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← 2014-12-20 | 2014-12-22 →
00:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00057761 = 5.7761 BTC [-]
00:09 Bet created: "S&P 500 to drop under 1700 before March" http://bitbet.us/bet/1087/
00:12 Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "S&P 500 to drop under 1700 before March" http://bitbet.us/bet/1087/ Odds: 94(Y):6(N) by coin, 94(Y):6(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,997.
00:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00057761 = 2.1949 BTC [-]
00:36 Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "S&P 500 to drop under 1700 before March" http://bitbet.us/bet/1087/ Odds: 49(Y):51(N) by coin, 49(Y):51(N) by weight. Total bet: 2.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,969.
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00:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1380 @ 0.0012 = 1.656 BTC
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01:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00059898 = 9.7634 BTC [+] {2}
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02:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18143 @ 0.00060751 = 11.0221 BTC [+]
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03:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17150 @ 0.00061286 = 10.5105 BTC [+]
03:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.00061393 = 7.5513 BTC [+] {2}
03:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50600 @ 0.00060882 = 30.8063 BTC [-] {3}
03:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1550 @ 0.0012 = 1.86 BTC
03:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39300 @ 0.00059527 = 23.3941 BTC [-] {6}
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04:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15926 @ 0.00060454 = 9.6279 BTC [+]
04:28 Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "S&P 500 to drop under 1700 before March" http://bitbet.us/bet/1087/ Odds: 33(Y):67(N) by coin, 33(Y):67(N) by weight. Total bet: 3.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,705.
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04:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21100 @ 0.00057999 = 12.2378 BTC [-] {2}
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05:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23800 @ 0.00059046 = 14.0529 BTC [+]
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05:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29950 @ 0.00057303 = 17.1622 BTC [-] {3}
05:29 jurov is anyone actually competent to herd trillions of transistors?
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05:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1165 @ 0.0012 = 1.398 BTC
05:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00057558 = 4.7773 BTC [+]
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06:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10650 @ 0.00057558 = 6.1299 BTC [+]
06:39 jurov https://lists.debian.org/debian-user/2014/12/msg00184.html made my day
06:39 assbot Skipping fsck during boot with systemd? ... ( http://bit.ly/1HjDvcg )
06:39 jurov Q. I can't stop fsck.
06:40 jurov A: You can go back in time and add a kernel parameter
06:40 jurov Q. This does not help because I want to stop one that has started. This is like uninterruptible Windows 8 updates!
06:41 jurov A: Don't be immature jerk and learn to live with results of your actions.
06:41 jurov bwahaha SYSTEMD IS ALWAYS RIGHT
06:46 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2MXC9TK.txt )
06:46 BingoBoingo !b 5
06:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17027 @ 0.00057166 = 9.7337 BTC [-]
06:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21650 @ 0.00057573 = 12.4646 BTC [+] {2}
06:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49226 @ 0.00059513 = 29.2959 BTC [+] {3}
06:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32300 @ 0.00059657 = 19.2692 BTC [+] {2}
07:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6348 @ 0.00059851 = 3.7993 BTC [+]
07:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32375 @ 0.00062262 = 20.1573 BTC [+] {2}
07:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26575 @ 0.00062439 = 16.5932 BTC [+] {2}
07:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16650 @ 0.00062484 = 10.4036 BTC [+] {2}
07:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16500 @ 0.00061339 = 10.1209 BTC [-]
07:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9350 @ 0.00062495 = 5.8433 BTC [+]
07:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7476 @ 0.00061339 = 4.5857 BTC [-]
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08:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18550 @ 0.0006112 = 11.3378 BTC [-]
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09:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16205 @ 0.00061159 = 9.9108 BTC [+] {2}
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10:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 3448 @ 0.0012 = 4.1376 BTC
10:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21050 @ 0.00062218 = 13.0969 BTC [+]
10:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32266 @ 0.00062298 = 20.1011 BTC [+] {3}
10:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13753 @ 0.00058015 = 7.9788 BTC [-]
10:53 ben_vulpes http://paulgraham.com/ecw.html << run many models; run as many evaluations on those models as is practical and reweight the decisionmaking balance regularly; most ideas are bad ideas so try to find the smart people. did i miss anything?
10:53 assbot How to Be an Expert in a Changing World ... ( http://bit.ly/1JDFYSG )
10:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32800 @ 0.00062495 = 20.4984 BTC [+] {2}
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11:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1500 @ 0.001215 = 1.8225 BTC [+] {2}
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11:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 953 @ 0.0012 = 1.1436 BTC
11:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35173 @ 0.00061085 = 21.4854 BTC [-] {2}
11:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00060289 = 5.3054 BTC [-] {2}
11:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7034 @ 0.00062496 = 4.396 BTC [+]
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12:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2500 @ 0.00062672 = 1.5668 BTC [+] {2}
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12:50 asciilifeform fsck << see also https://lists.debian.org/debian-user/2014/12/msg00329.html
12:50 assbot Re: Skipping fsck during boot with systemd? ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBn23b )
12:51 jurov hi asciilifeform, already in da logs
12:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13650 @ 0.00063519 = 8.6703 BTC [+]
12:52 asciilifeform jurov: nah this one's further in the thread
12:52 asciilifeform 'My experience of running Linux on my personal local interactive (rather than server) systems over the past eighteen years leads me to believe that the long-term benefit of *prophylactic* fsck invocations triggered by mount-count or interval-since-check is approximately zero, since *those* invocations of fsck have never discovered FS corruption on my systems.'
12:53 jurov oh it goes on
12:53 jurov !s MPEX PAID
12:53 assbot 86 results for 'MPEX PAID' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=MPEX+PAID
12:54 thestringpuller asciilifeform: you must run a tight ship
12:54 jurov kakobrekla: ^ why S.MPOE/S.BBET isn't there since october?
12:54 asciilifeform thestringpuller: that was a quote
12:55 kakobrekla hm, could be some skript is off or mp is runner or both!
12:55 asciilifeform and here's pure shitgnome gold:
12:55 asciilifeform 'Please could we stick to the technical aspects of this problem. Attempts to apportion responsibilty rarely lead anywhere.'
12:55 jurov ;;calc 2.90430618/2
12:55 gribble 1.45215309
12:55 asciilifeform ( https://lists.debian.org/debian-user/2014/12/msg00327.html )
12:55 assbot Re: Skipping fsck during boot with systemd? ... ( http://bit.ly/1AUc1Yh )
12:56 kakobrekla jurov were they paid out on mpex?
12:56 jurov ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://mpex.co/?mpsic=S.BBET says dividend was 1.44548619 , but monthly report and my records say 1.45215309
12:56 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:56 jurov kakobrekla: both november and december divs were paid
12:56 kakobrekla its been fixed for the tax i think
12:57 jurov but assbot was silent
12:57 kakobrekla aha its me then, classic.
12:57 jurov and i forgot to process them on coinbr
12:57 asciilifeform check out where the fuckers say 'grub [bootloader] should detect an impending fsck' - because it is the responsibility of the entire planet, they think, to compensate for their idiocy
12:57 jurov and of course, this is the moment i discover conflicting information
12:58 kakobrekla jurov see mps edit http://trilema.com/2014/bitbet-sbbet-november-2014-statement/
12:58 assbot BitBet (S.BBET) November 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBo9zP )
12:58 jurov asciilifeform no tthey want to embrace and extend grub, too
12:58 kakobrekla is that causing the diff?
12:58 asciilifeform jurov: only a matter of time
12:59 asciilifeform jurov: and, like an inverse king midas, once they touch something - it stays touched.
12:59 kakobrekla i thought midas had a permanent touch
13:00 asciilifeform inverse in the sense that things turn to shit, not gold.
13:00 kakobrekla ah ah
13:00 kakobrekla to me gold is shit.
13:01 asciilifeform https://lists.debian.org/debian-user/2014/12/msg00349.html
13:01 assbot Re: Skipping fsck during boot with systemd? ... ( http://bit.ly/1AUdoWQ )
13:01 asciilifeform ^ mega-lol
13:01 asciilifeform somebody admits, it appears, that this was actually a bug in systemd
13:02 jurov kakobrekla: what you gave me is november report that concerns december dividend
13:02 asciilifeform which, it turns out, the systemd pushers reflexively defended as a feature.
13:02 jurov kakobrekla: i am concerned w/ october report and november div
13:02 kakobrekla ah
13:02 kakobrekla im clearly all conzufed today
13:06 jurov kakobrekla: or you+mp don't have exactly 50% of shares?
13:07 jurov ;;calc 305.76474957/2
13:07 gribble 152.882374785
13:07 jurov 152.87354128 << mpex.co says this is nov s.mpoe dividend
13:08 jurov and 152.882374785 is from report
13:09 kakobrekla we have more than 50% of the shares but never exactly the same amount due to how the ipo was structured
13:09 jurov or it's the tax? october reports say nothing about it
13:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00063519 = 3.0489 BTC [+]
13:09 kakobrekla nfi
13:13 jurov interesting, coinbr insists it received about 341 satoshi/share for s.mpoe on 2014-12-10 17:03:46+00
13:13 jurov but mpex.co says 17 satoshi
13:14 kakobrekla im lucky if i get anything!
13:14 jurov anyone else can confirm they received divs correctly?
13:15 jurov kako stfu. you're lucky you aren't recieving other people's moneny you have to account for correctly
13:15 jurov not like coinbr is some damn startup that can do whatever it pleases
13:16 kakobrekla well you are wrong there.
13:16 jurov go on
13:18 mats flee!
13:19 kakobrekla i am receiving others people money and accounting for it correctly. also, incidentally i havent received my own part for November yet, so i made a joke.
13:20 jurov okay. you could have known me, that i'm not in mood for joked while dealing with this.
13:21 jurov *jokes
13:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 894 @ 0.0012 = 1.0728 BTC {3}
13:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12800 @ 0.00063783 = 8.1642 BTC [+] {2}
13:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8800 @ 0.0002209 = 1.9439 BTC [-]
13:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1618 @ 0.0012 = 1.9416 BTC
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14:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17800 @ 0.00063872 = 11.3692 BTC [+] {2}
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14:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20237 @ 0.00064618 = 13.0767 BTC [+]
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15:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23300 @ 0.00064167 = 14.9509 BTC [-] {2}
15:30 mats http://sputniknews.com/radio_burning_point/20141218/1016001652.html
15:30 assbot America’s Big Five Are Plunging the World Into Another Banking Crisis / Sputnik International ... ( http://bit.ly/1DZwEbq )
15:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4300 @ 0.0006416 = 2.7589 BTC [-]
15:34 mod6 ;;bc,stats
15:34 gribble Current Blocks: 335282 | Current Difficulty: 3.945767130713873E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 336671 | Next Difficulty In: 1389 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, and 43 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 36907967113.3 | Estimated Percent Change: -6.46187
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15:55 jurov sugh. two bugreports sent to mp
15:56 jurov either i'm making an ass of myself or mp utterly botched div payouts in december
15:59 jurov now i know why i first completely forgot and then inexplicably avoided to look at it
15:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.00064618 = 6.9787 BTC [+]
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16:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22650 @ 0.0006416 = 14.5322 BTC [-]
16:26 kakobrekla no STFU KAKO!
16:29 jurov sorry
16:29 kakobrekla lol no need
16:43 jurov ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/2014/12/reddit-goes-full-redditard-with-reddit-notes << any chance reddit will get DERPified?
16:43 assbot Reddit Goes Full Redditard with Reddit Notes | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1wTcJpD )
16:43 gribble The operation succeeded.
16:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28500 @ 0.00064618 = 18.4161 BTC [+]
16:44 jurov http://mpex.co?mpsic=D.RDDT hahaha
16:48 mod6 ;;tslb
16:49 gribble Time since last block: 59 minutes and 55 seconds
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17:06 kakobrekla ;;tslb
17:06 gribble Time since last block: 1 hour, 16 minutes, and 58 seconds
17:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1268 @ 0.0012 = 1.5216 BTC
17:15 jurov is it possible to find incoming transactions by source address in bitcoind?
17:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11950 @ 0.00065578 = 7.8366 BTC [+] {2}
17:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16621 @ 0.0006577 = 10.9316 BTC [+] {2}
17:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00066577 = 11.0518 BTC [+] {2}
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18:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26500 @ 0.00067037 = 17.7648 BTC [+] {5}
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18:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11244 @ 0.00068912 = 7.7485 BTC [+]
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19:11 mats :o
19:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4464 @ 0.00068912 = 3.0762 BTC [+]
19:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21161 @ 0.00071934 = 15.222 BTC [+]
19:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9296 @ 0.00071934 = 6.687 BTC [+]
19:32 mats it surges
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20:15 Bet created: "CLAM to hit 0.015 or higher before March 3rd" http://bitbet.us/bet/1088/
20:15 BingoBoingo mats: Maybe MP should stay on vacation?
20:16 mats b-but without my 19 satoshis i will be unable to retire to a life of luxury and full breasted south american women
20:20 decimation isn't conde nast media publically traded?
20:22 decimation actually no, it's owned by "Advance publications" which is privately held
20:27 decimation this guy (along with his brother) > http://www.forbes.com/profile/donald-newhouse/ <owns advance publications, which owns reddit
20:27 assbot Donald Newhouse - Forbes ... ( http://bit.ly/1HmNe1s )
20:28 decimation ah, all the crazy lefties who own reddit are fighting the system by enriching some new york jew
20:32 mats thats offensive
20:35 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/27KD17M.txt )
20:35 BingoBoingo !b 2
20:46 BingoBoingo https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2q0gtf/i_now_have_access_to_satoshi_nakamotos_email/
20:46 assbot I now have access to Satoshi Nakamotos email address used in the Bitcoin Whitepaper (Satoshin@gmx.com). : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1sYBQYJ )
20:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2000 @ 0.0012 = 2.4 BTC
20:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2750 @ 0.00072352 = 1.9897 BTC [+]
20:54 BingoBoingo https://lists.torproject.org/pipermail/tor-talk/2014-December/036067.html
20:54 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1sYDidv )
20:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9636 @ 0.00069838 = 6.7296 BTC [-]
20:59 decimation BingoBoingo: coupled with the vague announcement yesterday, it seems someone in usg has decided to pull the plug on tor; possibly related to this sony attack
21:01 BingoBoingo decimation: Or they decided successfully owning the thing most of the time wasn't enough.
21:01 decimation well to whatever degree they 'owned' it before, it seems likely that is 'more owned' now
21:09 decimation BingoBoingo: this 'reddit note' thing is hilarious. who wants to own 10% of a company that makes no money?
21:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28264 @ 0.00066493 = 18.7936 BTC [-]
21:12 mats more precisely,
21:12 mats who wants to own 10% of a company that loses money?
21:15 decimation mats: and what would have if you owned every reddit note? would you have a seat on the board? would you be able to show up at the 'advance publications' headquarters and demand free drinks?
21:15 undata decimation: you just like... get infinite reddit gold... man.
21:15 undata and a reddit alien plushie
21:16 mats i'd ask for mod privileges on every subreddit
21:16 mats then shadowban 90% of posters
21:17 decimation it's amusing because apparently they get '70 million views' per month, and yet they are unable to be profitable... because if they started to monetize with ads, they are afraid that their '70 million views' would dry up
21:21 decimation some bum who camps next to the George Washington bridge also has 300,000 'views' per day - that doesn't transform him into a 'profitable business'
21:24 mats now there's an idea
21:25 mats bumvertisements!
21:25 undata mats: http://www.bumvertising.com/
21:25 assbot 403 Forbidden ... ( http://bit.ly/1sYLeeM )
21:25 decimation lol
21:26 undata ...can't tell if serious
21:26 decimation there would be nothing that would please me more than if I saw some bum with a yahoo ad
21:27 mats why do you hate poor people
21:27 undata http://www.bumvertising.com/images/bumsign.jpg << The juxtaposition there...
21:27 assbot 403 Forbidden ... ( http://bit.ly/1sYLD0R )
21:27 thestringpuller lol owning 10% of a company that makes no money.
21:42 mats carpal tunnel blows
21:45 mats fuuuuuck
21:46 mats i once met a grizzled old dude in a bar who had been career airborne
21:47 mats shortly after becoming an NCO he was involved in a bad jump where his hand got caught in the static line
21:47 mats he had a few seconds to make a decision to risk breaking his arm and dying on the way down or lose a few fingers
21:48 mats he decided to give up the fingers. told me it didn't hurt that much.
21:49 mats same guy told me he developed carpal tunnel after getting into computers and using some weird one handed keyboard with odd mappings
21:49 mats after drinking heavily one night he decided to fix the problem with a brick and smashed his wrist
21:50 mats it didn't work. kek. but, this didn't hurt that much either...
21:50 mats not the brightest guy but shit he was a boss
21:51 BingoBoingo Well, it seems like he had the right idea
21:51 decimation surgeons harm in order to heal too
21:51 decimation they just have more finesse
21:52 mats its pretty hopeless as far as carpal tunnel goes
21:52 undata mats: was there some more specific strategy with the brick than "fuck this wrist..." ?
21:53 mats didn't ask, was too busy laughing
21:53 * BingoBoingo could imagine in the not too distant future people doomed to careers of data entry having surgery to radiacally rearrange the anatomy of their arms below the elbow.
21:54 undata reminds me of my stepdad; he once nailgunned 3 fingers together, then calmly drove himself to the hospital and when asked what his "complaint" was, presented the hand with a grin
21:54 undata BingoBoingo: hopefully we have some BCI thing by then
21:54 BingoBoingo BCI?
21:54 undata brain-computer interface
21:55 BingoBoingo fuck that. We don't have computers I'd trust for an important half of that.
21:55 BingoBoingo Quietly reading things it shouldn't be reading while leaving me unaware
21:56 undata oh it brings up all kinds of terrifing scenarios
21:56 decimation right now one must drill a hole in the skull and dress the would each week to prevent infection that could eat your brain
21:56 decimation s/would/wound/
21:56 thestringpuller mats: that's the most depressing story I've heard today :(
21:56 BingoBoingo It's not the terrifying scenarios that worry, but the mundane ones.
21:57 mats i talked to a surgeon a few years ago (ive had CTS since 18) and i was told that 50% of people operated on don't experience any change, and of the remaining half that get positive results, half of them see only a mild reduction in pain and a good number (i can't remember) experience a recurrence in symptoms in their lifetime
21:57 undata mats: I went on a recent keybinding rally mapping things to space as leader plus keys around the index and middle fingers
21:57 undata helped a lot
21:58 decimation mats: it's probably cheaper and safer for him to knock you out and perform a placebo surgery on you
21:58 decimation I found mapping ctrl to caps lock helps alot for emacs pinkie
21:58 mats i wasted 2 months talking at a computer (dragon) trying to make it do useful things
21:59 undata I pervert emacs with evil mode and evil leader
21:59 thestringpuller ewww emacs
21:59 thestringpuller VIM 4 lyfe
21:59 undata thestringpuller: I find the best vim to be emacs :D
21:59 decimation mats: how did dragon work for you
21:59 mats i shouldn't have tried coding in python
22:00 mats at the end of 2 months i had gone through a stack of keyboards i bought at a flea market
22:00 thestringpuller i've always wanted to write a sketch about two computer gangs who are as ruthless as bloods and crips. but they are the vim's and emacs'
22:00 mats ... smashed em to bits in fits of rage
22:01 undata https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SkdfdXWYaI
22:01 assbot Using Python to Code by Voice - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1zMvMBH )
22:01 mats it was ok, i guess, i'm impatient is all
22:01 mats it took six weeks to get the software somewhere usable
22:01 decimation yeah I think coding with speech recognition would suck
22:01 decimation it would probably be okay for dictating an email or whatever
22:01 mats for basic things. i never really got it to work with code.
22:01 undata decimation: the guy above came up with his own weird language for voice-coding
22:02 undata I'd never use it, but seems great if you lack functional hands
22:02 decimation yeah the logical option would be to make up words to stand for syntax stuff
22:02 decimation actually, what about morse code?
22:03 thestringpuller http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Nrfos9Rkx1o/U-zHi_J92JI/AAAAAAAADcQ/ECcMY7t9SRg/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2014-08-09%2Bat%2B7.08.30%2BPM.png << i love how many scams are in this list
22:03 decimation it's not as dumb as it sounds. one can buy a 'keyer' that will automatically make series of dots, dashes and combinations of dot/dashes
22:03 thestringpuller Financial Services "BitFunder"
22:04 thestringpuller https://bitfunder.com/ << d00d the site is still live?
22:04 thestringpuller ~_~
22:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 10000 @ 0.0012 = 12 BTC
22:08 mats when i was in pre-air assault training i did a 12mi ruck to train up for the big one
22:08 mats the night before i eat a monster dinner with like half a pound of pasta, because carbs are energy amirite
22:09 mats anyway, its 30 pounds of gear with 8-9 pounds of rubber ducky, helmet, and vest with empty mags and water
22:09 mats i'm in godly shape cause i've been working hard to try and qualify for this badass school
22:10 mats i'm way ahead of most of the group by mile 8
22:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 4000 @ 0.0012 = 4.8 BTC
22:10 mats and for about 30 mins i've been wanting to shit my fucking brains out, because pasta
22:10 mats i'm about to ascend a hill, still got a good lead, so i decide to roll down the side of a berm
22:11 mats like a ninja
22:11 mats and i drop my trousers and assplode everywhere. i get it on my gear, no way around it
22:11 decimation lol
22:11 mats i try to clean up with pine needles and brush and shit but it doesn't really work, and i didn't pack baby wipes
22:12 decimation sock?
22:12 mats i do ma bestest, pull up my big boy pants and basically sprint the rest of the way there
22:12 mats afterwards, we're in formation and all the dudes in the group have made it, and people are making fart jokes as usual
22:12 mats eventually the dude behind me realizes it was me and calls me out
22:13 mats i... lol bc wtf are you going to do?
22:13 mats the nco running the thing gets in front, starts talking, etc, and stops in front of me and starts bitching at me about putting my shit away
22:13 mats he says it a buncha times and i'm confused bc how am i going to clean up before we get back to the barracks?
22:14 mats he gestures, i look down, and realize my dong is hanging loose
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22:14 BingoBoingo !b 4
22:14 decimation lol that's hilarious
22:14 undata that was not nearly enough bash
22:14 decimation actually that's good training for 'the real thing': http://www.isegoria.net/2014/12/parasympathetic-backlash/
22:14 assbot Parasympathetic Backlash « Isegoria ... ( http://bit.ly/1zMxh2T )
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22:15 BingoBoingo !b 26
22:15 BingoBoingo Fine moar bash
22:15 decimation " In combat this very often results in nonessential activities such as digestion, bladder control, and sphincter control being completely shut down. This process is so intense that soldiers very often suffer stress diarrhea, and it is not at all uncommon for them to urinate and defecate in their pants as the body literally “blows its ballast” in an attempt to provide all the energy resources required to ensure its survival."
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22:31 mats i ended up ruining a knee a few weeks later
22:31 mats too much running with gear on, apparently thats not good for your joints
22:32 mats you gotta finish the 12mi in under 3 hours
22:33 mats almost broke my back too, shit and pissed blood at one point
22:36 mats but i got to fast rope off a UH-60 so that was cool i guess
22:49 decimation !up qntranet
22:49 qntranet 33
22:54 BingoBoingo Hello anything you can recieve assistance with?
23:08 thestringpuller 34?
23:08 thestringpuller BingoBoingo: slow news weekend eh?
23:09 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: working on a piece
23:12 thestringpuller suhweet
23:13 thestringpuller qntra needs more addicts and regulars based on quantcast lol
23:23 decimation !up kuzetsa
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23:39 thestringpuller I'm watchin Hulu, and the commercial playing during this show is a Bank of America partnering with Khan Academy ad, about budgeting money. And it's like "Really?"
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23:58 BingoBoingo scoopbor -fetch
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