Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans


← 2015-04-19 | 2015-04-21 → ↓
00:13 decimation ascii_orc: http://www.peigenesis.com/en/connectors/by-series-type/micro-connectors/173:itt-cannon-micro-miniature.html < d-subminiature connectors which are vibration rated are available; apparently used in avionics & space stuff
00:13 assbot ITT Cannon MDM Series MIL-DTL-83513 Micro-D Connectors ... ( http://bit.ly/1yJ7V9g )
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01:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59200 @ 0.00032289 = 19.1151 BTC [+]
01:14 mircea_popescu omfg three days of basically nonstop partying. how do the kids do it!
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01:31 mircea_popescu we find from a commenter : TheyFit have developed 95 different sizes of custom fit condom [and] hope to revolutionise the industry.
01:31 mircea_popescu fancy that, bespoke condoms are a thinh
01:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2010/bai-mi-e-lene/ << you should prolly translate that sometime. to russian.
01:35 assbot Bai, mi-e lene on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1D4v0yz )
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01:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 99117 @ 0.00032517 = 32.2299 BTC [+] {2}
02:05 Bet placed: 2 BTC for No on "Yandex drop under Google before 2016" http://bitbet.us/bet/1134/ Odds: 23(Y):77(N) by coin, 23(Y):77(N) by weight. Total bet: 8.96541684 BTC. Current weight: 95,812.
02:15 hanbot attn davout: meatmarket is at Carlos Calvo 430 (intersection with Defensa), "Mercado de San Telmo"
02:24 Bet placed: 2.5 BTC for No on "Yandex drop under Google before 2016" http://bitbet.us/bet/1134/ Odds: 18(Y):82(N) by coin, 18(Y):82(N) by weight. Total bet: 11.46541684 BTC. Current weight: 95,806.
02:38 ben_vulpes ;;later tell mthreat sorry to've missed you, boss!
02:38 gribble The operation succeeded.
02:38 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [05:13] omfg three days of basically nonstop partying. how do the kids do it! << lol he calls this partying
02:39 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [05:30] fancy that, bespoke condoms are thin << ftfy
02:39 ben_vulpes sweet sweet lightlogs
02:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 76143 @ 0.0003259 = 24.815 BTC [+] {2}
02:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3661 @ 0.00032709 = 1.1975 BTC [+] {2}
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04:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59500 @ 0.0003295 = 19.6053 BTC [+]
04:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 168448 @ 0.00032289 = 54.3902 BTC [-]
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04:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 92617 @ 0.00032966 = 30.5321 BTC [+] {3}
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06:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65683 @ 0.00032793 = 21.5394 BTC [-] {4}
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06:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14412 @ 0.0003249 = 4.6825 BTC [-]
06:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00033122 = 6.0944 BTC [+]
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07:28 BingoBoingo http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=hire_women
07:28 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1F6dDUc )
07:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44338 @ 0.0003249 = 14.4054 BTC [-]
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08:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 800 @ 0.00215872 = 1.727 BTC [-]
08:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 810 @ 0.002155 = 1.7456 BTC [+]
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08:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00032289 = 3.2128 BTC [-]
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09:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57980 @ 0.00031717 = 18.3895 BTC [-]
09:35 jurov http://wundergroundmusic.com/wedding-ruined-after-groom-accidentally-serves-guests-ketamine-instead-of-powdered-alcohol/
09:35 assbot » Wedding Ruined After Groom Accidentally Serves Guests Ketamine Instead Of Powdered Alcohol ... ( http://bit.ly/1DtbbS9 )
09:41 chetty Powdered Alcohol ...ketamin sounds a better choice actually
09:52 adlai well, uh, some of my guests are pretty big guys
09:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 9 @ 0.139 = 1.251 BTC [+]
10:00 BingoBoingo Sounds like the world's happiest wedding
10:01 jurov with zombies!
10:04 davout mod6 ben_vulpes asciilifeform, in case you're interested, imma head out to the meat market
10:04 jurov lol "that tastes weird" "ofc, that cheapskate" *gulp* *gulp*
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10:43 mircea_popescu hey all
10:44 mircea_popescu !up kobud
10:44 mircea_popescu and nao... to the logs!
10:54 mircea_popescu the lulz from the past : http://trilema.com/2010/barometru-de-criza-doar-20-dintre-romani-ar-refuza-sa-se-dezbrace-la-interviul-de-angajare/
10:54 assbot Barometru de criza : Doar 20% dintre romani ar refuza sa se dezbrace la interviul de angajare! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yL4zmt )
10:54 mircea_popescu "if you had to strip for your hiring interview, would you ?"
11:00 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104316 << dude owned box that owns a whole C class ? how.
11:00 assbot Logged on 18-04-2015 14:45:24; ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104267 << mno. pwned box, spoodging out spores
11:02 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104345 << lol the stupid shit. we've progressed to "fastest growing" i see ?
11:02 assbot Logged on 18-04-2015 21:52:57; cazalla: http://dpaste.com/1GQD33J.txt lol gocoin was going to pump paycoin
11:04 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104361 << pretty lulzy. it would seem that until i physically hit every signle idiot across his stupid head, every single idiot fails to realise that yes, i can hit him physically across the head.
11:04 assbot Logged on 19-04-2015 00:22:57; cazalla: looks like gaw didn't like qntra much either http://dpaste.com/2NHJKBA.txt
11:04 mircea_popescu fucking internet, made everyone think himself invulnerable and important.
11:17 mod6 buenos dias!
11:18 BingoBoingo How are the hangovers down there?
11:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 73100 @ 0.00031465 = 23.0009 BTC [-]
11:19 mod6 eh, not so bad i gather. we did stay up very late again though. heheh
11:24 mircea_popescu cazalla http://trilema.com/2015/the-best-biggest-bitcoin-derps-on-welfare-or-the-misadventures-of-young-josh-garza-jonah-dorman-eric-capuano-and-brian-klein/ << there, something to make your cold black heart warm.
11:24 assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLaVSX )
11:24 mircea_popescu hola el modo seis!
11:24 mircea_popescu !up ascii_lander
11:24 mircea_popescu https://www.linkedin.com/pub/josh-garza/8/824/874 << total fuckingspammer derp, over 500 connections 11 recomendations ?
11:24 assbot Josh Garza | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLb4Wo )
11:25 mod6 hola mircea_popescu!
11:25 mircea_popescu so what, 3% of the people who know you would recommed you ? such win.
11:27 ascii_lander http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104587 << easy! owned one box in a dc, then arp-poisoned
11:27 assbot Logged on 20-04-2015 15:00:46; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104316 << dude owned box that owns a whole C class ? how.
11:27 mircea_popescu ascii_lander the original point was, "if you want malware hosting, talk to x".
11:27 * ascii_lander just only now washed up
11:27 mircea_popescu whether the dc is selling it or just gifting it away...
11:28 ascii_lander mircea_popescu: almost every dc on planet3 'gifts' l0l
11:28 mod6 ascii_lander: me too, getting packed now...
11:29 mircea_popescu anyways these logs are a riot.
11:34 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104400 << dood, you don't understand how the world works. a warm smile and a firm handshake is all that's needed to keep emails on their route.
11:34 assbot Logged on 19-04-2015 07:58:52; ben_vulpes: sorry boss you transmitted something in cleartext
11:34 mircea_popescu i am on linkedin and wut is this cryptostuff.
11:36 ascii_lander undress for interview << army ?
11:36 ascii_lander (where, other than pr0n, else..?)
11:36 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104408 << bwahahaha
11:36 assbot Logged on 19-04-2015 08:03:05; ben_vulpes: upon consideration too similar to personal hustle for comfort
11:37 mircea_popescu ascii_lander well, depends how the chick looks i guess.
11:37 mircea_popescu in any case it's a compliment.
11:37 ascii_lander ahaahaha them, l0l
11:38 * ascii_lander pictured being asked to disrobe at interview, and having puzzled look 'is this… sparta?!'
11:38 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104416 << cazalla totally delivered. it's like when there's a bunch of people guarding some computers, and like 9 out of them go to get drunk one night leaving a couple behind
11:38 assbot Logged on 19-04-2015 08:08:43; ben_vulpes: WHAT LOG
11:38 mircea_popescu and that couple shoot the moon
11:39 mircea_popescu ascii_lander fun fact : spart/a is how you say broken, such as for instance a broken butt ring in romanian. so it would be... ahem... sparta.
11:39 ascii_lander l0l!
11:39 mircea_popescu sparta-n cur literally means rottinculo
11:40 mircea_popescu also, today we learn alf wears robes to interviews.
11:40 mircea_popescu where's your robes at man ? we never saw any robes!
11:41 ascii_lander neh robes to seppuku only
11:41 mircea_popescu "Rocket Lab is redefining how we access space. Powered by our brand new Rutherford motor; small, fast and agile"
11:41 ascii_lander (disrobe - engl. localizm possibly)
11:41 mircea_popescu "Rutherford adopts an entirely new electric propulsion cycle, using electric motors to drive its turbopumps, and is the first oxygen/hydrocarbon engine to use 3D printing for all primary components."
11:41 mircea_popescu mother of god.
11:41 mircea_popescu this seriously works, printed rocket ?!
11:42 mircea_popescu uh.
11:42 ascii_lander what do you think, lol
11:42 mircea_popescu http://www.rocketlabusa.com/static/images/rutherford-motor.png << what the shit, they printed (bad) solder marks ?
11:42 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLepoF )
11:42 mircea_popescu lmao what kabuki. "3d printing reproduces spot welds!11"
11:43 mircea_popescu plenty of turbopumps driven electrically, i thought
11:43 mircea_popescu to combad the serious stlal problems that arise from where you need thrust to pump the gas yo uneed for thrust.
11:43 mircea_popescu combat*
11:45 ascii_lander 'agile'
11:46 ascii_lander kabukki more like here.
11:46 ascii_lander (bukkuki..)
11:46 mircea_popescu Electron is a two stage vehicle that uses Rocket Lab’s Rutherford liquid engine on both stages.
11:47 mircea_popescu dude what the shit. two stage, identical stages ?! WHO DOES THIS
11:47 mircea_popescu ftr, that WOULD be truely revolutionary, i never heard of it.
11:47 mircea_popescu "hey i hyave an idea, let's make a rocket powered taenia!
11:55 mircea_popescu http://www.rocketlabusa.com/static/images/sso-orbit-graph.svg << this seriously is linear ?!
11:55 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLgC3q )
11:55 mircea_popescu !up ascii_lander
11:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39450 @ 0.00031398 = 12.3865 BTC [-] {2}
11:58 ascii_lander mircea_popescu: space-themed scams are quite inevitable - green pastures mostly
11:58 mircea_popescu aha. but why make it this bad.
11:58 mircea_popescu i guess they make whatever comes out.
11:59 ascii_lander because kabuki
11:59 ascii_lander it can't diverge far from other kabuki
11:59 mircea_popescu " Long and short is I am used to more reginal publications where a story typically runs the day after."
11:59 mircea_popescu what's reginal ?
12:00 ascii_lander regional perhaps ?
12:00 mircea_popescu oh that makes sense in context ty
12:01 mircea_popescu http://dpaste.com/3MEHVHE << meanwhile... derps be derpy.
12:01 assbot dpaste: 3MEHVHE ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLhmpa )
12:01 mircea_popescu and the idiots that credited the derps just because the derps existed are now left with the shame.
12:01 mircea_popescu oldest thing in bitcoin, this. from blazedout's wood scam to tat's neobee thing to pirate supporters, worst fucking thing you can do is entertain idiots.
12:04 mircea_popescu "And it seems to me that part of the problem is that the bitcoin community is full of some very passionate and inherently mistrusting people."
12:04 mircea_popescu herp.
12:05 ascii_lander l0l are they posting from the biodiesel pot yet ?
12:06 BingoBoingo ChIraq http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/04/20/chicago_shooting_wave_at_least_14_injured.html
12:06 assbot Chicago shooting wave: At least 14 injured. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLiclC )
12:06 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: what happened to '1 shot, 1 kill,' l0l
12:07 ascii_lander '32 individuals have been shot and at least four killed.'
12:07 mircea_popescu this is very instructive of the stupidity of journalists. they use windows, for one thing, but that perhaps is not their option. what IS their option however is to derp on linkedin rather than here. what his results in is, trying to do interviews with garza, and what THAT results in is http://dpaste.com/3SN7HCS.txt
12:07 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLimcJ )
12:07 mod6 heh 'spray and pray'
12:07 mircea_popescu that poor unfortunate schmuck Michael Casey ended up having to write five pages of prose
12:07 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: They tend to get better was the warm season goes on.
12:07 mircea_popescu just to try and get the ducks lined in a row to where he can wriote more prose to salvage his previous prose to where it's a 0 level.
12:07 mircea_popescu in short, he has written > 10k words to try to get back to zero.
12:08 mircea_popescu had he spent 1/10 of that effort ot get a key and get in the wot, he'd be above zero now.
12:08 mircea_popescu and the discussion of how that "is really epsilon" is not germane : epsilon STILL is above zero, as epsilony as it may be.
12:08 mircea_popescu but no, because windows is a symptom, not a cause. the sort of improductive idiots that do one, do all.
12:09 mircea_popescu ascii_lander more concerning is, "at least 14 injured". out of 32 individuals shot, 14 injured ? what is this, a team marksmanship ?
12:09 mircea_popescu "shot three times through his imaginary limb"
12:15 ascii_lander l0l
12:15 ascii_lander mircea_popescu: …what IS their option however is to derp on linkedin rather than here. << zey are oonly foollowing oorderz (TM)
12:15 mircea_popescu yeahimsure.
12:16 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> "shot three times through his imaginary limb" << haha
12:16 mod6 ok gentlemen. all set.
12:16 ascii_lander i'll be down shortly
12:17 ascii_lander mod6: have you eaten ?
12:17 mod6 I'm gonna head down to the lobby. Might venture out for a quick bite/coffee & shopping trip if anyone else wants to join me.
12:17 ascii_lander definitely
12:17 mod6 ascii_lander: sounds good. I'll wait in the lobby. :]
12:17 mircea_popescu mod6 cafe victoria across the street's pretty good.
12:17 mod6 We haven't been there yet, we'll check it out. Thanks!
12:21 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104496 << if you mean leninsk, you got the syllables mixed uo
12:21 assbot Logged on 19-04-2015 16:26:32; funkenstein_: from bainokur
12:22 ascii_lander mod6: getting dressed, will appear soon, hungry
12:27 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104512 << dude wtf is that.
12:27 assbot Logged on 19-04-2015 18:58:32; danielpbarron: The idea: We want to participate in pull request review, but we don't really understand the codebase well enough.
12:27 mircea_popescu !up ascii_lander
12:30 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104572 << ahahahahaha
12:30 assbot Logged on 20-04-2015 13:35:45; jurov: http://wundergroundmusic.com/wedding-ruined-after-groom-accidentally-serves-guests-ketamine-instead-of-powdered-alcohol/
12:30 ascii_lander http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-07-2014#777510
12:30 assbot Logged on 30-07-2014 02:02:25; *: asciilifeform was once offered ~1k usd by employer to take ketamine, somehow never got around to it
12:31 mircea_popescu it was the rage at some point, back when the current best fucks were best jailbait.
12:32 mircea_popescu omfg holy shit three days of logs within a cup of coffee ?!
12:33 mircea_popescu mindblown. more conferences needed.
12:33 ascii_lander speaking of coffee
12:33 ascii_lander who else is awake
12:34 mircea_popescu mod6 a moment ago.
12:36 mircea_popescu ascii_lander mod6 davout : btw i'll be dropping by hotel in about an hour, if you folk happen to be around.
12:37 ascii_lander neato
12:37 ascii_lander will grab some food, and come back
12:37 mircea_popescu sounds perfect.
12:37 ascii_lander about to go look for mod6
12:37 mthreat my vivid memory from the conference is davout pronouncing "vulpes" with a strong French pronunciation. "Listen to how I say it, 'vulpes ... vulpes'"
12:37 ascii_lander voolp
12:37 mircea_popescu :D
12:39 mircea_popescu “This wedding cost me an absolute fortune so I decided I’d try and save a few bucks by buying the powdered stuff instead of champagne, it’s supposed to be almost impossible to tell the difference if you add it to sparkling water,” explained Montello during an interview with Wunderground.
12:39 mircea_popescu dude...
12:40 mircea_popescu this shit's not even wrong.
12:40 mircea_popescu seriously, "mineral water" ? the us doesn't even have mineral water, it's stuck importing san pelegrino
12:40 ben_vulpes scrimping on the bubbles?!
12:41 ben_vulpes <BingoBoingo> [15:17] How are the hangovers down there? << we're not really drinking that much. talking, though...
12:42 mircea_popescu yeah, didn't get one. just slightly mellow morning after feel
12:48 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [15:46] dude what the shit. two stage, identical stages ?! WHO DOES THIS << but nooooooo the nozzle doesn't count as part of the ennnnginnnnne
12:48 mircea_popescu wait wut
12:48 ben_vulpes we totally optimized, too - just for not spending any money on engineering
12:49 ben_vulpes ah nm
12:52 ben_vulpes "A static cloud mining contract is a depreciating asset by definition" << lookie! people are beginning to understand how the w0rld werkz
12:53 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2012/the-problem-with-pmbs-ie-perpetual-mining-bonds/
12:53 assbot The problem with PMBs, ie "Perpetual Mining Bonds" on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1aLiDRp )
12:54 mircea_popescu 2015 is just the 2012 v2.0
12:55 ben_vulpes maybe someday dear michael casey will wrap his head around the fact that if it has zero representation in la serenissima it has zero legs, cannot walk, and everyone is quietly laughing at his interview with the bloody-stumped amputee runner
12:55 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: yeah.
12:56 ben_vulpes but hey maybe since the scamrate's up btc will crack 5k by nob
12:56 ben_vulpes nov*
12:56 ben_vulpes although we'd need another fractional reserve for that amirite
12:56 mircea_popescu lol
12:58 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: coming by in hr?
12:58 mircea_popescu ye
12:58 ben_vulpes bring my test plane please
12:58 mircea_popescu yup.
12:58 * ben_vulpes wants to sit in cockpit at least
12:59 ben_vulpes <mthreat> [16:36] my vivid memory from the conference is davout pronouncing "vulpes" with a strong French pronunciation. "Listen to how I say it, 'vulpes ... vulpes'" << leesen deevih eets piiliiite teu prnewns yr freeeends nims de whey de went dem prnewnsed
13:00 davout ben_vulpes is obviously pretty jealous
13:00 mircea_popescu davout no dude, srsly, you have the cutest accent.
13:01 mircea_popescu chicks love it too.
13:01 davout not everyone gets to light stars in the chicks eyes just by saying where you're from :D
13:01 mircea_popescu hehe. that's not it tho. it's mopre like...
13:01 davout anyway, i'm gonna head out to the airport in a few minutes
13:02 mircea_popescu tous tes voyelles sont doux
13:02 mircea_popescu oh you're off ?
13:02 mircea_popescu have a good trip, compliments a l'amazonne
13:02 ben_vulpes later davout!
13:02 davout yeah, i can wait fifteen minutes if needed, but with my plane at five i think it's pretty reasonable to leave the hotel around 2~2:30
13:03 davout ben_vulpes: you still in bed?
13:03 ben_vulpes give me a few to brush my teeth
13:03 davout ah sure nw
13:03 ben_vulpes you know me so well baby
13:03 mircea_popescu davout yeah makes sense.
13:03 davout mircea_popescu: i left my extra cash with mike_c
13:03 mircea_popescu why, he looked like he could use it ? :D
13:04 davout ;;isup www.therealbitcoin.org
13:04 gribble www.therealbitcoin.org is down
13:04 mircea_popescu o.O
13:04 davout i wanted to derp around with the foundation's tarball in the plane
13:04 mircea_popescu in other news, http://31.media.tumblr.com/b0db55c8f2e3d557b27d184023d4b93c/tumblr_mt72waEt5p1s7ejhlo1_500.gif
13:05 mircea_popescu davout wasn't it thebitcoin.foundation ?
13:05 davout aha
13:05 davout not sure where i got that URRL
13:05 davout (url pronounced à la française bien sur)
13:05 mircea_popescu :D
13:06 davout so what i want to get is 0.5.3.1-RELEASE amirite
13:06 ben_vulpes http://thebitcoin.foundation/<< dabout
13:06 assbot 404 Not Found ... ( http://bit.ly/1aLliKM )
13:06 mircea_popescu myeah
13:06 davout i'll probably just read the code for a bit
13:07 ben_vulpes worse ways to spend a flight
13:07 mircea_popescu like what, coding on rails ?
13:07 ben_vulpes hyu
13:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36600 @ 0.00031322 = 11.4639 BTC [-] {2}
13:16 davout ok, heading off, laterz all
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13:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00031246 = 1.7029 BTC [-]
14:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15227 @ 0.00031604 = 4.8123 BTC [+]
14:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38723 @ 0.00032162 = 12.4541 BTC [+]
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16:40 mircea_popescu !up miaviator
16:42 miaviator ?
16:42 miaviator Thanks bot!
16:45 mircea_popescu aha. who are you ?
16:50 williamdunne mircea_popescu has become self-aware
16:50 williamdunne Prepare for death by-skynet any day now
16:50 mircea_popescu wait wut ?
16:50 williamdunne "Thanks bot!"
16:51 trinque I suppose miaviator thanks the door when someone gets it for him.
16:51 williamdunne trinque: That may make more sense, I assumed he thought Mircea was the bot
16:52 miaviator "+miaviator was voiced (+v) by @assbot"
16:52 miaviator I was thanking the bot for the voice.
16:52 mircea_popescu http://www.imgboc.com/image.php?id=4BEB_5289D57D << check out yukodsky's gf
16:52 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OzxT18 )
16:52 miaviator Which makes no sense. Good point.
16:52 williamdunne "21:40:53 - mircea_popescu: !up miaviator" - the bot has to be called by someone else first
16:53 miaviator That's the missing line. Thanks mircea_popescu
16:53 mircea_popescu sure, you're welcome, but who are you ?
16:53 miaviator http://trilema.com/2015/the-best-biggest-bitcoin-derps-on-welfare-or-the-misadventures-of-young-josh-garza-jonah-dorman-eric-capuano-and-brian-klein/
16:53 assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ozy1h1 )
16:53 miaviator An honorable mention.
16:53 mircea_popescu lol. which one ?
16:54 miaviator Why make it that easy.
16:54 williamdunne I hope its Josh <3
16:55 miaviator williamdunne: Right, like that scam would show up somewhere he doesn't control.
16:55 miaviator If he can't ban people he doesn't show.
16:55 mircea_popescu he is on linkedin, neh ? total egyptian scammer mug, 500 connections 11 recommendations
16:55 mircea_popescu somehow doesn't occur to him why this is suspicious
16:57 miaviator He's been doxed pretty well over on bitcointalk.
16:57 williamdunne miaviator: Are you unnamed.png?
16:57 miaviator LOL, no williamdunne.
16:58 mircea_popescu poor girl incidentally. i mean getting scammed for like, money, is one thing. women get scammed all the time for their time. kinda worse.
16:59 mircea_popescu http://pando.com/2015/04/19/the-war-nerd-the-art-of-turf-war/ << fluffypony anything to this ?
16:59 assbot The War Nerd: The Art of Turf War | PandoDaily ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ozzd3U )
16:59 miaviator mircea_popescu: She was one of the first employees, reviewed and wrote his emails, talked about selling premined coins to buy a house etc. she is not collateral damage in this.
16:59 mircea_popescu miaviator female loyalty to the dude fucking her doth not stain the woman in my eyes.
17:00 fluffypony *clicks*
17:00 miaviator Interesting.
17:00 williamdunne !rate fluffypony 3 Points out stupidity, and promotes what matters while maintaining his humanity
17:00 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/50b905613a083410
17:01 mircea_popescu http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/office-manager-bronx-dental-practice-operated-patients-article-1.2187721 << this is pretty kickass.
17:01 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OzzCUb )
17:01 fluffypony mircea_popescu: yeah - we had these "xenophobic attacks" in 2008
17:01 fluffypony and they're back
17:01 mircea_popescu fluffypony aha
17:01 williamdunne !verify assbot:williamdunne.rate.fluffypony.3:737e3efbaf8422f6eb95d355d3b2b0c645c48e8fc914dbbb8380d5b1cce3b63d
17:01 assbot Successfully added a rating of 3 for fluffypony with note: Points out stupidity, and promotes what matters while maintaining his humanity
17:01 fluffypony it's basically the yokel locals going "therr takin' urr jerbs"
17:02 fluffypony it's the South African version of that South Park episode
17:02 mircea_popescu fluffypony doesn't seem there's any stable solution for it other than concentration camps for one side or the other.
17:03 fluffypony yeah, the 2008 stuff escalated a bit, the po po stepped up their visible policing activity in the affected areas, and it dissipated
17:03 mircea_popescu http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/80-percent-of-police-force-resigns-after-missouri-town-elects-first-african-american-mayor/ << what i want to know about this thing is, how the fuck do you cut an integer 80% out of 6.
17:03 assbot 80 percent of police force resigns after Missouri town elects first African-American mayor ... ( http://bit.ly/1OzzVy5 )
17:04 fluffypony easy, the 5th person is missing an arm, so he only counts as 4.8
17:04 fluffypony *0.8
17:04 mircea_popescu oh ok
17:12 mircea_popescu ahahaha putin wants steven segall as an ambassador
17:12 mircea_popescu maybe obama could reciprocally send the velvet fog ?
17:17 williamdunne !up miaviator:
17:28 mircea_popescu ;;later tell davout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL6maP3flsA
17:28 assbot Maria de Buenos Aires Astorpia quinteto Piazzolla_Tango Argentina - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1E3Gesj )
17:28 gribble The operation succeeded.
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17:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 100200 @ 0.00032164 = 32.2283 BTC [+] {2}
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18:35 BingoBoingo miaviator: You the Capuano fellow?
18:35 BingoBoingo !up miaviator
18:36 miaviator Nope the other one.
18:36 BingoBoingo Ah, Klein?
18:36 miaviator The other other one?
18:36 miaviator WTF
18:36 BingoBoingo Dorman?
18:36 miaviator Oh Klein, the attorney, yeah that guy quit after a few weeks.
18:36 miaviator BingoBoingo: yep
18:36 miaviator I'm that asshole.
18:37 BingoBoingo K
18:37 BingoBoingo Cause that Capuano fellow seems a bit... slow...
18:38 miaviator BingoBoingo: LOL, let me tell him you said that.
18:38 BingoBoingo Just his aggressive inability to locate people who offer their real names online.
18:39 miaviator :)
18:39 BingoBoingo Not exactly a person worth of a "World's Greatest Detective" mug on his desk.
18:39 miaviator BingoBoingo: One sec you can tell him yourself.
18:41 mircea_popescu !up recon_eric_
18:42 recon_eric_ good evening!
18:42 BingoBoingo You too
18:42 recon_eric_ I heard there was good conversation in these parts
18:42 mircea_popescu so basically this is what, the conference of people who're sorry about being involved with the garza fellow originally ?
18:42 miaviator Nope
18:43 miaviator Just honorable mentions in an article with a nude pic in it.
18:43 mircea_popescu lol kay.
18:43 BingoBoingo ;;google "they really are Buttcoins nao"
18:43 gribble They really are Buttcoins nao on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/they-really-are-buttcoins-nao>; Perfect money corrupts absolutely on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/perfect-money-corrupts-absolutely>; February 2013 on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2013/02>
18:43 BingoBoingo ^ Nude Pic
18:43 mircea_popescu get in the wot, best thing you can do for your btc profile.
18:44 recon_eric_ I've said it once and I'll say it again, my only regret is blindly trusting a guy I've known 15+ years. Any of my other mistakes directly tie to that first one.
18:44 recon_eric_ topped with a bit of naivety I suppose.
18:44 recon_eric_ hell of a lesson learned as well.
18:44 mircea_popescu dude i dunno, one look at that linkedin profile pic and it's like "o hello luxor center for businessmen".
18:44 mircea_popescu but i guess one shouldn't be that superficial.
18:45 recon_eric_ That pic was taken at a christmas party :) but thanks for the compliment? I think?
18:45 mircea_popescu um. i dunno i ever seen your linkedin ?
18:45 BingoBoingo ;;google site:trilema.com luxor center for businessmen
18:45 gribble "Business", whatever that may mean. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/business-whatever-that-may-mean>; La Florida and other places on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/la-florida-and-other-places>; Bine ati venit la noi in tara! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/bine-ati-venit-la-noi-in-tara>
18:46 mircea_popescu i meant https://www.linkedin.com/pub/josh-garza/8/824/874
18:46 assbot Josh Garza | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hpdmfb )
18:46 recon_eric_ ugh.... I'd rather not
18:47 trinque "even allow your customers to play games while they wait on hold" << goddamn, that's innovation.
18:47 * BingoBoingo wonders if Stuart Fraser is going to wander in
18:47 recon_eric_ Now that would be some shit, wouldn't it ?
18:48 BingoBoingo I mean he's the derp who provided access to money in the first place. Lord knows local ISP wasn't seeding this thing.
18:48 mircea_popescu maybe putin could name statham as his action figure/ambassador to b-a
18:48 recon_eric_ If you read up on BCT, you'll see that's exactly the case :)
18:49 recon_eric_ Docs were published outlining the funding
18:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 121100 @ 0.00031189 = 37.7699 BTC [-] {2}
18:52 zen_eric ugh... need to fix that
18:53 BingoBoingo Duct tape?
18:55 recon_eric ah thats better
18:55 recon_eric <- IRC noob
18:56 BingoBoingo It happens. You've got to flail wildly before you can sink in the pool.
18:57 miaviator ^^^
18:57 miaviator Nice.
18:57 BingoBoingo So how long ago did you too jump off of the Ship?
18:58 recon_eric on or around January 14 for me
18:58 mircea_popescu did you actually get a salary ?
18:58 BingoBoingo Now you to have lawyered up and stuff? Planned for crossing the southern border in case the feds come?
18:59 recon_eric I've lawyered up, but no plans of crossing the border
18:59 recon_eric My last conversation with Josh -> https://i.imgur.com/gwxLo5d.png
18:59 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1HpfELc )
19:01 adlai "It was my intention to make poor choices"?
19:02 recon_eric yeah, he's not the most proficient with the english language
19:02 * adlai ain't never heard of anglophones not using no negatives
19:03 BingoBoingo I'm actually kind of disappointing the amateur sleuthing didn't get you to which of of all three people with the same first/last name combo as myself to serve the papers to. It's been a while since I've toyed with civil law.
19:04 recon_eric Who's trying to serve papers?
19:05 BingoBoingo recon_eric: From the email thread in the trilema post.
19:05 BingoBoingo Apparently there was an effort to see if serving papers would even be possibru.
19:06 BingoBoingo !up miaviator
19:06 recon_eric Ah, that. One of my fantastically shitty roles at the company was "digging up info" when asked to. I could care less if Josh was able to sink his teeth in or not
19:07 recon_eric Couldn't* care less, rather.
19:07 BingoBoingo I would have loved to have had occasion to take his teeth for a necklace.
19:08 mircea_popescu recon_eric what's that involve, like google ?
19:08 miaviator That's a good quote.
19:08 recon_eric @mircea_popescu Exactly
19:08 miaviator Why hire a PI when you could google............
19:09 recon_eric Finding people is not my job. It was something I was told to do by a sociopathic paranoid criminal.
19:09 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Josh Garza is well above googling usernames for himself.
19:09 mircea_popescu recon_eric what do you do anyway ?
19:09 mircea_popescu i mean... normally, so to speak.
19:10 recon_eric I work in IT
19:10 BingoBoingo recon_eric: If you were a bit more enthusiastic maybe while he still had money I could have taken it in an anti-SLAPP case.
19:10 recon_eric primarily boundary security, infrastructure
19:10 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2015/the-fetlife-meatlist-volume-iv/ if anyone still cares for some reason.
19:10 assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1CpRh )
19:10 mircea_popescu recon_eric and you're willing to move on to googling ?!
19:10 mircea_popescu i gotta remember this trick. next time i meet a sql expert ima send him to do my shopping.
19:10 recon_eric Wasn't a proud moment, I assure you.
19:11 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo and WE'RE the cult, check this shit out.
19:11 recon_eric I was "sold" on "amazing things are coming" just like everyone on Hashtalk. Not my favorite decision, but one I'll never make again.
19:11 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
19:12 recon_eric Remember, I also grew up with the guy. And when we were kids, he wasn't breaking the law (that I knew of)... So I trusted him.
19:12 mircea_popescu recon_eric there are ways to evaluate these things. you don't actually have the binary choice of "never again" forced like that.
19:12 mircea_popescu !up recon_eric
19:12 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo btw the treefort chick never did come back did she
19:13 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I don't believe so.
19:13 BingoBoingo recon_eric: Most kids aren't cool enough to test the law.
19:14 mircea_popescu these days...
19:14 mircea_popescu wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ?
19:15 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSmfR1_SVE << check out this guy's suit
19:15 assbot Opus - Life Is Life (Live) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1CUuR )
19:15 BingoBoingo That wasn't a real law.
19:16 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Yeah, computer misuse act or something like that
19:16 williamdunne Teachers password was their last name..
19:16 BingoBoingo williamdunne: Not a real law
19:17 mircea_popescu "crimes against friend computer act of dystopian future"
19:17 BingoBoingo Vague worthless bulshit like "Disorderly Conduct"
19:17 williamdunne BingoBoingo: What do you mean "not a real law"?
19:17 BingoBoingo williamdunne: To vague to be enforcabru
19:18 BingoBoingo Grand Theft Auto, real law has solid conditions to trigger its invocation. Disorderly conduct, FU vague, not a law.
19:19 mircea_popescu i dunno dood, seems to have been enforced alrgiht
19:19 BingoBoingo I'll see next month.
19:20 trinque mircea_popescu | wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ? << employee of ours is a felon for sending an email in high school; vague laws work just fine
19:20 williamdunne BingoBoingo: Pretty sure than in many cases being vague just gives them the ability to prosecute more cases
19:20 mircea_popescu myeah
19:21 mircea_popescu especially with the very settle-minded general public.
19:21 williamdunne More than 90% of cases settle without going to court
19:22 williamdunne IIRC
19:22 BingoBoingo What happens then they succeed though? Weev goes from joking about Jooz to joining the Aryan nation.
19:22 BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander
19:22 ascii_lander danke BingoBoingo!
19:22 williamdunne Ah no thats a plea bargain
19:22 williamdunne "The defendant enters a plea to the charges brought by the U.S. attorney at a hearing known as an arraignment. Most defendants — more than 90% — plead guilty rather than go to trial. If a defendant pleads guilty in return for the government agreeing to drop certain charges or to recommend a lenient sentence, the agreement often is called a "plea bargain." If the defendant pleads guilty, the judge may
19:22 williamdunne impose a sentence at that time, but more commonly will schedule a hearing to determine the sentence at a later date. In most felony cases the judge waits for the results of a presentence report, prepared by the court's probation office, before imposing sentence. If the defendant pleads not guilty, the judge will proceed to schedule a trial."
19:22 * ascii_lander stopped in $hotel for a bit to recharge air supply before returning to the surface
19:24 * ascii_lander finally ran into old soviet goodiez in mega-junkstore that ben_vulpes found
19:24 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: Trinary computer in luggage?
19:24 ascii_lander they had all kinds of strange - bike saddles with perhaps evita's juices in them, suitcases that could have held mengele's suit, etc
19:25 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: disposable craputer in luggage
19:25 BingoBoingo Ah, trinary wasn't available at shop for trading?
19:26 ascii_lander and the cobblestone streets, the non-synthetic food, …, ,,, - like time machine to childhood.
19:26 ascii_lander and the weapons-grade chixxorz
19:26 BingoBoingo !b 2
19:26 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/075VBHJ.txt )
19:27 mircea_popescu so apparently fucking php 5.4 will simply ignore ANY settings that direct it to stfu about "Strict" warnings
19:27 mircea_popescu just like that
19:27 mircea_popescu you can put whatever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want it, bitch will be filling a file somewhere.
19:28 ascii_lander http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104806 << how we know what this was ??
19:28 assbot Logged on 20-04-2015 20:52:38; mircea_popescu: http://www.imgboc.com/image.php?id=4BEB_5289D57D << check out yukodsky's gf
19:28 williamdunne cron deleting the file? Sucks that you have to though
19:28 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [20:57] http://pando.com/2015/04/19/the-war-nerd-the-art-of-turf-war/ << fluffypony anything to this ? << ugh another website with broken pagedown dynamics
19:28 assbot The War Nerd: The Art of Turf War | PandoDaily ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ozzd3U )
19:28 mircea_popescu williamdunne ill tear it apart before i put in cron jobs like that
19:29 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: why are you not using the legacy php?
19:29 mircea_popescu because new server ? dunno.
19:29 mircea_popescu "because nobody gives a shit about php until something breaks"
19:29 ben_vulpes this, btw, is why i ops with docker. excellent control of versions of everything.
19:30 ben_vulpes falls over horribly with weapons grade stuff like 40g of blockchain, but bitcoin fucks everything up anyways.
19:30 mircea_popescu i dunno that i could be bothered to replace whm with docker
19:31 ben_vulpes hm i think you'd want to run whm *in* docker
19:31 ben_vulpes that way you don't have the "lol installed cpanel server is useless for anything else until os reinstalled" prazlem
19:31 ben_vulpes for some value of useless.
19:32 ben_vulpes "WHM turns your dedicated or virtual private server (VPS) into a scalable business opportunity." << heeeee
19:32 ben_vulpes okay i clearly don't know what i'm talking about
19:32 ben_vulpes this is quite the hydra
19:32 mircea_popescu ikr?
19:33 mircea_popescu whm is basically docker for retards.
19:33 mircea_popescu it has the advantage that every 19 yo "sysadmin" out there can correctly reinstate backups
19:33 ben_vulpes i may yet belieeb that mircea_popescu is not a programmer
19:33 ascii_lander 19yos -make- backups ?!
19:33 ben_vulpes williamdunne: who are you again?
19:33 mircea_popescu ascii_lander not theirsd.
19:34 ben_vulpes ascii_lander: mod6's 7yo girl makes backups
19:34 williamdunne ben_vulpes: Depends how you want me to answer, I suppose
19:34 ben_vulpes 'tisn't how this works, williamdunne.
19:34 ben_vulpes "what is your quest?"
19:34 williamdunne Here to learn
19:34 mircea_popescu how can it possibly depend on what he wants lol. "i'm a boy unless really hot guy asks" ?
19:34 ascii_lander williamdunne: what do you hope to learn ?
19:35 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Well, how I answer anyway
19:36 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: At 19 my summer job involved scanning backup tapes.
19:36 ben_vulpes <recon_eric_> [22:40] good evening! << https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDDMHwJh3U
19:36 assbot Hail, Hail, the Gang's All Here - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1FaSO )
19:36 williamdunne ascii_lander: People here do interesting things, and discuss interesting things. Broad variety of things to learn
19:36 mircea_popescu i'm gonna send php 5.4 to mod6 so he can put it on his laptop when he throws it out of window
19:36 ascii_lander macfrisbee
19:36 williamdunne ascii_lander: So just 'things' I suppose
19:37 mircea_popescu <ben_vulpes> i may yet belieeb that mircea_popescu is not a programmer << wait, why ?
19:37 ascii_lander (frisbook?)
19:37 BingoBoingo !up miaviator
19:37 ben_vulpes isn't that a thing he claims on occasion?
19:37 ben_vulpes only programs in sed, awk and curl?
19:38 ascii_lander betcha he fortrans under cover of night
19:38 BingoBoingo Don't forget SMASH, er BASH
19:38 ben_vulpes fortran? night? herr popescu?
19:38 ascii_lander and who knows what secret vice (snobol?)
19:38 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes yeah but what did i just say that triggered ?
19:39 BingoBoingo Fired for fanservice http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/football-player-sacked-sex-fan-5551340
19:39 assbot Football player sacked for sex with fan in manager's dug-out - Mirror Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1FwJ8 )
19:39 ben_vulpes nothing in particular, just referencing the running line that i don't quite buy it.
19:40 mircea_popescu haha win
19:41 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes hey, i enjoy derping with stuff just as much as the next bloke
19:41 mircea_popescu but then again, i also just pass the phone to girlie to extract number and write it down rather than go without dinner.
19:42 ben_vulpes <BingoBoingo> Fired for fanservice http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/football-player-sacked-sex-fan-5551340 << baww video no workie
19:42 assbot Football player sacked for sex with fan in manager's dug-out - Mirror Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1FNf0 )
19:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77974 @ 0.00031164 = 24.2998 BTC [-] {2}
19:44 BingoBoingo !up recon_eric
19:45 BingoBoingo So which fine gentleman would like to qntra up the conference?
19:45 ben_vulpes my notes stop at the end of friday
19:46 BingoBoingo Sounds reasonabru
19:46 ben_vulpes saturday and sunday night chats ran until four and they sent me up with the not-empty wine bottles
19:47 BingoBoingo There's also that river yall out walked
19:47 ben_vulpes notrly a river
19:47 ben_vulpes more of a historical puddle
19:48 ben_vulpes but hey it gave stan the opportunity to remind us all of how much he loves puzzles...
19:48 ben_vulpes subject of which
19:48 ben_vulpes |||\
19:49 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [23:13] wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ? << i halfway expect to see a bunch of US teens showing up and derping into L2 to get access to MP's insurance policy
19:50 BingoBoingo Eh, if they de-Herp their derp fast enough maybe some can be thrown tot he newsmines.
19:50 mircea_popescu lmao
19:51 williamdunne L2, and insurance policy?
19:51 ascii_lander waiwut?
19:51 BingoBoingo *to the
19:51 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: you really must break out of the jail and glider your way here - valhalla.
19:52 BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander
19:52 ascii_lander danke BingoBoingo!
19:52 ben_vulpes glider or walker
19:53 ascii_lander glidergun.
19:53 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: I was actually kind of sad to discover GAW almost, but didn't quite mange to sue me. I would have loved to attempt taking their money instead. Could accellerated growth of te rocket fuel fund
19:53 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: what makes you think he had any
19:54 recon_eric BingoBoingo: not sure there was much money to take... a collapsing ponzi isn't the wealthiest of entities
19:54 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: http://www.clarin.com/extrashow/teatro/Carla_Peterson-Venus_en_la_piel_0_1341466141.html << seen it?
19:54 assbot Carla Peterson: “Siempre me siento muy expuesta” ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1GZPz )
19:54 ascii_lander http://www.conwaylife.com/w/images/b/b6/Gosperglidergun.gif
19:54 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1H0TD )
19:54 ascii_lander ^ it
19:54 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: If anti-SLAPP could have been pushed through early enough could have at least become a priority creditor.
19:54 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes nope
19:54 ascii_lander ^ yes, same bill gosper as 'hashlife'
19:54 mircea_popescu the paint only thing tho turned out a total disappointment.
19:55 BingoBoingo recon_eric: Still, what would I have had to lose with my total astounding lack of assets?
19:56 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes get an idea : the only time bare cunt was exposed at the bdsm club de buenos ayres was when i bid slave take off panties. otherwise, NEVER. not ever. they will suck cock, but wear the fucing things like lives depend on it.
19:56 mircea_popescu so, no, don't expect an argentinian to honestly nudity.
19:57 ascii_lander what do we learn next? that the pheasants are immune to bullet, or, if immobilized physically, turn out to be made of rubber and run on alarm clock spring ?
19:58 * ascii_lander points out that everything -he- has so far has the fortune to touch, turned out to be wholly genuine and exquisitely so
19:58 mircea_popescu you don't know where to look.
19:58 * ascii_lander suspects he knows where, but lacks the mine clearance skills
19:58 ben_vulpes also, he's looking for real things, and of the classes with which he's familiar.
20:00 ben_vulpes <ascii_lander> they had all kinds of strange - bike saddles with perhaps evita's juices in them, suitcases that could have held mengele's suit, etc << bakelite-mounted corkscrews with two (!) helices!
20:00 ben_vulpes i may have to go back for that thing.
20:01 * ascii_lander pictures mircea_popescu grumbling to assistants: 'bought a couplea fuel rods, and, would you believe, they're reprocessed! fscking garbage, they said it was genuine fresh U235'
20:01 ben_vulpes beheading knives to tickle BingoBoingo
20:01 ben_vulpes ascii_lander:bwaha
20:01 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Nice
20:02 ascii_lander re: junk << they had sov. clocks, cameras, etc
20:02 mircea_popescu ascii_lander anyway, im not saying maria de ba doesn't have a cunt like todas las hembras. i'm just pointing out to him not to expect to see "venus in the skin".
20:03 mircea_popescu even if SPECIFICALLY SOLD as such. it will not be it. no matter what, ever.
20:03 mircea_popescu or, as we say in romanian, "mule si stramule"
20:04 ascii_lander mircea_popescu: no matter what, ever << wai wut. surely, in laboratory conditions - yes?
20:04 mircea_popescu kinda baffles me that the locals not merely expect to get away with it, but kinda try to pretend as if there isn't even something to get away with in the first place. "o dude, you thought "in the skin" meant naked ? totally not what it says"
20:04 mircea_popescu ascii_lander laboratory ? this is a show. public display.
20:04 ascii_lander ahahaha that
20:05 BingoBoingo Pubic fraud.
20:05 ascii_lander i suppose 'naked' here means 'in panties' and if these are removed, register underflows
20:05 ascii_lander (i.e. everyone creams his pants, then crashes)
20:05 ben_vulpes heh.
20:06 mircea_popescu yeah, right. it' so fucking special, the cunt.
20:06 * ascii_lander notices that it gets more 'special' the longer the spacewalk
20:07 ascii_lander http://trilema.com/2014/the-hour-of-reckoning/ << related
20:07 assbot The Hour Of Reckoning on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1IrBB )
20:07 mircea_popescu how so ?
20:07 ascii_lander ^ like so
20:08 ascii_lander '"No. No it didn't. No. Not at all." Morse looked quite frazzled. He had been staring fixedly at the Attison Detector for over an hour, mostly not blinking for the interval. Now he blinked three times rapidly, and looked again. "Not a millimeter. It hasn't moved and it's not going to. Nope." His speech, quick, acute, trailed off into a mutter and then into some sort of wheezing. You could think him asleep, except for the strange look in his e
20:08 mircea_popescu heh
20:08 BingoBoingo Oh graphs on the PD-1 thing https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC_wk8kVEAAGuaI.png https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC_wk4MUkAAMA8B.png
20:08 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1Iv47 )
20:08 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1IxJr )
20:13 ben_vulpes http://www.mundialdetango.gov.ar/ << mhm.
20:13 assbot Nuevo sitio ... ( http://bit.ly/1O9dyVo )
20:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38616 @ 0.00032376 = 12.5023 BTC [+]
20:13 ascii_lander 'it's dead, jim' (™) (R)
20:14 mircea_popescu ascii_lander http://trilema.com/2014/the-soft-underbelly-of-hedonism-exposed/ << lemme know if on the basis of 2nd pic would you expect buying tickets to get you to where yo usee a chick dancing in paint
20:14 assbot The soft underbelly of hedonism, exposed. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1O9dDbE )
20:14 mircea_popescu or a chick dancing in a dress.
20:14 mircea_popescu because a) it's not the chick in the pic
20:14 ben_vulpes mars needs webdevs or how did that go
20:14 mircea_popescu and b) she's in a dress.
20:15 ascii_lander mircea_popescu: l0l i'd expect: dress
20:15 ascii_lander ben_vulpes: and does mars need spamatronicists
20:16 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: the boobs are a bit unrealistically bouyant
20:16 ben_vulpes but i suppose that i just dont know how the world works or something
20:16 hanbot probably why he paid.
20:17 ben_vulpes for the record, this nail clipper is vastly superior to its american equivalents
20:17 ben_vulpes i suspect that china is now shipping the duds to the us, and the quality items to ars
20:18 * ascii_lander unsurprised
20:21 ben_vulpes ascii_lander: i'm homing in on a thing
20:21 ascii_lander hm<?
20:23 hanbot !up ascii_lander
20:23 ascii_lander in other nyooz from c3, ben_vulpes is now a test pilot
20:24 ben_vulpes ah yes, have jet thinger
20:24 ben_vulpes will report on accel profiles someday soon
20:24 ben_vulpes must build test harness first tho
20:24 trinque wat
20:24 trinque la serenissima air force?
20:24 ascii_lander hair force
20:24 ascii_lander hare force
20:25 trinque chair force?
20:25 ascii_lander aha
20:25 ben_vulpes like rabbits off cliff
20:25 ben_vulpes i'll show you once i get home, trinque
20:25 trinque cool
20:26 ben_vulpes might be worth putting a hacknight together around and sharing the toy
20:26 mircea_popescu lol yeah it IS why i paid.
20:26 mircea_popescu ascii_lander why the hell would you expect dress. why not expect a bear then!
20:26 trinque ben_vulpes: oh? cardano?
20:26 ascii_lander trinque: no
20:26 ben_vulpes trinque: nawp
20:26 ascii_lander mircea_popescu: i expect just about anything
20:26 trinque I'll await the surprise
20:27 * mircea_popescu is half-considering opening a proper fucking burlesque theatre here.
20:27 mircea_popescu but PROPER.
20:28 * ben_vulpes wouldn't know, has only played at burlesque
20:29 * ascii_lander witnessed the unheard-of and seemingly impossible, right next to $hotel - a female scrap-hunter
20:29 ben_vulpes ascii_lander: why impossible?
20:29 ascii_lander because wtf
20:29 ascii_lander why not pet.
20:29 ben_vulpes someone's pet surely
20:29 ben_vulpes ascii_lander: come with me for some derpy tunes, vino and hipster-watching?
20:30 ascii_lander ben_vulpes: i'll see you downstairs in a few min
20:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 105618 @ 0.00033122 = 34.9828 BTC [+]
20:31 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes if you don't get the guy laid it'll be a permanent scar on your disreputation.
20:31 * ascii_lander eyes attison detector in his suitcase uneasily
20:31 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: i am not my brothers keeper
20:32 ben_vulpes i can barely get myself laid
20:32 mircea_popescu you don't understand how the world doesn't not work.
20:32 * ben_vulpes 's inversion buffer overflows
20:32 mircea_popescu did it not flow ?
20:32 ben_vulpes fuck i don't even know how apostrophes work apparently
20:32 ben_vulpes the spice must flow!
20:33 ben_vulpes all these two fucking peso notes
20:33 ben_vulpes dafuq
20:33 ascii_lander mircea_popescu: after he does this, he can proceed to prove p?np and solve the matchsticks
20:34 ben_vulpes buenos noches pumperos
20:34 * ascii_lander heads out
20:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15300 @ 0.00033028 = 5.0533 BTC [-]
20:36 * mircea_popescu has had enough fucking around with fucktarded php that apparently will just ignore settings and dump it's bullshiot "strict" crapolade anyway, turned off error reporting altogether.
20:38 trinque lol
20:38 trinque "die quietly, you miserable bastard"
20:40 mircea_popescu doesn't even die, just bs
20:49 mircea_popescu in other news, manilla. http://38.media.tumblr.com/7c28b6437c1d4eee64080dd36743ba73/tumblr_n2zk5f6Cqi1rtxn3oo1_250.gif
20:49 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JoglmM )
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21:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71200 @ 0.00033177 = 23.622 BTC [+] {2}
21:09 BingoBoingo !up Newar
21:11 mircea_popescu http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/quebec-resident-alain-philippon-to-fight-charge-for-not-giving-up-phone-password-at-airport-1.2982236 canada trying to join britain again
21:11 assbot Quebec resident Alain Philippon to fight charge for not giving up phone password at airport - Nova Scotia - CBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qcc0bF )
21:13 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Must say, we really need some of the constitutional rights in the UK..
21:14 * lobbes doesn't understand. Gross totalitarianism aside, can't you just claim 'uhh I don't know my phone password'?
21:14 williamdunne 1st 2nd and 5th especially
21:14 mircea_popescu lobbes nfi.
21:15 mircea_popescu i never actually encountered this, nor can i conceive of it, personally.
21:15 mircea_popescu it's sorta like reading about africa. da fuck is that even, notreally a real place,
21:15 mircea_popescu better chances of encountering macduff than pol pot.
21:15 lobbes well I'm a usian and I take four flights a week. I never have experienced this either
21:20 trinque williamdunne: constitutional rights aren't doing us any good over here
21:21 trinque but perhaps someday a piece of paper will save us all, provided it's exceptionally fancy looking paper
21:21 williamdunne trinque: Oh sure, there is still a huge amount of bullshit you can do - but there is still some benefit in some constitutional rights
21:21 williamdunne trinque: I've never said that the right laws would solve everything
21:22 trinque I propose the concept "rights" shall be swept with the next GC run, being connected to nothing meaningful or useful
21:28 williamdunne GC?
21:28 trinque garbage collector
21:37 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/04/tennessee-house-votes-to-allow-bitcoin-campaign-contributions/
21:37 assbot Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7ZfO0 )
21:37 mircea_popescu http://deedbot.org/ << much better look
21:37 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7ZicF )
21:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 109150 @ 0.00033308 = 36.3557 BTC [+] {3}
21:38 BingoBoingo Some lulz in Tennessee
21:39 mircea_popescu ;;bc,stats
21:39 gribble Current Blocks: 353008 | Current Difficulty: 47610564513.471 | Next Difficulty At Block: 354815 | Next Difficulty In: 1807 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 21 hours, 11 minutes, and 52 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 53186703213.4 | Estimated Percent Change: 11.71198
21:50 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market buttfinex
21:50 gribble Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 225.48, Best ask: 225.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.02000, Last trade: 225.5, 24 hour volume: 19840.34933523, 24 hour low: 222.37, 24 hour high: 227.0, 24 hour vwap: None
21:53 lobbes ;;ticker --market buttstamp
21:53 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 225.36, Best ask: 225.47, Bid-ask spread: 0.11000, Last trade: 225.37, 24 hour volume: 6052.31608946, 24 hour low: 222.04, 24 hour high: 226.51, 24 hour vwap: 224.310644611
22:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29200 @ 0.00033 = 9.636 BTC [-] {2}
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22:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6350 @ 0.00032021 = 2.0333 BTC [-] {2}
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23:23 decimation ascii_on_tour: http://recode.net/2015/04/20/exclusive-qualcomm-to-use-samsungs-foundries-for-its-next-high-end-chip/ < seems as though samsung is beating qualcomm in this round of silicon wars
23:23 assbot Qualcomm to Tap Samsung’s Foundries for Next High-End Chip | Re/code ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq352o )
23:24 decimation qualcomm being the designated loser, given it has no fab of its own
23:25 decimation according to this report, qualcomm's plan is to sell samsung on using qualcom designs in samsung phones - when the chips are fabbed in samsung's own 14nm chip plant
23:26 decimation I can't imagine what kind of 'business logic' would go behind such a decision on samsung's part, other than "let's keep the little derps alive to keep usg off our back"
23:26 mircea_popescu bizarre
23:28 decimation 'hey I see you are building whole piles of homes with your own people and your own designs, would you pay me to tell you how to build a different design?'
23:29 BingoBoingo More from the learn to aim department http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/three-held-after-rolling-gun-battle-in-st-louis-that/article_da136ead-2f31-51c1-9bf2-69684c742284.html
23:29 mircea_popescu kinda what an architect does
23:30 decimation right, but an architect trying to sell designs to other architects
23:31 decimation I mean, maybe he can get by with it, but how much royalty can he really demand?
23:31 decimation it isn't the gold mine that qualcomm ran while CDMA was a new thing that was trying to eat gsm
23:33 decimation BingoBoingo: isn't shooting over I-70 too close to 'civilian territory' for the local cops to tolerate?
23:33 BingoBoingo decimation: Depends on what stretch. If "Rolling Gun Battle on I-44" happens a third time though that means its a meme
23:35 decimation if you really wanted to shoot somebody, why wouldn't you wait until they dismount? seems to me that 'rolling battles' of whatever kind serve more as a fulfillment of a fantasy than an actual tactic
23:35 BingoBoingo Anyway, one you get past downtown, its ghettos on either side of I-70
23:36 BingoBoingo decimation: It's fatlogic and action movies probably fueling it
23:37 Bet created: " BTC to top $350 before 1st July" http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/
23:37 decimation BingoBoingo: if you have to drive through st. louis on i-70, what's the safest bypass?
23:38 BingoBoingo decimation: Well I-270
23:38 decimation is that surrounded by ghetto too?
23:38 BingoBoingo It's a loop that goes through St Louis county at the edges. Connects to the Illinois side at north and South endpoints
23:39 Bet created: "BTC to top $400 before August" http://bitbet.us/bet/1136/
23:40 BingoBoingo And if you actually need to go through the city, I-64 is a good east-west line that meets I-70 at the western edge of St Charles county (Traffic can be hell though on I-64)
23:40 decimation yeah I guess I took that last time I drove though, it wouldn't make sense to go through downtown unless you wanted to stop at the arch and get stuck halfway up
23:40 BingoBoingo Well there's other stuff, the stadiums some restaurants.
23:41 BingoBoingo I-64 is the main route through the city
23:41 BingoBoingo I-70 is mostly airport bullshit or unfortunate commuters
23:43 BingoBoingo Downtown also has the nice casino
23:44 decimation standing next to the arch and looking across the mississippi at east st. louis is depressing as hell
23:45 BingoBoingo Going from Mizzou back to Illinois in the Afternoon I'd usually take I-70 to I-64 at I-64's endpoint and cross the river. Smooth drive, gridlock to laugh at headed the other way.
23:45 BingoBoingo East St. Louis isn't so bad on the ground
23:45 BingoBoingo !up gaw_gm
23:45 decimation from the aerial photos it looks like most of it has been razed
23:46 BingoBoingo It's mostly the other town around East st louis that are really bad. East Saint city limits proper... not too bad
23:46 BingoBoingo !up gaw_gm
23:48 BingoBoingo But, by not so bad I mean there's a handful of places I'd think about getting lunch, on a sunny day, in East st louis. Only 1 in North St Louis
23:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13450 @ 0.00032977 = 4.4354 BTC [+]
23:50 BingoBoingo Brooklyn Illinois, on the east side, you not drive through. Washingon part, would not go anywhere other than the hustler club.
23:51 decimation collinsville is nice though right?
23:51 BingoBoingo Parts of Collinsville.
23:51 williamdunne miaviator: who were you again?
23:51 williamdunne gaw_gm
23:51 BingoBoingo Edwardsville is still nice, Belleville is a lost cause.
23:51 BingoBoingo !up gaw_gm
23:52 gaw_gm Sorry, nick linking
23:52 williamdunne Oops, forgot to up them
23:52 miaviator All done
23:53 williamdunne miaviator: So who were you at GAW and what cock-ups were you specifically responsible for?
23:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 109 @ 0.01575229 = 1.717 BTC [-] {3}
23:53 miaviator ROFL williamdunne
23:53 miaviator I was GM and Interim CEO
23:53 williamdunne miaviator: Oh god, of the whole group or..?
23:54 miaviator williamdunne: Interim CEO of the whole conglomerate
23:54 miaviator all six effed up companies
23:54 miaviator GM of Gaw Miners.
23:54 Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "BTC to top $400 before August" http://bitbet.us/bet/1136/ Odds: 1(Y):99(N) by coin, 1(Y):99(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,987.
23:54 Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on " BTC to top $350 before 1st July" http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/ Odds: 93(Y):7(N) by coin, 93(Y):7(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,982.
23:55 williamdunne miaviator: Ok, have you repented your sins publicly since the fact?
23:55 miaviator williamdunne: LOL
23:56 williamdunne (I assume it would contain the answers to most of my follow up questions)
23:56 miaviator I think the company planning a full scale press release accusing me of theft, federal crime and extortion speaks volumes.
23:56 miaviator https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=857670.msg11112022#msg11112022
23:56 assbot GAW / Josh Garza discussion. Paycoin XPY CoinStand Mineral. ALWAYS MAKE MONEY :) ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq8dn4 )
23:57 williamdunne miaviator: Well if they do hang it on your wall, but it doesn't really answer the question
23:58 williamdunne I can only imagine that Bingo and Cazalla will be hanging the GAW list on their walls
23:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38600 @ 0.00033383 = 12.8858 BTC [+] {2}
23:59 miaviator williamdunne: https://archive.today/eNRuq
23:59 assbot I am Jonah Dorman, the former, (interim) CEO of the GAW Conglomerate ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq8B52 )
23:59 miaviator williamdunne: I never had any *evidence* of anything and wasn't involved in any of the fraud.
23:59 miaviator Hell I wasn't 100% certain until the latest email leak. And i was digging from the inside.
23:59 BingoBoingo miaviator: Well a good place to start the repentance train would be http://www.cilice.co.uk/cilice/hand-crafted-copper-1-25-mm-gauge-full-leg-cilice.html
23:59 assbot Hand crafted copper 1.25 mm gauge full leg cilice - Buy Cilice ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq8GWt )
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