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09:20 Vex did you read about the chopper crash in Cairns?
09:22 Vex young bloke got on the piss with the pilots et all, mebbe had 15 too many rums, went to bed, then borrowed the work chopper and crashed it
09:22 Vex sounds like sleepwalking to me
09:28 Vex dude might've started coming round doing 150 knots, confusedly thought he was landing on the hilton
~ 19 minutes ~
09:47 Vex i've woken up pissing in the oven with both oven mitts on backwards
09:48 Vex i don't think many air crash investigators would have ever experienced such confusion
09:48 Vex where are my thumbs. that's not a toilet
09:49 Vex am I flying a helicopter?
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