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00:00 deedbot [Qntra] First US Cop Faces Terrorism Charges, Crime: Buying Gift Cards - http://qntra.net/2016/08/first-us-cop-faces-terrorism-charges-crime-buying-gift-cards/
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00:44 deedbot [Qntra] Woman's Facebook Account Suspended During Fatal Standoff - http://qntra.net/2016/08/womans-facebook-account-suspended-during-fatal-standoff/
00:47 BingoBoingo https://i.imgur.com/3kNm1QY.jpg
00:50 ben_vulpes heh.
00:51 ben_vulpes i'll probably be cursed with the opposite.
00:51 ben_vulpes either that or a totally staid gay lawyer
00:56 mircea_popescu eh, i wouldn't be too worried. by now most of "the crowd" is made out of washed outs who thought at some point they were somebody.
00:56 mircea_popescu craig wright will fit right in.
01:00 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all --currency rmb
01:00 gribble BTCChina BTCRMB last: 3780.76, vol: 232369.92330000 | Volume-weighted last average: 3780.76
01:02 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514235 << not bad.
01:02 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 04:00 deedbot: [Qntra] First US Cop Faces Terrorism Charges, Crime: Buying Gift Cards - http://qntra.net/2016/08/first-us-cop-faces-terrorism-charges-crime-buying-gift-cards/
01:03 BingoBoingo ty
01:06 BingoBoingo Just remember to save the gay whales in Darfur-finex
01:07 mircea_popescu heh
01:08 mircea_popescu actually i'm doing a large-ish project whereby various bullshit "countries" leak their civil records (ie, names, ssi, taxids, address etc) of their whole population ; which then gets searched in fb db.
01:08 mircea_popescu guess what ? less than 10% of people alive actually have a fb.
01:10 mircea_popescu actually. less than 10% of people alive EVER HAD a fb. less than 10% of THOSE touched it in the past year.
01:10 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: why did you burn out udev?
01:10 mircea_popescu i wonder if any of the derpy investors ever did any sort of dd whatsoever.
01:11 BingoBoingo At a time it had users, could do recon by scoping out a persons facebook page. Now... none of the kids have them anymore.
01:11 mircea_popescu "could recon", for as long as you stayed within certain demos
01:11 mircea_popescu which are demographically irrelevant.
01:12 BingoBoingo Well back when still did, needs were modest.
01:14 phf oh ffs larse magne nuked gmane after all
01:14 mircea_popescu did i miss some drama ?
01:16 phf not really drama as such, oldfag bailed, took his project down with him, project being gmane an old repository of mailing lists (and an ntp<->mailing list proxy) https://lars.ingebrigtsen.no/2016/07/28/the-end-of-gmane/
01:17 mircea_popescu cloudflare mkay
01:17 mircea_popescu why so inept ?
01:18 BingoBoingo Just because
01:18 mircea_popescu o sorry, guy almost threw up. alrighty then.
01:18 mircea_popescu oh, and none of his software is usable. and hurr.
01:19 phf ben_vulpes: i was going to link relevant mail message, but udev has been merged into systemd a while ago. gentoo has a fork, called eudev. udev also prompted one of the linus' famous rants, https://lkml.org/lkml/2012/10/3/484
01:21 BingoBoingo THe most Reddit thread on anything ever https://www.reddit.com/r/Shoplifting/comments/4vwgii/is_it_just_me_or_the_majority_of_the_posters/
01:22 phf yeah, somehow killing internet infrastructure doesn't make him throw up
01:23 mircea_popescu the lost generation keeps on delivering.
01:24 BingoBoingo Pair with https://www.reddit.com/r/lossprevention/comments/4vvio4/when_by_yourself_at_what_point_is_it_best_to_move/ for still further Buttfunex
01:26 mircea_popescu phf im mostly ignorant of the stuff (heck, i think i read gmane... once. in like 1996. it didn't deliver.) but what exact idiocy is kay sievers invested in not reverting at whatever cost, including his anal virginity ?
01:27 mircea_popescu ahahaha ok this is epic
01:27 mircea_popescu "I need your assistance if you can. I accidentally sent a message to the [redacted] email list last night with a live password in it. The password is hardcoded in to dozens of machines, so changing it would be… inconvenient, to say the least. I don’t yet see the message on your archive page, so I can’t provide the URL link, but I wanted to see if you could remove the message before it is processed and posted."
01:27 mircea_popescu check out the part the muppet wants fixed.
01:29 deedbot [» Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] “At least the US government is not overtly confiscating the assets of the general population at this very moment.” - http://www.contravex.com/2016/08/03/at-least-the-us-government-is-not-overtly-confiscating-the-assets-of-the-general-population-at-this-very-moment/
01:32 phf oh, and he's giving up domain to anyone willing to "set up a new web based service" "all previous permalink.gmane.org (etc.) links continue to work as before, but they’ll look new and spiffy in your new and spiffy web interface" bunch of anons in the comments going "yeah, i'm kind of sort of interested plx send money to this btc address^W^W^W^W^Wdomain"
01:33 mircea_popescu but he has no wot so no way of enforcing this
01:33 mircea_popescu and, much like the retard with the "live password", no fucking idea what he's doing wrong.
01:36 phf explains how we got here, for every linus-- 100 larses
01:36 phf i have his blog on rotation, and about 2 years ago he stopped posting anything interesting. it's all 1) screenshots from movies he watches 2) photos of comic books he reads
01:37 mircea_popescu speaking of which, anyone saw travolta's outrageous incarnation of a bill clinton idealized above and beyond anything brejnev ever got ?
01:37 mircea_popescu came out right about the time of the impeachment, too.
01:40 phf i don't know the details of ken sievers, some lesser part of systemd's master wrecking plan, involving firmware devices. probably behavior is somehow mandatory in NSA injection sequence. or else guy is just another righteous prick
01:41 mircea_popescu yeah kinda what i was vaguely and amateurishly curious about.
01:41 BingoBoingo https://archive.is/IB3T3
01:42 mircea_popescu lol
01:42 phf i'll reread it tomorrow with an eye for malice, unless someone else (looks in direction of asciilifeform) does it first. it does look curious
01:42 mircea_popescu could be a pretty decent qntra :D
01:43 phf thing is gmane is not really for reading, it's a permanent archive of a handful useful technical emails, sort of what google was supposed to be for usenet, before they pulled the plug
01:43 BingoBoingo pls phf qntra
01:44 mircea_popescu explain to me how this thing can be useful as kept by unrelated randos.
01:44 mircea_popescu deedbot, i can see. logs, i can see. what exactly goes into this archive ? why do you trust anything in it ?
01:44 mircea_popescu the age of "we're all intellectuals here and therefore gentlemen" is long gone.
01:45 mircea_popescu no child left behind left no gentlemen behind it.
01:45 mircea_popescu he fucking admits deleting emails. what archive is this ?
01:48 phf intertia? :> sort of eton boys for queen and country long after the empire died
01:48 BingoBoingo http://www.alpharubicon.com/prepinfo/chlorinestoragestats.htm
01:49 phf i think half the conversations here are about coming in terms with how royally "the age" was lost
01:50 mircea_popescu honestly, the age never existed. i've seen such ages, up close and personal. but the composition of this particular version was exceedingly weak. not even teracotta soldiers, more like pillsbury doughmen.
01:50 mircea_popescu excited like little children at paper fortunes, puffing and huffing on their stick horses without an inkling of understanding of how horses work, let alone to what fucking purpose they'd like to run them. and without the clue to even begin not knowing the difference, but noticing something's amiss.
01:51 mircea_popescu "we just want the world to be a better place somehow vaguely and ''technologically'' which is just doublespoken easily, and to be nice to each other".
01:51 mircea_popescu they're hardly qualified to be women, these men.
01:51 phf also http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-20#1507135
01:51 a111 Logged on 2016-07-20 15:44 asciilifeform: why not 'die in a fire, scum'
01:52 mircea_popescu quite that idea.
01:52 mircea_popescu except, 2016 ? really ?
01:52 mircea_popescu what happened to tearing the entire us com apart in 1992 ?
01:53 mircea_popescu "there's no further need for a usg computing arm. here's the entire archive of everything. we're moving on."
01:53 mircea_popescu snowden in 2012 ? twenty years late, a single guy ?
01:53 mircea_popescu mmkay.
01:54 ben_vulpes phf: thank you for the insight.
01:54 mircea_popescu woefully behind the times, these men of "wake me up when"
01:54 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: thank you for the killfile.
01:54 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> ... pillsbury doughmen. >> Can be cured https://i.sli.mg/a6O2Jw.jpg
01:55 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo he should go on a tandem bike with those tandem pants...
01:55 * phf bbl
01:55 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: With tandem gurlz!!!!
01:55 mircea_popescu ideally, cojoined twins.
01:57 mircea_popescu fucking retards, huddling around "universities" long gutted, hoping to catch a dribblet of dole off some business major's penis.
01:59 ben_vulpes dude the business majors are even more pathetic.
01:59 ben_vulpes now, the business major /chicas/ not so at all.
01:59 ben_vulpes but the male-gendered bowel movements don't have a scrap of dole to redistribute.
01:59 mircea_popescu this strengthens my point.
02:00 ben_vulpes semi-relatedly, i found the wine insulator.
02:00 ben_vulpes i believe that one of the cleaning girls put it in the dishwasher.
02:00 ben_vulpes heh and further lolz of the wine insulator, i once asked one of the staff to bring a bottle up in it
02:00 mircea_popescu crazy american, has more cleannign girls than mating girls on the premises. as a result... wine suffers.
02:01 ben_vulpes he arrived on the deck with the bottle /in/ the insulator, surrounded by ice and /in water/
02:01 ben_vulpes this a bottle that'd been sitting in the fridge all week.
02:01 mircea_popescu was it also red ?
02:01 ben_vulpes "dude, it's not a cooler. the wine was already cold. it's an /insulator/."
02:02 ben_vulpes no although i did have to lay about with the cane one time when someone brought me a bottle of refrigerated red.
02:02 mircea_popescu girlies here keep asking me if i want ice in it.
02:02 ben_vulpes no es un pais de pobre rose
02:02 mircea_popescu ALL THEY HAVE is fucking reds.
02:03 * ben_vulpes shrugs
02:03 mircea_popescu anyway, i usually ask them in turn how long they've been working, they say something with months in it, i ask them how they like it, they say not very much...
02:03 ben_vulpes i briefly looked into buying a giant waterproof sack and sticking it into a TEU for int'l wine shipping.
02:03 mircea_popescu why be good at somethiung when you could just be argentine.
02:03 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes ' first step to oil shipping.
02:03 ben_vulpes yeesh have you seen the rates though?
02:04 ben_vulpes like 18k/day i think?
02:04 ben_vulpes down from 100k a year ago?
02:04 ben_vulpes "TANKERS! GETCHER TANKERS!"
02:04 mircea_popescu well, frenzy time dun last.
02:04 mircea_popescu heck, alf should buy one, now's the time.
02:04 ben_vulpes shipglut ain't going anywhere though.
02:04 ben_vulpes srs
02:04 mircea_popescu no fucking way he gets a cheaper seaworthy platform.
02:04 ben_vulpes there are some good deals on the market!
02:04 mircea_popescu small tanker, best possibru vessel.
02:04 mircea_popescu yep.
02:05 ben_vulpes but iono, nato, rockets, enforcement, he'll come up with a reason why it'd never work.
02:05 ben_vulpes "doesn't go underwater" probly
02:05 mircea_popescu the reason is obvious, they start at more millions than he has. not more millions than he;d have had the cardano shipped on schedule and we all make it rich off the exploding share price, but neways.
02:05 ben_vulpes fuck dude go park it off a shipping lane and get weekly oil deliveries if you really burn that much
02:06 ben_vulpes yeah well have to build a cpu first or something
02:06 * ben_vulpes not privy to the uncensored reports
02:06 mircea_popescu hey, we're not even 40 yet.
02:06 ben_vulpes heh, all that means is you're 43 and not willing to come to terms with it yet
02:06 mircea_popescu lol!
02:06 ben_vulpes me i'm not even thirty yet!
02:07 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> small tanker, best possibru vessel. << Can even build properly plumbed ark inside!!!
02:07 mircea_popescu speaking of which : there's 10x more women aged 27-29 on facebook than there's women aged 30-35.
02:07 mircea_popescu apparently there's a silent epidemy killing tens of millions of women in their prime and nobody knew anything about it.
02:07 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo an ark large enough to build a house in it! with a pool!
02:07 ben_vulpes anyways, unrelatedly, the new box stands on its own two feet. now to close the colo deal, rack and migrate.
02:08 BingoBoingo No, it coincides with facebook being/not being a college student thing when those demographics passed
02:08 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: whut? 30-35 is prime wimminzing?
02:10 mircea_popescu we're discussing the medical angle, not the sexual.
02:11 ben_vulpes prime bearing years?
02:11 ben_vulpes i thought that was 16-24
02:11 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: 30-35 is when the women should be independent and wealthy after having finished basking in the glory of mircea_popescu and learning
02:12 mircea_popescu works.
02:12 mircea_popescu "old enough to have scarlatine immunity ; young enough to not crack a hip if she drops to the floor"
02:16 BingoBoingo Old enough to have had baby, young enough to not have to look forward to eventual grandbabies
02:17 mircea_popescu i dunno about this babying. oodletons of flesh in various states of decay already produced.
02:17 BingoBoingo Eh, can't recycle them all for stem cells
02:17 mircea_popescu tru, tru.
02:19 BingoBoingo Now that he won the GOP nomination for Missouri governor the ads heat up. Trump is totes going to get primaried in 2020 http://qz.com/749606/the-new-gop-nominee-for-missouri-governor-wants-you-to-vote-for-him-because-he-can-shoot-a-massive-gun-into-nothingness/
02:19 BingoBoingo 20 seconds of firing a rotary canon is the entire ad
02:20 mircea_popescu things are going to shit north of the rio.
02:21 ben_vulpes not so bad west of the cascades though.
02:21 BingoBoingo Or from Orlol's father outlet https://www.rt.com/usa/354538-missouri-candidate-machine-gun-ad/
02:22 BingoBoingo Democrat turned Republican Trump killed the GOP, Only Democrat turned Republican Greitens can save it
02:23 BingoBoingo The math is simple Action Movie > Reality TV
02:26 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
02:26 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 566.57, vol: 13277.78043571 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 572.555, vol: 10498.95112 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 568.464512, vol: 231705.89610000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 577.4, vol: 3187.60091924 | Volume-weighted last average: 568.643402664
02:29 mircea_popescu oh dude. julia roberts crying on teh set of whatever shitty featurette she's shooting now, because whatever ugly goon ditched her sorry ass ? YES!
02:30 BingoBoingo She sould thank her lucky stars she is too old for http://epmonthly.com/article/the-elephant-test/
02:31 mircea_popescu i could never fucking stand the twerp.
02:31 BingoBoingo 1.5 Liters!
02:31 mircea_popescu hopefully she gets the mj habit.
02:31 BingoBoingo Eh
02:41 mircea_popescu dude what the fuck is that three galon clot
02:45 ben_vulpes "Some of it..."
02:45 ben_vulpes you /are/ getting old!
02:46 ben_vulpes :P
02:46 BingoBoingo Explains the facebook drop!
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05:10 jurov BingoBoingo: qntra distributed
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07:30 thestringpuller shinohai: Steem is slowly drying up. Volume and depth evaporated from bittrex, and they've openly admitted now it's designed like a ponzi to bring more people to the scene. But what I imagine actually happens, is a bunch of smart people write bots to go to war with each other. the spam bots and counter spam bots. The spam bots pretty much will just extract revenue from spam like anything else, but in this context it actually works, si
07:33 shinohai the new lulz is the sudden coinbase decision to launch etc
07:35 thestringpuller So basically Steemit's fate is being turned into a straight up spam machine since it has no soultion in place for the eternal september except "premined votes from ned and dan" and btc bagholders who bought extremely early and can't yet exit. This is the doom I believe Bitcoin would have faced if Roger, Gavin, Hearia, or whatever incarnation of USG programmed hedonist-bot had hijacked the entire system and allowed spam to be cheap. Th
07:35 thestringpuller The thing that would intrigue me is an updated chart using MP's method from the "lets chronicle the scammer drama" and had a chart for the total loss of the economy due to scams over 2012 charted by month
07:42 shinohai derp shares may rise again on mpex yet
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08:13 PeterL mpex.co not responding, what is the correct tld?
08:14 shinohai mpex.site?
08:14 shinohai working for me
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09:17 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514253 << it was eaten by systemd. there is a (last i saw, working) clean fork, 'eudev'. and it looks like phf explains further down in the l0gz.
09:17 asciilifeform OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
09:17 asciilifeform phf: log down.
09:18 asciilifeform does he run it on winblowz 95 or wat.
09:26 asciilifeform and what is so fucking hard about making the thing retry connect FOREVER if not connected ??
09:26 asciilifeform i dun get it.
09:26 asciilifeform at this point this thing has been responsible for more tmsr downtime than all of the ddos idiocies of the kako age combined.
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10:02 asciilifeform there we go.
10:03 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514261 << it sucked.
10:03 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 05:16 phf: not really drama as such, oldfag bailed, took his project down with him, project being gmane an old repository of mailing lists (and an ntp<->mailing list proxy) https://lars.ingebrigtsen.no/2016/07/28/the-end-of-gmane/
10:03 asciilifeform consider, 'So, anyway, I’m perfectly willing to delete whatever it is they want to have deleted. So I was looking through the stack to see if that was in there somewhere.'
10:03 asciilifeform ( https://lars.ingebrigtsen.no/2011/10/31/legal-proceedings )
10:04 asciilifeform and ~all of the gmane content is also found elsewhere.
10:04 asciilifeform to the point that i've never thought of gmane as anything but a polluter of search results.
10:04 asciilifeform y'know, quite like those pediwikia clones that once were pestilentially common
10:06 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514296 <<<<
10:06 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 05:45 mircea_popescu: he fucking admits deleting emails. what archive is this ?
10:06 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514300 << it existed.
10:06 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 05:50 mircea_popescu: honestly, the age never existed. i've seen such ages, up close and personal. but the composition of this particular version was exceedingly weak. not even teracotta soldiers, more like pillsbury doughmen.
10:08 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514350 << tankers are seaworthy?! perhaps by 'i sit on land while lloyds of london pays for the 100 tankers rogue waves sink every year' sense...
10:08 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 06:04 mircea_popescu: no fucking way he gets a cheaper seaworthy platform.
10:08 asciilifeform any tub is 'seaworthy' when some OTHER arse drowns on it
10:09 asciilifeform seaworthy per OWN arse means nothing but 'NOTHING the sea can do to this thing, will sink it'
10:09 asciilifeform and go and built tanker that fits this description.
10:09 asciilifeform (need more like bathyscaphe, or at least sub)
10:10 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514356 << would someone kindly explain to me WHY i would wish to live on a ship if i had 'millions' ?
10:10 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 06:05 mircea_popescu: the reason is obvious, they start at more millions than he has. not more millions than he;d have had the cardano shipped on schedule and we all make it rich off the exploding share price, but neways.
10:10 asciilifeform millions (even, if one is thrifty, a single million, even of usd) can handily buy the requisite degree of social isolation ON LAND
10:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu hangs out with moneyed folk. how many live on tankers ?
10:11 asciilifeform why not ?
10:13 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514357 << when ben_vulpes installs a 1500hp diesel in his living room and reports back re how much fun he is having.
10:13 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 06:05 ben_vulpes: fuck dude go park it off a shipping lane and get weekly oil deliveries if you really burn that much
10:13 asciilifeform srsly nobody grasped the point of the boat thread ?
10:14 asciilifeform i am interested in the sea as ~strictly~ a place where the dollar buys moar social-isolation bang than elsewhere, and in no other way.
10:16 PeterL For less than a boat you could get an isolated cabin here in MI and be as isolated as you want
10:16 PeterL seems like empty land would be cheaper than boat in the long run
10:20 PeterL http://www.upmls.com/land.php?view=1088652&board= "The north east corner of the property touches the Ottawa National Forest. The almost one million acres of this Forest extends from the south shore of Lake Superior to the Wisconsin border."
10:21 PeterL $5k
10:29 mircea_popescu asciilifeform iirc the nutso scientology guy did for a decade or so.
10:30 mircea_popescu note that i'm the one explaining "life on the sea" is idiotic, you don't get to hijack that argument. fact remains that IF you're willing to bite the live-on-sea bullet, tanker by far best deal.
10:30 mircea_popescu and WILL STAY best deal, for your lifetime, given that no amateur shithead/copywriter is going to come up with a way to MAKE NEW ships that'll come out cheaper than the tail end of the industrial process.
10:31 mircea_popescu just like no squirrel is ever going to make a cpu that'll be cheaper than simply taking a box of pentiums out of radioshack in a post-apocalyptic world.
10:35 BingoBoingo ty jurov
10:40 asciilifeform they break on waves.
10:40 asciilifeform QED.
10:40 asciilifeform not good deal.
10:40 asciilifeform good deal to send some ~other~ poor fuck on, to carry cargo.
10:41 asciilifeform and cheap - yes, until the diesel cannot be had in the requisite qty.
10:41 asciilifeform nor the parts.
10:41 asciilifeform (quite a few tanker co. have already begun 'downsizing' by removing individual pistons, even..)
10:42 mircea_popescu you crazy ?
10:42 mircea_popescu no tanker broke on anything in 30+ years.
10:42 mircea_popescu they don't break if driven on land ffs.
10:43 asciilifeform http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Observing_the_Earth/Ship-sinking_monster_waves_revealed_by_ESA_satellites << ?
10:43 asciilifeform 'Severe weather has sunk more than 200 supertankers and container ships exceeding 200 metres in length during the last two decades. ' << lies ?
10:43 mircea_popescu this i gotta see
10:43 asciilifeform http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/11/science/11wave.html << moar liez?
10:44 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i have nfi. maybe ? it'd surely help if they listed names.
10:44 asciilifeform maybe ask lloyds?
10:44 mircea_popescu maybe. of course they're talking of ... 1995 ?
10:44 mircea_popescu and the guy... survived ?
10:45 mircea_popescu wtf is esa anyway ?
10:45 asciilifeform euro space
10:46 asciilifeform y'know, the folks with their own crappy gps etc.
10:47 mircea_popescu if you imagine you'll have orlov build you a ship out of a well chosen half walnut that'll perform better in "freakish weather" than a tanker you really should move on to apologetics, what can i say!
10:47 asciilifeform hey i never asserted that the problem was ~solvable~...
10:47 asciilifeform much less by orlol.
10:47 asciilifeform only that it were interesting.
10:47 mircea_popescu well, by far the cheapest masquerade of a solution is spending the 45mn or so to buy a junky old tanker and be happy.
10:48 asciilifeform and small vessels, for all of their faults, are less breakable than large ones.
10:49 asciilifeform incidentally tanker is a poor solution for another reason - it is, like that 'business jet', a 'have slaves machine'
10:49 asciilifeform and certainly not a 'one bloke operates and repairs with his own two hands for 20 years' machine.
10:50 asciilifeform what's it cost to dry-dock a tanker ?
10:50 asciilifeform and in how many spots on planet3 can you do it
10:50 mircea_popescu not really. most tankers run on tiny crews of a dozenand a half to two dozen
10:50 mircea_popescu much less crew than any submarine.
10:50 mircea_popescu also, it's a consumer item. you never drydock it. buy another.
10:50 asciilifeform iirc the crew is largely ceremonial, the thing is driven by computer
10:51 mircea_popescu there's thousands extra.
10:51 asciilifeform buy another! lel
10:51 mircea_popescu doh ?
10:51 mircea_popescu bitch, things cost money. what is this "im of the internet and free plox" ?
10:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu reminds me of the british ww1 admiral
10:51 asciilifeform who, asked 'how we shall deal with uboats' answered, 'let's boil the atlantic'
10:51 mircea_popescu the whole fucking point of "buy tanker, live on sea" is that you are exploting an early-come apocalypse.
10:51 mircea_popescu the industrial world died. once this means everyone can loot walmart, everyone will
10:51 mircea_popescu currently, it just means "anyone can loot tankers"
10:52 mircea_popescu go, loot.
10:52 asciilifeform walmart and slow targets visible from 50km
10:52 asciilifeform which includes tanker.
10:52 asciilifeform i can understand folks who buy the subs (as described by mircea_popescu re costa rica narcos) but tanker is lunacy.
10:52 mircea_popescu by the time you get to loot, you get to loot like fungi do (visible but nobody to take advantage)
10:53 PeterL Somali pirates spend much less than 45 mn to get their tankers
10:53 mircea_popescu you're not a preditor and do not wish to become one.
10:53 mircea_popescu so therefore, go, photosynthesize.
10:53 mircea_popescu PeterL as above. he's a lilly ass murican, not a somali.
10:53 mircea_popescu he "has better things to do". "do those better things buy you a tanker ?" "don't ask so many questions!"
10:53 asciilifeform PeterL: 'get' until first contact with ru navy.
10:53 asciilifeform by that token, can go to any parking lot and 'get' jaguar, until first police car.
10:54 mircea_popescu so what is this, you'll be sinking the ru navy as part of this project ?
10:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform most of the better whores can, and do, and that's why i love them.
10:54 asciilifeform did mr reptilia 'get' that aston-martin in the hotel parking lot ?
10:54 mircea_popescu no idea, which is why i never fcared for him.
10:54 asciilifeform for sufficiently flexible 'get', anyone can get-anything..
10:58 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514252 << at one point i even had acct there, decade+ ago, it likely still exists
10:58 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 05:10 mircea_popescu: actually. less than 10% of people alive EVER HAD a fb. less than 10% of THOSE touched it in the past year.
10:58 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i was using non-us market data.
10:59 asciilifeform it was 'new and fun and for students' etc., but i never really grasped wtf to do with it.
11:02 shinohai asciilifeform best i can offer for backup logz is http://bit-box.org/logs/logs/%23trilema/2016-08-04.html
11:02 asciilifeform shinohai: Framedragger has one as well.
11:02 shinohai ah cool
11:03 asciilifeform shinohai: problem is that there's gotta be a bot relaying link contents, and keeping cross-index, and searchability.
11:03 shinohai mod6 was gonna add one to tbot or something
11:03 * mircea_popescu sings "i did it one step at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime... i got the only one there is around"
11:05 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514284 << poetteringism does not exist in order to slip in ~one particular~ cockroach, but to maintain a generally fertile soil for vermin 'control the vertical and the horizontal' (tm) (r)
11:05 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 05:40 phf: i don't know the details of ken sievers, some lesser part of systemd's master wrecking plan, involving firmware devices. probably behavior is somehow mandatory in NSA injection sequence. or else guy is just another righteous prick
11:05 asciilifeform which includes 'gender warriors', 'lemme break this until the Right Solution is Consensused', and the whole constellation of plagues.
11:10 mircea_popescu someone should prolly actually classify these, actually.
11:10 asciilifeform needs expert entomologist.
11:10 mircea_popescu there's ~no value in considering the individual "people" as people. take mike hearn. he's not as much "mike hearn" as he is "lemme break this while right solution" + x + y.
11:10 mircea_popescu much smarter would be to create the categories and then just tag the billion vermin
11:10 asciilifeform the shitgnomatic toolkit is not large.
11:11 mircea_popescu than attempt to construct identities for vermin
11:11 asciilifeform there are perhaps half a dozen basic instruments.
11:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform quite so. certainly smaller than its flesh.
11:11 mircea_popescu and yes it does need expert entomologist, but wtf we've been doing here.
11:11 asciilifeform bobbeck, for instance, is own thing.
11:11 asciilifeform there are also multiple types of shitproject
11:11 mircea_popescu i'd definitely read carefully / comment on any proposed classification
11:12 asciilifeform systemd gets a good thrashing regularly, but recall flycheck ?
11:12 asciilifeform $s flycheck
11:12 a111 36 results for "flycheck", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=flycheck
11:12 asciilifeform ^ mega-thread
11:12 mircea_popescu but, point being, the story of idiocy would benefit from systematic approach.
11:12 asciilifeform (flycheck was LITERALLY the 'we shall build an alt-country out of stooges and call it your country)
11:13 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-04#1514446 << mother of all lulz, 'There is no written legal access for this property, or road into this property. There is walk-in-only access from the Ottawa National Forest.'
11:13 a111 Logged on 2016-08-04 14:20 PeterL: http://www.upmls.com/land.php?view=1088652&board= "The north east corner of the property touches the Ottawa National Forest. The almost one million acres of this Forest extends from the south shore of Lake Superior to the Wisconsin border."
11:13 asciilifeform ^ boxed in by usg from all sides! and pay 5k for the privilege
11:14 PeterL but nobody is going to come knocking on your door
11:14 asciilifeform somebody call that 'galt's gulch' idiot, he'll buy 10 of these
11:14 asciilifeform PeterL: no, they'll just wait for you to come out for supplies.
11:14 PeterL just an example, there are plenty of other plots available for about same price, some have road access
11:14 PeterL send servant to get supplies?
11:14 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this, you're gonna like : http://btcbase.org/log/2016-01-18#1375760
11:14 a111 Logged on 2016-01-18 20:35 mircea_popescu: flycheck is hereby banned from anywhere
11:15 mircea_popescu now look at the page.
11:15 asciilifeform PeterL: lol servants
11:15 PeterL pet?
11:15 mircea_popescu FLYCHECK IS STILL BANNED FOR BEING ASSWIPES THAT DELETE CONTENT ON THE QUIET IN AN ATEMPT TO CIRCUMVENT TMSR BAN.
11:15 asciilifeform waitasec where
11:15 mircea_popescu nevertheless, on the other side, we fucking need an auto-archive bot for all links.
11:15 asciilifeform http://www.flycheck.org/conduct.html << aaaah.
11:15 asciilifeform lol.
11:15 mircea_popescu aha.
11:16 asciilifeform http://www.flycheck.org/en/latest/community/conduct.html << it moved.
11:16 mircea_popescu fuck them.
11:16 asciilifeform got longer, turdier, even.
11:16 mircea_popescu it didn't "move". they deleted it to circumvent tmsr ban. then, as you'd expect, later tried to lie about that, too.
11:16 mircea_popescu phf can has archive.is integration for links plox ?
11:16 asciilifeform fuckwits shuffle around their site all the time, breaking links left and right
11:17 mircea_popescu no.
11:17 asciilifeform not necessarily anything intelligent about it
11:17 mircea_popescu intelligence is not here discussed. legal liability is.
11:17 asciilifeform wake me up for the public flogging of every arsemunch who ever broken a link.
11:17 asciilifeform i promise to attend.
11:17 mircea_popescu what "every". what is this, a democracy again ?
11:18 mircea_popescu wake me up when flyckech manages to escape the charge of fraud.
11:18 asciilifeform we were in the process of catalogueing the frauds
11:18 mircea_popescu tho it's still unclear to me what exactly you imagine to achieve through this "wake me up" device.
11:18 asciilifeform it means that i dun expect to live to see a thing.
11:19 mircea_popescu it's still unclear what exactly you imagine to achieve through this "i don't expect to live to see a thing" device either.
11:19 danielpbarron https://archive.is/CDVc1 << it was archived btw
11:19 mircea_popescu danielpbarron gracias.
11:19 asciilifeform before the thread is lost, i'd like to nominate 'flycheck' as an own and distinct type of fraud, the 'bus broke down, yes, we're the bus now!111' device.
11:20 mircea_popescu expectation clearly has no impact on living. so then... "here's my favourite oft repeated nonsequitur" ?
11:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform word.
11:21 asciilifeform systemd is, fundamentally, of this species: 'systemv init script is... broken!111 yes! and here is REPLACEMENT eat up'
11:21 mircea_popescu "community agreed"
11:22 asciilifeform in every case, one discovers that the supposedly 'broken' original still works great, once you remove the rust and monkey shit it was buried under
11:22 mircea_popescu but it's not enviro friendly!
11:22 asciilifeform (systemv init in systemd's case, flymake in flycheck's)
11:23 asciilifeform a list of these crimes would probably not be wholly waste of time
11:23 mircea_popescu as i said, i'd defo read it.
11:23 asciilifeform i recall distinctly that, e.g., phf, named several cases with which i was not personally familiar.
11:24 mircea_popescu everyone got blogs anyway, and is now desperate for material to fulfill the "one a day" golden rule, amirite ?
11:24 mircea_popescu pe cai, baieti.
11:24 asciilifeform mircea_popescu has a quite spiffy article, iirc, concerning the 'bobbeck' species
11:24 asciilifeform the 'komyooniti organizer'
11:25 mircea_popescu buncha those, they piss me off.
11:25 mircea_popescu fucktard beta aspiring to speak in the group. since when may this happen under the fucking sun!
11:25 asciilifeform who, e.g., works 'round the clock to make sure that, e.g., microshit, is heard in the openbsd throne room, and mircea_popescu is not
11:26 mircea_popescu asciilifeform that's ok, i didn't actually want to say anything @openbsd.
11:26 asciilifeform then there is the 'do-ocrat', as exemplified by boeck, who 'has done SO MUCH for the komoyoonity! and who are you again pigfucker to question his guiding light'
11:26 asciilifeform (see recent link for nearly this very text)
11:27 asciilifeform another, quite distinct species is the weimer
11:27 asciilifeform i.e., an appointed 'burn man' for usg vulns
11:28 asciilifeform who collects 'the glory' of 'finding' hole
11:28 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2016/fred-wilson-is-an-idiot-and-other-things/ << better example
11:28 mircea_popescu who the fuck is bock again.
11:28 asciilifeform somehow reliably announcing each 'find' immediately prior to actual people
11:29 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2016/psa-hanno-bock-still-a-deceitful-shitbag << that one
11:29 asciilifeform ^ reactivated ~immediately after the null rng find published
11:29 mircea_popescu heh.
11:30 mircea_popescu oh right right, he was waxing indignant atop some hallucinated "moral superiority" on twitter, "look at these people calling me what i am, clearly i must be right!!1"
11:30 mircea_popescu "support me now, ye imbeciles of the world, lest next they behead you!!11"
11:30 asciilifeform let's also not forget the most numerous tool,
11:30 asciilifeform the useful idiot
11:30 asciilifeform to whom tmsr folk are 'extremist crackots' with (direct quote) 'obvious signs of mental illness', and hanno boeck is a pillar of the komyooniti.
11:31 asciilifeform and who 'just want to' (tm) (r) etc.
11:31 mircea_popescu sure. the only problem is that apparently "pillar of komyooniti" is a disease that kills, whereas "obvious signs of mental illness" is a pretty good predictor of stability.
11:31 mircea_popescu wasn't that sloven fucktard derping about how "everything will come to grief because mp stopped subsidizing my sorry ass AND I THOUGHT I WAS ENTITLED!11"
11:32 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: believe or not, kako was actually complaining earlier, why do i discuss phuctor finds 'there, in the nuttery' and not 'here'
11:33 asciilifeform ('here' being his lonely hut.)
11:34 asciilifeform truly a puzzling fella.
11:34 mircea_popescu yeah, whatever. i can't be arsed to have anyone dig it up, but certainly germane to this idiocy. imbecile went as far to actually ~predict~, the obviously falsifiable point, that somehow the republic is unstable. because omg, it breks the tenets of socialism and dares have personally invested sovereignity, THEREFORE IT MUST BE BAD.
11:35 mircea_popescu the sort of braindamage that'll make one continue putting out predictions that are regularly falsified instead of fixing the tool that produces them is something else.
11:36 asciilifeform neh, 'not falsified yet!!', see, fella's gonna sit by the river-side waitin' for our corpses to float by till he dies
11:36 asciilifeform or so at least is the impression.
11:36 mircea_popescu (and if you're unwilling to beat your children, this is what you produce. this unrelenting sort of idiot who's never had to learn on his own skin at the age of 3, when the skin is soft and the flesh fixes quickly, that escalation is not to be tried idly ; then has to learn it in the life's school of hard knocks, where there's no fix and no way to grow head back out of beheaded neck.)
11:37 asciilifeform speaking of scraps of living matter in the pipe, http://qntra.net/2016/08/phuctor-finds-seven-keys-produced-with-null-rng-and-other-curiosities/#comment-66086
11:38 asciilifeform 'though the pgp keys in question do not import into gpg, they can be imported in a couple javascript pgp-trons: https://www.igolder.com/PGP/encryption/ and http://ianpurton.com/online-pgp/ ...'
11:38 asciilifeform FINALLY somebody does this thing that i asked for 1+yr ago.
11:38 asciilifeform (i challenged the #b-a folk 'dontcha get tired of making monkey noises at mp, try being useful')
11:42 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu has a quite spiffy article, iirc, concerning the 'bobbeck' species << <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu has a quite spiffy article, iirc, concerning the 'bobbeck' species
11:42 BingoBoingo ^ http://trilema.com/the-public-burning-of-bob-beck
11:42 asciilifeform aha!
11:42 asciilifeform it.
11:44 mircea_popescu of course... the other view here is that the dictionary of stupidity sunk flaubert, or to quote, "will be the death of me" .
11:44 asciilifeform the pretense of exhaustive listing, sinks, yes
11:44 asciilifeform but pest control starts with identification of species.
11:45 mircea_popescu this is true. flaubert... had his issues.
11:46 BingoBoingo Gamma-Cyrethrin FTW!
11:49 BingoBoingo In other lol organophosphate from flower plant good, from chemical plant bad!!! https://www.amazon.com/review/R13Z9ISQBKINA0/ref=cm_cr_dp_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0035HA0AK&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=2972638011&store=lawn-garden#wasThisHelpful
11:52 * asciilifeform wonders what the boecks will move on to now that 'snore, gpg won't import the keyz' is addressed
11:53 mircea_popescu well... it's not really addressed!
11:54 * covertress waves hi to mircea_popescu
11:54 mircea_popescu hola.
11:55 covertress fireworks in 5 mins http://fuckethereum.com/
11:55 covertress :)
11:55 covertress I do enjoy a good show.
11:56 BingoBoingo covertress: Wait, they FIGHT ENTROPY???? BAD ANARCHISTS!!!
11:57 covertress don't shoot the messenger
12:02 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/faq << updated.
12:04 mircea_popescu nb.
12:04 mircea_popescu "VIII. But Hanno Böck explained that" / "VIII. But I heard that"
12:04 mircea_popescu gotta understand how namebombing works irl.
12:04 asciilifeform ?
12:05 mircea_popescu how am i going to answer a ghost of a question!
12:05 asciilifeform elaborate why not 'bock explained'
12:06 mircea_popescu for humans, because it doesn't serve any purpose to credit idiots; with anything. for computers, because the whole point of the idiot being named is to make it impossible for his life to continue outside of his association with his fucking a pig.
12:07 mircea_popescu reusing the name does nothing for either, and moreover there's no cause for it. he's nothing to nobody, except a pig fucker with a matching face.
12:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: done.
12:08 mircea_popescu aquae et ignis, you understand. "flycheck" lacks the ability to "it moved" much like hanno bock lacks the ability to "tell" anyone anything.
12:09 mircea_popescu these aren't to be assumed, just because fucktards think socialism, and all things are equal and all "people" are special and so forth.
12:10 asciilifeform well when instead of 'boeck said...' i say 'the lizard octopus proclaimed via one of its tentacles...' folks laugh.
12:11 asciilifeform somehow the face trick works.
12:11 mircea_popescu so then say "i heard"
12:11 asciilifeform i dun like the female-gossiptronic aspect of 'i heard'
12:11 asciilifeform there was a mouth, that spoke the nonsense
12:11 asciilifeform why not point the mouth.
12:15 mircea_popescu you're getting the brunt of it for your "sin" of being naively open, but whatever, you're a big enough boy to survive it i'd hope : the above orcish "when stated plainly they laugh so whatever, the face trick seems to work" is a large part of why people like rms failed without meaning to and without realising they were. much like the hurtless cut of the apple carpace.
12:16 mircea_popescu they're built up to exploit the force of this "it works" mistake you understand ? much like a revolver uses the gas to move the next round.
12:16 mircea_popescu the thing to focus on is the hearer, not the mouth.
12:17 mircea_popescu this is how the ethereum humiliation worked ; and why ; and wherefore. and it's how the bitfinex thing played out, for the same reasons.
12:17 mircea_popescu use the tools shown to bring back head of lizzard in battle ; not the ones that are shiny in the sun.
12:18 asciilifeform i understand quite well that hearns, boecks, etc. are used and discarded by octopus, like condoms.
12:19 asciilifeform and have 0 individual input on tactic, much less strategy.
12:19 asciilifeform (when has anyone last even heard of hearn?)
12:19 asciilifeform also i would like to buy mircea_popescu's revolver that uses gas to move next round !
12:19 asciilifeform can haz ?
12:20 covertress ¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ '̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪̀●́)=o/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿
12:20 * asciilifeform pictures miniature chaingun from 'doom'
12:20 covertress fireworks over
12:20 asciilifeform dafuq was that
12:21 covertress ascii art, my dear
12:21 covertress :)
12:22 asciilifeform on my planet there is no right->left compositive hangul strange in ascii.
12:23 * covertress waves goodbye to mircea_popescu
12:26 mircea_popescu lol. ok ok, blowback, whatevs.
12:27 asciilifeform blockback revolver ?
12:27 asciilifeform iirc korovin designed one, a few were made
12:27 mircea_popescu should be interesting to try lol
12:28 asciilifeform afaik it worked, but was thrown out because it sheds the one serious plus of revolver (simplicity) but keeps the minus (limited capacity)
12:28 asciilifeform sorta like ecc crypto.
12:28 mircea_popescu well, the "inertia locking" thing is kinda useful in theory.
12:28 mircea_popescu no idea, i've not had drinks with kalashnikov.
12:29 asciilifeform kalashnikov afaik never designed pistols.
12:29 asciilifeform you need drinks with stechkin et al.
12:29 mircea_popescu apparently i need drinks with someone to tell me who to drink with.
12:29 asciilifeform lel
12:30 mircea_popescu https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_gun#/media/File:Chaingun.jpg << so do these fucktards.
12:31 mircea_popescu what the fuck emplacement is that, "we trust we will never have to use this under fire ; and ideally - at all" ?
12:31 asciilifeform where's the shield..?
12:31 mircea_popescu where's the "i'd like to not have a wall a foot behind me to reflect all napalm and ricochet on my head"
12:32 asciilifeform anyway this is american sop, they don't expect to be fired on by so much as bb gun.
12:32 mircea_popescu so how is it a warship then.
12:32 asciilifeform strafe defenseless tub? yes! party!
12:32 asciilifeform it's not 'war ship' any more than f-35 is 'war plane'
12:32 asciilifeform it is 'strafe savages from safe distance' machine.
12:33 mircea_popescu there's no such thing as "a safe distance autocannon" for the love of fuck.
12:33 mircea_popescu the autocannon is the armor equivalent of the roman gladius.
12:34 asciilifeform iirc they were installed after the uss cole incident.
12:34 asciilifeform for perforating uninvited rowboats etc.
12:34 mircea_popescu such design process.
12:35 asciilifeform same 'design process' as made every usg outpost a horrendous mess of bollards and spikes
12:37 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> for perforating uninvited rowboats etc. << Hey rowboats were entire threat model justifying TWO classes of littoral comabt ship
12:38 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: i thought they were for smugglers with subs
12:38 asciilifeform or sumthing.
12:39 mircea_popescu it can engage subs ?
12:39 asciilifeform i have nfi, it perhaps claims to 'engage' even martians, for all i know.
12:39 mircea_popescu how, 90 degree rotation and plows for the sub with its beak ?
12:39 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Rowboats were the Pubic rallying cry though. But yes everything else seems to suggest designed to beat up on plywood narco subs
12:39 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: at some point torpedos were imagined
12:40 mircea_popescu that thing at no point was considered with a torpedo in mind.
12:40 mircea_popescu literally, anything from ww2 even, should it score a hit in that horrendous lip of nonsense will crack the ship in two and sink it
12:40 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the sub in question is not the ru diesel thing, but the plywood handcraft items BingoBoingo refers to, their only defense is to motor in the other direction when they notice pursuit. hence wankery re 'stealth' patrol boats etc.
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12:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform a torpedo tube isn't THAT heavy.
12:41 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Firing torpedos... somehow
12:41 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it needs such things as locks and seals. the plywood boats are very spartan affairs, lacking even flush toilet.
12:42 BingoBoingo Where to fit torpedos among imaginary missiles, mortars and helicopers is a mystery
12:42 mircea_popescu afaik the tube is actually self-contained. you could just tie it on with chicken wire and will still work.
12:42 asciilifeform torpedo per se is a costly pleasure.
12:42 BingoBoingo I dunno if thing actually has armament beyond thing next Missouri governor fired at/above lake in most recent ad
12:43 mircea_popescu sure, but in the million range. cocaine should afford one.
12:43 asciilifeform (aha, and mircea_popescu will say, 'steal 1,001 of them' but then why not also steal ship.)
12:43 mircea_popescu a torpedo really is not THAT expensive.
12:43 asciilifeform even in ww2, with actual navies, most targets weren't worth a torpedo.
12:43 asciilifeform hence deck guns.
12:43 mircea_popescu in ww2 most targets were also not worth an ipad.
12:44 asciilifeform torpedo easily cost year's pay of officer.
12:44 mircea_popescu the officiall us cost for the mk48 is ~4mn.
12:44 mircea_popescu and we'll deduct from this the usual alf "golden toilet" premium yes ?
12:44 asciilifeform looks like it has not become cheaper, either..?
12:44 asciilifeform lel
12:45 mircea_popescu not that anyone needs a 50km range ton-and-a-half monster.
12:46 mircea_popescu (it should be pointed out that the torpedo also weighs about the same as a year worth of officer)
12:52 asciilifeform speaking of '50km monster', i always wondered why not 'intercontinental torpedo'
12:52 asciilifeform if yer gonna have a nuke in the thing...
12:52 asciilifeform guidance via oceanographic db.
12:53 PeterL sort of like drone sub with atomic warhead?
12:53 asciilifeform atomic. or cocainiferous. etc.
12:53 asciilifeform whichever payload appropriate for the occasion.
12:54 mircea_popescu shinohai strangely enough, slack can afford to pay for advertising on pastebin ; can not afford to make the people it defrauded whole.
12:54 mircea_popescu so then you'll have a sub inside the sub ?
12:54 asciilifeform launch from shore.
12:54 PeterL and pick up on other shore
12:55 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: slack? or slock ?
12:55 mircea_popescu wait these are distinct ?
12:55 asciilifeform (slack is a chat thing?)
12:56 mircea_popescu i thought the grimy looking tual fellow had... a chat thing ?
12:56 asciilifeform slock is this orc subcontractor that only existed in light of ethertardium
12:56 mircea_popescu how the fuck is everyone in vcland making "chat things" after we started a chat thing is anyone's guess.
12:56 asciilifeform slack is an american vc corp thing
12:56 mircea_popescu what, unlike "slock" ?
12:56 asciilifeform iirc slock was euro
12:56 mircea_popescu euro vc ?
12:56 mircea_popescu what, like... danish venture capital ?
12:57 asciilifeform euro buncha-dudes-in-a-cellar
12:57 * mircea_popescu still chuckles at the "conference" where the various "captains of industree" were discussing who sleeps on whose floor, because one of them was subletting or bumming out or w/e in some flat in london
12:57 BingoBoingo slack seems to just be chat
12:58 mircea_popescu by which "london" we mean ... god help it.
12:58 asciilifeform https://slack.com << often used by american software co. sorta like irc-cum-logz for the terminally lazy
12:58 asciilifeform proprietary proggy, central server, etc.
12:58 * asciilifeform has used
13:01 shinohai ewwww
13:01 asciilifeform shinohai: it lives in the land of 'aol messenger', microshit outlook, etc.
13:02 asciilifeform is a pretty typical work of heathendom.
13:04 mircea_popescu so why not just use irc ? i suppose these charge at some point no ?
13:04 asciilifeform because then someone has to sweat, setting up logz, search, bots, etc.
13:04 trinque irc doesn't have emojis and gifs.. would be the "reason"
13:04 asciilifeform why not, thinks luser, put money in the clown head, and eat.
13:05 asciilifeform and of course it charges.
13:05 mircea_popescu so why the fuck would a software house hire eh nevermind.
13:05 asciilifeform and comes with pnoje APP!!1111 etc.
13:05 mircea_popescu i'm not advanced enough for modernity.
13:07 asciilifeform it is really 'we want tmsr-like machine but all get got is a pile of usd, let's have whatever much cardboard approximation it buys'
13:08 asciilifeform *we got
13:08 mircea_popescu seems such a trivially tiny project tho
13:09 asciilifeform eh, supporting the various smart-pnoje clients alone probably employs a whole slave galley
13:09 mircea_popescu almost like an entry bar. "if you can't get your team irc room together you're all fired"
13:09 asciilifeform iirc ben_vulpes eats off this, just for some niche industry somewhere
13:10 mircea_popescu i suppose this leads us to the fundamental tmsr reform. our view is exclusive, "either it works with this or is banned" ; their view is inclusive, "either it works with this or we change the this"
13:10 mircea_popescu important point i guess.
13:10 asciilifeform the proprietary clients do such things as guaranteed retro-ordering of messages, very frustrating to folks raised on irc, but the folks who have it - expect it.
13:10 asciilifeform and yes.
13:11 mircea_popescu who the fuck in management would say anything other than "so buy a proper phone" to employee who was like "i can't call the company"
13:11 mircea_popescu what's retro-ordering ?
13:11 asciilifeform when boss keys in a message, but he is in a lift, so it doesn't post until he comes out, but he wants it pinned to time T
13:11 asciilifeform when he was in the lift.
13:11 asciilifeform ask ~them~, not me, why this is necessary.
13:12 mircea_popescu ahahaha what!
13:12 mircea_popescu but how the fuck does this work, i can just set my system time and send messages back to 2014 ?
13:12 asciilifeform sort of like having a log, except in everybody's client at once, and with heavy does of 'promise' (vs protocol)
13:12 asciilifeform *dose
13:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: and quite possibly. if anyone cared to reverse the client, all kinds of marvels may yet become possible.
13:13 mircea_popescu this is ridiculous.
13:14 asciilifeform i did say! typical work of heathendom.
13:14 asciilifeform didn't i.
13:14 mircea_popescu you did say.
13:14 mircea_popescu quite typical, too, in the elevator example. "i want things to be made to be what i thought they were going to be at no expense to me!"
13:15 asciilifeform y'know, like the tsar who drew a line on the map with a pencil and ordered rail laid just-so
13:15 asciilifeform through mountains etc.
13:18 deedbot [Qntra] Blog Post On Insurance Disappears From BitGo Website - http://qntra.net/2016/08/blog-post-on-insurance-disappears-from-bitgo-website/
13:19 mircea_popescu lmao.
13:19 mircea_popescu all these idiots with usagi "insurance".
13:19 mircea_popescu but no, they know shit and have opinions on matters and whatnot.
13:19 mircea_popescu and then, THEN, when it comes time to eat the shit they don't gop
13:19 BingoBoingo Well, grab a shovel and a wheelbarrow
13:19 mircea_popescu they don't go "hey, you know what, MP was right all along, we ARE fucking idiots not fit to lick his boots clean, and will henceforth do just that"
13:19 asciilifeform then they derp about 'obvious signs of mental illness'
13:20 mircea_popescu no, instead it's just "silently" erase history and... keep the pretense going.
13:20 mircea_popescu that way, they can be sure they will also never be fit to lick my boots clean, ever.
13:20 asciilifeform to a muppet, anyone who refuses to participate in the consensual 'reality' is dangerous lunatic.
13:20 mircea_popescu the rapings will continue until attitude improves.
13:22 * BingoBoingo feeling bearish, because what happens when the fuck juice runs out????
13:32 thestringpuller BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/02/bitgo-offers-insurance-the-fdic-way/ << lol came true. now no insurance at all.
13:33 BingoBoingo ty, gotta add link
13:33 thestringpuller what was the theft. ~120k
13:33 thestringpuller ;;market buy 120000
13:33 gribble Bitstamp | This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 9580.7606 bitcoins, for a total of 33190089.2632 USD and take the price to 1000000000.0000. | Data vintage: 0.0211 seconds
13:33 thestringpuller everyone is fucked even if they had insurance
13:34 BingoBoingo ty fxd
13:35 thestringpuller http://archive.is/wbNAk << i forgot all about that.
13:41 thestringpuller can insurance even exist in bitcoin yet without devolving into Usagi antics? the liability it too high to insure bitcoin with bitcoin. and insuring bitcoin with fiat isn't insurance.
13:41 asciilifeform insurance against flood, fires ?
13:41 asciilifeform or against 'losing coins'
13:42 asciilifeform which is perhaps the ultimate in 'moral hazard' and a crock of shit
13:42 thestringpuller losing something directly tied to coins.
13:42 thestringpuller anything related to loss of coins.
13:42 thestringpuller isn't insurable.
13:43 asciilifeform moral hazard: 1) insure 2) 'lose' 3) find 4) profit!!!
13:43 deedbot [Qntra] Louisiana Enacts and New York Considers Protecting Law Enforcement With Hate Crime Laws - http://qntra.net/2016/08/louisiana-enacts-and-new-york-considers-protecting-law-enforcement-with-hate-crime-laws/
13:44 thestringpuller asciilifeform: that assumes a smart scammer.
13:44 asciilifeform go and try to insure a pile of usd you keep in your mattress, see what, e.g., lloyds, answers.
13:46 thestringpuller That was probably the case for people scamming usagi, which is what it boiled down to. Usagi issued insurance against people who were exposed to pirate (insured their debts), then collected it into risk trenches (A, B and C) of descending risk. he did 0 underwriting, and was overconfident. So all the people who told him they weren't exposed to pirate were.
13:47 thestringpuller asciilifeform: are you familiar with MPEx CDO? And how the derpage was so bad it was like a 60% default rate.
13:47 asciilifeform ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2016/08/louisiana-enacts-and-new-york-considers-protecting-law-enforcement-with-hate-crime-laws/#comment-66094
13:47 gribble The operation succeeded.
13:47 mircea_popescu thestringpuller quite huh. nice.
13:47 thestringpuller asciilifeform: http://trilema.com/2012/bitcoin-still-not-quite-ready-for-cdos/
13:48 asciilifeform ' If (1) the victim was (A) a government officer or employee; (B) a former government officer or employee; or (C) a member of the immediate family of a person described in subdivision (A) or (B); and (2) the offense of conviction was motivated by such status, increase by 3 levels.'
13:48 mircea_popescu they somehow fail to grasp this a) has al ong history of being tried which b) never failed to produce the opposite effect.
13:49 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: http://qntra.net/2016/08/louisiana-enacts-and-new-york-considers-protecting-law-enforcement-with-hate-crime-laws/#comment-66095
13:50 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo subject to enhance penalties as "hate" crimes. << missed a d
13:51 BingoBoingo ty fxd
13:51 mircea_popescu also it should probably be noted that what worries them isn't "attacking police officer", but the very tmrs-esque "attack government drone"
13:51 mircea_popescu supposedly this luft will protect them. somehow. who knows.
13:52 mircea_popescu they believe they'll get pensions, so why wouldn't they believe the usg will somehow, magically, protect them and their families.
13:53 mircea_popescu it protected the people involved in its various wars, from iraq to bitcoin, ever so grandiosely well. it even managed to protect its ground installations in say libya, or for that matter ethereum...
13:53 asciilifeform in usa, hoodlums stab, shoot, club, push off cliff, run over, cops every day of the week
13:53 asciilifeform normally nobody gives half a shit
13:53 mircea_popescu sean smith could be you today, and WILL be you tomorrow, yo!
13:53 asciilifeform so long as it stays a 'disorganized' thing.
13:53 mircea_popescu not really. recently old woman got stabbed, remember ?
13:53 asciilifeform aha?
13:54 mircea_popescu apparently a warning ain't enough. which... hey, the beatings can definitely continue.
13:54 asciilifeform iirc was some bureaucrat ?
13:54 mircea_popescu quite. "government employee" in this verbiage.
13:54 mircea_popescu how many unknown hillary clintons will have to paint the sidewalk before usg admits defeat and goes to licking selected boots ?
13:54 asciilifeform (in usa, this is typically not nyooz, recall the missouri governor - typically a whole president has to get plugged before it is nyooz)
13:55 mircea_popescu oh it will be news.
13:55 asciilifeform lulzily i had just freshly come back from that part of bmore, when i read the nyooz item re the old woman.
13:56 asciilifeform it must have been a clean job, no constellations of police or whatevers afterward.
13:57 asciilifeform i still have nfi what her political place was
13:57 asciilifeform (fits, or does not, the 'nailgunned for not playing nice' scenario ?)
14:04 mircea_popescu think tank old woman "not playing nice" ?
14:04 mircea_popescu nuts.
14:04 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> (in usa, this is typically not nyooz, recall the missouri governor - typically a whole president has to get plugged before it is nyooz) << Auditor, would have been governor
~ 36 minutes ~
14:40 BingoBoingo Phun Phact, soybeans bleed red when you cut their roots
14:41 deedbot [Qntra] Monsanto On Dicamba Drift Disaster: We Are Not An Enforcement Agency, To Argentina: We Are An Enforcement Agency - http://qntra.net/2016/08/monsanto-on-dicamba-drift-disaster-we-are-not-an-enforcement-agency-to-argentina-we-are-an-enforcement-agency/
14:52 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
14:52 gribble Current Blocks: 423672 | Current Difficulty: 2.0189321085305896E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 425375 | Next Difficulty In: 1703 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 4 hours, 53 minutes, and 41 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
14:52 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
14:52 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 563.29, vol: 9617.39258584 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 571.0, vol: 5857.64775 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 559.247465, vol: 194354.98870000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 572.88, vol: 3094.75560473 | Volume-weighted last average: 559.951517469
14:54 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all --currency gbp
14:54 gribble Bitstamp BTCGBP last: 422.617272, vol: 9557.45953991 | BTC-E BTCGBP last: 428.1358, vol: 5856.48453 | BTCChina BTCGBP last: 420.575265, vol: 194530.62940000 | Kraken BTCGBP last: 452.0, vol: 42.19618789 | Volume-weighted last average: 420.885382441
14:58 ben_vulpes i eat off what now?
14:58 ben_vulpes asciilifeform:
14:58 asciilifeform pnoje appz?
15:00 ben_vulpes oh yeah
15:01 ben_vulpes read as though you were implying i lived off setting ircd's up for folks.
15:01 ben_vulpes unrelated lolz http://www.kaynemcgladrey.com/about/
15:01 asciilifeform le
15:01 asciilifeform l
15:01 asciilifeform dafuq is that
15:02 ben_vulpes some remora
15:03 ben_vulpes http://www.kaynemcgladrey.com/events/ << shit is like 101
15:03 ben_vulpes "how to schedule a meeting"
15:03 ben_vulpes "in this webinar, i will teach you how to hold your dick."
15:03 ben_vulpes "first, unzip your pants. unroll your sea slug into your left hand."
15:03 ben_vulpes "look! you are now holding your dick."
~ 20 minutes ~
15:24 mircea_popescu i want to say that i followed some instructions provided in this website and ended up holding an unmentionable part in my hand.
15:24 mircea_popescu i would like you to delete this dangerous material from the interweb and google.
15:26 ben_vulpes here let me dig through the archives
15:26 ben_vulpes i'm sure i can delete it from everyone's logs
15:26 ben_vulpes two weeks
15:31 mircea_popescu This week, due to your GNAA postings, I just suffered the loss of an important job opportunity, and contract because an individual obtained the private parts I had not intended for hand distribution. After the irc error I wrote several people on that chat ridiculed me.
15:31 mircea_popescu As I informed Mr. [redacted], there are treatises between the Nations of the United States and yours, I believe, Norway, which mandate compliance with the California State and Federal privacy laws respectively.
15:32 mircea_popescu exclamation point.
15:32 asciilifeform waiwat
15:32 mircea_popescu The penalties that can be adjudged against you due to your reckless and knowing violation of the aforementioned act, and my privacy rights under the California Constitution, the highest law in the land for any one person living in the State of California, are very high.
15:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform https://lars.ingebrigtsen.no/2013/08/17/the-internet-help-desk/ some pretty choice lulz in there.
15:38 asciilifeform for some reason the michael church thing comes to mind
15:39 mircea_popescu pretty much everyone with a visible anything gets a ton of these
15:39 asciilifeform 0 google hits btw
15:39 mircea_popescu tpb also had a lulzy page
15:39 asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2014/how-the-other-half-lives-or-michael-o-church-is-a-scummy-fuckwit << subj.
15:39 * asciilifeform wonders how the shmuck got pulled from google
15:40 mircea_popescu http://www.sitelinks.info/search/michael-o-church/ << the internets beg to differ.
15:40 asciilifeform perhaps it is only the trilema result that was yanked. nfi.
15:42 mircea_popescu maybe your google lies.
15:42 asciilifeform no doubt.
15:43 asciilifeform https://yandex.ru/search/?text=michael%20o%20church%20trilema << finds immediately.
15:44 mircea_popescu in fairness, using google is not unlike using the bitcoin network.
15:44 mircea_popescu gotta maintain numerous connections and compare the various lies
15:44 mircea_popescu the naive "i connected to one, should be good rite???" thing dun work since late 90s
15:44 * asciilifeform at one point had an automatic thing for this, but it rusted
15:44 asciilifeform i can rarely be arsed these days.
15:45 mircea_popescu it's not that useful, no.
15:57 asciilifeform to go up stack: the 'delete my history of disgraceful failure OR ELSE!1111' thing is an idiocy that does not come from empty space, but from monkeys watching lizard organs do ~same thing routinely
15:57 asciilifeform straight imitation.
15:57 asciilifeform 'ME TOO!!!1111'
15:58 mircea_popescu quite possibly.
15:58 mircea_popescu also a nice bastadization of "you can be anything" with "if you want something the whole universe coelhospires for it to happen"
15:59 mircea_popescu but it's certainly quite deep. the vermin doesn't merely aim to a comfortable existence, but more importantly to a memory-less situation.
15:59 mircea_popescu hence the whole "anonymous" bullshit.
16:00 asciilifeform a memory-less situation is quite incompatible with 'comfortable existence' for these folx.
16:00 asciilifeform *memory-full
16:00 mircea_popescu how do you figure?
16:00 mircea_popescu ah ah yeah.
16:00 mircea_popescu hence all the "drugs will make things better". the ONE thing all psychoactives have in common is a destruction of identity through fucking up memory.
16:00 mircea_popescu this is also a large portion of why i'm so nonplussed by theoretical "improvements"
16:01 asciilifeform baseless generalization.
16:01 asciilifeform ~sleep debt~ will zap memory, yes.
16:01 mircea_popescu there's a fundamental, perhaps "not visible" in some lights line that distinguishes the college twerps who KNOW what they did from the college twerps who need someone else to tell them what they did.
16:01 mircea_popescu quite blockchain-like, this.
16:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform really ? get drunk sometime.
16:02 asciilifeform clearly i have not been sufficiently drunk ?
16:02 mircea_popescu clearly.
16:03 mircea_popescu $s blackout
16:03 a111 34 results for "blackout", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=blackout
16:03 BingoBoingo Seriously
16:03 * asciilifeform always suspected that 'fuhgettting', such as happens to drunks, is very similar to other things which happen to drunks, in being substantially a matter of ~wanting to~
16:03 mircea_popescu notrly.
16:03 BingoBoingo One can not soak the brain in solvents without solving some brain!
16:03 asciilifeform not speaking of chronic brain damage here, but of 'i fuhget which one i fucked'
16:03 mircea_popescu memory is a high cognitive function, which is why alzheimer's
16:04 mircea_popescu tis not volitional.
16:04 BingoBoingo With Lizards! http://www.drunkard.com/11-03-booze-brain/
16:04 asciilifeform at any rate the 'all psychoactives' thing is poppycock.
16:04 mircea_popescu ellaborate ?
16:05 asciilifeform no evidence that moderate intake of ~just about any dope, affects memory.
16:06 mircea_popescu "It’s generally a mistake to let twitchy nerds get their paws on statistical data." <<
16:06 mircea_popescu asciilifeform if you take enough to notice you thereby took enough to affect memory!
16:06 asciilifeform i am satisfied, for instance, that the boxing ring - does.
16:06 asciilifeform let's have to this standard.
16:06 mircea_popescu let's what ?
16:10 asciilifeform i get it, mircea_popescu is considerably more familiar with the 'rot yer body, rot yer mind', 'clean the bath 1,001 times' sort of dope user.
16:10 asciilifeform vs erdos.
16:10 asciilifeform dun change the fact.
16:11 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-05#1477470 << let's leave the last thread here as cheap alternative to redoing...
16:11 a111 Logged on 2016-06-05 15:26 asciilifeform: observe how nobody's about to legalize the performance dopes.
16:11 * asciilifeform bbl, food
16:12 mircea_popescu deal.
~ 20 minutes ~
16:32 BingoBoingo http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/08/04/why-you-should-have-been-reading-and-writing-qntra-this-whole-time/
16:36 deedbot [Bingo Blog] Why You Should Have Been Reading And Writing Qntra This Whole Time - http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/08/04/why-you-should-have-been-reading-and-writing-qntra-this-whole-time/
16:50 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo "(Visited 38 times, 1 visits today)" holy shit that's a sad fate for an otherwise entertainingly (if superficially) penned piece.
16:51 BingoBoingo welcome to the internet full of shit
16:53 mircea_popescu srsly
16:54 BingoBoingo https://archive.is/sxJUF << In case of DDoS the why QNtra piece
16:58 shinohai I did it for the lulz.
16:58 mircea_popescu is your blog not responding bb ?
17:04 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Suddenly since piece published responding... slow...
17:05 mircea_popescu a here it is.
17:08 * BingoBoingo eventually will get it proper hosting and just convert site to a static archived thing
17:11 mircea_popescu $deed http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/4c6199be-2f9c-463b-82b9-be1d063c0d06/?raw=true
17:12 deedbot accepted: 1
17:12 mircea_popescu $deed http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/5eb8cb1d-9d7e-4174-9a64-4b43f66c54c0/
17:12 deedbot Bad URL or network outage.
17:12 mircea_popescu $deed http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/5eb8cb1d-9d7e-4174-9a64-4b43f66c54c0/?raw=true
17:13 deedbot accepted: 1
17:19 BingoBoingo Other lol http://qntra.net/2016/08/yet-another-underwhelming-effort-to-fork-bitcoin-unveiled/#comment-66109
17:19 shinohai lo
~ 20 minutes ~
17:39 ben_vulpes $key mod6
17:39 deedbot http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/76aa6e36-2538-460e-bdb6-0e498f1fb500/
17:43 mircea_popescu and in other newss, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Vz8rKPA-g
17:45 * asciilifeform pictures crew of kriegsmarine sub arranged for group photo on deck, to this song
17:45 mircea_popescu oya
17:46 mircea_popescu well... no, this is 70s basf stuff.
17:47 asciilifeform for some value of this
17:50 mircea_popescu there was actually a ton of this saccharine bs in the period.
17:50 mircea_popescu $google bettina und patricia
17:50 deedbot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls-3JMQlJXQ << Bettina Patricia Jung und Frech YouTube - YouTube | http://www.bettina-patricia.de/ << Bettina und Patricia / Home | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8a2glfcRRw << Bettina & Patricia - Jung und frech - YouTube
17:51 asciilifeform there was, and prolly still is, a bunch of ru-speaking, largely 18th c. hussar-flavoured variant of it
17:51 mircea_popescu i expect so yeah
17:54 asciilifeform reading old logz, linked earlier, turned up another 'flycheck' -- 'gnu taler'
17:54 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-05#1477506
17:54 a111 Logged on 2016-06-05 17:05 asciilifeform: 'We are building an anonymous, taxable payment system using modern cryptography. Customers will use traditional money transfers to send money to a digital Exchange and in return receive (anonymized) digital cash. Customers can use this digital cash to anonymously pay Merchants. Merchants can redeem the digital cash for traditional money at the digital Exchange. As Merchants are not anonymous, they can be taxed, enabling income or sal
17:54 mircea_popescu lol totally.
17:56 mircea_popescu anyway, the salt clearly burns.
17:57 asciilifeform if the slugs are turning up thinner, it is not apparent to my naked eye.
18:07 BingoBoingo The plug hurt! http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/08/04/why-you-should-have-been-reading-and-writing-qntra-this-whole-time/#comment-112507
18:08 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: say hi to the kako for me
18:08 asciilifeform i had nfi that he reads yer site.
18:12 mats shhh its kako being sneaky
18:13 mats i did also notice he's a big fan of the 'qntra is slashdot repost' line
18:14 asciilifeform fella's got ~3 lines.
18:14 asciilifeform on rotation.
18:15 mircea_popescu in other news, qntra is apparently big in japan : http://megalodon.jp/2016-0803-2149-34/qntra.net/2016/08/bitfinex-breaks-fiat-exchange-that-never-had-anything-to-do-with-bitcoin-finally-goes-away/
18:15 asciilifeform mats: as typified by today's #b-a
18:15 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo maybe consider adding a frame breaker ?
18:15 mircea_popescu there's a model on trilema.
18:17 mircea_popescu o wait, apparently it's actually yet another archiver.
18:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform do you like this one better ?
18:18 asciilifeform the one with the chix vaginally rocketing column of white thermonyookyoolar phire?
18:18 asciilifeform quite definitely.
18:18 mircea_popescu the what now ?!
18:18 asciilifeform i got 'lucky' with the ad rotator
18:18 mircea_popescu lol!
18:20 mircea_popescu in other possibly of vague interest news http://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=Who_We_Are
18:21 mircea_popescu if they weren't on efnet i might even have dropped in for a hi.
18:22 asciilifeform https://i.imgsafe.org/3c01aabac6.png << screenshit.
18:22 mircea_popescu oh i suppose that's just a blur-out
18:23 asciilifeform l0l!
18:23 mircea_popescu incidentally, idiot local glossmag had pic of i forget which celeb and her 11 or so yo daughter. who was, fitting for a child that age in summer, topless.
18:23 mircea_popescu except the idiots blurred out her eyes, making the whole thing look INCREDIBLYT dirty.
18:27 asciilifeform http://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=Deathwatch << interesting.
18:29 asciilifeform 'Google Groups: "Gone within a year" (SketchCow, 2016-06-07).'
18:29 asciilifeform ^ has been ~entirely broken for eons
18:30 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: say hi to the kako for me << Common divorce phenomenon. Parents generally resent the children whose affections continue to follow the other parent.
18:30 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> in other news, qntra is apparently big in japan : http://megalodon.jp/2016-0803-2149-34/qntra.net/2016/08/bitfinex-breaks-fiat-exchange-that-never-had-anything-to-do-with-bitcoin-finally-goes-away/ << win
18:34 deedbot [Ossasepia] Craft-Table Tourism with Foxybot 1.4 - http://www.dianacoman.com/2016/08/04/craft-table-tourism-with-foxybot-1-4/
18:35 shinohai Good week for qntra
18:41 deedbot http://deedbot.org/bundle-423700.txt
18:41 mircea_popescu damn they slow.
18:44 BingoBoingo Pls be parody http://tao.network/
18:45 mircea_popescu doubt it
18:53 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
18:53 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 582.23, vol: 8637.04386390 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 576.011, vol: 5876.57462 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 568.98186, vol: 189973.57130000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 585.5, vol: 2825.33834335 | Volume-weighted last average: 569.958170347
18:58 BingoBoingo Re: tolkien http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/08/04/stephen_colbert_fields_questions_about_lord_of_the_rings_is_huge_tolkien.html
19:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform oh btw, discussion in #eulora reminded me : peano, a very respectable LITERATE mathematician, did in fact chase cantor's counterintuitve result, did in fact find a unit interval to unit space mapping, DID in fact construct a fucking tile to decorate his house, but did NOT put any fucking drawings in his work explaining how to make a non-zone-differentiable function.
19:01 mircea_popescu SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE, and in his own words, "pictographic understanding is not understanding"
~ 21 minutes ~
19:23 shinohai https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn62QbqWcAE18V1.jpg
19:24 mircea_popescu is this re ethereum ?
19:24 shinohai yup
~ 42 minutes ~
20:06 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: can i get a re-link to mp-wp.tar.gz?
20:09 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1496205 << omfg teh linkrot!!!1
20:09 a111 Logged on 2016-07-03 19:37 mircea_popescu: phf http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wp-mptargz.gpg << it's all there ; run a grep over the files for "fill your own" to see what you need to add ; you'll also need a theme (goes in /wp-content ) and obviously a mysql db.
20:10 * ben_vulpes was afk at the time of the original party
20:14 mircea_popescu wouldn't have helped you anyway ; it was keyed to the people who asked.
20:14 mircea_popescu best get phf's variant, iirc he fixed a bunch of stuff.
20:14 mircea_popescu he announces it that same day/early the next
20:14 ben_vulpes ah
20:23 ben_vulpes phf: did you ever release the original sources to which your mp-wp patches apply? i scanned a few days of logs and didn't see anything other than the wp-content and a few patches.
20:23 ben_vulpes shinohai: did you ever get mp-wp running and fit for sharting around?
20:25 shinohai ben_vulpes: http://bit-box.org/blog/
20:26 mircea_popescu a right, that's prolly the right reference, since shinohai was working on it.
20:26 ben_vulpes shinohai: can ye share the sources?
20:27 shinohai sure ben vulpes, hang tite
20:28 ben_vulpes sweet
20:34 shinohai $key ben_vulpes
20:34 shinohai >.>
20:34 ben_vulpes WE WAIT
20:34 deedbot http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/120e28b0-c441-40f0-a6bb-0454b96b7755/
20:35 ben_vulpes http://i53.tinypic.com/24edh80.png
20:38 shinohai ben_vulpes: http://bit-box.org/downloads/wpdev.tar.gz.gpg
20:40 ben_vulpes ty, procured.
20:40 * ben_vulpes off for the evening
20:40 mircea_popescu "Testing RSA keys after generation is a fool's quest. This is a nice thing to do to detect some poor implementations, not poor keys. Moreover, it detects only certain classes of poor keys (specifically, those with small factors). It does not detect poorly seeded RNG used in an otherwise correct RSA private key generation." << god i love reading year-old webwisdom/community consensusi.
20:40 shinohai o/
20:40 mircea_popescu almost as good as reading year-old "intelligent commentary" in various fishwrappers
20:43 ben_vulpes > tinymce
20:43 ben_vulpes TRIGGERED
20:49 mircea_popescu what is that thing even ?
20:50 mircea_popescu Moduli with Obvious Brain-Damage: 235229 << dear god.
21:00 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-05#1515079 << where was this bit of sad ?
21:00 a111 Logged on 2016-08-05 00:40 mircea_popescu: "Testing RSA keys after generation is a fool's quest. This is a nice thing to do to detect some poor implementations, not poor keys. Moreover, it detects only certain classes of poor keys (specifically, those with small factors). It does not detect poorly seeded RNG used in an otherwise correct RSA private key generation." << god i love reading year-old webwisdom/community consensusi.
21:01 asciilifeform also phuctor, even in the 2013 earliest version, was never limited to 'small factors' wtf.
21:02 asciilifeform dafuq was even being smoked by this commenter?
21:04 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-05#1515085 << this includes perhaps 1/5 of Framedragger's mods thus far
21:04 a111 Logged on 2016-08-05 00:50 mircea_popescu: Moduli with Obvious Brain-Damage: 235229 << dear god.
21:04 asciilifeform (largely due to 'e==35')
21:05 asciilifeform there are also massive dupe armies, by the thousand.
21:05 asciilifeform (as reported by various folks in earlier years, but afaik never exhaustively catalogued publicly)
21:05 BingoBoingo "btcfork.consider.it" << AHA Toomim is in on the latest fork noise!
21:05 shinohai what a shocker
21:06 BingoBoingo The list online in their ADVERTISED freenode channel at the moment is... myself, hostfat, spunky, and luke-jr
21:06 BingoBoingo And I left, now there are 3
21:09 shinohai they probably have a "slack"
21:18 mircea_popescu in other thinspiration news, http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nyju8N1e1rv3z86o1_250.gif
21:22 asciilifeform http://s13.zetaboards.com/Crypto/topic/7487358/1 << moar lulz.
21:24 shinohai ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/1aTP
21:24 gribble The operation succeeded.
21:33 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: http://www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=2783535 << pinoy huntin' licenses - apparently - for sale.
21:35 BingoBoingo ty shinohai
21:35 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Cool
21:36 mircea_popescu asciilifeform wtf i just read.
21:36 asciilifeform which wtf
21:36 mircea_popescu first
21:36 deedbot [Qntra] Bitfinex Embraces Socialism In Losing - http://qntra.net/2016/08/bitfinex-embraces-socialism-in-losing/
21:37 asciilifeform it was umpeenth ignoramus who discussed phuctorable keyz without reference to phuctor?
21:37 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo wanna bet they'll be right back trying to trade while insolvent, shtylman style ?
21:37 asciilifeform *umpteenth
21:37 mircea_popescu and the imbeciles will lap it all up like they lap up ~any sort of lsop ?
21:37 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Tis the way of their codebase!
21:37 mircea_popescu asciilifeform hey, they got lenstra.
21:37 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo it is isn't it!
21:38 BingoBoingo HISTORY RHYMES!!!
21:38 mircea_popescu yeah. with dick.
21:39 mircea_popescu ok that's epic.
21:39 mircea_popescu today, pinoy get license to kill any druggies, tomorrow usians get license to kill any ex-"usg".
21:45 BingoBoingo win http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mtgox-cad.png from http://trilema.com/2012/strategic-superiority-a-saga/
21:58 shinohai BingoBoingo: http://ix.io/1aUh
21:59 shinohai Yet another exchange showing the signs of imminent demise.
22:01 mod6 <+shinohai> mod6 was gonna add one to tbot or something << yeah, will need to get to that...
22:01 mod6 mircea_popescu sings "i did it one step at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime... i got the only one there is around" << lol, great song.
22:01 mod6 how's tmsr~ today, gentlemen?
22:02 shinohai The republic shines over her enemies another week.
22:04 mod6 im gonna get myself a new box one of these days.
22:05 mod6 then im gonna put african on it and let it just foxy bot just harvest 24/7
22:05 BingoBoingo ty, shinohai on a roll
22:05 mod6 excited for that
22:06 shinohai \o/
22:06 mod6 keep up the good work, gentlemen
22:07 mod6 speaking of which; wanna help the foundation test V99994 of the build script? let me know.
22:07 shinohai just pm me im on board
22:08 mod6 ;;later tell pete_dushenski wanna help test V99994 build script?
22:08 gribble The operation succeeded.
22:08 mod6 danielpbarron, let me know if you have spare cycles too ^
22:08 mod6 hanbot?
22:09 mod6 shinohai: yup. you really already passed the thing. feel free to re-test at-will, also, to help others who may need it.
22:09 mod6 basically, one can follow the instrutions here: http://thebitcoin.foundation/trb-howto.html
22:09 deedbot [Qntra] Magnr Pauses Trading Stirring Worry - http://qntra.net/2016/08/magnr-pauses-trading-stirring-worry/
22:09 mod6 with the exception that they'll need the URL to the testing version of V99994
22:10 mircea_popescu heh
22:10 mircea_popescu mod6 yeah not bad idea. i have a box playing eulora all day long
22:10 mircea_popescu i fucking love mining with the new foxybot
22:13 mod6 i'm kindof an asshole right now - I told diana_coman that I'd play more this year, just need to get a new box first. that was... months ago. :/
22:13 mod6 so I need to pony up.
22:13 shinohai i just haven't been able to get eulora-level machinery yet
22:14 mod6 its a bunch of fun. and there's jerbs to be had (as some players will hire you) and/or money to be made.
22:16 mod6 it's a good time to start too, because, iirc land (ownership?) is coming soon too.
22:17 adlai what level is eulora-level?
22:17 mod6 (thought i read that, might be wrong)
22:17 shinohai ive put most of my resources into stable www machine lol
22:17 mod6 adlai: i run it with an asus laptop with an i5 and whatever onboard pos graphics card (intel) comes with it.
22:17 mod6 with african os
22:18 shinohai `eulora-level` being certainly something better than my current i5
22:18 * BingoBoingo wonders when review of new Eulora release is coming in...
22:18 shinohai www box is ibm server w/ no grafix
22:18 adlai heh, google is smarter than expected:
22:18 adlai ;;google african os linux
22:18 gribble Ubuntu ( operating system ) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_(operating_system)>; List of Linux distributions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Linux_distributions>; About Ubuntu | Ubuntu: <http://www.ubuntu.com/about/about-ubuntu>
22:19 mod6 lol, everyone knows
22:20 mod6 if someone where so inclined, i bet there could be a text-only eulora client created.
22:21 mod6 maybe even discussed previously? can't recall, but that'd be sweet. just connect, issue some coords and commands and let it rip.
22:26 adlai it's been mentioned although nobody but me expressed any interest; and i'd want familiarity with the regular client first, anyways
22:26 * asciilifeform interested
22:26 mod6 sure.
22:28 * adlai thought asciilifeform preferred to play with toys & pets in the physical realm!
22:28 asciilifeform usually yes.
22:28 mircea_popescu mod6 not like it's mandatory or anything. leisure!
22:28 mod6 oh for sure. much fun to be had.
22:29 mircea_popescu shinohai what level is that ? im running it on a box from like ... 2005 i think
22:29 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo possibly danielpbarron is cooking one
22:30 mircea_popescu shinohai ah that's your thing then, no gfx card. so pick up something for 20 bux, it'll carry.
22:30 BingoBoingo Cool, it is something someone other than myself has to bake.
22:31 mircea_popescu mod6 yeah there was some talk of making a text client. maybe jurov was considering it iirc ? anyway, eventually one'll definitely exist.
22:32 mircea_popescu adlai oh was it you ? anyway i recall alf wanted one. was entire thread about this.
22:32 adlai !s eulora emacs
22:32 gribble Error: "s" is not a valid command.
22:32 adlai $s eulora emacs
22:32 a111 6 results for "eulora emacs", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=eulora%20emacs
22:32 shinohai text client would be most excellent
22:32 mod6 ah, yeah maybe jurov was talkin about it.
22:33 mircea_popescu shinohai the foxybot could prolly be expanded into an actual text client. it has methods to interact with the world mostly written.
22:33 mod6 the gfx part is certainly part of the exp.; however, if one was to do a lot of bot work, txt would suit just fine.
22:33 mircea_popescu for instance right now, i actually used the bot to take me to the mining spot, because it does the table trick
22:34 mircea_popescu which you know, otherwise dragging the materials there by hand...
22:34 mod6 ah, right. auto-pilot
22:34 mircea_popescu would be trivial to expand its console commands to cover ~everything in game
22:34 mircea_popescu mod6 no, no, see now it prevents you from getting overweight when mining through dropping a craft table. it's a thing of wonder
22:35 mod6 oooh. coolness.
22:35 mod6 that was always a thing. having to run back to town to store loot
22:35 mircea_popescu the client IS pretty gnarly. but as the bot did most of the interfacing work already, it's not THAt bad.
22:36 hanbot <mod6> speaking of which; wanna help the foundation test V99994 of the build script? let me know. << soitenly, will slip it into the weekend
22:44 mircea_popescu mod6 curious who gets the next pop, too hehe
22:45 mod6 yeah, every explore is exciting in that way.
22:45 mod6 you never know.
22:45 mircea_popescu iirc danielpbarron got that sizable barehanded, too.
22:45 mod6 !
22:46 mod6 thats awesome actually.
22:46 mircea_popescu remarkables being in the millions of ecu range, this is who knows, possibly close to a btc.
22:46 mod6 *nod*
22:47 mircea_popescu i had been crafting for many months, but now esp with the new mining bot expansions i think ima do some serious mining.
22:47 mircea_popescu got a few stacks of lbn to marry.
22:49 mod6 thinking back to the pre-bot days, it is quite remarkable to let it just run and it does everything for you.
22:49 mircea_popescu for srs.
22:49 mod6 my arm would srsly get tired after a few hours.
22:49 mod6 lol
22:49 mircea_popescu yeah, then recall the xmacro days ?
22:50 mod6 AH
22:50 mod6 indeed.
22:50 mircea_popescu so tenuous.
22:50 mod6 had forgotten about that.
22:50 mircea_popescu im sitting here watching it dig up tinies as we speak :D
22:51 mod6 nice.
22:57 mod6 bot works great still
22:57 mod6 what's the deal with 'size'? i put in 'small' seems to be happy. *shrug*
23:07 mircea_popescu which size ?
23:12 mod6 oh, its (newer?) bot option i think?
23:13 mod6 i got it working. maybe you tell it which size you're willing to build on the fly...
23:27 mircea_popescu i use something like /bot explore 55555 line 25 1 7 7500 8500
23:27 mircea_popescu but if you /bot help it'll explain what's what.
23:40 mod6 ah, thx
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