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01:17 mircea_popescu douchebag in any case, get them printed on authoadesive paper. way the fuck better than putting a tack in or scotch tape or w/e bs. you know what i mean ? paper though, not pvc that's unprintable.
~ 7 hours 24 minutes ~
08:41 douchebag mhmm
~ 3 hours 38 minutes ~
12:20 ave1 asciilifeform: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/Chyyv/?raw=true, updated address
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12:52 douchebag morning mircea_popescu
12:57 mircea_popescu heya
~ 29 minutes ~
13:26 mircea_popescu aaand in today's cult leaders, http://trilema.com/2014/weak-sauce/
13:31 asciilifeform archive.is seems to be sad again
13:31 douchebag College pisses me off so much
13:31 douchebag I'm glad I'm quitting after this semester
13:32 asciilifeform meanwhile in entomology dept, http://seclists.org/oss-sec/2018/q2/21
13:32 asciilifeform douchebag: what/where exactly are you quitting ?
13:33 douchebag Network Security Specialist associates degree
13:33 mircea_popescu infosec programme at urbana ? /me crosses fingers
13:33 mircea_popescu ahaha.
13:33 douchebag I haven't learned a single thing in the two years I've been here that I didn't already know
13:34 asciilifeform aa tradeschool
13:34 mircea_popescu "it's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week..."
13:35 douchebag I mean, I like my professors - they have a lot of respect for me, and they are teaching a lot of students a ton of stuff
13:35 douchebag but I spend more time explaining stuff that the professors don't fully comprehend than doing actual work
13:36 mircea_popescu so quit. i never met anyone whom the us scamsystem helped yet.
13:36 asciilifeform how the fuq didja endure 2y of that, douchebag ??
13:37 mircea_popescu the lower rungs, i guess, people get helped by aa and the mcdonalds "management assisting" programme or w/e, ringing lower middleclass existences out of decidedly working class folk. but...
13:37 douchebag I enjoy helping others
13:38 mircea_popescu douchebag if you spend your time helping others, what are women going to do ? take pills and walk about very very sadly ?
13:38 mircea_popescu in the immortal words of inspector muldoon, "let a good man earn his living", you hear ?
~ 1 hours 10 minutes ~
14:48 douchebag I like to think
14:49 douchebag Teach a man to fish sort of deal
14:49 douchebag I don't do work for them
14:49 douchebag But I don't mind answering questions
14:50 douchebag or pointing them in the direction of good resources
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14:55 mircea_popescu !!up spool
14:55 deedbot spool voiced for 30 minutes.
14:56 spool hi :)
14:56 douchebag spool is here to show tits
14:56 spool my discord friend douchebag told me you are interested in topless pictures?
14:56 spool I have come to offer my goods ;)
14:56 spool !!register http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/N3UYL/?raw=true
14:57 deedbot http://qntra.net/2018/04/alleged-chemical-attack-in-syria-follows-trump-talk-about-leaving-syria/ << Qntra - Alleged Chemical Attack In Syria Follows Trump Talk About Leaving Syria
14:57 deedbot 234476F7E4FC27F27AC4EECCAFC2A1AE40AB6498 registered as spool.
14:57 spool thx deedbot
14:58 douchebag spool: mircea_popescu is the man who you will be talking to in regards tot hat
14:59 spool awesome, im just browsing the net, lazy sundays, not looking forward to monday ;x
14:59 mircea_popescu wow, spool has a proper client rather than web irc ?
15:00 douchebag she's chatted on IRC before
15:00 spool yea
15:00 spool old anon chats from 4chan
15:00 mircea_popescu spool 600682e5
15:00 spool before all this discord
15:00 spool thx mircea_popescu give me a minute
15:00 mircea_popescu sure.
15:05 BingoBoingo <douchebag> Any other requests? Skyscrapers, Buildings, Peoples front doors, People's cars, ect... << The riverwalk should have some good places to stick some. The corridor between NBC tower and Navy Pier seems a rather high traffic area.
15:05 douchebag Will do!
15:05 spool https://i.imgur.com/Tw4xwT0.jpg
15:06 spool please dont be to hard on me
15:07 mircea_popescu !!pay spool 0.02
15:07 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/ZShAV/?raw=true
15:07 spool thx luv
15:07 mircea_popescu nono, ty!
15:07 spool so what are you guys about?
15:07 mircea_popescu so other than 4chan and tits, what do you do ?
15:07 mircea_popescu hehe. do you see teh topic ?
15:07 spool douchebag told me some but it sounds wild
15:08 mircea_popescu it is wild.
15:08 spool yea, i will need to cuddle up and read through it, almost fantasy like
15:08 mircea_popescu take your time.
15:13 mircea_popescu spool did you ever post your tits on 4chan ?
15:14 spool no
15:14 mircea_popescu ahaha.
15:14 mircea_popescu hey, want to make another bitcent ?
15:14 spool ive seen too many girls before do that
15:14 spool sure, what do you need?
15:14 mircea_popescu 1sec
15:14 spool ;)
15:17 mircea_popescu spool : make a post on /b, detailing your experience, "here's how i made 2 bitcents", link http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/#selection-365.2-365.35
15:17 spool certainly, anything in particular you want me to pay attention to or just from the soul ?
15:17 mircea_popescu soul baby.
15:18 spool ;) give me a minute, i love writing
15:19 mircea_popescu there's no rush.
15:19 mircea_popescu but anyone who feels like raiding 4chan this morn... get your keyboards ready lol, she's about to link
15:19 spool i am making a coffee and reflecting, coming back ready to write
15:23 deedbot http://trilema.com/2018/you-know-who-the-best-us-president-was-how-about-andrew-johnson/ << Trilema - You know who the best US president was ? How about Andrew Johnson ?
15:23 * mircea_popescu is idly wondering how long until the veterans realise that the lulz mining potential of teh republic very VERY far outstrips the rigid limitation of the whole "alt right" wank.
15:24 douchebag alt right is just edgy
15:24 douchebag I like lulz that involve being clever and original
15:25 mircea_popescu makes two of us
15:26 mircea_popescu !!rate spool 1 tits
15:26 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/EysKd/?raw=true
15:26 mircea_popescu !!up spool
15:26 deedbot spool voiced for 30 minutes.
15:27 douchebag spool: So are you happy with your experience?
15:28 spool yea, im almost done writing, i will link it here after
15:29 mircea_popescu spool i rate you, which means you can now voice yourself. say !!up to deedbot in pm, then pass the string you decrypt with !!v
15:37 douchebag !!up spool
15:37 deedbot spool voiced for 30 minutes.
15:39 mircea_popescu spool what's west chester like, btw ?
15:40 douchebag think shes afk atm
15:43 lobbes While imo this is a good general approach to life, in this specific instance you are (presumably) -paying- this external wot in time and money to teach members of that wot how to fish >>  http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-08#1794094
15:43 a111 Logged on 2018-04-08 18:50 douchebag: or pointing them in the direction of good resources
15:45 spool sorry im back, mircea_popescu, i use a random vpn switcher because im banned on 4chan at home
15:46 mircea_popescu :p
15:46 spool its free but not too stable
15:46 mircea_popescu so what do you do ? school ? work ?
15:46 spool school, nursing
15:46 spool don't have the patience for teaching ;P
15:46 mircea_popescu what are you studying ?
15:47 mircea_popescu ah, sorry, nursing school ?
15:47 spool http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/765301869
15:47 spool yup, my mom and grandmother, both nurses
15:47 mircea_popescu if you know enough of computers to set up a vpn switcher, you might as well join douchebag in his multi-mn security venture to come, neh ?
15:49 spool oh, I am not computer smart, I use http://ipsharkk.com/ though
15:49 spool its pretty easy and free
15:49 mircea_popescu well, a cut above the average girl we've seen to date, anyways.
15:49 mircea_popescu !!pay spool 0.01
15:50 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/xJJW7/?raw=true
15:50 spool mircea_popescu: I had an issue with posting on 4chan, they are very picky about ISP now ;(
15:50 mircea_popescu lobbes conversely, his inclination to help people made a half dozen girls a pretty penny to date, huh.
15:50 spool they say abuse but, its 4chan...
15:52 * spool anxiously hitting refresh
15:52 spool well, I guess I should have expected that..
15:53 mircea_popescu hm ?
15:54 spool some rude-ish comments, but it wasnt only body that got thick over these years, my internet skin also did
15:54 mircea_popescu lol
15:54 spool wasn't only my body*
15:54 BingoBoingo 4chan's a sewer. Every now and they you might dig up some j00ls that got flushed, but to get that you have to shovel a lot of crap first.
15:54 spool too much coffee ;) brain outruns fingers sometimes
15:55 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo kinda what it always was neh ?
15:55 BingoBoingo I mean that's the internet in general
15:56 mircea_popescu spool what's your new diet ?
15:56 spool mircea_popescu: ive always wanted to try vegan
15:56 spool but cheese...
15:56 douchebag mircea_popescu: Is it cool if I setup an irccloud account for girls to use to make this process a bit easier for them ?
15:56 spool ugh
15:57 mircea_popescu douchebag sure, why not.
15:57 douchebag alright sounds good
15:57 spool I thought about the cheater vegetarian style too, with eggs+fish
15:58 mircea_popescu spool dollars to donuts it's probably chemicals in cheap/processed food that's fucking you over.
15:58 spool I am worried about anemia
15:58 spool my mother has had iron issues in the past
15:58 mircea_popescu toxic anemia hapens lots and lots in overweight us girls once they start losing.
15:59 mircea_popescu 50-50 shot. or worse.
15:59 spool yea thats true too, its amazing how died effects how we feel
16:00 spool they dont teach that in the food pyramid though
16:00 mircea_popescu anwyay, switch away from the supermarket, buy from farmers or w/e, the less industrialized crap the better. that's kinda the side benefit of "vegan", such as it is (was, mostly, rapidly going away) : moved people away from the industrial food process, made them feel healthier.
16:01 spool oh i love the farmers market
16:01 mircea_popescu only problem with not eating crap, of course, is that you go from $2 happy meals to $20 meat and produce.
16:01 spool its just sometimes hard hours wise
16:12 mircea_popescu in other lulz, "what's a racist name to call white people ?" "massa".
16:15 douchebag lol
16:16 mircea_popescu http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/765295887#p765299200 << the gem BingoBoingo was talking about (thread about pregnancy, dood's post is "bump")
16:17 mircea_popescu wd
16:17 spool i got one ;)
16:17 spool how do you circumcise a redneck?
16:17 spool kick his sister in the chin
16:17 mircea_popescu wait, i don't get it.
16:18 mircea_popescu oh, she's sucking him off ? i see i see
16:18 spool ;P
16:18 spool gross i know
16:18 mircea_popescu not exactly circum-cision is it. more like straightcision.
16:19 BingoBoingo Yeah what you gotta to is put a pipe threader in his goat's asshole
16:20 spool getting the proper velocity can make the difference between success and a trip to the ER, so ive been told
16:20 mircea_popescu no, the pipe threader's the right move here.
16:23 BingoBoingo Something like https://www.ridgid.com/hn/en/300-compact-threading-machine
16:23 BingoBoingo Actually probably easier to get a goat costume for the threader
16:24 mircea_popescu lol
16:24 mircea_popescu "o wow, new goat! holy moly billy bob, this one's a virgin!"
16:25 BingoBoingo Automating the virgin goat pipe threader would be a good application for that Rockchip board
16:26 spool lol, ive seen signs going up for goat lawncare this year
16:26 spool would like to catch them in action some day
16:29 BingoBoingo There was a Goat bitcoin in-vest thing in 2012, and then there was a Goat litecoin in-vest thing 2013-2015. And kinda just lost track of the lulzmine
16:30 mircea_popescu mgga ?
16:31 BingoBoingo You know that Chaang-Noi thing hanbot kept stomping her heel into the temple of. Kept striking but never found brain
16:32 mircea_popescu was this the "moved to thailand for cheaper whores" dood ?
16:32 BingoBoingo One of them
16:40 hanbot i prefer the goat at the top of the hill here. technically he lives at a bus stop, but it's a few acres of grassy knolls, peppered with impromptu climbing/jumping obstacles set up by someone with a lotta scrap parts and a blowtorch
16:40 mircea_popescu what do you mean, "you prefer"
16:41 hanbot i.e. his company over the annals/memory of that chaang-noi specimen.
16:41 mircea_popescu of the annals, i see i see
16:41 mircea_popescu oh*
16:54 mircea_popescu !!up girlbags
16:54 deedbot girlbags voiced for 30 minutes.
16:54 girlbags hey mircea_popescu this is me douchebag
16:54 mircea_popescu hi girlbags, this is me mircea_popescu
16:54 douchebag what
16:54 girlbags irccloud is actually pretty nice
16:55 douchebag client lag
16:56 douchebag saw a different message lol
17:00 girlbags ok this should be much easier than trying to explain the the normie girls how to connect
17:01 douchebag Also, if the girls want to stay in here they wont miss messages and such
17:01 douchebag ect..
17:01 douchebag + it has a mobile app
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17:26 douchebag mircea_popescu: I got a girl who wants to show tits
17:26 douchebag Getting her logged in right now
17:27 shinohai Afternoon #trilema
17:28 shinohai mircea_popescu: was wondering if you might link me to that trilema header where you are sitting on a balcony with hanbot standing behind you.
17:31 douchebag !!up xisty
17:31 deedbot xisty voiced for 30 minutes.
17:31 xisty 😄
17:31 xisty <3 douchebag
17:31 xisty how are you love?
17:32 douchebag mircea_popescu is the man you'll want to talk to
17:32 xisty oh okay, excellent
17:33 xisty can we send pictures on here? like discord?
17:33 douchebag Upload it to imgur and send the link
17:34 douchebag You're on irccloud on your phone though right?
17:34 xisty if it works with iPhone I can yes
17:34 douchebag you'll be able to upload it directly
17:34 xisty let me install it 1 minute
17:36 xisty Wow this is nice!
17:37 douchebag Mhmm
17:38 xisty It's way different from Discord, much more peaceful no yelling autist 😛
17:39 douchebag No yellin autists in here
17:39 mircea_popescu hola
17:40 mircea_popescu xisty 3b0aece2
17:42 xisty 1 second love.
17:42 mircea_popescu shinohai http://trilema.com/wp-content/themes/trilema/images/bg_may2017.jpg ?
17:42 shinohai That's be the one, thanks
17:42 shinohai Though seems I was incorrect in my recollection of a balcony.
17:43 mircea_popescu just a large vaudeville mirror
17:44 douchebag mircea_popescu: just curious, do you have any particularly favorite cars?
17:46 mircea_popescu you mean like http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cars.jpg ?
17:47 douchebag ooh those are yours?!
17:48 mircea_popescu no, i just sneak in at night and lean against them.
17:48 douchebag lol
17:48 douchebag What porsche is that?
17:48 mircea_popescu an older one.
17:48 douchebag How do you like it?
17:48 mircea_popescu believe it or not i don't actually drive.
17:49 mircea_popescu but from what i hear it's a great car.
17:49 douchebag I love Porsche's
17:49 douchebag beautiful vehicles they drive great too
17:49 douchebag I've driven a few different ones
17:50 douchebag Not my cars, but I took em for a spin
17:50 douchebag My friend used to drop me off in his dads porsche almost every day in junior-senior year of highschool
17:52 xisty https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/5VxUjW3y/image.png
17:53 xisty Sorry I wanted to do something a little extra
17:53 xisty 😋
17:53 douchebag nice
17:54 xisty ❤️ douchebag
17:54 douchebag I'm not the one paying you sweetheart
17:54 douchebag that would be mircea_popescu
17:55 xisty I know, frand ;)
17:56 xisty https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/isPtHzIJ/image.png
17:56 xisty I was pretty low energy at first
17:57 xisty But bonus for fun
18:00 xisty mircea_popescu: Not okay?
18:01 douchebag !!up xisty
18:01 deedbot xisty voiced for 30 minutes.
18:07 douchebag mircea_popescu: you around friend?
18:07 xisty What's for dinner douchebag ? You making me any too? :)
18:07 douchebag Steak and beer
18:08 xisty 👍
18:08 douchebag hbu?
18:08 xisty That sounds excellent at the moment
18:09 mircea_popescu yeah. o look, irccloud has image hosting too ?
18:09 douchebag Oh yeah this is delicious
18:09 douchebag mircea_popescu: Mhmm, they also have a paste service
18:09 mircea_popescu nice.
18:09 xisty Yeah mircea_popescu, I uploaded from phone. It was quite easy.
18:09 mircea_popescu hey there titsty!
18:09 mircea_popescu !!pay xisty 0.02
18:09 xisty :o
18:09 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/uzvK5/?raw=true
18:09 xisty Im glad you enjoyed
18:09 mircea_popescu what do you do, other than uploading from phone ?
18:10 xisty I like to play Fortnite
18:10 xisty And watch others play on Twitch
18:10 xisty Boring girl, I know :(
18:11 xisty What do you like to do?
18:11 mircea_popescu i don't think i ever played fortnite. what is it ?
18:11 mircea_popescu xisty these days, i mostly talk to girls.
18:11 xisty Its a new game, FPS but very big areas. Very fun and free to play.
18:12 mircea_popescu ah. i'm more of a tbs sorta guy.
18:12 xisty Tbs?
18:12 mircea_popescu turn based strategy
18:12 xisty Ohhh, I tried League of Legends, too much clicking I broke my trackpad lol
18:13 mircea_popescu i think that's more of a ... hmm. not even sure. azn mmorpg ?
18:13 xisty Its definitely not turned based! You cant relax your mind for a second even.
18:14 mircea_popescu yeah, a sort of a warcraft/starcraft with moba instead of management.
18:14 xisty And people get very upset when you mess up, too serious. I had to stop playing from stress.
18:15 mircea_popescu anyway, no, the golden standard are the heroes series, heroes2/3. fallout maybe a little also, stuff like that. the old infinity engine stuff too, i guess, baldur's gate and so on
18:25 xisty Time to take the doge for a walk, Thanks again mircea_popescu, I will tell some of my galpals also if thats okay? :)
18:26 mircea_popescu by all means.
18:28 xisty Any preferences? nerdy, punk, etc?
18:32 douchebag !!up xisty
18:32 deedbot xisty voiced for 30 minutes.
18:32 mircea_popescu not really.
18:33 mircea_popescu course nerdy girls possibly have a better chance of making a future for themselves in the republic, but it's not that cut and dried.
18:34 xisty Cool, got a few friends in textile engineering who would probably be interested, I will let them know next time we speak! Bye loves
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18:56 mircea_popescu textile engineering !?
~ 1 hours 13 minutes ~
20:09 douchebag mircea_popescu:
20:09 douchebag You still around?
20:09 douchebag I got a girl looking to show her taters
20:14 douchebag !!up zezizezi
20:14 deedbot zezizezi voiced for 30 minutes.
20:14 douchebag She's looking to show tits
20:17 zezizezi !!register http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/UjkdZ/?raw=true
20:17 deedbot 66EFFB6EED397AAB924B2EADF43B0CBEF8B6FFD3 registered as zezizezi.
20:19 zezizezi im here to show my tits ?
20:22 zezizezi hello?
20:22 zezizezi anyone there?
20:23 douchebag give him a minute
20:34 douchebag mircea_popescu: are you around man?
20:45 douchebag !!up zezizezi
20:45 deedbot zezizezi voiced for 30 minutes.
20:50 douchebag asciilifeform:
20:50 douchebag ben_vulpes:
20:51 douchebag would one of you guys be able to provide a code instead of mp while he's away
20:51 douchebag incase she needs to leave ?
20:52 danielpbarron the code is usually the random string the webchat assigns
20:53 douchebag danielpbarron: would you be able to pull that string of chars for me?
20:54 danielpbarron in zezizezi's case, i see something like sid262319 but that doesn't look like the others so idk
20:54 douchebag because she wants to go to bed soon
20:55 douchebag danielpbarron: if you're able to give the go ahead and provide a code, let her know
20:55 danielpbarron i'm not, but it's worth a shot no?
20:56 zezizezi i just wanna get this done :X
20:59 ben_vulpes patience is a virtue
20:59 ben_vulpes persistence idem
21:00 zezizezi your right i will just keep waiting hehe
21:15 douchebag !!up zezizezi
21:15 deedbot zezizezi voiced for 30 minutes.
21:20 douchebag danielpbarron: do you think mircea_popescu will be back tonight?
21:20 danielpbarron what am I my lord's keeper?
21:21 douchebag I just figure you might know the times he's on better than me
21:21 danielpbarron he's on a lot, but no specific schedule
~ 1 hours 49 minutes ~
23:11 mircea_popescu douchebag yeah.
23:11 mircea_popescu danielpbarron that was pretty good lol.
23:14 douchebag Alright i'll hit her up
23:15 douchebag mircea_popescu: You doing anything interesting tonight?
23:19 mircea_popescu fancy this : i was walking through the park and i ran into these coupla carny chicks working out their juggling skills. so i asked them if they wanna have desert ; they did so i took them to the local whorehouse restaurant for cheesecake.
23:20 douchebag Cheesecake is pretty good, were they attractive?
23:20 mircea_popescu the bulls were most wtf. the waiters were most wtf. this other black dude sitting there with a horse of a whore was BEYOND WTF. but my chicks dumped their unicycle, circles, pins and whatnot on the floor and had their coffee.
23:20 mircea_popescu cute girlies, sure.
23:20 douchebag hell yeah
23:21 mircea_popescu pretty good with the malaversas, too. turns out that's how you call juggling in spanish. MALVERSATIONS
23:24 douchebag interesting
23:35 douchebag Apparently they are now blasting mens penises with a bunch of sound waves now to fight erectile dysfunction
23:43 mircea_popescu i think it's called a hummer.
23:43 danielpbarron not quite ready yet due to trilema-style urls not working yet, will switch it over to danielpbarron.com when ready, but here is my new blog hosted on pizarro: http://pizarro.danielpbarron.com/
23:44 mircea_popescu o hey.
23:51 mircea_popescu !!up zezizezi
23:51 deedbot zezizezi voiced for 30 minutes.
23:51 mircea_popescu hi there zezizezi
23:52 douchebag ive been trying to get ahold of her
23:52 douchebag doesn't seem to be online atm
23:52 mircea_popescu no big rush.
23:52 douchebag Yeah I know, she def was interested in the offer
23:52 douchebag so we'll see tomorrow
23:52 douchebag or whenever she gets on
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