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00:28 deedbot http://qntra.net/2016/10/kim-kardashian-bound-gagged-and-robbed-after-social-media-use/ << Qntra - Kim Kardashian Bound, Gagged, and Robbed After Social Media Use
00:42 BingoBoingo !!up fitra
00:42 deedbot fitra voiced for 30 minutes.
00:42 fitra hello
00:44 fitra i want to claim the free bitcoin
00:44 fitra i want to claim the free bitcoin
00:44 fitra i want to claim the free bitcoin
00:44 fitra i want to claim the free bitcoin
00:46 asciilifeform !!down fitra
00:47 asciilifeform revolting.
00:47 asciilifeform what do you use these for, again, mircea_popescu
00:48 asciilifeform i cannot picture any use for them, try as i might.
00:48 asciilifeform other than biodiesel.
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01:03 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1553050 << what's the draw? phreee wagner 'n cyanide ?
01:03 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 23:15 mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyoen going to the coreboot conference in berlin ?
01:04 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552971 << i dun get, why not steal the plaintext shitmail upstream with echelon etc.?
01:04 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 19:36 shinohai: In "Nobody is shocked" news http://archive.is/Qrd3P
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01:43 deedbot http://www.contravex.com/2016/10/04/voltaire-money-adnotated-part-1/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Voltaire. Money. Adnotated. Part 1.
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02:02 lobbes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553162 << my understanding is that eulora n00bs have value in that they can yield lower-quality raw materials that players with higher skills cannot, and there's a current n00b shortage
02:02 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 04:48 asciilifeform: i cannot picture any use for them, try as i might.
02:03 lobbes but I guess you gotta weed through the derps to see if any will stick
02:15 mircea_popescu motherfucker
02:15 mircea_popescu so i just spent every last peso i had, because i was up all night partying
02:15 mircea_popescu spent the past four hours at the fucking hospital italiano,
02:15 mircea_popescu with a chick passing kidney stones
02:16 mircea_popescu because i invented a new manner of tying her hands behind her back and fucking her standing during the weekend
02:16 mircea_popescu and it loosened her calculi.
02:16 mircea_popescu true fucking story.
02:23 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553121 << miners won't mine the 2nd send is what prevents.
02:23 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 02:26 asciilifeform: the thing i do not understand is, how does the thing not fork? say i fire up a prbtron and prbsend to A. then fire up trbtron and send same coin to B.
02:25 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553145 >> lol srsly.
02:25 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 03:54 trinque: from now on I'm gonna have a pang of "OH SHIT, WAS IT THE AMD KEYS?!" every time there's a phuctor rss
02:25 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553161 << what, you mean other than this ?
02:25 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 04:47 asciilifeform: what do you use these for, again, mircea_popescu
02:30 mircea_popescu in other lulz, http://www.thefalconandthesnowman.com/blog-1
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04:03 thestringpuller does mircea_popescu still need amazon gift card?
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06:48 adlai http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553109 << it's done as a soft-fork. the transactions sending to&from P2SH addresses are valid for all nodes, except that miners enforce an additional constraint before confirming spends from such addresses: the preimage of the address must ~also~ execute as a valid script
06:48 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 01:26 asciilifeform: i don't grasp how this kind of thing can work without being a hardfork
06:49 adlai http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553120 << so this is actually incorrect; should miners stop respecting the P2SH softfork, these coins will suddenly become a lot more spendable than before. anybody who can reproduce the input script preimage could spend them, even if they don't know data which would make that preimage script validate
06:49 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 01:48 mircea_popescu: currently some miners process, eg, 3-leading bitcoin addresses. while that lasts, trb can send money to you. once it goes away - can send no longer, resulting in some lost bitcoin (practically, sent to unspendable address)
06:51 * adlai handwaves aside the issue of parsing an the format beginning with a 3; once in the blockchain, these addresses are just: [op_hash160 <preimage> op_equal], which is a valid script for clients going all the way back to satoshi
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09:55 mircea_popescu thestringpuller yeah, can you get it ?
10:00 mircea_popescu thestringpuller nevermind, filled.
10:02 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553181 << i half-expected one or more of'em to pop. but they did not.
10:02 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 06:25 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553145 >> lol srsly.
10:03 mircea_popescu would have been kinda huge.
10:03 asciilifeform though if i could get at the rom, betcha it will not be necessary to break the rsa key. there is some unwritten rule whereby the fritz sig authenticators are always porous.
10:03 mircea_popescu doesn't your local uni allow access to a microscope ?
10:03 asciilifeform it is, likely, because usg does not like to use stolen key to sign its 'tailored victim' crud, far too attributable
10:04 mircea_popescu aha.
10:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the uni barely allows access to the motherfucking bus from the train station, for plebes.
10:04 asciilifeform and i recently found that the dining hall can only be entered by folks with correct fingerprint.
10:04 asciilifeform (why - was a mystery, it still takes money)
10:05 mircea_popescu weird. in yurp you can taxi pretty much any and all uni gear.
10:05 PeterL they do not want "random guy off street" "causing problems for students"
10:05 mircea_popescu ie, pointing and laughing at whatever "rape" "black lives matter" "occupy wallstreet" etc fashion of the day ?
10:06 asciilifeform fwiw when i was a very, very paying customer, there was still no access to microscope.
10:06 PeterL or making the precious snowflakes feel insecure
10:06 asciilifeform PeterL: that probably isn't it, because there are still stinking hobos in the computer labs.
10:07 mircea_popescu how to produce an esltard ? keep kids isolated among themselves with a steady diet of cancerous shit from idiots like what's his face
10:07 PeterL just find grad student who has access, offer to slip him some cash
10:07 asciilifeform i suspect they are slowly phasing in 'dude X was in place Y at time T' anti-hooliganism/generic preparation for usgschwitz tracking systems.
10:07 mircea_popescu john oliver.
10:07 mircea_popescu then wonder wtf is wrong with them. well... how about "they didn't suck any 30yo dick when they were 16."
10:08 asciilifeform at any rate, it isn't as if i needed 10 minutes with the thing.
10:09 asciilifeform decapping, delayering, imaging a modern cpu is not a lunch break project.
10:09 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553189 << read what was being said. i do not discuss the matter in outside terms. should WE stop allowing 3-lead addresses, all coins found there will be gone.
10:09 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 10:49 adlai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553120 << so this is actually incorrect; should miners stop respecting the P2SH softfork, these coins will suddenly become a lot more spendable than before. anybody who can reproduce the input script preimage could spend them, even if they don't know data which would make that preimage script validate
10:09 asciilifeform and i am quite uncertain whether in this pesthole there even ~exists~ the requisite instrument.
10:10 mircea_popescu asciilifeform per-hour cost of car with driver (another ~70k item) is about 100 bux give or take. youget teh idea.
10:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform incidentally, this would be great for reddit. "Hi. I live in <ZIP> and I need access to {list} instrument in order to explore the AMD chip so and so. Anyone know anyone ?"
10:12 asciilifeform how do you sneak a month of instrument time ?
10:12 asciilifeform this is not an hour of cab.
10:12 asciilifeform (and the analogy, sadly, falls down, consider how many autos there are, and how many - microscopes.)
10:13 PeterL presumably if you are paying by hour to use you are not sneaking?
10:13 asciilifeform if i were paying by hour, it may well add up to most of the cost of the instrument.
10:13 asciilifeform and fuck, i would buy one right now, if i had where to put !
10:14 asciilifeform as often is the case, it is ~space~ that is the expensive piece, in this particular zimbabwe.
10:14 mircea_popescu heh.
10:14 mircea_popescu it's only about 50sqft or so
10:14 asciilifeform (in mircea_popescu's zimbabwe, it could be the microscope that is expensive, or even unobtainable other than by boat)
10:14 mircea_popescu nah, this zimbabwe is like pre-collapse soviets. govt pays for it, you use it for beer.
10:17 asciilifeform ftr, if the amd turd is anything like other recent similar, you will also need ion beam machine
10:18 asciilifeform (rom will be difficult to read passively, and the most practical way would be to restore whatever antifuses they blew that prevent debugging of the fritz core, and attach debug probe.)
10:22 mircea_popescu i thought metal is extremely visible in electron microscopy
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10:37 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/90vci/?raw=true
10:41 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: sorry for missing your message I was ptfo by then.
10:42 thestringpuller Gotta figure out how you are able to manage the Napoleon sleep schedule.
10:50 shinohai Don't sleep at Waterloo. Just sayin'
10:51 shinohai !!up btcforchild
10:51 deedbot btcforchild voiced for 30 minutes.
10:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: got it
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11:10 btcforchild !!register http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/y36mu/?raw=true
11:10 deedbot 4E0B0F442A0407AEF731ECCFC883F93EF7E4980E registered as btcforchild.
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11:51 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/C961D62D59B78442DB2FA4C4ABC4CE874FE0E95418BBDA01785049DB58B02591 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 13118913265992357713749906968914856459229448329385353928317865240153186990772616410386066804476994406481496060266687741570826925431077185850750051547683307 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '112.16.73.12 (ssh-rsa key from 112.16.73.12 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on F
11:51 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/21B9669858203080326DB86F3AB1B88D51F892D38F17EA587F71640F604BA7AD << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 13118913265992357713749906968914856459229448329385353928317865240153186990772616410386066804476994406481496060266687741570826925431077185850750051547683307 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '112.16.65.247 (ssh-rsa key from 112.16.65.247 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on
11:51 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/4E7AC0EEF980D94B18797FD2B95C091C4EAC05B15C9FCB329825F05B81B8D903 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 13118913265992357713749906968914856459229448329385353928317865240153186990772616410386066804476994406481496060266687741570826925431077185850750051547683307 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '112.16.65.245 (ssh-rsa key from 112.16.65.245 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on
12:06 PeterL is there a way to make pgp use something other than sha1 for clearsigning?
12:07 shinohai Change it under personal digest preferences in .conf?
12:09 PeterL umm, where is .conf stored?
12:09 mircea_popescu thestringpuller i dunno man, can't say i try even
12:09 shinohai ~/.gnupg
12:10 PeterL darn hidden files ... thanks shinohai
12:10 shinohai np
12:10 mircea_popescu PeterL yes ; and you should. everyone should ; this is a recurring topic, so plox : http://btcbase.org/log/2014-10-16#877599
12:10 a111 Logged on 2014-10-16 14:00 mircea_popescu: btw, cazalla bingoboingo and everyone else in the same situation : if the blob gpg spits out when you sign contains a SHA1 you are using the older, and perhaps not all that secure digest algo. you should move on to sha512 either with --digest-algo SHA512 or else edit gpg.conf to insert personal-digest-preferences SHA512 SHA384 SHA256
12:14 mircea_popescu !!key btcforchild
12:14 deedbot http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/ubabz/?raw=true
12:15 PeterL changing the hash algo - one of those little things which should be in the "everything you should know when you start using a computer" list
12:17 PeterL !!deed http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/xx7so/?raw=true
12:18 deedbot accepted: 1
12:18 mircea_popescu da fuck is that lol. starting your own segwit altcoin ?
12:18 PeterL that is for possible future reference
12:18 PeterL if needed
12:18 mircea_popescu aha.
12:20 PeterL might be random noise, might be top secret leak, who knows?
12:20 mircea_popescu right.
12:21 shinohai It's Pieter Wuille's death certificate, that'll be 1 BTC plox
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12:42 deedbot http://trilema.com/2016/no-such-labs-snsa-september-2016-statement/ << Trilema - No Such lAbs (S.NSA), September 2016 Statement
12:43 mircea_popescu ^ in a shocking development, nsa actually comits to making a thing!
12:52 asciilifeform aha
12:56 adlai http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553217 << i don't understand what you mean. the only sense in which coins will be "gone" is that whoever knows first that miners stopped enforcing the "op_eval", and knows preimages, can claim the coins for themselves; but they're not 'gone' in the sense of 1BitcoinEaterAddressDontSendf59kuE
12:56 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 14:09 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553189 << read what was being said. i do not discuss the matter in outside terms. should WE stop allowing 3-lead addresses, all coins found there will be gone.
12:57 mircea_popescu and in further "holy shit broken linux" news : minigame is endeavouring to keep snapshots of various distros to mitigate the fact that the shitheads in charge tend to break software for no reason. to do this, one needs dkpg, and dkpg-dev (not -devel, mind). which enforces arbitrary python and httpd version requirements, because why the fuck not.
12:57 mircea_popescu it's insanely deep, this fucking swamp.
12:57 mircea_popescu adlai how would the someone convert my copy of the blockchain so that payment would appear to proceed from a 1-lead bitcoin address ?
12:58 adlai or by "stop allowing 3-lead addresses" do you mean "we convince 'chinese conspirators' to soft-fork disable op_equal"
12:58 adlai "addresses" don't actually exist!
12:58 mircea_popescu no ; we release code which ignores attempts to spend 3-whatever addresses ; everyone uses it ; the end.
12:58 adlai payments come from previous outputs
12:58 mircea_popescu fine. we release code which ignores txn which involve 3-whatever addresses on the in side ; everyone uses it ; the end.
12:58 adlai "addresses" tell a ~sender~ how to build an output, so that the recipient can spend it later
13:00 mircea_popescu and in general - "innovation" on top of bitcoin is extremely risky an endeavour. the item itself is the heart of reaction ; and the notion that "nobody would dare" unwind the "developments" of usg.tards runs into the plain statement that i certainly will.
13:05 adlai sure, but there are two kinds of "unwind" here and i'm not sure which you mean. one is roughly "i will not honor a confirmed bitcoin transaction which has inputs coming from a prevout that looked like [op_hash160 <data> op_equal]", whereas the other is "no miner will honor a block containing any such transaction". the former is easy, the latter requires miner collaboration
13:05 mircea_popescu so it does.
13:07 mircea_popescu if history is any guide, i manage to gather miner support to quash "internet entrepreneurs" of the vc-aspirant variety a whole of a lot more often than the converse.
13:08 mircea_popescu which is the point here : using ANYTHING made by usg.vc.* is risky, and opens one to various liabilities downstream. including among them - that you will be unwound.
13:14 ben_vulpes "addresses" are a murky thing, i've discovered.
13:14 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553084 << thanks! but to quote, "just you wait, henry higgins. just you wait."
13:14 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 00:44 mircea_popescu: mimisbrunnr is pretty coolbool
13:14 mircea_popescu the whole interface-to-distributed-db thing is broken, not just "wallets" or "accounts"
13:17 ben_vulpes noshit
13:18 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553085 << looks fine to me, but nevertheless i'm not interested in fighting browsers over table rendering.
13:18 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 00:45 shinohai: as with links, w3m also barfs on it too
13:18 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes you could use divs...
13:18 thestringpuller http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553284 << i wonder if in the future, when the earthquake hits all this "layered innovation", if there will be business in salvaging the rubble (i.e. that spend-all NOOP shit miners are to view as 5 wheel solution)
13:18 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 17:05 adlai: sure, but there are two kinds of "unwind" here and i'm not sure which you mean. one is roughly "i will not honor a confirmed bitcoin transaction which has inputs coming from a prevout that looked like [op_hash160 <data> op_equal]", whereas the other is "no miner will honor a block containing any such transaction". the former is easy, the latter requires miner collaboration
13:19 deedbot http://deedbot.org/bundle-433006.txt
13:22 trinque http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553270 << I would buy an in-WoT RNG yesterday.
13:22 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 16:43 mircea_popescu: ^ in a shocking development, nsa actually comits to making a thing!
13:23 mircea_popescu ikr?
13:24 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu:
13:24 ben_vulpes sorry, misfire
13:36 mircea_popescu thestringpuller the problem is that it's not rubble. historically, rubble consists of chunks of cut stone, such as marble, that are intrinsically valuable. this shit is simply human filth ; there wasn't much of a business in salvaging the remains of executed camp inmates in nazi germany ; even through they went over it, burned and bone-ground them later.
13:41 shinohai ah ben_vulpes ... today it works for me! I blame a previously unknown debian gremlin
13:47 PeterL <rant> I hate these single spigot fountain beverage dispensers popping up in all the fast-food places (whoopty-doo you can have 1001 flavor combinations, I just want Coke!) so many flavors to choose from, but none of them come out right </rant>
13:48 shinohai Plus, they don't always clear the lines properly leaving you with weird flavors at time
13:48 PeterL I guess I deserve it for going to junk-food (heavy on the junk) places
13:49 trinque that shit is terrible for you anyway.
13:50 PeterL Cherry coke - good. Coke flavored with random portion of cherry syrup - bleh
13:50 PeterL yeah, I know how bad it is
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14:10 PeterL !!v 0E758089768DECACC658B03122394CCE1711DDFFA9DE31FFAC09001694057AEE
14:10 deedbot PeterL rated trinque 1 << made deedbot
14:14 PeterL !!v 709360E31CAA0B7E12E52ABA1D26BE3718E8234A6E0BD161687AED5673961BC9
14:14 deedbot PeterL rated asciilifeform 1 << the real brains around here
14:19 PeterL !!v 8B2A8DFB32D319BF6FF99D6F7EDA3DD86A3F03C8F185060EE9F9986481AAA5EA
14:19 deedbot PeterL rated mod6 1 << the real bitcoin foundation
14:20 PeterL !!v 90DA7BF1367248CCDAC6AEAF7778EEAE0DF035D0D8FF82A32FC7525930775566
14:20 deedbot PeterL rated ben_vulpes 1 << the real bitcoin foundation
14:35 * ben_vulpes waves at PeterL
14:39 mod6 PeterL: o7
14:41 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552690 << any notion of the odds on apu2 being useful for the republic, asciilifeform ?
14:41 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 15:36 asciilifeform: ACHTUNG, PANZERS! pc engines 'apu2' (the board with the intel nics - vs. 'apu1', with realtek) , turns out, is crippled, hdt probe barfs with it, the cpu is reputed to have a drm fuse set.
14:41 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: only if that amd key phuctors. or the idiocy in subj thread is finessed in some other way.
14:42 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: i won't be touching this one, not for a long while. got full hands.
14:42 PeterL is "crippled" bad in this case, or is it good in that it is easier for us to exploit for our own uses?
14:42 asciilifeform the former.
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15:50 shinohai !~later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/1trU
15:50 jhvh1 shinohai: The operation succeeded.
15:50 mircea_popescu every day PeterL migrates closer in my head to the absolute epitome of midwest.
15:51 adlai mircea_popescu: dude there is tons of 'cut stone' here. i don't expect you to visit the non-WoT p2sh.info, but i'll tl;dr for you: there are currently just over 1.8 million btc secured by the goodwill of miners, and a nested ripemd160(sha256(x)) collision
15:52 adlai this is more than satoshi's stash, and probably much easier to salvage, should miners allow it
15:53 adlai (much/all of satoshi's stash is p2pk, not p2pkh, so a secp256k1 compromise will make those pennies ripe for taking)
15:59 mircea_popescu you're confusing topics. the cut stone / non cut stone was a discussion of the "contributions" in the shape of ideas, code, etc ; not of the way they fucked up pre-existing, and unrelated to them, bitcoin
16:02 mircea_popescu anyway ; other than this, asciilifeform is broadly correct re the intended endgame of these various "innovations".
16:02 shinohai !~later tell BingoBoingo Ignore first submission and use this revised one plz http://ix.io/1ts3
16:02 jhvh1 shinohai: The operation succeeded.
16:05 adlai ok ok ok, the issue was thestringpuller's ambiguous use of "rubble", i assumed he meant the coins themselves, you're interpreting it as the 'innovations'. w/e. it's impossible to 'destroy' coins through layers such as p2sh, segwit, drivechain, etc; it just makes coins less tightly controlled, and more dependent on miner goodwill
16:06 mircea_popescu it's quite possible to destroy coins, yes.
16:06 mircea_popescu i dunno how you manage to come back to the same vomit. but it is vomit.
16:06 adlai segwit is much worse (or better!) than p2sh in this regard, aiui, you don't even need to find a preimage to spend them
16:06 shinohai !~bible 2 Peter 2:22
16:06 jhvh1 shinohai: [KJV] 2 Peter 2:22 :: But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.
16:06 adlai what exactly is vomit? please, point out.... or don't. i'm sitting out of this 'argument', have fun.
16:07 mircea_popescu very simply put : if you use usg.vc.* which * means ANYHING, then anything (which means ANYTHING!) you touch, including your own money, your own bitcoin, your own penis, wife, life, whatever - can be destroyed in the process. and probably will be.
16:07 mircea_popescu i dunno how to make it simpler than that, so there it is.
16:07 mircea_popescu adlai vomit is the notion that you can usg and survive. you can't. if you do anything whatsoever, without any exception at all, that involves them, the only endgame for you is losing it.
16:08 mircea_popescu use 3address ? you will lose your bitcoin. use prb ? you will lose your bitcoin. pick your poison, if it's theirs it's marked.
16:08 lobbes http://logs.minigame.bz/2016-10-05.log.html#t16:53:23 << and thus we can conclude that the tardstalk folk aren't even worth their weight in biodiesel. Ah well
16:08 mircea_popescu lobbes can't say i didn't try.
16:08 shinohai asciilifeform was sadly correct
16:20 PeterL http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553330 << is being "epitome of midwest" a good thing?
16:20 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 19:50 mircea_popescu: every day PeterL migrates closer in my head to the absolute epitome of midwest.
16:26 mircea_popescu i dunno. it can be or not depending what you're after.
16:26 mircea_popescu kinda how epitomy works.
16:30 mircea_popescu (speaking of which, "the rise and fall of the great powers" by kennedy is not altogether a bad book. esp. as "nobody could have predicted" in 1987)
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17:16 * asciilifeform will be operating on a pulsed, rather than continuous-wave duty cycle for next week or so, plox to pm if something is desperately broken, if you are in my l1, siren will go off, eventually will answer.
17:20 ben_vulpes bon chance!
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17:57 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes you know chance's a woman.
17:58 shinohai I love the bitch, even when she is cruel
18:01 ben_vulpes rebroadcasting from the heathens: https://cointelegraph.com/news/monero-loses-darknet-market-in-apparent-exit-scam
18:01 shinohai qntra on that incoming if BingoBoingo gets back
18:02 * mircea_popescu will wait and read teh qntra
18:02 shinohai It may in fact save your eyes from burning
18:03 mircea_popescu i believe.
18:03 BingoBoingo lulzchecking
18:05 shinohai The lulzy part is a darknet market scamming for ~100k though not impossible twas just smash and grab
18:09 deedbot http://qntra.net/2016/10/oasis-drained-while-major-monero-webwallet-languishes-offline/ << Qntra - Oasis Drained While Major Monero Webwallet Languishes Offline
18:10 mircea_popescu aww.
18:11 BingoBoingo Digging through the link-kive takes time and finess
18:11 shinohai ty BingoBoingo
18:11 ben_vulpes fwiw fluffyponzi claims web wallet is not offline
18:12 * ben_vulpes does not care, simply amused
18:12 shinohai heh it DOES appear to be up now
18:12 ben_vulpes something's returning html
18:12 mircea_popescu in other news http://67.media.tumblr.com/79a6579f8bbc0400cae64fd3fff1ee55/tumblr_ni31xj6TXp1tfytxzo1_500.gif
18:13 shinohai amazing what appearing in tabloid crypto news outlets does for your motivation
18:16 shinohai should correction be added BingoBoingo ?
18:18 trinque that is the correct amount of thigh.
18:23 mircea_popescu from the same source, "don't wrap it and tap it ; tape her and rape her."
18:25 shinohai lol
18:26 mircea_popescu apparently there's also a "bitch please, cut if before you fuck it"
18:26 mircea_popescu who knew this is such a theme
~ 25 minutes ~
18:51 BingoBoingo shinohai: corrected
18:52 shinohai ty
18:52 shinohai sorry
18:52 shinohai !~ty
18:52 jhvh1 You are very welcome Daddy
18:56 jurov !~hallelujah
18:56 jhvh1 jurov: Error: "hallelujah" is not a valid command.
18:58 ben_vulpes https://gcaptain.com/photos-show-catastrophic-damage-to-hsv-swift-following-missile-attack/ << in case anyone's curious what the littoral combat ships will look like in another decade
~ 30 minutes ~
19:29 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553099 << right you are, alfalant-in-training
19:29 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 01:05 shinohai: I think pete_dushenski mentioned it, don't quote me on that though.
19:30 pete_dushenski the high-s tx in questions is still pending to this very day.
19:30 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: nifty work on the new tool yo
19:31 pete_dushenski who knew you were so... norse
19:31 pete_dushenski you one-a those mythical blue-eyed jews ?
19:39 ben_vulpes pete_dushenski: waldorf school does strange things to a kid
19:39 ben_vulpes you should see the kid though
19:39 pete_dushenski apparently so
19:39 pete_dushenski ya ?
19:39 pete_dushenski y'know you can blog such things (unless you're still on sm)
19:40 ben_vulpes veritably golden locks
19:40 pete_dushenski bad ass
19:40 ben_vulpes you know, i'm not particularly inclined to put the kids face on my website.
19:41 ben_vulpes 'daddy blogger' i r not.
19:41 mircea_popescu and in other "faces of competence", http://66.media.tumblr.com/aab1622bf11c5840338258672c38952a/tumblr_nhtvxqWe9h1tvhieuo2_500.gif
19:41 shinohai That makes you sane.
19:42 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: not surprised
19:42 ben_vulpes odd domestic optimization posts aside.
19:43 * ben_vulpes off to don the commuter yeti
19:49 shinohai ben_vulpes: I took the liberty of linking to mimi from jhvh1 so one can quickly get page link to specified block
19:50 pete_dushenski o.O nice. what's the command ?
19:50 * pete_dushenski will update directory
19:51 shinohai !~btc.blocks 512
19:51 jhvh1 http://mimisbrunnr.cascadianhacker.com/blocks?height=512
19:51 pete_dushenski win.
19:54 shinohai guess I could change command to mimi or something, whatever works
19:54 pete_dushenski i'd suggest leaving it. it's easier to remember as-is
19:56 shinohai worx for me
19:58 mircea_popescu o nice shinohai
19:58 pete_dushenski shinohai: think you can add !~btc.blocks.raw or something to that effect with the '&raw=true' at the end of the url ?
19:58 shinohai sure
19:59 shinohai !~Alias add btc.blocks.raw echo "http://mimisbrunnr.cascadianhacker.com/blocks?height=$1&raw=true"
19:59 jhvh1 shinohai: The operation succeeded.
19:59 shinohai !~btc.blocks.raw 34
19:59 jhvh1 http://mimisbrunnr.cascadianhacker.com/blocks?height=34&raw=true
20:00 pete_dushenski sweet
20:00 shinohai good bot
20:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/by43h/?raw=true
20:00 mircea_popescu yeah that alias is teh way to go.
20:01 shinohai the Lords have spoken
20:05 pete_dushenski directory updated.
20:07 shinohai ty
20:08 shinohai I still have nfi why it isn't sending you a gpgram on Sundays I think not enough lines yet to trigger it
20:08 pete_dushenski !#s manual then automate
20:08 a111 0 results for "manual then automate", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=manual%20then%20automate
20:08 pete_dushenski or something to that effect
20:11 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553177 << jeebus that's vigorous fucking. next time use a roller coaster to pass the kidney stones. on second thought there's no way b-a has such an amenity.
20:11 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 06:16 mircea_popescu: and it loosened her calculi.
20:12 pete_dushenski http://jaoa.org/article.aspx?articleid=2557373 << roller coasters as kidney stone cure reference
20:12 shinohai mircea_popescu goes to Home Depot to pay BingoBoingo a visit: http://archive.is/FN2Ot
20:12 mircea_popescu apparently it's more the angle than the force.
20:14 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/ckib6/?raw=true .
20:15 shinohai feebs secretly arrest nsa contractor I missed that one http://archive.is/RclkQ
20:24 pete_dushenski in other spits and fliers, https://thenanfang.com/china-to-boost-airport-infrastructure-by-billions/
20:25 pete_dushenski 66 all-new airports in 5 years.
20:26 pete_dushenski and you thought the internet would kill the need for air travel. ha!
20:26 pete_dushenski bbl.
20:30 * BingoBoingo wouldn't be caught anywhere near appliances
20:31 BingoBoingo Perfectly good appliances can be had from metal dealer
20:36 BingoBoingo "The question came up after Donald Trump’s recent appearance on The Dr. Oz Show, in which it was revealed his weight and height—if his numbers are to be believed, his BMI is 30.3, which qualifies as obese." << OMG The trumpenfuher is an Obeast!
20:38 shinohai https://twitter.com/SatoshiShinohai/status/783800963719106560
~ 41 minutes ~
21:19 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5383
21:30 BingoBoingo http://www.alpharubicon.com/quippage/urbaninvisibility.htm
21:40 ben_vulpes shinohai: tight
21:41 ben_vulpes oh and pete_dushenski belated thanks!
21:51 ben_vulpes pete_dushenski: your node still running with an extraordinary number of connections?
21:52 trinque ben_vulpes: that block sexp is damned cool!
21:52 trinque nice job
21:55 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo kinda why "the butler did it" exists in the first place.
21:57 BingoBoingo Or in the recent parisian invasion and gagging, it was done to the BUTTler.
21:58 ben_vulpes trinque: thanks dood
21:59 ben_vulpes if you use that sexpr for anything automatedly, keep in mind that i will be transforming the list of transactions into an alist keyed on tx hash (aka id) once i get the db in place
22:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/kdfdo/?raw=true
22:01 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo butter lol. is it true btw she got ugly recently ?
22:01 BingoBoingo As is the way of her people after having baby she got round in less desirable places.
22:02 mircea_popescu age gets to them all...
22:02 BingoBoingo Her current bodyshape is rather similar to Hillary's. The political implications of this are unclear
22:05 mircea_popescu https://ximage.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Kim-Kardashian-pussy.jpg << from better days ; looks exactly like home!
22:07 BingoBoingo Now imagine the view being marred by a midsection "tire"
22:07 mircea_popescu ;/
22:07 * BingoBoingo breaking in new gloves by typing with them on
22:09 BingoBoingo And other fine tasks
22:11 mircea_popescu http://67.media.tumblr.com/999cc352da9580e206dc1694be5bfa89/tumblr_mykvspt9rW1symi8mo1_400.gif << eat moar plastics!
22:12 * shinohai goes back to looking at Kim's ass
~ 16 minutes ~
22:28 * asciilifeform encountered for 1st time the mega-20th-c-popsong where '... Des Edelmannes Kindelein, heia hoho, \ das schicken wir in die Höll’ hinein, heia hoho. \ Des Edelmannes Töchterlein, heia hoho, \ soll heute uns’re Buhle sein, heia hoho...' and could not help but recall mircea_popescu's 'daughter sausage' concept.
22:31 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: ayup. 68 connex when i last checked a few hours ago. yours too ?
22:38 ben_vulpes 75
22:38 ben_vulpes wat dat
22:40 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/5cham/?raw=true << possib. qntrable.
22:41 asciilifeform with mega-gold, e.g., 'Complete discovery would likely require defense counsel to obtain appropriate security clearances (which they do not possess), and appropriate facilities to be prepared and made available to the defense for review and storage of any classified materials. In anticipation of that possibility, the process of obtaining security clearances was initiated shortly after the complaint in this case was issued, to avoid d
22:41 asciilifeform elays later in the case. Obtaining the required clearances, if deemed necessary, may take weeks or months. Furthermore, if it is deemed necessary for defense counsel to review classified material, preparing and certifying appropriate facilities would also take several weeks.'
22:42 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: jews must be in season. high holidays and all that.
22:43 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: AHA, I've been looking into how to cover.
22:44 BingoBoingo I've also been looking into starting a Monsanto and marketing "Priviledge" as the banner product.
22:45 * pete_dushenski is trying new synagogue this year for first time ever. had to make move because rabbi > congregation, just as king > kommoonitee, and old joint lost rabbi because small-time.
22:46 pete_dushenski though options are awfully limited for man with goy fambly!
22:46 BingoBoingo Naturally "Priviledge" (TM)(R) is for oppressing west african warm season grasses in superior turf
22:46 ben_vulpes pete_dushenski: wat
22:46 ben_vulpes how do goyim rels figure into synagogue choice
22:47 trinque The parties are engaged in pre-indictment discovery, and exploring the possibility of resolving this matter prior to presentation of the case to a grand jury. << sounds like "swear publically that you are not a Snowden" because that will do something.
22:48 trinque they are screwed because they actually believe this concensus reality shit where "public opinion" matters and might be swayed by n+1 Snowdens.
22:48 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: orthodox and chabad don't take kindly to 'mixed' couples, leaving reform and conservative (no reconstructionists in these orclands)
22:48 BingoBoingo trinque: Nah, its the Ulbricht circle jerk again. Admit thing is yours to invoke privacy while admitting guilt
22:49 ben_vulpes well yeah, but are there really that few conservative synagogues out there?
22:50 pete_dushenski and since kid's gotta ~be~ something, and that something is a joo because there's no leg to stand on on the girl's side. and 'round here there's ~exactly~ one congregation of each sect. one.
22:52 pete_dushenski i dun think jews figure into 0.05% of pop here. and yet, the 'yud' arena is a thing (http://www.contravex.com/2016/09/22/drake-summer-sixteen-tour/#footnote_1_16519). go figure.
22:56 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553308 << um. yea. this place has standards! jeez!
22:56 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 17:48 PeterL: I guess I deserve it for going to junk-food (heavy on the junk) places
22:56 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553342 << i lolled
22:56 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 20:06 shinohai: !~bible 2 Peter 2:22
22:57 pete_dushenski is anyone else impressed by shinohai's biblical callback memory ?
22:59 trinque bible did "the pig likes it" first eh? how bout that.
22:59 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: ANy progress with your mulch guys and their landscaping business? Or did it fodl after you gave them their first job.
23:05 pete_dushenski mulch guys are still ready and willing but my properties have exceedingly little streetscape so i only need them once or twice a year
23:06 pete_dushenski afaik i'm their only client
23:07 pete_dushenski in the roman sense of the term, obv., as per http://www.contravex.com/2015/08/23/so-whats-a-client-in-the-roman-sense-of-the-term/
23:08 pete_dushenski man this tempranillo is hitting the spot
23:09 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: for the naive, what means "invoke privacy" ?
23:10 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: You know the whole warrants vs parrallel construction charade
23:11 BingoBoingo Maybe you should convert that termite bait into turf?
23:11 ben_vulpes one lol poor babby
23:16 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: termites ? this is ~siberia. what termites. there aren't even (offically) rats. lynx is more frequently spotted.
23:17 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: rite.
23:17 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: It's the principle of the thing. A lord in addition to the fief must have a small makework to demonstrate he has land he can afford neither to use for producing crops nor for composting woodchips upon.
23:19 * pete_dushenski is very, very minor lord in meatspace, or any space for that matter
23:20 BingoBoingo All the better reason to install artificially heated Zoysiagrass on your little bit of tundra
23:22 BingoBoingo Or since canada you could have your typical lush fine fescues mowed to a height of 1.75cm
23:23 pete_dushenski mmmm centimetres
23:25 BingoBoingo I mean you could take it down to 1.5cm or lower
23:26 BingoBoingo Or bentgrass prolly would work. A putting green right outside the orfice!
23:28 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo> trinque: Nah, its the Ulbricht circle jerk again. Admit thing is yours to invoke privacy while admitting guilt << that was pretty ridoinculous, i recall. "you have a choice of self-incriminating through avenue a or b ; with a as the default if you pick nothing. what's your choice ? whadda ya mean this is nonsense, that's how we pick presidents also! GREAT DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF AFRICA!"
23:28 BingoBoingo ^^
23:28 BingoBoingo Maybe it gets a special roundup plus of its own once there's more noise to nooze up
23:37 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: more of a poa annua man myself. but anything's better than bluegrass, which has to be the single most bizarre and unkind species to ever afflict the genteel sport of golf.
23:41 pete_dushenski hm. i meant bermuda didn't i. this is what happens when you semi-retire!
23:41 pete_dushenski anyways, when putting on bermuda, you have to account for the direction... of the sun! it has the funkiest grain to it.
23:44 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: reread http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/01/social-justice-lawncare-agricultural-marxism-for-the-collective-home-lawn/
23:45 BingoBoingo Also Poa Annua is a weed. Basically the winter version of crabgrass.
23:48 BingoBoingo brb, sleep
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