijust cant visualise even getting a pilots face from ground level from that distance
21:40 asciilifeform (and target, back to you...)
21:40 mircea_popescu ;;calc 6283184 / .25 * 10**6
21:40 gribble 25132736000000
21:40 mircea_popescu whoa look at that!
21:41 mircea_popescu the odds of hitting anything 1 km away are about one in a las vegas jackpot!
21:41 asciilifeform more lulz: http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011/september/laser_092611
21:41 jurov first google result for pilot blinded by laser: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/medical-helicopter-pilot-blinded-laser-21583352
21:41 moiety you like lasers a lot don't you asciilifeform :)
21:42 jborkl Mp, the calls on the site are priced at .1 and the puts are still priced at 1.0, so there is a typo in this month puts
21:42 mircea_popescu ;;calc 25132736000000 / (6*10**9)
21:42 gribble 4188.78933333
21:42 asciilifeform moiety: i like incandescent bulbs, too, sure.
21:42 mircea_popescu whoia look at that! if every man woman and child on planet earth was a prepubescent boy with a laser spending all their time 1km away from lax
21:42 mircea_popescu you'd get about one pilot hit every day!
21:42 mircea_popescu provided it's friday on a february the 29th
21:43 asciilifeform moiety: and i sometimes have occasion to work with modestly large lasers. hence some clue.
21:43 mircea_popescu jborkl specifically ?
21:43 moiety aaaah i see! I wanna work with lasers!
21:44 jurov you just are hell bent on making fun of fbi, even if they do something that may make sense eventually
21:44 jborkl It says lot is .1 btc , but mkopt and pricing is obviously 1.0 btc lot
21:44 jborkl This month puts
21:44 asciilifeform jurov: in this case fbi is doing its actual job well, for a change. (read: padding the pockets of contractors. here, the ones who'll be making mandatory 'fly by camera' widgets.)
21:45 moiety imgur is still keeping this gold crackhead from me :/
21:45 mircea_popescu jborkl help me out here. how do you reason ?
21:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5109 @ 0.00086301 = 4.4091 BTC [-] {2}
21:46 jurov that is not an argument, it can be said about everything
21:46 jurov flood protection? nah, just lining pockets pof contractors
21:46 asciilifeform jurov: floods exist.
21:47 mircea_popescu jurov there's a record of floods actually happening in the past.
21:47 mircea_popescu this is different from one guy somewhere thought he might have heard something.
21:47 jurov i jut shown you the medial helicopter video. it does exist, too
21:48 mircea_popescu if that's the standard of evidence required even female orgasm exists.
21:48 jborkl The text says one lot is .1 btc but mkopt and sell are still dominated in 1 btc lots
21:48 mircea_popescu jborkl that doesn't seem to be a reasoning.
21:48 mircea_popescu $depth O.USD.P500T
21:48 mpexbot mircea_popescu: O.USD.P500T Bids: ['1000 @ 0.67164225']
21:48 mpexbot mircea_popescu: Asks: ['1000 @ 1.17856218']
21:48 jborkl Unless I am just reading something wrong
21:48 mircea_popescu jborkl you expect to buy a put at 5k for 1 btc lots for 0.67 ?
21:49 jborkl No
21:49 mircea_popescu ;;calc (5000 - 700) / 700
21:49 gribble 6.14285714286
21:49 mircea_popescu seems it is in fact .1 btc lots.
21:49 jborkl I understand it is 67%
21:49 jborkl Or we
21:49 jborkl 61
21:50 asciilifeform the 'laser pointer arrest' video is priceless.
21:50 mircea_popescu jborkl well and the text on the page says "One lot consists of 0.1 BTC".
21:50 mircea_popescu so where's the typo or what do you mean ?
21:51 asciilifeform '“At 500 feet,” Childs said, “that two-centimeter dot you see on your wall can be six feet wide.”'
21:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform they don't bother with power calculations do they
21:52 jborkl Well, I read it different but I fully understand the math behind it so it doesn't matter. I just rwadbit different but I see what you are saying
21:52 mircea_popescu it is six feet wide and magically 3600000 times as energetic
21:52 jborkl Read it
21:52 mircea_popescu jborkl a ok
21:52 asciilifeform ;;calc 3.14159 * (183 ^ 2)
21:52 gribble Error: Something in there wasn't a valid number.
21:52 mircea_popescu ;;calc 3.14159 * (183 ** 2)
21:52 gribble 105208.70751
21:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 300 @ 0.00086575 = 0.2597 BTC [+]
21:53 asciilifeform ;;calc 0.005 / 105208.70751
21:53 gribble 4.75245834526e-08
21:53 asciilifeform watts per square cm.
21:54 mircea_popescu that's almost as bad as an ugly vinyl dress on a sunny day
21:54 asciilifeform ~moonlight.
21:54 asciilifeform sentence of 'death by arithmetic' has been executed.
21:55 asciilifeform the 'control shot' administered.
21:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you don't understand. at one astronomic unit away that million ton cheese thing i nthe sky can appear six inches wide!
21:57 mircea_popescu jborkl did you mean that you read "Put option expiring this month struck at 500 USD/lot." to mean "500usd/btc" ?
21:58 jurov power density can be like a moonlight, but on retina it concnetrates into one dot
21:58 mircea_popescu not moreso than moonlight does.
21:58 jurov just try it sometime,
21:58 asciilifeform jurov: notice that the fbi crap carefully specified an uncollimated beam.
21:58 asciilifeform (the actual case in consumer laser toy)
21:58 mircea_popescu jurov seriously, your mishaps within five feet are not a solid basis for comparison here.
21:59 jborkl No, honestly I forgot until this conversation that options are standard the way you have it written. I forgot the standard tbh
21:59 mircea_popescu a ok. no big deal.
22:00 jurov whatever, just try it on yourself
22:00 asciilifeform srsly, we aren't debating the theory of nuke yields here. experimental materials required: 1 laser keychain. 1km long street. 1 phriend.
22:02 jurov as i say, i do have some experience. it wasn't kilometer, but also the power was much smaller
22:02 mircea_popescu jurov actually, i'll make it sweet for you :
22:02 jurov so i can believe that pilots do have issues
22:02 mircea_popescu get a laser key chain and a camera. place camera one kilometer away
22:02 asciilifeform bonus crap points for ignoring the fact that ~532nm (green) laser rayleigh scatters, further losing power.
22:02 mircea_popescu and try to shine the laser into it while it autoshoots so that you catch it in a pic.
22:03 mircea_popescu i bet you you will not be able to produce this within 8 hours of trying.
22:03 asciilifeform place the camera in a car, to reproduce the magical collimatory power of the aircraft window.
22:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform well no, place it in a car so it's not stolen
22:03 asciilifeform this too.
22:04 asciilifeform esp. on my street...
22:04 mircea_popescu just you know, park your car in a field somewhere, or a beach or w/e
22:04 mircea_popescu take a walk and let it rip
22:04 asciilifeform yes. perhaps physics has been cancelled by imperial decree, and we're all fools.
22:05 jurov so these laers sharpshooters use are just a gimmick and completely useless for aiming, then?
22:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i'm waiting for the day when one becomes vragnaroda for owning a collection of unexpurgated kvant
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22:05 asciilifeform that'd be me.
22:05 mircea_popescu jurov you think sharpshooters use the red laser dot 1km away ?
22:05 mircea_popescu how the fuck do you suppose they could SEE it.
22:05 mircea_popescu the victim may see it, but how would the sharpshooter see it ?
22:06 jurov via binocular?
22:06 mircea_popescu i suspek you might have not had thought this through so much.
22:06 asciilifeform they make IR (ocular compatible) laser sights now, because u.s. polizei can't hit a victim from across the street otherwise.
22:07 jurov In 2009, there were 1,489 laser events logged with the FAA—that is, pilots reporting that their cockpits were illuminated by the devices
22:07 asciilifeform actual snipers ignore lasers, because gravity drop / wind.
22:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i still dunno wtf they do for practice training, srsly, but they are atrociously bad.
22:07 jurov so this is coplaetely fabricated data?
22:07 mircea_popescu jurov listen, cockpit illuminated != ill effect
22:07 jurov orly?
22:07 mircea_popescu during the same interval a number of 59739845 bored women reported they were "almost raped"
22:08 asciilifeform jurov: paid sick leave!
22:08 mircea_popescu for instance, a guy askd them out and he was ugly.
22:08 asciilifeform oh noez i got illuminated.
22:08 jurov if the lose hight vision even for few seconds, that;s okay?
22:08 jurov *night vision
22:08 mircea_popescu listen
22:08 mircea_popescu i was once in a car and the fucking ambulance illuminated the cockpit with the lights
22:08 mircea_popescu nao what ?
22:09 asciilifeform jurov: blind the camera & come back
22:09 mircea_popescu and incidentally, those shits are loud, it can startle you
22:09 mircea_popescu somehow people never crashed their car into the fire truck because "whoa, i got blinded by the illumination of the cockpit"
22:09 mircea_popescu but i will be pleased to be given the proper form to report such events for the future
22:10 mircea_popescu maybe if we get a large enough number i can have a free subway sub
22:10 jurov you can always slam your feet to brakes
22:10 benkay who is this we you go on about tonight
22:10 jurov in aircraft, not very much
22:10 mircea_popescu jurov in most actual driving situations, sudden braking is both suicidal
22:10 mircea_popescu and the worst move you could do.
22:10 asciilifeform like any good official crock of shit, this one is based on fact (one can indeed construct a vaguely-useful military 'blinding machine')
22:11 asciilifeform dollar store laser keychain ain't it.
22:11 jurov benkay, just mircea with ascii going on that pilots are pussies and they should just shut up
22:11 mircea_popescu well actually i think pilots should just be beaten, personally, but that is besides the point.
22:12 asciilifeform pilots are human, when idiot employers/officials offer paid sick leave for an imaginary injury, they're happy to run with it.
22:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform in honesty i doubt your average pilot really needs excuses to take a break.
22:13 mircea_popescu it's one of those fields like specialist surgery, workload X, workforce epsilon
22:13 asciilifeform perhaps it lets them get out of a scheduled 'piss test' as well.
22:13 mircea_popescu you usually have ~5000 vacation days untaken
22:13 jurov maybe. or maybe they actually have to accept considerable overtime instead
22:14 asciilifeform anyway, these particular angels are already in your parts drawer, and so is the requisite pin head. camera, keychain, go.
22:14 jurov for example one would think that german train engine driver is comfy occupation
22:14 jurov unless it happens one knoes some liek i do
22:14 jurov *knows some
22:15 jurov and nope, they slashed the jobs, constant overtime, nos sick leave
22:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.54999998 = 12.1 BTC [-]
22:15 jurov i suspect pilots likewise.
22:15 asciilifeform betcha if the poor fellow just got death-rayed, he gets some paid leave.
22:15 mircea_popescu jurov yup just about.
22:16 jurov nope
22:16 jurov the train driver gets leave only if someone throws himself under the train
22:16 jurov som they actually secretly hppe for that
22:16 asciilifeform if not, next media crapfest: 'scandal! poor pilots forced to fly with zapped eye! news at 11'
22:17 jurov yes, and everypone forgets the next day
22:17 jurov no biggie
22:18 moiety i doubt train drivers hope for that
22:18 moiety most don't work again
22:18 jurov i say, i know them personally, they are severely overworked
22:19 moiety you know a driver that has had a jumper?
22:19 jurov some to that point they'd accept such discharge
22:19 asciilifeform moiety: if one can get pensioned for the 'trauma' of driving a train over some idiot, perhaps we should all become train drivers.
22:19 moiety i've known one. he was a patient.
22:19 moiety he couldn't get past the flash backs
22:19 moiety every time he was back in the cab or w/e its called on a train
22:20 jurov that was not the point
22:20 jurov the point was pilots are pussies
22:20 asciilifeform moiety: clearly made a poor choice of profession, then
22:20 jurov that should just shrug off someone lightting the cockpit
22:20 moiety not really
22:20 jurov instead
22:20 moiety liking trains is not a prerequisite to being able to handle graphic death in front of you
22:21 jurov being completely burned out is
22:21 asciilifeform jurov: lit up your car successfully ?
22:21 jurov at least so that peron thinks
22:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4150 @ 0.00086958 = 3.6088 BTC [+] {2}
22:21 jurov asciilifeform: what if yes?
22:21 asciilifeform pics plz.
22:22 asciilifeform with approx. distance & wattage.
22:22 jurov if i arrange it, there will be pics
22:22 moiety i saw a deer halved by a plane yesterday. quite an effect D:
22:23 mircea_popescu o look she can spell affect!
22:24 moiety i meant it had an effect on me though
22:24 jurov http://www.laserpointersafety.com/laser-hazards_aircraft/laser-hazards_aircraft.html
22:24 ozbot Laser Pointer Safety - NEVER aim laser pointers at aircraft
22:24 jurov some photos. not blinding, but i can believe it's distraction
22:24 moiety every psychiatry person knows affect and effect
22:25 asciilifeform moiety: http://www.pidjin.net/2010/10/04/shark-the-jump ?
22:25 KRS-One i still dont understand how laser pointers can be steady enough to light a moving airplane cockpit from the ground at a distance
22:26 KRS-One the further away the more shaky and inaccurate they get..you can barely hit the moon if at all for instance.
22:26 jurov they don't need to be steady
22:26 moiety asciilifeform: not quite but i like that one way more XD
22:26 jurov just flah when the beam crosses the target
22:26 jurov *flash
22:26 asciilifeform KRS-One: this is because you are vragnaroda, and make use of hatefacts.
22:27 moiety i'll find it if you want to see it
22:27 jcpham vragnaroda? where?!?
22:27 KRS-One guess you can flash them easily but only for a moment here and there
22:27 jurov that's enough
22:28 jurov when the eye is accustomed to dark, it's ver sensitive
22:28 KRS-One I make use of hatefacts?
22:28 jurov anyway, this is lost cause
22:28 jurov good night
22:28 jcpham 'night
22:29 asciilifeform and here we go with the elephant repellent vendors:
22:29 asciilifeform http://www.iridian.ca/english/irdProducts.asp?x=915&a=p&pcid=29&pid=101
22:29 ozbot Iridian, LaseReflect, , LaseReflect Aviators - 532/1064 nm,
22:30 asciilifeform the one way for this to work is for ten thousand wankers (reading news!) to try, and a few get very close, and lucky.
22:31 moiety lol their graph looks terrible
22:31 asciilifeform see history of 'glue sniffing.'
22:32 moiety found it http://www.ww2aircraft.net/forum/aircraft-pictures/oops-7372.html#post233224 deer meets plane. don't look if you like deer
22:32 asciilifeform moiety: this is an everyday sight on the wash. d.c. beltway.
22:32 mircea_popescu moiety i was just being very silly.
22:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12100 @ 0.00086757 = 10.4976 BTC [-] {2}
22:32 Dimsler_ mircea_popescu, that jew plead not guilty
22:33 Dimsler_ whens bitbet paying out?
22:33 moiety mircea_popescu: good...silliness ftw
22:33 moiety is it asciilifeform honestly, i could've cried yesterday!
22:33 mircea_popescu Dimsler_ prolly in a week or two
22:34 asciilifeform beast that lives on woodland edges + traffic -> daily bloody mess.
22:35 moiety in scotland, if you hit a deer and kill it, you are allowed to take it home
22:35 KRS-One Oh Dear.
22:36 asciilifeform moiety: over here it's the opposite, reason perhaps being that people would mount rams (or the like.)
22:36 moiety yeah i can understand that
22:37 moiety people just don't here but our cars are tiny so i think its usually a transport issue!!
22:37 moiety strap a deer to a nissan micra? nope
22:41 mod6 ;;view
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22:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8250 @ 0.00087057 = 7.1822 BTC [+]
22:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 160 @ 0.00475943 = 0.7615 BTC [-] {9}
22:53 mod6 http://bitbet.us/bet/751/mtgox-out-of-business-in-2014/#c2440 << haha
22:53 ozbot BitBet - MtGox out of business in 2014
22:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11539 @ 0.00086778 = 10.0133 BTC [-]
23:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11921 @ 0.00087033 = 10.3752 BTC [+] {2}
23:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 36 @ 0.0055 = 0.198 BTC
23:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 159 @ 0.00083455 = 0.1327 BTC [+]
23:16 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/the-miracles-that-matter/
23:16 ozbot The miracles that matter pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
23:16 mircea_popescu (probably most interesting for non-math heads)
23:17 mircea_popescu mod6 i was thinking that may get more traction
23:19 moiety i don't like otc, it's boring.
23:20 benkay there's not much worth trading at this early juncture, moiety
23:20 benkay mircea_popescu, linking a USG publication as a source of useful numbers?! will miracles never cease...
23:20 mircea_popescu benkay all is possible, praise allah and his true prophet obama
23:21 moiety ah kk benkay, i'll stick around
23:22 benkay all but colored coins being a useful thing, eh wot?
23:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 37 @ 0.0055 = 0.2035 BTC
23:23 moiety i was reading about those, didn't make much sense to me
23:23 benkay don't you see the genius?
23:23 moiety nope
23:24 benkay you can send a colored coin representing what you aver to be your stock in pepsi to a stranger over the internet.
23:24 mircea_popescu a more ver averring never coulding be possible to have taken place.
23:24 benkay a miracle!
23:24 moiety but it just seems ennecessary to me
23:24 mircea_popescu more like a cryptacle.
23:24 moiety unnecessary
23:25 benkay cryptacular company!
23:25 mircea_popescu moiety this is because you're not a 21 yo virgin boi.
23:25 moiety lolol
23:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13556 @ 0.00087073 = 11.8036 BTC [+] {2}
23:26 moiety what ever happened to those ridiculous people that wanted to track everyone's wallets?
23:26 moiety please say they died
23:26 benkay oh man mp you broke my head with that sentence
23:26 mircea_popescu your head was broken to begin with
23:26 mircea_popescu i simply followed in the spaces :D
23:26 mircea_popescu /koan
23:27 benkay now now
23:27 benkay a vorhees avers a virtuous stock vending
23:28 mircea_popescu i left an y out
23:28 mircea_popescu a more very averring never coulding be possible to have taken place.
23:29 benkay your prose is so boiled down and reduced the omission of single letters can render it gibberish
23:30 benkay i was trying to render ver into some sense
23:30 mircea_popescu a kk
23:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14907 @ 0.00087194 = 12.998 BTC [+] {2}
23:32 benkay http://cdn.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gif.gif
23:34 mircea_popescu youi know those dudes are romanian ?
23:35 benkay no wai
23:35 mircea_popescu yup.
23:35 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/pidjin/status/379293487470239744
23:35 ozbot Twitter / pidjin: #romania Protesting against ...
23:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1524 @ 0.00086949 = 1.3251 BTC [-] {2}
23:35 mircea_popescu that for instance is re the mining thing i mentioned a while back.
23:36 mircea_popescu Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.
23:37 Dimsler_ spiders have the most amount of gay sex
23:41 moiety my address will take 4 hours, is that usual? 1chipug was gonna take 3 days
23:41 moiety --and yes, my laptop is shit
23:42 benkay relevant to spider sex
23:42 moiety totally! queen of relevance me
23:42 moiety sorry!
23:42 benkay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI
23:43 ozbot Peacock Spider 7 - YouTube
23:43 benkay yeah moiety you in trouble nao
23:43 benkay ;)
23:44 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i kept waiting for the Pythagorean drowning scene in there.
23:45 moiety benkay: that spider is so cute!!!
23:45 benkay moiety: and downright hypnotic to boot
23:45 moiety spider: \o/ ladies over here! \o/
23:45 moiety lol
23:45 asciilifeform moiety: it's a fat little bugger: http://www.loper-os.org/wp-content/laser/machine.png
23:46 asciilifeform 50kg or so.
23:46 moiety that is so cool, plenty hiding space, i am small! lol what do you use it for asciilifeform?
23:46 moiety it weighs the same as me!!!!
23:47 asciilifeform moiety: sorta like an expensive jigsaw.
23:48 moiety benkay: 6 is a good video too. the males really like to rub their balls (palps) on their faces don't they?!
23:49 moiety asciilifeform: it's even got a Big Red Button!
23:49 asciilifeform moiety: exactly what it looks like. hit with fist, cuts off the mains. twist to unpop.
23:50 moiety i need this in my life :(
23:50 asciilifeform these are standard on Machine Tools That Mangle Flesh (tm)
23:50 moiety lolololol
23:50 benkay mandated even, depending on jurisdiction.
23:50 moiety i was always waiting on some twat getting caught in the shredder at work
23:51 benkay what, so that you could clean up the mess?!
23:51 asciilifeform moiety: the piece that does, the, well, lasing - http://www.loper-os.org/wp-content/laser/tube.png
23:51 asciilifeform this is more or less the smallest size they come in (for practical use, that is)
23:52 moiety asciilifeform: so in the first pic, you can open the boxy bit and this2nd pic is what is in side?
23:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00086893 = 9.2976 BTC [-] {3}
23:52 moiety apologies, lasers are fascinating
23:52 asciilifeform the back of the cabinet, yes
23:52 asciilifeform red wire is 35kV
23:52 asciilifeform (bottom red)
23:53 moiety woah, you def need your Big Red Button
23:53 asciilifeform tube is abundantly chinese, good for maybe 1000 hours.
23:53 moiety is it always the same strength?
23:53 moiety of zappage or can you adjust
23:55 moiety and do you ever lase things you shouldn't?
23:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00087312 = 6.7667 BTC [+]
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