#trilema | 2017-02-06

dude the comedy gold dividends are something else.

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for srs

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https://archive.is/ICblT << the finer points of very hurtybutt.

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3FCFD4C901555608355F41260CDD286F484E57EAE3E11922D7CD7D59FEBBF431 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1382...8113 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '82.74.236.134 (ssh-rsa key from 82.74.236.134 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (524AEC86.cm-4-3d.dynamic.ziggo.nl. NL)

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3FCFD4C901555608355F41260CDD286F484E57EAE3E11922D7CD7D59FEBBF431 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1696...2197 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '82.74.236.134 (ssh-rsa key from 82.74.236.134 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (524AEC86.cm-4-3d.dynamic.ziggo.nl. NL)

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!~google mineriada

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mircea_popescu: Mineriad - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mineriad>; June 1990 Mineriad - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_1990_Mineriad>; Mineriada din iunie 1990 - Wikipedia: <https://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mineriada_din_iunie_1990>

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impeachment proceedures followed by trump going "omfg the crooks are trying to coup" followed by every guy with a gun marching on washington / mass beatings of faggots in hats on campuses is i suppose the 10/10 outcome here ?

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/F534933394E8AA206EF83D53317A52FC0B189CC6D856D2B7F27F7C568E250A3B << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1412...3079 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '219.106.231.83 (ssh-rsa key from 219.106.231.83 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (219-106-231-83.cust.bit-drive.ne.jp. JP)

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/F534933394E8AA206EF83D53317A52FC0B189CC6D856D2B7F27F7C568E250A3B << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1699...7097 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '219.106.231.83 (ssh-rsa key from 219.106.231.83 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (219-106-231-83.cust.bit-drive.ne.jp. JP)

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The problem is are the gun faggots going to be able to beat the hat faggots

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wouldn't you like to find out ?

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Gotta harvest the popcorn first!

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"Our opposition simply folded in front of Brexit like shit-smeared toilet tissue and posted itself politely into the municipal recreation ground bin full of dog muck that is the future of the parliamentary Labour party." << lolBrits

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dude thinks himself a comedian and things.

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Maybe he thinks himself a roger VERified comedian?

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just about.

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poor fag barely able to pay for his own coffee somehow also hallucinates himself as part of some kind of "elite", it's a whole production in pretense.

~ 20 minutes ~

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anyway, to go back to the faggots vs faggots point BingoBoingo , i somehow expect the hatwearing hipsters would fold exactly as described above. they don't strike me as the kind to get their nose broken, pick themselves up the floor and get back into the fight by any stretch.

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"our democracy" fellows, very vocal in a crowd.

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My wonder is are the other side in much better shape

~ 7 hours 30 minutes ~

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and in other lulz you couldn't begin to believe : Mon Feb 6 05:34:19 2017, <src/client/entitylabels.cpp:310 SetObjectText SEVERE> Lost entity label of object Mircea Mircescu!

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lol. I stillhave no idea why I have amazing Technicolor rocks

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!!up nicknaem

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nicknaem voiced for 30 minutes.

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nuts.

~ 16 minutes ~

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hey guys where do

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I start to understand V

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Heya nicknaem .... good way to start is to build a therealbitcoin node

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See: http://thebitcoin.foundation/index.html

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Also, welcome. How did you find us?

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good im doing that, was wondering what seals are

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http://btcbase.org/log/2016-02-02#1393822 << one year logreading ? >D

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Logged on 2016-02-02 09:36 Nicknaem: i actually have nothing to say atm, was just checking out the channel :)

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uh I found this through the Trilema blog

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nicknaem seals are detached signatures made by people in your .wot which certify certain patches

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which I found through general interest in bitcoin

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ben_vulpes has a nice guide to `V` as well: http://cascadianhacker.com/07_v-tronics-101-a-gentle-introduction-to-the-most-serene-republic-of-bitcoins-cryptographically-backed-version-control-system

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cool was looking for something like that article

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but are you also Reuel ?

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yeah

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on another machine now just wanted to get the keys as described in http://thebitcoin.foundation/trb-howto.html

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no biggy.

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!!up nicknaem

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nicknaem voiced for 30 minutes.

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nicknaem: You might wish to register a nick and key in the wot

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shinohai he already has one on a diff nick.

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ah kk

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/E059E09156187992795BA97937017949CC1F7F411BF672EDB1DC1C9A8B66D8F7 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9567...7193 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.6.221 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.6.221 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/E059E09156187992795BA97937017949CC1F7F411BF672EDB1DC1C9A8B66D8F7 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9944...2297 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.6.221 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.6.221 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/31762CC46B6946377CED8A45CD85895201771C3D9595DE1574B7340562A2D67F << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9944...2297 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '121.120.1.158 (ssh-rsa key from 121.120.1.158 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MY)

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/31762CC46B6946377CED8A45CD85895201771C3D9595DE1574B7340562A2D67F << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9933...4043 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '121.120.1.158 (ssh-rsa key from 121.120.1.158 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MY)

~ 1 hours 44 minutes ~

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in other noose, http://www.defensenews.com/articles/grounded-nearly-two-thirds-of-us-navys-strike-fighters-cant-fly

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awww

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wouldn't they be so much better if they were paper only ?

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aha! then could make up in QUANTITY!!

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not to mention they'd escape all these pesky reality tests. they could be as good and useful as wsod allows!

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paper airplane is also bullet, rocket, death-ray proof.

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all it needs is love!

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and in other aptly named websites mistaking themselves for "communities", http://www.buttmagazine.com/buttheads/

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(altogether a fine example of ~genuine~ fag aesthetic ; visually as well as eg http://www.buttmagazine.com/magazine/sexreviews/artist-is-compelled-to-suck-jawbreaking-dick-during-random-grindr-hookup-with-cocktease/ )

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in other noose, mr.t allahsnackbar ban officially canceled, rapefugees pour in.

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aha. surprisingly enough review court decided to side with the law clerk, started showdown.

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(canceled by judge previously known for shouting 'black lives matter' from the bench after reading a verdict)

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i really didn't think they had it in them.

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'Four states sue Trump administration over 'un-American' travel ban -- New York, Massachusetts and Virginia joined Washington state in launching legal challenges against executive order that wreaked havoc at airports at the weekend'

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plus crapple, microshit, whole rogue's gallery

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clearly there's some lizzard strategising going on, no cali, really ?

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anyway, i have courtesy tickets to the show, kinda curious how it goes on.

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the deck, in so far as i can see it with naked eye, is not merely stacked, but glued solid.

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well yeah but your vantage is you know, the gremlin stuck inside a glue bottle.

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more or less.

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to reiterate, http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-06#1611703

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Logged on 2017-02-06 05:17 mircea_popescu: impeachment proceedures followed by trump going "omfg the crooks are trying to coup" followed by every guy with a gun marching on washington / mass beatings of faggots in hats on campuses is i suppose the 10/10 outcome here ?

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worked pretty well for erdogan, at that.

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this gun didn't fire back when the ranchers were derping; or when obummercare; or when 9/11, dhs; when waco, rubyridge; when income tax imposed; etc.

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it, apparently, is a theatrical gun, dun work.

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https://archive.is/g4T2U << first-class lultron. 'evil criminals!!11' crack prng, jackpot casino. 'The economic realities of the gaming industry seem to guarantee that the St. Petersburg organization will continue to flourish. The machines have no easy technical fix. As Hoke notes, Aristocrat, Novomatic, and any other manufacturers whose PRNGs have been cracked “would have to pull all the machines out of service and put something e

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lse in, and they’re not going to do that.” (In Aristocrat’s statement to WIRED, the company stressed that it has been unable “to identify defects in the targeted games” and that its machines “are built to and approved against rigid regulatory technical standards.”) '

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asciilifeform all i have to say is, https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/df/62/cbdf62997022ba7d6c25c34b46c2c382.jpg

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ie, this is generally how dorks end up shooting themselves in the eye.

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wassat

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guy made famous by reliance on theatricalness of gun.

11:43

related, mega-classic,

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'- Солдатам, выйти из строя! Полк, равняйсь, смирно! Слушай приказ по части: Секретно. Приказ N 136 по войсковой части полевая почта N 97978, г. Кабул. В последнее время в части участились случаи неосторожного обращения с оружием. С целью пресечения

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подобных случаев и предотвращения дальнейших несанкционированных выстрелов приказываю: при получении и сдаче прапорщиком Банкиным А.Н. личного оружия, контрольный спуск пистолета с целью проверки отсутствия патрона в патроннике прапо

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рщику Банкину производить приставив пистолет к виску собственной головы. Контроль за выполнением приказа возлагаю на дежурного по полку. Начальник штаба в/ч п/п 97978 п/п-к Звягинцев'

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!~translate ru to en http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-06#1611780

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Logged on 2017-02-06 16:43 asciilifeform: '- Солдатам, выйти из строя! Полк, равняйсь, смирно! Слушай приказ по части: Секретно. Приказ N 136 по войсковой части полевая почта N 97978, г. Кабул. В последнее время в части участились случаи неосторожного обращения с оружием. С целью пресечения

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mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-06#1611780

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heh

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lel

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teh praporscnik tested it huh.

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wow, it's the same in Russian as in English! Thanks Google!

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links are a sign of the white man's privilege.

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'-- soldiers, at attention! now hear the order of the day for our unit: Secret. Order No. 136, via the chain of command, field post N 97..., city of kabul. recently this unit has seen an uptick in the careless handling of weapons. in order to reduce these incidents and to prevent further unsanctioned discharges, i order: during the receipt and handoff by sgnt. Bankin A. N. of his sidearm, the test-decock for the verification of the a

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bsence of a round in the chamber shall be performed strictly while placing his pistol to his own temple. the verification of the fulfillment of this order is entrusted to the unit commander. Chief of staff of .... '

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(folk legend.)

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http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-06#1611690 << "There can't be a 1% if everyone is poor"

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Logged on 2017-02-06 04:50 BingoBoingo: Well, duh. Uniform grey mass is the goal.

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in other cali protests, http://fannyplates.info/3.jpg

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in other lulz, http://archive.is/ZezeU >> 'The Mail on Sunday today reveals astonishing evidence that the organisation that is the world’s leading source of climate data rushed to publish a landmark paper that exaggerated global warming and was timed to influence the historic Paris Agreement on climate change.'

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Supposed links to fbi iOS cracking toolz: http://pastebin.com/y9P19guS

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asciilifeform so it begins.

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which begins

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iirc there was already 'climategate', ~0 effect

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the dismantling of the finances of the left.

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incidentally, trudeau looks like a total fucking shit. how can people tolerate his continued presence ?

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http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-06#1611798 << both download links 404 btw, censored

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Logged on 2017-02-06 17:02 shinohai: Supposed links to fbi iOS cracking toolz: http://pastebin.com/y9P19guS

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anyone got the originals..?

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lol mega.nz useless in practice ?

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i thought it was killed long ago

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and i suppose there is a usg honeypot in its place, that folx are now using as if it were the old mega

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i dunno that it ever worked, but anyway.

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climategate had obama incumbent ; different global situation with an europe not yet drained by its uppity wymyn and a russia yet perceiving itself inferior to the westards, etc.

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a raindrop in the wrong direction is not "just another raindrop" like the raindrop in the right direction is.

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there's no equality of mass in this sense, "a bullet and a peach pit, same thing"

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i suppose we see soon enough, bullet or peachpit

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rather.

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So, do the regulars here do most their development through V?

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Reuel: http://trinque.org/2016/08/11/logbot-genesis/ << yep

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Or is it specifically for projects that need high trust

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and which projects don't ?

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not like there's userspace separation in linux or anything

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Hmm it certainly seems like good practice

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But then there is a whole world out there to convince I guess

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basically, if you expect collaboration, you should v ; if you're doodling go right ahead an' doodle in whichever way it works

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Reuel the notion that "the world" somehow "exists" and it is incumbent for reality to "convince it" thus getting that supposed world which somehow exists to empower actual reality is rank nonsense.

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reality exists. inasmuch as this supposed world you talk about is convinced, it exists. inasmuch as it remains unconvinced, i does not exist.

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the test of existence is v ; not "the world".

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V is the genesis of *everything*

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I'll first learn more before commenting, dear enthusiasts

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Reuel: V did not come out of nowhere, out of my arse randomly one night, but is the sum of several years of conversation here.

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starting from, possibly at the earliest, mircea_popescu's article http://trilema.com/2012/probably-the-hottest-business-idea-of-the-moment-in-btc

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(which was before i tuned in)

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i suppose the one republican element least likely to be readily digested (or for that matter even perceived on the first few passes) by the general public is that the republic most pointedly isn't an "online community" of the web ilk, namely a group of people who "since the space is here we'll squat" and "since we're squatting here we'll x", to then be governed by "codes of conduct" and to then be shephered into thinking that

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"being a faggot is ok" through the simple avenue of the web admin deleting any occurence of the string "being a faggot is not ok".

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the fact that the republic creates the tools it uses, entirely and exactly, with no quarter given to this otherwise universal "i found it, i'm calling it a tool and allowing it to shape me in the process" idiocy simply is not conceivable naturally, to the poor souls captive in some sort of children's tolkien fairytale.

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heck, i imagine it's not conceivable even after being pointed out.

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'The Navy has issued its last major directive of the Barack Obama era with a “diversity road map” that paves the way for a multiethnic force of sailors and civilians who are protected against discrimination based on “gender identity” or “sex stereotyping.”'

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relatedly.

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'

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Diversity, as well as another noncombat issue — climate change — became imbued in Defense Department doctrine as essential to winning wars.'

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lmao

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didjaknow.

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basically the thing with the female brain is that it doesn't so much care WHERE the auscultation happens, just as long as her verbal outpour is being listened to.

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dumb old bitty has no problem taking half hour of doctor's time to whine about her dog's feelings ; dumb bahamas from kenya has no problem droning at the navy about "climate change" and other being-a-superhero idiocies.

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eh if it were 1 monkey

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rather, they have 100s of female 'admirals', 'generals', etc

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(1000s if you count 'femals of both sexes' (tm) (r))

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im not entirely sure this is a bad thing. imagine, life of a pirate : boarding a us carrier with a dingy, geting the shadmiral to show you her deepthroat skills.

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iirc they stopped letting'em out of pentagon

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after too many 'picturesque' incidents

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aww.

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in other lulzies, 'Former regional president Artur Mas and two of his cabinet members will go on trial on Monday in Barcelona accused of disobeying Spain’s Constitutional Court by staging a non-binding vote on independence in 2014. They face being banned from public office for up to 10 years.'

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oh noez, took a poll!!11

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lel

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I thought he was Indonesian though

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mno

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Should I remove Alex Jones from my news sources?

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lol!

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http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=beobachter

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or maybe he's more like the "state sanctioned opposition" guy, what was it

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zhirinovsky

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which one is alex jones ?

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mircea_popescu: snuck into bilderberg's picnic with the wood owl

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yells about "THE GLOBAL ELITES"

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mircea_popescu: the foremost 'martians did 9/11' d00d.

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uh

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oh fuck me i thought this face was in the saturday night live crew.

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mno.

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<mircea_popescu> oh fuck me i thought this face was in the saturday night live crew. << Easy to confuse, that's Senator Al Franken

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bohemian grove rather, not bilderberg

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Reuel so what's he do ?

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it was a joke

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he is rather entertaining tho

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a

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then keep

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as far as enjoying craziness goes

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jones is the one official (yes) 'news head' who has the redeeming virtue of being funny

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is stewart funny again yet?

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well he might actually be elevated in status on the strength of being the only pro Trump "media"

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ben_vulpes: nah he's looking like a sad alcoholic these days

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"you're paaaartisan haaaaacks. stop huuurrrrrting amerrrrica."

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trinque: sad.

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(jones is kept around with the expectation that he will apply 'martian spray' to items that are to be Kept Out Of Respectable Press, e.g., https://archive.is/TpAUO )

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kinda hard for sad alcoholics to avoid looking like one mid term.

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trinque: watched the "standup special" of chappelle's writing partner a few nights ago. more of a "babby's first monologue with jokes", some funny, but most remarkable for the restrained wokeness plumage on display and surprising grasp of war of northern aggression dynamics.

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asciilifeform: aha, says whatever semi-reasonable thing right next to "the pedo democrats are using the souls of children to transcend to the next spiritual dimension" and so on

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actually said this on a podcast recently

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"an american flag and a confederate flag on the same truck? that's like 'this tattoo is for steve, and this tattoo is to commemorate the time i tried to run away from steve. we're making the best of a bad situation now.'"

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wait so the pedo democrats aren't ?!

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!#s crank bait

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34 results for "crank bait", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=crank%20bait

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ben_vulpes: that's cause he hid behind chappelle for years...

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yes but the pretense that this isn't just garden variety pedo party

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NO AM SPIRITUAL DEMIGOD

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i dunno how many wonk parties with nudity and public fucking you went to in the 70s

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but THEY WERE ALL LIKE THAT

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thestringpuller: well yeah.

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( http://btcbase.org/log/2015-09-07#1265548 << short likbez, for n00bz )

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Logged on 2015-09-07 19:58 ascii_field: mats: the way it works is, there are precisely two kinds of permitted mass media in usa: 1) usg 2) usg crank bait

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hey I'm not saying the moloch statue doesn't look cool or w/e

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central theme of piece, too. 'woe is me, i wasted all this time writing for others'.

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or burning owlthing

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<trinque> yes but the pretense that this isn't just garden variety pedo party << The quality cranks are spinning this as Jewish worship of Baal

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trinque holy shit, meanwhile the "actually said this" line sunk in.

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lel

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what is the "actually said this" line?

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he's martian bugspray indeed

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ben_vulpes with the pedo transcending

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ah foundit

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i mean... hello africa and whatever, everyone gotta have some congolese statues hecho en mexico, but ffs.

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also there's a second space program that made contact with the grays, and the pedo democrats are part of a "breakaway society" that is going to neuter everyone of inferior class

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they're stealing from #t !!!

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what's the grays ?

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the 80s aliens with big black eyes

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this almost sounds like it's evolved under pressure, as part of a classification. are there also... greens ? reds ?

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browsn ?

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the greens are the reptilians

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I can only assume the rest of the rainbow will get there in time

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all this to say, this guy's audience is huge

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you know i have a cousin, he's a great fellow, has two daugthers long married and with chitlin of their own, and you know, keeps bees, which he harvests from forest by himself, pickles mushrooms, makes excellent moonshine...

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spending an evening with this fellow is an exquisite exercise in surrealism along those lines.

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i guess most people lacking such cousin especially in the us are stuck with the tv version.

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Nah, the problem is Marijuana and stoner culture make all those cousins uniformly bland

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or that.

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"stoner culture" naturally being a product of marketing

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marketing Snoop Dogg is making a fortune from. d00d is a genius at extracting $$$$ from white girls

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that cooking show lol

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snoop dog and martha stewart, in mashups from the fourth planet

13:44

mircea_popescu: incidentally, trudeau looks like a total fucking shit. how can people tolerate his continued presence ? << trudeau's ratings at home are falling off the map. the carbon tricycle is backpedaling at full speed. in response, and as i suggested on contravex, leb-irishman kevin o'leary officially announced candidacy for conversative party of canada a week or so ago. he's looking strong but federal

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election isn't until fall 2019.

13:46

dude looks like one of those obnoxious "morale officers" at shitty summer camp for wanna-be-middleclass kids to be forcibly sent to so parents can save a few bucks for winters' round of idle pretense.

13:46

speaking of politics back home, what's the latest from your contacts back in romania re: protests against 'legalised corruption'

13:46

nuland-soros wasting their us fed acct on the local whores, more or less.

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mircea_popescu: trudeau was grade school teacher, which is exactly 'morale officer' here

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because having elected officials with business acumen wouldn't give them the necessary tools to talk to the people and ~feel~ their problems donchaknow

13:48

!#s nuland

13:48

26 results for "nuland", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=nuland

13:48

yeah. also wouldn't create a lot of little holes in the public treasury for otherwise worthless asswipes to suckle at.

13:50

the world's his classroom, or to paraphrase dogbert, trudeau's only regret is that his arms are too short to hug the entire world.

13:51

in the immortal words of the chairman of the board, "get the hands off the suit, creep."

13:52

but hey, at least canada's suckling asswipes are bilingual. working french is sine qua non for federal employment. if there's any edge over their other 'angloworld' counterparts, it's that and that alone.

13:53

soon they'll be able to grovel at pharoah's feet in two languages!

13:53

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj7nFfgtOek << grovel, grovel

13:54

o wait, прапорщику trudnik parlevu franse ? y odicolon tambien ?

13:55

mircea_popescu: suit needs to be white with pin stripes. n'est pas.

13:55

!~translate ru to en прапорщику

13:55

pete_dushenski: ensign

13:56

pete_dushenski it was the pre- and even post-soviet rank of what the us army calls "specialist"

13:56

por supuesto

13:56

!#s govorit frantuski

13:56

0 results for "govorit frantuski", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=govorit%20frantuski

13:56

was also used in star trek

13:57

aww

13:59

so it's -27C today and one of the 7yo boilers decided to bite the dust at the office today. thankfully there's 4 others but one corner of the building is friggin chilly. large aluminum framed single-glazed dual-slider windows aren't the best insulators.

14:01

in other blows, this was apparently just launched today : https://www.camsoda.com/blowcast/ 'the itunes of [vr] blowjobs'

14:03

obv they only take cc and pp because they're retarded, but possibly also because they're dealing with $1 amounts and btc != coffeecoin

14:05

"BlowCast allows a user to buy a simulated blow job from dozens of amateur and professional cam girls. The way it works is a cam model interested in offering a simulated blowjob is given a Kiiroo Pearl, a vibrating dildo that has been hacked by CamSoda to collect sensory data while the model fellates the device. This data is then uploaded to a repository on BlowCast and a user can select a blowjob based on

14:05

the model and user reviews. On the customer-side of things, the user will have an internet connected "sleeve" (essentially a high-tech Fleshlight) which takes the sensory data from the cam girl's dildo and replicates it in the sleeve. When paired with a video feed, it simulates the experience of receiving a blow job from that particular model."

14:06

This is the exact reason Japanese birthrates are down.

14:06

<pete_dushenski> was also used in star trek << That was more the naval rank of Ensign, intial officer ascension rank, below Lou Tenant

14:08

was that louis or louise ?

14:08

That is lost to history

14:09

bbl. boiler repairman here.

14:14

!!up fromphuctor

14:14

fromphuctor voiced for 30 minutes.

14:15

http://qntra.net/2017/02/us-likely-to-reimpose-tariffs-on-canadian-softwood-lumber-soon/ << Qntra - US Likely TO Reimpose Tariffs On Canadian Softwood Lumber Soon

14:29

^ pete_dushenski

14:36

holy shit, suck a dick once, replay a million times ? every boring housewife's dream come true!

14:40

and in other lulzy spanish idioms, "estar de rodriquez" is ~to be up shit creek

14:43

!!up fromphuctor

14:43

fromphuctor voiced for 30 minutes.

14:55

http://www.contravex.com/2017/02/06/trusting-god-fearing-men-is-one-of-your-better-business-strategies/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Trusting God-fearing men is one of your better business strategies.

~ 15 minutes ~

15:10

http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-06#1611947 << ~sergeant

15:10

Logged on 2017-02-06 18:56 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski it was the pre- and even post-soviet rank of what the us army calls "specialist"

~ 23 minutes ~

15:33

http://qntra.net/2017/02/hussein-bahamas-era-noaa-implicated-in-fraud-preceding-paris-talks/ << Qntra - Hussein Bahamas Era NOAA Implicated In Fraud Preceding Paris Talks

15:34

such pussybraggin' times we be livin'.

15:43

4Real!

~ 27 minutes ~

16:11

meanwhile, https://archive.is/GWJuI >> Run Moar Microshit!

16:11

'Windows users running the Tor browser can be tricked into uncloaking themselves, with a pretty straightforward trick based on Microsoft's DRM system.'

16:21

BingoBoingo: commented

16:23

ty pete_dushenski

~ 43 minutes ~

17:07

!~google "your initial password is password" filetype:pdf

17:07

shinohai: How to Retrieve Your User ID and initial Password: <http://web.peralta.edu/admissions/files/2011/10/RetrieveInitialPWDv2.pdf>; student portal information - Ammons Middle School - Miami-Dade ...: <http://ammons.dadeschools.net/Portal%2520%2520Issues.pdf>; Student User IDs & Passwords - ucmo.edu: <https://www.ucmo.edu/summitcenter/services/documents/StudentUserIDsandPasswords.pdf>

~ 17 minutes ~

17:24

http://qntra.net/2017/02/beaches-closed-in-melbourne-due-to-fecal-contamination/ << Qntra - Beaches Closed In Melbourne Due To Fecal Contamination

17:27

shitty news day

17:28

understatement

~ 52 minutes ~

18:21

in non-republican lisp news : http://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc8060.txt (yes, i know it's not the language)

18:21

pete_dushenski: to that, i'll raise you a http://www.la6nca.net/tysk2/lispr

18:22

lel

18:26

^ was mega-wunderwaffen incidentally. ~impossible to intercept if used correctly.

18:26

and they had, remember, no laser. 5w light bulb!

18:27

good for 4km in clear weather !

18:27

and ~voice~, not morse.

~ 28 minutes ~

18:55

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4BOcqQWEAENnaR.jpg

19:04

wow

19:04

this somehow has never occured to me.

19:05

lomachinsky (coroner d00d, mentioned a few threads ago) devoted whole chapter to 'death by carelessness with vacuum sources'

19:05

though a more typical scenario is the small private swimming pool common in usa.

19:06

(also described by american writer chuck palahniuk)

19:06

it seems this is set to blow

19:06

to suck!

19:06

air escapes through turbulet flow under the rubber

19:06

asciilifeform how do you figure ?

19:07

the photo does not say which hose is which. but if 'blow', then all set for embolism

19:07

nah, 1400w engine isn't nearly strong enough.

19:08

healthy young female will iwthstand fucking with literal jackhammer, as long as no bones are touched her soft parts can take it.

19:14

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shinohai imagines mircea_popescu trying this out in the harem sometime soon

19:21

eh, vacuum cleaners.

19:30

for mp's purposes most useful part is the metal end pipe

19:30

http://oglaf.com/blockade/

!$ssh 66.35.48.19

19:30

scriba

ssh banner of 66.35.48.19 as seen on 2016-06-13: SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_5.3p1 Debian-3ubuntu7.1

19:31

oglafbot

19:34

and in other "who's reading trilema" news, Grabber (SDSC) http://www.sdsc.edu/

19:35

"SDSC provides a unique blend of advanced computing and expertise that serves as a local, state and national gateway for collaboration, innovation and education for an era defined and transformed by its information."

19:35

such fluff it could be a car name without missing a beat.

19:39

heh in other miserable names someone put "winkers" in my face last week

19:54

whassat ?

19:54

ben_vulpes btw i got it for you.

19:58

http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/Irz1K/?raw=true << that's how a call to you looks.

↖ ↖

19:58

ben_vulpes: selfhost your CSS!!!

19:58

brb, sober time

~ 1 hours 17 minutes ~

21:16

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3C9977A85B069AE0699A189EB31BF27481F36C37207F11F3DA5D027B28CD0461 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1726...2069 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '194.146.225.162 (ssh-rsa key from 194.146.225.162 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (sd2306.sivit.org. FR)

21:16

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3C9977A85B069AE0699A189EB31BF27481F36C37207F11F3DA5D027B28CD0461 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1606...4333 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '194.146.225.162 (ssh-rsa key from 194.146.225.162 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (sd2306.sivit.org. FR)

21:17

Nerim est l'Opérateur Internet et Télécom des Entreprises !

21:17

lel

21:20

oh good, qntra cites breitbart now

~ 49 minutes ~

22:09

hey, their guy won the race.

22:22

yes, i also support the agitator of the hour when it's convenient

22:23

i literally can't remember how long since new york times' guy won the race.

22:23

possibly truman ?

22:25

re-publication of work by nu-goebbels is hard to read

22:28

quote ?

22:34

>Today revelations by a whistle blower within the US National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration demonstrated that a key paper produced by the agency under the Hussein Bahamas administration which served as "motivation" during recent negotiations in Paris was plagued by fraudulent manipulation of facts (archived). The bogeyman of "climate change"

22:34

has been held up by socialists of all flavors as a scourge demanding statal control of energy production and expenditures as an only supposed remedy.

22:35

not looking to stir things up here, however, i feel qntra copy has been hit-or-miss for some time

22:37

well yes, but like with all reports, it helps if it's more than "i get an error".

22:38

i recommend vigilant use of the active tense and to keep things simple

22:38

that part's not disputed i dun think.

22:39

insider phraseology without some link to context has also got to go

22:39

did you just do that ?

22:40

i don't see any variety speak above where it'd be relevant

22:40

so which insider phraseology has got to go.

22:41

it's almost as if you're speaking to some sort of consensus that exists to you only. you expect ima somehow guess what you mean because it's universal or what exactly ?

22:41

it's not universal.

22:41

'Hussein Bahamas' makes me gag every time

22:41

not my fault ustards voted the derp into office. stick to people with christian names, avoid the problem.

22:45

but anyway -- the 44th us president will be known as hussein bahamas long after he's forgotten in any other sense. everything else will go, that much stays. he's called whatever the fuck we say he's called, and in his case this is a lot better than any alternative.

22:46

i suppose indian style he could be "the incompetent fuckwad who got ahead through affirmative action and ruined being black for everyone else"

22:48

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asciilifeform quite liked the (now -- largely forgotten) : gorbama

22:49

in better comedy gold, trump now on the record re fake media covering up terrorist attacks.

22:51

iirc somali machete hero did not even appear in the beobachter

22:52

aha. that's what makes this so good, that for all the libertard indignation there's plenty of supporting factlets.

22:52

o and the leaked "freedom of religion" ie http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-02#1610995

22:52

Logged on 2017-02-02 17:05 mircea_popescu: http://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20170201&t=2&i=1171009855 << in other news, it'd seem the party's over for darkies, brownies, trannies, furries, latinos etceteras.

23:01

*

mircea_popescu also likes how the "black lives matter" court clerk is "a federal judge appointed by g w bush" depending where one looks.

23:01

http://trilema.com/2016/kismia-dating-scam/#comment-121280 <<< looks like iy's your lucky day mircea_popescu

23:01

o ya, major shortage of dick pix at chateau mp, derp's a lifesaver.

23:02

kek

23:02

we use them to pay bills, turns out they're more valuable than benjies.

23:03

I have received 8 DM's on twitter this week containing dick pics, thinking I wish to forward them to models.

23:03

lmao

23:03

it's hard out there for a pimp.

23:05

o wait wait, forgot - the holocaust in trump's reading is sort-of merged with katyn to become this indistinct polack-jew-gypsy-czech-etcetera bonfire.

23:08

https://archive.is/5z4YU << in other news, apparently navy seals as shitty as us army generally.

23:09

* mircea_popescu also likes how the "black lives matter" court clerk is "a federal judge appointed by g w bush" depending where one looks. << Tradition is for the lower bowels of the court Pres takes Senator's suggestion in return for favors later

23:09

aha.

23:10

Part of the grease that used to let two party system work

23:10

aha.

23:10

back in the days when nyt still mattered in any sense, long long ago in a land far far away.

23:11

o speaking of which, " Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy the FAKE NEWS and failing @nytimes and either run it correctly or let it fold with dignity! Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 29, 2017"

23:11

course who the fuck would pay money for that spamsite...

23:11

http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=6515

23:14

http://nypost.com/2017/02/06/drug-dealer-whose-sentence-was-commuted-by-obama-is-back-behind-bars/ <<< Best Hussein Bahamas "Fuck You" I've read so far.

~ 24 minutes ~

23:38

"Examples of existing business arrangements that constitute violations of the foreign-emoluments clause include: Chinas state-owned Industrial and Commercial Bank of China is the largest tenant in Trump Tower, and the state-owned Bank of China is a major lender to Trump."

23:39

check it out, the fucktards suddenly discovered htis exists.

23:39

!#s icbc

23:39

21 results for "icbc", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=icbc

23:39