01:13 |
mircea_popescu |
in other cypherfunk lulz, "SlaveRegistry.com was allowed to go defunk on April 4th 2017, it went to auction on 5-9-17 and after a bidding war for the domain my baby and I took formal ownership of it on 5/16/17 to make sure that the M/s community still had this resource. Just like many other M/s couples my baby has a slave number which is permanently etched on my body just as my masters mark is on hers. I was not about to let |
01:13 |
mircea_popescu |
this registry go to the way side and be used by some random porn site to push traffic... to many that identify as M/s this is a part of who they are!" |
01:13 |
mircea_popescu |
maybe vellum archival is the way to go after all. |
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05:17 |
jurov |
slavecoin blockchain |
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08:14 |
asciilifeform |
in other lulz, http://archive.is/vKW2T |
08:15 |
asciilifeform |
^ ethertards cleaned again |
08:23 |
shinohai |
lmao ... |
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09:00 |
shinohai |
LOL The Baloney xchange won' provide support for BCC, Ver immediately pays for farticle: http://archive.is/7RsXy |
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09:25 |
mircea_popescu |
In a post-mortem announcement, Middleton posted online today, the Veritaseum CEO said "the amount stolen was miniscule (less than 00.07%) although the dollar amount was quite material." |
09:25 |
mircea_popescu |
this does not immediately translate to "we wash trade like nobody;s business", especially if you're fucktarded. |
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10:08 |
deedbot |
http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/30A4AD682B45FB1BFD5541FD2BDE7BFD28BB777EDB7C3F58D9DA35D8D0E603CE << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1736...6193 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '35.9.67.37 (ssh-rsa key from 35.9.67.37 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (chaos.pa.msu.edu. US MI) |
10:08 |
deedbot |
http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/30A4AD682B45FB1BFD5541FD2BDE7BFD28BB777EDB7C3F58D9DA35D8D0E603CE << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1654...2859 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '35.9.67.37 (ssh-rsa key from 35.9.67.37 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (chaos.pa.msu.edu. US MI) |
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10:40 |
mircea_popescu |
and in other wtfs, http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html |
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10:47 |
shinohai |
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFiMhNUXoAUbdyR.jpg "If someone were to someone (sic) confiscate 100% of the available tokens, all we need to do is refuse to stand behind them and recreate the token under a new contract" |
10:47 |
mircea_popescu |
lol |
10:47 |
shinohai |
This shit is the ultimate SFYL generator |
10:48 |
mircea_popescu |
i find it hysterical how the socialist mind is entirely immune to any consideration of communication costsa |
10:48 |
mircea_popescu |
"what, that thing that makes our theoretical system unworkable in practice ? PISH! we could switch the earth into a concave form if we all agreed to jump at the same time!" |
10:49 |
mircea_popescu |
the FUCKING POINT of the ipo was to get y'all idiots and imbeciles to "all" something. and it... failed. and now ? ??? |
10:49 |
shinohai |
If your cardboard gets wet and misshapen, we simply cut you out a new one. Problem solved! |
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11:35 |
asciilifeform |
http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-25#1689863 << lol, the shitrag distinguished by masterpiece http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html#twelve |
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11:35 |
a111 |
Logged on 2017-07-25 14:40 mircea_popescu: and in other wtfs, http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html |
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12:15 |
lobbes |
http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html#twelve << "Unlike credit card transactions, which leave a digital trail, bitcoin transactions are designed to be anonymous and untraceable. When you transfer bitcoins to someone else, it's as if you handed over a paper bag filled with $100 bills in a dark alley." Hahahaha. This is gold. |
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13:22 |
ben_vulpes |
does anyone have b006b252052c84eb2dba6e59c011215b2e1f6d401f14e655a676537cb651b55b kicking around in a mempool? |
13:31 |
asciilifeform |
ben_vulpes: nope. why? |
13:39 |
deedbot |
http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/A767717115907722CAF56D3C728599D81AE021A90EA02E7EBF170105426BC98A << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1640...1697 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '77.221.134.122 (ssh-rsa key from 77.221.134.122 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (nagios.datapoint.spb.su. RU) |
13:39 |
deedbot |
http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/A767717115907722CAF56D3C728599D81AE021A90EA02E7EBF170105426BC98A << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1669...1749 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '77.221.134.122 (ssh-rsa key from 77.221.134.122 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (nagios.datapoint.spb.su. RU) |
13:42 |
asciilifeform |
'Санкт-Петербург онлайн' |
13:43 |
ben_vulpes |
asciilifeform: sent a transaction, refuses to confirm |
13:44 |
ben_vulpes |
ofc i forgot to set a fee for the node, so it's clearly my fault |
13:44 |
asciilifeform |
lol |
13:44 |
asciilifeform |
ben_vulpes: you have the low-S patch , neh ? |
13:44 |
ben_vulpes |
ja |
13:44 |
asciilifeform |
( mod6's ) |
13:44 |
asciilifeform |
then thank spamola |
13:46 |
ben_vulpes |
how does this follow? |
13:46 |
asciilifeform |
there are none so blind as those who will not open their third eye. or how did it go. |
13:51 |
ben_vulpes |
well what i do not understand is what the low/high s bit has to do with its deprioritization in favor of spamola |
13:51 |
asciilifeform |
nothing, was separate q |
13:51 |
ben_vulpes |
ah |
13:54 |
asciilifeform |
interestingly asciilifeform recently learned that the 'mutate high to low S and broadcast malleated tx but ONLY if a 'doublespend attempt' ( you retransmitting, say, with patched trb ) is detected ' thing is STILL running |
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13:54 |
asciilifeform |
and still nfi who or why. |
13:54 |
asciilifeform |
( reencoding + retransmitting that is ) |
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15:39 |
asciilifeform |
in other phunphakts, ada does NOT permit the use of bitwise ops ('and', 'xor', etc) on integer. ( only on booleans; and on 'modular types' - i.e. where the compiler is absolutely certain that subj is a machine integer and machine uses 2s-complement representation.) |
15:40 |
asciilifeform |
i can picture the discussion at the table : 'what if the sign bit on some machine is the FIRST, not last? or kept in the MIDDLE!111' |
15:41 |
asciilifeform |
pretty interesting intro, turns out, to the world pre- intelhegemony -- where you have no ability to assume not only size of byte, but arithmetic model |
15:42 |
asciilifeform |
'could be ANYTHING, and you may NOT program with assumptions as to what it is' |
15:42 |
asciilifeform |
exquisite, imho, trap for c-tards. |
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16:40 |
mircea_popescu |
http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-25#1689871 << aha! "The economic significance of this Bitcoin roller coaster was basically nil." ~Paul Krugman. a once-respected economist meanwhile quietly beheaded by the republic. |
16:40 |
a111 |
Logged on 2017-07-25 15:35 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-25#1689863 << lol, the shitrag distinguished by masterpiece http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html#twelve |
16:41 |
mircea_popescu |
ben_vulpes> ofc i forgot to set a fee for the node, so it's clearly my fault << spend from the paid address, WITH a fee. most miners will include both. |
16:41 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: by whom and for what was he respected? |
16:42 |
mircea_popescu |
by the washpo, and for being a convincingly "liberal" socialist. |
16:42 |
asciilifeform |
is what i thought |
16:42 |
mircea_popescu |
meanwhile in more interesting matter, http://68.media.tumblr.com/b296dc979dd54de52bc944424746a421/tumblr_obaeiyS9i81uydli6o1_1280.png |
16:42 |
mircea_popescu |
leaving aside her pretty cunt, is she acceptalby faced ? |
16:42 |
asciilifeform |
but 'once respected' had implication of 'by people' |
16:43 |
asciilifeform |
faced << not imho |
16:43 |
ben_vulpes |
mircea_popescu: spend from the paying address or paid address? |
16:43 |
mircea_popescu |
ah, i didn't mean that. |
16:43 |
mircea_popescu |
ben_vulpes the paid address. |
16:45 |
ben_vulpes |
so if i send a tx to friend a with no fee, and it gets stuck, the advice is to ask friend a to spend from that address and then miners are in the habit of then including the stuck txn? |
16:45 |
mircea_popescu |
yes. specifically, to spend the input you sent him. this will produce a chain of A->B txn, of which A has no fee itself but B does (except to get at it you must also include A). |
16:46 |
asciilifeform |
lulzy also in that it exposes elementary allcomer ddos of miner |
16:46 |
mircea_popescu |
alternatively, you can simply import that address privkey into an offline wallet, have it sign a different tx (with a fee!) and broadcast that. |
16:47 |
mircea_popescu |
"offline" here just means "that won't hear about the 0fee tx". |
16:47 |
asciilifeform |
( this function requires potentially unbounded orphanage to eval ) |
16:47 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform nah, about half of them do max 2, about a third of the remainder max 3, and i think ther'es a max 8 also in there. |
16:47 |
ben_vulpes |
mircea_popescu: oh neato |
16:48 |
ben_vulpes |
yeah, i can do the wallet dance, was curious about this |
16:48 |
mircea_popescu |
it's marginally cleaner to do the first rather than the 2nd, but then again it may be actually easier to do something yourselfd than explain to another what to do. |
16:48 |
ben_vulpes |
i didn't know people were accepting chained transactions |
16:48 |
ben_vulpes |
also that |
16:48 |
mircea_popescu |
for a coupla years now, yes. |
16:48 |
ben_vulpes |
this is the "replace by fee" thing? |
16:48 |
asciilifeform |
yes, and you can flood'em with n-length (e.g. 7) chains that end in 'ha, gotcha' instead of tx-in-old-block, as root |
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16:49 |
asciilifeform |
which they're stuck walking |
16:49 |
ben_vulpes |
dunno why it needed a name |
16:49 |
mircea_popescu |
ben_vulpes nah, that'd require an A and an A' and you decide which to go by terms of B fee. that is iffier. |
16:50 |
ben_vulpes |
wallet dance as rbf i mean |
16:50 |
asciilifeform |
eating chains also seems dumb from a likelihood of orphaning of block pov |
16:50 |
mircea_popescu |
amusingly en0ough the tx chain started happening a few weeks after i whined about wtf why is it not there. but i'm sure coincidenceh. |
16:50 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform whyssat ? |
16:51 |
ben_vulpes |
what does a' mean in this context; spending same inputs as a but with eg different fee? |
16:51 |
mircea_popescu |
is that a quote or ? |
16:52 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: actually no, nm |
16:52 |
mircea_popescu |
anyway, it's not cleanly ideal etc, but what you gonna do, people will accidentally 0fee. |
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17:16 |
ben_vulpes |
q is in re what makes an A' from an A, not a quote, prime symbol |
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18:45 |
mircea_popescu |
ah yes, you have two different txs that spend the same output ; and the proposal was to resolve which gets included by adding a dependent tx with a higher fee ; so that A' + B always confirm instead of A because larger joint tx fee. |
18:48 |
BingoBoingo |
<asciilifeform> ( this function requires potentially unbounded orphanage to eval ) << Well since they can get away with doing it now, they MUST |
18:48 |
BingoBoingo |
And yes, this was used as DDoS Sauce against miners in the mempool bloating attacks. |
18:48 |
BingoBoingo |
Chains far longer than 2 transactions |
18:49 |
mircea_popescu |
it was. |
18:53 |
BingoBoingo |
But so long as miners live/die on sucking shit, they still gotta do it |
18:54 |
BingoBoingo |
No ifs, ands, or butts |
18:54 |
mircea_popescu |
in the meanwhilulz, someone made a "game" : https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tesla-land |
18:59 |
BingoBoingo |
Ah, it's been a thing for a while https://www.nationstates.net/nation=bingotonia |
18:59 |
mircea_popescu |
ahaha wait, is that yours ? |
19:01 |
BingoBoingo |
AHA |
19:01 |
mircea_popescu |
o hey. well, it must've crossed whatever google spam threshold or such, i finally saw it. |
19:01 |
BingoBoingo |
only really ping it monthly to keep it from becoming inactive. |
19:01 |
shinohai |
Pallas cat is nice touch |
19:02 |
BingoBoingo |
Thing's been around long enough to have made now dead countries in school classes. If anything "game" prolly has lower profile now than ever. |
19:02 |
BingoBoingo |
Unless still inflated user stats from people making Statal oppressions as projects for skewl |
19:02 |
mircea_popescu |
hm. |
19:12 |
BingoBoingo |
"The Tesla-landian economy, worth 231 billion Coils a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,599 Coils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest." << Oh my, what is this hippy stuff? |
19:13 |
mircea_popescu |
no clue |
19:16 |
shinohai |
http://archive.is/hABGX "in the unlikely event that the 2MB block size increase portion of Segwit2x fails to activate, Bitcoin.com will immediately shift all company resources to supporting Bitcoin Cash exclusively." |
19:17 |
shinohai |
Ver gonna ver |
19:17 |
mircea_popescu |
company resources ? sorry ? |
19:17 |
mircea_popescu |
"oh i got a VALUABLE DOMAIN NAME!!!" |
19:18 |
shinohai |
lmao |
19:18 |
mircea_popescu |
am i the only one who recalls the inept lulz back when he was trying to sell/rent that in 2015 ? |
19:32 |
BingoBoingo |
<mircea_popescu> no clue << Git gud n00b, u mad cuz u bad? |
19:33 |
BingoBoingo |
<mircea_popescu> am i the only one who recalls the inept lulz back when he was trying to sell/rent that in 2015 ? << AHA, DID SELL/RENT, RE-NIG'd |
19:33 |
BingoBoingo |
Poor Chicoms Ver fucked |
19:33 |
mircea_popescu |
heh |
19:34 |
BingoBoingo |
As opposed to the poor masses ver fucked Winter 2014 with "PLS GIX is SOLVENT, k thx Bi" |
19:34 |
mircea_popescu |
one of the funniest dorks the upheaval temporarily drug up, at any rate. |
19:35 |
mircea_popescu |
he and that schmuck filming a "bitcoin show" with the cam in demo mode pretty much share the accidentally-spotlighted-fucktard award for early bitcoinade. |
19:35 |
BingoBoingo |
Ah, the Bitcoin/Pedocoin fork! |
19:42 |
shinohai |
I always though https://bounty.bitcoin.com/mtgox.html was one of the lulziest things he ever did |
19:42 |
shinohai |
(Besides the meltdown over 5 bitcents or whatever it was) |
19:48 |
mircea_popescu |
nah it was like 20 bux. 15, 25, something. prolly half a btc at the time or such. |
19:50 |
BingoBoingo |
It was 0.5 or 0.54 or something. |
19:52 |
BingoBoingo |
!~ticker --market all |
19:53 |
jhvh1 |
BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 2555.55, vol: 21325.01974007 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 2561.0, vol: 56062.96645355 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 2618.406519, vol: 17418.81890000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 2563.003, vol: 10782.9982542 | Volume-weighted last average: 2569.57403572 |
19:53 |
BingoBoingo |
If Ver didn't spend it all shoving agricultural explosives up his Buttcoinslot, he could prolly buy a working Honda del sol for that money. |
19:54 |
deedbot |
http://qntra.net/2017/07/a-quick-faq-about-the-not-bitcoin-fork-bitcoin-cash/ << Qntra - A Quick FAQ About The Not Bitcoin fork "Bitcoin Cash" |
19:58 |
asciilifeform |
in other noose, kako finally retromonkeying with his log |
19:58 |
asciilifeform |
replaces all mention of trilema with 'fraudster' |
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19:59 |
BingoBoingo |
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/6pkafw/a_quick_faq_about_the_not_bitcoin_fork_bitcoin/dkpyp82/ |
20:00 |
shinohai |
So much butthurt still |
20:02 |
BingoBoingo |
!!Up deep-book-gk_ |
20:02 |
deedbot |
deep-book-gk_ voiced for 30 minutes. |
20:02 |
BingoBoingo |
deep-book-gk_: Who is your daddy and what does he do? |
20:09 |
mod6 |
evenin' |
20:13 |
mircea_popescu |
heya |
20:15 |
mircea_popescu |
meanwhile in diaper world, http://68.media.tumblr.com/60b1bbe3a8bf5fc09ee657c5fa3d7354/tumblr_nugz6rJ3Sq1svlqo6o1_500.gif |
20:15 |
BingoBoingo |
Good evening mod6 |
20:15 |
mod6 |
hai, just catchin up on ze logs and qntra |
20:16 |
BingoBoingo |
Kewl, Qntra's still a bit slow. The lulzy part of the year is still just beginning |
20:17 |
mod6 |
for sure |
20:17 |
mod6 |
lol diaper world. |
20:17 |
mod6 |
that one girl from earlier was smokin |
20:17 |
BingoBoingo |
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/slurs.htm |
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22:01 |
deedbot |
http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/38A6B0B2A49CE250B5E15C13A267D6E1C92EEEFD6B079242BF5DD42DBDBDD603 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1725...6207 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '176.32.191.138 (ssh-rsa key from 176.32.191.138 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown RU LEN) |
22:01 |
deedbot |
http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/38A6B0B2A49CE250B5E15C13A267D6E1C92EEEFD6B079242BF5DD42DBDBDD603 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1485...7853 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '176.32.191.138 (ssh-rsa key from 176.32.191.138 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown RU LEN) |