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01:13 mircea_popescu in other cypherfunk lulz, "SlaveRegistry.com was allowed to go defunk on April 4th 2017, it went to auction on 5-9-17 and after a bidding war for the domain my baby and I took formal ownership of it on 5/16/17 to make sure that the M/s community still had this resource. Just like many other M/s couples my baby has a slave number which is permanently etched on my body just as my masters mark is on hers. I was not about to let
01:13 mircea_popescu this registry go to the way side and be used by some random porn site to push traffic... to many that identify as M/s this is a part of who they are!"
01:13 mircea_popescu maybe vellum archival is the way to go after all.
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05:17 jurov slavecoin blockchain
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08:14 asciilifeform in other lulz, http://archive.is/vKW2T
08:15 asciilifeform ^ ethertards cleaned again
08:23 shinohai lmao ...
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09:00 shinohai LOL The Baloney xchange won' provide support for BCC, Ver immediately pays for farticle: http://archive.is/7RsXy
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09:25 mircea_popescu In a post-mortem announcement, Middleton posted online today, the Veritaseum CEO said "the amount stolen was miniscule (less than 00.07%) although the dollar amount was quite material."
09:25 mircea_popescu this does not immediately translate to "we wash trade like nobody;s business", especially if you're fucktarded.
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10:08 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/30A4AD682B45FB1BFD5541FD2BDE7BFD28BB777EDB7C3F58D9DA35D8D0E603CE << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1736...6193 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '35.9.67.37 (ssh-rsa key from 35.9.67.37 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (chaos.pa.msu.edu. US MI)
10:08 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/30A4AD682B45FB1BFD5541FD2BDE7BFD28BB777EDB7C3F58D9DA35D8D0E603CE << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1654...2859 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '35.9.67.37 (ssh-rsa key from 35.9.67.37 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (chaos.pa.msu.edu. US MI)
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10:40 mircea_popescu and in other wtfs, http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html
10:47 shinohai https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFiMhNUXoAUbdyR.jpg "If someone were to someone (sic) confiscate 100% of the available tokens, all we need to do is refuse to stand behind them and recreate the token under a new contract"
10:47 mircea_popescu lol
10:47 shinohai This shit is the ultimate SFYL generator
10:48 mircea_popescu i find it hysterical how the socialist mind is entirely immune to any consideration of communication costsa
10:48 mircea_popescu "what, that thing that makes our theoretical system unworkable in practice ? PISH! we could switch the earth into a concave form if we all agreed to jump at the same time!"
10:49 mircea_popescu the FUCKING POINT of the ipo was to get y'all idiots and imbeciles to "all" something. and it... failed. and now ? ???
10:49 shinohai If your cardboard gets wet and misshapen, we simply cut you out a new one. Problem solved!
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11:35 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-25#1689863 << lol, the shitrag distinguished by masterpiece http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html#twelve
11:35 a111 Logged on 2017-07-25 14:40 mircea_popescu: and in other wtfs, http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html
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12:15 lobbes http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html#twelve << "Unlike credit card transactions, which leave a digital trail, bitcoin transactions are designed to be anonymous and untraceable. When you transfer bitcoins to someone else, it's as if you handed over a paper bag filled with $100 bills in a dark alley." Hahahaha. This is gold.
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13:22 ben_vulpes does anyone have b006b252052c84eb2dba6e59c011215b2e1f6d401f14e655a676537cb651b55b kicking around in a mempool?
13:31 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: nope. why?
13:39 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/A767717115907722CAF56D3C728599D81AE021A90EA02E7EBF170105426BC98A << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1640...1697 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '77.221.134.122 (ssh-rsa key from 77.221.134.122 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (nagios.datapoint.spb.su. RU)
13:39 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/A767717115907722CAF56D3C728599D81AE021A90EA02E7EBF170105426BC98A << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1669...1749 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '77.221.134.122 (ssh-rsa key from 77.221.134.122 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (nagios.datapoint.spb.su. RU)
13:42 asciilifeform 'Санкт-Петербург онлайн'
13:43 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: sent a transaction, refuses to confirm
13:44 ben_vulpes ofc i forgot to set a fee for the node, so it's clearly my fault
13:44 asciilifeform lol
13:44 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: you have the low-S patch , neh ?
13:44 ben_vulpes ja
13:44 asciilifeform ( mod6's )
13:44 asciilifeform then thank spamola
13:46 ben_vulpes how does this follow?
13:46 asciilifeform there are none so blind as those who will not open their third eye. or how did it go.
13:51 ben_vulpes well what i do not understand is what the low/high s bit has to do with its deprioritization in favor of spamola
13:51 asciilifeform nothing, was separate q
13:51 ben_vulpes ah
13:54 asciilifeform interestingly asciilifeform recently learned that the 'mutate high to low S and broadcast malleated tx but ONLY if a 'doublespend attempt' ( you retransmitting, say, with patched trb ) is detected ' thing is STILL running
13:54 asciilifeform and still nfi who or why.
13:54 asciilifeform ( reencoding + retransmitting that is )
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15:39 asciilifeform in other phunphakts, ada does NOT permit the use of bitwise ops ('and', 'xor', etc) on integer. ( only on booleans; and on 'modular types' - i.e. where the compiler is absolutely certain that subj is a machine integer and machine uses 2s-complement representation.)
15:40 asciilifeform i can picture the discussion at the table : 'what if the sign bit on some machine is the FIRST, not last? or kept in the MIDDLE!111'
15:41 asciilifeform pretty interesting intro, turns out, to the world pre- intelhegemony -- where you have no ability to assume not only size of byte, but arithmetic model
15:42 asciilifeform 'could be ANYTHING, and you may NOT program with assumptions as to what it is'
15:42 asciilifeform exquisite, imho, trap for c-tards.
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16:40 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-25#1689871 << aha! "The economic significance of this Bitcoin roller coaster was basically nil." ~Paul Krugman. a once-respected economist meanwhile quietly beheaded by the republic.
16:40 a111 Logged on 2017-07-25 15:35 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-25#1689863 << lol, the shitrag distinguished by masterpiece http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html#twelve
16:41 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes> ofc i forgot to set a fee for the node, so it's clearly my fault << spend from the paid address, WITH a fee. most miners will include both.
16:41 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: by whom and for what was he respected?
16:42 mircea_popescu by the washpo, and for being a convincingly "liberal" socialist.
16:42 asciilifeform is what i thought
16:42 mircea_popescu meanwhile in more interesting matter, http://68.media.tumblr.com/b296dc979dd54de52bc944424746a421/tumblr_obaeiyS9i81uydli6o1_1280.png
16:42 mircea_popescu leaving aside her pretty cunt, is she acceptalby faced ?
16:42 asciilifeform but 'once respected' had implication of 'by people'
16:43 asciilifeform faced << not imho
16:43 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: spend from the paying address or paid address?
16:43 mircea_popescu ah, i didn't mean that.
16:43 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes the paid address.
16:45 ben_vulpes so if i send a tx to friend a with no fee, and it gets stuck, the advice is to ask friend a to spend from that address and then miners are in the habit of then including the stuck txn?
16:45 mircea_popescu yes. specifically, to spend the input you sent him. this will produce a chain of A->B txn, of which A has no fee itself but B does (except to get at it you must also include A).
16:46 asciilifeform lulzy also in that it exposes elementary allcomer ddos of miner
16:46 mircea_popescu alternatively, you can simply import that address privkey into an offline wallet, have it sign a different tx (with a fee!) and broadcast that.
16:47 mircea_popescu "offline" here just means "that won't hear about the 0fee tx".
16:47 asciilifeform ( this function requires potentially unbounded orphanage to eval )
16:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform nah, about half of them do max 2, about a third of the remainder max 3, and i think ther'es a max 8 also in there.
16:47 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: oh neato
16:48 ben_vulpes yeah, i can do the wallet dance, was curious about this
16:48 mircea_popescu it's marginally cleaner to do the first rather than the 2nd, but then again it may be actually easier to do something yourselfd than explain to another what to do.
16:48 ben_vulpes i didn't know people were accepting chained transactions
16:48 ben_vulpes also that
16:48 mircea_popescu for a coupla years now, yes.
16:48 ben_vulpes this is the "replace by fee" thing?
16:48 asciilifeform yes, and you can flood'em with n-length (e.g. 7) chains that end in 'ha, gotcha' instead of tx-in-old-block, as root
16:49 asciilifeform which they're stuck walking
16:49 ben_vulpes dunno why it needed a name
16:49 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes nah, that'd require an A and an A' and you decide which to go by terms of B fee. that is iffier.
16:50 ben_vulpes wallet dance as rbf i mean
16:50 asciilifeform eating chains also seems dumb from a likelihood of orphaning of block pov
16:50 mircea_popescu amusingly en0ough the tx chain started happening a few weeks after i whined about wtf why is it not there. but i'm sure coincidenceh.
16:50 mircea_popescu asciilifeform whyssat ?
16:51 ben_vulpes what does a' mean in this context; spending same inputs as a but with eg different fee?
16:51 mircea_popescu is that a quote or ?
16:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: actually no, nm
16:52 mircea_popescu anyway, it's not cleanly ideal etc, but what you gonna do, people will accidentally 0fee.
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17:16 ben_vulpes q is in re what makes an A' from an A, not a quote, prime symbol
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18:45 mircea_popescu ah yes, you have two different txs that spend the same output ; and the proposal was to resolve which gets included by adding a dependent tx with a higher fee ; so that A' + B always confirm instead of A because larger joint tx fee.
18:48 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> ( this function requires potentially unbounded orphanage to eval ) << Well since they can get away with doing it now, they MUST
18:48 BingoBoingo And yes, this was used as DDoS Sauce against miners in the mempool bloating attacks.
18:48 BingoBoingo Chains far longer than 2 transactions
18:49 mircea_popescu it was.
18:53 BingoBoingo But so long as miners live/die on sucking shit, they still gotta do it
18:54 BingoBoingo No ifs, ands, or butts
18:54 mircea_popescu in the meanwhilulz, someone made a "game" : https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tesla-land
18:59 BingoBoingo Ah, it's been a thing for a while https://www.nationstates.net/nation=bingotonia
18:59 mircea_popescu ahaha wait, is that yours ?
19:01 BingoBoingo AHA
19:01 mircea_popescu o hey. well, it must've crossed whatever google spam threshold or such, i finally saw it.
19:01 BingoBoingo only really ping it monthly to keep it from becoming inactive.
19:01 shinohai Pallas cat is nice touch
19:02 BingoBoingo Thing's been around long enough to have made now dead countries in school classes. If anything "game" prolly has lower profile now than ever.
19:02 BingoBoingo Unless still inflated user stats from people making Statal oppressions as projects for skewl
19:02 mircea_popescu hm.
19:12 BingoBoingo "The Tesla-landian economy, worth 231 billion Coils a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,599 Coils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest." << Oh my, what is this hippy stuff?
19:13 mircea_popescu no clue
19:16 shinohai http://archive.is/hABGX "in the unlikely event that the 2MB block size increase portion of Segwit2x fails to activate, Bitcoin.com will immediately shift all company resources to supporting Bitcoin Cash exclusively."
19:17 shinohai Ver gonna ver
19:17 mircea_popescu company resources ? sorry ?
19:17 mircea_popescu "oh i got a VALUABLE DOMAIN NAME!!!"
19:18 shinohai lmao
19:18 mircea_popescu am i the only one who recalls the inept lulz back when he was trying to sell/rent that in 2015 ?
19:32 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> no clue << Git gud n00b, u mad cuz u bad?
19:33 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> am i the only one who recalls the inept lulz back when he was trying to sell/rent that in 2015 ? << AHA, DID SELL/RENT, RE-NIG'd
19:33 BingoBoingo Poor Chicoms Ver fucked
19:33 mircea_popescu heh
19:34 BingoBoingo As opposed to the poor masses ver fucked Winter 2014 with "PLS GIX is SOLVENT, k thx Bi"
19:34 mircea_popescu one of the funniest dorks the upheaval temporarily drug up, at any rate.
19:35 mircea_popescu he and that schmuck filming a "bitcoin show" with the cam in demo mode pretty much share the accidentally-spotlighted-fucktard award for early bitcoinade.
19:35 BingoBoingo Ah, the Bitcoin/Pedocoin fork!
19:42 shinohai I always though https://bounty.bitcoin.com/mtgox.html was one of the lulziest things he ever did
19:42 shinohai (Besides the meltdown over 5 bitcents or whatever it was)
19:48 mircea_popescu nah it was like 20 bux. 15, 25, something. prolly half a btc at the time or such.
19:50 BingoBoingo It was 0.5 or 0.54 or something.
19:52 BingoBoingo !~ticker --market all
19:53 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 2555.55, vol: 21325.01974007 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 2561.0, vol: 56062.96645355 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 2618.406519, vol: 17418.81890000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 2563.003, vol: 10782.9982542 | Volume-weighted last average: 2569.57403572
19:53 BingoBoingo If Ver didn't spend it all shoving agricultural explosives up his Buttcoinslot, he could prolly buy a working Honda del sol for that money.
19:54 deedbot http://qntra.net/2017/07/a-quick-faq-about-the-not-bitcoin-fork-bitcoin-cash/ << Qntra - A Quick FAQ About The Not Bitcoin fork "Bitcoin Cash"
19:58 asciilifeform in other noose, kako finally retromonkeying with his log
19:58 asciilifeform replaces all mention of trilema with 'fraudster'
19:59 BingoBoingo https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/6pkafw/a_quick_faq_about_the_not_bitcoin_fork_bitcoin/dkpyp82/
20:00 shinohai So much butthurt still
20:02 BingoBoingo !!Up deep-book-gk_
20:02 deedbot deep-book-gk_ voiced for 30 minutes.
20:02 BingoBoingo deep-book-gk_: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
20:09 mod6 evenin'
20:13 mircea_popescu heya
20:15 mircea_popescu meanwhile in diaper world, http://68.media.tumblr.com/60b1bbe3a8bf5fc09ee657c5fa3d7354/tumblr_nugz6rJ3Sq1svlqo6o1_500.gif
20:15 BingoBoingo Good evening mod6
20:15 mod6 hai, just catchin up on ze logs and qntra
20:16 BingoBoingo Kewl, Qntra's still a bit slow. The lulzy part of the year is still just beginning
20:17 mod6 for sure
20:17 mod6 lol diaper world.
20:17 mod6 that one girl from earlier was smokin
20:17 BingoBoingo http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/slurs.htm
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22:01 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/38A6B0B2A49CE250B5E15C13A267D6E1C92EEEFD6B079242BF5DD42DBDBDD603 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1725...6207 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '176.32.191.138 (ssh-rsa key from 176.32.191.138 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown RU LEN)
22:01 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/38A6B0B2A49CE250B5E15C13A267D6E1C92EEEFD6B079242BF5DD42DBDBDD603 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1485...7853 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '176.32.191.138 (ssh-rsa key from 176.32.191.138 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown RU LEN)
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