Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans


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00:46 deedbot http://www.contravex.com/2016/09/04/myntex-a-case-study-in-security-theatre/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Myntex: A case study in security theatre.
~ 43 minutes ~
01:30 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5164
~ 30 minutes ~
02:00 pete_dushenski "Seriously, Jeremy—this segment of my race is not worthy of succor. I agree with the three passersby that refused to help them. Indeed, I applaud the thug for abiding by the instincts that God instilled in his savage breast!
02:01 pete_dushenski "
02:01 pete_dushenski cold as ice. and delicious as ice cream.
~ 31 minutes ~
02:33 ben_vulpes in other hurrs: https://github.com/curl/curl/issues/578
~ 1 hours 10 minutes ~
03:43 thestringpuller shinohai: nah. every rave had lines of hot chicks in skimpy clothes with tons of beta males around. honestly if mircea_popescu was around he would have stolen some wives for the night.
~ 4 hours 24 minutes ~
08:07 shinohai ;;later tell mircea_popescu need a quick word on the auction when you arrive today, thx!
08:07 gribble The operation succeeded.
~ 39 minutes ~
08:47 mircea_popescu https://archive.is/pXqvt << "Last week I received an email from a dear student with a serious case of writer’s block. She’s been writing a screenplay for the last four years, and her work is almost finished. To her despair, however, she recently discovered that her very project (idea, locale, plot, and timeframe, all) was made into a film about to be released next month. I’m sure you can feel her frustration and disappo
08:47 mircea_popescu intment, just as I did."
08:48 mircea_popescu no, i fucking can't. pro tip : if your "idea" is made while you're working on it, this means you're a boring, banal schmuck. have better ideas.
08:48 mircea_popescu imagine the sort of tedium these "creative" people come up with.
~ 2 hours 1 minutes ~
10:49 mircea_popescu !~late
10:49 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Error: "late" is not a valid command.
10:49 mircea_popescu lol
10:49 mircea_popescu !~later tell shinohai nice.
10:49 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: The operation succeeded.
10:50 BingoBoingo !~ty
10:50 jhvh1 You are very welcome Daddy
10:50 mircea_popescu ok so dear all : replaced gribble with shinohai's own jhvh1 ; because it is always preferable to have person ion charge here present.
10:50 mircea_popescu feel free to test and complain.
10:50 mircea_popescu you can still use gribble in pm if you prefer, i'm not kicking it.
10:50 shinohai The Bickening: Part Deux
10:50 BingoBoingo !~bcstats
10:50 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: Current Blocks: 428415 | Current Difficulty: 2.2075590833037228E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 429407 | Next Difficulty In: 992 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 9 hours, 26 minutes, and 42 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
10:50 mircea_popescu !~help
10:50 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: (help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin. You may also want to use the 'list' command to list all available plugins and commands.
10:51 mircea_popescu !~help sex
10:51 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Error: There is no command "sex".
10:51 Framedragger ;)
10:51 Framedragger nice.
10:51 mircea_popescu !~list
10:51 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Admin, Alias, AutoMode, Bible, BitcoinData, Channel, Config, GPG, GPGExt, Google, Later, Listener, Market, MarketMonitor, MarketMonitorTicker, Misc, NickAuth, Owner, Seen, User, and Utilities
10:51 BingoBoingo !~ticker --market all --currency rmb
10:51 Framedragger that reminds me
10:51 mircea_popescu you got search ? yes ?
10:51 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: BTCChina BTCRMB last: 4068.48, vol: 117798.04190000 | Volume-weighted last average: 4068.48
10:51 Framedragger $rate scriba 3 An instance of a bot I wrote and manage. I trust it with log history, but if it becomes sentient and starts asking for money, do beware.
10:51 deedbot Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/6c97fd43-421c-41a3-bf05-828dab10ff9c/
10:52 mircea_popescu !~google pisi dot ar
10:52 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Pisi dot ar y otras temas. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2016/pisi-dot-ar-y-otras-temas/>; pisi o tar meye ke chodar golpo: <http://yials.gcylq.com/pisi-o-tar-meye-ke-chodar-golpo-183645.html>; koakjon mile masi pisi ke: <http://yials.gcylq.com/koakjon-mile-masi-pisi-ke-125203.html>
10:52 Framedragger $v 60ABEF920DBF55ADD38D19C435A2BB51C6A7AD7313F209F23A85FA91AE103B7B
10:52 deedbot Framedragger rated scriba 3 << An instance of a bot I wrote and manage. I trust it with log history, but if it becomes sentient and starts asking for money, do beware.
10:52 mircea_popescu !~translate micropenis
10:52 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: (translate <source language> [to] <target language> <text>) -- Returns <text> translated from <source language> into <target language>.
10:52 mircea_popescu !~translate EN to RU micropenis
10:52 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: микропенис
10:52 shinohai lel
10:52 mircea_popescu this in particular should be useful.
10:53 deedbot http://qntra.net/2016/09/bankrupt-hanjin-desperately-fighting-to-prevent-seizure-of-ships/ << Qntra - Bankrupt Hanjin Desperately Fighting To Prevent Seizure Of Ships
10:53 mircea_popescu !~translate RU to FR 'У меня пропали ракетные установки и лазеры. Даже те 4, которые вчера построил!!! Shocked Админ ИСПРАВЬТЕ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА...'
10:53 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: «Je suis allé lance-roquettes et lasers. 4 Même ceux qui ont construit hier !!! Shocked MEND Administrateur S'IL VOUS PLAÎT ... '
10:54 mircea_popescu close enough.
10:54 shinohai For google haters, ddg search coming soon (tm) (r)
10:55 mircea_popescu there was something else i had on gribble wish list but can'tfucking recall now wtf it was
10:55 BingoBoingo !~bait
10:55 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: Error: "bait" is not a valid command.
10:55 BingoBoingo ^
10:55 mircea_popescu nah. do the porn by hand.
10:55 shinohai got to have lazerkittens too
10:55 BingoBoingo !~roundhouse
10:55 jhvh1 And so I called the Roundhouse the Roundhouse
10:55 mircea_popescu shinohai incidentally, if you want to expand, we're still looking for someone to do the btcalpha wot visualizers ever since mike_c disappeared.
10:56 mircea_popescu ahahahah OMG
10:56 mircea_popescu !~he was in heaven
10:56 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Error: "he" is not a valid command.
10:56 mircea_popescu !~heaven
10:56 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Error: "heaven" is not a valid command.
10:56 mircea_popescu "He was in heaven and I was in hell!"
10:57 shinohai !~heaven
10:57 jhvh1 He was in heaven and I was in hell!
10:57 mircea_popescu win.
10:58 mircea_popescu trinque plox to move deedbot to !! command whenever convenient.
11:02 mircea_popescu shinohai alternatively, if you don't feel like gfxing - you can make this into its own V root. or else - you can do a logging extension to it.
11:02 mircea_popescu or for that matter all three lol.
11:02 shinohai I had actually discussed with mod6 doing V-style wot viewer with ascii graphs
11:03 shinohai bot could return simple .html file
11:03 mircea_popescu o hey. pretty cool idea.
11:03 mircea_popescu if svg weren't such bullshit this'd be pretty stupid. but as it is - i actually prefer it. but txt plox not html.
11:04 shinohai works for me
11:04 mircea_popescu oh wait. no, dun work - can't traverse without links.
11:04 mircea_popescu nevermind. html.
11:05 mircea_popescu mod6 guy that started as a tester a year ago is now qualified to the point of check him out huh!
11:09 shinohai ok mircea_popescu you ready for some lulz from theymos?
11:09 mircea_popescu sure.
11:09 shinohai RE: "Sorry, I won't accept your ads. Due to this, I view Mircea Popescu as totally unethical."
11:10 BingoBoingo LOL
11:10 mircea_popescu so good for him, let him advertise derpy "kibo lotto" or w/e the fuck until he falls over.
11:10 BingoBoingo https://archive.is/Xl8Ij << How Do Make Thermos?
11:10 BingoBoingo "One father I heard from avoided the word fat at all costs, turning even the Very Hungry Caterpillar from a “big fat” insect to a “great big” one. Another parent said she left the word alone when it was used to describe an animal but would replace it when it was used about a person. Another specifically sought out books where fat was used descriptively and without judgment since she didn’t want her child to think that the word
11:10 BingoBoingo should carry negative connotations."
11:11 shinohai $gettrust theymos
11:11 deedbot L1: 0, L2: -2 by 1 connections.
11:14 mircea_popescu kinda lulzy how wrapped up in their own alt-world teh kids become. mexican whoever "doesn't discuss business" privately. you know, business. because he;'s a businessman. because he says so. meanwhile that hardworking kunicks kid made more money hauling ore by hand the past week than the mexican made dicking around with sites in his entire career.
11:14 shinohai Amazing how economies work.
11:17 mircea_popescu and amazing how much wilful effort it takes to insulate one from 'em.
11:23 BingoBoingo $up Themakat
11:23 deedbot Themakat voiced for 30 minutes.
11:24 shinohai Nice brazzers article BingoBoingo
11:24 shinohai bwahahahaha
11:25 mircea_popescu wait wut ?
11:25 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2016/09/brazzers-hacked-800000-user-records-leaked/
11:25 deedbot http://qntra.net/2016/09/brazzers-hacked-800000-user-records-leaked/ << Qntra - Brazzers Hacked, ~800,000 User Records Leaked
11:32 mircea_popescu o lol
11:33 mircea_popescu Following a hack on an online forum run by the pop-pornographers at Brazzers << win.
11:35 trinque mircea_popescu: like so? !!up trinque
11:35 mircea_popescu yeh
11:35 trinque k
11:44 thestringpuller dam
11:44 thestringpuller Can anyone get me a Grandmaster Flash Pelle Pelle jacket?
11:48 shinohai $rate theymos -1 Thanks for wasting my time and sorry my submission didn't meet you rigorous criteria for scams http://archive.is/NoL2y
11:48 deedbot Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/d792dd65-7406-48f2-9c5f-1828e3add50b/
11:50 shinohai $v 24C4B894077A8A358AD5377F6414613D778C9B6225A57B8ACBBDEF4DA2E72AE8
11:50 deedbot shinohai rated theymos -1 << Thanks for wasting my time and sorry my submission didn't meet you rigorous criteria for scams http://archive.is/NoL2y
11:53 mircea_popescu "Roger Verified theymos refuses to advertise Trilema ; tardstalk moderators have to take a 30% pay cut this month."
11:54 shinohai ^
11:55 * mircea_popescu suspects this is going to turn into one of those typically maqruardt things where "the auction fees go to pay moderators" if anyone asks, except you know. not really.
11:55 trinque !!google test
11:55 jhvh1 trinque: Error: "!google" is not a valid command.
11:55 deedbot http://www.speedtest.net/ << Speedtest.net by Ookla - The Global Broadband Speed Test | https://www.test.com/ << Platform to Create Organizational Testing and Certifications | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test << Test - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
11:55 mircea_popescu uhhh
11:55 mircea_popescu shinohai what did you doo!
11:55 shinohai one sec
11:56 trinque alrighty, that's done.
11:56 mircea_popescu nice.
11:58 BingoBoingo shinohai: Pls to submit explanation for to explain publically
11:58 BingoBoingo brb.
11:59 trinque !!help
11:59 deedbot http://deedbot.org/help.html
11:59 trinque ^ updated
11:59 * deedbot hands you a broomstick.
11:59 trinque lolwat
11:59 mircea_popescu ^ hola ?
11:59 * deedbot hands you a broomstick.
11:59 mircea_popescu %hurr
11:59 mircea_popescu #hurr
11:59 mircea_popescu $hurr
11:59 BingoBoingo >durr
11:59 mircea_popescu >hurr
11:59 mircea_popescu !hurr
11:59 mircea_popescu !!hurr
11:59 mircea_popescu !~hurr
11:59 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Error: "hurr" is not a valid command.
11:59 mircea_popescu win.
11:59 trinque I know what it is
11:59 * deedbot hands you a broomstick.
12:00 trinque one sec
12:01 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> win. << Nah, should return "And I called the hurr the hurr" this way all eggogs are handled by "Artificial Elliot"
12:01 BingoBoingo brb
12:01 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo wait, wait, you're going to feature me on qntra ? so that i get more traffic than via tardstalk, and for free ? instead of you know, distributing bitcoins in the luzerdom ?
12:01 mircea_popescu THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME
12:01 mircea_popescu those sly, sly fuckers! oh how it stings!
12:01 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well, if shinohai submits piece
12:01 BingoBoingo brb
12:02 shinohai hmmmm ....
12:02 mircea_popescu where's that "you can't win" seinfeld scene
12:02 shinohai See but if *you* write article BingoBoingo it won't appear I have bias
12:03 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlIMmuMQozc
12:03 trinque I now test whether single character first words choke the bot.
12:03 trinque yay
12:03 shinohai !halp
12:03 trinque !!google seinfeld you can't win
12:03 deedbot http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheRevenge.htm << Seinfeld Scripts - The Revenge | http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/seinfeld-the-ryethe-caddy-61400 << “The Rye”/“The Caddy” · Seinfeld · TV Review Seinfeld: “The Rye ... | http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheStockTip.htm << Seinfeld Scripts - The Stock Tip
12:05 mircea_popescu shinohai what exactly is your bias ? you're making money on this or something ?
12:07 mircea_popescu "i met this asshole on irc and i'm biased because hey, totally, this is a thing, asshole-from-irc bias. you know, just like with relatives, except not."
12:09 shinohai Perhaps you are right, I was worried it may come out sounding biased.
12:09 * shinohai signs up for remedial journalistic ethics class
12:09 mircea_popescu entirely your call, but conceptually i dun see the basis for this bias.
12:11 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: do you have any trilema's about girls and daddy issues?
12:11 mircea_popescu i mean, writing for qntra pays shares, but it's by length not by content ; you played auction agent on tardstalk for me for free, at least according to my papers. it's true that i asked you to, but then again it's also true submit box asked you to not exceed 5k chars or w/e. maybe you're biased in favour of it!
12:12 mircea_popescu !~giggle girls and daddy issues
12:12 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Error: "giggle" is not a valid command.
12:12 mircea_popescu turns out not thestringpuller !
12:13 shinohai Auction agent was for glory of the republic
12:14 mircea_popescu or greater lulz, as it turns out.
12:14 mircea_popescu FTGG&LOTR. for the great glory & lulz of the republic.
12:20 Framedragger could someone voice scriba temporarily please?
12:21 Framedragger mircea_popescu: ^
12:21 mircea_popescu $up scriba
12:21 mircea_popescu lol
12:21 mircea_popescu !!up scriba
12:21 deedbot scriba voiced for 30 minutes.
12:21 mircea_popescu does it need voice ? what does it do ?
12:21 Framedragger testing http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160829/from:3/to:3#3 testing
12:21 scriba [00:23:10] <BingoBoingo> Dd you spray first or cut first? Because if cut first you are doing it wrong.
12:21 mircea_popescu excellent.
12:21 Framedragger it cites log lines. needs to be polished. that's all i wanted to test for now.
12:22 Framedragger i need to take it off because i want to finish reading the main bot's source - don't trust it yet. this will be completed real soon now. (tm)
12:22 mircea_popescu np
12:22 mircea_popescu !~heaven
12:22 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Error: "heaven" is not a valid command.
12:22 Framedragger :D
12:22 mircea_popescu scam
12:23 * Framedragger off for beer, back in rainy island. (btw visted edinburgh yesterday - botanic gardens etc - nice town, nice town...)
12:23 mircea_popescu just don't be caught there in november.
12:23 Framedragger hah! weather?
12:23 mircea_popescu myeah, great suicide weather.
12:24 Framedragger word..
12:24 Framedragger right, ttyl.
12:25 Framedragger [oh, and there's an off-by-one error in the bot - ahem. will fix]
12:26 shinohai Ok mircea_popescu I open the tardstalk message in firefox, and this is the reason theymos considers you "unethical" http://trilema.com/2015/theres-a-one-bitcoin-reward-for-the-death-of-pieter-wuille-details-below/
12:26 * shinohai did not see this link before
12:27 mircea_popescu o hey, the plot thickenz.
12:27 thestringpuller at some point sipa will fake his own death and collect the reward when he goes broke
12:27 mircea_popescu honestly i was just going to add rotation, http://trilema.com/?r=tardstalk
12:28 mircea_popescu maybe make a special one for the tits article, tho whatevs.
12:29 mircea_popescu but anyway - so the guy doesn't like trilema. not a crime.
12:29 mircea_popescu also not much of a qntra story.
12:35 shinohai Oh well, onward and upward
~ 1 hours 15 minutes ~
13:50 shinohai !~later tell jurov Can you check and see if I borked my latest order upon your return? thx
13:50 jhvh1 shinohai: The operation succeeded.
13:52 trinque ^ neat
13:57 ben_vulpes standby 5, doing some work on the paster
14:00 ben_vulpes !!up
14:00 deedbot Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/oiv1h/?raw=true
14:00 ben_vulpes !!v 20832135E6975F34517D5DE94717CBDA14E70D2868598A281A9ADC0942EFCC64
14:00 deedbot You are now voiced in #trilema
14:01 ben_vulpes have at
14:01 mircea_popescu !!key ben_vulpes
14:01 deedbot http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/rtm34/?raw=true
14:02 mircea_popescu Nothing found at that URL.
14:02 ben_vulpes dns probably hasn't propagated to you
14:02 mircea_popescu my dns never propagates, remember ?
14:03 ben_vulpes ah
14:03 ben_vulpes 216.151.13.77 then
14:03 ben_vulpes huh
14:03 mircea_popescu shinohai would you consider adding something like !~bash curl http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/rtm34/?raw=true | cut -d " " -f 3- | head -c 712 ?
14:04 mircea_popescu with the understanding that whosoever fucks up the box gets fined for it.
14:05 shinohai Lemme look into that. shinohai fines can be worse than beheading tho.
14:05 mircea_popescu limit it to l2, if they don't pay they get unl2'd at the very least.
14:11 danielpbarron !~bible matthew 22:21
14:11 jhvh1 danielpbarron: [KJV] Matthew 22:21 :: They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.
14:14 trinque I should've known, bot with the tetragrammaton as nick...
14:15 shinohai lol, I thought danielpbarron would be offended when it first appeared.
14:17 trinque shinohai: what you mean for evil danielpbarron uses for good
14:18 shinohai I meant no evil though, just a church of subgenius reference to all-seeing jhvh1
14:19 * trinque made a bible joke, will now listen to metal to cleanse his soul
14:21 mircea_popescu in other "harem fun and games", here's a little bit of sport : girl, naked, on her belly, on bed, such that her ass is more or less on the edge. you grab hold of her ankles. if you can't properly hold her ankles, grow better fingers / send the peasants back to farming and start over.
14:22 mircea_popescu now so arranged : her job is to get out of the spot ; and you don't let her.
14:22 mircea_popescu see who gives out first. fucking afterwards optional.
~ 48 minutes ~
15:10 mircea_popescu !!up GoldBoriska
15:10 deedbot GoldBoriska voiced for 30 minutes.
15:11 mircea_popescu !~bible sjw 6:66
15:11 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
15:11 mircea_popescu !~bible 6:66
15:11 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
15:11 mircea_popescu !~bible alex 6:66
15:11 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
15:12 mircea_popescu !~bible candi 13:37
15:12 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
15:12 mircea_popescu i must be doing something wrong
15:12 shinohai lol
15:13 mircea_popescu !~help bible
15:13 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: (bible [--version akjv|asv|douayrheims|kjv|web|ylt] <passage>) -- Returns text from specified Bible transation matching search parameters. Ex: Job 3:14, Acts 3:17-4:2, Amos 7; Psa 119:4-16, Acts 15:1-5, 10, 15 By default, will consult KJV version. Use --version to utilize a different translation.
15:13 mircea_popescu !~bible KJV 13:37
15:13 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
15:13 mircea_popescu !~bible KJV 6:66
15:13 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: ERROR: Failed to load/parse the verse or page. Check your syntax.
15:13 mircea_popescu fail.
15:13 shinohai !~bible Rev. 21:4
15:13 jhvh1 shinohai: [KJV] Revelation 21:4 :: And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
15:13 GoldBoriska hello
15:13 mircea_popescu hola
15:14 GoldBoriska i have wrong when register rpg key
15:14 mircea_popescu do it here let's see
15:14 GoldBoriska why
15:14 GoldBoriska here
15:15 mircea_popescu so we can see what is going wrong.
15:16 GoldBoriska like this Import failed for A28D33C4DDC87533BA1A9EE53DDAB37948261874.
15:16 GoldBoriska it is not my key it is example
15:16 mircea_popescu possibly hasn't propagated yet. try again in half hour.
15:16 deedbot http://trilema.com/2016/the-story-of-two-boys/ << Trilema - The story of two boys
15:17 shinohai 99% of time, they skip the part where you are supposed to upload key to server.
15:19 GoldBoriska how much does mellow ads pay for one pageview
15:19 mircea_popescu incidentally trinque since deedbot is keeping its own set anyway, can there be register pastebin_link as well ?
15:20 mircea_popescu apparently 4 satoshi
15:22 trinque certainly can
15:22 mircea_popescu no need to force people to sks ; not like we're supporting the kochabomination
15:26 GoldBoriska sorry but how much does mellow ads pay for one click
15:26 shinohai !~sks
15:26 jhvh1 Go back to sucking off Hanno Bock and leave me alone!
15:26 mircea_popescu apparently 1k satoshi. not that any of this matters - from what i hear they went under. why do you ask GoldBoriska ?
15:27 GoldBoriska i gonna make faucet site
15:27 mircea_popescu lord have mercy.
15:27 trinque lel
15:28 GoldBoriska i am thinking what are the best ads
15:29 mircea_popescu you're wasting your time. do something useful.
15:29 GoldBoriska i heard mellow ads is top best network
15:29 GoldBoriska why waste
15:30 mircea_popescu because "online advertising" is a fucking stupid idea ?
15:32 shinohai Have you made an entire bitcent from these ads yet GoldBoriska ?
15:33 GoldBoriska i havent any ads
15:33 mircea_popescu GoldBoriska do you have any tits ?
15:34 shinohai !~tits
15:34 jhvh1 http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/
15:34 mircea_popescu haha nice.
15:34 GoldBoriska i have any pennis lol
15:35 mircea_popescu figures.
15:35 GoldBoriska wow fap time
15:37 mircea_popescu !!key Pawkevic
15:37 deedbot http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/61w8n/?raw=true
15:37 GoldBoriska popescu sounds like on my native languge like a pennis lol
15:38 mircea_popescu !~translate RO to RU popescu
15:38 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Попеску
15:39 GoldBoriska пиписко
15:54 jurov mircea_popescu: pls to mpex
15:54 mircea_popescu presently.
15:59 ben_vulpes openbsd plot bickens with the inclusion of llvm: https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-cvs&m=147294297501630&w=2
16:10 mircea_popescu is this good for gnucoin ?
16:12 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> mod6 guy that started as a tester a year ago is now qualified to the point of check him out huh! << yeah! pretty helpful over the last year to have a dedicated individual such as shinohai to help specifically test. and yeah! seems to be a handy bot mechanic.
16:12 mod6 one thing that's pretty nice, is that he seems to be readily available when I've got something to test
16:12 mircea_popescu cool huh.
16:13 mod6 results within a day or so, which is very very helpful.
16:13 mod6 indeed, Sir.
16:13 shinohai o7 mod6
16:13 mod6 :]
16:14 trinque anybody have a real critique of llvm/clang aside "is more clearly written, has API for hooking in tools, and is therefore evil?"
16:15 mod6 i think alf has said a number of things about it in the logs.
16:15 trinque I've seen all the threads.
16:17 mod6 alf would you be willing to write up a critque/review of llvm/clang in your blog -- something that rounds up the previously stated?
16:18 trinque http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-20#1485758 << this kind of thing.
16:18 a111 Logged on 2016-06-20 18:35 asciilifeform: Framedragger: because it is a political instrument of the enemy.
16:18 trinque and RMS is an ally? looks like a communist to me.
16:19 mod6 well, this, of course. comes from shitgnomes, et. al.
16:20 mod6 maybe i should have said "technical critque". anyway, he probably doesn't have the time. i'd hate to distract him from the one big project he's working.
16:20 mod6 on
16:20 mircea_popescu trinque i never used it.
16:20 mod6 maybe review should be left as an exercise for us all
16:21 trinque seems technically excellent and the only criticism has been "apple made it" of which, nazis made this and that modern medicine, what
16:23 mircea_popescu i think the whole discussion there was moreover political, in the sense of ecosystem struggles.
16:23 mod6 that seems more like a condemnation to me. they make a lot of things that "work". what of it?
16:23 mod6 fact remains, i couldn't trust it, any farther than I could throw it.
16:24 trinque and you trust gcc?
16:24 mod6 tmsr will probably, eventually, have to write its own translater/compiler.
16:24 mod6 <+trinque> and you trust gcc? << lol. f no.
16:24 mod6 but better the devil you know...
16:25 mircea_popescu but you don't know it.
16:25 mircea_popescu no one does.
16:25 trinque aha.
16:25 trinque it is undecidable which is better aside having read and understood both
16:25 mircea_popescu well, "better". a comparator being defiend first would also help.
16:26 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> but you don't know it. <+mircea_popescu> no one does. << indeed, Sir.
16:26 mod6 it's just what we currently are shackled with. chains will be broken.
16:27 trinque to ben_vulpes link, it does not diminish my regard for openbsd that it is moving towards llvm. considering solely the political aspect, they've previously used their own old (and maintained) fork of gcc.
16:28 mod6 not that I'm saying "i'm going to write a tmsr compiler this year."; however, seeing the need for this years ago, having one written by us that we can trust, is a worthwhile project. i've taken steps in this direction by doing some very much required reading on the subject.
16:28 mod6 So again, eventually.
16:28 trinque I would not be surprised if they forked llvm if they ever needed.
16:32 mircea_popescu possibru
16:33 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-05#1534601 << freebsd did same, and at the same time removed ~all~ entropy from rng. and distributed this crock of shit for year+.
16:33 a111 Logged on 2016-09-05 20:27 trinque: to ben_vulpes link, it does not diminish my regard for openbsd that it is moving towards llvm. considering solely the political aspect, they've previously used their own old (and maintained) fork of gcc.
16:34 mircea_popescu and it cost them their head, pretty much
16:34 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-05#1534586 << ~maintains~ it. for own ends.
16:34 a111 Logged on 2016-09-05 20:21 trinque: seems technically excellent and the only criticism has been "apple made it" of which, nazis made this and that modern medicine, what
16:34 asciilifeform understand the difference.
16:34 trinque idiot can injure himself with whatever he wants
16:34 trinque this is not an argument
16:35 asciilifeform llvm is a work of evil and i will actively avoid any project that rests on it.
16:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform his idea is that any software is made of discrete software-states, and if he doesn't like something definite later on he just freezes and forks.
16:35 mircea_popescu how does work rest on the compiler ?
16:36 trinque asciilifeform: also not a damned argument! obviously I cannot reason about "work of evil"!
16:36 asciilifeform aha lel you're gonna freezes it with 0 support for non-x86/arm, and sans ada?
16:36 trinque point isn't "llvm is good"
16:36 asciilifeform have fun
16:36 asciilifeform it is a work of evil, what.
16:37 trinque I would go to church if I wanted to make decisions based on that kind of argument.
16:37 mircea_popescu evil is not actually a theological category.
16:37 asciilifeform we had the thread.
16:37 asciilifeform work on llvm helps hitler more than it helps us.
16:37 asciilifeform i have 0 interest in using or improving facebook, either.
16:38 mod6 help africa, give them fb!
16:39 trinque mircea_popescu: "drugs are bad mkay" form of argument I mean.
16:40 asciilifeform the last thread had a quite complete summary of the history.
16:40 trinque asciilifeform: I could as easily say this whole "free software" thing ruined the industry and start from *there*
16:40 asciilifeform trinque: but that's idiotic.
16:41 asciilifeform it was, and remains, the only escape hatch from microshit.
16:41 trinque it may very well have reduced the market price of building software to *below* what could sustain actual software companies
16:41 trinque and in this, GNUshit is an ally of Microshit
16:42 asciilifeform trinque: the market value of programmer was doomed to zero.
16:42 asciilifeform long ago.
16:42 mircea_popescu this much is not so.
16:42 asciilifeform would have happened sooner yet without microshit.
16:42 mircea_popescu observe that even whores manage to extract > 0.
16:43 mircea_popescu it never happened for it to reach 0 ; nor ever will.
16:43 asciilifeform software stays written.
16:43 mircea_popescu and tits stay seen.
16:44 mod6 haha
16:44 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-05#1534602 << i am not convinced that this is possible.
16:44 a111 Logged on 2016-09-05 20:28 mod6: not that I'm saying "i'm going to write a tmsr compiler this year."; however, seeing the need for this years ago, having one written by us that we can trust, is a worthwhile project. i've taken steps in this direction by doing some very much required reading on the subject.
16:45 asciilifeform c++ does not fit in head.
16:45 asciilifeform do you own a copy of the standard? obtain one and see.
16:45 mircea_popescu the problem here (as well as above, with llvm) is that without the strongarm to kill sipa / force obedience from hardware vendors etc, you will never be able to make a compiler that works
16:45 mircea_popescu for a definition of "works" you'd accept today
16:45 asciilifeform this also
16:45 mircea_popescu which is how i interpreted your "freeze it ? pshaw!"
16:46 asciilifeform but i am speaking of fundamental problem with the language.
16:46 mircea_popescu this also.
16:46 asciilifeform and so, the only remaining pill is ~age~
16:46 asciilifeform gcc is old.
16:46 mod6 hm.
16:46 mircea_popescu but in this sense, merely writing c code is the sin ; compiling it in the nazi flavour of socialism or in the soviet flavour of socialism, llvm vs gcc, is sort-of like, what flowers to leave on the raped body, roses or tulips.
16:47 trinque very much this.
16:48 mod6 This sort of leads us back to the original question: to Ada, or not to Ada.
16:48 mircea_popescu or maybe lisp
16:48 mircea_popescu or maybe who the fuck knows.
16:48 asciilifeform there is no lispm.
16:48 mircea_popescu tgere is no adam either.
16:48 asciilifeform all else has c in the mix.
16:48 trinque coupla forth-a-trons about
16:50 mircea_popescu but the worst part about all this, and the true reason i'm inert on the topic, is this : the situation is evidently unhinged, and changing much faster than the sort of process which is involved in making a software stack, compiler kernel et all.
16:50 trinque asciilifeform: lemme restate that the "stuckness by sheer mass, age, etc" of gcc brings to mind a giant's dead body that, before it decomposes, maybe serves as shelter or warmth
16:50 asciilifeform unhinged?
16:50 mod6 i agree mircea_popescu
16:50 mircea_popescu even if i could spend a million engineer hours a second, brought from another galaxy, i would not commit them to making me a sane compiler+kernel by friday.
16:50 mircea_popescu BECAUSE in another three years we'll have to redo it.
16:50 mircea_popescu asciilifeform as in, unanchored.
16:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: without ability to make hardware, we have exercise in polishing brass on the titanic.
16:51 mod6 ^
16:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the thing here, which of course isn't visible from english, because anglopress is made by niggers and retards, and so forth :
16:52 asciilifeform i came to this conclusion years ago. the hard way.
16:52 mircea_popescu chinese world infrastructure is in flux right now, and with humongo changes afoot
16:52 mircea_popescu it's pretty impossible to make predictions of the scale required here.
16:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i see 0 signs of demicroshitification in china.
16:52 asciilifeform it is as hidebound as ru in that respect.
16:53 asciilifeform 'What, abandon warez?!'
16:53 mircea_popescu how would you see anything in china ?
16:53 asciilifeform it leaks into ru sphere
16:53 asciilifeform to limited degree.
16:53 mircea_popescu what the ru understand, leaks. what not, not.
16:54 asciilifeform there is also the fact that making wholly new arch , on new model of computation, is lunacy, of the precise kind that no respectable confucian would contemplate.
16:55 mircea_popescu these are micro considerations.
16:55 asciilifeform maybe in another 500 yrs.
16:55 mircea_popescu the macro problems is that it's not altogether clear which side of what will end up facing where.
16:55 mod6 well, they probably don't need a new model of computation.
16:55 mod6 they just need to stab "wintel"
16:55 asciilifeform mod6: they love wintel.
16:56 mod6 i very much doubt this is their long term strategy.
16:56 mircea_popescu mod6 they actually have multiple discernible alt models. one we even discussed in logs, ifyou recall. alf, much in character, hated it etc.
16:56 mircea_popescu it's just that little meaningful can be said about any of them. and im sure not a complete lsit.
16:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the license-built arm?
16:56 asciilifeform mega-snore
16:56 mod6 ya. but alas, not a different computational model; just new hardware. non-usg shit.
16:56 mircea_popescu right.
16:57 trinque loongson is there if usg.intel fails
16:57 mircea_popescu anyway. point being the situation's windy rather than calm.
16:57 trinque not as fast yet, but who cares?
16:57 asciilifeform trinque: it is unobtainable. like elbrus.
16:57 asciilifeform is elbrus 'also there' ?
16:57 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> anyway. point being the situation's windy rather than calm. << agreed.
16:57 asciilifeform and both are straight cribs of western designs.
16:57 mircea_popescu trinque the big state secret here, and the problem the chinese are spedning about five trillion over twenty years to solve is
16:58 mircea_popescu that they want to pilot ten billion rockets in flight over their geosphere.
16:58 mircea_popescu this is a project roughly of the style that created the us bomber command after ww2 victory.
16:58 asciilifeform i will point out that if their solution involves c machine, that's five wasted trillion.
16:58 mircea_popescu china can't waste.
16:58 asciilifeform typical asian tunnel vision.
16:58 trinque mircea_popescu: iirc you discussed this area denial strategy a year or two ago
16:59 mircea_popescu trinque i discussed all sorts of things ; including "buy a boat" about a month before the world was "shocked" by a certain bankruptcy. not that anyone notices, to my eternal amusement.
16:59 trinque lol
16:59 shinohai " Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later. " <<< perhaps theymos should reconsider taking you ad revenue in order to buy functioning servers.
17:00 asciilifeform again who the fuck needs a rustbucket that costs a dollar per metre to move??!
17:00 trinque asciilifeform: god does not deduct points for cribbing, ftr. see: mongols
17:00 trinque that thread too was "already had"
17:00 mircea_popescu anyway. it's evident that the cray which the us used (ie, max centralization) doesn't work for this. arguably it didn't even work for the us, in 1950. it's vaguely clear that per-rocket chips as currently used (ie, max decentralization) also doesn't work - for obvious computational reasons.
17:00 asciilifeform trinque: crib the goods, crib the bugs and boobietraps.
17:00 mircea_popescu whether they find a real root in between these or not is up in the air.
17:01 asciilifeform trinque: who cribs, has not ~understood~.
17:01 mircea_popescu shinohai database not needed when one has "ethics".
17:01 mod6 ah, mircea_popescu, maybe i'm wrong then; in that sense of "models"
17:01 trinque asciilifeform: I do not claim to know, but hesitate to say the major industrial powerhouse of earth lacks understanding of what it does.
17:01 mircea_popescu it's usually a safe bet.
17:02 mircea_popescu i can't think of one historical example where they did.
17:02 asciilifeform trinque: c machine is physically incompatible with understood software stack.
17:02 asciilifeform trinque: if you disagree, you are welcome to demonstrate to me how , e.g., openssl 5.2 produced the recently broken keys
17:03 asciilifeform or show me all of the overflows in linux kernel, and mathematically demonstrate that there are no others.
17:03 mircea_popescu or bake him a pie.
17:03 * trinque invents the universe
17:04 asciilifeform at any rate i have entire www devoted to subj.
17:04 asciilifeform afaik the ~only~ such www
17:04 asciilifeform and if you have not read and understood every single page on it, you are unfit to even contemplate subj.
17:04 mircea_popescu lol simmar down alfie.
17:04 trinque I am not easily moved by feelings.
17:05 asciilifeform but apparently easily moved by crapple's free candy?
17:05 mircea_popescu you know, some little girls actually enjoy the penis.
17:05 trinque the claim that china cannot do anything involving what's currently understood as "computing" is not nearly the same one as "can create asciilifeform's personally designed diamondputer"
17:05 asciilifeform and the might of the asian anthill ?
17:07 trinque GNU's political philosophy is exactly communism.
17:07 trinque since we're bouncing everywhere at once.
17:08 asciilifeform trinque: their bureaucrats sit on winblows. just like in ru or usa. or were you thinking of 'meta-china' hidden beneath the sea somewhere..?
17:08 trinque ahahaha so china cannot meta!
17:08 trinque only nsa
17:09 mircea_popescu lol ima go watch soutpark.
17:09 asciilifeform i have nfi, trinque , but 'read and understood the complete c stack' is a proposition on the scale of 'built undersea cities and no one noticed.'
17:09 trinque nobody said this once.
17:09 mircea_popescu speaking of which : one of their latest episodes was sheer genius. they completely deconstructed the sjw + advertising bullshit. and their conclusion ? you know what it was ? WE WILL HAVE TO DO A BETTER SJW!!!!
17:09 trinque only "will not need usg for anything"
17:09 mircea_popescu i fucking kid you not.
17:09 mircea_popescu i nearly fell down
17:10 * trinque will have to watch.
17:10 mod6 same
17:10 mircea_popescu defo. must watch.
17:10 mircea_popescu incredible example of "smarts don't help the castrated"
17:12 phf hmm, just returned into civilization. so before leaving for my vacation i replaced the bot with trinque's reconnecting version, i haven't touched the server since, so obviously reconnecting worked. for 29th specifically i see a flooding spike of bogus http request, which presumably saturated the digitalocean connection, because ping/pongs were still going through, until only pings were being sent, until bot would timed out. then it
17:12 phf attempted to connect for the duration of attack, which in turn timed out for the rest of the day. i'm not sure how i could've mitigated this attack, short of running bot and web on separate machines, with bot's ip hidden.
17:13 phf i'm sorry for failing, whoever put this nailgun in my bed, congratulations. there were no similar spikes in the past, and the attack happened precisely on the day i left for vacation, which was publicly known. given the swift and strong reaction i'm not quiet sure i'm even welcome on the channel anymore, which sucks.
17:14 trinque after it went away for a while I did a wget -R on the www as a backup, hoping the www wouldn't also disappear.
17:15 trinque that actually ended up bringing the bot back, then was bouncing on/off, so I slowed the crawl
17:15 * asciilifeform welcomes phf back
17:17 * shinohai waves to phf, hopes he enjoyed vacation.
17:17 phf trinque: i think that the timing is just overlapping, i'll have to grep for you wget's specifically, but the day is basically an endless stream of /log/2016-05-22&docid=nDn56WVkvV-86M&tbnid=wQqrCY5i08s2qM:&w=245&h=244&hl=en-US&source=sh/x/im and /log/?date=01-05-2014%27%20or%20(1,2)=(select*from(select%20name_const(CHAR(111,108,111,108,111,115,104,101,114),1),name_const(CHAR(111,108,111,108,111,115,104,101,114),1))a)%20--%20%27x%27=%27x
17:17 trinque ah, someone's dicking you for sql injection
17:19 diana_coman !!v 63BCBF85AEBECBA84E6539E0984DC1FF79BF6F51CF12651E1E5F88F15B95BCDE
17:19 deedbot diana_coman rated phf 2 << Only known fault so far is making public the day he leaves for vacations.
17:19 phf right, second one, don't know what first one is. maybe it's metasploit doing fuzzing? i took two representative examples though
17:20 phf diana_coman: thank you
17:22 trinque !!rated phf
17:22 deedbot trinque rated phf 2 at 2016/02/09 09:32:36 << provided example CL code for next deedbot, made excellent v-patch viewer, intelligent fellow
17:24 phf ha, well, so far i've ensured that http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-30#1531824
17:24 a111 Logged on 2016-08-30 13:49 mircea_popescu: the republican experience with lisp to date is very sorry indeed.
17:24 trinque cmucl!1!
17:27 phf that is fair, but i'm not yet sure if it was cmucl networking stack not keeping up, or digitalocean being saturated. in either case it could've been brought down by increasing the number of attacking bots.
17:27 shinohai !!rate diana_coman 1 Eulora sorcery, I bow to your greatness.
17:27 deedbot Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/h80de/?raw=true
17:28 shinohai $v C02DB3894AE08B7AAC411C1DAFFFCCE7F1DAAFF63A113987B91C63E4AB87DB67
17:29 shinohai bah
17:29 shinohai !!v C02DB3894AE08B7AAC411C1DAFFFCCE7F1DAAFF63A113987B91C63E4AB87DB67
17:29 deedbot shinohai rated diana_coman 1 << Eulora sorcery, I bow to your greatness.
17:35 diana_coman ha! welcome shinohai to the mess of planeshift legacy code
17:35 shinohai I won't lie, it has made me reach for the excederin already.
~ 3 hours 56 minutes ~
21:32 BingoBoingo <shinohai> lol, I thought danielpbarron would be offended when it first appeared. << BingoBoingo is offended the Good Book is in, but the Big book is out... Perhaps add !~step and !~tradition
21:33 shinohai I still need to do that special help message
21:36 BingoBoingo <ben_vulpes> openbsd plot bickens with the inclusion of llvm: https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-cvs&m=147294297501630&w=2 << Supposedly they wanted it for a while to make Graphix wurk, but who knows anymore how far it will be taken now that it made the CD cut
~ 17 minutes ~
21:54 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> but in this sense, merely writing c code is the sin ; compiling it in the nazi flavour of socialism or in the soviet flavour of socialism, llvm vs gcc, is sort-of like, what flowers to leave on the raped body, roses or tulips. << Kalanchoe!
~ 56 minutes ~
22:51 BingoBoingo <Framedragger> it cites log lines. needs to be polished. that's all i wanted to test for now. << Excellent line to test. Many people got the order of the spraying and the cutting wrong to their loss.
22:58 trinque phf: bot being diddled again?
23:00 mod6 is there a way to search the logs from one of these bot?
23:00 mod6 *bots
23:00 mod6 nevermind
~ 19 minutes ~
23:20 pete_dushenski https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/05/calais-residents-protest-jungle-refugee-camp-not-racist-problem-getting-worse << lorry drivers vs. the monkeys in al-paris : the grudge match continues.
23:21 pete_dushenski hey wd shinohai! spiffy bottery.
23:25 pete_dushenski bible and translate are welcome additions. never know when those might come in handy.
23:33 pete_dushenski http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160906/from:45/to:45#45 << why wouldn't you still be welcome ? i dunno if i've been skimming the logs too lightly but i don't recall a part where mp said that having bots/services go down/be replaced meant out-and-out excommunication. afaik mike_c, for example, is still welcome.
23:40 pete_dushenski that being said, a clearer explanation (if there is one) would make a solid trilema piece. there might not be a formula for this process in these early days of the republic, but i'm not one to underestimate mp's fertile mind.
23:51 danielpbarron http://btcbase.org/log/2014-05-19#681658 << related
23:51 a111 Logged on 2014-05-19 09:35 mircea_popescu: in a world created of tailored punishment and precision strikes, the incentive is for the bullshit you see.
23:56 pete_dushenski https://youtu.be/oaF_NwVbIgo?t=1h2m37s << also related if you're a 'criminal alien' stateside. watch out come november.
23:57 pete_dushenski danielpbarron: quite so.
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