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00:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.47 = 10.34 BTC [-] {2}
00:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8177 @ 0.00100708 = 8.2349 BTC [+]
00:04 asciilifeform for anyone who ever finds himself in the vintage laptop quandary described earlier:
00:05 asciilifeform solution = openbsd + 'plop' (boot manager that laughs at idiot 8GB limit of old bios)
00:05 BingoBoingo That might be incredibly useful in the future.
00:06 asciilifeform http://www.plop.at/en/whatisplop.html
00:06 ozbot Plop - What is Plop?
00:06 asciilifeform openbsd still eats most of the 64M though.
00:08 BingoBoingo Well, other than trying progressively older versions of OpenBSD I dunno if there is a solution to Unix bloat.
00:08 mircea_popescu plop is a poplar tree.
00:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 25 @ 0.00469998 = 0.1175 BTC [-]
00:10 asciilifeform 1980s unix users would have killed for 64MB.
00:10 asciilifeform or 233MHz / 32bit bus.
00:16 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I think this hits back to a problem you and Joel on Software raise. Thinking in C, the solution to bugs seems to almost necessarily involve creating more code as opposed to trimming problematic code.
00:17 BingoBoingo I mean Intel's top processors for quite some time have been at their core rather trim RISC architectures, but Bloaty McLegacy Bloaterson keeps getting tacked on.
00:18 KRS1 Dont forget Creepy McFeature Creeperson
00:18 BingoBoingo KRS1: Features are a myth.
00:18 KRS1 lol suuure
00:19 KRS1 I've seen plenty go to crapware because of that.
00:19 BingoBoingo Depends on what you consider crapware.
00:20 KRS1 As long as I consider it, then it is, I'm the user =D
00:22 BingoBoingo I mean most feature complete TeX distros run roughly as large once installed as Acrobat Pro.
00:23 BingoBoingo (speaking purely in terms of disc space)
00:24 BingoBoingo Turns out if you want hundreds to thousands of fonts for however many alphabets exist, It doesn't really matter how trim the front end is.
00:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00100491 = 10.652 BTC [-] {2}
00:34 kakobrekla gotta love new levels of stupid http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=350103.msg4742056#msg4742056
00:36 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: The more people who hear about the bitcoin, the stupider the bottom is going to be.
00:37 kakobrekla i kinda thought we started at the bottom
00:37 kakobrekla seems i was wrong
00:38 johndoe_ heyy
00:38 johndoe_ hey
00:38 KRS1 Idk its pretty damn stupid out there, sometimes I feel like I get some of it on me.
00:38 johndoe_ what yall talkin abouttt
00:38 KRS1 Then I come in here and I feel at least a little better.
00:38 KRS1 .bait
00:39 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/760336724c7b341841b18ea8ceb3c4da/tumblr_ms5cqq8BbK1qh7loto1_1280.jpg
00:39 KRS1 Hmmm! Whatcha got there.
00:39 KRS1 .bait
00:39 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2c6c43c545ba51db55391f68319894a/tumblr_ms4gtpaMMu1s67p2ko1_1280.png
00:39 johndoe_ hot
00:39 johndoe_ loll jk
00:39 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: No, the bottom always gets lower. Bitcoin started with stupid, but smart enough to have read that bitcoin exists. Nao we get people who learn of bitcoin while eating tv dinners on the couch.
00:39 KRS1 At least the bait is free.
00:40 johndoe_ anyone know where u can get like .000001btc i want to test it out
00:40 johndoe_ i will give back if anyone sends
00:41 johndoe_ any1?
00:42 kakobrekla you seem like some unknown dead person to me
00:42 kakobrekla i dont give btc to such people
00:42 BingoBoingo Why quit so soon johndoe_ I may have had work...
00:43 kakobrekla did he leave before my reply and i look stupid?
00:43 BingoBoingo Yeah
00:43 kakobrekla well i guess i look stupid either way, so nevermind that one.
00:43 BingoBoingo I was going to ask if he had a sharpie and a camera
00:44 kakobrekla the bad side of having joins and parts disabled
00:44 kakobrekla but it makes for a cleaner experience
00:44 kakobrekla yeah for a sharpie ill chip in too.
00:44 kakobrekla we can like split buttcheeks
00:45 kakobrekla or should i rather say share.
00:46 BingoBoingo Well, he only wanted .000001btc seems like a bargain
00:46 BingoBoingo I dunno if a buttcoin is worth more than 0.01 BTC anymore nao
00:47 kakobrekla hmmm
00:47 kakobrekla considering the rise of beggars... someone should start collecting buttcoin on some dedicated blog
00:47 BingoBoingo I mean unless if the ass is that nice and they offer proof of girlparts in advance maybe up t0 0.1 BTC might be possible.
00:47 kakobrekla like shame of wall for leechers.
00:48 BingoBoingo I've just been collecting them in case people go scam.
00:48 kakobrekla and each buttcoin pic would ofc show where and howmuch twas paid.
00:49 BingoBoingo Most usernames I've bought buttcoins from have died soon after, which of course decreases the value of buttcoins
00:49 kakobrekla the shame is too great.
00:51 BingoBoingo I definitely paid too much for this batch: i.imgur.com/yQ52mP7.jpg i.imgur.com/SYqlDeP.jpg i.imgur.com/o08heoV.jpg
00:51 BingoBoingo The one who knew where sharpie went was do not want
00:51 kakobrekla yea, and we can like make tradedable cards from these buttcoins and make like a dedicate online exchange, and when we like feel like its not going well, start trading btc:usd and keep the name
00:52 BingoBoingo We can call buttcoin cars magic. And name the exchange Magic The Gathering Online Exchange
00:53 BingoBoingo *eXchange
00:53 kakobrekla sounds good
00:53 Duffer1 oh god the last one
00:53 BingoBoingo Seems to have worked before for at least a while. Just have to remember to to use Ruby on Rails.
00:53 Duffer1 why did i even.....
00:54 BingoBoingo Duffer1: You sound like you need a hobby
00:55 Duffer1 ? got something in mind?
00:55 BingoBoingo Duffer1: Go forth and collect buttcoins from beggars and potential scamzors.
00:55 kakobrekla i recently got a new hobby, mostly asciilifeform fault
00:55 BingoBoingo Make a database.
00:55 kakobrekla now im overdoing it
00:55 BingoBoingo If someone sells the same butt twice, flag them as dupes
00:56 BingoBoingo Duffer1: Enforce in the WoT a law of the Buttcoins, No one can redeem the same pooper twice with a sharpie
00:57 Duffer1 i would really rather not have to see that
00:57 Duffer1 ever
00:57 BingoBoingo .bait
00:57 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/1926b2a2629f17a11ca05eb744365556/tumblr_mifmddq6CL1rkhr4mo1_500.jpg
00:57 BingoBoingo Cleanse your pallate Duffer1
01:02 asciilifeform kakobrekla: ?
01:03 KRS1 NICEW
01:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.002977 = 0.1489 BTC [-]
01:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 97 @ 0.002976 = 0.2887 BTC [-]
01:12 kakobrekla well, you mentioned how we spend all this time in our cockpits and we should make it easy on ourselves with good peripherals etc
01:13 kakobrekla now ten grand later or so, my office room is still half trashed
01:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00100399 = 16.0638 BTC [-] {3}
01:13 BingoBoingo lol
01:14 asciilifeform kakobrekla: 10K? bought a golden toilet to sit on?
01:14 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: How many chorded keyboards did http://www.loper-os.org/?p=861 talk you into?
01:15 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: afaik, no one sells a usable pc-compatible chording kbd
01:16 kakobrekla well it is a complete makeover and lots of experimentation
01:16 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: You don't know how much I shopped for such a thing after reading that post. There's the plastic crap one where "experienced typists" get 25wpm and brag about it.
01:16 kakobrekla got 5 27 inch screens only to ditch them and get another set of five
01:16 kakobrekla then i got like 30 brands of fans only to find 2 usable
01:17 kakobrekla (not making fuckin mechanic noise on low rpm)
01:17 kakobrekla etc etc
01:17 kakobrekla the keyboards , im still looking into really
01:18 kakobrekla i got a few different ones to try, nothing mechanical yet
01:18 kakobrekla got the cherry switch sampler though.
01:18 kakobrekla but yeah, smart words asciilifeform and fuck you.
01:19 BingoBoingo 'Murica fuck yeah http://theweek.com/article/index/255505/appalachia-the-big-white-ghetto
01:19 Duffer1 the left out moonshine
01:20 Duffer1 " and people live for pills, soda pop, and welfare".. and drank
01:20 BingoBoingo Can't believed the author of that article uses "morning beer" in a derogatory sense.
01:21 Duffer1 kentucky: because how else are people like rand paul going to get electede
01:23 BingoBoingo Seriously though, the first beer of the morning is one of the greatest joys in the world.
01:27 kakobrekla off i go, later dudes
01:28 BingoBoingo later kakobrekla
01:30 Mats_cd03 kentucky is a sucker for good looks
01:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 322 @ 0.00295871 = 0.9527 BTC [-] {4}
01:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8517 @ 0.00100216 = 8.5354 BTC [-] {2}
01:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2083 @ 0.00100211 = 2.0874 BTC [-]
01:32 BingoBoingo President Johnson left out of his calculations the factor that is almost always overlooked by populists: the people.
01:34 BingoBoingo Seems right, but is The Week cribbing Trilema nao?
01:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00295 = 0.295 BTC [-]
01:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1115 @ 0.00291018 = 3.2449 BTC [-] {6}
01:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 48 @ 0.0029 = 0.1392 BTC [-] {2}
01:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 47 @ 0.0029 = 0.1363 BTC [-]
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02:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8367 @ 0.00100211 = 8.3847 BTC [-]
02:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8000 @ 0.00100075 = 8.006 BTC [-]
02:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21850 @ 0.00099951 = 21.8393 BTC [-] {2}
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03:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6649 @ 0.00099913 = 6.6432 BTC [-] {2}
03:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4851 @ 0.00099781 = 4.8404 BTC [-]
03:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 599 @ 0.00099781 = 0.5977 BTC [-]
03:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3943 @ 0.00099496 = 3.9231 BTC [-]
03:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.05499882 = 0.11 BTC [-]
03:29 BingoBoingo Here's answers to my best spam comments post slashdotting http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/01/26/a-short-qa/
03:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04990001 = 0.2495 BTC [+]
03:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2776 @ 0.00009199 = 0.2554 BTC [+] {2}
03:39 KRS1 .bait
03:39 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9ae2c074098c424b057ce9c6b95a1ad/tumblr_mfmkiw7tFi1rlftbao1_1280.jpg
03:39 KRS1 .bait
03:39 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mct5n5v9yG1qd3a89o1_500.jpg
03:44 KRS1 .bait
03:44 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/40405a32d6abd54f9cd40a57664d37c8/tumblr_mf8797mHE61robs3no1_500.jpg
03:47 BingoBoingo You know there was a buttcoin conversation earlier. I wonder what the value of a bit tooth is...
03:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.49 = 9.8 BTC [+]
03:54 BingoBoingo As someone who due to a mismatch between the size of my jaw and 8 extra molars who wanted to live there doubt I'd extract any teeth of my own for BTC. I wonder how other people might price this though.
03:57 Mats_cd03 do you have any gold teeth
03:58 Mats_cd03 or maybe platinum
03:58 Mats_cd03 mtv cribs style
04:00 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: I'm thinking about getting some patched in gold
04:01 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: I've paid people BTC to stick sharpies in their poopers (after Mircea started that trend)
04:01 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Mostly I find that boring and cheap now that post people realize poopers are openings that easily accomodate sharpies
04:01 Mats_cd03 how unfortunate
04:02 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: I know. Very bitcoin problem. Lacking a business idea te only way to spend BTC is entertainment by people who desperately want Btc
04:03 Mats_cd03 do you enjoy poker?
04:04 Mats_cd03 if you do, you should read a book and then play on swc
04:04 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: In some circumstances. I prefer sports and event betting as a revenue stream, but taking throwaway money to poker can be fun.
04:04 BingoBoingo I don't play on Seals anymore though.
04:04 BingoBoingo Not only was that hack a bridge to far.
04:04 Mats_cd03 the players are good and if you play very tight you can prob make $50/hr with one screen up
04:05 BingoBoingo They never let me fucking reset my password or lock out my name from further use
04:05 Mats_cd03 thats too bad
04:06 BingoBoingo The fact that in 3-48 months someone cracking the passwords leaked will have my password is bad.
04:06 BingoBoingo Because people mistakenly think SwC chat is a decent place to trade shit.
04:07 BingoBoingo Any by cracking the password whose hash adversaries Seals won't chance is basically making me wait until the sweet wine of my ass turns into fucking salad dressing.
04:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.49 = 4.9 BTC [+]
04:08 BingoBoingo I dunno about you Mats_cd03 but I hate shit sandwiches
04:08 Mats_cd03 if you cant think of a bitcoin business then buy a tesla
04:08 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: I'd rather buy a Pontiac Aztek. Those are fun.
04:09 Mats_cd03 i sat in one, its pretty nice...its like a prius with the instant heat but comfortable too
04:09 BingoBoingo What cars are especially fun are the most recent Ford Crown Victorias.
04:09 Mats_cd03 its clutch during the winter time
04:10 BingoBoingo I just don't much care for cars who can't as they end their life compete with some success in a demolition derby
04:11 BingoBoingo I'd get an old combine harvester and enter that demolition derby, but THAT competition turns into srs bsns fast.
04:11 BingoBoingo I just want a car that can die with dignity
04:12 Mats_cd03 i have an idea for a bitcoin business
04:12 BingoBoingo Also, I don't want to be the last to drive it. I know plenty of people who actually enjoy letting themselve be the Undertaker for car's last moments
04:13 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: What fucking kind of business
04:13 Mats_cd03 have you seen that electronic credit card
04:13 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: That coin thing?
04:13 Mats_cd03 yeah
04:14 BingoBoingo Fuck that. My thinkpad isn't to heavy to carry a walking around wallet. Do you think I'm some sort of fairy or something.
04:15 Mats_cd03 make a clone of that and have the company sell the cards along with prepaid credit cards refillable with bitcoin
04:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 31 @ 0.48000032 = 14.88 BTC [-] {2}
04:15 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: How do you keep the privates safe.
04:15 BingoBoingo Same problem the Navy has
04:15 Mats_cd03 huh
04:16 Mats_cd03 i feel like i'm talking to a really smart robot
04:16 jayk nope
04:16 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Look into S.NSA which is a joint venture of mircea and stan. Look at all of the inconveniences security imposes. Can you imagine how small the sctual audience for such things is
04:17 Mats_cd03 its exactly as secure as regular credit cards are
04:18 BingoBoingo The initial price for 1 Cardano they quoted was 0.3 BTC roughly at $100/BTC. I dunno, but I imagine at $10,000/BTC they could comfortably keep the price at 0.3BTC
04:18 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Secure as regular credit cards is nothing to be proud of
04:18 Mats_cd03 nobodys taking on any new kind of risk
04:18 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Actually they are taking on older kinds of risk with BTC
04:18 Mats_cd03 its insurable but it interfaces bitcoin with the rest of the world
04:19 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Who other than Floyds is insuring BTC today?
04:19 Mats_cd03 i believe theres a good number of people who would like to spend money online but can't because they dont have a credit or debit card
04:20 BingoBoingo Right and they can keep some token amount of BTC in Multibit or get a fucking prepaid credit card
04:20 BingoBoingo (By Multibit I mean the only serious version 0.5.11)
04:20 Mats_cd03 theres a revolution in payments just lurking
04:21 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: And the revolution in store of value will probably eclipse it
04:21 Mats_cd03 i believe you
04:22 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: I just blew an 0.32 into my personal entertainment device.
04:22 Mats_cd03 i plan to spend my bitcoin on nice things when i'm an older man
04:22 BingoBoingo If I am this drunk and eloquent. If I make you think twice at all. What hope do you have of facing competent sober and dedicated competition.
04:22 Mats_cd03 like a trip to the edge of space, a tesla utility truck perhaps
04:23 BingoBoingo No
04:23 Mats_cd03 id love an electric truck
04:23 Mats_cd03 that'd be godly
04:23 KRS1 BingoBoingo you should go gamble some btc
04:23 KRS1 i do my best work when im drunk
04:24 Mats_cd03 actually id love to own a car period
04:24 BingoBoingo KRS1: I just I priced all of the risk for today I am going to buy. Drunkeness and Disciple don't have to be exclusive.
04:25 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Lithium batteries are too expensive for jsut casual use
04:25 Mats_cd03 what do you mean casual use
04:26 Mats_cd03 tesla's battery management seems to hold up to 12,000mi/yr for wear just fine
04:26 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: I mean with perfect cars Lithium batteries, even the fancy polymer sort degrade substantially in the first two years of use.
04:27 Mats_cd03 its pretty serious but still worth it
04:28 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Maybe some people routinely drive far.
04:28 Mats_cd03 a study ive seen shows that the battery remains about 85% capacity after 100k mi
04:28 BingoBoingo Miles might be a great measure for time and distance, but in the case of batteries years is probably the best measure.
04:29 BingoBoingo I say this only being partially informed on the battery issue and finding Renata silver oxide batteries to be near a miracle.
04:29 Mats_cd03 i think its 70% capacity at 50k mi in five years
04:30 Mats_cd03 electric cars are a great revolution for urban areas
04:30 BingoBoingo I think 100 mg of lithium in some syzzyrip is more fun though
04:31 KRS1 i'd rather have the morphine or opiates thank you
04:31 BingoBoingo Anyways I tend not to get cars newer than 10 years old because I like a sound motor with some history
04:32 KRS1 like..i gotta make it out to thailand maybe see chaang noi
04:32 BingoBoingo KRS1: Don't knock shit before you try it.
04:32 KRS1 seems fun there
04:32 KRS1 lithium is that shit they give to mental patients isnt it
04:32 Mats_cd03 BPD
04:33 BingoBoingo Anyways KRS1 100mg is way under what any mental patient would get. People just can't be that anorexic
04:33 KRS1 ah microdose
04:33 KRS1 i am in a good position to make some damn good sizzup actually lol just realized it
04:34 BingoBoingo Going off of a calulator right here 2300 mg would take me to the minimum therapeutic dose for my weigt and alcohol tolerance
04:35 BingoBoingo Actually I'd prolly get Mr Drive through Lincoln involved first
04:36 KRS1 thats the thing i'd have to figure out how to do those measurements to make something decent
04:37 BingoBoingo KRS1: If you have to ask you are not qualified to find people to make such measurements
04:37 KRS1 right here
04:37 KRS1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank
04:37 ozbot Purple drank - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
04:37 KRS1 I have the internetz i can do anything
04:38 BingoBoingo KRS1: Who do you think you are? Lil Debbie?
04:38 KRS1 haha
04:38 BingoBoingo Imma bake a cake
04:39 KRS1 all i'd have to do is substitute the promethezine for morphine i have
04:39 KRS1 that would make for a great relaxing weekend
04:39 BingoBoingo Orally dosing morphine seems like a waste
04:39 KRS1 why? I tried it..makes me just want to sleep
04:39 KRS1 so it sux so i need something with it
04:39 KRS1 no euphoria
04:40 KRS1 not sure why
04:40 KRS1 it does say on it 'for opioid tolerant'
04:40 BingoBoingo Well, taking morphine orally you lose roughly 90% of the active drug product and get a lot of that 90% converted to undesirable drug product.
04:41 BingoBoingo You would get gypped even more if you tried Dilaudid or heroin orally
04:41 KRS1 oh jeez..is it because of the metabolism or reuptake
04:41 BingoBoingo KRS1: Neither.
04:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 8 @ 0.05499882 = 0.44 BTC [-]
04:42 BingoBoingo I also dunno how much I want to talk meathacking here, but maybe if you phrase questions right I can offer some info.
04:42 BingoBoingo Just imagine you are talking in #OpenBSD
04:42 KRS1 not that interested now some other time
04:42 KRS1 ya
04:42 punkman takes the ouch out of grouch: http://kizaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/favicon.gif
04:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7450 @ 0.00099931 = 7.4449 BTC [+] {2}
04:42 KRS1 maybe eeven if i was in my younger years..im getting boring kind of
04:45 BingoBoingo KRS1: Well, while I was a TA in library school I sat in on prolly 3/4 of the pharmacy school curriculum
04:45 BingoBoingo I feel very safe saying KRS1 if you need to get unconstipated find some mag citrate
04:45 Mats_cd03 lol
04:46 BingoBoingo People say cocaine is a hell of a drug, but Mag Citrate accomplishes its job much more thoroughly/
04:47 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: So this idea you have. How do users audit their device?
04:47 KRS1 did coge but not mag citrate never heard of it
04:47 KRS1 wait
04:47 KRS1 laxative?
04:47 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: What architecture do you use for for CPU that, I dunno signs transactions
04:48 BingoBoingo KRS1: Mag Citrate was all the diet I needed to lose 20 lbs for my brother's wedding
04:48 KRS1 hahaha
04:48 KRS1 coke does that to me too oddly
04:49 BingoBoingo Prolly though a different rought though
04:49 KRS1 this girl i party with says the same thing, actually its a joke now she has to run to the bathroom within a few minutes then she's good lol
04:50 BingoBoingo KRS1: The one time I tried Mag citrate as a substitute for healthy living... It wasn't minutes in the bathroom
04:50 KRS1 i want to say it is the cut that does it
04:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.48109997 = 8.6598 BTC [+] {3}
04:51 KRS1 ill keep that in mind..sometimes ya need a little help
04:51 KRS1 lol
04:51 KRS1 .bait
04:51 BingoBoingo KRS1: Shit doesn't come for comsumers as powder. Comes in a fucking bottle. The adult dose is the whole bottle.
04:51 KRS1 im talking about coke
04:51 KRS1 .bait
04:51 BingoBoingo KRS1: Dunno waht you are talking about
04:51 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/68bb631c232dcf6b4f86d2cef5154fb7/tumblr_mv8s2y9yNd1rlftbao1_1280.jpg
04:51 KRS1 me either
04:52 BingoBoingo Been at least fuck I feel old since I would have felt inclined to try such shortcuts to stay awake and finish papers.
04:53 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Seriously though, how are you engineering your BTC card device?\
04:54 KRS1 ya it works for that
04:55 BingoBoingo KRS1: If you want to keep which parts on my mentioning you are referring to so ambiguous...
04:55 BingoBoingo .bait
04:55 ozbot http://31.media.tumblr.com/536411ba1aaa31f50d0becdebf1caf99/tumblr_mweqyjuXgH1qk2vvro1_500.jpg
04:56 BingoBoingo Doubt you can beat that olive bitch KRS1
04:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.481 = 8.658 BTC [-]
04:59 KRS1 she's ok
04:59 KRS1 big prizes, no whammies
04:59 KRS1 .bait
04:59 KRS1 i said..
04:59 KRS1 .bait
04:59 KRS1 damnit
04:59 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ef953f7c5f675f7042993f34d825a91/tumblr_munyl7XXqC1sux3qko1_500.jpg
05:00 KRS1 .bait
05:01 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/7045302719ea2ca85dcc93ec33ffb0a1/tumblr_mudh28TXEU1skgtwbo1_500.jpg
05:01 KRS1 what is this, the 70s
05:01 BingoBoingo .bait
05:02 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8b12fbcf0313f1802737506fa4e94b6/tumblr_mwf79twog91rz1q6ko1_400.jpg
05:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1507 @ 0.00299999 = 4.521 BTC [+] {3}
05:05 BingoBoingo Fuck the internet for being so distracting. Looking up all of the elements of dental extraction I'm fucking starting to price how much it would take to part with one of my own molars.
05:07 BingoBoingo Looks fucking painful.
05:11 KRS1 i dont want anything to do with that
05:11 KRS1 nice bait
05:11 KRS1 .bait
05:11 BingoBoingo With a 3-4 week lead time to get prophylactic antibitotics and sutures I'd probably price the first self extracted molar at 300 BTC and a pull a second at 100 BTC with 75 BTC for a third and 65 BTC for a fourth if I can stay awake that long given what sedation would be necessary.
05:12 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/98547fcc2b1097f40463220bbbff328d/tumblr_mtfjbyJXHb1r600xqo1_500.jpg
05:12 BingoBoingo Of cource for this I would be offering video evidence
05:14 BingoBoingo i also really want to see how far under this the baggars price molars for BTC.
05:15 BingoBoingo I mean I only have four functional molars with the rest having been impacted.
05:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 500 @ 0.00072 = 0.36 BTC [-]
05:15 BingoBoingo And removed uears ago in an experience that still gives me nightmares.
05:16 KRS1 wtf does btc have to do with it
05:16 KRS1 beggar pulling his own teeth for btc?
05:16 KRS1 .bait
05:16 BingoBoingo KRS1: Forget the BTC label and look at amount of BTC plus... The inherent disencetives to performing a procedure like that on oneself.
05:16 KRS1 I'd have to have some really good drugs, and i would probably still not do it
05:17 KRS1 i'd beg for bait
05:17 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3cce4a4f633ee47f1d4b73e9af863af/tumblr_mukr4w8NBU1rgz1hoo1_500.jpg
05:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MG] 2000 @ 0.000138 = 0.276 BTC [+]
05:18 BingoBoingo KRS1: That is why I offered the upper bounds for such a thing. For less than what I offered someone seeking entertainment that way might find a value. I merely seek to set the value of such a self destruction a a certain minimum
05:18 BingoBoingo or maximum
05:21 BingoBoingo My point in this KRS1 Is establishing at what point at which BTC payment would be enough that I would procure the materials to do such an act to myself.
05:21 BingoBoingo A serious WoT rating would be required though considering... The consequences of nonpayment could be very expensive.
05:23 BingoBoingo KRS1: I dunno if you have internalized how important this WoT thing is yet, but it is pretty hige.
05:23 BingoBoingo More than Bitcoin and imporatant and enforced WoT changes society.
05:24 BingoBoingo It chnges society so much I would pull one of my molars for a 300BTC reward.
05:25 BingoBoingo And you don't even know if I need the BTC or merely would like the BTC
05:26 BingoBoingo And since this is Bitcoin fuckers like Jimmothy might do thigs like offer 0.01 BTC per molar.
05:26 BingoBoingo What BTC allows though is the freedom to negotiate terms.
05:27 BingoBoingo If the higest bidder for my molars is Jimmothy at 0.01 BTC per tooth and his kidneys are worth a full BTC... Fill in the fucking blanks
05:29 KRS1 yea
05:30 KRS1 i haven't thought about wot..i suppose it could be..dont know much about it, but i suppose the bots keep a centralized record?
05:31 KRS1 I have already started working on my rating. I never traded otc so I never had a use for it and I also lost my last gpg key and started a new one.
05:31 BingoBoingo KRS1: What are you on right nao
05:31 pankkake you would be competing with people who have to remove their teeth anyways
05:31 KRS1 Well, I've been drinking..partying a little dont want to get too specific.
05:32 BingoBoingo pankkake: Who says mine don't need removed either. I'm not offering to merely sell a removal. I am offering to sell a spectacle.
05:32 pankkake the price of a kidney has a precedent though, it's worth an iPad: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/chinese-teen-sells-kidney-to-buy-iphone-ipad/
05:33 KRS1 how idiotic
05:33 KRS1 thats got to be an all time low price
05:33 BingoBoingo pankkake: Yellow people don't get to count as people when calculating the price of white person parts.
05:33 KRS1 hell i'd buy it for him turn around and flip his kidney for a profit if i had the chance
05:33 pankkake despite them being generally healthier? :)
05:33 pankkake well maybe not the chinese
05:34 BingoBoingo Yeah, How do I know their parts can survive the stress of being me?
05:34 pankkake KRS1: he actually got more but buying the ipad was the motivation; but that sells less news. still, idiotic
05:35 KRS1 would have been a great flip
05:35 BingoBoingo I dunno, thinking about people I could hire as support to prevent a dead's man switch.... I could probably pull all 4 of my molars.
05:36 KRS1 more of a man than i
05:36 KRS1 i'm out ya'll ..gotta get some rest.
05:36 KRS1 c-ya
05:36 KRS1 .bait
05:37 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4e0d96a5be0a0f3c43dbfbfaccd74d2/tumblr_mr0gxgmZb41sdwq5oo1_500.jpg
05:38 pankkake lol
05:39 BingoBoingo pankkake: I also don't know if people realize by invoking adequate WoT how closely that would circle the wagons
05:40 BingoBoingo Also pricing Buttcoins got incredibly boring. Let's price tooth coins. Next year we can price VITAL organ coins.
05:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.48600687 = 1.458 BTC [+] {3}
05:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4806 @ 0.00100075 = 4.8096 BTC [+]
05:43 BingoBoingo Still, if for the premium over rando brown kid mircea or jurov would be willing to buy a video of me pulling teeth out of myself... For 300 BTC... Do I seem so Drunk I would be too stupid to take the offer?
05:43 BingoBoingo I merely set the line that a tooth coin can't be worth more than 300 BTC
05:44 pankkake the issue is that "people in the wot" and "interested to watch stupid shit" might not intersect
05:44 BingoBoingo pankkake: I wasn't the first buyer of buttcoins.
05:45 BingoBoingo Also by offering my own teeth for sale I am not offering a minimum but a maximum
05:45 BingoBoingo As far as prices go
05:46 BingoBoingo Also with the oppressive price I offer I additionally demand that no less than three week lead time to get supportive medications.
05:46 BingoBoingo I am very sure india can go much cheaper
05:48 BingoBoingo I seriously (maybe) hope no one wants any of my four molars.
05:48 BingoBoingo I merely want a price cap to exist in this market
05:48 jurov i offer one for 500BTC
05:49 jurov *price cap blown*
05:49 BingoBoingo jurov: You mean cap raised. I am nao the lowest bidder
05:50 BingoBoingo And jurov is that 500 for the first tooth or 500 for all of the molars?
05:50 jurov for one
05:51 jurov but you know, how it works on otc. who is online makes the deal
05:51 BingoBoingo Sure.
05:51 BingoBoingo And Voluntarism makes all of the terms negotiable.
05:51 jurov i just hope some impatient teeth collector will be online with me while you're away
05:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.0045514 = 0.396 BTC [+] {3}
05:53 BingoBoingo jurov: I have half a kilogram of active ingredient of Indian market generic Viagra that would make you think several times about that, because that is like months of uninterupted rape.
05:53 jurov how does it relate to teeth market liquidity?
05:53 BingoBoingo Not necessarily for you jurov but for collector who can't care to read logs
05:54 BingoBoingo and spot the lower offer.
05:54 BingoBoingo I also have huge teeth
05:55 jurov the tooth i'm selling is 30% metal, rare piece
05:55 BingoBoingo Sounds structurally unsound
05:56 jurov my dentist wanted to prove something to herself or wth
05:56 jurov after half hour of arduous work, she shown me the model how the plumb look
05:56 jurov i was O.O
05:57 BingoBoingo Maybe I am just a gambler who prices the risk of making this offer an acceptable price for getting 8 teeth plugged with metal?
05:57 jurov 8 teeth would be B3000
05:57 BingoBoingo I mean at the start I begin from the position of being down 8 teeth
05:58 pankkake is it precious metal?
05:58 pankkake my crown isn't :(
05:58 jurov is amalgam precious? i think not
05:58 BingoBoingo pankkake: Honestly from my research I might prefer mercury
05:58 pankkake oh, certainly not. and that's now a big part of my teeth
05:58 BingoBoingo amalgam incluges elements tha tused to be precious until mercury
05:59 pankkake the issue with older filling techniques is metals interacting with each other
05:59 BingoBoingo Then there's the part where trying to be a survivable negatiator I haven't disclosed the lower bounds of my offer yet.
06:00 BingoBoingo pankkake: According to the brothers newer fillings have issues as well
06:01 pankkake from my experience, it's harder to make them stay in place
06:01 BingoBoingo To take this offer I'd have to figure out how to make video chat work anyway.
06:02 jurov lower bound? go to any homeless, ask him how much for 1 tooth
06:02 jurov 5c ?
06:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.48 = 4.8 BTC [-]
06:03 BingoBoingo jurov: Sure. Homoless does it for that. I wouldn't want less than a Dodge Challenger though. I'm trying to build a market. Like Buttcoins had.
06:03 jurov market would be hard if the tooth aren't fungible
06:04 BingoBoingo Teeth are most fungible though. More importantly teeth are hard to forge.
06:04 BingoBoingo Like fresh Coinbases
06:04 jurov in any case, my metal one deserves higher price because rarity
06:04 BingoBoingo Teeth are scarce by their nature.
06:05 BingoBoingo And metal doesn't increase the value of teeth anymore than plugs of semen increase the value of leaded crystal glassware.
06:06 punkman didn't they manage to grow some teeth in a lab?
06:06 jurov plugs of semen aren't work of the Art
06:07 BingoBoingo punkman: Do you want 1/4 ounce of molar and half a pound of supporting tumor living in your shoulder
06:07 BingoBoingo jurov: Art is fickle like that
06:07 BingoBoingo Semen on canvas is fine.
06:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.00100075 = 8.1061 BTC [+]
06:08 BingoBoingo Semen in Scotch not so much.
06:09 BingoBoingo I almost feel like I am going to be so pissed when I sober up on Monday and someone accepted the tooth deal I just offered.
06:09 pankkake so cointerra is shipping… but with worse specs than promised
06:09 BingoBoingo pankkake: As far is I know Buttfury is the only exception to that trend
06:09 BingoBoingo Either way Garr is super scams
06:11 BingoBoingo The scariest thing about that tooth proposition I made however is that I know I am not capable of drinking enough to totally numb the pain.
06:13 BingoBoingo Like... I can get super drunk, but I can't even get drunk enough to dull enui at all.
06:13 pankkake pain is overrated. well, unless it's so painful you faint, which can be problematic for what you want to achieve
06:13 jurov why dull?
06:14 jurov let's life be colorful, sharp and (sometimes) painful
06:14 BingoBoingo jurov: I made some mistakes... like grad school
06:15 BingoBoingo pankkake: That is why I imagine having the right to designate a second who may be rule s be unable to finish the job, but who can suture and stop bleeding
06:16 jurov what if someone offers 200btc extra for you to do without any anesthetics?
06:17 BingoBoingo jurov: Than I don't drink before hand
06:18 jurov yes
06:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7096 @ 0.00100124 = 7.1048 BTC [+] {2}
06:19 BingoBoingo jurov: At least these would be simpler twist and pull extractions. I did the whole unsedated surgical thing and to this day can't say if surgeon is live or dead, but he filed me full of dread.
06:21 jurov what did you do to him?
06:22 BingoBoingo I didn't do anything. That I know of.
06:22 BingoBoingo FOr years I imagined things though.
06:23 jurov consider yourself lucky
06:23 jurov all my biggest pains ever were self-inflicted
06:25 BingoBoingo Oh my close encounters with mortality were mostly* self inflicted. My biggest pains totally came from dentists waiting Six more months to see how fucked up this mest batch of molars would grow in
06:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.50897984 = 1.5269 BTC [+] {2}
06:27 BingoBoingo Maybe there is this Freudian thing that can tie it into my love of the motorola 68K architecture and distaste of plumbing
06:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.00487411 = 0.2486 BTC [+] {4}
06:28 jurov you maight ask vexual about such
06:28 BingoBoingo Maybe?
06:28 jurov i have to go
06:28 jurov later
06:29 BingoBoingo later
06:30 BingoBoingo And thus I remain. SO far the lowest bidder on tooth-coins and still enforcing a lead time that would let me get antibiotics out of india.
06:40 BingoBoingo ;;eauth
06:40 gribble (eauth <nick>) -- Initiate authentication for user <nick>. You must have registered a GPG key with the bot for this to work. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.
06:40 BingoBoingo ;;eauth BingoBoingo
06:40 gribble Request successful for user BingoBoingo, hostmask BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/309BB8D7F3251143
06:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [MS] 26 @ 0.005 = 0.13 BTC
06:41 BingoBoingo ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:5333b735863d25573d7f3e710ab258bb3bd8c16b3e2ec10a92a491fe
06:41 gribble You are now authenticated for user BingoBoingo with key 309BB8D7F3251143
06:41 BingoBoingo ;;ident bingoboingo
06:41 gribble Nick 'bingoboingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
06:43 BingoBoingo I may regret this later, but seeing as how buttcoins are so flawed and obsolete I offer to honor the prices I posed for tooth coins if you scroll up.
06:45 pankkake gpg should come with a breathalyzer
06:46 BingoBoingo No pankkake That would destory its beauty
06:48 BingoBoingo If GPG had a breathalizer where would Pirateat40 be?
06:49 BingoBoingo As someone who inds disorderlyness a moral imperative I am glad a vital tool like GPG lacks hooks and crooks
06:50 BingoBoingo Hard to say who would propose a bad deal and try to drink their way out of it.
06:52 BingoBoingo I may not be the richest fucker around.
06:53 BingoBoingo I may not be the most culpable fucker around.
06:53 BingoBoingo I will be damned though if I break a fucking contract in the BTC space.
06:55 BingoBoingo I have the reserves to honor the whole of the potsweetener on the chess tournament pankkake
06:56 BingoBoingo I also I hope... have the balls to pull one to 4 of my teeth for lulz given time to order some augmentin first
06:56 BingoBoingo Everything is negotiable though in this world pankkake
06:57 BingoBoingo Maybe sober me would be willing to offer more of a bargain
06:57 BingoBoingo I dunno, but I don't want to live in a world where software prevents that
06:58 BingoBoingo Anyway. If GPG forced a breathalizer I'd move to NetPG.
06:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 148 @ 0.00286379 = 0.4238 BTC [-] {4}
06:59 BingoBoingo For srs NeoBee still trades?
06:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1517 @ 0.00281294 = 4.2672 BTC [-] {7}
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07:15 pankkake my gpg key expires in 2014. it seemed "far" at the time (I know I can edit it, thankfully)
07:17 pankkake probably the time to https://we.riseup.net/riseuplabs+paow/openpgp-best-practices#transition-to-a-stronger-primary-key though
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07:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.47260011 = 1.8904 BTC [-] {3}
07:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 34 @ 0.47135883 = 16.0262 BTC [-] {4}
07:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3448 @ 0.0010027 = 3.4573 BTC [+]
07:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4626 = 0.9252 BTC [-] {2}
07:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.46020001 = 0.9204 BTC [-]
07:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02893999 = 0.1447 BTC [-] {3}
07:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.49 BTC [+]
07:55 wao-ender damn, this is awsom, only in ukraine can be poledance so popular in national tv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9FS1bxaGTg
08:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00099979 = 6.3987 BTC [-] {2}
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08:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4400 @ 0.0000926 = 0.4074 BTC [+]
08:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4700 @ 0.00008803 = 0.4137 BTC [-] {6}
08:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02893999 = 0.2315 BTC [-]
08:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 604 @ 0.00099979 = 0.6039 BTC [-]
08:56 mircea_popescu so on the good news side of things, i just picked up some indescript bark shavings and crafted a coupla bark flasks in eulora
08:56 mircea_popescu they came out different qualities and everything
09:00 Vexual can a player whittle?
09:00 mircea_popescu basically
09:00 Vexual awesome
09:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.00283001 = 0.184 BTC [-]
09:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 251 @ 0.00283 = 0.7103 BTC [-] {3}
09:05 Vexual thad'b be patience huh?
09:05 pankkake https://github.com/Feminist-Software-Foundation/Internet-plus-Equality
09:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 72 @ 0.00282903 = 0.2037 BTC [-] {3}
09:06 Vexual i think moxies girls made a real version of that already for iphone
09:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1465 @ 0.00282 = 4.1313 BTC [-] {5}
09:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.45563332 = 6.8345 BTC [-] {5}
09:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 72 @ 0.00281099 = 0.2024 BTC [-] {2}
09:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 71 @ 0.00281003 = 0.1995 BTC [-] {2}
09:12 Vexual detects amourous creeps and notifies 4 girlfriends by geolocation, 5 minutes later, said creep is pummelled unconcious by jimmy choo
09:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 465 @ 0.00281002 = 1.3067 BTC [-] {3}
09:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 570 @ 0.00093998 = 0.5358 BTC [-] {3}
09:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.00281003 = 0.1827 BTC [+]
09:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.00281003 = 0.1827 BTC [+]
09:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 420 @ 0.00281002 = 1.1802 BTC [-]
09:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 71 @ 0.00281001 = 0.1995 BTC [-] {3}
09:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00099029 = 4.7534 BTC [-]
09:24 Vexual i think it was called circle of friends, but i can't find it
09:24 Vexual perhaps they decided they liked amourous creeps
09:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00441368 = 0.4414 BTC [-] {7}
09:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 130 @ 0.00281001 = 0.3653 BTC [-] {2}
09:25 Vexual can i play eulora?
09:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.00281 = 2.81 BTC [-]
09:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.04990001 = 0.3992 BTC [+]
09:30 mircea_popescu pankkake i see your feminism and i raise you a http://trilema.com/2014/the-pregnant-human-female/
09:30 KRS1 hetero moment plz
09:30 KRS1 .bait
09:31 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34kcoKGsP1r2z5szo1_1280.jpg
09:31 KRS1 Mmmm
09:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10855 @ 0.00099647 = 10.8167 BTC [+] {2}
09:33 mircea_popescu "Feminist software is a cornerstone of any modern free society. We build this foundation." derp lol.
09:33 mircea_popescu why not stamp collecting ? what's feminism got that stamp collecting ain't got to make it the cornerstone of random modern X ?
09:34 pankkake it's a parody
09:34 mircea_popescu ya i see. darn good one, it had me going originally.
09:35 mircea_popescu or perhaps a subgroup of tards posing as feminists make it really easy.
09:35 pankkake the reality isn't less dumb
09:36 mircea_popescu there is some space for actual feminism i think
09:36 Vexual mma?
09:38 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBi6rcQe9ig
09:38 ozbot Broken Foot - Ninja Girl (Women's MMA; Female MMA) - YouTube
09:38 mircea_popescu mno, just, there are specifiable behaviours which are both successful and also both statistically associated with females and conceptually derivable from the feminine. no good reason they shouldn't be specifically represented.
09:41 KRS1 feminism is gay
09:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 553 @ 0.0008761 = 0.4845 BTC [-] {2}
09:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2430 @ 0.00085826 = 2.0856 BTC [-] {5}
09:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3900 @ 0.00085313 = 3.3272 BTC [-] {4}
09:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 665 @ 0.00085112 = 0.566 BTC [-]
09:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.0008532 = 0.8532 BTC [+]
09:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02894999 = 0.1447 BTC [+]
09:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.42316153 = 5.5011 BTC [-] {5}
09:48 Vexual real women hunt pigs with a horse and a knife
09:49 Apocalyptic lol
09:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.40509166 = 4.8611 BTC [-] {4}
09:50 mircea_popescu how do you wound a pig with a knife from horseback ? do real women have 9 foot long arms ?
09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 21 @ 0.40095742 = 8.4201 BTC [-] {6}
09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02894999 = 0.1447 BTC [+]
09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.00087588 = 0.219 BTC [+]
09:50 Vexual well they'd have some sort of wolf hound too i imagine
09:51 mircea_popescu so they're what, hunt managers ?
09:51 Vexual yeah
09:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.4 = 2.4 BTC [-] {3}
09:52 Vexual and if the kids fall into the fire, theyre idiots
09:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 102 @ 0.00469998 = 0.4794 BTC [-] {2}
09:52 Vexual but if i go hunting all week for a mammoth dinner, ill be really cross if theres no bacon for breakfast
09:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.40000001 = 2 BTC [+]
09:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [-]
09:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 103 @ 0.00440106 = 0.4533 BTC [-] {4}
09:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00433214 = 0.4332 BTC [-] {5}
09:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.00430698 = 0.3446 BTC [-] {6}
10:02 pankkake "The emergence of solar and wind farms to generate inexpensive crypto-currencies and the de-commissioning of carbon emitting mining devices."
10:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.40129499 = 8.0259 BTC [+] {4}
10:04 mircea_popescu lol
10:04 mircea_popescu is this some fuckference ?
10:05 pankkake no it's super cereal. and on cryptolol exchange: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=431195.0
10:05 pankkake I didn't read it all the first time
10:05 mircea_popescu stealing diablo's idea, for shame.
10:05 mircea_popescu maybe they get a million bitcoin invested.
10:06 pankkake well, except it has nothing to do with what the company is supposed to do
10:06 pankkake but I suppose every bitcoin business has to make its own asic
10:07 pankkake it's like social media, you just have to!
10:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4001 BTC [-]
10:09 mircea_popescu so retarded this, speaking of "exactly the wrong thing"
10:09 mircea_popescu every "business" has to make its own a) altchain b) asic c) exchange.
10:10 mircea_popescu this is incidentally quite clear proof that they are not businesses in any sense of the term, but mere extensions in the verbal space of the will to live of some twerps.
10:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 19 @ 0.39763157 = 7.555 BTC [-] {2}
10:10 mircea_popescu they do not with anything else than to matter, to impose themselves in the world. there's no business there, just the desire that drives some poor third worlder to spam or beg or try and steal. the will to live.
10:11 mircea_popescu pseudo-businesses are all about the "ceo".
10:11 pankkake isn't MP?? all about MP?
10:12 Vexual https://www.ravencontemporary.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/0100259_130507140738l.jpg
10:12 mircea_popescu this is why they do not in fact perceive they need a business plan. this is why the very sensible "ask mp's permission first" comes through as quite intolerable "before you may fuck youy must buy a bride from the elders of the tribe", a limit on the life of the young male.
10:12 pankkake Vexual: nice bitches (ok that was easy)
10:12 mircea_popescu i'm quite enlightenefd
10:16 jborkl .diff
10:17 ozbot 2193847870.17428 | Next Diff in 1687 blocks | Estimated Change: 10.4614% in 10d 11h 31m 39s
10:17 pankkake are the mpex diff futures dead?
10:19 mircea_popescu !t m x.eur
10:19 assbot [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00166612 / 0.0016776 / 0.00175 (2339 shares, 3.92 BTC), 30D: 0.0016245 / 0.00185012 / 0.00333333 (16089 shares, 29.77 BTC)
10:19 pankkake "French President Hollande will announce DIVORCE by March 28, 2014 " uh, he isn't married as far as I know
10:19 mircea_popescu not particularly
10:19 pankkake *difficulty* futures
10:20 mircea_popescu o those. yeah, not doing too well atm.
10:20 pankkake bitbet eating all the lunch
10:21 mircea_popescu i suppose so
10:21 Vexual or bitfury with a catch 22 buffet
10:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 79 @ 0.0042064 = 0.3323 BTC [-] {5}
10:26 Vexual is there a bet on difficulty in 11 months?
10:36 mircea_popescu afaik furthest out is july
10:41 Vexual 9b in may is a big call
10:49 pankkake ;;premium mtgox bitstamp
10:49 gribble Premium of MtGox over Bitstamp is currently 24.0106183483 %.
10:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.4 = 8 BTC [+]
10:52 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/business-whatever-that-may-mean/
10:52 ozbot “Business”, whatever that may mean. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
10:52 mircea_popescu just for you p :D
10:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.4 = 3.6 BTC [+]
10:55 nubbins` hi
10:55 pankkake cool, it isn't 90% irc logs, and it has pics. satoshis well spent
10:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.4 = 1.6 BTC [+]
10:56 nubbins` http://imgur.com/3FlGFcf
10:56 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
10:56 nubbins` ^ this morning's bounty
10:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [+]
10:56 nubbins` no air bubbles
10:56 nubbins` i'm getting better
10:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 100 @ 0.00559405 = 0.5594 BTC [+] {3}
10:59 mircea_popescu original pics taken by me to boot!
10:59 mircea_popescu nubbins` o hey, looking better.
10:59 mircea_popescu i might even consider eating one of those now
11:00 nubbins` tasting a lot better too
11:00 nubbins` i started adding rusk
11:01 mircea_popescu hair conditioner ?!
11:01 nubbins` really helps with the moisture retention
11:01 nubbins` haha
11:01 nubbins` no, twice-baked bread ;(
11:01 mircea_popescu lol
11:01 nubbins` like melba toast, or croutons
11:01 mircea_popescu yea yea
11:01 nubbins` or in my case, a box of stovetop stuffing mix
11:01 nubbins` comedian ;p
11:02 nubbins` another few batches and i think i'll be ready to start trying salami
11:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.38101 = 1.9051 BTC [-]
11:08 nubbins` someone floated the idea the other day of mid-to-late april bumps being caused by people dumping their tax refunds into btc
11:08 nubbins` i'm not convinced
11:10 KRS1 nay
11:11 KRS1 people gotta eat and babby momma want that new coach purse
11:12 nubbins` actually had to google that
11:12 KRS1 .bait
11:12 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff11e544e35a3c841f1638389fa4acea/tumblr_mhs647h9aK1qk50iuo1_1280.jpg
11:12 KRS1 HAH i know a girl that looks just like that we party sometimes
11:13 KRS1 except this girl has a face kind of like beavis
11:13 nubbins` you mean she just walks around with her tit hanging out?
11:13 nubbins` what a freak
11:14 KRS1 ya this girl i know is a real drunk too
11:14 KRS1 so she not always fun
11:14 KRS1 i just re-upped at the local liquor store..got me some more fireball for tonight
11:15 nubbins` http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1w71zv/til_most_us_bank_branches_will_only_allow_you_to/
11:15 ozbot TIL Most US Bank branches will only allow you to withdrawal less than $5,000 (cash) in a given week
11:16 nubbins` i was thinking about this, there's a stipulation at both of the banks i deal with here in canada that you must give your branch at least 24 hours notice before large withdrawals
11:17 nubbins` but i mean really. guy thinks each building holds enough cash on-hand to just dole out $20k to each customer all day?
11:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 30 @ 0.0045 = 0.135 BTC [-]
11:17 pankkake KRS1> except this girl has a face kind of like beavis <= lol, can't unsee
11:19 pankkake "You can go to multiple branches in a day/week but still you can't just cash withdrawal $10,000 in a single branch" so, what's the issue really?
11:20 KRS1 haha
11:22 KRS1 ref- banks and that reddit thread, US banks I think have been like that for a long time
11:22 KRS1 I cashed out $30K once and just had to give them a day's notice for them to get the cash on hand..i didnt answer any questions..had no problems.
11:22 pankkake I don't think this is new or different from anywhere
11:22 KRS1 nope its not
11:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 20 @ 0.07525049 = 1.505 BTC [-] {5}
11:23 KRS1 imo kids are now getting involved in finance because of this magic internet money and there is much ignorance
11:24 pankkake though at least in France big transactions - cash or whatever - automatically get reported
11:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.40285714 = 2.82 BTC [+] {2}
11:25 mircea_popescu nubbins`> i was thinking about this, there's a stipulation at both of the banks i deal with here in canada that you must give your branch at least 24 hours notice before large withdrawals <<< this is true in romania too
11:25 mircea_popescu but it's a convenience thing. you give notice so they can get the cash in the right building
11:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 27 @ 0.38029662 = 10.268 BTC [-] {7}
11:25 mircea_popescu they're actually at risk of losing their license if they fail to pay.
11:26 nubbins` ^
11:28 asciilifeform phun phact: in the u.s., taking out < $X cash, where X is the government reporting minimum, is an indictable crime.
11:28 asciilifeform (officially: if intent can be proven)
11:29 pankkake you mean, travelling without enough cash?
11:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.41024998 = 7.3845 BTC [+] {4}
11:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 11 @ 0.41089626 = 4.5199 BTC [+] {3}
11:36 mircea_popescu part of the entire "we'll make a joke of our legal system and then wonder why we get bombed" thing
11:37 asciilifeform pankkake: this was about cash withdrawals from bank
11:41 asciilifeform if you take out $2999, the jail cries for you immediately, in all likelihood.
11:49 kakobrekla what the point of the limit then
11:49 kakobrekla whats
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12:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3550 @ 0.00099029 = 3.5155 BTC [-]
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12:30 punkman such flowchart http://www.coinsigner.com/images/CoinsignerSystem.png
12:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00099732 = 4.2386 BTC [+]
12:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8000 @ 0.00098931 = 7.9145 BTC [-] {2}
12:43 mircea_popescu lol which one of you derps is https://twitter.com/Bitcoin_Assets ?
12:49 kakobrekla lolwtf
12:53 mircea_popescu it's prolly pankkake
12:54 pankkake it's TAT
12:54 pankkake I don't twat
12:54 mircea_popescu let's fingerpoint!
12:55 pankkake I just finger redirected
12:55 mircea_popescu hshs
12:55 pankkake but he announced it here, anyway
12:56 mircea_popescu a a
12:56 TATdoesReno the twitter is indeed me
12:56 KRS1 word is the north american bitcoin conference in miami is fun so far
12:57 TATdoesReno account was made in a 'someone is wrong on the internet' moment
12:57 mircea_popescu kik
12:57 KRS1 awesome weekend for that, best weather i've seen in a while
12:57 TATdoesReno it is indeed great weather for a circle jerk
12:58 mircea_popescu all weather's good weather for circlejerks
12:58 TATdoesReno did anything actually happen yet in miami?
12:58 TATdoesReno or just more prayer to the lord?
12:59 TATdoesReno i see bitpay is flaunting its success with golfcarts, lambos, and magicinternetmoney tshirts
12:59 KRS1 TATdoesReno Idk just spoke to a couple of people who went
13:00 pankkake lambos on shirts or lambos?
13:00 TATdoesReno lambos with BITPAY plate
13:00 TATdoesReno lambo*
13:00 pankkake nice!
13:00 mircea_popescu the aeron play.
13:00 mircea_popescu it never yet worked, but hey. we can't all be experienced ceos etc.
13:01 pankkake at least aeron chairs are ergonomic
13:01 mircea_popescu sure.
13:02 TATdoesReno “They’re not in my mind an example of hubris as much as they are an example of companies trying to treat their staff more generously than they could actually afford.”
13:02 TATdoesReno reading the aeron story
13:03 pankkake a very good work station (including the chair) is basically a month's salary. I wouldn't consider it as more than can be afforded
13:04 TATdoesReno ive long delayed getting a great chair
13:04 TATdoesReno i sit so retardly
13:04 TATdoesReno indian-style in chair, often
13:05 pankkake well, changing positions, even if they steem stupid, is already better than not changing
13:05 TATdoesReno having cats is also a delay
13:06 TATdoesReno they love climbing them and such
13:06 mircea_popescu TATdoesReno as graham i think summed it up, the dotcom bubble consisted of the following process : noob company bamboozles some backers for financing, goes and drops all that into yahoo's lap for advertising.
13:06 mircea_popescu revenue in yahoo fuels the impression there's a web revolution happening, which keeps the investors "investing"
13:06 mircea_popescu a year later, with 0 roi on all the "investment", yahoo is left as a behemoth without a business model.
13:07 TATdoesReno hence google's being hellbent on diversification
13:07 TATdoesReno people crying over them buying Nest are so dumb
13:07 mircea_popescu pankkake a workstation only has value if you have people sitting there, working on something.
13:07 mircea_popescu the corps at the time consisted of just the chairs.
13:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.42999999 = 1.29 BTC [+] {2}
13:08 mircea_popescu well, that and the yahoo advertising.
13:09 TATdoesReno i sold all my fiat stocks the day before this whole 'emerging markets' problem happened, purely coincidence caused by procrastination
13:09 mircea_popescu course, amusingly enough, if btctalk wasn't run by kids it could have become that yahoo.
13:09 mircea_popescu but rain happens for naught in the desert.
13:10 TATdoesReno they are probably left with more coin for having not done that, as they woulda got all wrapped up in pretending to have a real business
13:10 TATdoesReno this way they just keep it simple with forum auctions
13:10 TATdoesReno whats he got by now? 5000btc?
13:10 mircea_popescu they're bit players.
13:10 mircea_popescu and it's dwindling.
13:10 CiPi www.youtube.com/watch?v=o66FUc61MvU
13:12 pankkake mircea_popescu: oh, right. anyway, that's not how it should work; hire guys, ask them which chair they want
13:13 TATdoesReno lotsa a chatter that the mtgox bank run is finally engorged for action
13:13 mircea_popescu for curiosity sake, other than renting cars for the day, did bitpay actually publish its figures finally ?
13:13 TATdoesReno i think so
13:13 TATdoesReno somehting like $300k per mo?
13:14 mircea_popescu well, so what did they make in 2013 ?
13:14 mircea_popescu 300k per mo in december only or 3-4 mn in 2013 ?
13:14 TATdoesReno i dunno, you could ask mr guppy
13:14 mircea_popescu ;;ask guppy yo ^
13:14 gribble Error: "ask" is not a valid command.
13:15 mircea_popescu anyway.
13:15 TATdoesReno probly Nov/Dec figures
13:16 mircea_popescu and is that payments processed or their own net revenue ?
13:16 TATdoesReno revenue, payments proc is higher
13:17 mircea_popescu so like 10k btc processed in dec.
13:17 mircea_popescu 1% of mkt or something. a ways to go.
13:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9475 @ 0.00098885 = 9.3694 BTC [-]
13:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4584 @ 0.00098804 = 4.5292 BTC [-]
13:20 TATdoesReno http://theblogchain.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Difference.png
13:21 TATdoesReno http://theblogchain.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/usdprice.png
13:21 KRS1 .bait
13:21 ozbot http://31.media.tumblr.com/8d916cddc387d97eebb11e4dab683b43/tumblr_mhycdxh7Nw1rsx13do1_500.jpg
13:21 TATdoesReno maybe we'll get our next bubble early
13:21 kakobrekla where is this bait material comming from, church forum?
13:21 KRS1 wantd to call dead cat but damn, cant be another bubble coming already
13:22 KRS1 ozbot: give me my .bait
13:23 mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mav295ALMN1qfpyaso1_500.jpg
13:23 KRS1 thank you
13:23 mircea_popescu there.
13:23 KRS1 not into bondage but...hawt
13:24 mircea_popescu some girls wear it well.
13:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.43 = 3.44 BTC [+]
13:34 KRS1 yes they do
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13:53 Mats_cd03 .bait
13:53 ozbot http://31.media.tumblr.com/5e12c47c0255e6087daddc2472307f7b/tumblr_mfwbq6qiW51qc3ldvo1_500.jpg
13:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 595 @ 0.00082992 = 0.4938 BTC [-] {11}
14:08 TATdoesReno http://thegoxreport.com/
14:08 ozbot The Gox Report
14:12 kakobrekla ouch
14:13 mircea_popescu the idea someone;'s still using mtgox
14:13 mircea_popescu lol
14:13 asciilifeform someone is still using yahoo. and aol...
14:14 kakobrekla someone is still using irc
14:14 kakobrekla o wait
14:14 asciilifeform there's even the old folks still renting phones from at&t (this particular racket was sold to lucent, and still brings in ~$20mil/yr. until they die of old age)
14:14 mircea_popescu i guess there's no accounting for noobs
14:14 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah, yahoo is actually huge in romania
14:15 mircea_popescu and in some other 3rd world markets.
14:15 asciilifeform if i recall, their search engine was killed and buried long ago
14:15 asciilifeform they use ms 'bing' for the back end now
14:15 mircea_popescu i think pretty much everyone in the 20+ range active online is on yahoo here.
14:15 mircea_popescu kakobrekla yeah, but irc actually works.
14:16 mircea_popescu someone still eats pressed duck, even if they have synthetic mayo now, and someone still hunts
14:16 mircea_popescu ( http://www.hotnews.ro/stiri-esential-16389400-video-vanatoarea-balc-organizata-ion-tiriac-desfasurat-parcursul-doua-runde.htm < romanian rich guy organises yearly hunt on his own grounds, the local wanna-be liberal fucktards hold their breath and throw a hissy fit each year)
14:19 asciilifeform what, boar is 'endangered species' now?
14:20 mircea_popescu what do derps know /
14:21 mircea_popescu global warming!
14:26 TATdoesReno Scientists, increasingly able to detect minuscule amounts of compounds, have begun to test sewage to gauge communities' use of illegal drugs. When people take drugs, they are either unchanged or the body turns them into metabolites before they're excreted."The amphetamine levels go through the roof during finals," Burgard said.
14:27 mircea_popescu this should make a nice anti-nsa-spyon on reddit
14:27 asciilifeform TATdoesReno: old news. 1990s.
14:27 mircea_popescu "nsa is spying on your piss for reefer"
14:28 TATdoesReno somehow i find this much more interesting than hearing that spies spy
14:29 asciilifeform TATdoesReno: for this to fit in the spirit of the nsa funfest, it'd have to be something like 'toilets discovered to contain embedded drug sensors and cell modems, rat you out'
14:30 asciilifeform this scenario is not as fantastic as it might appear
14:31 asciilifeform miniature GC/MS instruments have been churned out in astounding quantity, for the 'homeland security' market (sarin sensors on subways, post-'95)
14:31 asciilifeform the ones around here are roughly the size of a traditional pay phone
14:31 asciilifeform so not quite toilet-embeddable yet
14:31 bloctoc I heard somewhere on the internet that Obama travels with his own bathroom for such reasons as stated above
14:32 TATdoesReno they just test the water to make sure the dosages they put in it are right
14:32 asciilifeform probably SOP, post-Kennedy.
14:32 TATdoesReno http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2014/01/n-korea-executes-kim-uncle-entire-family-201412654416235831.html
14:32 ozbot North Korea 'executes slain general's family' - Asia-Pacific - Al Jazeera English
14:33 mircea_popescu bloctoc afaik it's an old loo created for nixon
14:33 TATdoesReno relatives waited too long to exact revenge
14:33 mircea_popescu back when he went to the eastern world.
14:37 asciilifeform poor country cannot afford to jail opposition
14:37 asciilifeform just as the chinese replied, in '89, to 'why tanks?', with 'we aren't the u.s., can't afford warehouses full of "humane" riot gear'
14:42 mircea_popescu lol
14:43 asciilifeform btw the chinese have scholars, of 'soviet collapse studies,' and some of their output is rather interesting and educational
14:43 asciilifeform and was translated (to russian)
14:43 mircea_popescu interesting how riot gear would be "humane". it looks rather dart-vader-esque really
14:43 asciilifeform for instance, they see their country as having 'sat for the same exam' as the ussr, and passed, while the latter flunked.
14:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10041 @ 0.00098648 = 9.9052 BTC [-]
14:45 asciilifeform http://www.tudou.com/listplay/Icl7UAlbQZs/m8kbq9cRXg0.html
14:45 asciilifeform chinese cartoon on the subject
14:45 asciilifeform english subs.
14:46 Apocalyptic out of curiosity asciilifeform, are you living in Russia ?
14:46 asciilifeform warning: not for women and other creatures with strong emotions
14:46 asciilifeform Apocalyptic: u.s.
14:46 asciilifeform Apocalyptic: moved with family as a boy
14:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform that view is popular, but imo flawed, fwtw.
14:47 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: in as far as the chinese didn't allow themselves to be 'chinese spring'-ed, it is close.
14:48 mircea_popescu for one thing, china is extremely homogenous, with precious few exceptions. georgia and the ukraine however are both quite distinct nations from the muscovy 'rus
14:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.0499 = 1.497 BTC [-]
14:49 mircea_popescu the caucasus is its own thing, not a nation but a patchwork of nations, which are all factual nations, in the manner of the old "sick man of europe".
14:49 asciilifeform ukraine is a complicated beast. most of the folks there with 'national identity' are actually from the western half (really, pre-partition poland)
14:49 mircea_popescu the chechens are not in any way russian. etc.
14:49 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ukrainian nation was born out of stalin' famine. it is distinct from the commonwealth.
14:50 asciilifeform fact is, every mega-empire has 'fault lines', along which it can be cleaved, whether by 'natural' decay, or external 'help.'
14:51 mircea_popescu yes. but some great empires have them through the heart, like austro-hungary
14:51 mircea_popescu other great empires have them through the ass.
14:51 mircea_popescu cccp was type 1. the adventures of little boi han in tibet aren't the same bread.
14:51 asciilifeform undefended arse can be just as lethal as heart
14:52 mircea_popescu yes. but ass can also be beaten into submission.
14:53 mircea_popescu anyway, not proposing some sort of grand truth here, just pointing out that the differences between the soviets and the chinese are more than the similarities.
14:53 asciilifeform many differences, yes. chinese have a few thou. yrs. of practice collapsing empire and re-constituting, etc.
14:54 mircea_popescu not least of all, that.
14:54 asciilifeform btw the mother of the girl in the film, is, clearly, standing for ussr.
14:54 mircea_popescu there's no inborn fear of "chaos" in dostoyevsky's soul.
15:04 truffles dostoyevsky kindred spirit, loved to gambol 3>
15:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3959 @ 0.00098844 = 3.9132 BTC [+]
15:11 truffles "human needs can never be satisfied" especially if u need 3
15:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02896299 = 0.2896 BTC [+] {3}
15:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2491 @ 0.00098639 = 2.4571 BTC [-]
15:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2300 @ 0.00280644 = 6.4548 BTC [-] {11}
15:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [MS] 80 @ 0.005 = 0.4 BTC
15:30 mircea_popescu http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2014/01/majoritarian-democracy-v-repub-2014113111030117430.html
15:30 ozbot Majoritarian democracy vs republican democracy - Opinion - Al Jazeera English
15:30 mircea_popescu remarkable the blindness of the scholar.
15:30 mircea_popescu in fact democracy is altogether tainted by its association with socialism, all over the world, and as such it is intellectually and more importantly socially bankrupt everywhere, fromn the us to switzerland
15:30 mircea_popescu that the periphery is following this trend...
15:31 mircea_popescu there's no space in the medium term for democracy. it's dead.
15:31 truffles mp i think u would govern as a dictator true false?
15:33 mircea_popescu too much work.
15:33 mircea_popescu i'm already the dictator of my own harem and that's more than anyone else seems to be doing, so. catch up.
15:33 truffles u prefer puppet mastering ?
15:34 truffles i did i took jab at it scroll up
15:35 mircea_popescu no i mean, let other people catch up, put in the work, master their own harems
15:35 mircea_popescu why should i bite more than is convenient.
15:36 truffles is there that many women around
15:36 mircea_popescu nobody ordained a harem has to be women.
15:36 truffles ohhhh
15:36 pankkake ponies?
15:36 mircea_popescu whatever floats your boat.
15:37 truffles its enough work looking after my pets and my partner
15:37 mircea_popescu aite.
15:37 truffles gl to the adventureous ppl
15:37 mircea_popescu so now you see my sentiment exactly.
15:38 truffles i see u as only providing the finances and the sex though
15:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23653 @ 0.00098573 = 23.3155 BTC [-] {4}
15:38 mircea_popescu obviously that's a naive view.
15:38 mircea_popescu i provide the intellectual leadership first and foremost, wherever i go.
15:39 truffles the irc image doesnt let me go further
15:39 truffles ha
15:39 mircea_popescu i daresay it's not the irc image.
15:39 truffles or the one ive imaged u to be
15:39 jurov truffles perhaps you don't read trilema?
15:39 truffles nope
15:39 truffles i cant get past 1st few sentences
15:39 jurov there you go
15:40 mircea_popescu i provide the trilema leadership!
15:40 truffles i did say the irc image
15:40 mircea_popescu wait i mean readership
15:40 jurov hehe
15:40 mircea_popescu readelship
15:40 truffles maybe consider a ghost writer?
15:41 mircea_popescu lmao
15:41 jurov writer who doesn't read? there are sooo many of them
15:41 mircea_popescu jurov it'd go with a "reader" that's too lazy to think. we could build trufflesenema
15:42 truffles why
15:42 mircea_popescu .d
15:42 ozbot 2193847870.17428 | Next Diff in 1648 blocks | Estimated Change: 10.8790% in 10d 4h 48m 39s
15:42 jurov why why
15:43 truffles i provide solutions
15:43 truffles yall provide backhanded insults pfff
15:43 jurov lmaooooo.. i looked up enema and it said it's clyster
15:43 mircea_popescu lol
15:43 jurov that's helluva solution, yea
15:43 mircea_popescu jurov enema = rectal irrigation
15:44 truffles id wonder about a straight man getting things up the butt
15:44 jurov you just provide the solution. i see
15:45 truffles i doeth
15:45 mircea_popescu lol
15:45 Apocalyptic <truffles> i provide solutions // why don't I see any
15:46 mircea_popescu truffles what if it were a straight woman getting things up the butt ? would you still worry ?
15:46 truffles solutions to crush u sir!
15:46 truffles i didnt think u were around
15:46 Apocalyptic may well be
15:46 truffles 15 mins?
15:47 mircea_popescu According to Claude de Rouvroy, duc de Saint-Simon, clysters were so popular at the court of King Louis XIV of France that the duchess of Burgundy had her servant give her a clyster in front of the King (her modesty being preserved by an adequate posture) before going to the comedy. However, he also mentions the astonishment of the King and Mme de Maintenon that she should take it before them.
15:47 truffles mp i dunno
15:48 jurov truffles: anus is full of nerve endings... it just depends how one has them wired up
15:48 truffles rules on this matter might differ from men n women
15:49 mircea_popescu wait, no more equality ?
15:49 jurov what rules? can you elaborate?
15:49 truffles semantics...
15:49 truffles anyways i just said it is questionable
15:50 mircea_popescu anyway, fun fact : emergency enema is one of the best way to provide emergency fluid support for people in dire straights (massive hemorrhage etc). it's much safer than intravenous support, doesn't require sterile gear etc.
15:52 jurov so duchess of Burgundy was in need of emergency hydration, it's clear now
15:53 mircea_popescu lol
15:53 mircea_popescu de maintenon made her cry too much foir too long
15:53 truffles so its normal for yall to just stick things up random places huh
15:54 mircea_popescu tbh, i always pictured you with a silly goatee and a prince albert truffles
15:54 truffles haha
15:54 truffles im pretty conservative
15:57 jurov pretty and conservative?
15:57 jurov that's kinda hot
15:57 mircea_popescu you defiler you.
15:59 truffles yea its hard to shake the christian roots
16:00 mircea_popescu i thought xtians invented the buttplay.
16:03 truffles never seen that spelling
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16:18 mircea_popescu http://www.realitatea.net/caz-cutremurator-la-iasi-si-au-vandut-virginitatea-pentru-haine-de-iarna_1360418.html
16:18 mircea_popescu teenagers sell virginity for warm winter clothing.
16:18 truffles how much did u pay?
16:20 mircea_popescu me ? pay ?!
16:20 truffles u just take it??
16:22 mircea_popescu lol you should work for dailymail.
16:22 truffles yea i should right
16:23 truffles i always spend 5 more mins than i want to on their site
16:23 jurov you can write something like "romanian billionaire bought virginity with warmm clothing"
16:24 jurov ohhh that didn't came exactly right :D
16:24 truffles oh its billionaire now?
16:24 jurov the more the merrier
16:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9066 @ 0.00097991 = 8.8839 BTC [-]
16:29 truffles 'I gave my husband a kidney to save his life. Then he dumped me. Now I want it BACK' hmmm
16:32 truffles "Doves released at the Vatican as a gesture of peace immediately fall prey to a vicious seagull and crow" haha
16:45 pankkake in other news, satanists replacing goat imagery by seagull imagery
16:46 mircea_popescu i bet you the crow was the leader in that team
16:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6284 @ 0.00097944 = 6.1548 BTC [-] {2}
16:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1174 @ 0.00008714 = 0.1023 BTC [-] {5}
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17:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 250 @ 0.00275146 = 0.6879 BTC [-] {5}
17:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.00275142 = 0.5503 BTC [-] {5}
17:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00275142 = 0.1376 BTC [-]
17:16 pankkake !jd
17:16 assbot Just-Dice stat: 12760 BTC profit, 36.6k BTC invested, 541.15 mio bets, 4.92 mio BTC wagered
17:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 231 @ 0.00405 = 0.9356 BTC [-] {4}
17:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00405 = 0.2835 BTC [-]
17:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43000002 BTC [+]
17:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1059 @ 0.00274148 = 2.9032 BTC [-] {4}
17:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43000101 BTC [+]
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17:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4350 @ 0.00097484 = 4.2406 BTC [-]
17:48 kakobrekla where did 20k btc go from jd
17:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00388953 = 0.1167 BTC [-] {7}
17:48 Apocalyptic kakobrekla, you're talking about the tx in December ?
17:49 kakobrekla dunno, im just observing its 20k short compared to what it used to be
17:49 Apocalyptic it's been at 37k for a while
17:49 kakobrekla wasnt it like 55 a month ago?
17:50 Apocalyptic some big investor pulled his share
17:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04911002 = 0.2456 BTC [-]
17:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43000001 BTC [-]
17:50 kakobrekla mkay
17:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 104 @ 0.00407835 = 0.4241 BTC [+] {8}
17:52 Apocalyptic rofl there is a "usagi" in doge-dice's chat
17:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 8 @ 0.073375 = 0.587 BTC [-] {2}
17:52 kakobrekla i thought he was omnipresent
17:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11672 @ 0.00097439 = 11.3731 BTC [-] {2}
17:59 mircea_popescu sometimes it has bad luck.
18:00 mircea_popescu i don't recall it being 30k over what it should be ever tho.
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18:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4100 @ 0.00096975 = 3.976 BTC [-]
18:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00434793 = 0.2391 BTC [+] {3}
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18:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 123 @ 0.00087497 = 0.1076 BTC [+]
18:38 TATdoesReno http://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonchang/2014/01/26/china-halts-bank-cash-transfers-2/
18:38 ozbot China Halts Bank Cash Transfers - Forbes
18:39 TATdoesReno I guess they are waiting for God withdrawals too
18:39 TATdoesReno gox
18:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 32 @ 0.41872341 = 13.3991 BTC [-] {12}
18:48 mircea_popescu they be having serious issues.
18:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 741 @ 0.00278 = 2.06 BTC [+]
18:54 btcretouch TATdoesReno: this news are quite interesting dude, thanks for sharing..
18:56 TATdoesReno I should note the author has been a gloom and doom predictor before
18:56 mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/808cc1750d2d94442f5b5a08e4ccd316/tumblr_ml8kcnouN71ru15g3o1_1280.jpg getting back on topic here :D
18:56 TATdoesReno and was wrong
18:56 mircea_popescu TATdoesReno no but they seriously have a problem, it's been bubbling up more and more everywhere past coupla weeks
18:56 TATdoesReno spread em
18:57 TATdoesReno so where's all the cash?
18:58 mircea_popescu they've been selling all sorts of promises to the people.
18:58 mircea_popescu basically sucking in middle class capital into various "investments"
18:58 mircea_popescu they need to somehow explain that pretty much all that is now gonegonegone
18:58 mircea_popescu without those people simply giving up on economic activity. or, what's worse, turning into a civil war army.
18:59 TATdoesReno just print more money, what's the big deal
18:59 mircea_popescu they don't want to lose currency discipline
18:59 mircea_popescu they (rightly) see that as their only remaining available lever.
19:00 mircea_popescu ie, the fact that the reminbi is not like the argentine peso.
19:13 mircea_popescu such a broken fucking world when the first 5k images on a google search for "nike" yield pictures of some shitty plastic shoe-things.
19:13 mircea_popescu i bed the goddess is displeased.
19:18 Uglux you never googled for just windows ;)
19:21 mircea_popescu apparently my experience is lacking :p
19:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4492 @ 0.00096816 = 4.349 BTC [-] {2}
19:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22008 @ 0.00097679 = 21.4972 BTC [+]
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19:56 herbijudlestoids glargle
20:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4199999 BTC [+]
20:06 KRS1 .bait
20:06 ozbot http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpm2ttr2ws1qbsfl6o1_1280.png
20:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3900002 = 0.78 BTC [-] {2}
20:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.39 BTC [-]
20:14 Duffer1 prediction for 2014:
20:14 Duffer1 .bait will start linking to Trilema
20:14 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44smbrc1x1r6dtrjo1_500.jpg
20:14 mircea_popescu lmao
20:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 50 @ 0.37670759 = 18.8354 BTC [-] {8}
20:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 45 @ 0.35226888 = 15.8521 BTC [-] {5}
20:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.00097138 = 9.9081 BTC [-]
20:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13169 @ 0.00096848 = 12.7539 BTC [-]
20:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
20:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.34 = 2.72 BTC [-]
20:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3999 BTC [+]
20:33 mircea_popescu "you're just a running dog yapping around"
20:33 mircea_popescu aahaah capitalist running dog! it has happened. my life is not complete.
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21:18 BingoBoingo ;;ticker
21:18 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1011.0, Best ask: 1012.79999, Bid-ask spread: 1.79999, Last trade: 1012.79999, 24 hour volume: 12817.65824802, 24 hour low: 950.73, 24 hour high: 1038.15894, 24 hour vwap: 1000.53504
21:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38700 @ 0.00096938 = 37.515 BTC [+] {2}
21:19 BingoBoingo ;;asks 10000
21:20 gribble There are currently 12999.984 bitcoins offered at or under 10000.0 USD, worth 19498675.7273 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.1377 seconds
21:21 Duffer1 "BigVern ‏@cryptsy 20m
21:21 Duffer1 FedoraCoin (TIPS) has been added to the exchange"
21:21 Duffer1 oh good...
21:23 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=251423.msg4736919#msg4736919
21:23 ozbot Lab Rat Data Processing, LLC (LabRatMining) Official Announcement
21:23 mircea_popescu this is the lol of all time
21:24 mike_c you should publish mpoe-pr's btctalk summaries and charge for them.
21:24 BingoBoingo I the past week though Coin desk quoted some CEOness and used their running labrat as a sign of credibility though
21:25 Duffer1 that's a great idea mike
21:25 BingoBoingo I wonder how much the MPOE_PR Anthology would cost for a bound edition
21:25 mike_c daily email maybe. i'd pay for that.
21:25 Duffer1 the daily lawl with MPOE-PR
21:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19736 @ 0.00097297 = 19.2025 BTC [+]
21:26 mircea_popescu wait, neobee lost zipzap deal ? this is the big announcement ?
21:26 mircea_popescu teh lulz in this space, srsly.
21:26 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo in human skin ?
21:27 mircea_popescu mike_c the way i do it is that i occasionally quote some bits here.
21:27 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: For the premium edition. Remind people the "premium" implies some scaricity relative to the vanilla version of the product.
21:27 Duffer1 does Labrat outsource their div distribution wtf is going on over there?
21:27 mircea_popescu Duffer1 they just send some btc.
21:28 mircea_popescu sometimes the randomizer fucks up
21:28 mircea_popescu (or as someone says, "shit happens")
21:28 BingoBoingo Kind of weird that boring versions get labeled vanilla though actual vanilla is so scare when Vanilla like flavor is so common.
21:28 mircea_popescu "I wouldn't have chosen Havelock as the exchange. Cryptostocks, on the other hand, allows fund listing with little or no ID or identity verification."
21:28 mircea_popescu amazing when people actually have cogent arguments.
21:28 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
21:30 BingoBoingo I guess reading the logs it looks like I idented and offered to sell some molars. Sober me thinks drunk me's pricing works out rather well. I think I could handle pulling my own teeth at the price I offered last night.
21:31 BingoBoingo And with the reasonalable caveats drunk me insisted on like a three week delay to acquire post care antibiotics.
21:33 BingoBoingo A lot of noobs think running ad covered BTC faucets might make them money on the advertising, but the only honest way to prevent dupes if you run a faucet is to require submission of a rare body part.
21:33 mike_c that was a hefty price for a tooth given a dental implant is only about $3k
21:34 mircea_popescu that's only in insanelandia.
21:34 mircea_popescu a tooth implant done well by a specialist is about $500 or so.
21:34 mircea_popescu rest is red tape
21:35 mike_c i like gold implants though
21:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44513 @ 0.00097574 = 43.4331 BTC [+] {2}
21:35 BingoBoingo I.e. Devise a device that consists of bag full of preservative with integrated cutter. Start a bitcoin faucet that asks for mailing address and BTC address. The desperate recieve a kit that includes bag with cutter device you devised and demands 1 right pinky finger.
21:35 mircea_popescu a, that may be it
21:35 mircea_popescu i think doctors don't like them, these days.
21:35 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Ceramics give a better likelihood of repeat business than gold does.
21:36 mircea_popescu they have high performance composites
21:36 mircea_popescu i dunno that it's actually the case gold is bette\r anymore
21:36 BingoBoingo All of the composites are too brittle to survive more than 5 years in higher wear applications.
21:37 mircea_popescu think for a moment, the space shuttle is not shielded in gold.
21:37 BingoBoingo Softer gold fillings actually... wear instead of cracking
21:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14101 @ 0.0009755 = 13.7555 BTC [-] {2}
21:37 kakobrekla its that easy: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=433614.0
21:37 BingoBoingo Space shuttle also isn't worried about solid on solid mechanical friction with uneven application of pressure.
21:37 mircea_popescu but wearing is problematic of itself.
21:38 mircea_popescu "Thanks to our technology, we are a combination of online and offline wallet, We are a high trusted, safe hybrid cloud wallet."
21:38 mircea_popescu the forum lulz improved significantly since the opening.
21:38 BingoBoingo Wearing is less problimatic if wearing as a failure mode prevents violation of an ideally sterile space as opposed to cracking which often violates the sterile space.
21:39 mircea_popescu tbh i don't think the new stuff cracks
21:39 BingoBoingo Kind of true for the space shuttle as well seeing the way Columbia got owned.
21:39 mircea_popescu it may chip, if you accidentally bite down on a screw or something,
21:39 mircea_popescu which gold obviously won't
21:40 BingoBoingo Amalgam prolly is the ideal material for fillings though due to its biocidal anti-fouling effect.
21:41 mircea_popescu yeah except it leaks mercury
21:41 BingoBoingo Eh,
21:41 BingoBoingo Leaking mercury isn't a problem for a dentist
21:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.0271005 = 0.1626 BTC [-] {2}
21:41 BingoBoingo FOr other doctors yes, but not the dentist
21:41 mircea_popescu lol
21:43 mircea_popescu anyway, the issue of friction with uneven pressure : drillbits are not gold, they're tungsten carbide
21:43 mircea_popescu a ceramic.
21:44 BingoBoingo I'd kind of be scared if there were a movement teeth could undertake that was equivalent to drilling...
21:44 mircea_popescu actually... chewing is what, 500kgf or so
21:44 mircea_popescu that's enough to drill.
21:45 BingoBoingo Drill bits that actually get used as opposed to gathering dust also have rather short effective lifespans.
21:45 mircea_popescu well yes but you don't eat any rock
21:45 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Drills also have that rotational friction
21:45 mircea_popescu i wonder if you can have boron nitride teeth made to order.
21:46 BingoBoingo That would be interesting
21:46 mircea_popescu no but consider a large enough abrasive wheel or bit : the tooth practically moves liniarly, in its own perspective
21:46 BingoBoingo Ideal properties of drill bits and abravise wheels conflict at so many points though.
21:47 BingoBoingo Aluminum oxide would make a shitty drillbit
21:47 mircea_popescu i'll hide behind having said "ceramics" generally.
21:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13470 @ 0.00097571 = 13.1428 BTC [+] {2}
21:48 BingoBoingo Well, for most of human history Aluminum has been included in ceramics while its use as a metal is very recent.
21:49 BingoBoingo Who would have anticipated putting a tazer to clay could be so profitable?
21:51 BingoBoingo Even tungsten carbide drillbits are usually impregnated or coated with the ceramic though with the bulk of the bit remaining steel. Steel is desirable as a backing material because its failure mode when spinning right round is more desirable than Tungsten Carbide.
21:52 Diablo-D3 >drill bits
21:52 Diablo-D3 yeah, but you CAN just make solid diamond drill bits
21:52 Diablo-D3 highly expensive, but there has been the rare application where this happened
21:52 BingoBoingo Diablo-D3: I'd hate to recieve that penetrating shrapnel when it shatters.
21:57 BingoBoingo The problem with any filler material for teeth is that the deal life span for such a patch is 90+ years.
21:58 midnightmagic Also, steel and its various types is still one of the strongest per-volume alloys that there is.
21:58 midnightmagic Much stronger than titanium.
22:00 BingoBoingo midnightmagic: "Strength" as such is ambiguous. Could mean many things.
22:00 midnightmagic BingoBoingo: Luckily, I defined what I meant in the immediately preceding line.
22:01 BingoBoingo "strongest per-volume" means nothing when your unit of measure is the ambiguously defined strength. Are you talking weight bearing ablity? Resistance to shearing forces? Hardness?
22:02 BingoBoingo All of those attributes are "stong" things
22:03 midnightmagic BingoBoingo: Most of the measures of strength apply to my comparison with titanium on a per-volume basis.
22:04 BingoBoingo midnightmagic: We are dealing with two volume constrained scenarios here though, teeth and drill bits
22:06 mircea_popescu moving on, http://torrentfreak.com/35-of-all-pirate-bay-uploads-are-porn-140124/
22:06 midnightmagic BingoBoingo: Right. I'm trying to say that the surprising comparison of steel and titanium in volume-constrained applications such as these will basically almost always win in favour of steel, especially ultra-high-carbon steels.
22:07 BingoBoingo Who is stonger? A person who can only bench press 100 lbs, but can do it once per second uninterupted for eight hours or a person who can bench press a Dead elephant carcass but three times a day as his maximum and can only lift lighter weights at a muximum of 8 times per day
22:07 midnightmagic Anyway, I thought it was surprising and counter-intuitive thanks to decades of pro-titanium public discussion.
22:08 BingoBoingo midnightmagic: High carbon steels are brittle though. Incredibly so.
22:08 midnightmagic BingoBoingo: That's a controllable function of the alloy and/or annealing processes.
22:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.00097725 = 12.9974 BTC [+] {2}
22:10 midnightmagic That could have been a defect in the metal or uneven martinsite or cementite formation.
22:10 Mats_cd03 .bait
22:10 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/4de48ef662b05560c88c86740f18c0f8/tumblr_mfaqcrN5wk1r7xotfo1_1280.jpg
22:10 midnightmagic You know those weird old wootz steel blades the persians were fond of? Apparently *with use* it's possible they got sharper over the span of decades due to micro-serrations thanks to martinsite deposits.
22:11 midnightmagic pretty neat.
22:12 BingoBoingo neat, but irrelevant when you are pulling a tiny slivers of steel out of your hand and thigh with tweexers.
22:14 midnightmagic A vanadium annealed bracket would have probably helped. Don't buy any more knives from wherever it is you got that one. :(
22:16 BingoBoingo midnightmagic: I though that instead the lesson would have been the world consists of compromises. If you make a control system for a nuclear weapon, a well documented and radiation hardened Vaxen is probably the proper tool. If however you want to watch dogs and cats on youtube with no other concerns a modern intel CoreWTF processor might be ideal.
22:17 BingoBoingo Everything in between occurs on a continuum.
22:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1150 @ 0.00097866 = 1.1255 BTC [+]
22:18 benkay mircea_popescu: the internet has indexed the vast majority of the audio out there and is now digesting all of the digitized porn.
22:19 mircea_popescu more like, porn is the cheapest to make.
22:19 benkay you think that's all fresh content?
22:19 mircea_popescu out of your average highschool you can make maybe five minutes of audio, worth 1mb, 30 seconds of a movie tops, worth 5 mb
22:19 BingoBoingo I mean additionally midnightmagic Factors other than the mechanical factor in at some point. If you want to make a machine that flies, titanium by weight offers obvious advantages over any steel.
22:19 mircea_popescu and about five weeks worth of porn
22:20 benkay ha
22:20 benkay but still; it sounds like you expect everything uploaded to be freshly made
22:21 mircea_popescu it's the case neh ?
22:26 midnightmagic BingoBoingo: That's a function of weight. By weight, titanium is stronger than steel IIRC.
22:27 BingoBoingo midnightmagic: Well, sometime these factors do: import importance
22:27 benkay http://xxxhost.me/viewer.php?file=eg96v3pkyz22upsi5qqq.jpg
22:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28750 @ 0.00097914 = 28.1503 BTC [+] {4}
22:35 kakobrekla http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=434104.msg4767563;topicseen#msg4767563
22:35 ozbot Bitvestor.us revievs
22:35 kakobrekla amazing.
22:35 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
22:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1135 @ 0.00097037 = 1.1014 BTC [-]
22:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00097037 = 10.383 BTC [-]
22:43 kakobrekla also nice little story if anyone missed it
22:43 kakobrekla https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=218324.msg4214403#msg4214403
22:43 ozbot [BitFunder] Graet.Loan - Paying 0.05% interest daily
22:43 benkay wow
22:43 benkay i gotta run me one of those
22:44 kakobrekla what do you mean, ponzi or a unpayable loan
22:44 benkay bitvestor.us and makebitcoin that is
22:44 kakobrekla aha
22:44 kakobrekla make a working site and sell instances of it
22:44 kakobrekla liek with that gem thing
22:44 kakobrekla seems to work.
22:45 benkay 'i'm not a scammer, i just sell tools'
22:46 benkay 'i just sell websites man what do you want from me'
22:46 kakobrekla 'that code is not for smoking, only for air scenting'
22:47 benkay man you can make money selling code to scammers and they don't just torrent it instantly?
22:48 benkay do they pay for maintenance contracts too?
22:48 benkay ;)
22:48 kakobrekla depends how broken the code is
22:48 kakobrekla make bad code, charge for maintenance
22:48 Duffer1 http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/hsbc-faces-70bn-capital-hole-133705984.html
22:49 kakobrekla yeah more shit is going down the toilet
22:50 benkay "they haven’t used the period of QE to dispose of legacy assets"
22:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28149 @ 0.00096906 = 27.2781 BTC [-] {3}
22:56 kakobrekla http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1w83db/weve_shut_down_the_buy_option_at_the_bitcoin_atm/
22:56 ozbot We've shut down the buy option at the Bitcoin ATM in Vancouver. : Bitcoin
22:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33650 @ 0.00097099 = 32.6738 BTC [+] {2}
22:58 deanclkclk folks
22:58 benkay deanclkclk
22:58 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Who could have anticipated people selling be BTC would be a constraint at a buying device?
22:59 deanclkclk what do you guys think is the easiest way to get USD/EUR to an exchange?
22:59 kakobrekla myeah well who would expect all exchanges to be ran by retarded web devs
22:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46400 @ 0.00096552 = 44.8001 BTC [-] {4}
22:59 BingoBoingo deanclkclk: Finding someone holding BTC and hope the want to sell
23:00 kakobrekla ok sorry davout, i hereby exclude you from the described bunch.
23:00 deanclkclk I hold btc but, I don't want to sell
23:01 deanclkclk sorry
23:03 BingoBoingo deanclkclk: I dunno what lack of reading comprehension could have lead to that conclusion about myself.
23:03 deanclkclk sorry BingoBoingo my IQ maybe 0
23:04 deanclkclk but, my question is ....I"m trying to do an online exchange and wondering how exchange handles egopay to okpay for withdrawals
23:04 BingoBoingo deanclkclk: If you want to buy BTC which is the proposition you offered as well as what I offered a solution to, what you need to do is find people wholding BTC and buy direct.
23:04 BingoBoingo Fuck egopay and okpay
23:05 BingoBoingo You have a dick to do that with deanclkclk RIght?
23:06 BingoBoingo Step one: FInd a person with BTC who wants to sell. Step two buy a cheap dufflebag and fillit with USD, silver, gold or some combination of those things. Step 3 consumate a trade.
23:08 BingoBoingo Bring a scary looking armed dud with you, encourage your counterparty to do the same, or not
23:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16558 @ 0.00096458 = 15.9715 BTC [-]
23:09 BingoBoingo deanclkclk: Your problem is the insistence on a totally online exchange of your fiat to BTC
23:09 Namworld It's not hard doing in-person transactions
23:09 Namworld and faster than exchanges
23:10 Namworld With a lot less of bullshit
23:10 Namworld Even if there's a lot of bullshit dealing with individuals
23:11 deanclkclk BingoBoingo: yes that's what I am trying to achieve
23:11 deanclkclk I'm trying to target traders
23:12 BingoBoingo deanclkclk: Well, a reasonable first step might be letting potential counterparties know where would be most convenient for you to transact?
23:12 deanclkclk what do you mean?
23:13 BingoBoingo deanclkclk: i mean... If you want to buy BTC with fiat, fucking let people who you would like to buy from know roughly what geographic area you make yourself available to transact fro.
23:13 BingoBoingo *from.
23:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 30 @ 0.00425383 = 0.1276 BTC [-] {3}
23:16 deanclkclk how would that work on an exchange site?
23:16 deanclkclk I'm talking about something similar to btc-e BingoBoingo
23:18 BingoBoingo deanclkclk: I am talking about how your assumption that you need "an exchange site" is the problem here.
23:18 BingoBoingo Fuck you don't even need anything as nice as a duffelbag. Plastic grocerybag usually works.
23:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28684 @ 0.00096174 = 27.5866 BTC [-]
23:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.4 = 2.8 BTC [+] {2}
23:25 KRS1 .bait
23:25 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdmi5jHm1qct17go1_500.gif
23:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00388899 = 0.2333 BTC [-]
23:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.4 = 2 BTC [+]
23:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10400 @ 0.00096458 = 10.0316 BTC [+]
23:30 kakobrekla umm hmm
23:30 kakobrekla whats the command to get the spread between gox and stamp again
23:30 kakobrekla ;;google gribble mtgox bitstamp spread
23:30 gribble MtGox withdrawal delays [Gathering] - Bitcoin Forum: <https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=179586.760>; 10432 - BitcoinStats: <http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2013/11/23>; 8659 - BitcoinStats: <http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2013/11/07>
23:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2045 @ 0.00008167 = 0.167 BTC [-] {10}
23:32 kakobrekla hm cant find it
23:32 kakobrekla ;;gribble fuckin help
23:32 gribble yes I am gribble. why do you keep bothering me?
23:32 BingoBoingo Oh, it is amazing how healty the fiat-BTC interface is. Choices consist of 1. AN exchange with no fiat (Gox) 2. Two cans and a string (Stamp) 3. Completely anon operators (BTC-E) or 4. Getting off the fucking couch and actually meeting people.
23:32 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
23:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2205 @ 0.00007917 = 0.1746 BTC [-] {9}
23:33 kakobrekla well my otc txes are faceless but yeah
23:33 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: BTC deanclkclk quit as soon as assbot said "AMAZING COMPANY!"\
23:34 kakobrekla heh
23:34 kakobrekla thanks for letting me know :)
23:34 BingoBoingo Well kakobrekla Nao that everyone knows you silence comings and goings as well as cummings...
23:35 kakobrekla lolk
23:35 kakobrekla im the opposite of mp. he ignores half of the channel, i talk to the half that is already gone.
23:36 BingoBoingo The arrangement works though
23:36 kakobrekla at least they dont argue with me
23:36 BingoBoingo Most people who need lessons are people who quit too quick
23:36 kakobrekla true dat
23:38 BingoBoingo Defintiely better than -dev though where communication seems to consist of raise issue of Criticism or Potential vulnerability, wait, get kick-banned.
23:38 kakobrekla lol
23:39 BingoBoingo I imagine the inside of gmaxwell's mouth to be a smooth, wet, and silky place. Perfect for any dick to get sucked.
23:42 kakobrekla ;;premium mtgox bitstamp
23:42 gribble Premium of MtGox over Bitstamp is currently 22.4847018603 %.
23:42 Uglux lol
23:43 kakobrekla ;;premium bitstamp btce
23:43 gribble Premium of Bitstamp over BTC-E is currently -0.384971492617 %.
23:43 kakobrekla mkay
23:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28700 @ 0.00096458 = 27.6834 BTC [+]
23:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.4 = 3.6 BTC [+]
23:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [+]
23:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1750 @ 0.00096229 = 1.684 BTC [-]
23:51 BingoBoingo Does anyone have updates from AM's goopits?
23:52 the20year2 $200 diff between bitstamp and gox
23:53 BingoBoingo the20year: You mean between BTC-E and GOx
23:54 BingoBoingo One "exchange is run by people anon enough TradeFartress might be involved, the other by Mark who is so public the world knows his belt size. If Gox needs that premium, still... I'd give it less than two years to live.
23:56 BingoBoingo (Pricing a time for BTC-E's failure is likely harder because their falure mode is probably just running with coins and letting the dollars be damned.)
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