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01:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38408 @ 0.00050647 = 19.4525 BTC [+] {2}
01:37 BingoBoingo ;;google chevy bolt
01:37 gribble Bolt EV Concept Car: The Future of EV | Chevrolet: <http://www.chevrolet.com/culture/article/bolt-ev-concept-car.html>; The Electric Chevrolet Bolt: This Is It Before You're Supposed To See It: <http://jalopnik.com/the-electric-chevrolet-bolt-this-is-pretty-much-it-1751258676>; I drove the Chevy Bolt, GM's electric car for everyone | The Verge: (1 more message)
01:37 BingoBoingo ^ Tesla's over
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02:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 62050 @ 0.000506 = 31.3973 BTC [-] {8}
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03:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55951 @ 0.00050151 = 28.06 BTC [-] {3}
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03:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.00050239 = 6.6818 BTC [+] {2}
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03:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 89648 @ 0.00051246 = 45.941 BTC [+] {6}
03:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24908 @ 0.00051531 = 12.8353 BTC [+]
04:08 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.80000000 BTC on 'No' - Silver at or over $19/oz before April - http://bitbet.us/bet/1200/silver-at-or-over-19-oz-before-april/#b25
04:18 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.25839739 BTC on 'No' - Silver at or over $19/oz before April - http://bitbet.us/bet/1200/silver-at-or-over-19-oz-before-april/#b26
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04:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50861 @ 0.00050332 = 25.5994 BTC [-]
04:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55850 @ 0.00050273 = 28.0775 BTC [-]
04:45 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Silver at or over $19/oz before April - http://bitbet.us/bet/1200/silver-at-or-over-19-oz-before-april/#b27
04:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63471 @ 0.00050108 = 31.804 BTC [-] {3}
04:57 jurov http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362104 leash is not needed. maybe one in a million is capable of simultaneous working in corporate machine and also under completely different paradigm on their own
04:57 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 02:13:30; asciilifeform: google open sores works rather like 'here have a bag of $$$, do whatever you like, but you can be poettering and you definitely cannot be jurov, asciilifeform, ben_vulpes'
04:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25092 @ 0.00050046 = 12.5575 BTC [-] {2}
05:00 jurov http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362107 TCP socket that electrum wallet creates is easily replaced by serial connection, what stops you?
05:00 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 02:14:08; *: BingoBoingo spzs that alternative to burn it all down right now, is make less retarded "electrum server/wallet" software pair. server runs with node, wallet runs on machine connected with rs-232, bitcoind relays transaction and feeds server blockchain
05:02 jurov whether "stratum" protocol fits in head for easy control, that's another question.
05:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9882 @ 0.00049404 = 4.8821 BTC [-]
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05:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12800 @ 0.00050028 = 6.4036 BTC [+] {3}
05:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17811 @ 0.00050131 = 8.9288 BTC [+]
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06:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17845 @ 0.0005013 = 8.9457 BTC [+] {2}
06:09 kakobrekla isnt stratum a miner protocol thing?
06:19 jurov kakobrekla: it's easily extensible
06:20 jurov https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Stratum_mining_protocol
06:20 assbot Stratum mining protocol - Bitcoin Wiki ... ( http://bit.ly/1RkFjLU )
06:21 jurov Stratum protocol is based on JSON-RPC 2.0 (although it doesn’t include “jsonrpc” information in every message).
06:23 jurov http://www.wired.com/2016/01/project-aims-to-unite-bitcoin-with-other-online-currencies/ fuuuu what a spin
06:23 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1RkFBCD )
06:23 jurov “This will be something that sits on top of all the ledgers and abstracts the differences,” says Ripple chief technology officer Stefan Thomas. “We’re trying to create a global standard for payments.”
06:23 jurov they ran off with alf's meta-nsa idea :D
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06:42 punkman https://github.com/interledger/five-bells-demo ref implementation is node.js of course
06:42 assbot interledger/five-bells-demo · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1RkHP4T )
06:43 punkman wtf does it do, some kind of cross-chain mutlisig?
06:49 kakobrekla they just keep making up new shits as upgrades to the previous shits and juicing the vcs
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07:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42489 @ 0.00050005 = 21.2466 BTC [-]
07:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4750 @ 0.00049557 = 2.354 BTC [-] {2}
07:37 jurov um...okcupiddudes should be instructed to wait longer than 5 mins
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07:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23850 @ 0.00049557 = 11.8193 BTC [-]
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08:13 mircea_popescu <BingoBoingo> ^ Tesla's over << you wouldn't have expected a govt agency not to muscle in sooner or later neh ?
08:18 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=07-01-2016#1361875 << you can, if you don't care about the risk someone will send you a new payment and miners will rearrange a block so that it goes t otheir fee. incidentally, this property of the correct design combined with the baseless butthurt of the power rangers over address reuse (in which they simply follow unthinkingly the humours of satoshi) suggests to me that the derp
08:18 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 00:34:40; kakobrekla: "send their total contents as follows" now i noted the 'total' - then you must never reuse an address.
08:18 mircea_popescu ACTUALLY THOUGHT his design equivalent to the correct design in this aspect, and none of them meanwhile figured out the matter even exists so blindly follow.
08:19 mircea_popescu also, jurov is exactly right. humans are monomaniacs by nature.
08:20 mircea_popescu <jurov> “This will be something that sits on top of all the <<< dream of aparatchick. to "sit on top of all the". wherein "aparatchick" is defined as "one whose ambition exceeds his capacities".
08:21 mircea_popescu world fulla these.
08:21 kakobrekla in the tx inputs on the tx address arent unambiguously specified you could reuse same signed statement "move x btc fom xa to ya"
08:21 mircea_popescu <kakobrekla> they just keep making up new shits as upgrades to the previous shits and juicing the vcs << precisely.
08:21 kakobrekla if*
08:22 mircea_popescu kakobrekla that's what teh nonce is for.
08:22 mircea_popescu well... that and protecting the crypto.
08:23 mircea_popescu jurov nah, let them give their own measure. i very much appreciate the exceptional filtering b-a provides for "hey man where could i talk to you i have an important business proposal".
08:23 mircea_popescu "can i be your partner ?" etc. i pass along a webchat linl, problem solved.
08:24 mircea_popescu incidentally asciilifeform can i has nsa letter ?
08:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13328 @ 0.00050004 = 6.6645 BTC [+] {2}
08:32 mircea_popescu in other news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/4246e8e37f11f4f10d939e8da41526c2/tumblr_n037514mNT1s2gmayo1_1280.jpg
08:32 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ISCcYJ )
08:32 mircea_popescu ;;bc,stats
08:32 gribble Current Blocks: 392162 | Current Difficulty: 1.0388034081545589E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 393119 | Next Difficulty In: 957 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 9 hours, 7 minutes, and 12 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
08:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43700 @ 0.00049557 = 21.6564 BTC [-]
08:37 shinohai http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362328 <<< Good morning Asseteers! :D
08:37 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 13:32:06; mircea_popescu: in other news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/4246e8e37f11f4f10d939e8da41526c2/tumblr_n037514mNT1s2gmayo1_1280.jpg
08:38 mircea_popescu hola.
08:45 shinohai 4329 blocks to go. I might have an actual trb node by next week.
08:46 mircea_popescu le cool.
08:47 mircea_popescu in other news, http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cute-bird-parents-41__700.jpg
08:47 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1mIctaQ )
08:48 mircea_popescu !up Chesterly
08:48 Chesterly hey mirc. Are the end of the year bets that havent been confirmed being rebroadcast?
08:49 Chesterly they are just sitting in mempools
08:49 mircea_popescu Chesterly being worked on, see http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362080
08:49 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 02:03:27; mircea_popescu: kakobrekla if people are still emailing you re bitbet : it seems currently that the whole shebang should be done before the weekend. with apologies to all the users who got their payouts delayed.
08:49 mircea_popescu !up bitbttttt
08:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21150 @ 0.00049557 = 10.4813 BTC [-]
08:49 shinohai ^ see? I haz learned the value of patience. BitBet users not so much.
08:49 Chesterly thank you
08:49 mircea_popescu np.
08:49 mircea_popescu shinohai hey, it's their money.
08:50 bitbttttt hi
08:50 Chesterly i'm fine with being patient so long as i'm informed about the situation
08:50 Chesterly seems bitbet is keeping users informed which is good
08:50 mircea_popescu aha.
08:51 mircea_popescu anyway, if you have patience to go througfh the logs it's prolly informative.
08:51 Chesterly will do
08:51 Chesterly thanks
08:51 shinohai If no one else is doing it I will keep posting updates to the bitcointalk thread with mah shiny new account.
08:51 Chesterly plz post link to that thread
08:51 Chesterly thanks
08:51 shinohai Lacking anything else to do lately.
08:52 mircea_popescu idle hands are the devil's penises or how did that go shinohai
08:52 mircea_popescu gotta get you married off or what.
08:52 shinohai I was already married once, do not wish to repeat.
08:53 mircea_popescu the longest serving slavegirl is gonna celebrate decade mark soon, i attest the experience's been nothing short of pleasant.
08:53 shinohai Besides, call girls are cheaper and less annoying.
08:53 mircea_popescu marriage is for the dogs.
08:54 mircea_popescu shinohai yeah less annoying, perhaps, but do they suckle on your toes in lieu of wake-up alarm ? hm ?
08:54 shinohai I like to be awoken with a good hummer >.>
08:55 mircea_popescu i'm a light sleeper :D
08:55 shinohai lol
08:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22700 @ 0.00049547 = 11.2472 BTC [-] {2}
08:59 shinohai No official trb thread on bitcointalk, all this XT, bigger blocks, and segwit nonsense there too. :/
09:00 punkman shinohai: that'd be good for some lulz
09:02 mircea_popescu best get a pic with nice cleavage too shinohai
09:03 shinohai Indeed. When I haz enough forum rank I'll even make a trb signature xD
09:03 shinohai Heh they disallow pics for noobs now
09:08 jurov i have an old account, unused for ~2 years, don't you want it?
09:11 punkman "Google has fixed a bug in an online tool after it began translating "Russian Federation" to "Mordor"."
09:12 shinohai kek
09:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45150 @ 0.00050045 = 22.5953 BTC [+] {2}
09:18 BingoBoingo <jurov> whether "stratum" protocol fits in head for easy control, that's another question. << A lot of this. I'm imagining and "electrum" that isn't actually electrum. i.e. not a big ball of whatever that desperately wants to advertise to the world exactly what it is. basically a different better database client setup. May break down and learn to make code enough to shit one out by 2030.
09:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11050 @ 0.00049533 = 5.4734 BTC [-] {2}
09:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34640 @ 0.00050108 = 17.3574 BTC [+] {4}
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09:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00050176 = 9.2324 BTC [+] {2}
10:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21400 @ 0.00049533 = 10.6001 BTC [-]
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10:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26772 @ 0.00049986 = 13.3823 BTC [+] {2}
10:36 diametric asciilifeform: around?
10:36 diametric he's at the salt mine isn't he
10:38 thestringpuller diametric: uranium mine*
10:41 diametric !up Xplosionist
10:41 Xplosionist thx!
10:41 Xplosionist Mostly I wanted voice for a bit to ask about getting a bitbet resolved early.
10:42 Xplosionist bet 1172 can only resolve "Yes" as of this past Sunday's football game, but the original resolution time is set to be after the Superbowl.
10:44 diametric ascii_butugychag: morning
10:45 thestringpuller !up ascii_butugychag
10:45 thestringpuller How is the labor camp ascii_butugychag ?
10:46 ascii_butugychag hey diametric !
10:47 diametric ascii_butugychag: Xplosionist is here, he's had some good fortune on bitbet
10:47 ascii_butugychag thestringpuller: meeting uranium quota
10:47 ascii_butugychag Xplosionist !
10:47 ascii_butugychag l0l how's that
10:47 Xplosionist Howdy ascii!
10:47 diametric he had faith in the redskins
10:47 diametric when no one else did
10:47 Xplosionist (which is hard to do I must admit)
10:48 mircea_popescu sometimes they get closed early yeah.
10:48 ascii_butugychag interesting. unfortunately i don't know enough re: the sport to comment
10:48 Xplosionist The regular season ended this past weekend. The post-season is all single elimintation.
10:49 Xplosionist So, their record if 9-7, and they can lose a maximum of one more game (which they likely will in their first post-season game, but)
10:49 Xplosionist s/if/is
10:52 diametric I see, so no matter what, the Redskins can only lose one more game, putting them at 9 wins, 8 losses, still making the bet resolve to yes. So theres no point in waiting until after the superbowl to resolve it?
10:54 * ascii_butugychag bbl, meeting
10:54 Xplosionist Yes diametric. Their worst posible conclustion would be 9-8. If they win more games, it will be better.
10:55 diametric ;;rate Xplosionist 1 meatspace colleague, an actual verifiable human being.
10:55 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Xplosionist has been recorded.
10:55 Xplosionist (I don't think anyone expects them to beat the packers this weekend, but I kinda hope it might happen)
10:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58500 @ 0.00049515 = 28.9663 BTC [-] {4}
10:55 Xplosionist ;;rate diametric 1 coworker, verifiable human, smart guy
10:55 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user diametric has been recorded.
10:58 danielpbarron !gettrust diametric Xplosionist
10:58 assbot Trust relationship from user diametric to user Xplosionist: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. |http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=diametric&to=Xplosionist | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/Xplosionist/
10:58 Xplosionist So I just wanted to try that, so I can start the 48 hour timer on getting my reward for blind devotion. ;-)
10:59 Xplosionist mircea_popescu: Can that bet be resolved now?
11:01 Xplosionist diametric: You should trust asciilifeform, so there's a secondary path between us in WOT. :-)
11:01 diametric at some point i'll sit down and figure out all the people i should jerk off in wot.
11:03 Xplosionist danielpbarron: What's btcalpha.com, and why does it seem to have a different reading on WOT than bitcoin-otc.com?
11:03 mircea_popescu Xplosionist bitbet's a little backed up at the moment, but prolly someone'll look into it sooner than lsater.
11:03 Xplosionist diametric: ew! Bad picture....
11:03 danielpbarron Xplosionist, it's a different WoT that forked from the gribble one
11:03 mircea_popescu Xplosionist the wot got forked almost exactly a year ago.
11:04 Xplosionist mircea_popescu thanks. I'd just rather not have to wait a month plus.
11:10 shinohai !v assbot:shinohai.rate.naphex.1:0d73d0627aad426c66808bbfaa61cf3f5e460e74dde8061cd1deac0ce69d6275
11:10 assbot Successfully added a rating of 1 for naphex with note: Brought together BTC and babes with xotika.tv
11:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29368 @ 0.00049678 = 14.5894 BTC [+] {2}
11:14 diametric !up Xplosionist
11:27 Xplosionist And bitcoin is sharply up today, I notice. This is a good thing.
11:29 diametric I'm guessing speculation related to the chinese market crash.
11:30 diametric hmm btc-e appears to be down.
11:30 Xplosionist for the day? Bitstamp is up 20+, so that would be surprising.
11:31 Xplosionist oh, you likely meant the server, not the reported BTC value. :-)
11:31 diametric yeah
11:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5351 @ 0.0004942 = 2.6445 BTC [-] {2}
11:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39499 @ 0.00049367 = 19.4995 BTC [-] {2}
11:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18550 @ 0.00049669 = 9.2136 BTC [+] {2}
11:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82629 @ 0.00049367 = 40.7915 BTC [-] {2}
11:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25148 @ 0.00049279 = 12.3927 BTC [-] {2}
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12:08 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
12:08 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 453.01, vol: 14445.88527525 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 453.89, vol: 46846.83436107 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 441.0, vol: 2.1 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 451.973463, vol: 82328.44740000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 450.16011, vol: 88.77511911 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 456.319135, vol: 86.94295586 | Volume-weighted last average: 452.703309505
12:13 punkman http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/07/opinion/guns-anger-and-nonsense-in-oregon.html "by the editorial board" lol
12:13 assbot Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1RcddCh )
12:15 punkman "The simple message Mr. Bundy and his band must hear is this: If everyone with a gripe against the government responded by threatening federal officials with weapons, America would no longer be a nation governed by the rule of law. Their grievances, like everyone else’s, can be addressed. But not before they put down the guns."
12:20 punkman https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX73jDVU0AA4l4R.jpg:large
12:20 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1THEj1O )
12:23 punkman https://twitter.com/Zerodium/status/685124632723066880
12:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38100 @ 0.00049234 = 18.7582 BTC [-] {4}
12:33 BingoBoingo Oh, a cool order in the -otc book https://bitcoin-otc.com/vieworder.php?id=22599
12:33 assbot #bitcoin-otc order id 22599 ... ( http://bit.ly/1RceQ2Z )
12:37 jurov http://www.amazon.com/AJC-TSG100-Titanium-Roofing-Hatchet/dp/B005WY9XXE this?
12:37 assbot AJC TSG100 Titanium Roofing Hatchet Weight 10 oz. Made in U.S.A. - Shingle Hammers - Amazon.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rcf9uv )
12:38 BingoBoingo lol
12:38 BingoBoingo It's a timekeeping device
12:38 BingoBoingo Though that is a sweet hatchet, I dun have a titanium one
12:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30133 @ 0.00049683 = 14.971 BTC [+] {2}
12:44 mod6 jurov: did you ever figure out anything with that segfault -- weather data corrupted or isolated to local changes to bitcoind for mempool investigation?
12:45 jurov no, did not work on that yet
12:45 jurov you got it too?
12:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00049684 = 2.5836 BTC [+]
12:48 mod6 no, i've never seen anything like that. have stopped R.I. (sometimes for weeks at a time) then restarted without issue, lots of times. just been following along in here. just was curious.
12:49 mod6 been trying to follow up with a whole bunch of things from here actually. including this tx thing from yesterday. i've been going through the raw txs and drawing diagrams myself.
12:52 mod6 what's strange, at least to me, is why tx d8e60a097 seemed to u tx ebc5d7688 as its prev_hash instead of tx 09e82c06, which was accepted and added to block 391,657.
12:52 punkman mod6, because teh wallet sucks
12:53 mod6 all of this 94 blocks after tx 9de6a04788
12:53 mod6 punkman: yeah, without digging into the code yet, it certainly appears that way.
12:54 mod6 s/seemed to u tx/seemed to use tx/
13:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 104631 @ 0.00049927 = 52.2391 BTC [+] {5}
13:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3709 @ 0.00050254 = 1.8639 BTC [+]
13:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9455 @ 0.00050253 = 4.7514 BTC [-] {2}
13:14 deedbot- [Qntra] Iran Announces Hajj Ban - http://qntra.net/2016/01/iran-announces-hajj-ban/
13:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58568 @ 0.00050272 = 29.4433 BTC [+] {2}
13:25 punkman "If the game detects it was pirated, it will throw up a fake error message stating "Unable to shade polygon normals", which is not actually an error that can occur. The "error code" provided with the message will be equivalent to the pirate's Steam ID, causing many pirates to out themselves posting the error and its code on the official Garry's Mod forums, resulting in a ban from Steam."
13:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16615 @ 0.00050046 = 8.3151 BTC [-] {2}
13:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9271 @ 0.00049736 = 4.611 BTC [-] {2}
13:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 108779 @ 0.00050404 = 54.829 BTC [+] {6}
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13:55 BingoBoingo !up Cristina
13:55 Cristina hola hola
13:55 Cristina gracias
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14:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13671 @ 0.0004915 = 6.7193 BTC [-] {3}
14:17 jurov https://www.bimek.com/?lang=en huh
14:17 assbot Bimek SLV – The new contraception for men. ... ( http://bit.ly/1n6rfZz )
14:17 jurov "One valve is mounted on each spermatic duct and disrupts the flow of sperm cells when closed. The user is then sterile, can wear the Bimek SLV for a life time and regulate it himself with just a flip of a switch."
14:21 BingoBoingo Or if you want male birth control you could just blast trenbolone for great justice
14:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38048 @ 0.00050509 = 19.2177 BTC [+] {2}
14:24 kakobrekla 100% vegan ?
14:24 BingoBoingo Sure
14:25 * BingoBoingo sure Big Child Support Industry is only reason effective male birth control is not available otc in pharmacies
14:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28967 @ 0.00049414 = 14.3138 BTC [-] {2}
14:47 shinohai dat netsplit! >.>
14:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26177 @ 0.00049189 = 12.8762 BTC [-] {3}
14:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30621 @ 0.00049094 = 15.0331 BTC [-] {2}
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15:18 deedbot- [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] In which two fathers attempt to unironically discuss cuckolds. - http://www.contravex.com/2016/01/07/in-which-two-fathers-attempt-to-unironically-discuss-cuckolds/
15:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18800 @ 0.00049111 = 9.2329 BTC [+] {2}
15:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28200 @ 0.00049111 = 13.8493 BTC [+]
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16:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28600 @ 0.0004904 = 14.0254 BTC [-] {2}
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16:38 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
16:39 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 454.64, vol: 15490.75269341 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 451.575, vol: 10222.81119 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 455.98, vol: 51728.15078022 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 440.0, vol: 2.84 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 453.736217, vol: 85256.03370000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 453.0, vol: 131.78954268 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 457.567916, vol: 92.48171251 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
16:39 BingoBoingo ;;more
16:39 gribble 454.400275491
16:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17500 @ 0.0004935 = 8.6363 BTC [+] {3}
17:00 pete_dushenski my new node 'tevye' is now synced (took <7 days) and 8333 is open : 162.220.15.184
17:02 pete_dushenski using ~1.2gb of ram atm.
17:03 pete_dushenski though rapidly running out of disk space... currently on the hunt for new vps provider.
17:04 pete_dushenski !up thestringpuller
17:04 pete_dushenski ;;ticker
17:04 gribble Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 456.15, Best ask: 456.36, Bid-ask spread: 0.21000, Last trade: 456.2, 24 hour volume: 51612.52325862, 24 hour low: 427.03, 24 hour high: 459.0, 24 hour vwap: None
17:05 pete_dushenski ;;later tell mod6 thanks for all your help with the node set-up, it worked like a charm :)
17:05 gribble The operation succeeded.
17:05 mod6 np, glad to hear it :]
17:05 pete_dushenski 25 connections atm
17:05 mod6 go, btc go!
17:06 pete_dushenski though, obviously since it's "0.5.4", bitnodes.io claims utter ignorance of tevye's existence
17:06 mircea_popescu what's tevye btw ?
17:06 pete_dushenski fiddler on the roof protagonist
17:06 mircea_popescu oh oh
17:09 * ben_vulpes launches a bubble from the submersible
17:09 mircea_popescu fart ?
17:11 pete_dushenski !s contabo
17:11 assbot 0 results for 'contabo' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=contabo
17:11 mircea_popescu "if wealth is a curse let god smite me down with it! and let me never recover!"
17:12 pete_dushenski ^^
17:12 mircea_popescu o btw, you know the joke with the xtian, muslim and jew discussing religion ?
17:12 pete_dushenski which one ?
17:13 mircea_popescu so these three fellows are siting around extolling their respective faiths and the merits of the respective chief figurehead.
17:13 mircea_popescu xtian explains how one day he was walking down the street, and he saw the most beautiful woman.
17:14 mircea_popescu so he followed her, and as he was going prayed the lord, "my god, do not let me fall into sin for this woman". so as god had it the woman turned a corner, there was a church, she went in, they were married and it was all good.
17:14 mircea_popescu praise the lord!
17:14 mircea_popescu muslim goes : well, i saw this great horse. best horse i've ever seen.
17:15 mircea_popescu except his fucking owner wouldn\t sell it no matter what. so i prayed to the prophet, that i may not fall into sin for this horse. so allah intervened, the horse dropped dead and all was well.
17:15 mircea_popescu allaku snackbar!
17:15 mircea_popescu the jew explains : one sabbath day, i was going down the street and lo! there was a hundred dollars on the ground.
17:15 mircea_popescu so he prayed to yahweh, "oh lord, do not let me fall into sin in the holy day of sabbath". and lo and behold, all around him was suddenly wednesday.
17:17 pete_dushenski l0l
17:17 pete_dushenski apt.
17:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13338 @ 0.00049308 = 6.5767 BTC [-] {2}
17:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15258 @ 0.00049016 = 7.4789 BTC [-] {2}
17:24 davout mircea_popescu: good one
17:25 mircea_popescu ;)
17:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55000 @ 0.00049365 = 27.1508 BTC [+] {2}
17:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21650 @ 0.0004937 = 10.6886 BTC [+] {2}
17:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19050 @ 0.00049434 = 9.4172 BTC [+]
17:36 mircea_popescu anyone in teh us wanna order a flowers delivery for me ?
17:38 pete_dushenski i can probably handle it from here
17:39 pete_dushenski take your pick http://www.usaflowerdelivery.com/ http://www.proflowers.com/usa-flowers-usa
17:39 assbot USA Flower Delivery | Flower Delivery USA | USA Flowers Delivered ... ( http://bit.ly/1VNO3sS )
17:39 assbot USA Flowers | Flower Delivery in America / United States ... ( http://bit.ly/1VNO683 )
17:42 pete_dushenski in other nyooz, http://time.com/4130093/best-space-photos-2015/?xid=tcoshare
17:42 assbot The Best Space Photos of 2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/1VNOweE )
17:47 shinohai Dear YHWH please help me locate the proper firmware for my wifi
17:49 ben_vulpes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1361807 << i had mega-fun with this when playing around with a sql schema for the blockchain
17:49 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 00:01:37; mircea_popescu: motherfucker what ?!
17:50 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski http://dpaste.com/08WNJDD
17:50 assbot dpaste: 08WNJDD ... ( http://bit.ly/1VNPN5w )
17:52 ben_vulpes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1361890 << heh you crapping these turds out entertains me no end given how long and loudly you've yelled in the past about the impossibility of it
17:52 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 00:50:36; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1361822 << lulzily i just put in a long hard day laying the foundations of a provably-correct $boringwidget for $censoredrichfolks
18:05 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/2V0481K.txt
18:05 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1VNS5RS )
18:11 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski nothing.
18:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31470 @ 0.00049434 = 15.5569 BTC [+]
18:14 pete_dushenski kk
18:28 mircea_popescu !up unkster
18:40 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/1D8YHCC.txt
18:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jxz7xg )
18:42 pete_dushenski ;;later tell bingoboingo no source cited for hajj ban ?
18:42 gribble The operation succeeded.
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19:00 pete_dushenski ;;later tell Dava fix your connection wouldja
19:00 gribble The operation succeeded.
19:05 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362326 << aaalmost ready
19:05 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 13:24:03; mircea_popescu: incidentally asciilifeform can i has nsa letter ?
19:09 diametric evening asciilifeform
19:09 asciilifeform diametric !
19:10 pete_dushenski http://www.thelocal.se/20150703/cashless-society-faces-backlash-from-losers
19:10 assbot Cashless society faces backlash from losers - The Local ... ( http://bit.ly/1S72N7b )
19:10 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362491 << this has gotta be a gag
19:10 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 19:17:29; jurov: "One valve is mounted on each spermatic duct and disrupts the flow of sperm cells when closed. The user is then sterile, can wear the Bimek SLV for a life time and regulate it himself with just a flip of a switch."
19:10 asciilifeform switch ?!!
19:12 asciilifeform and even not considering this absurdity, you would have same problem as vasectomy patient (the sperm gets reabsorbed and your immune system begins to generate antibodies against it. with bonus measurable extra risk of alzheimer's)
19:13 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362521 >>> http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-December/000185.html <<< if you're interested
19:13 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 22:06:13; pete_dushenski: though, obviously since it's "0.5.4", bitnodes.io claims utter ignorance of tevye's existence
19:13 assbot [BTC-dev] Programmable Version Strings. ... ( http://bit.ly/1mdvdyY )
19:14 pete_dushenski aha. will look into that (eventually)
19:14 pete_dushenski it's on my radar
19:14 asciilifeform just drop it in your 'v'
19:14 asciilifeform and rebuild
19:14 asciilifeform supposing it matters
19:14 pete_dushenski myeah, at 35 connections now. all is well.
19:14 asciilifeform (it makes no practical difference, the patch is cosmetic and i won't be surprised if it is not considered for inclusion in a release)
19:15 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362559 << for fuckssake, why??!!
19:15 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 22:49:53; ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1361807 << i had mega-fun with this when playing around with a sql schema for the blockchain
19:16 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362563 << it is provably impossible in the general case, which (i think) everybody knows. but did ben_vulpes miss the ada threads ? you can do it for particular programs. just, the usefulness is questionable imho.
19:16 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 22:52:35; ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1361890 << heh you crapping these turds out entertains me no end given how long and loudly you've yelled in the past about the impossibility of it
19:16 asciilifeform 'ours is not to question why, ours is but to do and die' (tm) (r)
19:18 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362452 << quite how the reich would like north kr to 'put down the nuke'
19:18 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 17:15:59; punkman: "The simple message Mr. Bundy and his band must hear is this: If everyone with a gripe against the government responded by threatening federal officials with weapons, America would no longer be a nation governed by the rule of law. Their grievances, like everyone else’s, can be addressed. But not before they put down the guns."
19:18 asciilifeform ... so that it can be serbia'd
19:18 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362269 <--> "Chevy Bolt to start at $37,500 before rebates"
19:18 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 06:37:20; BingoBoingo: ^ Tesla's over
19:19 pete_dushenski tesla is still zil, bolt is now trabant. there's room for both.
19:19 asciilifeform kinda funny how americans laughed in '50s-'60s re: soviet cars costing a year of pay of average labourer there
19:20 asciilifeform whereas now...
19:20 pete_dushenski how the tables have turned
19:21 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362496 << there ISN'T such a thing, not one that doesn't fuck you up in readily-detectable (litigable !!111) ways.
19:21 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 19:25:43; *: BingoBoingo sure Big Child Support Industry is only reason effective male birth control is not available otc in pharmacies
19:22 asciilifeform ovulation comes with a ready off switch - spermatogenesis does not.
19:22 pete_dushenski from same fishwrap as 'cashless' piece, http://www.thelocal.se/20160105/she-had-to-put-her-horse-down-ate-the-meat
19:22 assbot Swedish racer defends eating own dead horse - The Local ... ( http://bit.ly/1S73LjL )
19:23 asciilifeform and yes, in cn they tested gossypol. iirc the effect is neither satisfyingly effective nor satisfyingly reversible (how'd ya like that?)
19:24 * pete_dushenski off
19:24 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-01-2016#1362614 << somebody wake up kakobrekla !1111
19:24 assbot Logged on 08-01-2016 00:22:27; pete_dushenski: from same fishwrap as 'cashless' piece, http://www.thelocal.se/20160105/she-had-to-put-her-horse-down-ate-the-meat
19:28 asciilifeform http://www.thelocal.se/20160107/more-swedes-than-ever-are-moving-abroad << ever so precious, the usgrasty
19:28 assbot More Swedes than ever are moving abroad - The Local ... ( http://bit.ly/1K0D0Ww )
19:28 asciilifeform 'However according to Solevid, there has been little detailed research on the specific reasons Swedes seek new lives abroad. "There is stunningly little knowledge of these people and why they move," she said, adding that her team intended to investigate the issue.'
19:28 asciilifeform ahahahaha
19:28 asciilifeform MEGA-MYSTERY!1111
19:29 asciilifeform who could possibly guess why they move.
19:29 asciilifeform mendacious fucktards.
19:30 asciilifeform (iirc, swedes - just like finns - who move to thailand, not only escape 'allah snackbar', but pay 0 tax, and can come back for socialist pension, health, etc. whenever they like...)
19:32 mircea_popescu hahaha. and if "america" whatever that is would no longer be a populace opressed by "the rule of law", everyone'd be very happy and could put down their weapons.
19:33 mircea_popescu so how abo0ut the simple message whatever anon politruk needs to hear is, "go fucking hang, we won't need weapons anymore"
19:33 mircea_popescu any chance of that ? everyone employed by usg commits suicide over the weekend, usher paradise on earth ?
19:33 mircea_popescu do your fucking part, eh!
19:33 asciilifeform will work about as well as it did for nestor mahno.
19:34 asciilifeform also picture standing in front of the nuremberg rally and telling ss 'go all hang!111'
19:34 mircea_popescu "addressed" pshhhh.
19:34 mircea_popescu asciilifeform these schmucks ain't got the balls for no rallies.
19:35 asciilifeform mega-empires, their standing armies, and demented fuhrers don't hang automagically
19:35 asciilifeform somebody has to clean'em up.
19:35 mircea_popescu "There is stunningly little knowledge of these people and why they move," << nordic system is a great system, provided you only ask the people who stay behind.
19:36 mircea_popescu by this measure, africa is also a great place to live.
19:36 asciilifeform actually it's also beautiful if you ask the folks who moved to thailand.
19:36 asciilifeform while collecting their phreeeeeeeee
19:37 mircea_popescu hey, every idiocy is beautiful for as long as you're not paying for it.
19:37 mircea_popescu hence, modern "art".
19:38 mircea_popescu everyone's idea of lol except for the poor schmuck paying for his artistique daughter's abortions.
19:38 asciilifeform has anybody aborted straight to the canvas yet ??
19:38 asciilifeform or is that menstrual chick still state-of-the-art
19:39 mircea_popescu it is a screaming testament to how dullard the chicks are that this hath not occured to them yet.
19:39 mircea_popescu nicely mirroring the okcupid-no-bash debacle.
19:40 asciilifeform aha!
19:40 asciilifeform but NOW they can!111
19:40 mircea_popescu can only helps the guy with a can opener.
19:40 asciilifeform https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BujQQsDCAAAk6GG.png:large << as in this classic
19:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1S757Lt )
19:41 mircea_popescu why the fuck did they blackbar her teats.
19:41 mircea_popescu idiots.
19:41 asciilifeform no idea. iirc there is an uncensored shot somewhere
19:41 asciilifeform (taken by one of many hundreds of people who watched)
19:42 mircea_popescu nitwitty seamstresses. "oh, i put a fig leaf on david". well... hopefully vlad the impaler puts a little something up your tightest hole.
19:42 asciilifeform countdown to 'edgy' art supply shops selling canvas-and-mifepristone-pill kit !111
19:44 mircea_popescu it boggles my mind that they're using all the weird shit when rivanol irrigation'd do the trick just fine.
19:45 deedbot- [Trilema] MiniGame (S.MG), December 2015 Statement - http://trilema.com/2016/minigame-smg-december-2015-statement/
19:45 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: hard to 'DIY' with foley catheter
19:46 mircea_popescu way the fuck safer and cleanner than anything 3rd party'd do.
19:46 asciilifeform cleaner than pill ?
19:46 mircea_popescu the african country of the us has a lulzy history of "we no got acridine we jump off table on knife hiar"
19:46 mircea_popescu yes.
19:46 mircea_popescu pill is a mess.
19:48 asciilifeform at any rate, the shittier the shitland, the more preoccupied the rulers are with conscripting people to make people
19:48 asciilifeform so BingoBoingo wasn't entirely wrong
19:51 mircea_popescu in other news, that mifepristone reminds me a lot of diethylstilbestrol (anyone know the story of this particular thaliomidoid ?). romania uses levonorgestrel almost exclusively.
19:52 asciilifeform also in usa, iirc.
19:52 * mircea_popescu used to keep a notable stash, mostly because the whole army of sluts/students/tramps and assorted vagabonds didn't trust themselves with it.
19:52 asciilifeform wai wut
19:52 asciilifeform how's that
19:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i didn't think the usa even had anything.
19:52 asciilifeform levonorgestrel is sold by, possibly, the pound, in every pharmacy here.
19:53 asciilifeform and why wouldn't they trust themselves with it
19:53 mircea_popescu cuz no fixed domicile ?
19:53 asciilifeform ah hm
19:53 mircea_popescu i suppose in a sense i offered wallet services o.O
19:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: but no longer keep stash ?
19:56 mircea_popescu notrly.
19:56 asciilifeform how come ?
19:57 mircea_popescu not really entertaining random tramps so much anymoar.
19:57 mircea_popescu age gets to us all.
20:08 BingoBoingo http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1362521 << No version string testing?
20:08 assbot Logged on 07-01-2016 22:06:13; pete_dushenski: though, obviously since it's "0.5.4", bitnodes.io claims utter ignorance of tevye's existence
20:10 mircea_popescu "I liked trilema better when it had a paywall (and I couldn't read it for lack of trilema credits)."
20:10 mircea_popescu especially funny seeing how the only way to not have credits was to... read it.
20:11 asciilifeform l0lz!
20:11 asciilifeform where was this
20:12 mircea_popescu https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3zqeqy/the_intellectual_culling_of_gavin_andresen/
20:12 assbot The intellectual culling of Gavin Andresen. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1MWtfs9 )
20:14 BingoBoingo ;;later tell pete_dushenski What qntra not authorative enough to publish truefax confirmed in multiple outlets?
20:14 gribble The operation succeeded.
20:18 BingoBoingo http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-01-2016#1362613 << It sure does and the answer is the same, more hormones. Plenty of androgens including plain old testosterone will shut down spermatagenesis by shutting down the HPTA axis and silencing leydig cells.
20:18 assbot Logged on 08-01-2016 00:22:03; asciilifeform: ovulation comes with a ready off switch - spermatogenesis does not.
20:20 mircea_popescu taking more testosterone is not unlike adding more nitrocelulose to your gasoline.
20:20 mircea_popescu it makes the car be sporty-er you say ?
20:20 BingoBoingo Sure, but for birth control, works.
20:20 mircea_popescu so does hanging.
20:21 BingoBoingo But you can't reverse hanging with a 4 week course of breast cancer drugs
20:22 mircea_popescu speaking of which, i remember the enchanted time of the 80s when gasoline shortages and rationing + the universal theft of "accomplished socialism" meant all the workers at the paints factory ran their cars on stolen raw toluene.
20:22 mircea_popescu imagine that lulz if you will.
20:22 BingoBoingo This is a beautiful imagining
20:26 mircea_popescu (in fairness, it was the fuel of choice of f1 engines in the 80s, but it really is much too high octane to use in shitty ro-made engines of the era. not to mention carcinogenic)
20:27 BingoBoingo Here they've been bouncing up and down the percentage of fun nitrogen compounds available in racing fuel for the past decade or two
20:29 * mircea_popescu vaguely remembers a prototype to use toluene as nuclear plant coolant, too. imagine the fun of that!
20:31 BingoBoingo Of all the ways that could go wrong, I wonder if there's some small, but existing chance that could make the big detonation
20:31 mircea_popescu imagine the lulz of your coolant blowing up lol
20:31 BingoBoingo 4Real
20:32 mircea_popescu "we no longer have a coolant line." "because hydrogen explosion ?" "no, that's why we no longer have a roof. but that came after the coolant blew the line up."
20:32 BingoBoingo And if some material is critical in the right way while the coolant blows up in just the right way...
20:33 mircea_popescu pretty much everything goes critical once coolant goes away in an unplanned manner.
20:33 mircea_popescu experiments in japan and other places are relevantg.
20:34 * BingoBoingo just imagines as unfortunate reactor housing shape providing lensing as this happens
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20:52 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: approximately as likely as taking a king-sized shit forming critical mass
20:52 BingoBoingo Obviously you've never eaten at Chipotle
20:57 thestringpuller Chipotle is delicious even if it requires chipotle-away.
20:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.QNTR] 2853 @ 0.00035095 = 1.0013 BTC [+]
21:09 BingoBoingo From the WaPo-iverse: "25 things that offended me at the movie theater in 2015"
21:16 thestringpuller This new simpsons episode is so brilliant.
21:18 thestringpuller Mild satire on "women in coding" subject.
21:19 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://dpaste.com/2Y32REP
21:19 assbot dpaste: 2Y32REP ... ( http://bit.ly/1mGF5lu )
21:19 gribble The operation succeeded.
21:21 mircea_popescu coolty
21:24 mircea_popescu ;;ud hbu
21:24 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hbu | meaning H.ow B.out Y.ou usully replying to a persons comment/mssg. jon:what are you doing?? shawn:im just listening to music shawn:hbu?? jon:im also listeni  ...
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21:44 BingoBoingo !t s.bbet
21:44 assbot I haven't understood a single word you've said since I met you, not one single word.
21:45 BingoBoingo !t m s.bbet
21:45 assbot [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0001 / 0.00012004 / 0.00013 (2400 shares, 0.29 BTC), 30D: 0.0001 / 0.00012004 / 0.00013 (2400 shares, 0.29 BTC)
21:55 asciilifeform http://deskthority.net/photos-f62/univac-f-1355-00-t6489.html << and some vintage strange.
21:55 assbot [Photos] Univac F-1355-00 • deskthority ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZdMOZq )
21:56 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03VaAW9NZq4 << same
21:56 assbot Univac F-1355-00 - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZdMWbh )
22:05 deedbot- [Qntra] Deputy Arrested For Dropbox Child Porn - http://qntra.net/2016/01/deputy-arrested-for-dropbox-child-porn/
22:05 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboPe34UqZw << this fella has a number of interesting pieces
22:05 assbot Teletype 40K 104 DAB - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZdO3ru )
22:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7473 @ 0.0004918 = 3.6752 BTC [-] {2}
22:08 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCDi-UXUo8E << holy fuq.
22:08 assbot HP 5375A Keyboard - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZdOqlO )
22:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10300 @ 0.00049433 = 5.0916 BTC [+] {2}
22:24 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: no, i have never done any work with theorem provers.
22:25 asciilifeform hm.
22:25 ben_vulpes why d'you ask?
22:25 asciilifeform thought you might have, at $rupturefarmz
22:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00049434 = 4.5232 BTC [+]
22:26 ben_vulpes no sir
22:27 ben_vulpes generally speaking i am but a mere technician; can follow proofs and understand their implications for bolt patterns and circuit design, but more interested in...bolting things together and making circuits than proving novelty.
22:39 asciilifeform https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=45879.msg963299#msg963299 << lulzy. i took this photo in.. '07??
22:39 assbot [IC] ALPS ansi key cap set (07-25 update) ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rnap5M )
22:40 asciilifeform can't even recall where i posted it.
22:43 punkman mircea_popescu: why the fuck did they blackbar her teats. << here she is http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-11-2015#1318167
22:43 assbot Logged on 06-11-2015 04:50:52; punkman: http://cdn-parismatch.ladmedia.fr/var/news/storage/images/paris-match/actu/societe/les-instantanes-de-l-ete-798202/les-instantanes-de-l-ete/8440444-1-fre-FR/Les-instantanes-de-l-ete.jpg (the egg lady, nice tits eh)
22:51 punkman so I woke up and my irc monitor was dead, any obvious things to look at when I open it up?
22:56 BingoBoingo !up madhatter_
22:56 BingoBoingo punkman: Have you tried new thermal grease?
22:57 punkman BingoBoingo: where, up my arse?
22:57 BingoBoingo Much safer than flashing and refilling the vacuum in the cathode ray tube
22:57 BingoBoingo Where else?
22:57 BingoBoingo Conspiracy https://i.imgur.com/3bNozC0.jpg
22:57 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OezU2U )
22:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00049434 = 2.5706 BTC [+]
22:59 punkman those don't look plus-size
23:01 punkman or do the fatties think "I look just like those Dove girls"
23:01 BingoBoingo The later. Much denial
23:01 punkman for reference http://www.visiblemeasures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Dove-Real-Beauty-Campaign.jpg
23:01 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OeAcH2 )
23:11 ben_vulpes http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/util.h#0449 << i'm 12 and what is this?
23:11 assbot Satoshi 0.5.3.1/src/util.h ... ( http://bit.ly/1S7nY9a )
23:14 punkman ben_vulpes: some kind of aslr? I think we had a thread about it, but can't find it now
23:17 ben_vulpes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=28-10-2015#1309556 << heh
23:17 assbot Logged on 28-10-2015 00:47:01; mats: this is the 'we know where the bugs _may_ hide, what locks _may_ have master key, so layer accordingly' defense. and often, variations of aslr are involved, despite how you feel about 'if they're in you've got bigger problems anyways'
23:19 phf ben_vulpes: you call that thing like void foo(args) { IMPLEMENT_RANDOMIZE_STACK(foo(args)); ...}, static makes nLoops shared, so the logic is, you set it to some random value between 1 and 21 and then recurse down that many times, "randomizing" the stack
23:20 ben_vulpes but but why
23:21 ben_vulpes so this gathering nausea in the pit of my stomach when i read through implement_randomize_stack is perhaps an intuitive clue
23:22 punkman can be removed easily
23:24 phf they randomize all the stacks that are exposed to the network
23:24 phf so in case you get a stack overflow in the exposed code, doing a shellbuffer return becomes mildly trickier
23:26 ben_vulpes why would do people use programming languages that do this?
23:26 ben_vulpes aaa
23:27 punkman I remember reading that gcc might optimize that away too
23:30 phf maybe? gcc does TCO, but the code does foo(); return; rather then return foo(); so who knows..
23:42 punkman from the comparative music studies department, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY5S9cBfh3s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVjRyxjTaHM
23:42 assbot Wolf Biermann - Die hab' ich satt - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1OT1xha )
23:42 assbot Τους έχω βαρεθεί - Μαρία Δημητριάδη (dmariet) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1OT1vpG )
23:43 punkman Und sagt mir mal: Wozu ist gut Die ganze Bürokratenbrut?
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