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00:00 mircea_popescu hash function can be a huge problem.
00:00 mircea_popescu this incidentally is why bitcoin addresses are encoded so layeredly.
00:00 mircea_popescu even if you somehow bash one hash function in, you still don't really have enough yet
00:00 mircea_popescu and stuff will have to be emergency-migrated.
00:01 greenspan_fan if you're able to break SHA-256 you'd end up w/ a majority of the hashing power if you were smart
00:01 greenspan_fan then couldn't you block the migration?
00:01 chetty https://discuss.financialjuice.com/uploads/default/1300/009b0c1ddc148fee.jpg
00:01 mircea_popescu not practically.
00:01 mircea_popescu if your crack is not known, then maybe for a while you can benefit from it.
00:02 mircea_popescu if it IS known however the code will just be patched to take it out, and people will move on the new system for cause
00:02 mircea_popescu and you can do whatever you want on the old chain.
00:02 greenspan_fan but how do you coordinate moving to the new system? and what if that takes too long?
00:02 mircea_popescu it takes all of five minutes
00:03 mircea_popescu "hi guise, here is problem, here is patch, pls install so and so"
00:03 greenspan_fan I think you're underestimating how hard it would be to patch
00:03 mircea_popescu or maybe you overestimate.
00:03 mircea_popescu what's the thinking ?
00:04 mircea_popescu (your q was as to coordinate moving, not as to patching, mind)
00:04 greenspan_fan well look at transaction malleability; doesn't seem like a huge problem, but it hasn't been fixed yet
00:04 mircea_popescu well ?
00:04 Apocalyptic it's not an issue
00:04 mircea_popescu when you say sha was breached you're not describing some nitnoy thing nobody cares about.
00:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.48101 = 0.962 BTC [-]
00:05 greenspan_fan well yeah, but there comes a point when subverting btc is the most profitable use of a breakthrough, hence the first thing it'd be used for
00:05 mircea_popescu so ?
00:06 greenspan_fan in the interim between breach, patch being devised and patch being promulgated, you'd have zero activity
00:06 mircea_popescu so you would.
00:07 greenspan_fan and that doesn't constitute a huge problem?
00:07 Duffer1 that assumes a patch hasn't already been made
00:07 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan not really. bitcoin is not visa.
00:08 greenspan_fan mircea_popescu as you say, not a problem for reasonably wealthy individuals, but it means that if you don't already have a lot of fiat currency, you can't rely on bitcoin
00:08 Duffer1 software changes, it'd be annoying sure and the media shitfest will be epic, but neither of those things matter
00:08 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan not sure if you ever read http://trilema.com/2013/bitcoin-prices-bitcoin-inflexibility/#comment-92015 ?
00:08 greenspan_fan one sec, finding a new proxy...
00:08 mircea_popescu and no, you should not rely on bitcoin. this has been explicitly stated since day one. bitcoin is not here for you to rely on.
00:10 benkay greenspan_fan: you don't need credits for comments.
00:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.06800001 = 0.136 BTC [-]
00:11 KRS-One .bait
00:11 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/0230a601ff554ecdd6d2941552f4d89f/tumblr_msi3siUEvs1r1rxrbo1_500.jpg
00:14 greenspan_fan OK, so the contention is that things that are faster to process (such as cash or credit) are expected to allow for retail level/immediate transaction, while btc is more of a long term store of value, right?
00:16 mircea_popescu well, more of a long term slower moving thing yeah
00:16 mircea_popescu let's do some napkin calculations here.
00:17 greenspan_fan brb, all I have is paper
00:17 mircea_popescu built-in ccp delay on a payment, ~1 second. built in btc delay on a payment, ~10 minutes.
00:17 mircea_popescu tolerable ccp service outage, ~one day, from experience so far.
00:17 mircea_popescu thus therefore, tolerable btc outage should be something like 2 years.
00:18 greenspan_fan absent some other similar currency overtaking it due to the delay
00:18 mircea_popescu obviously presuming liniarty and so on and so forth, but just for the sake of it.
00:18 greenspan_fan which is the case for the short term
00:18 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan well presumably whatever suspends btc suspends all btc-likes
00:18 mircea_popescu otherwise btc is just borkt and needs fixing
00:19 asciilifeform time to digest a meal: ~6 hours. does that mean that one should be able to go without meal for ~72 yrs?
00:19 benkay not that this actually prevents anyone from exchanging btc, provided they're sufficiently trusty
00:19 benkay "here - take this pre-signed transaction"
00:19 mircea_popescu benkay actually, no trust needed.
00:19 benkay now, you're dependent on the technical ability of your counterparty to track and not double-spend.
00:19 mircea_popescu "here, take this pre-signed tx, put it in your block"
00:20 mircea_popescu i mean, we can do blockchain propagation and mining via email ffs.
00:20 mircea_popescu this was actually tested back in the old days of mpoe, works just fine.
00:20 benkay well what does it mean for bitcoin to be stopped!?
00:20 mircea_popescu ikr?
00:21 asciilifeform is there a scenario with 'paper & pencil btc' that does not reduce to simply 'Hawala' ?
00:21 benkay i'm going back to figuring out how to represent a 32-bit int in ragel on java.
00:21 mircea_popescu fucking java.
00:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform if one takes a conceptual hawala rather than any particular historical implementation, no.
00:21 benkay you can say that again.
00:21 benkay "stench of the cube farm"
00:21 mircea_popescu course this is more of a case of hawala reduces to bitcoin
00:22 greenspan_fan Well, given the above, I expect that btc is just a placeholder for something that will have numerous quantitative technical improvements.
00:22 mircea_popescu asciilifeform> time to digest a meal: ~6 hours. does that mean that one should be able to go without meal for ~72 yrs << yes, if they were a payment processor.
00:23 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan so did satoshi.
00:23 mircea_popescu reality does not care what we expect, turns out.
00:23 benkay i expect a new whore at the door
00:23 greenspan_fan how does one calculate EV in whores?
00:23 asciilifeform to go back to the 'peasant never saw a gold coin' scenario. a peasant, correct. how about a shipyard?
00:24 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan not clear, but er is the clap.
00:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform go on ?
00:24 asciilifeform idea being, gold was never purely a long-term store
00:25 greenspan_fan at some point, you need to be able to exchange for things to have value
00:25 benkay but the "you" here can vary, and does not include pizzas
00:25 asciilifeform one can picture a degenerate case - e.g. hydrogen bomb
00:26 benkay more like "o now i have credit for a billion pizzas at this local bitcoin brokerage"
00:26 greenspan_fan wouldn't the degenerate case be a strangelet?
00:27 asciilifeform in the sense of the ultimate 'trading sardine'
00:27 asciilifeform (strongly negative 'use value')
00:28 asciilifeform trying to think of items which act as store of value in some useful sense without really being spendable
00:29 asciilifeform and whether the phrase 'store of value' even makes sense here.
00:29 greenspan_fan perhaps things that would fall under the category of intellectual property?
00:30 benkay it's arguably only contextual in a world in which nobody can really ant their hard work away.
00:30 greenspan_fan I can't spend "knowing how to make an engine", but knowing that I can do that (and having the plans/information to do so) stores value
00:30 benkay or rather it's astronomically difficult to do so.
00:31 asciilifeform we can talk about 'storing energy' and come to rational conclusions about physically-real things (e.g. organisms.) and then we can talk about storing 'value', and end up with pseudo-scientific strange...
00:31 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan this seems to me a completely unwarranted generalisation that actrually breaks logic.
00:32 mircea_popescu no, it does not "store value" any more than "empathy" as used by the libertard is either human or virtuous.
00:32 asciilifeform 'value' is phlogiston.
00:32 greenspan_fan mircea_popescu you're right, it does seem to beg the question...
00:33 greenspan_fan trying to define why something is valuable is hard enough without also restricting the ability to spend it
00:33 mircea_popescu not that there's anything wrong with trying anything and everything on the beast.
00:33 mircea_popescu roughly we're in the situation of "dragon moved in hillside next to village"
00:33 mircea_popescu threowing a virgin that way once or twice is sensible.
00:34 asciilifeform to complete the picture, 'dragon' turns out to be a peculiarly-shaped active volcano.
00:35 mircea_popescu no it's a dragon
00:35 mircea_popescu you're just looking at its zit.
00:35 asciilifeform precisely that.
00:36 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> idea being, gold was never purely a long-term store <<< this will need fleshing out.
00:36 mircea_popescu seems to me it was purely a long term store.
00:36 mircea_popescu people short-term stored in silver.
00:38 chetty storing value is actually a bet isn't it? That there will be a future to use it in.
00:38 mircea_popescu that's no sort of bet.
00:38 mircea_popescu if there's no future you've not lost anything.
00:39 greenspan_fan opportunity cost, assuming you could store elsewhere, which you can
00:39 chetty yeah you have, the use today of whatever you stored
00:40 greenspan_fan btc will continue to be valuable because it has previously been valuable and there's the expectation that, over some acceptable time period, you can exchange it
00:41 greenspan_fan the uncertainty comes from the second part, because it's a new protocol and it's difficult to predict what might impact your ability to exchange it
00:42 greenspan_fan the things I'm thinking of are either flaws in the protocol, flaws in the software, concerted regulation or an attack via a sufficiently powerful adversary
00:43 asciilifeform the common factor between btc and gold, etc. is (no surprise to anyone, i hope) - behaviour as a closed (i.e. conserved) system, and easily verified as such
00:44 greenspan_fan how much would it cost to get enough hashing power to wreck the network? how long would you have to disrupt the network before it becomes far less valuable?
00:44 asciilifeform recommended reading: the different ways in which self-proclaimed alchemists were treated in various times and places.
00:44 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan it's not strictly a matter of cost.
00:45 mircea_popescu people are currently desperate to buy stuff to wreck the network with
00:45 mircea_popescu noone's selling.
00:45 mircea_popescu the computational cost of the network has been calculated, on trilema, it was scary back then. it's way worse now.
00:45 asciilifeform this is predicated on the assumption of brute force, though.
00:45 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/things-that-matter-these-days-things-that-dont-matter-these-days/
00:46 ozbot Things that matter these days ; things that don’t matter these days. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mirce
00:46 mircea_popescu article in question.
00:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform well sure.
00:46 greenspan_fan as an example, if you were paypal, could you afford to design, build, and power enough asics to wreck the network?
00:47 mircea_popescu look throguh the math there, do your own calculations.
00:47 BingoBoingo Depends on who finds the shortcut. If someone manages to math in a way that a GPU hashes like an army of buttfuries, they may just quietly collect coins. coins.
00:48 mircea_popescu then someone emulates quantum computers in a zx80 emulator emularted within a gpu card and bam
00:49 mircea_popescu ahahaha von-schlep
00:49 asciilifeform any one of you folks who wants to actually give this a go, scroll up the log to find the n-sat solver... haha
00:50 asciilifeform '...the first woodpecker would destroy civilization' - but he can't be arsed.
00:51 greenspan_fan it's a question of economics-- is subverting a cryptocurrency worth more to you than profiting from it?
00:51 asciilifeform 'some just wanna watch it burn'
00:52 greenspan_fan "if you want a picture of the future, it's us collecting a 3% transaction fee... forever"
00:55 mircea_popescu http://minigame.bz/eulora/binaries/ << new eulora release.
00:55 mircea_popescu includes source. davout pankkake
00:55 mircea_popescu and i forget who else was asking me about it.
00:56 mircea_popescu it also includes basic crafting and skill training and harvesting and recipes and stuff.
00:56 mod6 cool!
00:56 greenspan_fan what is it?
00:58 chetty greenspan_fan, eulora, mmorpg
00:59 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: can you quickly say, what is the largest number of legal moves possible for one chess player, in any position?
01:00 BingoBoingo I cannot.
01:00 asciilifeform (i can easily estimate an upper bound, using 'ah he has 16 queens')
01:00 asciilifeform idly wondering about a 'provably fair' blockchain chess-for-coin
01:01 asciilifeform as i fall asleep
01:01 BingoBoingo Sure, but tightening that upper bound gets messy. Even 16 queens block each other, restricting movement.
01:01 asciilifeform sure
01:02 asciilifeform my 1st thought was 'referee has canonical enumerator for legal moves. player moves by encoding integer M'
01:02 asciilifeform 'first player who cannot M > 0 lost'
01:03 asciilifeform but then, repeated-move stalemates
01:03 asciilifeform and the like
01:04 BingoBoingo That could work.
01:04 asciilifeform (for completeness of picture, first player who moves with M' > M (illegal) also lost. clearly.)
01:04 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan http://trilema.com/category/smg/
01:04 asciilifeform if the bip-whatever voodoo mentioned earlier actually gets baked into the blockchain, one could conceivably play this game
01:05 asciilifeform without a referee
01:05 BingoBoingo Then there's the part where M=0 stalemates exist.
01:05 asciilifeform (the pot would automagically move to the winner)
01:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no because each game could only be played once ?
01:06 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: moves would be carried out by sending to an addr generated for the purpose
01:06 mircea_popescu uh
01:06 asciilifeform low bits of sum <-> move
01:07 asciilifeform winner keeps the total
01:07 asciilifeform of course, this is foolish, because we've the angels but not the pin-head.
01:07 asciilifeform unless i'm missing something.
01:10 BingoBoingo Well, it would require all four low digits.
01:10 asciilifeform sure, for a low stake game, the moves are the pot.
01:11 asciilifeform you could play this right now, sans voodoo, and it would look quite like the 'provably fair' dice widgets
01:12 asciilifeform (someone is driving the payouts, but you can trivially verify, having only the blockchain, that he never did anything other than the Right Thing)
01:12 asciilifeform hell, no fancy encodings needed, just stuff normal algebraic notation in
01:12 BingoBoingo Right.
01:12 moiety yay a new way i could lose?
01:13 asciilifeform (12 bits)
01:14 asciilifeform this is so trivial, that if it does not already exist, it is purely from lack of interest in the game
01:16 asciilifeform is worth considering even if you don't like to play for coin. encourages slow games...
01:16 BingoBoingo Sure.
01:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5049 BTC [+]
01:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5049 BTC [+]
01:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5049 BTC [+]
01:29 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/krtek_net/status/436386804372344832
01:29 ozbot Twitter / krtek_net: Mtgox is sorting orders, waiiting ...
01:29 mircea_popescu lmao check out this shit.
01:30 mircea_popescu who was asking about "interveaving" ?
01:31 benkay intervaging
01:32 mircea_popescu ;;later tell bloctoc there is oyur answer : it stopped dropping because they've stopped executing orders under X value.
01:32 gribble The operation succeeded.
01:32 mircea_popescu if you put an order to sell they'll just delay it until someone bids enough.
01:33 benkay thereby guaranteeing a rapid dissolution of fractional reserve?
01:34 benkay "oops! guess we ran out."
01:35 BingoBoingo I'm impressed it took them this long.
01:35 mircea_popescu benkay all it seems it'd do would be cut down volume
01:36 mircea_popescu i suppose maybe maintain the appearance of things working in the eyes of complete noobs for an extra... hours ? coupla days ?
01:36 benkay is there a bitbet on capitulation?
01:36 mircea_popescu not afaik
01:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.06801 = 0.204 BTC [+]
01:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.068 = 0.272 BTC [-]
01:40 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/smg-eulora-v004/ <<
01:40 ozbot S.MG - Eulora v0.0.4 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
01:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.10199999 BTC [+]
01:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30400 @ 0.00086615 = 26.331 BTC [+]
02:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5 = 1 BTC [-]
02:04 moiety people are so ridiculous. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/japan-woman-chased-by-stampeding-herd-rabbits-video-1437033 they say she makes a lucky escape....
02:04 moiety she's fucking feeding them!
02:05 BingoBoingo If it can happen to Jimmy Carter.
02:09 moiety lol! i didn't know about this "incident"
02:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.48112 BTC [-]
02:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00086609 = 7.8814 BTC [-] {2}
02:10 moiety was not disappointed! lol wiki has a pic of the rabbit "swimming away from the President" ffs lol
02:16 BingoBoingo Bunnies make the perfect sleeper agents
02:19 moiety i thought it was hilarious when they accused the downing street cat of being a spy
02:20 moiety it had been missing and turned up one day randomly where it shouldn't have been, so they got all suspicious of it lol
02:23 BingoBoingo Well the sufficiently paranoid could assume a bug was sewn into the cat.
02:24 moiety yep exactly what they thought
02:24 moiety http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/10/is-george-osbornes-cat-freya-chinese-spy_n_3415629.html
02:24 ozbot Is George Osborne's Cat Freya A Chinese Spy?
02:24 moiety she had been gone 3 years
02:25 moiety poor cat
02:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.48095233 = 4.3286 BTC [-] {6}
02:28 mircea_popescu all this derpage re @wesuck or whatever that thing's called reads to me a lot like "o hey we here at dead-fiat-ventures wish to make a last stand against this evil bitcoin empire"
02:29 mircea_popescu "we still work! look! please! care!"
02:31 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: The gawker rag Valleyway (the one with hedgec0k) has been running some lulzy bitcoin stuff you should probably have one of the girls archive.
02:32 mircea_popescu nah, that's one of those venues which gets blacklisted in integrum.
02:32 mircea_popescu makes little difference what anyone working for gawker actually said, having worked for it is enough.
02:33 mircea_popescu maybe fleshbot being an exception or w/e.
02:34 BingoBoingo I could see Deadspin surviving with Fleshbot.
02:34 mircea_popescu fun fact : back in 2008 (ie, as the crisis hit) denton suspended their bonus package.
02:34 mircea_popescu 133 people were sharing about 50k a month in bonuses
02:35 mircea_popescu rationale being "nobody gives a shit about pageviews"
02:35 mircea_popescu ;;calc 50000 / 133 / 650
02:35 gribble 0.578368999422
02:35 mircea_popescu half a bitcoin a month on average. how's that for a bonus.
02:36 BingoBoingo A half a Bitcoin is pretty sweet. The equivalent in shitbucks not so much.
02:37 mircea_popescu but hey, you know. cocksuckers making enough to pay for either their own coffee or their own sugar opine on matters.
02:38 greenspan_fan I wonder if the opining actually shapes matters, like, at all?
02:38 greenspan_fan because the self-perception of influence is part of the compensation
02:38 BingoBoingo Eh, at least Gawker has some elements like Fleshbot that could survive. Huffington post and Buzzfeed though, lack even that.
02:39 greenspan_fan I think you underestimate how easy a content aggregator is to run
02:39 greenspan_fan if all your "employees" work for free, then everything else is profit
02:39 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan the self-perception of importance is pretty much the whole of the compensation.
02:40 mircea_popescu the influence however, is exactly zero.
02:40 greenspan_fan I worked at one point for a place that was getting into social media, but once you're out of that sort of giddy milieu it just doesn't seem like it's much of a priority
02:41 mircea_popescu i mean sure, steal and distribute warez, get qt pissed off.
02:41 mircea_popescu but in that sense piratebay eats their cookie.
02:41 BingoBoingo I think we should replace this "content aggregating" with pankakke's brilliant term "assass"
02:41 greenspan_fan ass as a service?
02:41 mircea_popescu ahahaha
02:41 BingoBoingo Of course.
02:42 greenspan_fan amazing idea: netflix for prostitution
02:42 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
02:42 BingoBoingo The original assass contains interesting things. The lesser assasses AOL it up.
02:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.46286778 = 8.3316 BTC [-] {8}
02:43 greenspan_fan I already have a tagline: the world's newest profession
02:44 greenspan_fan is y combinator taking applications?
02:44 mircea_popescu sure.
02:45 greenspan_fan I think it would be worthwhile to apply w/ that idea, like a startup version of the sokal affair
02:45 BingoBoingo greenspan_fan: To my knowledge they process applications in batches. Kind of like the Army except without the filtering to keep bona fide retards out of camp.
02:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.461 = 1.844 BTC [-]
02:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.461 = 3.688 BTC [-] {2}
02:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20350 @ 0.00086434 = 17.5893 BTC [-]
02:50 mircea_popescu all you have to do is convincingly suck up.
02:50 mircea_popescu go identify who the guys involved are, send girls to fuck each of them,
02:50 mircea_popescu then get the girls together for the public pitch
02:50 mircea_popescu you're in.
02:51 mircea_popescu play the "womenz in tech" angle for maximum butthurt later on.
02:52 chetty womenz in tech is an angle??
02:52 greenspan_fan hopefully an acute one, HA HA HA HA HA
02:52 BingoBoingo In the People
02:52 mircea_popescu for these schmucks it's nothing but an angle.
02:52 BingoBoingo 's Republic of California it is
02:54 greenspan_fan is it really? or is that just something that everyone pretends to value because the alternative is constant broadsides from the SJ crowd?
02:55 chetty does any real person care what the SJ crowd does/says?
02:55 greenspan_fan maybe? I honestly can't tell
02:55 mircea_popescu greenspan_fan well, it's like in any socialist state : some people go along because they hope to get something from it,
02:55 mircea_popescu most just nod it off.
02:56 mircea_popescu there are entire career paths financed on the public dole which consist of nothing but pretending like the crap matters,
02:56 mircea_popescu and so... you know, economic recovery. we've hired more people to do nothing, go us.
02:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16850 @ 0.0008669 = 14.6073 BTC [+] {3}
03:03 BingoBoingo Well, a lot of roads I have little occasion look much more impressive than they used to. Doesn't offer much utility though.
03:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.068 = 0.272 BTC [-]
03:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.06700111 = 0.402 BTC [-] {3}
03:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.46100001 = 1.844 BTC [+]
03:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23150 @ 0.00086724 = 20.0766 BTC [+] {2}
03:22 greenspan_fan any recommendations for bulk image viewers for OS X?
03:22 greenspan_fan I have an absurd number of graphs in assorted subdirectories...
03:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.46100001 = 1.844 BTC [+] {2}
03:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.461 = 0.922 BTC [-]
03:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.46 = 6.9 BTC [-] {3}
03:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.451 BTC [-]
03:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4501 BTC [-]
03:55 cazalla that gox bet is looking good now
03:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 244 @ 0.00479645 = 1.1703 BTC [-] {17}
03:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.45 = 6.75 BTC [-] {2}
04:04 BingoBoingo cazalla: Which one? link plox
04:05 cazalla http://bitbet.us/bet/281/btc-usd-at-mtgox-will-be-above-150-on/
04:06 BingoBoingo cazalla: It actually looked better days ago when I pointed it out to KRS-One
04:06 cazalla would've been a nice no 11 months ago
04:07 cazalla guessing it'll still resolve as yes
04:08 BingoBoingo Well, if Gox keeps their order matching shennanigans up
04:17 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/436429248740728832
04:17 ozbot Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: @Falkvinge @kLee1977 I'll bet ...
04:17 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i can't find people to take these easy bets with
04:17 BingoBoingo Things like gox fucking with order matching though need to be considered in these bets. Anticipating SatoshiDice would probably not be listed on MPEx for the full length of 2013 make pushed me to put a whole BTC on S.BBet being worth more back in February.
04:18 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well, you have been seasoned as a strategic consultant.
04:18 BingoBoingo Thinking decades instead of hours.
04:20 BingoBoingo Whatsapp is too Myspace to have value. WhatsApp embraces customers too poor for actual tools.
04:20 BingoBoingo Kinda like Microsoft.
04:22 BingoBoingo DE however, when fiat fails has a lot of copper and fiber.
04:22 B007 Microsoft? I don't think you know what you're talking about
04:22 BingoBoingo B007: How little do consumers have to pay for WIndows?
04:23 B007 So? Microsoft sells to corporations
04:23 BingoBoingo Generally Windows is bundled with a consumer machine and consumers accept that to not learn better things.
04:24 B007 true
04:24 BingoBoingo The entire microsoft ecosystem from Basic in the 70's to nao is that doing better things is more expensive in terms of time to learn the right ways.
04:25 B007 but I don't think you can compare Microsoft to WhatsApp
04:25 BingoBoingo Now that WIndows is so entrenched with lusers over decades, they have been able to force a sorporate ecosystem, because learning is bad Mkay.
04:25 BingoBoingo B007: What is the problematic point?
04:26 BingoBoingo This fake messaging network business whatsapp is in isn't too different from the fake software development tools business Microsoft started with
04:27 B007 Microsoft is vastly different from a messageing app
04:27 BingoBoingo It wasn't at its inception. This is the old "Fake it until you make it" 30k millionaire shit.
04:28 B007 yeah
04:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.06888867 = 0.1378 BTC [+] {2}
04:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.06888829 = 0.3444 BTC [-] {2}
04:29 BingoBoingo The thing is there just aren't opportunites to do this anymore really.
04:29 B007 sure there are
04:30 B007 you are in the wrong business son
04:31 BingoBoingo Maybe, but I'm not in the wrong business that Facebook and Whatsapp are
04:32 B007 advertising?
04:32 BingoBoingo B007: Deception. THey are in the deception business.
04:32 B007 hshs
04:36 BingoBoingo http://science.slashdot.org/story/14/02/20/0312253/math-models-predicted-global-uprisings
04:37 ozbot Math Models Predicted Global Uprisings - Slashdot
04:49 mircea_popescu what was the lowest consumer license for windoze, like 50 bux ?
04:50 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: For OEMs I hink I've read it goes down to at least $25
04:50 mircea_popescu nominally
04:50 mircea_popescu prolly goes down to 25 by going up to 90
04:51 BingoBoingo Well, MS's money comes largely from WIndows volume and selling Office and Visual studio.
04:52 BingoBoingo MS's priority for WIndows has to be keeping the number of Windows installs up to keep selling Office and Visual Studios.
04:54 chetty I really fail to understand why anyone would still be using windows
04:55 BingoBoingo chetty: Inertia and aversion to learning I imagine.
04:55 mircea_popescu "it just works"
04:55 mircea_popescu no wait, that's the other one.
04:56 BingoBoingo The other one hasn't just worked since version 7.5.1
04:57 BingoBoingo Windows seems more to just be a fear of any other name. Call it pudding and they will ignore it is shit.
04:58 mircea_popescu goatse.os
04:59 mircea_popescu i have a new formula for computing the market value of bitcoin
04:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31100 @ 0.00086842 = 27.0079 BTC [+] {3}
04:59 mircea_popescu number of articles published discussing bitcoin / number of sensible things said.
04:59 mircea_popescu it works for all currencies pretty much.
05:00 mircea_popescu when bitcoin gets close to about pi it's time to sell.
05:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 90 @ 0.00453677 = 0.4083 BTC [-] {8}
05:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 79 @ 0.00433875 = 0.3428 BTC [-] {7}
05:06 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: So atm RSS beats herbi?
05:06 mircea_popescu how's that ?
05:07 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: It give you articles published on bitcoin. Reading gives you the sensible things. Then math.
05:07 mircea_popescu i read very little and understand even less.
05:09 BingoBoingo Isn't that what the girls are for?
05:11 mircea_popescu i was talking to a friend earlier and i said "tis hard being a woman". she retorted "yeah, not only our brains don't work but tits and asses both droop with time too!"
05:11 mircea_popescu it's hard all around my brothar. hard times.
05:13 MisterE MS got teh Enterprise
05:13 MisterE and thats what matters
05:13 mircea_popescu actually it
05:13 BingoBoingo MisterE: for some definitions of enterprise.
05:13 mircea_popescu s been making huge gains on webhosting.
05:13 MisterE when you're stacking Benjis
05:13 MisterE ^
05:14 MisterE hate to say it but Azure was good before the upgrade now I hear no complaints
05:14 MisterE coz I root for the to fail heh
05:14 BingoBoingo Is Microsoft actually making gains or are the finally moving Hotmail off of FreeBSD
05:15 mircea_popescu seems a combination of really shitty hosting and people running servers on their home broadband
05:16 BingoBoingo Well all of those spam sites need to point .info and .pw domains somewhere.
05:21 Namworld https://www.mtgox.com/img/pdf/20140220-Announcement.pdf
05:21 Namworld Exclusive news
05:21 Namworld Before it's posted officially.
05:21 Namworld They should change their pdf naming standard.
05:22 mircea_popescu jajaja
05:22 mircea_popescu well done
05:23 mircea_popescu Namworld ty, i dumped it on twitter :D
05:24 Namworld It's posted now it seems on gox.
05:24 Namworld Well that was quick.
05:26 mircea_popescu lol
05:28 wao-ender :D
05:30 Namworld This announcement is as stupid as the previous one. Who would have thought.
05:30 BingoBoingo GoxBTC is headed to the CORE!!!
05:30 Namworld Protesters were a security threat?
05:31 BingoBoingo Namworld: They didn't want to let Mark hug out the scam accusations
05:32 mircea_popescu such a roflmao thing
05:32 mircea_popescu mtgox turns out to be about as good as bfl.
05:33 BingoBoingo Well... Most people took 18 months to abandon BFL. Gox went, what... a whole 24 months before getting called out?
05:33 Namworld Or worse
05:34 mircea_popescu Bitcoin Foundation businesses! FTW!
05:34 Namworld They aren't done yet proving themselves.
05:34 Namworld They could become the best worst.
05:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.488 BTC [+]
05:36 mircea_popescu this is true.
05:38 BingoBoingo I'm still leaving the offer out there if Goldman or JPM wants to try outrunning YCombinator that I tucked in my footnotes
05:39 mircea_popescu the problem you run into is this : they do not wish to actually matter in the world that is, they wish to instead live in a world they'd prefer.
05:39 mircea_popescu that you can't do for them, nobody can, and so until they learn to submit you;re not going to have business there.
05:40 jurov Sooo...infamous bitcoinbourse.eu is going to allow for trading of stocks...another lulzround begins?
05:41 jurov But Markus is far less competent than ukyo/burnside...so prolly not.
05:42 mircea_popescu there is a lot of competition in being the best worst.
05:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.10208 = 0.5104 BTC [+] {3}
05:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12800 @ 0.00086434 = 11.0636 BTC [-]
05:43 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I watched La Terra Trema. JP Morgan will have to find a wholesaler sometime.
05:43 mircea_popescu hehe what did you thinkl ?
05:44 BingoBoingo It ended how the Merchant of Venice should have.
05:44 mircea_popescu hehe
05:45 BingoBoingo Had to watch it twice since I understand spoken Spanish survivably but Italian not so much.
05:48 ThickAsThieves i might win! <cazalla> http://bitbet.us/bet/281/btc-usd-at-mtgox-will-be-above-150-on/
05:48 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Which side you take, this could be thrilling
05:48 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker --market mtgox
05:48 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 150.0, Best ask: 153.216, Bid-ask spread: 3.21600, Last trade: 150.0, 24 hour volume: 67216.83064744, 24 hour low: 134.09756, 24 hour high: 276.24152, 24 hour vwap: 201.18216
05:48 ThickAsThieves i'm on No
05:49 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: You realize the bet it for that particular day and not before.
05:49 ThickAsThieves i know
05:49 ThickAsThieves but they are dead
05:50 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: They were on a ventilator 9 months. Most sane courts would have unplugged the vegetable.
05:51 ThickAsThieves "In addition to the technical issue, this week we have experienced some
05:51 ThickAsThieves security problems, and as a result we had to relocate MtGox to our previous office building
05:51 ThickAsThieves in Shibuya (details can be found here https://support.mtgox.com/home). The move,
05:51 ThickAsThieves combined with some other security and technical challenges, pushed back our progress."
05:51 ThickAsThieves lol!
05:51 ThickAsThieves "As much as we didn’t want to only provide an “update on an update”, this is the current
05:51 ThickAsThieves status. We are committed to solving this issue and will provide more information as soon
05:51 ThickAsThieves as possible to keep everyone in the loop."
05:51 ThickAsThieves "
05:51 ThickAsThieves We are very sorry for the delays and deeply appreciate your kind understanding and
05:51 ThickAsThieves continuous support."
05:51 ThickAsThieves yay!
05:51 ThickAsThieves sorry i'm delirious from randomly waking up too early cuz i had feeling itd be crashing
05:52 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: I'm only one timezone over and haven't slept yet.
05:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.00465587 = 0.3725 BTC [-] {6}
05:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.48809999 = 1.9524 BTC [+] {2}
05:54 ThickAsThieves time for bitbets on mark's freedom
05:55 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo it must have subtitles neh ?
05:55 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Subtitles would have blocked too much misery from my eyes.
05:55 mircea_popescu this is true
05:55 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker
05:55 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 597.0, Best ask: 599.58, Bid-ask spread: 2.58000, Last trade: 600.0, 24 hour volume: 22132.64616219, 24 hour low: 590.0, 24 hour high: 636.0, 24 hour vwap: 615.145591973
05:55 mircea_popescu you know visconti had amateurs shoot the whole thing ?
05:55 mircea_popescu those people actually lived in those houses,
05:56 mircea_popescu if not exactly under the medieval conditions described.
05:56 ThickAsThieves omg how do i get cash into gox someone should arb that /s
05:56 BingoBoingo Yeah. Between viewings one and two I did the paper reading.
05:56 mircea_popescu but when the girl is barefoot on the dirt floor, that's her own dirt floor she's barefood on.
05:56 BingoBoingo barefood sounds much sexier than that scene.
05:57 mircea_popescu meanwhile check out gabridome https://twitter.com/Gabridome/status/436454038251769856
05:58 BingoBoingo Fuck, I dunno who that is.
05:58 davout jurov: didn't he allow that earlier already?
06:00 BingoBoingo davout: You still interested in that chess tournament?
06:00 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo http://dpaste.com/1641614/
06:00 mircea_popescu that's back in 2013.
06:01 mircea_popescu epic ;;ticker results.
06:01 BingoBoingo That is nearly when I made my first appearance.
06:01 cazalla ThickAsThieves: you may!
06:02 davout BingoBoingo: are you guys done with the first one ?
06:02 ThickAsThieves hehe #mtgox is muted
06:03 BingoBoingo davout: We were coming to an inevitable tiebreaker problem so we added Apocalyptic an six player could help reduce ties still further.
06:03 BingoBoingo Caveat is the kicker I supposed for this months long tournament is expiring on the 28th, because obligations can not be kept open forever.
06:03 davout BingoBoingo: ok, with pleasure! I can't play right now tho
06:04 BingoBoingo davout: Neither can I.
06:04 mircea_popescu https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bf1PkUeCAAAVhe3.png
06:04 mircea_popescu on the left vs the right, the effects of the deterioration of public schooling.
06:04 mircea_popescu fucktards don't even know what words mean these days.
06:04 jurov davout: previously only bourse shares were sold, not even trading them was possible.
06:05 mircea_popescu accepting credit cards is a skill. exponential, logarithmic, this year alone or whatever else. it's all a soup.
06:05 mircea_popescu fucking embarrassment these kids.
06:05 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: We covered dictionaries in primary school that I remember.
06:06 mircea_popescu i'm sure they covered "issues" in primary school.
06:06 BingoBoingo Sure. We covered tornadoes, fire, and earthquakes in that order
06:06 mircea_popescu "WhatsApp founder Jan Koum signs deal with FB at social services office where he used to get food stamps. "
06:07 mircea_popescu can this be more doge ?
06:07 BingoBoingo No, this is total Doge.
06:07 mircea_popescu "Facebook is now buying out anything that 14 year olds might use for billions of dollars. Good thing they're using stock and not real money."
06:07 BingoBoingo A great troll campaign would be Corgis against Doge.
06:07 mircea_popescu at least i got some sane people in my feed.
06:08 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Thing is only 3 billion in that acquisition was stock
06:08 mircea_popescu i didn't actually dig into it.
06:08 ThickAsThieves who is john galt?
06:09 mircea_popescu fictional character.
06:09 mircea_popescu hm, pussy riot is actually a punk band ?!
06:09 mircea_popescu in what fucking sense ? i thought they were pop.
06:09 BingoBoingo Always just been a punk band.
06:09 BingoBoingo Russia is still catching up to the 70's
06:10 ThickAsThieves and a harem of active-ists
06:10 BingoBoingo Next thing you will tell me Russian discos are closing in favor of night clubs
06:10 mircea_popescu how the fuck is it punk
06:10 BingoBoingo And then they've reached the 80's
06:11 davout BingoBoingo: wasn't it the opposite, only 3bn in cash?
06:11 mircea_popescu meanwhile,
06:11 mircea_popescu http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/viking-apocalypse-end-of-the-world-predicted-to-happen-on-saturday-but-dont-cancel-your-weekend-plans-yet-9138092.html?origin=internalSearch
06:11 ozbot Viking apocalypse: End of the world predicted to happen on Saturday (but don't cancel your weekend
06:11 ThickAsThieves it's punk cuz they can only make music with their thumbs
06:11 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Horses and beedles.
06:11 BingoBoingo *needles
06:12 mircea_popescu Virgin Mary, Mother of God, put Putin away Рut Putin away, put Putin away
06:12 mircea_popescu Black robe, golden epaulettes All parishioners crawl to bow The phantom of liberty is in heaven Gay-pride sent to Siberia in chains
06:12 mircea_popescu
06:12 mircea_popescu The head of the KGB, their chief saint, Leads protesters to prison under escort In order not to offend His Holiness Women must give birth and love
06:12 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo does this sound like punk to you ?
06:12 BingoBoingo davout: I might have to read again, because vodka. Shame you can't play chess nao.
06:12 ThickAsThieves http://imgur.com/5hdErlO
06:12 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
06:12 mircea_popescu Virgin Mary, Mother of God, become a feminist
06:12 mircea_popescu Become a feminist, become a feminist
06:12 mircea_popescu this is not punk lol. this is lib-pop.
06:12 davout BingoBoingo: i'm pondering whether i should play myself or let my little brother play against you
06:12 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Sounds more metal.
06:13 mircea_popescu metal. women. what ?
06:13 BingoBoingo davout: Honestly it is prolly more about timing
06:13 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Nothing is more metal than a miscarriage stage show.
06:13 davout BingoBoingo: no, my lil bro would probably beat me to a pulp
06:13 davout BingoBoingo: what timezone are you in?
06:13 davout US West?
06:14 mircea_popescu get out, pussy is not metal.
06:14 BingoBoingo davout: If we go on those criteria I could prolly hire a jew, but I am GMT -6
06:14 davout east i meant
06:14 BingoBoingo Equivalent of US central
06:15 BingoBoingo davout: I have to warn you though that I have lost to Namworld (though truffles beat Namworld)
06:16 davout what do you use to keep track of the board's state ?
06:16 BingoBoingo davout: Algrbraic notation.
06:16 BingoBoingo Post moves in channel
06:16 davout to keep track of, not to communicate
06:16 davout as in, i don't have an actual board at hand to do this
06:16 BingoBoingo Oh, I set up a board on the floor next to my desk
06:17 davout haha
06:17 davout ok
06:17 BingoBoingo Other people use web tools
06:17 davout we're getting there
06:17 jurov davout: have you seen my question why b-c isn't listed anywhere?
06:17 davout jurov: no
06:18 davout where is it?
06:18 mircea_popescu The $19 billion deal -- $12 billion in stock, $4 billion in cash and $3 billion in restricted shares
06:18 jurov Ok :) so am asking now, why it't not on btccharts nor bitcoinity?
06:18 mircea_popescu so there we go.
06:18 davout jurov: because i haven't put in the time yet to re-enable their API
06:19 davout i tried to push the job on pankkake
06:20 jurov Well. And maintaining x.eur asks are pushed on whom?
06:20 jurov Delisting imminent :D
06:20 davout lolwut
06:21 jurov Atm all asks are mine.
06:21 mircea_popescu davout fb buying snapchat.
06:21 mircea_popescu oops i mean webchat
06:21 mircea_popescu uh.
06:21 mircea_popescu something.
06:21 davout jurov: lemme have a look
06:22 BingoBoingo Eh, ATC should have stayed Openex only https://x-bt.com/markets/atcbtc is so dead
06:22 BingoBoingo Nearly all orders are mine.
06:22 jurov davout don't sweat it, i'm in teasing mood
06:22 ThickAsThieves it never left
06:22 ThickAsThieves trade both
06:22 ThickAsThieves if you dare
06:22 davout jurov: yo. i still want to know what's up
06:22 mircea_popescu needs better advertising
06:23 davout prolly outta BTC
06:23 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Maybe I am doing both. x-bt killed Openex volume and orders
06:23 ThickAsThieves <Matt38> Hope we got something new on monday atleast.
06:23 ThickAsThieves poor goxer
06:24 davout jurov: oic, my bot's algo is not very evolved yet, and won't place orders if it results in executions
06:24 davout jurov: i'll widen my spread
06:25 davout i don't have time to work on it right now, but that's something i'll have to fix
06:25 mircea_popescu davout that seems exactly countrary to marketmaking.
06:26 ThickAsThieves marketcockteasing
06:26 davout mircea_popescu: isn't that more arbitrage?
06:26 mircea_popescu well no, marketmaker means exactly you blow out the book on a regular basis if it doesn't conform.
06:26 davout the basic reason to this iirc is that executions that are immediate don't appear in stats
06:26 mircea_popescu not placing orders thatd result in executions is exactly anti-mm behaviour
06:27 mircea_popescu basically the book is ruling you.
06:27 mircea_popescu you're supposed to rule the book
06:28 davout not arguing that, i need some more work to work around the mpex api weirdnesses
06:29 davout also, given the current market conditions i'm pretty ok with widening the spread anyway
06:30 davout or i guess, instead of tracking order by order i can track aggregates
06:30 davout ok imma lunch :-D
06:32 mircea_popescu what weirdness is that!11
06:35 ThickAsThieves "Congress could remove federal funding from academic institutions that decide to boycott Israel."
06:35 ThickAsThieves alrighty
06:42 mircea_popescu "Facebook's purchase price values each Whatsapp user at $40. Whatsapp users pay zero dollars and are not shown ads."
06:42 mircea_popescu ook.
06:43 punkman1 they pay $0.99 per year, after the first year
06:43 mircea_popescu i wonder how many actually are a year old.
06:44 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Most whatsapp users I know are South Asian, so few I imagine
06:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.06700633 = 1.1391 BTC [-] {5}
06:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.46000002 = 0.92 BTC [-] {2}
06:48 mircea_popescu from what i see here most of their userbase is eu. they got little azn if anything.
06:49 BingoBoingo I thought a quarter of their userbase was split between India, Indonesia, and the Phillipines.
06:49 BingoBoingo Also, lulz https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=471533.msg5231394#msg5231394
06:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54947 @ 0.00086128 = 47.3248 BTC [-]
07:03 BingoBoingo So... Ukraine and Thailand are getting still worse. Will any camwhores live through next week?
07:04 BingoBoingo Also I am very disappointed in Micon for letting himself drop far enough to address this. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=471610.0
07:07 ThickAsThieves "Chevron offers free pizza to make up for deadly fracking explosion"
07:08 random_cat pizza include 10^8 year old anchovies
07:08 ThickAsThieves in "oil"
07:09 BingoBoingo Oh I finally found an episode of Bar Rescue with a Lie, because I am 'Murica's premier expert on Karaoke http://www.spike.com/episodes/bccp83/bar-rescue-karaoke-katastrophe-season-3-ep-308
07:13 ThickAsThieves latest version http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1579346/000119312514058712/d562329ds1a.htm
07:14 BingoBoingo I'm just kinda shocked by how little Micon moves me nao.
07:16 BingoBoingo Last year I was accepting of the March madness pool that was just me and him.
07:17 BingoBoingo This year though going to Seals with Clubs and getting bot robbed and facing a ponzi, it is hard to back an accusation because Micon does to.
07:19 ThickAsThieves was that ever a reason to?
07:23 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo you got botproof ?
07:23 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Micon used to be quite the scam early warning system/
07:23 mircea_popescu or more like bothunch
07:23 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: bothunch
07:23 mircea_popescu bothunch and the naked bot lunch
07:24 BingoBoingo The bothunch is supported by the wasteland that used to be rich cash games on seals.
07:24 davout mircea_popescu: iirc the stat doesn't tell you about executions for orders that never hit the book
07:24 BingoBoingo It has only been 9 months since I've been ther.
07:24 mircea_popescu davout you know how the tracking thing works ?
07:25 davout mircea_popescu: yeah you linked that previously to me
07:25 Bugpowder Giddyup
07:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.00083746 = 0.8375 BTC [+] {4}
07:25 davout i just need to go from understanding how it works to implementing it
07:25 Bugpowder Anyone selling goxbux??? I hear they are having a 75% off sale
07:26 davout i didn't say it wasn't possible, i said it was handled in a way that qualifies as "a little weird" in my system
07:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00043542 = 0.4354 BTC [+] {10}
07:26 mircea_popescu davout i can see that yeah
07:26 mircea_popescu jus' checking.
07:26 mircea_popescu Bugpowder maybe lnovy ?
07:26 davout mircea_popescu: so to sum it all up you get a track ID from the synchronous response message
07:27 BingoBoingo Wait, is lnovy Dashe's IRC handle?
07:27 davout so if it isn't in your next stat you conclude it executed
07:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00019798 = 0.198 BTC [+] {2}
07:27 BingoBoingo davout: That or niggers.config
07:27 davout BingoBoingo: lolwut
07:27 KRS-One haha
07:27 mircea_popescu davout no. you get a track id in all executed orders. if it matches the hash of an order of yours then that hit the book and disappeared. if it doesn't then your order was on the book and got hit by someone else.
07:27 KRS-One There have been times irl I wish I had that config file.
07:28 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo whose ?
07:28 BingoBoingo lno *-* WTF is that Dash?
07:29 BingoBoingo Micon though lacks the trust I offered him a year ago.
07:29 mircea_popescu i have no idea what you are sayin
07:29 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Anil Dash. I'm trying to imagine his IRC nicks
07:29 davout mircea_popescu: imma look into that
07:30 davout BingoBoingo: you're drunk aren't you
07:30 BingoBoingo davout: Credibly though.
07:30 mircea_popescu https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg6smPtIYAAgYP8.png:large
07:30 davout i can see drunk people. when i'm not high.
07:31 mircea_popescu lol
07:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 60 @ 0.0055 = 0.33 BTC
07:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.00044503 = 0.2225 BTC [+] {6}
07:31 BingoBoingo Fuck that map. Drunk chicago is a negative. Shit should be carried to Ohio and dumped in the shit river.
07:32 ThickAsThieves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuZudZFmRgw&list=UUAAgMYqyzm_kT2tgI3HPE2A&feature=c4-overview Mark's cat is named Tibane, like the gox co
07:32 ozbot Tibane's new house (first attempt) - YouTube
07:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.0008518 = 0.8518 BTC [+] {4}
07:32 Bugpowder http://www.datafox.co/blog/googles-buying-all-the-robots/
07:32 ozbot Google’s Buying All the Robots… | DataFox
07:32 Bugpowder THat's a lot of acquisitions
07:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00019981 = 0.3996 BTC [+] {6}
07:34 mircea_popescu google has probably the world's best buyouts department.
07:34 mircea_popescu like, historically.
07:34 BingoBoingo Prolly
07:35 BingoBoingo Not mere historically though.
07:35 ThickAsThieves they are building ed-209 i guess
07:35 BingoBoingo Like. DOD regulations are the only pseudo obstacle kind of success.
07:36 Bugpowder This is all it took for MtGox to fold. http://www.mtgoxprotest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/P1030097.jpg
07:36 davout omfg, karpeles makes an apple pie on a porn movie sound track
07:36 davout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ3g6IwrZZg&list=UUAAgMYqyzm_kT2tgI3HPE2A
07:36 Bugpowder Compare to Kiev
07:36 KRS-One haha never saw that one
07:36 Bugpowder Mark's sword was less powerful than expected
07:36 davout the music
07:36 mircea_popescu Bugpowder you got your timeline mixed up there.
07:36 KRS-One is he czech?
07:37 mircea_popescu why do people keep doing this re mtgox, event x at t, event y at t+k, o look, y is all it took for x.
07:37 KRS-One french
07:38 Bugpowder That was a happier time for Tux... The pie had not been eaten
07:38 davout i kinda feel sorry for him
07:39 mircea_popescu sure, fat stupid guy caught in a position that wasn';t for him. it's understandable.
07:39 KRS-One for being one of those nerdy fat kids who wears black all the time, thinks he is a genius and believes he is better than everyone else?
07:39 mircea_popescu we had this mildly retarded chick in highschool, her parents kept pushing her to "achieve".
07:39 Bugpowder It does seem that he knows how to bake a nice pie
07:39 mircea_popescu she spent about 16 hours doing homework each day.
07:40 davout Bugpowder: he's french how would he not
07:40 mircea_popescu eventually ended up an assitant uni teacher. generations of freshmen mocked her bitterly.
07:40 KRS-One a misguided soul
07:40 mircea_popescu never got married, never progressed past assistant position, just...
07:40 mircea_popescu just suffered, basically.
07:40 mircea_popescu sad fate.
07:40 BingoBoingo I had fun fucking mildly retarded (in my estimation) girl who was the a star forward on the HS soccer team.
07:40 davout sad
07:41 KRS-One BingoBoingo: retard fucker
07:41 mircea_popescu coulda been a grocery clerk or a florist or a shoe store saleswoman and been just fine.
07:41 mircea_popescu but no, "gotta achieve".
07:41 BingoBoingo She could suck a dick great
07:41 mircea_popescu i don't think anyone ever offered.
07:41 KRS-One BingoBoingo: oh..well then.
07:41 BingoBoingo KRS-One: Prolly just stupid
07:41 BingoBoingo Could suck a great dick though
07:41 mircea_popescu but one time she was walking backwards and ran into a pole
07:41 mircea_popescu so she turned around and apologized
07:42 davout mircea_popescu: florist sounds good!
07:42 KRS-One BingoBoingo: that matters more.
07:42 mircea_popescu which was the lol for a month.
07:42 KRS-One omg mircea_popescu LOL
07:42 mircea_popescu i think your average guy would rather have been caught in bed with a small boy than with her.
07:42 KRS-One hahahhaa omg you got me laughing
07:43 KRS-One i need..
07:43 KRS-One .bait
07:43 mircea_popescu KRS-One stop laughing at tards, have you no conscience ?
07:43 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9w8cjXFkk1qzn3jqo1_1280.jpg
07:43 KRS-One nope
07:43 mircea_popescu a well.
07:43 KRS-One nah i do have a conscience..its just okay to laugh at life.
07:45 mircea_popescu "Google may have missed skipped social, but they’re bringing together a lot of highly talented teams that are working on:"
07:45 mircea_popescu strategically sound decision.
07:45 mircea_popescu social is worth just about squat.
07:46 ThickAsThieves except they didnt skip social at all
07:46 ThickAsThieves they just failed quickly
07:46 BingoBoingo I still can't believe how disappointing a wee bit of education made Micon
07:46 ThickAsThieves which is just as well
07:46 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves failed quickly, moved on, w/e.
07:47 ThickAsThieves at least they didnt buy twitter or whatever
07:47 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: I dare you to browse Seals ring games
07:47 BingoBoingo So dead.
07:47 ThickAsThieves all energy emitted from Seals and its people has indicated for me to stay away since first contact
07:48 mircea_popescu that bad eh ?
07:48 BingoBoingo They (Micon) rightly called BFL out as a scam
07:48 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Deader than you imagine
07:48 mircea_popescu is poker dead generally or they just stoopid ?
07:49 ThickAsThieves any property worth scooping up in the ashes?
07:49 BingoBoingo Poker is definitely injured
07:50 BingoBoingo The thing I lost to last night could not have been a human player though.
07:50 ThickAsThieves "Google reportedly offered $10 billion for WhatsApp"
07:50 ThickAsThieves bahwell
07:50 mircea_popescu reportedly by whom ?
07:50 ThickAsThieves Furtune
07:50 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: By liver sense
07:50 ThickAsThieves http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2014/02/20/google-whatsapp-10-billion/
07:50 ozbot Google offered to buy WhatsApp for $10 billion - Fortune Tech
07:51 BingoBoingo 11 Months ago I was the only person willing to bet 1 BTC agaisnt Micon on NCAA tournament brackets
07:51 BingoBoingo That was a stupid decision/
07:51 ThickAsThieves "Two separate sources have told me that's how much Google (GOOG) offered to purchase WhatsApp. The bid did not come with promise of a board seat, unlike the Facebook agreement."
07:51 ThickAsThieves his mom and his cat
07:52 ThickAsThieves her*
07:52 ThickAsThieves "Jessi Hempel is a New York-based technology writer for Fortune. She has written extensively about digital media, online advertising and social networking. "
07:52 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves right, two sources have told nobody in particular that things diversely may have been etc.
07:53 BingoBoingo Maybe this is crazy, but a Google board seat is worth more than Facebook board seats
07:53 Bugpowder This guy seems to have a better idea for what is going on with WhatsApp. http://ben-evans.com/benedictevans/2014/1/30/interaction-canvases-and-ecosystems
07:54 ThickAsThieves as in it's more costly for Google to have one more idiot in the ranks than not
07:54 mircea_popescu lol
07:54 mircea_popescu hey guise, have you heard about jpm rebranding ?
07:54 ThickAsThieves only that you mentioned it
07:55 mircea_popescu they're gonna be PopCorn
07:55 mircea_popescu "just turn the heat on and they jump"
07:55 ThickAsThieves "An airy delight!"
07:55 mircea_popescu "I can't believe it's not CDOs"
07:55 nicknode lol
07:56 ThickAsThieves "Buttered up and consumed!"
07:56 mircea_popescu "Once you swap, you can't stop"
07:56 BingoBoingo JPM has exactly one way to rebrand http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/01/23/a-wow-comment-analysis-fest/#fn4-586
07:56 ThickAsThieves "See if you catch one in the mouth!"
07:56 nicknode any news out of asicminer?
07:56 mircea_popescu da fuck is fn4-586
07:57 mircea_popescu nicknode yeah they were bought out by facebook
07:57 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: A footnote.
07:57 mircea_popescu 19bn.
07:57 mircea_popescu a cool.
07:57 nicknode nice, well then this was a good morning then lol
07:57 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: The footnote I point at fiat olds and BTC newbs
07:58 mircea_popescu aha
08:00 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Even Pirates had their black flags which were the sign they were willing to offer quarter.
08:00 BingoBoingo I have no use for the red flag and denial of quarter from reality.
08:02 mircea_popescu fun fact : a roger was shakespeare era term for beggars with pretense of learning.
08:02 mircea_popescu sort-of like forumites, basically.
08:03 ThickAsThieves wife: "Facebook bought WhatsApp for $19b? Suckers, they could've downloaded it for free."
08:03 BingoBoingo A true Ver. There is a population in the US that has an 18 to 36 month window to hedge their existence.
08:08 davout ThickAsThieves: lol
08:08 BingoBoingo Also, "Roger" was a shakespeare era term necessitated by the mere decades of seamanship the english would have to pass the dutch by at that time.
08:08 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves maybe they planned to use it for more than a year.
08:09 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Facebook wanted the people who couldn't afford facebook
08:10 ThickAsThieves prediction: facebook starts buying dating sites
08:12 mircea_popescu nah
08:12 ThickAsThieves ancestry.com then?
08:12 BingoBoingo I though t facebooks revenues came from people not getting laid
08:12 mircea_popescu wasn't matt's gf all ranty against dating sites ?
08:12 ThickAsThieves why these make too much sense?
08:12 mircea_popescu "o snapchat allows teens to fuck all day long i don't care" ?
08:12 nicknode not that much value in not getting laid
08:13 ThickAsThieves who's matt anyway?
08:13 ThickAsThieves mark?
08:13 mircea_popescu nicknode in general the average male would prefer to not get laid and be bossed around than to get laid and have to boss the women around.
08:13 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves whoever hoodie-whats-his-face. zuckerberg
08:13 ThickAsThieves word
08:14 ThickAsThieves bigtime silicon valley ceo's have very small wardrobes
08:14 davout ThickAsThieves: yay, i can be a big time silicon valley ceo
08:15 ThickAsThieves you may choose black turtleneck, tshirt, hoodie, sneakers or 3-piece suit less tie and top button
08:15 mircea_popescu no because nigeria
08:15 davout mircea_popescu: lol fuck you
08:15 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves if i were the [ex] yahoo ceo i'd show up for work in a black and white apron
08:15 ThickAsThieves cuz ur colorblind?
08:15 BingoBoingo I am still wrapping my head around Seals was full last year, but it was still just me versus Micon in March Madness
08:15 davout no cause his place is dirty
08:16 mircea_popescu CAUSE I WOULD BE A WOMAN
08:16 ThickAsThieves you mean that blonde chick?
08:16 ThickAsThieves she got fired?
08:16 mircea_popescu well im covering my bets.
08:16 mircea_popescu maybe she was meanwhile who;s to know
08:16 ThickAsThieves the world conspires with you
08:17 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Hitting mircea for his general ly compromised sight would be like criticizing me for my hearing.
08:17 mircea_popescu someone should make a line of business go-go suits and shear body stockings for women in the boardroom
08:17 ThickAsThieves i dunno, being colorblind cant be that bad
08:18 BingoBoingo I dunno how it can't be. I mean in the pussy you get to see the actual pink.
08:18 ThickAsThieves i have constant tinnitus and i'm ok
08:18 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo dude, my sight is fine. i can shoot sparrows half mile away. it's just i don't see most useless colors.
08:19 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: You let the color blind thing out a while ago but the half inch text very recently. We needed to force the answer.
08:19 mircea_popescu the text thing is for confort tho.
08:20 ThickAsThieves i assume half-inch is an exaggeration
08:20 davout that's what she said
08:20 * ThickAsThieves waits for a "that's what she said"...
08:20 ThickAsThieves dangit!
08:20 davout lmao
08:20 mircea_popescu i can read most stuff people need loupes for with my naked eyes, but that doesn't mean i want to
08:20 mircea_popescu on any sort of continued basis
08:21 BingoBoingo Understandable mircea_popescu. I can barely stand test less dense than 8 pts offers on a screen (unless it is a spectaculary fail screen).
08:23 MisterE when are we gonna test 500 already?!?!
08:23 MisterE been waiting for days
08:23 BingoBoingo MisterE: August?
08:23 ThickAsThieves i'll tell you for 5btc
08:23 MisterE this stability pisses me off
08:23 mircea_popescu why ?!
08:24 MisterE lol I like the swings
08:24 ThickAsThieves cuz gemz
08:24 BingoBoingo MisterE: I can sell you instability for the right price.
08:24 MisterE like craps I guess you try to catch the streaks
08:24 MisterE play a conservative game
08:24 MisterE only pass/ don;t pass bets
08:24 BingoBoingo MisterE: Conservative Game? Are you Rumsfeld in Fallujah?
08:25 MisterE the place the taliban just took back?
08:25 MisterE well not just
08:25 BingoBoingo MisterE: Wrong brown people.
08:26 ThickAsThieves MisterE, $500 will be tested in approx 7 days
08:26 BingoBoingo Oh, I though this was MPEX 0.1 lots
08:27 BingoBoingo $500/BTC has been whipped for quite a while
08:27 ThickAsThieves whipped?
08:27 nicknode ThickAsThieves: what is the relationship between you and havelock? i was under the impression you were more or less the same entity, but apparently not? trying to understand the TaT,havelock,asicminer thinigie posted about in the last day
08:27 MisterE naah 500 is only a NY regulator's announcement away
08:27 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Yeah, like an antiquated piece of farm equiptment that can't even imagine challenging a tractor.
08:27 MisterE wtf is up with Cox anywyas?
08:28 MisterE Iwas away for a couple days
08:28 BingoBoingo nicknode: ThickAsThieves is someone Havelock was fucking.
08:28 BingoBoingo Nao ThickAsThieves has a spine
08:28 BingoBoingo And he dun like to get fucked
08:29 ThickAsThieves lol
08:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19612 @ 0.00086128 = 16.8914 BTC [-]
08:29 ThickAsThieves that doesnt even work in the abstract
08:29 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Some things work better in the real than the abstract.
08:29 ThickAsThieves nicknode, why would you think we're all the same thing?
08:30 mircea_popescu <nicknode> ThickAsThieves: what is the relationship between you and havelock? i was under the impression you were more or less the same entity, but apparently not? <<< see ? this is what you did. now pay for it.
08:30 nicknode tarded lack of research, first impressions blah blag
08:30 ThickAsThieves so research
08:30 nicknode anyway, i kind of thought you were the guy operating havelock. apparently not. but what does the latest news mean?
08:30 ThickAsThieves there's the plain above you, there's the parachute below you
08:31 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Be afraid. This is moar research than most of your PT investors do.
08:31 ThickAsThieves plane*
08:31 ThickAsThieves derp
08:31 KRS-One nicknode: you thought TaT was Havelock? wow
08:31 ThickAsThieves that's a first
08:31 mircea_popescu not afaik, no.
08:31 nicknode well yeah. anyway, care to enlighten me as to the latest developments?
08:31 ThickAsThieves still not as bad as emails i get asking me how to buy AM100
08:32 ThickAsThieves what more is needed to know than what was announced?
08:32 mircea_popescu "First they came for the lawyers, and I didn't say anything because I am not a lawyer. Now everything is awesome."
08:32 nicknode well since my confusion runs pretty thick with regards to the involved entities, i dont get what it means
08:33 ThickAsThieves man you need to articulate
08:33 ThickAsThieves i know you can do it
08:33 nicknode you make a great impression
08:34 ThickAsThieves it means Havelock is running the listed things I will used to have run
08:34 nicknode ahh, confusion clearing slightly
08:34 BingoBoingo Remember when Havelock ran only an S.DICE passthrough
08:34 ThickAsThieves did you read all the words in the announcement?
08:35 BingoBoingo Those days were the best lols
08:35 ThickAsThieves mp, what's that lawyer quote from/for?
08:36 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Oh, it is just standard hebe talk
08:36 nicknode it makes more sense now that I'm disabused for some preconceived notions yes. thank you :)
08:36 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves some twitter guy. you care who ?
08:36 ThickAsThieves i found it, i just cant suss the context
08:36 ThickAsThieves or meaning...
08:37 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo yeah, i remember. those were the days when investors didn't lose btc weekly.
08:37 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well it was that shot period between GLBSE's death and the emergence of the lessers.
08:38 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves you know the "first they came for the tits, but i said nothing because i wasn't a tit, then they came for the cunt, but i said nothing for i wasn;'t a cunt, now i got nowhere to jack off" thing ?
08:38 ThickAsThieves nope
08:38 mircea_popescu jesus.
08:38 BingoBoingo I remember the days when havelock was just TAT on steroids
08:38 mircea_popescu what sort of a jew are you.
08:38 ThickAsThieves dont call me that it's embarassing
08:39 ThickAsThieves a catholic one
08:39 mircea_popescu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came_...
08:39 ozbot First they came ... - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
08:39 BingoBoingo Sweet, funnel cloud!!! How long will I have internet!!!
08:40 ThickAsThieves i wish i was raised jewish, christ
08:40 mircea_popescu sooo.... facebook being cut to ew and neutral across the board.
08:40 BingoBoingo I love tornado weather
08:41 MisterE where do I get the btc-e api key and secret?
08:41 random_cat it's better served cold, bingoboingo
08:41 MisterE oic profile
08:41 ThickAsThieves shoulda bought okcupid
08:42 ThickAsThieves hey i like this first they came thing and now i get it, thx
08:43 BingoBoingo random_cat: Fuku, Imma be wearing this welt for a week nao.
08:44 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i'm shocked you never heard it before. it's really a meme.
08:44 BingoBoingo Like a really old meme
08:45 BingoBoingo Like I am trying to figure out if this is merely impact swelling or floating detached bone
08:46 ThickAsThieves imagine what else i don't know
08:46 ThickAsThieves :)
08:47 BingoBoingo For serious so many ice bitches on my lawn.
08:48 ThickAsThieves http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-price-hits-135-mt-gox-office-move-verification-demand/
08:48 ThickAsThieves must be verified to wd coins too now
08:48 nicknode wow
08:50 ThickAsThieves oh today is the lawsky AMA
08:50 ThickAsThieves the fun shall continue
08:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.07101394 = 4.2608 BTC [+] {11}
08:50 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: When, doesn't look like I'm sleeping
08:51 ThickAsThieves 3.5hrs
08:51 ThickAsThieves time for nap if you try
08:51 Glotarolt hello guys
08:52 ThickAsThieves hi
08:52 Glotarolt who want to sell LTC?
08:52 ThickAsThieves wrong chan
08:52 Glotarolt is this right chanel?
08:52 BingoBoingo Glotarolt: I will sell you 5 LTC at 3 BTC per LTC
08:52 Glotarolt [14:51] <usaoscoin> it unfolded on #bitcoin-assets
08:52 Glotarolt this guy give me this chanel to ask
08:53 ThickAsThieves dunno what to tell ya
08:53 Glotarolt i need big amount like 2-3k LTC
08:53 ThickAsThieves yknow they have exchanges for hat
08:53 ThickAsThieves that*
08:53 Glotarolt NAhhh
08:53 Glotarolt i just have much problem
08:53 ThickAsThieves too hard to scam that wau?
08:53 ThickAsThieves way*
08:53 Glotarolt and i have now my btc
08:53 Glotarolt long story
08:53 ThickAsThieves i bet
08:53 Glotarolt i want to kill someone
08:53 Glotarolt
08:53 CheckDavid Ba hahahahahaa
08:54 ThickAsThieves kill urself?
08:54 random_cat gravity works
08:54 Glotarolt think kill myself?
08:54 Glotarolt NO
08:54 ThickAsThieves oh my mistake
08:54 CheckDavid Glotarolt: I will kill ThickAsThieves for 2 coins.
08:54 ThickAsThieves i figured you were the most convenient victim
08:54 Glotarolt want to kill some Admin
08:54 CheckDavid I'm a professional hitman
08:54 Glotarolt Hahahaha
08:55 CheckDavid World class assassination services
08:55 Glotarolt i just cross here to ask for bloody LTC
08:55 Glotarolt :)
08:55 ThickAsThieves try #altcoin
08:55 Glotarolt think?
08:55 BingoBoingo Glotarolt: If you keep talking like this you might discover just how finite your existence is.
08:55 random_cat i am a professional BOFH
08:55 CheckDavid Easier to scam Ltc than BTC?
08:56 Glotarolt ?
08:56 ThickAsThieves will you pay a 10% premium on market price for the LTCs?
08:56 davout Glotarolt why don't you start your own exchange
08:56 Glotarolt i start soon
08:56 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1642144/plain/)
08:56 davout !b 2
08:56 Glotarolt wait to Gox crash
08:56 Glotarolt :)
08:58 Mallstromm https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FwnuQWZg.jpg&t=537&c=7viZmSe90xbWQQ
08:58 davout Mallstromm: is that a police complaint?
08:58 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 450 @ 0.00213003 = 0.9585 BTC [-]
08:59 Mallstromm that's Warsaw's anticorruption division investigating MtGox Poland
08:59 Mallstromm :D
09:00 davout Mallstromm: i think mtgox's polish bank has more to lose in such an investigation than mtgox itself
09:00 davout because they'll be found to have covered it all up
09:00 Mallstromm davout: that would (partially) explain the absurd 100k x day limit on outgoing transactions?
09:01 davout Mallstromm: i think that the limit is bullshit
09:01 Mallstromm I agree. There's no way you have such limits.
09:01 davout our bank already did bigger wires than that, for *one* wire
09:02 davout you know, not for all the days wire
09:02 Mallstromm And if you have them, you just increase those limits depending on your volume
09:02 BingoBoingo davout: Is there a good way to get fucktons of USD into yout exchange?
09:02 Mallstromm davout: I know and I agree. If you have the money, you can move it. That's how it works and how banks make their money.
09:02 davout BingoBoingo: first question is "can you register?"
09:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 25 @ 0.16230094 = 4.0575 BTC [-]
09:02 davout BingoBoingo: you're murrican right
09:02 davout if so then you can't
09:03 BingoBoingo davout: I dunno.
09:03 Glotarolt He is IDIOT
09:03 davout Mallstromm: exactly, they charge you, that's all
09:03 Mallstromm yeah, being 'murrican kinda sucks. Such freedom, such wealth, such ass-rape :D
09:03 davout wow
09:04 Mallstromm Such NSA. Such guantanamo. Such ban on 'murricans on all BTC exchanges :D
09:04 Mallstromm its really the land of the free
09:04 davout Mallstromm: no, only a couple actually
09:05 BingoBoingo davout: With lead time if necessary I can be dutch.
09:05 Mallstromm davout: anyone willing to run a SERIOUS exchange will probably have to ban most american customers unless they can get MSB license in ALL States. That's kinda unpractical
09:05 davout BingoBoingo: LOL
09:06 davout Mallstromm: that makes no sense, the concept of a MSB exists only in the US, for the purpose of doing business with americans
09:06 BingoBoingo davout: It's true though from my understanding of EU law and ancestery.
09:06 davout BingoBoingo: even i couldn't get dual dutch citizenship
09:06 random_cat south carolina does not require a msb
09:06 davout and i'm fucking born there :)
09:07 Mallstromm davout: there's need to be a dual-citizenship treaty for that and not many countries have such treaties
09:07 Mallstromm davout: the fact is that if you ban 'murricans you avoid a lot of hassle
09:07 equex usa demands you give up one
09:07 davout Mallstromm: france and the netherlands had this retarded kid
09:07 davout and called it belgium
09:07 equex the us one
09:07 BingoBoingo davout: I guess either I won the grandpa lottery or the civil service there is too fucked to follow the law.
09:08 Mallstromm davoutMallstromm: france and the netherlands had this retarded kid -> THAT MADE ME LOL :D
09:09 BingoBoingo davout: All the better. My ancestors are Flemish
09:11 Bugpowder Mallstromm: Why is an MSB license impractical. You are thinking that MtGox level dipshites are going to be running the serious exchanges from now on? Major VC money is moving into the space, and US people will have liquidity access within their brokerage account by EOY.
09:11 davout Bugpowder: what exactly do you call major VC money?
09:11 davout coinbase's 25m?
09:11 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker --market mtgox
09:11 Mallstromm I don't see major VC money
09:11 Mallstromm I see peanuts
09:11 Bugpowder that's just a start
09:11 Mallstromm a few VC's gambling with play money
09:11 Mallstromm that's all
09:11 kakobrekla >15:35 A new protester has joined and is not happy.
09:11 kakobrekla omg this is hilarious
09:12 Bugpowder just keep thinking like the 2012-2013 paradigm will persist this year and next...
09:12 davout Bugpowder: what's the 2012-2013 paradigm?
09:12 ThickAsThieves that bitcoin is a nerdfadponziscam
09:12 Bugpowder Shitty companies, shitty liquidity and nobody paying attention.
09:13 BingoBoingo VC's gambling sounds right.
09:13 Bugpowder That's what VCs do
09:13 ThickAsThieves bug, what's your outlook for next ATH?
09:13 Bugpowder $4000
09:13 Bugpowder next to
09:13 ThickAsThieves timewise
09:14 Bugpowder top
09:14 Bugpowder EOY
09:14 Bugpowder but that's just based on growth curves
09:14 BingoBoingo If Goldman or JP Morgan wants to get in this sector I am their hebe.
09:14 ThickAsThieves i had $3400 in July
09:14 Bugpowder could be that soon
09:14 davout i think end 2014 be like end 2014, beginning of the next bubble
09:14 davout end 2012
09:14 davout dammit
09:15 davout bottom this spring
09:15 BingoBoingo end of 2012 was a low.
09:15 ThickAsThieves well if all the traders with money agree, it will be so!
09:15 Bugpowder We have seen the same pattern 3-4 times now
09:15 davout yeah, which means it started going back up from there :-)
09:15 ThickAsThieves i think bottom is this month actually
09:15 davout ThickAsThieves:
09:15 davout no
09:15 davout dun think so
09:15 AndrewWhatsUpppp expecting 111
09:15 ThickAsThieves no, davout?
09:15 Bugpowder we are going to need mainstream buy-in to support the next price level.
09:16 davout ThickAsThieves: i remember when we hit $2 after seeing $32
09:16 Bugpowder people like hblodget need to get their head out of their ass and buy some coins.
09:16 Bugpowder davout: That's when I entered. Wired the money the day it hit $2.
09:16 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 134.4, Best ask: 134.49, Bid-ask spread: 0.09000, Last trade: 134.49, 24 hour volume: 75018.53888080, 24 hour low: 132.13, 24 hour high: 276.24152, 24 hour vwap: 189.9134
09:16 Bugpowder I wonder what the price will be when Krugman capitulates.
09:17 BingoBoingo I regret not buying at those 2 dollars.
09:17 ThickAsThieves latest gribble response ever?
09:17 davout glorious days
09:18 Bugpowder I'll define major VC money to == enough money so that becoming an MSB in all 50 states is no big deal for multiple competing liquidity providers.
09:18 ThickAsThieves i still think we have til ides of March at best to buy at bottom, got chart that sensibly disagrees?
09:20 KRS-One Ahh the ides of March. That is when we move.
09:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.47799999 = 2.39 BTC [+] {3}
09:27 mircea_popescu Mallstromm sooo... who are you ?
09:30 Mallstromm mircea_popescu: an ex-securitate agent now looking into illicit business
09:31 BingoBoingo Mallstromm: You ever have a clearance?
09:31 mircea_popescu how clever.
09:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25900 @ 0.00086282 = 22.347 BTC [+] {2}
09:31 Mallstromm :D
09:32 mircea_popescu so typical twennysomething boi with too much too prove ?
09:32 BingoBoingo Mallstromm: Are you elligible for the TS/SCI job fairs?
09:32 Mallstromm mircea_popescu: unfortunately not so young
09:32 mircea_popescu well time cures all.
09:33 Mallstromm BingoBoingo: of course, my background is perfect to grant me a position in any three letter agency
09:34 BingoBoingo Mallstromm: Congrats. I passed that chance up and my brain grew into a need for lamotrigine.
09:34 Mallstromm now just cooperating with SELEC (http://www.secicenter.org/)
09:35 mircea_popescu lmao why's the casa poporului there
09:35 BingoBoingo lol
09:36 mircea_popescu "BRUSSELS, January 21st, 2014", here's a picture of some building from romania.
09:36 Mallstromm :D
09:36 Mallstromm SELEC is run by the FBI (no joke). You know how amateurish these 'murricans guys are
09:37 mircea_popescu http://www.secicenter.org/m271/Careers cute.
09:37 ozbot SELEC Web Site
09:39 Mallstromm well, you get paid in USD. :)
09:40 BingoBoingo Mallstromm: Who does?
09:40 Mallstromm Selec workers
09:41 mircea_popescu o this is the seci thing
09:41 mircea_popescu jesus what's with the constant rebranding.
09:42 Mallstromm yes, its the SECI thing
09:43 Mallstromm SECI is the old naming, SELEC is the new one
09:43 mircea_popescu did it step in some paintcan or something ?
09:43 Mallstromm still the official proxy of US three-letter-agencies in Eastern Europe
09:44 mircea_popescu well cool.
09:44 Mallstromm well, now we can stop joking :) sorry to interrupt you guys... But you was the one asking, Mircea
09:45 mircea_popescu so wait, you aren't an ex securitate agent with a job in teh ex seci now secl?
09:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 182 @ 0.00085499 = 0.1556 BTC [+]
09:49 ThickAsThieves cointerra delivers http://imgur.com/a/4W2ik
09:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50999996 BTC [+]
09:49 Mallstromm empty boxes?
09:50 ThickAsThieves mtgoxes
09:50 mircea_popescu hahaha
09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.07299999 = 1.241 BTC [+] {2}
09:51 mircea_popescu haven't i seen those three fan things before ?
09:51 mircea_popescu Created 15 hours ago 5 views << wow.
09:52 mircea_popescu nobody cares, srsly ?
09:52 BingoBoingo Shit
09:52 ThickAsThieves i only found it incidentally
09:53 ThickAsThieves Korbman posted it
09:53 BingoBoingo ;;tslb
09:53 gribble Time since last block: 20 minutes and 45 seconds
09:54 ThickAsThieves ;;estimate
09:54 gribble Next difficulty estimate | 3786669022.0 based on data since last change | 3995924804.52 based on data for last three days
09:54 ThickAsThieves ;;bcstats
09:54 gribble Current Blocks: 286894 | Current Difficulty: 3.1295731745222874E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 288287 | Next Difficulty In: 1393 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 0 days, 19 hours, 49 minutes, and 12 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 3786669022.0 | Estimated Percent Change: 20.99634
09:54 BingoBoingo I have such a solid knot on my forehead. Fuck hail
09:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54550 @ 0.0008639 = 47.1257 BTC [+] {2}
09:57 ThickAsThieves ouch
09:57 ThickAsThieves maybe you are becoming a full bronie
09:57 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: I still have like two drinks left in this fifth.
09:58 ThickAsThieves i know i said it already, but i fukn love this fever-tree ginger beer as a mixer
09:59 ThickAsThieves makes your lips burn with joy
10:00 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Right nao I'm doing 50/50 instant coffee and vodka
10:00 Mallstromm ThichkAsThieves: wonderful. Did you try the moscow mule with it? Fever-tree ginger beet + lime + vodka
10:00 ThickAsThieves i add grapefruit juice too
10:01 Mallstromm I prefer the original "moscow mule" with only vodka and some drops of natural lime juice
10:01 Mallstromm grapefruit juice is too 'murrican for my taste :D
10:01 BingoBoingo Grapefruit is healthy except for that part where it inhibits all of the good liver enzymes.
10:01 ThickAsThieves hehe, too grapefruity for most people's taste i bet
10:02 ThickAsThieves my wife thinks i prefer the most gross stuff
10:02 ThickAsThieves hops, ginger, etc
10:02 BingoBoingo Grapefruit tastes good enough.
10:02 mircea_popescu tampons ?
10:02 BingoBoingo Grapre fruit just leaves you vulerable to every poison ever.
10:03 Mallstromm ThickAsThieves: i hope she's just speaking about food/beverages and not other kind of philias
10:03 ThickAsThieves so it gets you higher, big deal
10:03 ThickAsThieves :)
10:03 ThickAsThieves well i do also like twister japanese horror
10:03 ThickAsThieves twisted*
10:03 asciilifeform from the circus: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562647/NSA-worker-beat-3-year-old-adopted-son-death-tells-police-hadnt-bonded-boy.html
10:03 kakobrekla wait, instant coffee and vodka in same cup??
10:04 kakobrekla i think id rather drink petrol
10:04 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Yeah, for justice
10:04 ThickAsThieves probly taste similar
10:04 Mallstromm kakobrekla: i hope he was joking, that's beyong gross
10:04 mircea_popescu <kakobrekla> i think id rather drink petrol << in moscow they do.
10:04 kakobrekla i dunno, he does have balls.
10:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know what daily mail is right ?
10:05 mircea_popescu sort-of like business insider with better creative writing.
10:05 kakobrekla mircea_popescu and survive?
10:05 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: of course.
10:05 mircea_popescu sure. they're survival champs.
10:05 asciilifeform i can't wait for the tabloids to 'nsa ufos!1!!'
10:05 Mallstromm well, if they survive winter in Novosibirsk they can survive anything
10:06 kakobrekla here, bomb.
10:06 Mallstromm in fact i wouldn't know how to survive a winter in Novosibirsk without drinking petrol
10:06 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so is the guy in custody ?
10:06 BingoBoingo Fuck UFO's. Shit s boring. Fucking clouds attacked me today.
10:07 asciilifeform http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/damascus-man-charged-with-killing-his-three-year-old-adopted-son/2014/02/18/4cc02e2a-98a4-11e3-9616-d367fa6ea99b_story.html
10:07 ozbot Damascus man charged in death his 3-year-old adopted son - The Washington Post
10:07 asciilifeform possibly.
10:08 mircea_popescu "he is being held without bond."
10:08 mircea_popescu they just added that lol.
10:08 mircea_popescu no capital or anything.
10:08 asciilifeform http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/college-park-shady-grove-campuses-affected-by-university-of-maryland-security-breach/2014/02/19/ce438108-99bd-11e3-80ac-63a8ba7f7942_story.html
10:08 ozbot University of Maryland computer security breach exposes 300,000 records - The Washington Post
10:08 asciilifeform haha and there's the tortoise
10:08 BingoBoingo Fucking terps
10:08 BingoBoingo Herp Turp
10:08 asciilifeform notice the dirt?
10:08 asciilifeform it's from the 'sacrifices.'
10:10 BingoBoingo So... concussion first aid. Is sleep good or bad?
10:10 BingoBoingo If the patient is plastered.
10:10 mircea_popescu it's fine.
10:11 BingoBoingo Fuck spinny ice wind thingies.
10:11 asciilifeform http://umd.edu/datasecurity/
10:11 ozbot The University of Maryland :: A Public Research University Advancing our State and the World
10:11 asciilifeform (mtgox style turdletter)
10:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 25 @ 0.06300337 = 1.5751 BTC [-] {4}
10:12 Mallstromm LOOOOL Mircea, what about that picture on your Twitter account? The one in which you are wearing an open shirt, showing to the world your beautiful chest?
10:12 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Universities have done worse. When I was at Mizzou their research reactor had a security breach.
10:12 Mallstromm :D
10:12 Mallstromm https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu
10:12 ozbot Mircea Popescu (Mircea_Popescu) on Twitter
10:12 Mallstromm its hilarious man
10:12 mircea_popescu hallo yes i am mircea popescu.
10:12 mircea_popescu wtf.
10:12 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Largest research reactor in the US
10:13 BingoBoingo Mallstromm: WHat is wrong with a dude showing some chest if he gets the pussy?
10:14 Mallstromm "if he gets the pussy"
10:14 Mallstromm :D
10:14 mircea_popescu srsly, topless guys are a big deal nao ?
10:14 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Maybe he doesn't ask or tell?
10:14 mircea_popescu i fucking live in this world where women go about nude in teh park. i guess it'd be an ivory... tower ?
10:15 Mallstromm well, you know, in some parts of the world taking a walk in the center of a city in top-less is quite awkward
10:15 mircea_popescu in and of itself, awkward ?
10:15 mircea_popescu some stupid bitch could be awkward at it, sure.
10:15 Mallstromm :D
10:15 BingoBoingo Mallstromm: You don't look like Mark Karpales do you?
10:15 mircea_popescu the point of training is that she's not awkward.
10:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1203 @ 0.00019706 = 0.2371 BTC [-] {5}
10:16 asciilifeform re: nsa chief: i wonder if the prosecutor knows that prosecutors 'could also have problems'
10:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i'll bet yo uthat particular prosecutor does not care.
10:17 asciilifeform that's more or less the whole interesting part of the picture.
10:17 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Interesting is Mizzou reactor breach merely needed a cab and not a prosecutor.
10:18 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: ?
10:19 BingoBoingo So... I am fairly certain that in this channel I have made comments that limit the set of people who could be me to 1. But Meta-NSA is a myth.
10:20 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: worry after i'm impaled.
10:20 BingoBoingo Fucking storm raid sirens again.
10:21 mircea_popescu should we start a deadpool ?
10:21 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I'm just surprised the bore of an M16 is so small like a ruger plinking rifle.
10:21 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: not like this is a national secret
10:21 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: in most of the u.s. you can walk into a store and buy the damn thing and try it for yourself
10:22 asciilifeform what's funny is that the ussr slavishly copied the 'tiny bullet' school of thought in '74
10:22 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: No, but... At least the Moissin-Nagant through the M-14 had the virtue of not being bored in squirrel caliber.
10:22 asciilifeform they taught soldiers marksmanship in those days
10:23 BingoBoingo And engagement at distance.
10:24 asciilifeform the modern school of thought, i believe, is 'wound, don't kill, the enemy and tie up three men'
10:24 asciilifeform (actual experts are invited to comment)
10:24 mircea_popescu at least in guerilla warfare, definitely.
10:24 BingoBoingo I'd believe that.
10:24 Mats_cd03 556 is godly
10:25 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you ever read the old trilema article re the la bank robbers ?
10:25 BingoBoingo Wierdest thing I've known is the Yugo SKS. Soviet bullet, Nato grenade launcher
10:25 Mats_cd03 twice the combat load due yo half the weight of a 763 round
10:25 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the one with the armour?
10:25 Mats_cd03 762 dat is
10:26 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the one observing that their strategy was correct, in that the pensions and hi of the cops they shot make it unworthwhile for the cops to show up next time.
10:26 mircea_popescu (yeah, same one).
10:26 asciilifeform they showed up on account of being biorobots.
10:27 mircea_popescu they still cost the taxpayer.
10:27 asciilifeform ('meat puppets' in the english-speaking world?)
10:28 CiPi Apple has startet again to accept bitcoin apps, alot of markets accepting bitcoin...ATM`s open is USA with btc...why the price is not rising and is falling?
10:28 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: The right armour beats the wrong bullets?
10:28 BingoBoingo Like in North Hollywood?
10:28 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2011/strategii-in-lupta-antisociala/
10:28 ozbot Strategii in lupta antisociala pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
10:28 mircea_popescu Strategia corecta, in sensul ca perfecta, este sa mergi si sa jefuiesti banca. Daca nu apare politia, foarte bine, mergi in treaba ta. Daca insa apare politia, macelaresti civilii. Si anume, pe toti. Fara ezitari, fara mila, cu toata atentia pentru optimizarea carnajului in sensul extensiunii. Doua-trei sute de persoane minim, intr-o zona cit de cit centrala (ca doara nu jefuiesti banci la periferie acuma).
10:28 mircea_popescu Sigur, dupa aia cel mai probabil vei muri. Ei, si ? Conteaza mai putin asta, daca te gindesti ca a) de murit oricum mori si respectiv b) odata ce politistii stiu ca daca vin vor muri sute de civili iar daca stau acasa nu va muri nimeni ei nu mai au de fapt o alegere la dispozitie. Pur si simplu, nu le va da nimeni voie sa se apropie de locul jafului, ca trei sute de morti ori doua milioane bucata pe asigurari vine juma
10:28 mircea_popescu ’ de miliard, iara tu nu poti fura mai mult de citeva milioane in cash, dat fiind ca n-ai cum ii duce. De fapt exact asa s-a ajuns si la regula ca-ti da bancherul oriciti bani si te lasa sa pleci, singura victorie a oamenilor antisociali in raport cu societatea din istoria moderna.
10:29 Mats_cd03 what was that about pastebin
10:29 mircea_popescu the correct strategy, which is to say the perfect strategy, is to go rob a bank. if no police shows up, good. if they do, butcher the civillians. which is to say, all ofthem. no mercy, no hesitation, optimize the carnage as to extension.
10:30 mircea_popescu of course, you will likely die for it. so what ? hardly worth the menton this, if you think that a) you'll die anyway and b) once the police admin knows that sending the police means hundreds dead or wounded and if not sending the police means nothing they no longer have a choice.
10:31 mircea_popescu pure and simple, they won't be even allowed to come near a place where someone's robbing a bank. because 300 hit at 3mn a piece is a billion, and nobody can afford to waste a billion to cover for whatever coupla million in bills you can possibly carry.
10:31 mircea_popescu that's basically the principle there, works in all confrontations exactly the same.
10:32 BingoBoingo Oh, robbing banks, the only way to do it wrong has to be carrying a sadwich, taking the money and walking briskly.
10:32 mircea_popescu simple matter of cost optimisation, the well known weakness of the weak.
10:32 mircea_popescu he who values his life has no future.
10:33 BingoBoingo Funny story. After my allegedly disorderly conduct and old acquaintance from way back tried robbing a bank with a sandwhich.
10:33 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 3 lines man, cmon.
10:34 BingoBoingo His bank robbery case is resolved, my disroderly conduct misdemeanor is still pending
10:34 BingoBoingo On those mispelling it seems like bedtime.
10:34 mircea_popescu obviously they wanted his sandwich
10:35 BingoBoingo Of course.
10:35 BingoBoingo As luck would have it for him he went into lockup as I fronted the local paper. He told the people in his pad "I know that dude"
10:36 BingoBoingo No one messed with him, that he will talk about when he isn't hammered enough to bring out the trauma.
10:38 BingoBoingo If only newspapers respected the sacred bounds of the word allegedly.
10:39 BingoBoingo Done right, that could have been a bigger 1-2 social media coup than Y-Combinator could have imagined.
10:39 BingoBoingo I only have to assume Paul Graham doesn't know how to pay me.
10:40 mircea_popescu you got a graham fixation or somfin' ?
10:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07299999 = 0.219 BTC [+]
10:41 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Nah, but he makes it clear he is the money slut. I just turned 28. Going off of the lifespoans of most of my close relatives I've only got 22 years left at most.
10:42 BingoBoingo I'm not giving up, so he is going to have to learn to pay the piper.
10:42 mircea_popescu guy is what, 60 ? give him a break.
10:43 mircea_popescu you're like some chick indignant that rms won't wash for her.
10:43 mircea_popescu "but i'm 28! and my tits are really nice!!1"
10:45 BingoBoingo lol, fair enough. Maybe it is 'Murica, but in my ancestry lives past 50 years of age seem to be... rather uncommon.
10:46 BingoBoingo I'll be back. Imma try to sleep while the storm raid sirens are STFU.
10:53 pankkake perhaps they didn't eat paleo
11:01 nubbins` hi
11:01 mircea_popescu hey
11:02 mike_c BingoBoingo: last sale was to me, so you don't have *all* the orders on x-bt :)
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11:26 Mallstromm Withdrawals not working on Bitstamp
11:26 Mallstromm http://www.dumpt.com/img/viewer.php?file=c5n76shw9wspczpdmnge.jpg
11:26 Mallstromm sweet stuff
11:26 kakobrekla THE COMPUTER SAYS NO
11:27 Mallstromm https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=476614.0
11:27 ozbot Anyone else got bitstamp btc withdrawal problems?
11:27 mike_c what an infuriating error message
11:30 kakobrekla no dude
11:30 kakobrekla "Bitstamp. How an exchange should be run. "
11:30 kakobrekla DONT YA KNOW?!
11:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07002301 = 0.14 BTC [-]
11:31 mike_c best in the business. it's like being the best spammer or something.
11:34 kakobrekla lel
11:34 nubbins` ** ATTENTION ** As per our terms of service, we only service Canadian Citizens. If you deposit BTC, you will **NOT** be able to withdraw them until you are level 1 Verified or higher. Failure to get level 1 verified or higher will result in the **FORFEITURE OF YOUR COINS**!!!
11:34 nubbins` ^ cavirtex
11:34 nubbins` as a canadian citizen, i eagerly await my servicing
11:35 nubbins` my body is ready
11:35 Bugpowder This is probably the first time Mark K has bitten off more than he could chew.
11:35 mircea_popescu wait, forfeiture of coins ?
11:36 mircea_popescu you mean people don't have the god given right to send bitcoin to any address for any purpose they themselves established ?
11:36 kakobrekla he did that the first time he installed bitcoind Bugpowder
11:37 nubbins` oh, they have the right
11:37 nubbins` they just don't have the right to get their coins returned to them
11:37 Bugpowder <cough> Incoming Bitcoin that doesn't exactly match a quoted sum will be simply kept, reported as profits and distributed to MPEx shareholders.
11:38 kakobrekla yeah but we all know he is just crazy.
11:42 mjr_ hi all
11:42 nubbins` hi
11:42 mjr_ whats new in the world?
11:42 nubbins` trying to build eulora, gonna grind up some beef soon
11:42 Apocalyptic .d
11:42 ozbot 3129573174.52229 | Next Diff in 1383 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.8444% in 7d 16h 45m 14s
11:42 mjr_ nice
11:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.16230094 = 1.2984 BTC [-]
11:45 mjr_ ah...gox is getting to be pretty annoying
11:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7100 @ 0.00086638 = 6.1513 BTC [+]
11:53 dexX7_ woah x_X my test withdrawal from kraken to fidor bank via sepa did not even take one hour
11:55 nubbins` :o
11:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0645 = 0.129 BTC [+]
11:59 mircea_popescu nubbins` a yes lemme know
11:59 mircea_popescu dexX7_ wd.
11:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.90663431 BTC to 2`373 shares, 80347 satoshi per share
11:59 mircea_popescu sepa is normally like that. provided, you know, the exchange actually sends it.
12:00 davout hey mjr_
12:00 mjr_ what up
12:00 jurov depends, sepa can arrive next day
12:00 mjr_ how are you doing?
12:01 AndrewWhatsUpppp sepa is a month+ last i heard
12:02 ThickAsThieves Spanish banking group BBVA acquires Simple for $117 million in cash
12:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.16230094 = 0.8115 BTC [-]
12:03 jurov AndrewWhatsUpppp that's mtgox exclusive feature
12:04 AndrewWhatsUpppp haha
12:04 AndrewWhatsUpppp true. realSEPA (lol) is 1-2 business days yes
12:04 mircea_popescu AndrewWhatsUpppp congratulations on being bought out for 190 billion.
12:04 AndrewWhatsUpppp especially if your whole country has adopted the IBAN standard
12:05 TwinWinNerD If the bank actually sends out the SEPA it is there within hours. But banking...
12:05 ThickAsThieves http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/02/20/doug-kass-doubles-down-on-tesla-short/
12:05 ozbot Doug Kass Doubles Down on Tesla Short - MoneyBeat - WSJ
12:06 mircea_popescu that's not going to end well.
12:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.0004458 = 0.2229 BTC [+] {4}
12:08 Bugpowder Trading 101 - How to dollar-cost average a short: Don’t.
12:09 mircea_popescu at least he's a qualified investor.
12:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.063 = 0.315 BTC [-] {2}
12:13 mike_c dollar-cost average is my second favorite "finance" term after head-and-shoulders.
12:14 mircea_popescu i always wonder why it's not tit and elbow.
12:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 363 @ 0.0055 = 1.9965 BTC
12:22 nubbins` mircea_popescu: not too crucial, but i don't think the new src actually does come with instructions
12:23 mircea_popescu what's missing ?
12:23 nubbins` instructions :D
12:24 mircea_popescu you're not helping me :p
12:24 nubbins` haha.
12:24 nubbins` your post mentioned something about the source including instructions for building the client
12:24 mircea_popescu well yes.
12:24 mircea_popescu jamfiles etc
12:25 nubbins` ah, aha. yes, sure
12:25 nubbins` i suppose that's a form of instruction
12:25 nubbins` i was searching for a README or something
12:25 mircea_popescu but you know, i dunno what you want/need unless you say
12:25 mircea_popescu o
12:25 nubbins` altho TBF if you can't figure out how to use jam, instructions are going to be of minimal help
12:25 mircea_popescu theres an automake or somesuch script i think
12:25 nubbins` nod
12:26 nubbins` ran into the same issues as before, likely related to apple's bundling their own fork of LLVM
12:27 mircea_popescu as in it won't make or won't compile at all ?
12:27 ThickAsThieves lawsky AMA open for questions http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ygcil/as_requested_im_ben_lawsky_superintendent_of_the/
12:27 nubbins` lots of compile errors. i think i'm gonna try to install it via macports
12:28 nubbins` need to do some more reading but IIRC macports lets you specify one of many versions of gcc
12:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.16230094 = 1.623 BTC [-]
12:34 ThickAsThieves https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg7rS1gIEAA9jB6.jpg:large
12:35 ThickAsThieves is that a fingerprint scanner on his kb?
12:36 ThickAsThieves what shitty desk setup
12:36 ThickAsThieves where do his legs go
12:36 mircea_popescu why the fuck does he have a gamebox
12:36 mircea_popescu or wtf lame console i don't even know is that ?
12:36 ThickAsThieves supernintendo lawsky meme
12:36 ThickAsThieves he's into it
12:37 mircea_popescu jesus.
12:37 mircea_popescu desk too low, that thing actually looks like he's moved into his master's house as a junior slavegirl and they didn't have a spare room so he got the closet.
12:38 mircea_popescu at least he got a blue shirt so should be ok.
12:38 mircea_popescu that's finance, right ?
12:38 nubbins` confirmed, his knees don't go under that keyboard tray
12:39 ThickAsThieves blue shirt red tie, horrible
12:39 nubbins` his back must hurt all the time
12:39 ThickAsThieves and look how low his monitors are
12:39 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves it's a power tie. it's what real high power business execs do.
12:39 ThickAsThieves hunch all day
12:39 mircea_popescu if it's 2006.
12:39 mircea_popescu i don't get these people with the top of monitor alligned to nostril arrangements.
12:39 ThickAsThieves we're so lame
12:40 nubbins` http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-95jJQwpsuhk/TxAqf84m62I/AAAAAAAABtI/xoZX_-7nANo/s1600/-9.jpg
12:40 ThickAsThieves lol
12:40 mircea_popescu here i am harranguing you people about letters too smal
12:40 nubbins` blue shirt red tie
12:40 ThickAsThieves is that gay will smith?
12:40 mircea_popescu and meanwhile the ny bureaucracy is stuck nosedripping past the screen
12:41 ThickAsThieves anyone have any good questions for him?
12:41 mircea_popescu nubbins` the shoes are the most worrisome.
12:41 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i want to know why is his desk so low.
12:41 mircea_popescu isn't he uncomfortable there ?
12:41 nubbins` "shoes"
12:42 nubbins` that's like calling a condom a pair of pants
12:43 pLambert see, he never actually uses the computer, he has another desk to his right
12:43 mircea_popescu sarcasm is the highest form of internetwit.
12:43 mircea_popescu pLambert so your theory is basically scamcomputerdesk ?
12:43 pLambert more that the computer is there for show
12:43 mircea_popescu right.
12:44 mircea_popescu ken lansky.
12:44 ThickAsThieves aww i can only post every 8min
12:44 ThickAsThieves lame
12:44 mircea_popescu how 8 ?!
12:44 ThickAsThieves or 10 or whatever
12:44 mircea_popescu you gotta mine a reddit block ?
12:44 ThickAsThieves "you are doing that too much. try again in 8 minutes."
12:45 ThickAsThieves i did ask "Would you agree that money laundering is now impossible to stop due to inter-cryptocurrency exchanges and a global market outside of the US?"
12:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.07002201 = 0.4902 BTC [-] {3}
12:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.063 = 0.63 BTC [-]
12:45 mircea_popescu such a pointless question.
12:46 ThickAsThieves couldnt think of anything i actually wanted to know from him
12:46 mircea_popescu ask some chick you met in a bar if she'd agree she's never going to get satisfactorily laid ever again in her life.
12:46 ThickAsThieves well
12:46 nubbins` 9/10 would say "i agree"
12:46 ThickAsThieves it's more putting the topic on the table to see what he says
12:46 nubbins` the other 1 in ten have heard of me
12:47 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves bad medium for that approach. i can afford it with noobs here cause they're stuck with me. amas tho...
12:47 ThickAsThieves well the first reply shows it
12:48 ThickAsThieves "there is no evidence that money-launderers , South American Drug Barrons or international terrorist have , of have any intention of EVER using Bitcoin ( The transaction logs on the blockchain will render them traceable ) So they will stick with the good old fashioned Dollar ( latest estimates is that there is over 1.5trillion Dollars involved world-wide ) any comments Ben ?"
12:48 mircea_popescu tbh i kinda like the guy. i mean he looks uncomfortable as all hell and plenty clueless,
12:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02230888 = 0.1115 BTC [-] {4}
12:48 mircea_popescu but otherwise i suspect he means well.
12:48 ThickAsThieves i like him too
12:48 ThickAsThieves i think he likes bitcoin much more than he'll let on
12:49 mircea_popescu not much of a criterion, that.
12:49 mircea_popescu so far bitcoin's been helped more by people that hated it
12:49 mircea_popescu than by those loving it.
12:49 Mats_cd03 i think its relatively easy to launder bitcoin
12:49 ThickAsThieves well this is a guy that has an arsenal of red tape and idiocy at his disposal
12:49 nubbins` mircea_popescu, do you know if i should be using a specific snapshot of crystalspace-2.1? http://crystalspace3d.org/cvs-snapshots/zip/
12:50 Mats_cd03 certainly not trillions but i could see hundreds of millions being feasible
12:50 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 how exactly do you put the limit ?
12:50 mircea_popescu if i can launder a dime i can launder a quadrillion.
12:50 Mats_cd03 i dont, its arbitrary
12:50 nubbins` latest stable is 2.0, but ./configure checks for >= 2.1
12:50 mircea_popescu just rotate it.
12:51 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker --market mtgox
12:51 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 122.0, Best ask: 123.6, Bid-ask spread: 1.60000, Last trade: 121.0, 24 hour volume: 85791.15253635, 24 hour low: 120.69, 24 hour high: 276.24152, 24 hour vwap: 178.66003
12:52 mircea_popescu nubbins` you know the thing is in the first bundle
12:52 nubbins` aha!
12:52 nubbins` ty
12:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 50 @ 0.0055 = 0.275 BTC
12:52 mircea_popescu mp mp.
12:53 ThickAsThieves lawsky: "I think new, careful regulations, especially related to preventing money laundering, will make banks more comfortable with Bitcoin-related activity over time."
12:53 nubbins` mircea popescu magic points
12:53 ThickAsThieves asnwering a diff q
12:53 mircea_popescu my pleasure
12:53 nubbins` i know ;(
12:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0625 = 0.125 BTC [-]
12:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.07005 = 1.4711 BTC [+] {2}
12:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.07000024 = 1.4 BTC [-]
12:58 benkay mircea_popescu: method of currency my sides
12:58 benkay exponential growth; logarithmic leaps!
12:59 mircea_popescu waitwut
13:00 jcpham goxfail is an interesting dynamic to follow
13:01 jcpham either masterful manipulation of throngs of users who expect insolvency
13:01 jcpham i can't tell which yet
13:01 nubbins` yeh, interesting times
13:02 Mats_cd03 time to buy more btc
13:02 nubbins` people buy btc?
13:02 jcpham very interesting to see if it stops and where
13:02 ThickAsThieves how is it masterful?
13:02 ThickAsThieves things that are obvious are not genius or masterful
13:02 jcpham i've always thought it was gox
13:02 ThickAsThieves mostly just criminal in this case
13:02 jcpham and it isn't obviously mtgox doing it is it?
13:03 ThickAsThieves it is
13:03 jcpham proof because i just speculate it
13:03 jcpham i always have though
13:03 mircea_popescu that's ok, jcpham just has this insane british passion of arguing for the dead underdog.
13:03 mircea_popescu it usually fucks him in the ass, but he keeps a stiff upper buttlip and limps on.
13:04 jcpham unless you guys know of some specific citable proof that mtgox internally is doing this
13:05 jcpham i still say masterful manipulation on mtgox's part for not being proven to do it yet
13:05 jcpham txn volume alone
13:05 mircea_popescu derp.
13:05 ThickAsThieves occam was never one to smack proof over the head
13:05 jcpham not the razor!
13:05 mircea_popescu you know who else isn't proven to be "doing it" yet ?
13:05 mircea_popescu gbbg or w/e it was called, that thing.
13:05 mircea_popescu bggb
13:05 mircea_popescu something.
13:06 ThickAsThieves bel biv devoe?
13:06 mircea_popescu some dumbass forum "security"
13:06 mircea_popescu but when you're done with the derp and are actually ready to look the proof over, try for instance https://twitter.com/krtek_net/status/436492419811405824
13:07 mircea_popescu i dunno how clearer than "we're only executing sell orders if they're over XXX arbitrary value" you can get.
13:08 ThickAsThieves and this http://i.imgur.com/qLYhzR3.jpg
13:09 ThickAsThieves we know it wasnt Namworld selling all dem coins
13:10 nubbins` haha
13:10 nubbins` nice graph
13:11 Bugpowder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_U4a8YoB9w
13:11 ozbot Apocalypse Now - Intro (HD) - YouTube
13:11 mircea_popescu trilema is now using 3mB/s
13:11 mircea_popescu what the fuck people ;/
13:12 nubbins` your popeuloraty is rising
13:12 nubbins` (swidt?)
13:12 mircea_popescu lol popehatness.
13:13 mircea_popescu i gotta say, ancient wordpress is superbly solid software.
13:13 mircea_popescu that's a modest server really spitting out all that shit.
13:14 ThickAsThieves gox gonna break 100
13:14 Bugpowder yep
13:14 Mallstromm double digits here we come
13:14 Bugpowder makes no sense to me
13:15 Bugpowder you aren't getting your dollars out either
13:15 ThickAsThieves you assume it
13:15 Bugpowder why not have 5x the value
13:15 ThickAsThieves s not mostly gox
13:15 nubbins` lelling at the goxbtc-for-realbtc trade in -otc these days
13:15 mircea_popescu Bugpowder might as well enjoy the trading.
13:15 mircea_popescu nubbins` is it going well ?
13:15 nubbins` we won't know until later
13:15 nubbins` rather, it's going well, we're just not sure who it's going well for
13:15 dexX7_ almost 3k traded today on bitcoinbuilder.com, no idea how much went through -otc
13:16 Bugpowder Any actual lawsuit shutdown payout will probably come up with a market valuation for the BTC and disburse assets accordingly
13:16 ThickAsThieves in 2016
13:16 Bugpowder how can they not have the coins?
13:16 Bugpowder really
13:16 ThickAsThieves by then ATC will rule
13:16 mircea_popescu Bugpowder lolsuit. remember they still owe the bitcoinica btc ?
13:16 ThickAsThieves really?
13:16 Bugpowder a hot wallet might have been scooped
13:16 uglux how much?
13:16 Bugpowder but not the cold storage
13:17 mircea_popescu Bugpowder it's all gone.
13:17 mircea_popescu that's what the "malleability" bs was all about.
13:17 ThickAsThieves bug they were sending coins more than once
13:17 mircea_popescu they emptied whatever was left and that's that.
13:17 Bugpowder not from a cold wallet
13:17 ThickAsThieves the loss can be as large as their derp
13:17 mircea_popescu uglux 20k, something.
13:17 Bugpowder what was the last wallet address they signed from?
13:17 Mats_cd03 they prob emptied a cold wallet or five before they knee about the bug
13:17 nubbins` it's a wonder that a gang of weeaboos hasn't violently assaulted karplelelel yet
13:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02000264 = 0.12 BTC [-]
13:17 Mats_cd03 knew*
13:18 ThickAsThieves seriously, at this point i wanna beat him down just because
13:18 kakobrekla the gang is almost doubling every day
13:18 kakobrekla now at 3 people.
13:18 ThickAsThieves lo
13:18 mircea_popescu lol
13:18 Mats_cd03 hit him with your keyboard
13:18 ThickAsThieves it's a protest bubble!
13:18 mircea_popescu a GANG of weaboos ? this reminds me of the old mp skit about the evil grannies.
13:19 ThickAsThieves "Many bitcoin enthusiasts think that the widespread adoption of some form of cryptocurrency is an inevitability and that unfriendly governments such as China and Russia will ultimately be powerless to stop it. Do you share this view?"
13:20 ThickAsThieves Lawsky: Hard to put the genie back in the bottle. I can't predict the future but Bitcoin is certainly a new powerful technology that holds a lot of promise for the future if we can mitigate some of the potential negatives like money laundering.
13:20 nubbins` yeah, i guess it's a bit of a reach that weeaboos could organize in meatspace
13:20 benkay Mats_cd03: re: cleaning coins: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/01/31_mix-your-coins-for-1-bitbet-as-mixer.html
13:21 pankkake but bitbets are public
13:21 benkay mircea_popescu: referring to your link ibm/bitcoin poster and the failure of education
13:21 benkay u no ams see "private bitbet" pankkake?!
13:21 mircea_popescu that link was such sad fail.
13:21 pankkake certes
13:22 Mallstromm bitbet "war chest"
13:22 Mallstromm LOL
13:22 Mallstromm maybe they were referring to Mircea's "milky-white chest"
13:22 ThickAsThieves but the coins arent even cleaned
13:22 ThickAsThieves they are just sent back to you, no?
13:23 ThickAsThieves lol 4600 coins bid at 110.00
13:24 dignork ThickAsThieves, coins might be different, but bitbet is useless for hiding, bet wins are returned to the same address, or the one mentioned in initial transfer, so it's easy track
13:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know how Мичурин died btw ?
13:24 benkay ThickAsThieves: you can check with mircea_popescu and kakobrekla but i believe you'll be getting older coins than you put int.
13:24 mircea_popescu dignork how do you reason ?
13:24 benkay dignork: bet wins are returned to the address of your choice - get it right.
13:24 ThickAsThieves dignork you can specify a new payout address
13:25 Mallstromm lol, only $2M on Gox's order book :D :D :D
13:25 dignork ThickAsThieves: yes, you can, but return address is posted in the betting transaction
13:25 ThickAsThieves now if BitBet itself also needs to clean coins, i could see this working out
13:25 ThickAsThieves :)
13:25 ThickAsThieves not on private bets
13:25 uglux gox is a fucking casino now: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=178336.msg5264088#msg5264088https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=178336.msg5264088#msg5264088
13:26 ThickAsThieves dignork ^
13:26 mircea_popescu dignork so what if the address is posted ?
13:26 ThickAsThieves i wonder if gox will go to single digits
13:26 mircea_popescu lol it'd be epic if they actually put a dice system in.
13:26 dignork mircea_popescu, for proper tumbling return address should be passed out of band, reading about private bets now
13:27 mircea_popescu i do not follow your logic. so address is published. so ?
13:28 benkay american banks fading in relevance: http://venturebeat.com/2014/02/20/online-bank-simple-acquired-by-spains-bbva-for-117m-with-a-focus-on-international-growth/
13:28 mircea_popescu chec it out, 1% of snapchat or w/e it was.
13:29 benkay mircea_popescu dignork: even so, private bets hold addresses...private, keeping third parties from bridging through scraping bitbet
13:29 kakobrekla omg lolz www.bitcoinbuilder.com
13:29 Bugpowder just-dice is much better for mixing
13:30 mircea_popescu don't they do the sdice include inputs in outputs ?
13:31 Bugpowder was better. I'm not sure actually, haven't been following along lately.
13:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.16230094 BTC [-]
13:31 mircea_popescu kakobrekla lol they do payouts once a day ? suicide.
13:31 mircea_popescu how many days are there.
13:31 kakobrekla i dunno just got the link from bug :>
13:32 nubbins` lovely responsive design there
13:33 kakobrekla kinda broked neh?
13:34 mircea_popescu Morgan Housel @TMFHousel Critics: Mark Zuckerberg understands the value of social networks better than you do. That's why he's Mark Zuckerberg and you're a critic.
13:34 mircea_popescu Mircea Popescu @Mircea_Popescu @TMFHousel @EddyElfenbein Thank you Mr. Candide. Pangloss is calling, run along now.
13:34 nubbins` http://imgur.com/0c2rj74
13:34 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
13:34 nubbins` masterful
13:34 mircea_popescu i'm pasting this here because i'd like at least one person to get it.
13:34 mircea_popescu and i don't see it happening on twitter...
13:34 mircea_popescu nubbins` at least it's not titstrap.
13:35 benkay HAW
13:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 132 @ 0.00292 = 0.3854 BTC [-]
13:39 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/281/btc-usd-at-mtgox-will-be-above-150-on/
13:39 ozbot BitBet - BTC/USD at MtGox will be above $150 on Mar 1st 2014
13:39 mircea_popescu holy shit this will burn.
13:40 mircea_popescu 3:45 atm. ppl gonna make out like bandits.
13:40 benkay mhm
13:40 benkay weight's working correctly on that one too.
13:41 ThickAsThieves i got .1 at 3169 weight, not great, but not bad
13:41 ThickAsThieves bitbet has .07 at 99999 weight
13:41 ThickAsThieves hehe
13:41 mircea_popescu ya bitbet will make what, 1 btc there ?
13:42 ThickAsThieves yep
13:42 mircea_popescu course it could just as well go to 3983409583409853098 on the 1st
13:42 ThickAsThieves indeed
13:44 ThickAsThieves kinda surprised bitstamp price is hanging in there
13:44 ThickAsThieves 575 atm
13:45 mircea_popescu check out 1994 :
13:45 mircea_popescu GEORGE: Really? (Jerry shakes his head) Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with your parents.
13:45 mircea_popescu JERRY: (sarcastically) Ya, then maybe baldness will catch on. This will all be turning your way.
13:45 mircea_popescu today is 2014, and needless to say...
13:46 nubbins` a cool thing
13:50 ThickAsThieves this AMA blows
13:51 ThickAsThieves first one i've ever followed live
13:51 ThickAsThieves basically it's meaningless words with "but money laundering" weaved in
13:54 benkay sounds like typical usg propaganda
13:54 Bugpowder I stopped the terrorists and created 2.5 million jobs with my bit license
13:54 Bugpowder Lawsky's stump speech for NY gov 2016
13:56 ThickAsThieves is pot legal in NY yet? he can add that to his agenda
13:56 Bugpowder http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/20/balanced-coinbase-bitcoin/
13:56 ozbot Marketplace Payments Startup Balanced Partners With Coinbase And Adds Bitcoin Support | TechCrunch
13:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50996 BTC [-]
13:58 mircea_popescu he's not running for governor.
13:59 ThickAsThieves mayor?
13:59 mircea_popescu i wonder if this ends up in a coinlab-esque trial.
13:59 mircea_popescu nah they have a commie kid for mayor, he'll stick till the town sinks.
13:59 Bugpowder ok 2020 USPrez
14:00 mircea_popescu i think he may be trying for a job in the actual institutions
14:00 mircea_popescu sec, whatever.
14:00 ThickAsThieves except he'll just end up cryptolord, cuz no one else will wanna be it
14:03 mircea_popescu ;;google lansky new york
14:03 gribble Lansky's Old World Deli - CLOSED - Upper West Side - New York ...: <http://www.yelp.com/biz/lanskys-old-world-deli-new-york-2>; Lansky's New York | American, Pasta, Breakfast | Order Online | 235 ...: <http://lanskysnewyork.com/>; West Side Rag » LANSKY'S DELI CLOSES: <http://www.westsiderag.com/2013/02/25/lanskys-deli-closes>
14:03 benkay cryptolord of NYC
14:03 benkay i don't want it.
14:03 mircea_popescu check that out, a closed deli outranks him in ny.
14:03 benkay and i *like* the place.
14:03 mircea_popescu i tell you i dun see governor.
14:03 Bugpowder LAWSKY
14:03 benkay ;;google lawsky new york
14:03 gribble Benjamin M. Lawsky - Department of Financial Services - New York ...: <http://www.dfs.ny.gov/about/staff_bios/blawsky.htm>; Benjamin Lawsky - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Lawsky>; Ben Lawsky (BenLawsky) on Twitter: <https://twitter.com/BenLawsky>
14:04 mircea_popescu o silly me.
14:06 mircea_popescu young guy, anwyay. too soon to say where he ends up.
14:08 benkay us young guys - too young to get shitloads of dollars into btc at the right time, doomed to toil for the cryptolords forever.
14:08 mircea_popescu the wonders of deflationary currencies.
14:09 benkay check your privilege, mircea_popescu
14:11 pLambert so, when MtGox goes away in a day or two, will the price on the other exchanges go back up to 1000?
14:11 nubbins` in a day or two, heh
14:11 nubbins` willing to put some money behind that?
14:12 pLambert nah, I dont like to bet on idiots
14:12 benkay but those are the best bets!
14:16 dignork mircea_popescu, sorry I had to jump offline for a bit, back to the using bitbet as a tumbler, private bets do provide this function, but bitbet.us is not accessible over tor and does not work over https...
14:17 nubbins` no https!
14:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 97375 @ 0.00086765 = 84.4874 BTC [+] {6}
14:18 Bugpowder Gox is solvent
14:18 asciilifeform no, gox is solute.
14:18 Bugpowder we need a new bitbet
14:18 mircea_popescu dignork why isn't it accessible over tor ?!
14:19 dignork mircea_popescu: I meant it does not implement hidden service, or at least I couldn't find the interface
14:19 asciilifeform bitbet is perfectly accessible over tor. but exits can easily substitute in magic addrs instead of the supplied ones.
14:19 mircea_popescu it doesn't as an onion, no, if that's what you meant
14:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 13 @ 0.02000263 = 0.26 BTC [-] {2}
14:20 dignork mircea_popescu: yep, I meant onion addr, the point is to encrypt the traffic, not identity of the player
14:20 mircea_popescu what's https help anyway ?
14:20 mircea_popescu i don't think you
14:20 nubbins` ^
14:20 mircea_popescu 're proceeding with a clear understanding of what you wish to achieve
14:20 mircea_popescu but moreover are trying to do a particular dance.
14:20 mircea_popescu inasmuch as this is true, and you wish to do "x-tumbler-dance" obviously bitbet won't be a good solution for oyu.
14:22 pLambert use bitbet as tumbler: put in small bet on winning side, put in large (to be laundered) bet on the losing side. Voila, instead of having stolen bitcoins you now have gambling winnings.
14:22 mircea_popescu Bugpowder solvent in the sense of sniffing glue ?
14:23 nubbins` "i am the solvent"
14:24 dignork mircea_popescu: I don't care if it's called tumbler, the idea is that person A sends funds to person B in untraceable way. Placing bet over public channel is not so untraceable.
14:25 mircea_popescu take a bet with a:b odds. place bet A on a going to A', bet B on b going to B'.
14:25 mircea_popescu either A or B is "dirtly", the rest are clean.
14:25 mircea_popescu you are now completely separated.
14:26 Mallstromm really?
14:26 dignork mircea_popescu: assuming it's a private bet, placed over clear channel, it's trivially linked
14:26 Mallstromm are you guys still discussing about the retarded "bitbet as a tumbler" issue?
14:26 nubbins` but the guy monitoring his non-https traffic is observing him placing these bets
14:26 Mallstromm like 5 hours later?
14:27 nubbins` Mallstromm, they took a break
14:27 nubbins` are you harping on people for having a conversation?
14:27 nubbins` ;p
14:27 mircea_popescu dignork maybe trivially doesn't mean what you think it means.
14:27 dignork if it's a public bet, you're risking odds change
14:27 mircea_popescu so use small sums.
14:27 mircea_popescu Mallstromm did you want to contribute something ?
14:27 Mallstromm yep
14:27 Mallstromm if you want to tumble your coins, just send them to bitcoinfog.com and follow the procedure
14:28 nubbins` but i don't trust bitcoinfog
14:28 mircea_popescu who is bitcoinfog ?
14:28 Mallstromm what it's sure is that sending the "tainted" coins from address A to receive them back to address A is just retarded.
14:28 mircea_popescu How the service works
14:28 mircea_popescu You register an account on our website
14:28 mircea_popescu are you retarded ?
14:28 Apocalyptic i'm pretty sure they are selectively scamming
14:28 dignork mircea_popescu: i do not mean script kiddie intercepting plaintext http traffic to bitbet, I mean trivial for law enforcement for example
14:28 Mallstromm mircea: just a little
14:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.101 = 0.202 BTC [-] {2}
14:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.16230094 BTC [-]
14:29 mircea_popescu dignork doing what dood ?
14:29 mircea_popescu so you lost some money on a bet, and some people won it.
14:29 mircea_popescu now what.
14:29 Mallstromm dignork: well, if LE is sniffing your traffic that means they are physically VERY CLOSE to you... Thus you have much bigger problems
14:29 dignork Mallstromm, I assume LE sniffing bitbet traffic
14:30 Mallstromm dignork: I've used bitcoinfog many times. It works just fine. They've been in business for more than a year now. It's as safe as it gets. Just do not send hundreds of coins but a few dozens at a time
14:30 MisterE hah, people are selling off interest in their coins locked up in Cox
14:30 nubbins` "as safe as it gets"
14:30 asciilifeform dignork, Mallstromm: if you're using tor, children are sniffing your traffic
14:30 nubbins` get out
14:30 asciilifeform and laughing.
14:30 MisterE sounds like CDF to me
14:30 mircea_popescu Mallstromm may i point out that the firm guarantees of nobody are worth nothing ?
14:31 mircea_popescu get in the wot, come back in a year, i might care. probably i won't, but anywya.
14:31 nubbins` maybe i'm just being obtuse, but i'm not sure where the confusion is here
14:31 MisterE but in person
14:31 MisterE buy*
14:31 MisterE only tru anon
14:31 dignork asciilifeform, sure, exit nodes are sniffing, or at least could, so it's a working assumption
14:32 Mallstromm sure, exit nodes are sniffing my encrypted traffic
14:32 Mallstromm good for them
14:32 mircea_popescu nubbins` i'd tell you but i'm trying being polite ot the noobs.
14:32 asciilifeform sniffing and, if they wish, changing.
14:32 Mallstromm I'm sure not logging on my personal POP3, non-SSL email account through Tor
14:32 Mallstromm :D
14:32 asciilifeform what part of s/bitbetaddr/magicaddr is difficult to understand
14:32 nubbins` suppose person X's traffic is being sniffed. person X sets up a private bitbet, with input address A and payout address B. sniffer observes this. sniffer now knows that person X controls address B.
14:33 nubbins` hold my hand here, someone
14:33 mircea_popescu nubbins` he knows no such thing.
14:33 mircea_popescu i can use YOUR b.
14:33 mircea_popescu i can use bitstamp's b
14:34 mircea_popescu what now, joejobbing the bitcoin network because we're idiots and we think we can make statements about things we don;'t understand ?
14:35 nubbins` okay, well, let's not get hung up on "know". fact remains that a direct connection has been made between A and B
14:35 nubbins` by the sniffer
14:35 nubbins` this is the essence of dignork's issue
14:35 mircea_popescu where is this sniffer ?
14:35 mircea_popescu bitbet side or user side ?
14:36 nubbins` who cares
14:36 dignork mircea_popescu: bitbet side
14:36 nubbins` both sides
14:36 asciilifeform given that bitbet pumps out unsigned text, there are no sides here
14:36 nubbins` suppose he's in a submarine in the middle of the atlantic
14:37 mircea_popescu i still don't get it.
14:37 asciilifeform the man in the middle can present arbitrary crap instead of what bitbet pumped out.
14:37 mircea_popescu so you ask for an address to bet, and insert an address to receive.
14:38 mircea_popescu this now creates an association, you say ?
14:38 asciilifeform (my observation was about plain theft, rather than de-anonymization)
14:39 nubbins` i do say
14:39 mircea_popescu asciilifeform there is a barb here. bitbet addresses are rather consecutive if you've noticed.
14:39 asciilifeform so swap out the 'send winnings to' addr
14:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform but the person can trivially verify this.
14:40 mircea_popescu send 1 bitcent first
14:40 asciilifeform while, when bitbet replies, preserve the genuine addr (that user pasted) in the text.
14:40 mircea_popescu that shows you on the site where it thinks btc is going out.
14:41 mircea_popescu so you know, if you're worried, do it like that
14:41 mircea_popescu and you might even catch the rabbit.
14:41 asciilifeform anyone actually do this?
14:41 mircea_popescu if they give a shit they can
14:41 mircea_popescu if they do not they don't have to.
14:41 mircea_popescu perfect security model.
14:41 asciilifeform trivial exercise: pump bitcoin addrs through tor (exits), see what comes out on the other end.
14:41 mircea_popescu at any rate this is why bitbet addresses work the way they do on this score.
14:41 mircea_popescu surely.
14:43 mircea_popescu nubbins` so now address A dirty is connected to A', clean
14:43 mircea_popescu whereas B clean is connected to B; dirty.
14:43 mircea_popescu a loses, b wins. problem solved.
14:45 dignork mircea_popescu: since bet is private, the bet itself is a link between A and B, the fact that bet was established over plaintext makes it not private in general.
14:45 mircea_popescu dignork i was discussing open bets.
14:45 nubbins` i was discussing closed ones :(
14:46 nubbins` anyway, B isn't clean, the sniffer just watched their suspect tell bitbet to pay out to B
14:46 mircea_popescu i dunno where this "closed bets as tumblr" thing started, but it's not so clever.
14:46 mircea_popescu nubbins` you're not paying attention here.
14:46 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-02-2014#520070 <
14:46 dignork mircea_popescu: open bets as tumbler are not usable, since the fee, which contains odds change, is unpredictable
14:46 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
14:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 21 @ 0.01950488 = 0.4096 BTC [-] {5}
14:47 mircea_popescu so pick bets that don't contain odds changes.
14:47 dignork but they can be flatten on a series of bets, so ok, it can work
14:47 nubbins` okay, so the person sniffing traffic just watched me provide two addresses, A' and B', to bitbet
14:47 mircea_popescu why "you" ?
14:47 nubbins` how is that clean?
14:48 mircea_popescu it watched user x with a dirty A provide A'
14:48 nubbins` why not me? anyone
14:48 mircea_popescu and user y with clean B provide B'
14:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 75 @ 0.01930035 = 1.4475 BTC [-] {7}
14:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.01910042 = 0.1146 BTC [-]
14:49 nubbins` ...oh
14:49 nubbins` i really wasn't paying attention
14:49 mircea_popescu no, the word is d'oh.
14:49 benkay but this thwarts the scammer's desire to launder all their money without having any to begin with.
14:50 mircea_popescu anyway, this isn't so much an exercise in showing how great bitbet is for this purpose, but moreover on how trivial it is to use any properly designed service as a tumbler,
14:50 nubbins` the omission of x vs y in the original statement threw me for a loop
14:50 mircea_popescu and generally how retarded this "taint" bullshit is.
14:50 mircea_popescu there's no taint in bitcoin.
14:51 mircea_popescu thinking otherwise is right out of the book with the flat earth, the perpetuum mobile, the keynesian economics and so on and so forth.
14:51 mircea_popescu mechanical rng, generally the states of sin.
14:52 mircea_popescu who the fuck in his right mind would imagine that a) tor actually serves your anonimity or b) in order to anonimize you create accounts is beyond me.
14:52 mircea_popescu seriously, what is wrong with people.
14:52 benkay fiat thinking takes some time to disloge
14:52 Namworld create accounts?
14:53 mircea_popescu i guess, but srsly...
14:53 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: recall your piece on professional cattle management industry?
14:53 mircea_popescu Namworld some derpy service, whatever.
14:53 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i guess I HAVE TO RECALL IT
14:53 mircea_popescu may i live to forget it.
14:53 asciilifeform just as every NYT turd is guaranteed to mention 'mtgox, the premier exchange,...' whenever it runs a piece on btc
14:53 asciilifeform it is just as mandatory to mention 'tor, anonymity...'
14:53 mircea_popescu "tor, anonimity, accounts"
14:54 mircea_popescu ;;google "partidul, ceausescu, romania"
14:54 gribble Partidul Ceausescu Romania !.flv - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gebLd51J2lc>; Partidul, Ceausescu, Romania - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-sl9MpbQY>; Partidul Ceausescu Romania - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL57D595807E9852C9>
14:54 asciilifeform nobody cancelled herr goebbels, marketing genius
14:54 dignork mircea_popescu: what's wrong with tor providing anonimity? I understand it's not absolute, but still better than nothing, and cheap.
14:54 asciilifeform 'repeat lie'
14:54 mircea_popescu dignork i think the answer is contained in your question.
14:55 dignork mircea_popescu: even lame proxies/vpns provide SOME level of anonimity, the fact that they're obviously not absolute does not make them useless.
14:56 mircea_popescu dignork listen here, if you're trying to not be caught cutting school, going to the bar across the street where kids cutting school go isn't your best bet.
14:56 asciilifeform the creation of the most humble lamer is still an improvement over a professionally-designed honeypot.
14:56 mircea_popescu even if they have these funky hats that sort-of make you invisibly unrecognisable.
14:56 asciilifeform if only because it creates no illusions
14:57 asciilifeform u.s. media is almost a magical oracle of what not do to
14:58 asciilifeform if the puppetmasters were clever, they'd occasionally let something useful and intelligent be printed
14:58 asciilifeform just to mask this fact
14:58 mircea_popescu what, to be just like the soviets ?
14:58 mircea_popescu some progress, please.
14:58 asciilifeform haha
14:59 dignork mircea_popescu: ok, you suggest that mere fact of using tor, singles you. Since Snowden-induced paranoia this might not be a case anymore.
14:59 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/dear-guardian-stop-being-retarded/#comment-95392
14:59 ozbot Dear Guardian : stop being retarded. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
14:59 mircea_popescu see there.
14:59 asciilifeform the sheer naivete. do we have to draw a picture here?
15:00 mircea_popescu Mallstromm i hope you're taking notes.
15:00 asciilifeform how long does it take to write a perlturd that tells a planted box which other units in a cage are pumping tor?
15:00 asciilifeform 10 minutes?
15:00 asciilifeform then disks pulled, and the obvious endgame.
15:02 davout why is there no "hitler has coins on gox" video yet
15:02 mircea_popescu i don't think anyone actually pulls disks anymore do they ?
15:02 mod6 davout: srsly.
15:02 * mod6 pulls 256 ddms
15:03 davout i'm out, this internet sux
15:03 mircea_popescu see you in boxxy
15:03 Apocalyptic "<m7a> actually, I think right now the entire mtgox issue is pretty relevant to bitcoin as a whole"
15:04 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic tell him to read moar trilema and stfu ?
15:04 Apocalyptic why on earth would that be relevant ?
15:04 dignork asciilifeform: pulled disk etc. This is a directed attack. I can imagine this picture, patyvans travels all over us,chaina,w/e and pull disks from all tor users. Srsly?
15:04 Apocalyptic #bitcoin is turning reddit
15:05 mircea_popescu a) you don't need all ; b) nobody actually pulls disks anymore.
15:05 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu, probably wouldn't be able to appreciate what trilema has to offer
15:05 mircea_popescu gotta give people a chance.
15:08 dignork mircea_popescu: I read trilema, like your writing style and general mindset, it just doesn't mean I have to agree with everything you say
15:08 mircea_popescu absolutely not.
15:15 Mallstromm sure, using Tor singles you out. But if you use it correctly that's all they know - that you are using Tor.
15:15 Mallstromm Of course using Tor on Windoze or OS X is just retarded
15:16 Mallstromm probably modern Windoze and OSX are pumping all the data of somebody using Tor on that systems
15:16 Mallstromm but on a custom linux distro is pretty safe.
15:17 Mallstromm and now seriously: where is Vladimir? We need him to make a "hitler discover his coins are stuck on Gox".
15:18 jayk mtgox is really kicking themselves, now they relocated offices
15:19 kakobrekla physical security mebbe
15:19 kakobrekla protesters almost double daily dont ya know
15:19 jayk with it being so low, once the exchanges resume, i wonder if people will cash out or just let it ride till it climbs back up
15:20 jayk with mtgox, do they hold your coins?
15:20 kakobrekla www.ustream.tv/channel/mtgox-protest
15:20 kakobrekla lmao
15:21 kakobrekla www.mtgoxprotest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/P1030097.jpg
15:22 kakobrekla i dunno whats with the middle guys face, the jacket cleary says "THE NORTH FACE"
15:22 kakobrekla defeats the mask wearing purpose
15:22 jayk lol
15:24 Mallstromm :D
15:24 Mallstromm lol they seem 3 homeless
15:24 kakobrekla they prolly are by now
15:24 kakobrekla i dunno i just find the lappys funny on a protest
15:24 kakobrekla "where is our money?" " oh well, imma gonna play some games now."
15:25 mike_c they aren't playing games, they are day trading on gox
15:25 kakobrekla is there a difference?
15:25 lnovy graphics sucks at mtgox
15:25 kakobrekla gotta preserve dat batter power
15:25 lnovy but gameplay is awesome :)
15:25 kakobrekla battery
15:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0627 = 0.1254 BTC [+]
15:33 ThickAsThieves ha lawsky replied to my ergonomic advice
15:33 ThickAsThieves http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ygcil/as_requested_im_ben_lawsky_superintendent_of_the/cfkbz3z?context=3
15:34 mircea_popescu did he tip you ?
15:35 ThickAsThieves nope, but reddit says i can add it to my resume
15:36 Bugpowder that part was funny
15:36 Apocalyptic ^
15:38 kakobrekla so, anything good inthere?
15:38 ThickAsThieves nope
15:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 21 @ 0.01910042 = 0.4011 BTC [-]
15:44 benkay !t h rent
15:44 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (516 shares, 2.83800000 BTC), 7D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (5193 shares, 28.56150000 BTC), 30D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (34696 shares, 190.82800000 BTC)
15:45 benkay rentalstarter seems to be in sales rate decay mode
15:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.102 BTC [+]
15:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 2500 @ 0.00076 = 1.9 BTC [-]
15:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.00086683 = 10.9221 BTC [-]
15:53 TwinWinNerD What do you guys think is a fair pricing for GoxCoins right now?
15:54 kakobrekla davout was rite.
15:55 davout wat
15:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2000 @ 0.00087009 = 1.7402 BTC [+]
15:57 ThickAsThieves 0.0 is fair price
15:57 Namworld The only thing I regret is moving funds out of MtGox before the issues.
15:58 ThickAsThieves thatll go away
15:58 Namworld People are buying gox BTC for 40%-60% in BTC.
15:58 Namworld ;;premium bitstamp mtgox
15:59 Apocalyptic Namworld, much lower now
15:59 davout kakobrekla: log isn't very informative
15:59 Bugpowder Apocalyptic: NOPE
15:59 Namworld I still see people offering 40% at a minimum.
15:59 Bugpowder 0.5 BTC is the current bid
15:59 Bugpowder https://www.bitcoinbuilder.com
15:59 Apocalyptic I saw a trade at 35%
15:59 Namworld While we can buy BTC for 20% of price at other exchanges.
15:59 Bugpowder it bounced
15:59 kakobrekla davout i was agreeing on you re internet sucks after i saw TwinWinNerDs line.
15:59 ThickAsThieves that book barely moves
16:00 Bugpowder that dude that wired $50k in is gonna do well.
16:00 davout kakobrekla: oic
16:00 Bugpowder 450 coins for $50k sheet.
16:00 davout BingoBoingo: chess?
16:00 Bugpowder wish I had account.
16:00 Apocalyptic Bugpowder, do you believe gox is solvent ?
16:01 Bugpowder sure
16:01 Bugpowder how they fuck could they get the cold wallets drained. It's not plausible
16:01 ThickAsThieves so what's the prediction for the next gox announcement?
16:01 Namworld Even if they aren't. You can sell those 450 goxBTC for 180 BTC or 100k+
16:01 kakobrekla buy all the coins then
16:01 Bugpowder them being incompetent at rolling out a code fix and terrible at communication is.
16:01 Bugpowder I have no account tho
16:02 davout Bugpowder: you get the cold wallets drained by having your accounting fucked with. plain and simple
16:03 Bugpowder Doesn't pass the common sense test
16:03 Namworld Either way, right now having fiat on gox allows to buy 2x the BTC you'd get at other exchanges.
16:03 benkay ^^
16:03 kakobrekla its more like 5x
16:03 Namworld By reselling your gox BTC
16:03 davout Bugpowder: what do you mean the common sense test?
16:03 benkay "BTC"
16:03 Namworld I mean if you sell it for actual, guaranteed BTC
16:03 Namworld x2
16:04 Namworld otherwise, x5
16:04 kakobrekla davout i think he is trying to imply tux has one
16:04 ThickAsThieves next theyll probly say authorities are investigating the malleability exploiters, so many funds and accounts are frozen until resolution
16:05 ThickAsThieves dont worry your coins are safe
16:05 ThickAsThieves freenode has a cold
16:05 Bugpowder The test where you are like... Hey my accounting says I need to pay out 100,000BTC from the wallet and oh hey we have been manually resending 100,000BTC in transactions... And oh hey people have been telling us for months that our specific implementation is vulnerable to a malleability attack... I wonder if something is funky
16:06 Bugpowder There were that many malled txns prior to 2/10 to begin with. Certainly not enough to drain the cold storage
16:06 ThickAsThieves well if you are implying they noticed long ago, why did they not fix it?
16:06 Bugpowder were NOT
16:06 ThickAsThieves why did it escalate before being acknowledged
16:06 Bugpowder I'm not implying
16:06 kakobrekla its no point discussing, take your positions if you can, and wait it out
16:07 Bugpowder It is a known fact that many devs told them their method was vulnerable
16:07 mircea_popescu <Bugpowder> how they fuck could they get the cold wallets drained. It's not plausible << what exactly is not plausible about it ?
16:07 Bugpowder At least according to aantop's latest podcast
16:07 ThickAsThieves <Bugpowder> There were that many malled txns prior to 2/10 to begin with. Certainly not enough to drain the cold storage ... source?
16:07 ThickAsThieves i recall linking charts for at least a week or two before
16:07 ThickAsThieves showing escalating frozen wd's
16:08 Apocalyptic so do I
16:08 Bugpowder yeah, that's all I saw too
16:08 Apocalyptic Bugpowder, common sense would indicate you exactly otherwise
16:08 Bugpowder I just don't think its plausible for them to be that stupid
16:08 Bugpowder but I guess the market thinks differently
16:08 mircea_popescu Bugpowder wait, you are actually buying the "malleable tx" bs ?!~
16:08 Bugpowder I think they lost 10k BTC tops
16:08 ThickAsThieves <Bugpowder> At least according to aantop's latest podcast /// what makes him reputable?
16:08 mircea_popescu dude.
16:09 Bugpowder for MtGox yes
16:09 mircea_popescu THEY STOLE IT.
16:09 mircea_popescu they did not lose anything.
16:09 Bugpowder SR2 stole it
16:09 mircea_popescu sigh.
16:09 Apocalyptic Bugpowder seems like another sturles, mtgox diehard fan
16:09 mircea_popescu looky : tux made the "malleable tx"
16:09 mircea_popescu it's not any third party.
16:09 ThickAsThieves Bugpowder why is an arbitrary amount like 10k reasonable, but not much more?
16:09 Apocalyptic but I may be wrong
16:09 ThickAsThieves pulling number out ass?
16:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.48001001 BTC [-]
16:09 mircea_popescu it's just the perfect smoke cover, because people suffer from some sort of very particular brain issue.
16:10 Bugpowder If the hypothesis is that mtgox actively embezzled funds... Well that is a possibility.
16:10 mircea_popescu sigh
16:10 jborkl watcging the youtube video of the guy camping and confronting Karpeles, they stole it
16:10 jborkl watching
16:10 Bugpowder But that doesn't make sense. Police care about this shit now
16:10 mircea_popescu o right.
16:10 ThickAsThieves i assume gox committed every crime possible in regards to exploiting their system
16:10 Bugpowder He will go to jail
16:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 104 @ 0.00460227 = 0.4786 BTC [-] {2}
16:10 mircea_popescu this is a perfect argument.
16:11 mircea_popescu a guy who has been runing fractional reserve since ~2011, and who has lied on paperwork submitted
16:11 mircea_popescu was NOT going to jail before
16:11 jborkl and I read the report about the txn problems, someone did a blockchain analysis of the Push_whatever attack- the attack started 2 days after Gox got hit
16:11 mircea_popescu and stealing the wallets is totally unreasonable, because he's going to jail.
16:11 mircea_popescu you need a thinking hat.
16:11 Bugpowder He is going to much more jail if he straight plundered it all.
16:11 mircea_popescu derp.
16:11 mircea_popescu he was going to jail anyway.
16:11 ThickAsThieves to hell with him!
16:11 mircea_popescu he didn't have the bitcoinica funds to pay back.
16:12 jborkl That is the proof in the report, it showed there were no malformed txn even reported on the day Gox said
16:12 jborkl let me find it
16:12 Bugpowder show us the data please!
16:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.48001 BTC [-]
16:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00460227 = 0.4602 BTC [-] {2}
16:12 Namworld MtGox reeks of manipulation, purposeful fails and etc.
16:13 Namworld No problem stealing your own business under the eyes of authorities. Right in front of them.
16:13 the20year2 New rentalstarter update - We have preliminary acceptance by seller on the 3 unit property. 3 units at $67k
16:13 Namworld Done properly, no evidence. It's quite possible.
16:13 mike_c MPOE market maker uptime since Jan 3: http://i.imgur.com/lwu9eMs.png
16:13 ThickAsThieves i bet it could be forensicly proven gox is manipulating
16:13 Namworld At a minimum, they manipulate price for a profit.
16:14 mircea_popescu mike_c why the pikes ?
16:14 mike_c little blips of up/down time i guess.
16:15 Namworld How? Mark can just claim he had to do all these haltings because of issues.
16:15 ThickAsThieves mike_c, plot it against price
16:15 mike_c price of what?
16:15 ThickAsThieves the index it uses
16:15 benkay actually plot it against implied vol
16:15 mircea_popescu mike_c so either 0 or 1 ?
16:15 Namworld How would one prove that's not the case?
16:15 mike_c yah, 0 is down, 1 is up
16:15 benkay IMPLIED VOL
16:15 jborkl Those are not BTC being traded anyway, they are Gox coins until they prove they have the reserve to back it
16:16 mircea_popescu no way tho, you mean it was down pretty much solid 8 to 10 jan ?
16:16 ThickAsThieves namworld, by analyzing and auditing book behavior
16:16 mike_c yeah, seem nuts? i can check data.
16:16 mircea_popescu it does seem nuts.
16:17 mircea_popescu also definitely was quoting on the 1st of feb
16:17 mike_c kk, disregard, i did some spot checking on downtimes but maybe not enough. i'll verify.
16:18 Namworld TaT, how would that help? I didn't say manipulate through fake orders. Just through haltings, bad news, etc.
16:18 mircea_popescu mike_c is this based on like 1 sampling/day ?
16:18 mike_c polling every 2 minutes
16:18 mircea_popescu so then why 1/0 ?
16:18 mike_c the graph has a 2 minute resolution
16:18 mircea_popescu from that graph it either was down an entire day or up an entire day or some shit
16:19 mike_c no, not all the pikes are on tick marks
16:19 mircea_popescu mike_c it can't possibly have 2 min resolution seeing how you have what, 20 pixels in each day
16:19 mircea_popescu and a day is longer than 40 minutes
16:19 ThickAsThieves namworld you lost me, i'll i'm saying is i bet if the right people spend the right amount of time looking at orders placed and filled, you'd see gox tzking everyone for a ride
16:19 davout mircea_popescu: not for french civil servants
16:20 mircea_popescu lol
16:20 Namworld Perhaps
16:20 mike_c the data has a 2 minute resolution. the graph is obv. somewhat less, but it is taken from that data.
16:20 mircea_popescu so then shouldn't i be seeing averaging ?
16:20 mircea_popescu and consequently, values other than 1 and 0 ?
16:21 mike_c no, it's not bucketed.
16:21 mike_c if you zoomed in on the graph (not the png), you would get to 2 minute resolution
16:21 mircea_popescu look, bucketed or not, this can't be that.
16:21 mircea_popescu hm
16:21 mike_c ok, first off, let me make sure the down/up is accurate in january.
16:21 mike_c brb
16:21 mircea_popescu i'm off for now, but we continue this tomorro.
16:22 mike_c ok
16:22 jborkl One puzzle is that Mt.Gox announced their difficulties on Feb 7, and then explained Feb 10 that they were stopping withdrawals due to a malleability attack. Since the OP_PUSHDATA2 attack didn't start until Feb 9, this attack can't be responsible for the Feb 7 problems. One possibility is there was a different type of malleability attack that affected Mt.Gox. It would be interesting to get the hash
16:22 jborkl for one of the affected transactions from before Feb 7, to see what was going on.
16:23 jborkl now let me find the data that was posted
16:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 24 @ 0.05656291 = 1.3575 BTC [-] {6}
16:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12896 @ 0.00087011 = 11.2209 BTC [+] {2}
16:30 Bugpowder At first glance, this does not seem encouraging.
16:30 Bugpowder https://blockchain.info/address/1LNWw6yCxkUmkhArb2Nf2MPw6vG7u5WG7q
16:30 ozbot Bitcoin Address 1LNWw6yCxkUmkhArb2Nf2MPw6vG7u5WG7q
16:31 davout jborkl: it's not impossible that the massive "let's fuck with every single tx floating around" isn't the same attack mtgox is referring to
16:32 ThickAsThieves http://sourceforge.net/mailarchive/forum.php?thread_name=CABsx9T3%2BTOQ6c7%3DqEhOoc%2BtYSp%3Djba-o8MA3Z8N9t05BDdYS5w%40mail.gmail.com&forum_name=bitcoin-development
16:32 ozbot SourceForge.net: Bitcoin: bitcoin-development
16:35 Namworld What's not good with that, Bugpowder?
16:36 Bugpowder The balance is zero
16:36 Bugpowder where are the other mtgox addresses?
16:36 Bugpowder That was the address they sent 500,000BTC to back in 2011.
16:37 Bugpowder https://blockchain.info/address/1DbD7zFjYSQRiATc8dHxWUWSM9YmQYR9JW
16:37 ozbot Bitcoin Address 1DbD7zFjYSQRiATc8dHxWUWSM9YmQYR9JW
16:38 jborkl davout, the person scanned for all transactions that uses op_pushdata, from what I understand that should be very limited to a certain problem being fixed- normally about 40 a day- it was 19 I think on Feb 7th and did not rise until the 10th
16:39 Namworld Is that the MtGox green address?
16:39 jborkl so, it would seem there would have to be two different ways used or Mtgox was super duper special and got hit with a unique attack that was used on no one else
16:39 davout Namworld: green addresses wow
16:40 bones` RIP
16:40 Bugpowder I am downloading the transaction history of that address
16:40 Bugpowder looking for a single big transfer to a putative cold wallet
16:41 kakobrekla >1.) Unfortunately, we don't have a financial report yet. Putting one together is going to be a very time consuming process, and we don't have the time quite yet. Soon though.
16:41 kakobrekla guess who
16:45 kakobrekla well whatever you are no fun
16:45 kakobrekla it goes on
16:45 kakobrekla >2.) The "missing div" period was a result of very bad luck. Right now we don't have any way to prove this, but its what happened.
16:45 mike_c cbtc?
16:45 ThickAsThieves ciphermine?
16:45 jborkl http://www.righto.com/2014/02/the-bitcoin-malleability-attack-hour-by.html
16:45 ozbot Ken Shirriff's blog: The Bitcoin malleability attack graphed hour by hour
16:45 kakobrekla nope!
16:45 kakobrekla and NOPE
16:45 jborkl http://www.righto.com/2014/02/the-bitcoin-malleability-attack-hour-by.html
16:45 ozbot Ken Shirriff's blog: The Bitcoin malleability attack graphed hour by hour
16:45 Bugpowder found the output
16:45 Bugpowder 13faR1RRm9ZkTiQkAnCcbRoajtvNscojEM
16:45 kakobrekla now im dissapoint
16:45 mike_c bitbet?
16:46 kakobrekla now you are trolling
16:46 kakobrekla anyway, its coming from the mouth of new cog pr named samuel
16:46 kakobrekla prolly lab con guy or what
16:48 Bugpowder oh i followed the chain... comes back to 1LNW...
16:49 ThickAsThieves yeah
16:49 ThickAsThieves more clicking
16:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 1.80943206 BTC to 321`963 shares, 562 satoshi per share
17:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1023 BTC [+]
17:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 665 @ 0.00018897 = 0.1257 BTC [-]
17:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.000855 = 0.171 BTC [+]
17:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16429 @ 0.00087112 = 14.3116 BTC [+] {3}
17:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00292 = 0.146 BTC [-]
17:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00460227 = 0.2761 BTC [+] {2}
17:29 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 450 @ 0.00226762 = 1.0204 BTC [+]
17:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 87 @ 0.00299919 = 0.2609 BTC [+] {2}
17:36 kakobrekla i dont even notice since i disabled joins and quits
17:37 kakobrekla but its much better experience ircing this way
17:37 kakobrekla less noise.
17:37 mike_c just don't tell anyone what we talked about while OTR there.
17:37 kakobrekla :)
17:38 mike_c ;;later tell mircea_popescu you were right, graph was clumping data points. here it is fixed: http://i.imgur.com/LgHsdOq.png
17:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.16230094 = 0.6492 BTC [-]
17:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 35 @ 0.47149599 = 16.5024 BTC [-] {8}
17:39 jurov in all respect, it's not fixed
17:39 gribble The operation succeeded.
17:39 mike_c why not? looks fixed to me
17:40 jurov the times where it went up and down often don't give any useful info
17:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 70 @ 0.08058349 = 5.6408 BTC [+] {26}
17:40 mike_c hm. is it not useful that it went up and down often?
17:40 jurov better would be really to show average uptime in the period
17:40 jurov you know how mpoe bot works?
17:41 jurov it places orders with some random expiration time
17:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.00460228 = 0.1335 BTC [+]
17:41 jurov and then sleps for random time too, perhaps
17:41 jurov so it's usual there are none or two same auotes at once even if all is okay
17:41 jurov *quotes
17:42 kakobrekla and you can exercise both quotes?
17:43 jurov why not?
17:43 mike_c ah, i did not know that. well, it is accurate now at least. could be improved for usefulness. my interest was mostly looking for extended downtime stretches.
17:43 kakobrekla double exposure?
17:43 jurov but it doesn't take long usually
17:44 jurov mp is keen to be unpredictable. back in 2012 mpex even paid btc interest at random time every day
17:45 jurov there was no information in STAT how much
17:45 jurov fortunately, before i can i pull my hair about it, it was canceled
17:45 jurov *i could
17:46 kakobrekla wasnt it ticking all the time?
17:46 kakobrekla iirc twas pulled cause server load or something
17:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2020 @ 0.00018901 = 0.3818 BTC [+] {4}
17:46 jurov don't remember
17:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4671 @ 0.00021168 = 0.9888 BTC [+] {7}
17:49 kakobrekla my brain tends to remember useless things such as that
17:51 jurov yeah, cuz there are millions of mpex accounts
17:52 jurov no i recall something about mp saying he can't do anything useful and safe with the bitcoins anyway
17:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.10480001 = 0.2096 BTC [+]
17:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07245931 = 0.1449 BTC [+]
17:57 kakobrekla http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=72
17:57 kakobrekla lol
17:57 ozbot #bitcoin-assets bash
17:58 kakobrekla when did this cherry happen
17:58 * kakobrekla digs logs
18:05 asciilifeform http://www.righto.com/2014/02/ascii-bernanke-wikileaks-photographs.html
18:06 ozbot Ken Shirriff's blog: Hidden surprises in the Bitcoin blockchain and how they are stored: Nelson Mand
18:07 asciilifeform http://www.righto.com/2013/11/how-hacker-news-ranking-really-works.html
18:07 ozbot Ken Shirriff's blog: How Hacker News ranking really works: scoring, controversy, and penalties
18:08 asciilifeform '...Anything with "NSA" in the title is penalized and drops off quickly.'
18:08 asciilifeform '... Severing ties with the NSA started off with a NSA penalty but was so hugely popular it still got the #1 spot. However, it was quickly given an even bigger penalty, forcing it down the page.'
18:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.10480001 BTC [+]
18:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 43 @ 0.0055 = 0.2365 BTC
18:14 nubbins` so, havelock
18:16 nubbins` setting aside this whole "we're locking your account if you don't have 2FA enabled"
18:17 nubbins` i wonder are they going to keep the same setup for s.mg (run through a coinbr account) or if they have/will have a direct mpex account
18:18 nubbins` also, pretty hard to claim that 10btc bounty when the site won't load ;(
18:18 Bugpowder #mtgox channel is muted.
18:19 kakobrekla :D
18:19 nubbins` fools, they should just blanket +q on join
18:22 ThickAsThieves <nubbins`> i wonder are they going to keep the same setup for s.mg (run through a coinbr account) or if they have/will have a direct mpex account /// it already is
18:22 nubbins` it already is what?
18:22 ThickAsThieves it was only a coinbr thing for the first week
18:23 ThickAsThieves then i got mpex
18:23 nubbins` oh, the overview page still says it's going through coinbr
18:23 ThickAsThieves the shares will be transferred to their mpex
18:23 * nubbins` nods
18:24 nubbins` gotta say, those guys seem more like rank amateurs every day
18:25 ThickAsThieves i suppose they would quite literally be amateurs, and we all know that already
18:25 ThickAsThieves not like they have experienc erunning exchanges
18:25 ThickAsThieves or claimed to
18:26 nubbins` or secure websites
18:26 nubbins` for any definition of secure
18:27 ThickAsThieves i do think auto-locking accounts is an odd move
18:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 145 @ 0.000855 = 0.124 BTC [+]
18:27 ThickAsThieves maybe okay if you feel like youve been compromised or something
18:27 nubbins` just one more odd move in a long string of them
18:27 ThickAsThieves seems more likely this was because the software change made the situation easier this way
18:28 ThickAsThieves cavirtex is definitely making some insulting moves
18:28 nubbins` they were patching up basic-level security holes are recently as last summer
18:28 nubbins` cavirtex is shady as fuck too, tbh
18:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.10480001 = 0.2096 BTC [+]
18:29 nubbins` shame, since there's no trustworthy CAD exchanges
18:29 pankkake the unlocking does not require anything, just ask for it to be unlocked
18:29 pankkake so this is basically a "are you alive" probe
18:30 pankkake I signed the request with my gpg key for good measure, but…
18:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 104 @ 0.0055 = 0.572 BTC {2}
18:30 nubbins` but they don't give a fuck if you do or not
18:31 nubbins` tbh, how do they even know if that's your gpg key or not
18:31 nubbins` s/tbh/tbf
18:32 pankkake you can't, unless you see that key used elsewhere or signed by others
18:32 nubbins` nod
18:32 nubbins` you might as well have included a photograph of yourself as a young man
18:32 pankkake you can actually put images as GPG identities :)
18:32 nubbins` problem solved! :D
18:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.06215005 = 0.2486 BTC [-] {3}
~ 18 minutes ~
18:52 r3wt ;;bcauth r3wt
18:52 gribble Request successful for user r3wt, hostmask r3wt!add82c3d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.173.216.44.61. Your challenge string is: freenode:#bitcoin-otc:624dc741886c82e2a81b4d16bcc0b6ba784d79ab89954e305f5449c3
18:52 r3wt Vexual: are you here
18:53 nubbins` depends on your definition of here
18:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.10480001 BTC [+]
18:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24295 @ 0.00087189 = 21.1826 BTC [+]
18:56 r3wt if you see him, let him know i imported that key finally
18:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.10480001 = 0.2096 BTC [+]
18:56 nubbins` why not do a ;;later tell vexual :)
18:57 r3wt i'm still a nub and not familiar with all the commands
18:57 nubbins` just type ;;later tell vexual <message>
18:58 r3wt ;;later tell Vexual i imported that private key. lets arrange a time to chat
18:58 gribble The operation succeeded.
18:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.16230094 BTC [-]
18:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02098174 = 0.2308 BTC [+] {3}
19:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11350 @ 0.00087234 = 9.9011 BTC [+] {2}
19:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00087254 = 9.2489 BTC [+]
19:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 120 @ 0.00460294 = 0.5524 BTC [-] {10}
19:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00460001 = 0.1794 BTC [-] {2}
19:41 Bugpowder They question is not "to buy or not to buy?", rather, "when to buy?"
19:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15200 @ 0.00086962 = 13.2182 BTC [-] {3}
19:43 Namworld Never?
19:43 kakobrekla no data yet
19:44 Namworld Why buy when you can earn?
19:58 Namworld MtGox about to go 2 digits
19:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00087254 = 9.3362 BTC [+]
20:00 Duffer1_ why isn't the opposite true?
20:00 kakobrekla 2 digits going to mtgox?
20:00 kakobrekla that cant possibly be
20:00 nubbins` heh
20:00 Duffer1_ i mean, why do people believe getting fiat out of Gox will be easier than getting BTC out of gox (thus causing the price of BTC to increase)
20:01 kakobrekla no amount of digits is going to gox!
20:01 nubbins` who knows?
20:01 nubbins` why did people believe gox could be trusted with funds in the first place
20:01 kakobrekla why did people believe <every scam in btcland> could be trusted with funds in the first place
20:02 Duffer1_ sure but with money trapped their already it's now a question of what people believe they'll have an easier time withdrawing from gox
20:02 Duffer1_ there*
20:11 kakobrekla kraken: Hi Everyone - we are working on a major re-design for the site (no, I don't know when it will come out).
20:11 kakobrekla didnt they lauch like last week?
20:11 kakobrekla launch
20:12 kakobrekla also they added fucking dogecoin
20:12 kakobrekla un fucking believable
20:13 wao-ender nice
20:13 kakobrekla yes, if by nice you mean retarded, we agree.
20:15 Namworld nice as in, let the mythical creatures (kraken, doge, etc) stick together.
20:17 kakobrekla http://twitter.com/rogerkver/status/436663439214120960
20:17 kakobrekla lel
20:19 nubbins` it saddens me when "exchanges" add things like doge
20:19 nubbins` even ltc
20:21 kakobrekla but kraken is hip!
20:21 kakobrekla look at the css
20:21 kakobrekla its amazing
20:21 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
20:23 nullp ;baratio bitstamp
20:24 kakobrekla the what?
20:25 ThickAsThieves here comes 99!
20:26 kakobrekla too bad it wont go to 0
20:26 Namworld MtGox 2 digits
20:26 kakobrekla ;;premium bitstamp mtgox
20:26 ThickAsThieves to the core!
20:26 gribble Premium of Bitstamp over MtGox is currently 456.444069231 %.
20:26 Namworld Cusipzzz 50 retest prediction right.
20:26 Namworld On gox only
20:26 Namworld We're going for it ._.
20:27 kakobrekla dunno where these coins are comming from
20:27 kakobrekla book seems kinda empty
20:27 kakobrekla could be fractional coins
20:27 Namworld book has been empty since like 900 USD per BTC
20:28 kakobrekla on top of everything
20:28 kakobrekla but what does this achieve
20:28 kakobrekla more usd in goxes hands
20:28 Namworld Should have put a 100 BTC short with x100 leverage as soon as bad news hit... if only there was a place to do that.
20:29 MisterE Lots of people got cold Coxed heh
20:29 MisterE I'm all in fiat
20:29 Namworld I could bounce the price back to 900 by closing the short.
20:29 kakobrekla MisterE you are on gox?
20:29 MisterE fuck no
20:29 MisterE their shitty premium and verification process
20:29 MisterE I'm glad they failed like a cancer fallen off
20:30 MisterE plus Japanese lie about everything for a long time before you get the real story
20:30 kakobrekla he is french
20:30 pankkake worse
20:30 nubbins` HEH
20:30 MisterE ^
20:31 pankkake he's fat and french, even more suspicious
20:32 MisterE Trollbox is poppin today
20:34 MisterE Trollbox: "Overstock cancelling bitcoin orders now"
20:35 MisterE gonna go so low and I;m a buy them all
20:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.06200008 = 0.248 BTC [-] {2}
20:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.1011 = 0.4044 BTC [-] {2}
20:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.16230094 = 0.6492 BTC [-] {2}
20:41 Namworld This is great. We're not at like x10 the price of 1.5 year ago.
20:41 Namworld BTC is growing fast man, so fast. Can't believe.
20:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 23 @ 0.10091304 = 2.321 BTC [-] {3}
20:53 Duffer1_ a moment for Gox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4xA5Cggp4
20:53 Duffer1_ RIP my friend
21:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.0710006 = 1.42 BTC [-] {3}
21:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9050 @ 0.00086873 = 7.862 BTC [-] {2}
21:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00086821 = 3.2992 BTC [-]
21:16 Vexual the lack of breakfast egg down the fron't of his magical tshirt is cause for suspicion
21:16 cazalla RIP in peace
21:17 Vexual @150 they may have executed self insurance
21:17 Vexual covered any losses and such
21:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8912 @ 0.00087387 = 7.7879 BTC [+] {3}
21:32 mike_c gox back over 100! to the moon!
21:34 Vexual if they get back, some will make some coin and be happy, like that fat french chep emerging from his kitchen 3 hours later with your roast duck
21:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00086821 = 7.9875 BTC [-]
21:38 Vexual theyre good at being bad
21:49 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt6LqblW1Vo
22:01 Vexual to the atc trader, it seems r3wt saved my pittance from satoshis locker, so I will be trading again on both exchanges
22:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 800 @ 0.00087412 = 0.6993 BTC [+]
22:04 asciilifeform http://www.securelist.com/en/analysis/204792325/Absolute_Computrace_Revisited
22:06 Apocalyptic Vexual, have fun on Openex's spread
22:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10850 @ 0.00087518 = 9.4957 BTC [+] {3}
22:07 Vexual ug
22:07 Vexual we can find a price
22:09 Vexual asciilifeorm, why aren't bioses bigger?
22:09 Vexual storage is cheap now
22:09 asciilifeform Vexual: they're mighty big, if you ask me
22:10 asciilifeform you can fit just about anything in 4-8M
22:11 Vexual titties on the boot screen, thats as advanced as i get
22:15 Vexual is there such thing as a write once bios?
22:15 asciilifeform Vexual: those used to be standard.
22:16 Vexual circa?
22:16 asciilifeform e.g. the mask ROMs found in most 1980s hardware
22:16 Vexual ah
22:17 asciilifeform in late '80s, EPROM (erasable), programmed by removing and baking under uv light to erase, and writing in a gadget built for the purpose
22:17 asciilifeform then, EEPROM (electrically erasable)
22:17 asciilifeform no uv needed
22:17 Vexual you can make it in your kitchen?
22:18 asciilifeform and finally, modern 'flash', which is really an eeprom that operates on ordinary logic voltage
22:18 asciilifeform (rather than the 12v or so 'erase' rail that was once needed)
22:18 asciilifeform kitchen?
22:18 Vexual lab?
22:18 asciilifeform if you need to read/write old roms, consult arcade machine enthusiasts
22:19 Vexual they still us eit?
22:19 asciilifeform example:
22:19 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1066
22:19 asciilifeform little bugger on the bottom-right of 1st shot is eprom
22:19 asciilifeform (top left of 2nd shot, with electrical tape over window)
22:19 asciilifeform http://loper-os.nfshost.com/wp-content/mwredux/rom.jpg
22:20 asciilifeform bottom two photos: ad-hoc reader
22:20 asciilifeform (add 3 wires and 12v rail, it would write)
22:21 Vexual mmmm so lpt
22:21 asciilifeform quick&dirty, works.
22:21 Vexual sexy
22:21 asciilifeform modern pc rarely comes with lpt, i've a pcie card with one just for such occasions.
22:22 Vexual i like how you can ruin shit pugging them in
22:22 asciilifeform ?
22:24 Vexual plugging in a printer in the old days with things turned on occasionally fried motherboards
22:24 asciilifeform ground loop.
22:26 Vexual i/o wasnt meant to be easy
22:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6289 @ 0.00087613 = 5.51 BTC [+]
22:26 asciilifeform paradoxically, i/o was much easier (from designer's point of view) in those days.
22:26 asciilifeform usb is a first-class bitch.
22:27 Vexual bill gates evilest contibutiuon
22:27 asciilifeform blame apple for usb
22:27 Vexual ?
22:27 asciilifeform they introduced it
22:27 asciilifeform it's a refinement of their earlier 'adb'
22:28 asciilifeform (the DIN plugs seen on pre-usb apple keyboards and mice)
22:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.06233334 = 0.187 BTC [+] {3}
22:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.1011 = 0.3033 BTC [-] {3}
22:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.16230094 = 0.4869 BTC [-] {3}
22:28 Vexual oh
22:28 asciilifeform usb is a highly-stateful protocol with a book-length standard
22:29 asciilifeform vs. something like rs-232, which can be described to a child on a napkin.
22:29 asciilifeform or lpt, where there is no protocol to speak of, only a bunch of wires with controllable logic high/low.
22:30 asciilifeform http://www.ermicro.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rs232_01.jpg
22:31 asciilifeform https://www.zaber.com/w/images/thumb/1/13/Rs232_waveform_instruction_byte.jpg/400px-Rs232_waveform_instruction_byte.jpg
22:33 decimation ascii maybe we can boot bios out of a TPM
22:33 Vexual can you get a laptop with a 232 anymore?
22:33 decimation and then have that TPM inside a TPM
22:34 asciilifeform 'we put shit in the shit so you can eat shit while you eat shit' (tpm)
22:35 decimation yo dawg we heard you like security
22:35 TomServo_ Vexual: Not easily from my experience. Although there are USB to RS-232 converters to be had.
22:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6383 @ 0.00087386 = 5.5778 BTC [-]
22:35 decimation ascii your libretto has rs-232 right
22:35 asciilifeform the converters work for most purposes
22:35 asciilifeform yes it does
22:35 asciilifeform and lpt.
22:35 decimation I've spent hours trying to get random usb-232 converters working
22:35 decimation one would think the drivers would be somewhat standard
22:35 Vexual me too
22:35 asciilifeform (if you have a widget that wants hardware flow control, you're generally SOL with the converter)
22:35 decimation not the case
22:37 asciilifeform at any rate, i've worked with gadgets that would not play with any available converter.
22:37 decimation I wish someone would explain why my hard drive, mouse, keyboard and printer all must use the same I/O bus
22:37 decimation did eliminating the PS/2 ports really save anyone any money? I don't get it
22:38 Vexual i dont own a usb kb
22:38 asciilifeform Vexual: same. no kbds made after 1990 or so.
22:38 asciilifeform (garbage)
22:39 Vexual makes it difficult to talk to some things
22:39 asciilifeform ?
22:39 decimation ascii have you tried those 'new' model m's from the guy who bought the factory from IBM in kentucky?
22:39 asciilifeform yes. wasn't really satisfied
22:39 asciilifeform mechanical quality isn't 100% there.
22:39 TomServo_ I was just going to say, I feel like such an idiot for getting rid of all those model Ms
22:40 decimation surely the springs on a 30 year old keyboard are starting to wear?
22:40 asciilifeform decimation: nope.
22:40 kakobrekla i also ditched about 5 of them
22:40 asciilifeform decimation: admittedly, it was ~20 yrs. old when i got to it, so i haven't any idea of what they were like when new.
22:40 kakobrekla maybe theres still some laying around
22:40 asciilifeform they're still ~50 usd. on ebay and the like
22:40 asciilifeform amazingly cheap for what you get.
22:40 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
22:41 kakobrekla yes it was.
22:41 asciilifeform if you're willing to clean the thing yourself, you can go as low as $10.
22:41 asciilifeform keys, caps, and plastic shell overnight in enzyme-bearing dishwash liquid
22:41 asciilifeform wash, rinse, repeat
22:42 asciilifeform alcohol for the electricals
22:43 decimation clickykeyboards.com sells them for ~$95
22:43 asciilifeform did sell. last i checked they were sold out.
22:44 decimation they have some 1391401 models made in 1991
22:44 decimation My first computer was an Epson XT
22:44 decimation cost like $1500 in the late 80's
22:44 Vexual c64
22:45 decimation Apparently the keyboards made after 1992 were made by Lexmark
22:45 kakobrekla black and yellow 286
22:46 decimation that's probably the guy who sells them today
22:46 kakobrekla prolly some clone at that point
22:47 Vexual i had a nice imb xt
22:48 Vexual shouldn't have thrown that out
22:48 Vexual even just the kb
22:49 Duffer1 so here's an odd problem
22:49 Duffer1 i'm unable to upload an image to any file sharing site
22:50 Vexual that had a keyboard connector
22:50 kakobrekla hm might as well color my irc to amber-black scheme
22:50 decimation apparently in March 1991 IBM divested their hardware manufacturing to a company that became Lexmark
22:50 Vexual mines all cga kako
22:51 decimation Lexmark cheapened everything
22:51 kakobrekla Vexual that is not as haxxing as amber
23:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2550 @ 0.00087031 = 2.2193 BTC [-]
23:08 decimation ;;diff
23:08 gribble 3.1295731745222874E9
23:08 decimation .d
23:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5350 @ 0.00086808 = 4.6442 BTC [-] {2}
23:09 decimation ;;seen ozbot
23:09 gribble ozbot was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 hours, 1 minute, and 14 seconds ago: <ozbot> Ken Shirriff's blog: How Hacker News ranking really works: scoring, controversy, and penalties
23:11 Vexual dies a derp
23:11 Vexual whats amber?
23:12 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfS5tgNC6qw
23:13 Vexual ahh 2 colour
23:13 kakobrekla http://sales.hansotten.nl/uploads/msx/monitoren/IMG_6798.JPG
23:14 Vexual yes i ne'r had that
23:14 Vexual if i could experience jealousy or shame, i might
23:18 Vexual i only know awe
23:20 decimation I wonder if someone makes a decent LCD-based serial terminal
23:20 Vexual i mgiht have the bits, u want aluminum or wood?
23:21 decimation heh yeah it wouldn't be hard to build
23:21 decimation I wouldn't mind if it were battery-powered
23:22 Vexual powdercoated steel
23:22 Bugpowder mircea_popescu is back!
23:22 mircea_popescu heya.
23:22 Vexual hey mircea
23:22 mircea_popescu what disaster happened ?
23:22 Bugpowder I have taken the gospel and spread fear in the hearts of men
23:22 Bugpowder #mtgox chat has been muted indefinitely
23:22 decimation ozbot is apparently dead
23:22 Vexual the dude from gox is fat and im on my third bottle of whisky
23:22 Bugpowder channel
23:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4428 @ 0.00087031 = 3.8537 BTC [+]
23:23 Bugpowder not chat
23:23 mircea_popescu mike_c that looks less dumbfoundingly no fucking way-ish. i ordered some data extracted i'll have something in a little
23:23 mircea_popescu once i get to that email or w/e.
23:23 mircea_popescu Bugpowder all hail.
23:23 Bugpowder I watched the pie video two more times and I just can't imagine Tux being evil. So much passion for pie.
23:24 Bugpowder Maybe I am seduced by the french language
23:24 mircea_popescu maybe you're seduced by fatties.
23:24 Vexual i know kaluah when i see it
23:24 mircea_popescu what, srsly, passionate people can't lie ? what's this.
23:24 decimation is that guy still camping outside of mtgox's building in tokyo?
23:24 mike_c less dumbfoundingly stupid? :D assets is so affirming
23:24 mircea_popescu mike_c check yo privilege man.
23:24 mircea_popescu at least you're here.
23:25 mike_c hehe. just teasing.
23:25 Vexual theyre moving to paris so they an toss insolent brits into the river
23:25 mircea_popescu decimation whay wouldn't he, you know ?
23:25 mircea_popescu i mean, he'd be camping somewhere else if not there, not like he has a house or anything.
23:26 mircea_popescu middle class folks looking through the press always imagine that the protesters are you know, like them. house and two cars.
23:26 Vexual nor coin with witch to pay for a roof
23:26 decimation there are probably many actual bums who would be happy to protest for a few coins
23:26 mircea_popescu right ?
23:26 mircea_popescu how do you think obama clinched the elections ?
23:26 decimation Karpales should be arrested by the UN for being a fat fuck
23:27 mircea_popescu #occupy-bumstreet
23:27 decimation busin' bums from the 'hood
23:27 Vexual dont ill have another hernia
23:27 mircea_popescu Vexual i hear Hernia's pretty hawt.
23:29 Vexual seriously, don't make me laugh too much or ill have to pay some faggot surgeon tho render me unconcious and tke a knife to my nether regions
23:29 decimation mircea, I liked your nigger story on trilema, but I was confused about the link on your second footnote - do you mean Yarvin's article posted Sep 2013?
23:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 257 @ 0.00303966 = 0.7812 BTC [+] {2}
23:30 mircea_popescu decimation yes, i do.
23:31 decimation okay that makes sense then
23:31 mircea_popescu a rare day when what you thought mp meant is what mp actually meant.
23:31 mircea_popescu lets celebrate!
23:31 decimation heh. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if Mr. Yarvin reads your blog
23:32 mircea_popescu it wouldn't hurt him if he did.
23:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 909 @ 0.00020009 = 0.1819 BTC [-]
23:32 decimation his early stuff was good, especially on the structure of power in the us and economics
23:32 decimation low SNR though
23:32 mircea_popescu anyway, kids about his age in romania used to do this all the time.
23:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 935 @ 0.00020009 = 0.1871 BTC [-]
23:33 decimation skim stuff from idea makers?
23:33 mircea_popescu i know the general opinion is that omg copying is bad or w/e, but i don't hold it. any painter worth a shit was made by copying the old masters in his own hand. it's how you become a good writer, rewrite fucking hemingway
23:33 mircea_popescu or whover you like.
23:33 mircea_popescu decimation the idea isn't to "skim stuff" and try to pass it as your own. the idea is this :
23:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3050 @ 0.00020108 = 0.6133 BTC [+] {2}
23:34 mircea_popescu suppose a guy who is older than you, and better than you, and smarter and more connected and cultivated and powerful than you has a number of slaves, among which this absolutely breathtakingly stunning young lady.
23:34 mircea_popescu now, stealing her and trying to get her dressed is the best exercise a young boy could possibly attempt.
23:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07000003 = 1.05 BTC [-]
23:35 mircea_popescu because, turns out, keeping teh girl content is not exactly trivial. it seemed trivial back when the other guy was doing it, but it is not in fact trivial.
23:35 mircea_popescu this is much better than derping about "privilege"
23:35 Vexual rum diaries?
23:35 decimation yeah, being a good master (husband, employer, etc) is hardass thankless work
23:36 mircea_popescu it's not thankless.
23:36 mircea_popescu i get thanked on hands and knees on regular basis.
23:36 mircea_popescu this is how socialism starts : by encouraging the slaves to not be expressively thankful.
23:36 mircea_popescu it all proceeds from there.
23:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 76 @ 0.00305 = 0.2318 BTC [+]
23:37 decimation This is how the us has become ungovernable
23:37 mircea_popescu quite possibly.
23:38 mircea_popescu i mean, take the notion of censorship. you consider it unbearable to be told to shut the fuck up, keep your bitching to yourself and disperse right now. but... you DO keep your thanking to yourself as a matter of course, as if it's ordained from on high.
23:38 mircea_popescu not like you go to the boss and say, hey, it just dawned on me, you're so much smarter than me. thank you for taking the time to be my boss.
23:38 mircea_popescu and if anyone else does, whay! THAT ASSHOLE! THAT BROWNNOSE.
23:38 Vexual i vote 2
23:39 mircea_popescu well... in this context censorship is merely the enforcing of the obligation of coherence.
23:39 mircea_popescu suddenly you have a society in which censorship is not at all absurd, but quite logically sound and flowing from what the people do.
23:39 mircea_popescu this sucks.
23:39 mircea_popescu (and obviously i mean nothing personal by "you")
23:40 B007 the boss is not always smarter
23:40 mircea_popescu so then tell him.
23:40 mircea_popescu obviously he's not always smarter.
23:41 Vexual same as ungovernable
23:41 B007 but what if you want to keep the job
23:41 Vexual its not a thing
23:41 decimation so the boss has a right to ensure the slaves are in order
23:41 mircea_popescu you don't want to keep the job where he a) isn't smarter and b) can't cope.
23:41 mircea_popescu decimation more like, it's your duty to live in a sane world.
23:42 decimation in the case where you are in an insane job situation, for example, it would be your duty to leave
23:42 mircea_popescu indeed it would.
23:44 decimation so the position of master cannot be granted by fiat
23:44 mircea_popescu B007 of interest re the boss being smarter always or not, see the mp 50-50 rule, too.
23:44 mircea_popescu decimation yes it can. be your fiat.
23:44 mircea_popescu and it should be, because just like with the poker table : if you live with no masters it just means you're an idiot.
23:45 mircea_popescu s/be your/by your/
23:46 Vexual thats some heavy fucking popescuism
23:46 mircea_popescu yeah, only about 3k years old.
23:46 Vexual i was just gonna say i feel like i should be sitting by a campfire 10k yrs ago
23:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 980 @ 0.0002 = 0.196 BTC [-]
23:49 B007 :%s/be your/by your/g
23:49 Duffer1 i'm at a total loss, what could possible prevent me from uploading images to imgur or photobucket or tinypic..
23:49 decimation it is my experience that there is always someone greater
23:49 Duffer1 possibly*
23:49 B007 Duffer1: whats wrong?
23:50 Duffer1 i get an error message whenever i try to upload a pic to imgur
23:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38600 @ 0.00087322 = 33.7063 BTC [+] {5}
23:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 709 @ 0.00292987 = 2.0773 BTC [-] {11}
23:50 Duffer1 not just imgur but any of those sites, regardless of browser
23:50 B007 what error
23:50 Vexual decimation: i find that when i try to trade
23:50 Duffer1 unknown just says an error occured
23:51 B007 unreliable internet?
23:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1939 @ 0.00082945 = 1.6083 BTC [-] {17}
23:51 dub sniff dem packets
23:51 B007 ya
23:52 Vexual what are you uploading duffer?
23:52 Duffer1 pics of one of my boats for stringpuller
23:53 Vexual one of your boats? how many do you have?
23:53 Duffer1 a few
23:53 Duffer1 they're models
23:53 Vexual tiikoni.com/tis
23:54 dub he got mad yachts
23:56 Vexual are you watching black sails?
23:56 Vexual as a prequal to treasure island it's disappointing
23:56 Duffer1 hey it worked http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=3f29bfd
23:56 Duffer1 how does that work first try but none of the others do.. fml
23:57 Vexual ok now i feel jealousy, do yo u sell them?
23:57 Vexual is taht real copper?
23:57 Duffer1 yea copper hull
23:58 Duffer1 there's no market for em, it's my hobby
23:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 88 @ 0.00299999 = 0.264 BTC [+] {2}
23:59 mircea_popescu Duffer1 the grandeur of javascript.
23:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 37 @ 0.00299999 = 0.111 BTC [+]
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