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00:24 mats https://seymourhersh.substack.com/p/how-america-took-out-the-nord-stream l o l
~ 11 hours 26 minutes ~
11:50 asciilifeform http://logs.nosuchlabs.com/log/asciilifeform/2023-02-09#1114599 << even if sumbody uploaded the official cia film (they like to make these for some reason) with full commentary, Official Troof will still be 'putin blew own pipe because reasons' etc
11:50 dulapbot Logged on 2023-02-09 00:24:01 mats: https://seymourhersh.substack.com/p/how-america-took-out-the-nord-stream l o l
11:51 asciilifeform reich switched from 'clever shams & persuasion' to 'full bore goebbels mode' long ago.
11:54 asciilifeform mats: demanding that plebes believe riotously absurd lulz (e.g. 'building 7'(tm)) worx a++. immediately reveals who is and who is not 'politically reliable'.
12:00 mats to be clear i don't think there's clarity whodunnit one way or the other
12:00 mats anon sourcing is highly dubious and unreliable
12:01 asciilifeform mats: reich press was afaik unanimous, unsurprisingly, re 'who', lol
12:01 asciilifeform 5min after
12:02 mats hersh writes, 'according to a source with direct knowledge of the operational planning.'
12:03 mats and goes on to claim cia did it
12:03 mats excellent oldfag trolling
12:03 asciilifeform oceanic pipes are defenseless. (correct ru response oughta've been to drop identical bombs on a coupla atlantic fibers, logically, imho. but go figure.)
12:04 asciilifeform possibly not happened simply because comparatively mosquito bite, in economic terms, fibers massively redundant
12:06 mats a russian spy satellite broke up in orbit yesterday
12:06 asciilifeform mats: they're normally good for a yr or 2, neh (when make it past launch 'bathtub curve')
12:08 mats its the second one that has mysteriously exploded in orbit
12:08 mats and there's a third still floating round
12:09 asciilifeform nfi whether 'mysterious' (per owner, rather than reich press) but expect that sumbody at some pt will decide 'foul play' and set off 1 of the barrels of tnt+ballbearings likely already parked in various orbits, scrubbing whole thing clean for errybody
12:10 asciilifeform after which wait 50y+ for the balls to slow down and start over
12:11 asciilifeform ( the actual, not so seekrit, reason for the famous 'no war in orbit' treaty )
12:11 mats takbir
12:13 mats but then what happens to my tomtom
12:13 mats :(
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