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00:01 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> to footballists. << Now that is purely the domain of grad students who know they can starve, not immigrants who could Tanzania
00:01 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: what's a topologist to do in tanzania ?
00:02 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Teach algebra to Future Farmers of Africa and pay less rent
00:02 mircea_popescu and get eager blowjobs.
00:02 asciilifeform (~that~ particular topologist would work great in tanzania. on his atomic dirigible ! for all i know, it is parked there ~right now~)
00:03 asciilifeform blasting heathen scum to hell with death ray
00:03 asciilifeform but - that's today.
00:03 mircea_popescu topologist, twerpologist, what the hell's the diffewence.
00:03 BingoBoingo I'm kinda starting to think the more I read that Tanzania might not be joke for too long. Seriously looking like hardware #b-a candidate
00:03 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: ask perelman.
00:03 asciilifeform perhaps he can tell you the difference.
00:04 mircea_popescu trick is tricky! perelman doesn't talk!
00:04 asciilifeform ahahahaha.
00:04 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: if you must africa, consider addis ababa
00:04 mircea_popescu abeba
00:05 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b5
00:05 asciilifeform they have statue of pushkin, even.
00:06 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: if you must africa, consider addis ababa << Too USG and Obola was born too near. Now Dar es Salam with 19 HIV free ebony girls for every infected...
00:06 mircea_popescu basically alf wants to live in the asshole of a continent
00:06 mircea_popescu be it wash dc or the "capital of africa", he gotta be next to the fucking un building.
00:06 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> basically alf wants to live in the asshole of a continent << He already does
00:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00076592 = 9.8804 BTC [+]
00:06 asciilifeform wait that continent has ~other~ organs ?!
00:06 asciilifeform i thought it was a kind of starfish klein bottle
00:06 asciilifeform all arse
00:07 mircea_popescu it has a penis, currently more or less erect towards south africa
00:07 BingoBoingo It's debateable whether DC with the potomac river outflow is more anal than New Orleans with the Mississippi river outflow...
00:08 BingoBoingo Tanzania like Argentian though has day hike-able mountain in kilimanjaro, much like Argentina has Ancongua
00:08 asciilifeform where are the arse, mouth, cock, of south america ?
00:10 BingoBoingo Liberia, Egypt, Kenya.
00:10 BingoBoingo Wait, wrong continent
00:10 BingoBoingo Rio, Bueno Aires, Darien
00:11 mircea_popescu na the arse of sa is prolly venezuela
00:11 pete_dushenski http://qntra.net/2015/09/war-on-engineering-teen-arrested-for-building-clock/#comment-58059 << mit, here ahmed comes !
00:11 assbot War on Engineering: Teen Arrested for Building Clock | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lzs9CH )
00:13 BingoBoingo To Bustle.com http://dpaste.com/0VYPKCT
00:13 assbot dpaste: 0VYPKCT ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lzseq3 )
00:13 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> na the arse of sa is prolly venezuela << Venezuela is more of a fistula
00:14 BingoBoingo May be confused with arse because similar stink and fecal leakage
00:14 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277546 << y'know, it ~is~ possible to like eating meat but ~not~ eating maggot
00:14 assbot Logged on 17-09-2015 04:06:24; mircea_popescu: be it wash dc or the "capital of africa", he gotta be next to the fucking un building.
00:14 asciilifeform yeah, i get it, grandfather lenin did say, 'intellectuals are not the nation's brain but it's starfish'.
00:15 asciilifeform but why the fuck would i live out of range of a university with a maths library.
00:15 mircea_popescu This is a wake up call to every Bitcoin CEO reading this thread. WE are ALL at risk and we could be next. Use BitGo, Xapo, or Coinbase to lock up large balances of corporate funds
00:15 mircea_popescu yeah dude, TOTALLY.
00:15 asciilifeform l0l!
00:15 mircea_popescu the inept handling of coins by bitpay, perhaps the most washed of the entire fiat crowd masquerading around bitcoin
00:15 mircea_popescu is going to make me give coins to some of the worst idiots in that same space
00:15 mircea_popescu i dunno what sort of retards these people are, but it's not naturally orcuring.
00:16 mircea_popescu this level of stupid has to be refined industrially.
00:16 asciilifeform k0smic ray enabled.
00:16 asciilifeform and wai wut, where is the worse alternative to 'bitpay' ?!
00:16 mircea_popescu bitgo ? xapo ? coinbase ? take your pick.
00:16 mircea_popescu fucking buttfinex on a stick.
00:17 asciilifeform aren't they all tendrils
00:17 asciilifeform of same animal
00:17 mircea_popescu that may or may not be the case.
00:17 mircea_popescu but like an indian's hands are both tendrils of the same filth,
00:17 mircea_popescu nevertheless the right and the left differ in how often they visit the asshole.
00:17 BingoBoingo !Up Duffer1
00:17 asciilifeform iirc coinbase is straight from paul graham's fetid orifice
00:17 mircea_popescu eh not even, a whole snakepit of scammers/fraudsters/vcs
00:18 mircea_popescu but i repeat myself.
00:19 mircea_popescu "You dont need entropy to create an ECDSA signature. You do need it to create an RSA signature, for padding."
00:19 asciilifeform bawaaawart
00:19 asciilifeform wtf
00:20 asciilifeform unrelated (or perhaps not), i found the source of the peculiarly retarded nonstandard tx floods
00:20 asciilifeform a few boxen in 'bitnodes.io'
00:20 mircea_popescu well yeah
00:21 copypaste 11:10:10*+mircea_popescu copypaste who was it again ?
00:21 copypaste I will PM you.
00:21 mircea_popescu aite.
00:21 asciilifeform !s bitnodes
00:21 assbot 37 results for 'bitnodes' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitnodes
00:24 BingoBoingo copypaste: I love your twitter dispatches from the Islands. Keep on rolling on!
00:25 mircea_popescu " Sorry, pricing information requires JavaScript. "
00:25 mircea_popescu fucktarded aws srsly.
00:26 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: re: Brin https://8ch.net/bane/res/82335.html
00:26 assbot /bane/ - TIA Posting ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lzt3iB )
00:26 asciilifeform wawat
00:27 BingoBoingo https://8ch.net/bane/res/82314.html#82320
00:27 assbot /bane/ - IS DONALD TRUMP JUST ANOTHER HOTHEAD??http://vine.co/v/eU59mHr0b5PHE'S NOT IN CHARGE HERE ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lzt71G )
00:27 copypaste :)
00:27 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: i lack the correct lsd for this site.
00:28 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Your brain still makes DMT, try shaking it?
00:28 asciilifeform am i supposed to recognize the fella in that picture ?
00:28 BingoBoingo In the last one under tha mask, prolly
00:28 BingoBoingo He's the next Kenyan in line
00:28 asciilifeform no, the first link
00:29 BingoBoingo An, that is from the film with the mask
00:29 BingoBoingo He's the first USG stooge to die
00:29 * asciilifeform actually saw the film, but has forgotten ~everything~ other than the scene with the jail
00:30 BingoBoingo lol
00:30 BingoBoingo I actually would not unexpect that with you
00:30 asciilifeform mircea_popescu would probably appreciate that scene
00:30 asciilifeform and it alone
00:30 copypaste AWS is quite expensive, but the great thing about it is you never get down due to DDoS.
00:30 copypaste Even if you have to pay $10K for the traffic.
00:30 copypaste Your site will be up the whole time.
00:31 copypaste Someone rich like Mircea could afford it no problem :-)
00:31 asciilifeform copypaste: why not take $10k and put in a pyre
00:31 asciilifeform then light it
00:31 BingoBoingo Oh but what if you get DDoS from other AWS instance?
00:31 copypaste It would be the same.
00:31 mircea_popescu no see, i'm rich like mircea not rich like usg. i tend to want to see roi.
00:31 copypaste BingoBoingo: I think that's free
00:31 BingoBoingo Lord Humungous is free too, what of it.
00:32 copypaste As in, I think they don't charge traffic if it originates within Amazon's network
00:32 copypaste But I'm not sure ...
00:33 BingoBoingo https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPEx_BLWoAA6rB8.png
00:33 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1LztuJy )
00:33 BingoBoingo copypaste: But they would still have to charge CPU
00:33 BingoBoingo ANd disk I/O
00:34 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Pit << apparently even this has a www.
00:34 assbot The Pit - Batman Wiki ... ( http://bit.ly/1LztyJu )
00:35 asciilifeform see 1st paragraph also.
00:35 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Everything has a www, too inclusive
00:36 BingoBoingo FUCKER IGNORING THE ONLY DEBATE TIME THAT MATTERS https://archive.is/xbG9p
00:36 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1UXZD8f )
00:39 BingoBoingo Further reddit lol https://archive.is/EbA9U
00:39 assbot Atlas_84 comments on BitPay Claims Hack Amounting to 5000 Bitcoins ... ( http://bit.ly/1LztQ34 )
00:40 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: honestly I would be most surprised if mircea_popescu doesn't have one of those already
00:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00075779 = 5.9865 BTC [-]
00:49 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I would oil the bricks if I had one of those though
00:49 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: didja miss the 'no despair without hope' thing
00:49 asciilifeform whole point, iirc, is that the prisoners were to think they could get out.
00:49 BingoBoingo Nah, but I dun care about other's fee-fees that much. I want to see the falls
00:50 asciilifeform plenty of those in the thing pictured in the pit movie
00:50 BingoBoingo The right oil can seem stick until it is slick
00:55 BingoBoingo Also south park season 19 premier not so bad so far
00:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10893 @ 0.00075779 = 8.2546 BTC [-]
01:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13854 @ 0.00076592 = 10.6111 BTC [+]
01:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00075779 = 5.6076 BTC [-]
01:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 93867 @ 0.00076592 = 71.8946 BTC [+]
01:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30050 @ 0.00075752 = 22.7635 BTC [-] {4}
01:14 BingoBoingo A candidick I can stand behind http://www.newsjs.com/us/rand-paul-supports-gun-violence-against-the-us-tax-code/
01:14 assbot Rand Paul Supports Gun Violence Against the US Tax Code - News JS ... ( http://bit.ly/1Md3JSc )
01:20 BingoBoingo But yes less Wotted peeps not that Trump enthusiams has taken from the one candidate who would use executive power to stop spending http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/quick-report-card-a-for-carly-c-for-trump/article/2572288
01:20 assbot Quick report card: An 'A' for Carly, C- for Trump | Washington Examiner ... ( http://bit.ly/1Md4bzS )
01:21 BingoBoingo Is cuckservative really worth supporting that nappy headed impotent bankruptcy specialist over the younger Dr. Paul???
01:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18500 @ 0.00076505 = 14.1534 BTC [+]
01:39 mircea_popescu "quick report card" ? wtf is that bs.
01:40 mircea_popescu "here's what good libertards should think happened. it happens to be exactly unrelated to actual events. libertards prevail!"
01:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10453 @ 0.00076591 = 8.0061 BTC [+] {2}
01:42 BingoBoingo I might not wish well the USG, but I don't want them to get Trump... Where is the challenge in that
01:55 BingoBoingo ;;later tell Pierre Rochard http://dpaste.com/2RX2ZD3
01:55 assbot dpaste: 2RX2ZD3 ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qjmxjs )
01:55 gribble The operation succeeded.
01:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37400 @ 0.00076592 = 28.6454 BTC [+]
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02:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25700 @ 0.00076644 = 19.6975 BTC [+] {5}
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02:30 BingoBoingo ;;later tell Pierre_Rochard http://dpaste.com/2RX2ZD3
02:30 assbot dpaste: 2RX2ZD3 ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qjmxjs )
02:30 gribble The operation succeeded.
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02:49 BingoBoingo Idiocrat http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/09/air-force-chief-rebuts-f-35-haters-calls-for-more-modernization/
02:49 assbot Air Force chief rebuts F-35 haters, calls for more modernization | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1NyYEoT )
02:52 mircea_popescu haters eh ?
02:53 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 5.00000000 BTC on 'No' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b6
02:53 mircea_popescu the new deedbot- functions are pretty spiffy
02:54 BingoBoingo Seriously trinque where were you in 2013
02:54 BingoBoingo ???
02:55 mircea_popescu he wasn't undata yet.
02:55 BingoBoingo lol
02:56 trinque was honing my turdstapling of course
03:00 BingoBoingo trinque: If I actually followed through with that in 2010 when I first started following Derpency I'd be much richer, but Tardenssenenene was a huge turnoff.
03:00 BingoBoingo Fuck Yellow parka profile pictures
03:01 * BingoBoingo is a very visual person, hates hamplanets and bright colors
03:02 * BingoBoingo remembers first coming to #b-a early 2013 then returning late 2013 and butting heads with benkay
03:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48256 @ 0.00076532 = 36.9313 BTC [-] {2}
03:02 BingoBoingo Why did benkay and BingoBoingo butt heads? Sport mostly. Also stotting behavior.
03:04 BingoBoingo 'Murica http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3237065/The-obese-THREE-year-old-Texas-type-2-diabetes-weighs-5st.html
03:04 assbot Obese Texas toddler who has type 2 diabetes and weighs 5st | Daily Mail Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1QHM0ny )
03:04 BingoBoingo ^ Record holder
03:05 BingoBoingo Three years old and type 2 diabetes, most people with congential type 1 diabetes don't know it at that age
03:13 mircea_popescu that's sad
03:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39150 @ 0.00076122 = 29.8018 BTC [-] {4}
03:13 mircea_popescu poor kid
03:20 BingoBoingo Seriously
03:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8750 @ 0.00076677 = 6.7092 BTC [+] {3}
03:20 BingoBoingo We have the opposite of survival skills floating around here
03:21 mats ;;tslb
03:21 gribble Error: Problem retrieving latest block data.
03:21 mats o
03:21 BingoBoingo And people wonder why I hate?
03:21 mircea_popescu hmmmm
03:22 mircea_popescu 912 kb block
03:22 mircea_popescu mostl;y garbage.
03:24 mircea_popescu like say 872699895ed8a85560405f63590ff6987f12a76fe25a8edee398451ec6c13a12 : "OP_RETURN j"
03:24 mircea_popescu (inputs dblspent in 6a65aab8f7cc0be8ad03a940f0844b2c127e055749ac5e731faf7b64a1db0b81 )
03:25 mats I put up 2btc on Yes for the eth bet
03:26 BingoBoingo mats: Numbers aren't solidly sourced yet, but looking like "no" on the Paul bet was bank
03:26 BingoBoingo I have yet to find a number that puts him under 9 minutes
03:27 mats I thought you watched the shit tonight
03:27 BingoBoingo mats: Fuck no. I don't have cable or adobeFlash
03:27 BingoBoingo ANd you can't torrent a livestream
03:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20050 @ 0.00076696 = 15.3775 BTC [+]
03:28 BingoBoingo So far tonight I watched the South Park premier (great) and the MasterChef finale (hiss), next up is the inside of my eyelids
03:30 mats I watched the directors cut of the movie Kingdom of Heaven tonight
03:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2400 @ 0.00075892 = 1.8214 BTC [-]
03:31 mats p good
03:31 mats 7.5/10
03:31 BingoBoingo About what I'd rate it
03:32 BingoBoingo It is neither Gladiator nor The Waterboy... Just exactly between them
03:33 mats it suffered at the box office, probably because the theatrical cut sucked
03:33 BingoBoingo Yeah, that was closer to The Waterboy and further from Gladiator
03:34 * BingoBoingo surprised qntra has now topped /r/bitcoin for several consecutive hours nao
03:36 punkman http://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2015/sep/17/chile-earthquake-massive-83-magnitude-tremor-strikes-santiago-live-updates
03:36 assbot Chile earthquake: one million people evacuated after 8.3 magnitude quake – rolling report | World news | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1OgIiTw )
03:36 mats mods asleep at the wheel
03:36 BingoBoingo Oh shit, https://archive.is/kMu5r also watch the confused USG Phillipenis https://archive.is/Qm4uB
03:36 assbot Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1OgIjqt )
03:36 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OgIlif )
03:36 mircea_popescu wow wtf ?
03:36 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: For roughly 5 hours now
03:36 mircea_popescu nothing whatsoever here.
03:37 BingoBoingo Why would it look like anything there compared to complete pipe saturating DDoS
03:37 mircea_popescu ahh the coast.
03:38 BingoBoingo Search engine burps prolly make bigger blips on the data transfer graph
03:39 mircea_popescu ~800 miles away
03:39 mircea_popescu but andes help.
03:40 mircea_popescu car alarms were set off in Buenos Aires, << not that i heard.
03:41 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo so is this in fact the jan one ?
03:42 BingoBoingo Jan what?
03:42 mircea_popescu first thing ion your 2nd link, "This hack happened in December 2014."
03:45 BingoBoingo Ah, happened whenever
03:45 mircea_popescu so it's not a different incident from that one
03:45 mircea_popescu just they filed paperwork or w/e
03:46 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Just became public now.
03:46 BingoBoingo Was a thing in January or December.
03:46 BingoBoingo Still less of a thing than their Bowl game loss
03:47 mircea_popescu aha
03:48 BingoBoingo everythign BitPay is a mess, nothing BitPay makes sense, and the worst damage inflicted upon BitPay still seems explicitly self inflicted
03:49 BingoBoingo Given the lack of WoT for all I know this "hack" was just Tony building up his buget for bricks of cocaine while some for of money was there.
03:51 BingoBoingo ESPN doesn't simply cancel contracts though. To cancel the three game contract BitPay almost certainly had to settle forst just under the cost of the first two games.
03:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00075845 = 10.3149 BTC [-] {3}
03:51 BingoBoingo Unless a court gets involved for bankruptcy or some shit, but that would come out too.
03:52 BingoBoingo The Disney empire is viscious, but no arm is a viscious as ESPN
03:54 BingoBoingo I mean ESPN can do more than the Department of Education to make or break bezzle institutions
03:57 BingoBoingo As opaque as BitPay is if we are at this moment ascribing its failures to anything I am still leaning towards its deal with ESPN, Bowl game naming right have slaughtered many a small business
03:58 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 2.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b7
03:59 BingoBoingo There's too many bowl games, only way to win the bowl game naming game is pony up for a January 1st game or have the cash reserves
04:03 BingoBoingo But who am I to know if BitPay sent 100,000 BTC to a 1BitcoinEater address back in 2012?
04:03 BingoBoingo Or not
04:05 BingoBoingo Sweet baby Jebus it is Bread Tripe
04:14 punkman http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277426 << we might need a rule to not do that without the patch also touching an existing file
04:14 assbot Logged on 17-09-2015 03:00:27; asciilifeform: this will happen, for example, when we finally... add a file
04:17 punkman there's also a slight problem when you have identical files with different filepaths, I was thinking of doing path+sha512 in my mappings
04:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10850 @ 0.00075373 = 8.178 BTC [-]
04:29 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 10.00000000 BTC on 'No' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b8
04:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12200 @ 0.0007595 = 9.2659 BTC [+]
04:39 shinohai !s https://lists.gnupg.org/pipermail/gnupg-devel/2015-July/030150.html
04:40 assbot TOFU Design ... ( http://bit.ly/1QjGTZX )
04:40 assbot 0 results for 'https://lists.gnupg.org/pipermail/gnupg-devel/2015-July/030150.html' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=https%3A%2F%2Flists.gnupg.org%2Fpipermail%2Fgnupg-devel%2F2015-July%2F030150.html
04:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10621 @ 0.00076418 = 8.1164 BTC [+] {2}
04:44 punkman shinohai: does that read as nonsense or is it just me?
04:49 shinohai It sound like laziness, but I'm still noob
04:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00076217 = 7.1644 BTC [-]
04:50 shinohai the argument against plain wot seems silly, the point of it is manual review isn't it?
04:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00076696 = 7.2094 BTC [+]
04:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.00076217 = 9.5271 BTC [-]
04:58 punkman https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPEpkAbWUAAXmoG.jpg:large
04:58 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nz7Dqe )
04:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9525 @ 0.00076696 = 7.3053 BTC [+] {2}
05:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53875 @ 0.00076731 = 41.3388 BTC [+] {3}
05:06 BingoBoingo 10 minutes 52 seconds re: https://bitbet.us/bet/1197/rand-paul-will-get-less-than-7-minutes/ Probably as official as thing get without making a girlie torrent and time it with a stopwatch
05:06 assbot BitBet - Rand Paul will get less than 7 minutes in Sept. 16th Republican debate :: 5.04 B (94%) on Yes, 0.31 B (6%) on No | closed 2 days 9 hours ago ... ( http://bit.ly/1KkQ9bU )
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05:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17230 @ 0.00076766 = 13.2268 BTC [+] {3}
05:26 mircea_popescu "But if all you have to say is that you think TOFU is a bad idea, please restrain yourself." << all i have to say is not that "i think tofu is a bad idea". all i have to say is that tofu isn't even a bad idea, and Neal H. Walfield is too stupid to even be wrong.
05:27 mircea_popescu "if you think that a standard for wooden cheeses is a bad idea please restrain yourself, herpitty derp"
05:28 mircea_popescu "The first issue is defining an identity. In OpenPGP, the identity is, by convention, an RFC 2822 name-addr, which has the form "John Doe <jdoe at example.com> (comment)" (without the quotes)." << not only is openpgp completely idiotic on this score, but also. wut ?
05:29 mircea_popescu god that thing is stupid. /me rages away from it.
05:29 punkman !babbage
05:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5375 @ 0.00076217 = 4.0967 BTC [-]
05:33 punkman heh http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/17/technology/china-tries-to-extract-pledge-of-compliance-from-us-tech-firms.html
05:33 assbot Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1KiPt7N )
05:38 punkman https://www.google.com/patents/US20150124107 "Facebook patent: fingerprinting your camera via quirks in its pixels"
05:38 assbot Patent US20150124107 - Associating cameras with users and objects in a social networking system - Google Patents ... ( http://bit.ly/1LizomN )
05:42 mircea_popescu heh. there's not been a jew in nazi germany like the american in china.
05:43 mircea_popescu In a recent speech, Travis Kalanick, chief executive of the ride-hailing company Uber, said that progress brought by his company had to be “in harmony with stability,” words often used by Chinese officials to signal the dangers of social and political unrest. IBM’s China marketing materials use phrases like “building a harmonious society” and “the Chinese dream,” the latter a phrase coined by Xi to signif
05:43 mircea_popescu y the rejuvenation of the Chinese nation.
05:43 mircea_popescu in stability with Harmony, huh ?
05:43 mircea_popescu dat slut.
05:44 mircea_popescu "Earlier this month, Dell pledged to spend $125 billion in China over the next fiveyears, which is about five times the company’s value when it was taken private in 2013. " ahahaha mkay.
05:48 shinohai http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/british-isis-member-complains-of-rude-arabs-who-steal-his-shoes-eat-like-children-and-wont-queue-10503356.html <<< isis is becoming more and more tumblresque every day. @ times in < 24 hrs.
05:48 assbot British Isis member complains of 'rude Arabs' who steal his shoes, eat like children – and won't queue - Middle East - World - The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1KiRbWM )
05:48 mircea_popescu https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3l8x8g/bitpay_claims_hack_amounting_to_5000_bitcoins/cv4i59c << coindesk nao chasing qntra tails lmao.
05:48 assbot bitkeef comments on BitPay Claims Hack Amounting to 5000 Bitcoins ... ( http://bit.ly/1KiRalI )
05:48 mircea_popescu oh god, the ironee.
05:57 mircea_popescu http://imgur.com/gallery/aBpKfIJ
05:57 assbot For those of you that wanted to see a piglet being woken up by a cheerio - GIF on Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1LiATRQ )
05:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13087 @ 0.00076217 = 9.9745 BTC [-]
06:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27395 @ 0.00076778 = 21.0333 BTC [+] {3}
06:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18100 @ 0.00076217 = 13.7953 BTC [-]
06:11 punkman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jECMuzD9BzQ
06:11 assbot OGRE - 195 [Full Album] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1LiCpDF )
06:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00076838 = 2.6125 BTC [+]
06:31 shinohai https://i.imgur.com/0V1BQVM.png
06:31 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kotr2u )
06:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31150 @ 0.00076653 = 23.8774 BTC [+] {3}
06:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11994 @ 0.00075905 = 9.104 BTC [-] {4}
06:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7350 @ 0.00075435 = 5.5445 BTC [-]
06:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4050 @ 0.00075447 = 3.0556 BTC [+]
07:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20550 @ 0.00075447 = 15.5044 BTC [+]
07:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11192 @ 0.00075893 = 8.4939 BTC [+]
07:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13019 @ 0.00075893 = 9.8805 BTC [+]
07:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2059 @ 0.00076081 = 1.5665 BTC [+]
07:37 danielpbarron http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277523 << people were visibly irritated by my unintentionally topical choice of "Ron Paul for President" hoodie I wore to dinner last night. This was at a bar/grill; the kind with televisions on all the walls, one of which displayed the "debate"
07:37 assbot Logged on 17-09-2015 03:58:56; mircea_popescu: THAT is a debate ?
07:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23250 @ 0.00075458 = 17.544 BTC [-] {4}
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08:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13150 @ 0.00076638 = 10.0779 BTC [-]
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09:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50400 @ 0.00076838 = 38.7264 BTC [+]
09:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10350 @ 0.00076838 = 7.9527 BTC [+]
09:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4861 @ 0.00076638 = 3.7254 BTC [-]
09:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.0007662 = 8.1217 BTC [-] {3}
09:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6950 @ 0.00076838 = 5.3402 BTC [+]
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09:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81500 @ 0.00076862 = 62.6425 BTC [+] {6}
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10:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00076449 = 13.0346 BTC [-]
10:28 shinohai http://www.coindesk.com/changetip-dollar-tipping-non-bitcoin-crowd/
10:28 assbot ChangeTip Adds Dollar Tipping to Woo Non-Bitcoin Crowd ... ( http://bit.ly/1iRK94e )
10:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2776 @ 0.00076894 = 2.1346 BTC [+]
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10:48 mike_c "Congress approved $500m (£323m) to train and equip around 5,000 rebels as a key plank of US strategy against IS... Asked how many US trained rebels were fighting he said: 'It's a small number... we're talking four or five.'"
10:48 mike_c Only $100m per rebel. Good job.
10:54 mike_c !up stripclubmc
10:54 mike_c !up crescendo
10:54 crescendo ;;ident
10:54 gribble CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'crescendo', with hostmask 'crescendo!~mozart@unaffiliated/crescendo', is identified as user 'martindale', with GPG key id 6D413F92BC7CFDC4, key fingerprint 3A1957775B9D02D35F4D130A6D413F92BC7CFDC4, and bitcoin address 17kMRNtUMqPGj4dfJsCn6yjBn8cQh38A2K
10:54 stripclubmc lets hear it for harmony and stability
10:54 crescendo thanks, btw
11:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34000 @ 0.00076894 = 26.144 BTC [+]
11:10 stripclubmc next up, no that wasnt tux misusing the prison toilets, staright from some forgotten ward in tokyo, hold on tight, it's yuuuurei
11:13 shinohai !rated mike_c
11:13 assbot You have not rated mike_c.
11:15 shinohai !v assbot:shinohai.rate.mike_c.1:9ea5948bf36bb1073e837c3443ea93b6ce57ace3c0ae3b57f2a6e97121b0dd45
11:15 assbot Successfully added a rating of 1 for mike_c with note: For btcalpha, thanks for the useful site.
11:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16750 @ 0.00076634 = 12.8362 BTC [-]
11:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42500 @ 0.0007658 = 32.5465 BTC [-] {3}
11:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25800 @ 0.00076894 = 19.8387 BTC [+]
11:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7250 @ 0.00076894 = 5.5748 BTC [+]
11:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13500 @ 0.00076894 = 10.3807 BTC [+] {2}
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12:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00076896 = 9.266 BTC [+] {3}
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12:41 kakobrekla !s tmux leak
12:41 assbot 0 results for 'tmux leak' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=tmux+leak
12:43 kakobrekla > It's up to glibc to return it to the kernel and it is poor at that. < ahhh
12:45 jurov punkman: nondeterministic != biased. the quote i referred to conflated the two, too
12:46 jurov biased randomness sources are perfectly usable. deterministic, not so
12:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00076525 = 5.1272 BTC [-] {3}
12:48 punkman jurov: it mentioned "weighted dice", but yeah
13:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7887 @ 0.00076449 = 6.0295 BTC [-]
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13:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20200 @ 0.00076902 = 15.5342 BTC [+]
13:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00076734 = 12.124 BTC [-] {2}
13:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00076449 = 22.9347 BTC [-]
13:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00076449 = 6.5364 BTC [-]
14:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23403 @ 0.00076449 = 17.8914 BTC [-]
14:13 mircea_popescu !up crescendo
14:13 mircea_popescu assbot is on a different wot. they got forked last year.
14:14 mircea_popescu http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets << see there halfway down, it's not hard to register.
14:18 jurov http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277623 AWS is not just virtual servers, but for DDoS resistance one needs their opaque CDN or loadbalancer with considerable learning curve.
14:18 assbot Logged on 17-09-2015 04:30:45; copypaste: AWS is quite expensive, but the great thing about it is you never get down due to DDoS.
14:18 punkman http://eprint.iacr.org/2015/898
14:18 assbot Cryptology ePrint Archive: Report 2015/898 ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp03Jt )
14:18 punkman " Cross-VM RSA Key Recovery in a Public Cloud"
14:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00076901 = 11.3044 BTC [+] {2}
14:18 mircea_popescu jurov i don't imagine anyone seriously uses them for ddos mitigation. maybe in obscure corner cases.
14:18 jurov Their caching initially caused so much grief to mod6 that he moved foundation stuff out
14:19 jurov mircea_popescu: i do :)
14:19 mircea_popescu !up ascii_field
14:19 mircea_popescu only way that's cost effective is if you're very weird.
14:19 kakobrekla i never used aws so i dunno what they have but aws users usually end up using clouflare or smth (see buttstamp)
14:20 kakobrekla sorry, clownflare i meant
14:20 jurov why weird. coinbr had a ddos, so I just fired beefier instance to filter the crud that made through load balancer
14:20 mircea_popescu lol ahahaha
14:20 mircea_popescu ok, clownflare shall be its name henceforth
14:20 jurov after few days it was over
14:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3682 @ 0.00076449 = 2.8149 BTC [-]
14:20 jurov total expense maybe $5
14:21 jurov and coinbr was slower but accessible
14:21 mircea_popescu i dunno. i know i ran the numbers at some point, loled and forgot about it.
14:22 punkman https://www.cloudave.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clown-computing-300x227.png
14:22 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp0kvO )
14:22 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277848 << good job, blowjob!
14:22 assbot Logged on 17-09-2015 14:48:54; mike_c: Only $100m per rebel. Good job.
14:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28726 @ 0.00076902 = 22.0909 BTC [+]
14:23 ascii_field $1 per rebel; $99.999999m per to halliburton...
14:24 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277872 <<< this is good news, because unbiased randomness sources come in the same box with non-drifting quantum clocks and other goodies.
14:24 assbot Logged on 17-09-2015 16:46:45; jurov: biased randomness sources are perfectly usable. deterministic, not so
14:24 mircea_popescu it seems to have been misplaced in transit.
14:32 jurov yes, the argument flied off in bad direction. i found the recommendation(to check for loaded dice or cards) hilarious in that context
14:32 jurov that's all
14:33 jurov it would be yet more hilarious if it said "loaded coins" as it was demonstrated there's no such thing
14:34 punkman jurov: where was the quote from?
14:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28900 @ 0.00076902 = 22.2247 BTC [+]
14:36 ben_vulpes from the lulzmine: "Do specialized systems include enhanced security measures consistent with risk analysis?"
14:36 jurov punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1277011
14:36 assbot Logged on 16-09-2015 21:44:17; thestringpuller: shinohai: http://qntra.net/2015/02/new-security-standard-announced-at-devcore/ << reported on qntra
14:37 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes and you're not gonna answer "no, they include unenhanced security measures. shithead."
14:37 jurov http://cryptoconsortium.github.io/CCSS/Details/ here is the meat
14:37 assbot Details ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp1o2V )
14:38 mircea_popescu herpitty derp we went to community college, and we buy ENHANCED shit.
14:38 ascii_field usg lives & breathes embrace&extenduish via 'STANDARDS!!!111'
14:39 mircea_popescu ascii_field and "fuzzy process" aka "rough consensus" aka democracy facade without representativity (and preferably - without anyone to represent).
14:39 ascii_field aha. it.
14:39 mircea_popescu somehow no political "scientist" of the anglosphere figured out yet that democracy and representativity are sides of a field, and when you increase "participation" you generally degrade representativity.
14:40 mircea_popescu obtaining less democracy to be spread out to more people.
14:40 kakobrekla https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11988353_10206790274728721_3728357346917522102_n.jpg?oh=e7fc36592ab74f8adffc46547de8d933&oe=56630C68
14:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp1DLm )
14:42 mircea_popescu (which is why democracy is always born and only ever seems to work in states built atop homogenuous nations. if you have multiple distinct social groups, it is strictly impossible to actually represent them while at the same time having a working democracy. which is why mass murder and ethnic cleansing always appears reasonable to the people doing it : they have to choose between democracy and multiculturalism, and the
14:42 mircea_popescu y chose.)
14:44 mircea_popescu the alternative being, obviously, usistan. "democracy" if you don't look too closely. such as by living there, or thinking about it any.
14:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12550 @ 0.00076902 = 9.6512 BTC [+]
14:45 ascii_field the canonical 'two wolves and a sheep voting on dinner'
14:45 mircea_popescu quite.
14:46 mircea_popescu your observation re a failed state a few days ago has bothered me hence.
14:46 mircea_popescu but i know why, now. there IS such a thing as a failed state.
14:46 mircea_popescu the us is one, because it fails to be what it DECLARES it wants to be. so was the soviet union.
14:46 mircea_popescu just like failure works in humans : i can't fly, but i also didn't declare i aim to be a bird.
14:47 ascii_field aha, not a problem until falling from sky sans parachute
14:47 mircea_popescu just as long as i stick to aiming to scatter self around, i will be fine.
14:47 mircea_popescu prolly do a bang up job of it too.
14:48 ascii_field l0l
14:48 mircea_popescu that's the fucking bitch there. a conflation of aim and desirability.
14:48 mircea_popescu because obviously fucktarded puritans and "all goods are one"
14:48 ascii_field point.
14:49 mircea_popescu it's not even "gotta have happy endings", that's not it. it's "gotta have PLENARY happy endings". as usual the actual disease agent is hidden from examination by the very workings of the disease.
14:49 mircea_popescu the problem isn't that they want the god damned life to be a movie, and movies to have happy endings.
14:50 mircea_popescu it's the strict notion of "happy = everything"
14:50 mircea_popescu !up ascii_field
14:51 shinohai http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277900 <<< Bitcoin scammer approved.
14:51 assbot Logged on 17-09-2015 18:20:32; mircea_popescu: ok, clownflare shall be its name henceforth
14:52 mircea_popescu "cleanliness is godliness" for fucks sake.
15:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00076902 = 4.8448 BTC [+]
15:01 mircea_popescu "Să fii al propriilor fapte fiu, e un principiu onorant şi viu"
15:01 mircea_popescu ahahaha o boy.
15:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1850 @ 0.00076449 = 1.4143 BTC [-]
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15:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00076902 = 9.2667 BTC [+]
15:26 mircea_popescu !up ascii_field
15:27 ascii_field 'JYA and Cryptome passphrases are secure. Plaintext discovered not related to Cryptome, with alternative to decrypt: original not scrubbed.' << l0l!
15:27 mircea_popescu wut ?
15:27 ascii_field from his www
15:27 mircea_popescu but what does it mean
15:28 ascii_field schizo rubbish ?
15:28 ascii_field http://xkcd.com/1578 << related.
15:28 assbot xkcd: Squirrelphone ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp5p7y )
15:28 mircea_popescu so the cryptome guy finally went over to the what's his name
15:28 ascii_field dragos ?
15:28 mircea_popescu the fellow with the magical virus, used to run apple hakathon
15:28 mircea_popescu yea
15:29 ascii_field either this, or we are meant to think it.
15:30 mircea_popescu or maybe we are meant to think we are meant to ... hm!
15:30 * ascii_field overflows stack
15:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00076554 = 4.976 BTC [-]
15:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00076554 = 5.665 BTC [-]
15:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6528 @ 0.00076554 = 4.9974 BTC [-]
15:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31200 @ 0.00076586 = 23.8948 BTC [+]
15:53 deedbot- [Qntra] "Y Combinator" Too Generic To Trademark - http://qntra.net/2015/09/y-combinator-too-generic-to-trademark/
15:55 BingoBoingo !up hdbuck
15:55 mircea_popescu well at least the shitheads didn't try to trademark the integral sign
15:55 mircea_popescu (this time)
15:56 hdbuck http://www.cftc.gov/PressRoom/PressReleases/pr7231-15
15:56 assbot CFTC Orders Bitcoin Options Trading Platform Operator and its CEO to Cease Illegally Offering Bitcoin Options and to Cease Operating a Facility for Trading or Processing of Swaps without Registering ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp8zs3 )
15:56 BingoBoingo hdbuck: Want to write that story up?
15:57 hdbuck ah sure why not
15:57 shinohai !up ascii_field
15:58 * mircea_popescu is now looking for bitcoin options market makers.
15:58 mircea_popescu time to reintroduce them to mpex.
15:58 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> well at least the shitheads didn't try to trademark the integral sign << Amazing where tiny bits of proto-sanity appear in USG
15:58 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
15:59 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Price signal improved, FU USG, or is better price signal impossible without MPEx options?
16:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20300 @ 0.00076455 = 15.5204 BTC [-] {4}
16:00 mircea_popescu market maker can use whatever signal he choses.
16:00 BingoBoingo Ah
16:02 mircea_popescu Rick is a Chinese guy who works in a shitty office in a shitty town. Because the printers suck, occasionally his name is misspelled.
16:02 mircea_popescu His boss suggests he change his name.
16:02 mircea_popescu Rick changes his name.
16:02 mircea_popescu To Denis.
16:02 ascii_field l0l!!
16:03 ascii_field and we now know that it was a 'xerox'.
16:03 mircea_popescu :))
16:04 ascii_field (xerox is the true unsung hero-to-zero story of usa - for fucks sake they had the interactive graphical computer before anyone else)
16:04 ascii_field and they wiped their arses with it.
16:05 mircea_popescu the parc huh. myeah.
16:06 mircea_popescu whenever you hear the inept business majors with the "adult supervision" bs, you can kindly remind them that they adult supervised xerox right into the fucking hole.
16:06 ascii_field and hp, and, and, and, ...
16:06 ascii_field bell labs.
16:06 ascii_field and.
16:06 mircea_popescu so far the score's preeeeety badly stacked against 'em
16:07 ascii_field but y'see 'it doesn't count'
16:07 ascii_field because.
16:07 mircea_popescu and yet they manage to delude themselves into this wholly hallucinated alt-reality where they are actually useful,
16:07 mircea_popescu and they didn't just waste their tiome and govt's money in school
16:07 mircea_popescu and business degree is better than art degree.
16:07 mircea_popescu hey - at least half the trombone & clowning majors can suck cock!
16:08 ascii_field because they get 'gold parachute' and yacht, while engineer works 100 hr/wk and dies of coronary at 39
16:11 ascii_field in other nyooz, this horror apparently exists: http://www.amazon.com/Blockchain-Blueprint-Economy-Melanie-Swan/dp/1491920491
16:11 ascii_field the reviews are lulzy
16:11 ascii_field and i've lost what respect i had remaining for the publisher.
16:12 ascii_field this one actually makes the antonopoulos book look good!
16:15 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277984 << what would be better yet is if the various firms who grabbed historical figures they had ~nothing~ to do with - e.g., tesla, galois - were similarly detrademarked
16:15 assbot Logged on 17-09-2015 19:55:51; mircea_popescu: well at least the shitheads didn't try to trademark the integral sign
16:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14952 @ 0.00076913 = 11.5 BTC [+] {3}
16:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19077 @ 0.00076307 = 14.5571 BTC [-]
16:22 ascii_field re: galois corp: vintage lul: https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22029474-900-play-video-games-to-help-military-secure-its-software
16:22 assbot Play video games to help military secure its software | New Scientist ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kpc1CM )
16:34 BingoBoingo !up hdbuck
16:34 BingoBoingo !up ascii_field
16:44 deedbot- [Qntra] Bitcoin Mining Difficulty Grows For The Sixth Consecutive Time - http://qntra.net/2015/09/bitcoin-mining-difficulty-grows-for-the-sixth-consecutive-time/
16:45 punkman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYM50dBa1Fk
16:45 assbot Witness - Chinese Dreamland - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lkg74v )
16:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00076187 = 17.523 BTC [-] {4}
16:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19100 @ 0.0007574 = 14.4663 BTC [-] {3}
17:02 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 5.00000000 BTC on 'No' - EUR/USD Parity in 2015 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1111/eur-usd-parity-in-2015/#b31
17:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00076149 = 13.8591 BTC [+]
17:04 gernika great video punkman
17:14 BingoBoingo !up hdbuck
17:14 BingoBoingo !Up ascii_field
17:14 deedbot- [Qntra] CFTC Regulatory Butt Thunder Continues - http://qntra.net/2015/09/cftc-regulatory-butt-thunder-continues/
17:19 shinohai Butt Thunder
17:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23550 @ 0.00075775 = 17.845 BTC [-] {4}
17:24 BingoBoingo Indeed
17:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23991 @ 0.00076958 = 18.463 BTC [+] {3}
17:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15175 @ 0.0007698 = 11.6817 BTC [+] {4}
17:45 BingoBoingo !up ascii_field
17:45 BingoBoingo !up hdbuck
17:58 punkman gernika: strange little film
17:59 gernika punkman: at least she had the opportunity to work in a sweatshop when the startup didn't work out.
17:59 punkman gernika: she was probably getting further into debt to attend sewing machine school
17:59 punkman who knows if she even got a job after
17:59 gernika punkman: hmm yeah good point.
18:00 punkman I think the best moment was when she says "I don't know if it's just me pretending or if everyone is"
18:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15570 @ 0.00075911 = 11.8193 BTC [-] {3}
18:01 gernika I missed that part - but my favorite was the discussion of how much people of various races were worth.
18:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3578 @ 0.00075373 = 2.6968 BTC [-]
18:03 gernika the line you quote adds to the eerie similarity to the sillyconvalley vibe I detected though.
18:05 gernika Except here afaik an individual can not get a business loan. Only car and home loans.
18:05 cazalla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-09-2015#1275596 <<< sounds familiar http://hellorigby.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/seagull-steals-bag-of-chips.gif
18:05 assbot Logged on 15-09-2015 23:23:53; punkman: I saw a dog steal an unopened bag of cheetos while I was buying some tobacco from a kiosk couple days ago. guy inside shrugs "what am I gonna do, chase the fucking mutt". I wonder if some bum trained the dog, it was wearing a length of string as a collar.
18:05 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1NGERpe )
18:06 punkman http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1737917-investigative-report-china-theft-incorporated/
18:06 assbot EXCLUSIVE: How Hacking and Espionage Fuel China's Growth ... ( http://bit.ly/1NGEXNN )
18:06 punkman "Our intelligence unit’s latest estimates are that U.S. companies and the U.S. economy lose approximately $5 trillion each year, or over 30 percent of the U.S. GDP when you factor the full value of the stolen innovation"
18:07 ascii_field wreckerz!
18:07 punkman $5 gazillion innovations
18:07 ascii_field wreckin' our socialist paradise.
18:08 mats same old yarn
18:10 trinque can't lose what you never had
18:10 mats with the familiar garnish of Tiananmen Sq mention, so readers are reminded chinese people also hate freedom
18:12 ascii_field and annexed hongkong !?
18:12 ascii_field how come that was forgiven ?!>
18:12 ascii_field omg112121211 annexing!
18:12 trinque don't worry, Trump will "negotiate" with those chinese pussies
18:12 trinque we'll be great again soon
18:17 punkman http://fusion.net/story/199332/this-is-what-a-350000-house-in-san-francisco-looks-like/
18:17 assbot How Bad are San Francisco's Housing Prices? | Fusion ... ( http://bit.ly/1LASAYB )
18:19 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
18:19 ascii_field 'Still, when a complete, condemnable dump is on the market for a third of a million dollars, it’s clear that money has lost all meaning.'
18:19 trinque ^ remarkably on point
18:20 punkman would probably cost more if the plot was empty
18:21 punkman http://www.dw.com/en/islamist-shot-dead-in-berlin-after-knife-attack-on-policewoman/a-18721009
18:21 assbot ′Islamist′ shot dead in Berlin after knife attack on policewoman | Breaking News | DW.COM | 17.09.2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/1LASU9G )
18:23 ascii_field http://www.dw.com/en/romanian-prime-minister-ponta-indicted-for-corruption/a-18720431
18:23 assbot Romanian Prime Minister Ponta indicted for corruption | News | DW.COM | 17.09.2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/1LAT3Kt )
18:25 punkman 40k euros, pfft
18:27 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 3.48893236 BTC on 'No' - EUR/USD Parity in 2015 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1111/eur-usd-parity-in-2015/#b32
18:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00075526 = 6.8729 BTC [+]
18:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23050 @ 0.00075646 = 17.4364 BTC [+]
18:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15600 @ 0.00076274 = 11.8987 BTC [+]
19:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22000 @ 0.00076274 = 16.7803 BTC [+]
19:06 mod6 gernika: did bitcoind exit cleanly for you, finally?
19:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4750 @ 0.00075705 = 3.596 BTC [-]
19:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3682 @ 0.00076274 = 2.8084 BTC [+]
19:32 gernika mod6 yes - probably around 30 min
19:36 mod6 gernika: ah, cool.
19:37 gernika Yeah syncing again. Sooooo close to being fully synced.
19:37 mod6 nice!
19:40 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/ranee-panjabi-hearing-impaired-1.3231791
19:40 assbot Forgotten deal means MUN prof doesn't have to accommodate hearing-impaired students - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1KtWAO9 )
19:41 nubbins` "your honour, my client had a forgotten deal. i move to dismiss"
19:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17400 @ 0.00075952 = 13.2156 BTC [-] {2}
19:45 punkman "told student she wouldn't wear FM system due to religious reasons" lolwut
19:46 nubbins` 8)
19:47 nubbins` newfy kim davis
19:47 nubbins` uni's response is priceless
19:47 nubbins` "actually we signed a contract saying she didn't have to accommodate deafos"
19:47 nubbins` OH WELL THEN
19:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8890 @ 0.00075765 = 6.7355 BTC [-] {2}
19:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14896 @ 0.00075518 = 11.2492 BTC [-] {2}
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20:26 cazalla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277431 <<< it's an acronym so please to pronounce it Q N T R A
20:26 assbot Logged on 17-09-2015 03:05:37; BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Mentally I pronounce it Cunt-Raw
20:27 gernika My preferred mental pronunciation is "contra"
20:27 BingoBoingo cazalla: What did the acronym stand for again?
20:28 cazalla BingoBoingo, Quarrelsome Niggaz Trollin' Reddit Always
20:28 BingoBoingo Ah, damn my memory
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20:54 BingoBoingo 24 Hours after the submission Qntra has made the front page of slashdot for the I forget whicheth time http://yro.slashdot.org/story/15/09/17/2215209/bitcoin-trader-agrees-to-work-for-police-in-plea-agreement
20:54 assbot Bitcoin Trader Agrees To Work For Police In Plea Agreement - Slashdot ... ( http://bit.ly/1il1UZ7 )
20:56 BingoBoingo http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8027571&cid=50545833
20:56 assbot Bitcoin Trader Agrees To Work For Police In Plea Agreement - Slashdot ... ( http://bit.ly/1il2c2j )
20:57 cazalla does anyone read slashdot these days?
20:59 BingoBoingo I still do. Not as many people seem to read it as when MP saved BSDM, but it gets reads by virtue of not being as bad as other places you can find stories missed elsewhere
21:08 BingoBoingo I as so fucking happy I won the Rand Paul bet
21:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16459 @ 0.00076274 = 12.5539 BTC [+]
21:11 cazalla your shout!
21:16 mircea_popescu wow wd.
21:17 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well, they added another link in front of ours, but at least this time they didn't replace it with a derpier venue
21:17 mircea_popescu i meant re the bet lol.
21:17 mircea_popescu wasn't it 10:1 ?
21:17 mircea_popescu da fuck i care about slashdot.
21:19 BingoBoingo Ah, it was more than 10:1
21:19 BingoBoingo And then the bet clsoed and they announced the debate would have an extra hour
21:19 BingoBoingo But he spoke at a rate that still would have given him a win
21:20 mircea_popescu pretty impressive call.
21:21 BingoBoingo They put out 5 BTC and only the BitBet bet had matched it. s.qntr was way up so I figured I'd price their 5 BTC
21:21 BingoBoingo Then someone later threw up a smaller million satoshi bet, which also did well.
21:23 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/09/pascal-reid-pleads-guilty-promises-to-service-usg-law-enforcement/#comment-58331
21:23 assbot Pascal Reid Pleads Guilty Promising to Service USG "Law Enforcement" – Full Draft Plea Text | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1il5ZwB )
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21:38 mircea_popescu http://sourceforge.net/p/bitcoin/mailman/message/34162353/ the lolz of seasons past...
21:38 assbot Bitcoin / Mailing Lists ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yi3yvB )
21:40 BingoBoingo Fucking Hearnia. How has that crowd gone on so long without consulting a surgeon to repair their pelvic floor?
21:42 mircea_popescu oh you don't understand, "Gavin has support from the companies and has talked to economists".
21:42 mircea_popescu fucktards.
21:42 BingoBoingo No-No-No Gavin isn't Hearnia, he is fistula
21:42 BingoBoingo Like Venezuela
21:43 mircea_popescu mike_hearnMike Hearn - Bitcoin Expert 2 points 3 months ago - It's nobodies "fault" - there is no such thing as a programmer who never writes buggy code.
21:43 mircea_popescu herp.
21:43 mircea_popescu we just lie and steal and you know, it's nobody's fault, not like there exist things that work or people who aren't shitheads just like us. har har.
21:45 mircea_popescu ;;bc,stats
21:45 gribble Current Blocks: 375011 | Current Difficulty: 5.933535123386657E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 376991 | Next Difficulty In: 1980 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 6 days, 18 hours, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
21:46 BingoBoingo mega lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3lcbgd/speaker_lineup_for_devcore_workshop_draper/cv58rvg
21:46 assbot super3 comments on Speaker lineup for DevCore Workshop @ Draper: Andreas M. Antonopolous, Greg Maxwell, Gavin Andresen, Matt Coralo, Jeff Garzik, Michael Perklin & Charlie Lee ... ( http://bit.ly/1il8S0u )
21:47 mircea_popescu people need to learn to stop associated with scammers.
21:48 BingoBoingo Seriously
21:50 BingoBoingo ;;later tell hdbuck what is your primary language?
21:50 gribble The operation succeeded.
21:53 BingoBoingo Typical WaPo reader: "My wife doesn’t have a strong sex drive. I have always found sex to be awkward. I have a bit of a mental block—although I understand it on a biological level, I still don’t like the idea of sticking my body part inside another body." >> http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2015/09/dear_prudence_my_friend_s_wife_stays_home_and_berates_him_while_he_works.html
21:53 assbot Dear Prudence: My friend’s wife stays home and berates him while he works two jobs. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yi5Zy9 )
21:56 mircea_popescu hahaah
21:56 mircea_popescu needs some "refugees".
21:57 BingoBoingo Seriously. Or maybe needs to refugee to Tanzania
21:57 BingoBoingo The more I read the more seriously awesome Tanzania sounds
21:58 mircea_popescu rly ?
21:59 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Seriously. Potential Border skirmishes with Rwanda means a legit reason to hoard recreational firepower for weekend entertainment. Also asoundingly low HIV rates for its geography.
22:05 mircea_popescu deedbot- http://dpaste.com/1XKCNGF.txt
22:05 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilb9IV )
22:05 deedbot- accepted: 1
22:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] [PAID] 1.53796614 BTC to 10`000`000 shares, 15 satoshi per share
22:05 mircea_popescu rwanda is that unique place on earth that banned plastic bags
22:05 mircea_popescu well, other than being a total famished shithole / ex genocide site ec.
22:06 BingoBoingo But Rwanda has too much aids, and plastic bags are a net positive for society. The things seriously break down fast.
22:07 mircea_popescu notrly. all the places where the beoble abound, you mostly find the trees covered in them.
22:08 BingoBoingo Ah, they get littered to fast there. Here they break down faster than most paper.
22:12 cazalla dayum, was gonna say one for BingoBoingo but i think one of me instead http://i.imgur.com/smOdXoy.jpg
22:12 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilc4ZR )
22:13 cazalla stop resisting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3&v=-Dk6bXdBdVs
22:13 assbot Cop hits kid with baton at Stockton RTD - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilcbVf )
22:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] [PAID] 265.96738432 BTC to 1`000`000`000 shares, 26 satoshi per share
22:13 mircea_popescu deedbot- http://dpaste.com/19W56G9.txt
22:13 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilcf7A )
22:13 deedbot- accepted: 1
22:13 mircea_popescu she's pretty.
22:14 cazalla for me, not of me.. obvious typo
22:15 mircea_popescu cazalla in drag & blackface. hm.
22:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34500 @ 0.00075341 = 25.9926 BTC [-] {3}
22:16 BingoBoingo <cazalla> dayum, was gonna say one for BingoBoingo but i think one of me instead http://i.imgur.com/smOdXoy.jpg << Oh Lordie
22:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilc4ZR )
22:17 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> cazalla in drag & blackface. hm. << Looks like a pure Cassava fed African Woman
22:19 BingoBoingo You know, BitBet doesn't seem to be doing poorly on the Rand Paul bet either https://bitbet.us/bet/1197/rand-paul-will-get-less-than-7-minutes/#b2
22:19 assbot BitBet - Rand Paul will get less than 7 minutes in Sept. 16th Republican debate :: 5.04 B (94%) on Yes, 0.31 B (6%) on No | closed 3 days 2 hours ago ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yia1GT )
22:20 mircea_popescu lol
22:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27226 @ 0.00075296 = 20.5001 BTC [-] {2}
22:20 BingoBoingo And if any BitBettors are intersted Made this the same day as my first Rand bet https://bitbet.us/bet/1198/connor-mcdavid-will-live-up-to-the-hype/#b4
22:20 assbot BitBet - Connor McDavid will live up to the hype :: 0.2 B (12%) on Yes, 1.41 B (88%) on No | closing in 4 months 2 weeks | weight: 94`846 (100`000 to 25`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yiah8L )
22:21 mircea_popescu in other news, hanbot in leather goods store. saleswoman decides to upsell her on leather belt. the innermost hole's about a mile too tight. saleswoman proceeds to turn store upside down out of saleswomany ambition. eventually finds one flimsy belth apparently intended for schoolgirls, that on the tightest setting is you know, sorta sitting there unobviously loose.
22:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8738 @ 0.00075289 = 6.5788 BTC [-]
22:21 mircea_popescu moral being that a great ass is wasted without a wasp waist.
22:21 mircea_popescu a mile too wide* i mean.
22:23 BingoBoingo lol
22:23 BingoBoingo https://slimgur.com/images/2015/09/17/bcc324bcf6b7aa63e1d5b01fef99dacc.jpg
22:23 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yiaxoh )
22:24 mircea_popescu the nerve.
22:25 BingoBoingo The moral of the story is that waist is a primary measure of health among women in the same way percentage completion to FUDA is a primary measure of health among men
22:27 mircea_popescu actually it is isn't it.
22:27 cazalla did you coin that meme BingoBoingo because i never heard of a fuda until today
22:27 mircea_popescu and from the "best fake name ever" department, http://trilema.com/2014/why-dogecoin-is-a-scam-why-the-people-pushing-it-are-assholes-why-business-insider-is-a-contemptible-piece-of-shit-why-anyone-who-ever-worked-for-it-will-be-dancing-in-the-street-for-nickels-and-wh/#comment-115375
22:27 assbot Why Dogecoin is a scam, why the people pushing it are assholes, why Business Insider is a contemptible piece of shit, why anyone who ever worked for it will be dancing in the street for nickels and why Kevin Rose is a fuckwit. Plus other considerations. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1ile8kG )
22:28 BingoBoingo cazalla: Originally idiots used it to refer to male FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) which isn't gendered. So I created a better meaning for FUDA: Fat Usurping Dick Apex
22:29 BingoBoingo Or area, Apex is prolly better
22:29 cazalla for some reason i always assumed fupa was gender specific despite knowing what it meant
22:32 BingoBoingo Equalitit
22:36 mircea_popescu so women exist whose pubic bone can not be palpated do they ?!
22:38 BingoBoingo Unfortunately
22:38 mircea_popescu im telling you, 3rd gender.
22:38 BingoBoingo "Women" also exist who can not get actual vaginal penetration without 24 inch dicks
22:38 mircea_popescu he, she, and sf.
22:39 mircea_popescu or i guess s-f
22:39 * mircea_popescu is tempted to start using the subhuman pronoun.
22:40 BingoBoingo WHich new pronoun is the subhuman one?
22:42 mircea_popescu well the gender being stupid-fat...
22:43 BingoBoingo Needs a vowel maybe.
22:45 mircea_popescu nah, vowels have too many calories.
22:47 BingoBoingo https://i.imgur.com/p2I1EeS.jpg
22:47 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1YidEwF )
22:47 BingoBoingo Eh, what ABout Zi-Zir or some other new age shit.
22:50 mircea_popescu mno, the problem with dating sites is that unless you intend to meet a dog, you're in the wrong place.
22:50 mircea_popescu "met on the internet" !!!!= "met on dating site".
22:51 mircea_popescu dating site is basically where people who don't meet go. much like reddit is where people who don't read go.
22:51 mircea_popescu should be writtit srsly.
22:51 BingoBoingo Oh, no there are fun opportunities that pop up on dating sites like the recently out of a long term relationship and cute girls with borderline personality disorder. THe holy grail to hunt for is the overlap
22:56 cazalla so where is the dating site that removes fat shaming body type descriptions in place of all women are beautiful regardless of size
22:59 BingoBoingo http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2015#1278234 << Hell
22:59 assbot Logged on 18-09-2015 02:56:26; cazalla: so where is the dating site that removes fat shaming body type descriptions in place of all women are beautiful regardless of size
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23:53 cazalla http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bitcoin-artist-kuno-goda-migrates-ethereum-1520072
23:53 assbot Bitcoin artist Kuno Goda migrates to Ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1FQV1EE )
23:53 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
23:53 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 233.66, vol: 16623.89896827 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 231.966, vol: 7341.19419 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 233.86, vol: 11929.06108828 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 242.8, vol: 5.94194598 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 235.229364, vol: 15965.46670000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 233.94841, vol: 46.38149774 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 234.68482, vol: 115.92835111 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)
23:53 BingoBoingo ;;more
23:53 gribble average: 233.951996369
23:55 BingoBoingo cazalla: Wait, screen prints of Game of Life creatures are marketable?
23:55 cazalla apparently so
23:58 BingoBoingo Fuck I was on the wrong path doing oild painting of Kim Jung Il on a train getting slaughtered by a heart
23:59 pete_dushenski https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/social-sciences-and-humanities-faculties-close-japan-after-ministerial-decree << goooOooo social sciences!
23:59 assbot | Times Higher Education ... ( http://bit.ly/1OiyTL9 )
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