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02:15 mircea_popescu ah
02:15 mircea_popescu i... don't do that.
02:20 mircea_popescu and no, most boxes speak 1mn:1 more to the net than to me. and if this weren't the case, i wouldn't keep 'em.
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03:45 deedbot http://trilema.com/2018/the-urban-rural-dichotomy-in-terms-of-the-cycles-of-power/ << Trilema - The urban-rural dichotomy in terms of the cycles of power
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04:58 diana_coman http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-24#1853774 -> so max len goes down to 2048?
04:58 a111 Logged on 2018-09-24 19:43 mircea_popescu: diana_coman it occurs to me the work might also be misspecced. anyone have serious objections to moving to 1-2048 down from 1-65536 ?
05:06 diana_coman http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-24#1853827 -> sounds at least like something worth getting some data on, yes; I wouldn't even be surprised if ~any frag results in mostly lost packets
05:06 a111 Logged on 2018-09-24 20:17 asciilifeform: well yes : conceivably 'frags in 2' worx ~100% of time, but 'in 8' not etc
05:19 deedbot http://bimbo.club/?p=28 << Bimbo.Club - TMSR Log Summary - 9/19/2018
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07:12 diana_coman http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854219 -> tiny new pilot test seems to suggest it's not as bad as that: all 100 packets of a batch (sent in burst mode, no delays) made it, with pseudo-randomly chosen sizes between 6 and 2048; predictably though, order was messed up at times
07:12 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 09:06 diana_coman: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-24#1853827 -> sounds at least like something worth getting some data on, yes; I wouldn't even be surprised if ~any frag results in mostly lost packets
07:13 diana_coman following from the above: currently order and order-mismatches *can* be calculated at data analysis time based on the 2 logs; alternatively, I could add another 2 octets to the tester's own header to store an order number so receiver can also report directly any order-mismatch - not sure if that's worth it though, any thoughts on it?
07:14 diana_coman ftr tester sends as above payloads between 6 and 2048 rather than 0 and 2048 because the first 6 octets are the header part (things like size sent and time when sent)
07:20 diana_coman for completeness, the logs from the new pilot test: sender log is http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/SdU8P/?raw=true and corresponding receiver log is http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/OXUWa/?raw=true
07:22 diana_coman the last column in the receiver log is now a count of payload octets that are different from what is expected - if any such octets are observed, the receiver will log now their actual position + value in a different log file; so far I haven't seen any error of this type
07:23 diana_coman the pilot test is UK -> UY (same as yesterday's)
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08:30 diana_coman uhm, correction re above since I messed up the pilot test earlier (sender sent 100 as shown, but receiver waited for only 50 and then turned off so not much use); updated pilot test with receiver properly looping forever and sender sending 100 packets: 81 of those made it; sender log: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/zs4p5/?raw=true ; receiver log: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/4qiPb/?raw=true
08:34 asciilifeform diana_coman: i suspect that the % of surviving fragged packets will drop as you saturate the link ( with e.g. GB thrown at line speed )
08:35 asciilifeform esp if all fragged ( e.g. test with size of 2048 strictly )
08:36 diana_coman I can certainly run such a test too if we want to check that specific situation; now that I got ~everything in place, knobs can be easily turned for sure
08:37 asciilifeform i strongly suspect that heavy (i.e. always-fragged) packets are not ultimately a bw win
08:38 asciilifeform diana_coman: have you tried in reverse path ?
08:39 diana_coman logically speaking, one wouldn't expect them to be, no; the foggiest part atm for me is that interval from ~512 up to ~1500
08:39 asciilifeform possibly 508
08:39 asciilifeform but yes
08:40 diana_coman no, I am still fuzzing about; but will try in a bit
08:40 asciilifeform aite, i'ma not distract then
08:40 * asciilifeform bbl
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09:37 asciilifeform diana_coman: lemme know btw if you'd like to send me the sender and do a packet survival run to/from asciilifeformistan
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10:07 diana_coman will do; I can think of a few other routes as well but possibly first have it run on one route for a while and then expand
10:20 mod6 mornin'
10:25 diana_coman hi mod6 !
10:27 diana_coman asciilifeform, ftr, just ran a batch 100 packets from UY to UK and... 19 made it! oh boy
10:31 mod6 81 just vanished?
10:32 diana_coman but it does seem to be just too much for local setup/saturating basically
10:33 diana_coman mod6, yes! onth a batch of 20 packets only rather than 100 made it fully
10:34 diana_coman even 41/50
10:36 mod6 the missing ones didn't hit the interface either? i.e. they were lost in transit, not once they hit your interface?
10:40 diana_coman mod6, as far as I can tell they got lost in transit but I don't know *how close* to the machine itself (this UK machine is behind a router, I've set up port forwarding for it); basically atm the UK->UY vs UY->UK is pretty much client->server vs server-> client communication
10:41 mod6 Ah. running tcpdump at all to log the traffic?
10:42 diana_coman I had tcpdump sniffing at same time and it reported same 19, not more
10:42 mod6 huh, weird.
10:43 mod6 any chance that the data got consolidated into less packets?
10:44 diana_coman tbh if anything I start suspecting at most the router
10:45 diana_coman I wanted to run this because it mimics much closer eulora client<->server communications but otherwise might set up different end nodes
10:52 mod6 *nod*
10:52 mod6 overall, sounds like you're making decent progress tho
10:54 diana_coman from the previous UK->UY run, here's the latest version of logs (new: counter so that order of packages can be followed more easily): sender log http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/zktb9/?raw=true receiver log http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/2YPqs/?raw=true
10:55 asciilifeform btw i'd like to share an old asciilifeform algo; not sure if directly applicable to diana_coman's proggy, but may come in handy: for synchronous packetron. to determine when to resend a packet, you wait time T; T is initially a pessimistic value, e.g. 800 msec; but once you start getting responses, you set it at all times to the ~minimal~ response delay observed thus far. and if reply wait exceeds T, you resend & restart the clock.
10:56 diana_coman mod6, certainly; I'll wait pretty much for any feedback on it all and otherwise it's quite ready to run for a week or more (receiver always on, sender as some hourly cron taks)
10:56 diana_coman task, lol
10:56 asciilifeform ( naturally this is only applicable to synchronous, i.e. A->B, B->A, A->B, .... , comms )
10:56 diana_coman asciilifeform, that sounds very useful for eulora clients basically
10:57 asciilifeform possibly it it obvious algo. but wanted to put for the l0gz.
10:57 diana_coman if/when they wait for specific replies
10:57 diana_coman sure
10:57 diana_coman asciilifeform, any feedback re latest logs? anything else you'd want in there?
10:57 asciilifeform it makes for a slower than elsewise , but rearrangement-insensitive link
10:57 asciilifeform diana_coman: i'd like to see a test where there is only 1 size, across various sizes, if possible
10:58 * asciilifeform looks at the data from earlier
10:59 asciilifeform diana_coman: can you set it display the ones that ~didn't~ make it
10:59 diana_coman asciilifeform, well, how can it know? i.e. they might come...later, no?
11:00 asciilifeform afaik if it doesn't show up in a sec or so, it's gone
11:00 asciilifeform there is not afaik a carrier pigeon link in use somewhere.
11:01 diana_coman isn't this something more for next step at data analysis? (i.e. minus the two logs and highlight missing stuff)
11:01 asciilifeform sure
11:03 asciilifeform diana_coman: afaik, the remaining fundamental variants are 1) single-sized volleys, for various sizes 2) this, and the earlier variant, at max possible saturation
11:04 asciilifeform 1 will more clearly show effect of frag, imho
11:04 asciilifeform ( right now you get away with occasional frag, but possibly strictly because preceded/followed by unfragged, etc )
11:05 diana_coman aha; meanwhile playing here with the dubious UY->UK direction and I'd say it's pretty clear that bursts of more than 50 packets or so increase packet loss visibly; I suppose this makes for a nice thing to look at specifically once I get one week of data or so
11:06 asciilifeform i suspect this'll be very frag-sensitive
11:06 diana_coman asciilifeform, apparently there is also various sizes bursts
11:07 asciilifeform ( upstack -- one of the wins from synchronous variant is that you never saturate the link )
11:07 diana_coman got 31/75 even when all sizes were below 300
11:08 asciilifeform interesting
11:08 asciilifeform and about on par with asciilifeform's experience
11:17 asciilifeform diana_coman: i have a suspicion that saturation bursts trigger anti-ddos hackolade in some places
11:17 diana_coman asciilifeform, that sounds possible
11:17 * diana_coman will bbl
11:22 asciilifeform i picture the end product as something like tcp but without the retardations.
11:23 asciilifeform ( i.e. without the plaintext control messages, where any thirdparty derp can close your connection, infer contents via burst lengths, etc )
11:37 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854224 << i don't think it is.
11:37 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 11:13 diana_coman: following from the above: currently order and order-mismatches *can* be calculated at data analysis time based on the 2 logs; alternatively, I could add another 2 octets to the tester's own header to store an order number so receiver can also report directly any order-mismatch - not sure if that's worth it though, any thoughts on it?
11:39 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854229 << ok this sounds more along expectations, (because "all made it" had me going wtf over here). so yeah, 80%ish sounds like we're finally in the right range, measuring something.
11:39 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 12:30 diana_coman: uhm, correction re above since I messed up the pilot test earlier (sender sent 100 as shown, but receiver waited for only 50 and then turned off so not much use); updated pilot test with receiver properly looping forever and sender sending 100 packets: 81 of those made it; sender log: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/zs4p5/?raw=true ; receiver log: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/4qiPb/?raw=true
11:40 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854241 <<< she;s gonna publish the code with the first batch of results, so anyone can / everyone's invited to replicate.
11:40 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 13:37 asciilifeform: diana_coman: lemme know btw if you'd like to send me the sender and do a packet survival run to/from asciilifeformistan
11:40 mircea_popescu look for next blogpost :D
11:46 mod6 cool
11:57 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854271 << that's what this is, dood. same size sent every hour "accross possible sizes"
11:57 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 14:57 asciilifeform: diana_coman: i'd like to see a test where there is only 1 size, across various sizes, if possible
11:58 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854282 << i don't get it, 50 packets / hour is less than 1 per minute. this can't saturate anything. are you doing the burst in the sense of just dumping all the packets on the interface in 2 s and waiting the 3598 other s idle ?
11:58 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 15:05 diana_coman: aha; meanwhile playing here with the dubious UY->UK direction and I'd say it's pretty clear that bursts of more than 50 packets or so increase packet loss visibly; I suppose this makes for a nice thing to look at specifically once I get one week of data or so
11:58 mircea_popescu add a 1s delay between packets.
11:59 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854293 << tcp is truly a worthless piece of crap. the more one looks at it, the more one doesn't want anyone involved with it anywhere near his shit.
11:59 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 15:23 asciilifeform: ( i.e. without the plaintext control messages, where any thirdparty derp can close your connection, infer contents via burst lengths, etc )
12:00 phf ave1: just fyi i punted on trying to get it operational on a "recent" linux. i hacked around the isystem issue, and ran into something else entirely downstream. also it is a "recent" linux issue, because it builds fine on as-heathen-as-it-gets centos 6.7 (2016 or so)
12:01 phf my guess as to the issue is that the combination of flags required in order to bring up a "bootstrap" system has changed, bootstrap process produces a build that fails to stand on its own
12:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the braindamage of tcp, iirc, is elaborated in buncha old threads
12:07 asciilifeform ( and there's megatonnes of shit iceberg beneath the tip, look some time at an actual implementation... )
12:10 mircea_popescu phf paste the spew ?
12:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i've been on and off looking through for the past coupla weeks.
12:15 mircea_popescu "Bingoboingo is being questioned about having ‘two imports’" hahaha this girl.
12:15 BingoBoingo lol
12:15 mircea_popescu hanbot any clue why the selection trick dun work on nicoleci 's blog ? was this not in the tree or ?
12:15 asciilifeform !#s from:asciilifeform tcp
12:15 a111 158 results for "from:asciilifeform tcp", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=from%3Aasciilifeform%20tcp
12:16 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> hanbot any clue why the selection trick dun work on nicoleci 's blog ? was this not in the tree or ? << It isn't in the mpwp v-tree, no
12:16 mircea_popescu nicoleci "Discussion on if" is stylistically damaged.
12:16 mircea_popescu "Discussion on how mircea_popescu does not like the new extension (v), as it fragments the sensata-perceptible identity of the v" << this is so fucking cute. what's sensata-perceptible, bimbo ?
12:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'catalogue of tcp braindamage' is prolly ripe for an article. ( sadly asciilifeform is mired in liquishit and prolly will not write it this wk )
12:19 mircea_popescu im not fucking writing that. i don't like tcp enough.
12:19 asciilifeform lol
12:19 mircea_popescu i'm not writing the "lifestory of linus", either. for the same exact reason -- who the fuck is he ?
12:19 BingoBoingo It also turns out default theme needs some poking to make the selection magic work as per spyked http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-13#1787763
12:19 a111 Logged on 2018-03-13 20:25 spyked: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-13#1787759 <-- a-ha, mystery solved! Trilema has a <div class="post"> child to <span id="shash-...">, so that portion of the script selects it when the child is not a text node (the nodeType==3 bit). thetarpit DOM tree is flatter and doesn't wrap the content in this additional div. NB, will keep it mind should performance ever prove to be an issue.
12:19 mircea_popescu and i didn't write the lifestory of rms, and so on. not everyone is c s lewis.
12:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it does have the flavour of 'culinary shortcomings of dog shit' treatise, eh.
12:20 mircea_popescu of martian poop. i don't even live on mars.
12:20 mircea_popescu all through the attempt the question would be "why did you expect martian poop is culinary item" and i'd have no answer and it'd drive me mad.
12:20 asciilifeform wouldn't go this far; dunno about mircea_popescu , but i'm presently connected to fleanode, trb, etc via tcp
12:21 mircea_popescu i'm not.
12:21 mircea_popescu i'm currently connected through the internet through sheer force of will, and there's a tcp thing trying to rape this.
12:21 asciilifeform lol
12:21 mircea_popescu fact.
12:22 mircea_popescu this is not some "stylistical take", either. it is FACTUAL. exactly in the same manner of ring binder http://btcbase.org/log/2013-12-22#429394 discussion :
12:22 a111 Logged on 2013-12-22 16:56 asciilifeform: 'what people “want” is a function of what they learn is available. e.g., do Americans want three-ring binders, and Europeans four-ring binders? or do they want binders and take whatever number of holes they come with? or do they want something that can help them organize their papers and take whatever is available? or do they really want a less cluttered office and ease of storage and retrieval of the infor
12:22 mircea_popescu "people are keeping their office uncluttered through sheer force of will, and there's a bunch of crap trying to rape this, such as 'ring binders'."
12:22 asciilifeform no i get it
12:23 mircea_popescu what people want is what people want, and then "what is available" tries to fuck with this.
12:23 mircea_popescu "i want a girl" "how about mary ?" process. if i wanted fucking mary, i'd have fucking said i want mary.
12:24 hanbot http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854317 >> as BB said, not in tree
12:24 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 16:15 mircea_popescu: hanbot any clue why the selection trick dun work on nicoleci 's blog ? was this not in the tree or ?
12:24 mircea_popescu "but mp... eventually... you'll have to do SOMETHING." "yes, and even without that maybe eventually i will do something. this gives no one license to pretend the inadequacy of ontos is now gnosis' problem."
12:25 mircea_popescu hanbot scheduled to patch ?
12:27 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: reminds of ancient convo b/w asciilifeform and pet : 'p : 'i want a shelfifier' a: 'you mean, a shelf' p : 'no, shelfifier' a: '...' p: 'device that produces shelf where and when needed, then removes' '
12:27 mircea_popescu ikr ?
12:27 asciilifeform aha!
12:28 mircea_popescu most people emulate this by getting larger kitchen so headbang on cabinet less statistically likely. then they have more floor to clean.
12:28 asciilifeform entirely so.
12:28 mircea_popescu ~this~ is the fundamental problem of the world, and the whole fucking point of gnosis (as the cvasi-religious movement) : creator was ~evidently~ fucktarded, nothing to be proud of.
12:29 mircea_popescu quarter-urge.
12:29 asciilifeform makers of physical objects, i can reluctantly forgive for failing to produce shelfifier. but those of ideal objects -- for them there can be no forgiveness
12:29 mircea_popescu eeeexactly!
12:29 phf mircea_popescu, ave1 http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/QtjVR/?raw=true this was the log from the last invocation, but i'm not sure if it's representative of an issue. this was downstream from a handful of hacks and manual invocations
12:29 mircea_popescu ty
12:30 mircea_popescu just good to have, you never know what when where sparks.
12:30 phf aye
12:30 asciilifeform 'configure: error: C compiler cannot create executables' << wat
12:30 asciilifeform 'See `config.log' for more details.' >> what's in there, phf ?
12:31 mircea_popescu "phf: the problem with publishing ununderstood spew is that you're potentially publishing forever"
12:31 phf :>
12:33 phf well, i have some idea what's going on, the binutils build is attempting to use bootstrapped gcc, which in turn can't find its own link objects, one sec on log
12:33 phf ^ http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/M42gA/?raw=true
12:34 phf (relevant bits are at "cannot find crt1.o")
12:40 phf (the previous error i mentioned in logs was probably using same compiler before it was installed into its destination, because it was being invoked with explicit -B flags (-B flag points to compiler bits explicitly). this new failing bootstrapped compiler would work if provided explicit -B which makes me guess that some phase that was supposed to get compiler into knowing where its bits are failed.)
12:44 diana_coman http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854304 -> burst is burst so yes, dumping all without any delay; among other things that's why those pilot tests, to decide on/if delay
12:44 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 15:58 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854282 << i don't get it, 50 packets / hour is less than 1 per minute. this can't saturate anything. are you doing the burst in the sense of just dumping all the packets on the interface in 2 s and waiting the 3598 other s idle ?
12:46 diana_coman http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854294 -> ok
12:46 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 15:37 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854224 << i don't think it is.
12:47 diana_coman http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854298 -> certainly
12:47 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 15:40 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854241 <<< she;s gonna publish the code with the first batch of results, so anyone can / everyone's invited to replicate.
12:47 mircea_popescu ic.
12:48 diana_coman http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854302 -> I took that to mean he wants to select only those of a given size, hence ..yes, easy
12:48 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 15:57 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854271 << that's what this is, dood. same size sent every hour "accross possible sizes"
12:48 mircea_popescu yeah, i don't think we're trying to study bursts or saturation here. rather a study of the route under best conditions so to speak.
12:49 diana_coman k, will add delay 1 sec between packets at sender, not a problem
12:51 diana_coman btw, there is no "idle", no; sender sends and finishes, what idle? it'll get started again by a cron task
12:51 diana_coman receiver is always on, but there's not much point in sender being always on
12:52 diana_coman (it can be done though, if one really wants it, basically an Ada task to be repeated hourly, but I don't see the benefit to that)
12:53 mircea_popescu right.
12:53 mircea_popescu i just meant, "nothing happens"
12:53 diana_coman ah, yes
12:56 diana_coman to recap so I don't miss anything: no counter sent in header for packets; packets will have sizes between 6 (header length so minimum) and 2048; sender will have a 1second delay between each new package sent
12:56 mircea_popescu right.
12:56 mircea_popescu meanwhile i simply can't not quote this :
12:56 mircea_popescu "It was a capital lecture so far as this, that the tutor who gave it had got up his subject completely. He knew the whole history of the Articles, how they grew into their present shape, with what fortunes, what had been added, and when, and what omitted. With this, of course, was joined an explanation of the text, as deduced, as far as could be, from the historical account thus given. Not only the British, but the foreign Re
12:56 mircea_popescu formers were introduced; and nothing was wanting, at least in the intention of the lecturer, for fortifying the young inquirer in the doctrine and discipline of the Church of England.
12:56 mircea_popescu It did not produce this effect on Reding. Whether he had expected too much, or whatever was the cause, so it was that he did but feel more vividly the sentiment of the old father in the comedy, after consulting the lawyers, "Incertior sum multo quam ante." He saw that the profession of faith contained in the Articles was but a patchwork of bits of orthodoxy, Lutheranism, Calvinism, and Zuinglism; and this too on no principle;
12:56 * diana_coman goes to tweak the knobs again, will bbl
12:56 mircea_popescu that it was but the work of accident, if there be such a thing as accident; that it had come down in the particular shape in which the English Church now receives it, when it might have come down in any other shape; that it was but a toss-up that Anglicans at this day were not Calvinists, or Presbyterians, or Lutherans, equally well as Episcopalians. This historical fact did but clench the difficulty, or rather impossibility
12:57 mircea_popescu , of saying what the faith of the English Church was."
12:57 mircea_popescu dude manages, 50 or so pages in, to fully explain the fucking problem. "i gave up on this idiocy because upon first serious examination -- idiotic". i can see that.
12:59 mircea_popescu if only c s lewis went to the same oxford as j h newman! what ample oddles of bellybutton lint'd have been spared the examination! how much better the prose, and the world resting upon it.
13:01 mircea_popescu it is the singular misfortune of the world that the sort of people who lived before computing lived before computing, and the sort living with computing are the sort we see around. i'd very much like these switched, give computers to that newman and give typhus to the current professor of logic.
13:02 ave1 phf, your error is in the AdaCore gnat gcc (gcc -version shows these boron.a directories)
13:02 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: could easily not be unrelated tho
13:03 asciilifeform for all i know, sanity requires typhus goin'round
13:03 ave1 phf: I suspect this modern systems has placed the C library and crt1.o etc in some wierd place
13:05 ave1 systems --> system
13:08 ave1 to debug it, just try to compile a basic C hello world with the AdaCore gcc (and also with the system gcc, with -v so that it shows you the paths)
13:08 phf ave1: that is not what's going on
13:09 phf by then adacore gnat gcc already managed to compile a whole bunch of stuff
13:11 phf actually, that is what's going on! but i'm not sure how it got that way, because i've both tested adacore's gnat ahead of time, and also had it building things. something must've gotten clobbered
13:13 phf well, the system in question also has empty /usr/include at this point. so yeah things got clobbered
13:14 ave1 wow, that never happed to me yet, if the scripts somehow can cause this please report!
13:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform possibly.
13:19 deedbot http://qntra.net/2018/09/on-bail-cody-wilson-surrenders-weapon-development-project-to-new-director-active-in-arts-and-poetry-circles/ << Qntra - On Bail Cody Wilson Surrenders Weapon Development Project To New Director "Active In Arts And Poetry Circles"
13:19 mircea_popescu hahaha
13:20 asciilifeform imho there is substance to mircea_popescu's 'winblowz was created by supernumerary children who failed to find grave in time' hypothesis
13:20 asciilifeform and oh ha
13:20 asciilifeform so d00d linused himself on the stake, huh.
13:21 mircea_popescu what the FUCK are "poetry circles" ? what fucking circles ? something like http://trilema.com/2015/mps-very-brief-foray-into-a-poetry-forum/ ? or not even ?
13:21 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> so d00d linused himself on the stake, huh. << Linus is a line in the Wilson piece because presumably Wilson at least got his nut off with the little girl who fucked him
13:22 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> what the FUCK are "poetry circles" ? what fucking circles ? something like http://trilema.com/2015/mps-very-brief-foray-into-a-poetry-forum/ ? or not even ? << That. Get high go to coffee shop with bongo drum, etc
13:22 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo linus got nut off with her stupid mother.
13:22 BingoBoingo Cucking is a thing!
13:22 mircea_popescu speaking of stupid girlfriends of naggums : anyone recall the "obituary" lulz ?
13:22 BingoBoingo AHA
13:22 asciilifeform yes!
13:22 asciilifeform iirc site still up
13:23 BingoBoingo Bitch only had to do three things: SOCKS and COCKS and Eulogy
13:23 mircea_popescu lulziest shit ever, there was at the time a whole redditactivism thing that aimed to (somehow) hurtfully & distressfully associate trilema with the expression.
13:23 mircea_popescu it... well inexplicably it went nowhere.
13:24 BingoBoingo Whatever happened to sciencehatesMpsStalker
13:24 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: hey, usg 3ringbinder talmud prolly decreed that they must try at least 11 times..
13:25 mircea_popescu i can't begin to guess why it'd go nowhere, i mean, a) insulting people by using their own words often works (on retards, why would it not work on people who say what they mean & mean what they say ?) and moreover b) summarization works on everything else, why'd trilema escape it and c) wtf is this strategic superiority jazz and who ever heard of the rhino-mud-birthday-gift issue. and so on
13:25 asciilifeform ( this is, i shit ther not, how they actually work, approx )
13:25 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo found bf/drug dealer, is happily working the ghetto streets now ?
13:27 mircea_popescu there was a film about "successful negro reclaimed by streets", walk of shame.
13:27 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Will investigate
13:27 mircea_popescu of course, they gave it a "happy ending", but it's fucking obvious what ~really~ happened.
13:32 asciilifeform 'Taipei police reportedly next handed Wilson over to the National Immigration Agency. Though Taiwan lacks an extradition agreement with the US...' << unsurprise
13:32 BingoBoingo Related: Will be sleeping at a hostel tonight after spanish class to keep in touch with my roots. That and people give me the heads up when its pizza night (free calories).
13:33 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Looks like a standard east azn deportation
13:33 asciilifeform lol , gotta ask what then'd be a 'nonstandard' ?
13:35 BingoBoingo non-standard is they let the white devil take their wimmins with him
13:45 BingoBoingo In other completely unsurprising finds the Linux cock writer is <b>MR.</b> "Coraline" Ehmke
13:53 hanbot <mircea_popescu> hanbot scheduled to patch ? << iirc this is second instance of query. i'll patch it this week, yes.
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16:35 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: plox to check that emailbox asap
16:37 asciilifeform err, lemme try that again,
16:37 asciilifeform ok nao.
16:38 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Reading
16:41 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: dafuq is 'DINAMA' anyway
16:41 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Reading up on it
16:49 asciilifeform if we can't even get motherfucking crate of 300 $ disk mailed, will have to organize an expedition ahead of schedule.
16:49 asciilifeform unless BingoBoingo pulls some magic out of his sleeve.
16:49 asciilifeform cuz this is screamingly retarded.
16:50 asciilifeform rk plant currently has 0 spare parts !!
16:54 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i'm beginning to suspect enemy action (i.e. some 'well-wisher' made a call to 'the right organs' in orcistan, or somesuch )
16:55 asciilifeform consider -- 3 crates went.
16:56 diana_coman what'd DINAMA asciilifeform ?
16:56 asciilifeform how the fuck would i know !
16:56 asciilifeform full text : 'Estimado: Me informa el despachante que se encuentra inhabilitado para importar por DINAMA. Agradezco una vez regularice la situación nos informe para procesar el permiso. Saludos cordiales.'
16:56 asciilifeform and this after derping for week+
16:57 asciilifeform and various idjit orc forms, which BingoBoingo not only filled but hand-carried in.
16:57 BingoBoingo DINAMA appears to be https://mvotma.gub.uy/dinama
16:57 diana_coman to me it sounds very much like the usual bakshish/peshkesh request, lol
16:58 BingoBoingo i.e. "environmentorast" agency
16:58 asciilifeform diana_coman: normal people make bakshish request with a 'pay here'
16:58 diana_coman asciilifeform, tsk, that's a fee!
16:58 asciilifeform and it's been paid.
17:01 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: iirc there was some physical place, to which you went ? perhaps time to go there once more.
17:01 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: find out, what the everliving fuck.
17:01 BingoBoingo Well, I'll have to read an go to the physical places tomorrow.
17:02 asciilifeform read what ?? all we got is equiv of 'GURU MEDIATION ERROR 12345'
17:02 BingoBoingo Well, wtf the office is and why they might complain.
17:03 asciilifeform i mean, wtf, enviro ?! what, this model of usb stick is banned in uy because does not include enuff % cow shit by mass ??
17:03 BingoBoingo And going has to be tomorrow because offices are closing for the day at this hour
17:03 asciilifeform whereas the other, included ??
17:04 BingoBoingo Maybe adhesive banned on hedgehogs?
17:04 asciilifeform rrright, somebody bothered to open & sniff'em
17:04 asciilifeform my arse.
17:06 asciilifeform 'tis a crying shame that mircea_popescu doesn't live in uy... i suspect there's a cunt somewhere who needs flaying.
17:07 asciilifeform slow, methodical flaying.
17:07 mircea_popescu wait what ?!
17:07 diana_coman my point above was that "derping for week+" + obscure "fault you have to fix" sounds precisely like "I keep asking for a bribe and I did not get any!!"
17:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i think we have something like your earlier bank wire thing, going
17:07 mircea_popescu heh
17:09 mod6 diana_coman has a point, aren't we supposed to grease the wheels in such a palce?
17:09 mod6 *place
17:10 asciilifeform mod6: lulazon collected a ~30% bakshish prepay on all 4 crates to date; 3 made it, 4th -- somehow not
17:10 diana_coman mircea_popescu, 1s delay seems to result at least on UK->UY direction on preserving even order at destination, at least at this hour; at any rate, I'll look at it tomorrow and unless I can spot some trouble, it should then be chugging along
17:11 mircea_popescu alright.
17:11 mircea_popescu unless dinama, amirite ?
17:11 diana_coman ahahhaah
17:11 asciilifeform lol, they would if they could
17:11 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854470 << lol, simmer down, you.
17:11 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 21:03 asciilifeform: i mean, wtf, enviro ?! what, this model of usb stick is banned in uy because does not include enuff % cow shit by mass ??
17:11 asciilifeform ( picture, tariff on packets )
17:12 mircea_popescu the method you're currently using is and always was regarded as braindamaged at best.
17:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: can you think of less braindamaged ? ( say i had budgeted 9000 spares for april expedition. then we'd be sitting on 8994 lemon drives. )
17:15 mircea_popescu amazon whatever the fuck to your house, and either ferry it over in luggage or else mail it over in old newspapers. what you're trying to do is the mail equivalent of http://cascadianhacker.com/classically-inept-couriering
17:17 asciilifeform the old newspapers is worth a shot. and if this fails, it'll have to run like antarctic station, i.e. supply rocket quarterly-semiquarterly, and priced in.
17:17 mircea_popescu alternatively, source it locally ; or get a company off the ground already, get it a customs agent and process the crates there.
17:18 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i'm satisfied that BingoBoingo sniffed erry possible local arse for local source.
17:18 asciilifeform there aint any.
17:18 mircea_popescu alright.
17:18 asciilifeform 'customs agent' last time it was seen to, was cost-~equivalent to asciilifeform's magic trunk.
17:18 mircea_popescu whatever you pick of that 5ish items list, the "let's see what happens if you amazon it over" was never more than that -- novelty lulz item.
17:18 asciilifeform correct.
17:18 mircea_popescu so then why getting excited.
17:19 asciilifeform sorta why i posted a $5 cable the 1st time.
17:19 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: do what remains to do to put a proper cross on the grave, and after that i'ma start taking cargo manifest calls.
17:20 asciilifeform ( unless mod6 or ben_vulpes wants to be next. )
17:20 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: and incidentally, dunforget , yer the chair nao ! so if you have smarter idea, plox to say asap.
17:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform would it be fair to say the discount for risk-of-loss through this process is about 40% ? ie, 2 in 5 shipments are lost to it ?
17:21 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that's actually the part that set my blood pressure
17:21 asciilifeform i.e. i have nfi whether '4 in 5' or '100% after 3'
17:21 mircea_popescu ah.
17:21 asciilifeform it's a winblowz-style eggog.
17:21 mircea_popescu well in any case, 1.3 surcharge * 1.4 risk of loss means almost 200% the price.
17:22 asciilifeform if this were a 'of 4 rockets, 1 falls into the sea' asciilifeform would not blink even.
17:22 mircea_popescu in which case, simply shipping books or w/e seems competitive.
17:23 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo you ever talked to the chinos ? i mean specifically the supermarket folks. they routinely blocade run, might be able to get you some shit ?
17:27 mircea_popescu anyway, the one point here that's not clear to me at all is why would anyone expect uruguayan law applies to us ? BingoBoingo is not a national, what fucking "dinama" ?
17:29 asciilifeform afaik uy dun have an extraterritoriality thing with usa. ( and if it did, would we even be working with it )
17:29 phf dinamo is a machine for extracting bablos from lohs, asciilifeform should know that. dinama must be a south american variant
17:29 mircea_popescu what's that to do with anything ?
17:29 mircea_popescu "i get it, you have a law about your peons not being allowed to buy shit. good. so ?"
17:29 asciilifeform phf: lol was my 1st thought
17:29 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: afaik erry uppity peonistan regards errything mailed there as customsable
17:30 mircea_popescu maybe i misread, but that wasn't the problem ?
17:30 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the exact point of eggog is unclear to me, this is why i asked BingoBoingo to dig.
17:30 asciilifeform all i got is that ??? email.
17:30 mircea_popescu i understood the complaint as "apparently someone somewhere is under the impression BingoBoingo can't get 3490874389 crates shipped because there's a law about local morons being limited to 2"
17:31 mircea_popescu which, whatever, if they don't yield fucking sue them
17:31 mircea_popescu file papers for conversion/theft against the agency and one individual involved (pick whoever you least liked) personally and there you go.
17:31 asciilifeform this was my impression as of this morning. and was also my impression that BingoBoingo went and danced the asked-for dance with the orcs, and thereafter eggog is to vanish. but turns out -- not.
17:31 mircea_popescu if nothing else, will make great blogpost.
17:34 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: unless i'm thick, this needs a specialist who's actually trustworthy, neh
17:34 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo can actually sue in his own name
17:35 mircea_popescu conversion is a civil matter anyway.
17:35 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: sounds like winning idea, imho.
17:35 asciilifeform what's it even cost to file, in orcistan, cost of a whiskey?
17:35 mircea_popescu if nothing else, will introduce him to the courts ; and open a whole new lolz front.
17:36 mircea_popescu i don't expect it's expensive, no. besides, very likely will be arbitrated rather than adjudicated
17:36 mircea_popescu (first phase of this will consist of local retards very intently repeating what BingoBoingo "has to understand" that "things is" and BingoBoingo laughintg his ass off)
17:37 asciilifeform i'd normally expect would be dismissed with prejudice, under 'article 12345: we do whatever the fuck we want and suck it' but this is possibly biased by life in usa
17:37 mircea_popescu it's not been my experience anywhere ; including the us.
17:37 mircea_popescu it's biased by life in your own head, mostly.
17:38 asciilifeform anyway i have no opposition to an experimental test
17:38 asciilifeform there is no substitute for experiment.
17:39 mircea_popescu I reached out to this new contact, one Martin << whatever happened to this fellow btw ? story as recorded by ben_vulpes seems altogether inconsistent with http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854501 ? did i miss some developments ?
17:39 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 21:18 asciilifeform: 'customs agent' last time it was seen to, was cost-~equivalent to asciilifeform's magic trunk.
17:39 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes selectable text, when
17:42 mircea_popescu amusingly, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-09-25#1854493 is right there in black and white : "Based on my experiences with customs both times, anyone taking hardware to Spaceship Montevideo must conceal as much of it in servers as possible, and unbag that which cannot be plugged in, as items that are "new in box" trigger the customs officials no end."
17:42 a111 Logged on 2018-09-25 21:12 mircea_popescu: the method you're currently using is and always was regarded as braindamaged at best.
17:42 mircea_popescu you've paid a lot of money to figure out "no items new in box", why not use it.
17:44 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo you ever talked to the chinos ? i mean specifically the supermarket folks. they routinely blocade run, might be able to get you some shit ? << I'm trying to find restaurant Chinese here. The only Chinese Chinese I reliably come across are new chinese wearing suits and renting WTC to buy cows.
17:44 mircea_popescu http://cascadianhacker.com/least-effort-signups-in-django/comment-page-6#comment-755 << there's also something straqnge going on there.
17:44 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: prev 3 datapoints suggested 'can mail with 30% bakshish' ; but apparently yes, will have to return to orig hypothesis.
17:44 mircea_popescu cows ?!
17:45 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: China wants to eat beef
17:45 BingoBoingo Uruguay sells beef
17:45 mircea_popescu ah ah
17:45 mircea_popescu well, so talk to them
17:45 mircea_popescu talk to people ; statistically it's always better to than not to.
17:45 mircea_popescu it never yet happened that "my decision to not talk to this stranger paid off". seems counterintuitive, is nevertheless the case.
17:46 BingoBoingo Will talk to them when they smoke circle outside the towers.
17:46 mircea_popescu you know ?
17:47 BingoBoingo There's a group that regularly smoke circles in front of the datacenter tower, will get on it.
17:47 mircea_popescu you ever appeared pro se before a court before ?
17:48 BingoBoingo I have indeed
17:48 BingoBoingo Civil and criminal
17:48 BingoBoingo Civil went better than criminal did
17:49 mircea_popescu alrighty then.
17:49 mircea_popescu moreover, uruguay is if memory serves civil rather than common law. even easier to do.
17:50 BingoBoingo I'll look for a copy of the code at the Feria Sunday
17:51 BingoBoingo They have one, one person wrote it, as legal writings go it can't be an awful read
17:54 mircea_popescu good for spanish in any case, and to impress the peruanas.
17:55 BingoBoingo Anyways, in the reading of the now it looks like it could be a small wank where I may have to register the business of myself as an importer of products packaged in non-reusable packaging
17:55 mircea_popescu "for a date wed, you can come watch me in court"
17:55 * mircea_popescu used to do this in his teens, to very moistening effect indeed.
17:56 BingoBoingo My past civil experiences could have had that effect. The traffic court case over a 75 USD speeding ticket prolly not.
17:58 BingoBoingo But yes this is a civil law system here, and I don't see why anyone who went to a facultad de derecho ought to have any chance if I do case prep.
17:58 mircea_popescu well, also a matter of principles involved. "these schmucks stole my shit, what matters it was only $300" sounds a lot better than "i am so fucking cheap, ima try and beg mom to let me off hook for $75 in damages".
18:01 BingoBoingo The principal in the traffic case was Pocahontas, Illinois (and the rest of Bond County) can be arsed to get the radars they buy used calibrated.
18:01 BingoBoingo Or used them according to the manufacterer's instructions
18:03 mircea_popescu pretty common, really.
18:05 BingoBoingo But hamplanet judge wrote it off as "local standards" and who was I to take it to apellate court when Uruguay was calling
18:08 BingoBoingo Anyways, reading more on DINAMA and Aduanas. At this moment it seems registering as an importer of packaged products and coming up with a waste management plan might do the trick: En el alcance del decreto 260/007 se establece que toda empresa importadora o propietaria de marca que pone en el mercado productos envasados, deben encontrarse inscriptos en el registro que llevala DINAMA y contar o adherir a un plan de gestión de residuos
18:08 BingoBoingo de envases.
18:12 BingoBoingo And... they specify "artículos eléctricos y artículos electrónicos"; Looks like I am getting a new piece of paper to hang on the wall.
18:13 mircea_popescu "local standards" lmao. local physics, too, why not. "sir, do you know how fast you were going ?" "52mph" "nope, 7615!" "what ?! look my dear man, it says so right here" "ah, that may be how your car sees it... but here... WE HAVE LOCAL STANDARDS"
18:14 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo no fucking way, that's if you sell coca cola.
18:14 BingoBoingo Or apparently if you sell USB drives in their shells
18:15 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: tell'em all waste is to be mailed to gringolandia
18:15 asciilifeform ( i'm not even opposed, there's a rubbish bin right at the post office )
18:16 BingoBoingo Reused as arts and crafts materials could work as well. These folks love their cardboard
18:16 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo but you don't sell anything. you're going to eat them
18:20 BingoBoingo I eat them, customs folk can't imagine that, hippos dance, the lobos marinos sing, and at some point PizarroISP the musical will resound through the Gossipd equivalent of torrents
18:22 asciilifeform i'm still scratching head, re how the contents of all those derp racks got there. diplobags ?!
18:22 asciilifeform there were motherfucking pentium1's in there.
18:22 BingoBoingo Plenty more reading to do before the relevant targets get into their offices tomorrow
18:22 asciilifeform ( as well as ciscolade and the usual crapola, by the megatonne )
18:26 BingoBoingo Diplobags isn't out of the question. This place is littered with embassies.
18:28 BingoBoingo Not much to do but meet them at their level, put the chains on, and drag them with their words
18:41 BingoBoingo Brb. pizza and reading and more reading
18:54 * mod6 just had a good chuckle at the 'danced the asked-for dance'
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20:18 mircea_popescu in the end, useless hp box found new life as heroes 2 playstation.
20:26 asciilifeform plenty of use for box with no nic
20:26 asciilifeform i think i have nearly as many without, as with..
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21:37 Mocky mircea_popescu, forming an LLC in Qatar requires a bank deposit of 200k QR (55k USD) which can be withdrawn after the company is formed >> http://www.mec.gov.qa/en/services/commerce-corner/Pages/How-to-establishment-a-new-Commercial-record-and-new-.aspx
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