Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans


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00:05 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUqqbBqEJyU
00:06 Vexual bitcoin will always be from the naughties
00:08 Vexual whats the line on that 10k bet? for posterity
00:15 Vexual 90.77 no 60.46 yes
00:15 Vexual Yes pays: 2.29811264 BTC
00:15 Vexual No pays: 1.58014157 BTC
00:18 Vexual hi 2020
00:20 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWOOyS3QsPE
00:20 ozbot What's it for? [GitS:SAC O.S.T 2] - YouTube
00:25 Vexual hey mircea_popescue, are you going to wimbledon if Halep my arse is too hot plays there?
00:25 mircea_popescu nah, she's old by now.
00:26 mircea_popescu not to mention titless
00:26 Vexual latieral lol
00:26 mircea_popescu she was hawt as hell when she was 16 i'll tell you that.
00:26 Vexual strawberrys and champagene tho
00:27 mircea_popescu there's something heartwarmingly cute about prime cut that doesn't quite know just how prime it is, or even what exactly cuts would be.
00:28 Vexual exactly, seats at the end of the court are cheaper
00:29 mircea_popescu not even that. just, naivite is less jarring than stupidite
00:29 Vexual its england, they don't hold that against anyone
00:33 Vexual 2 milly in prizemoney
00:33 Vexual you'd make a cute couple
00:35 mircea_popescu i only make harems.
00:36 Vexual hey i dont wanna tell you how to pimp, im just sayin
00:37 mircea_popescu funniest thing, of course, is that her dad owns a dairy farm
00:37 mircea_popescu literally.
00:37 BingoBoingo gg truffles
00:38 truffles :)
00:38 mircea_popescu haha he won ?
00:38 Vexual agricuture and shit
00:39 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: He did indeed
00:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49988 @ 0.00092089 = 46.0334 BTC [+] {2}
00:39 mircea_popescu bwaghahaha
00:39 BingoBoingo My first loss to a challenger in -assets
00:39 truffles orly
00:40 mircea_popescu all hail truffles, king of the improbable
00:40 truffles its been a while
00:40 Vexual lol
00:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5102 @ 0.00092746 = 4.7319 BTC [+]
00:40 Vexual nubbins never bettered you?
00:40 mircea_popescu are you two gonna rematch ?
00:41 Vexual bitbet
00:41 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I don't see why not
00:41 truffles that took longer than i hoped, so maybe later or tomorrow
00:41 mircea_popescu lmao
00:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21456 @ 0.00092833 = 19.9182 BTC [+]
00:41 BingoBoingo I've already issued the challenge
00:41 truffles i have to eat now
00:42 truffles and or sleep
00:42 mircea_popescu we;ll end up with the -assets chess championship
00:42 Vexual you go fattie
00:42 BingoBoingo I've got vodka to keep drinking
00:42 truffles har har
00:42 Vexual next thing we know, truffles gets a breast reduction for assets chest
00:42 mircea_popescu hater.
00:43 BingoBoingo I don't think it will last till tomorrow, and it is fucking cold outside. I'm ready to keep on playing
00:43 truffles ure not even taking it srsly pfff
00:43 Namworld How cold?
00:43 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo find a 4th to play with you two and nubbins, and i'll donate a .15 BTC purse for your competition, .1 to the winner, .5 to 2nd place. play each against other 3, count scores.
00:43 BingoBoingo Namworld: This afternoon we had positive temperatures
00:43 mircea_popescu .05 i mean.
00:44 truffles well then tomorrow BingoBoingo?
00:44 Namworld Celcius?
00:44 Namworld 4th for what?
00:44 mircea_popescu for chess
00:44 truffles tomorrow is like 10hrs or less for me
00:44 BingoBoingo truffles: i don't knwo if mircea_popescu will keep the pot that long
00:44 mircea_popescu it's good for the rest of the month.
00:44 Namworld I'm in for chess
00:44 truffles we didnt play for money though
00:44 mircea_popescu chess doesn't take to rushing
00:44 mircea_popescu so there's your 4th then.
00:45 mircea_popescu sort a championship somehow and lemme see the games :D
00:45 truffles money the bringer of evil
00:45 BingoBoingo Well to see the games we are probably best off jsut passing notation in the channel
00:45 mircea_popescu works.
00:45 Vexual have to
00:45 Namworld IRChess
00:46 BingoBoingo I actually prefer just passing moves on IRC https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebraic_notation_%28chess%29
00:46 truffles maybe i play again when ur champsionship is completed?
00:46 mircea_popescu lol stop being such a queenie truffles.
00:47 truffles that setup requires set times, which i dont work by ldo
00:47 truffles anyways gotta tend to stuff
00:47 mircea_popescu you still negotiate a time with the others like you did previously, cause you gotta be both online somehow
00:47 truffles later
00:48 randomcloud Hiyo :D
00:48 Namworld So who's participating
00:48 randomcloud Anybody wanna play chess?
00:48 BingoBoingo I guess I am, I still have vodka
00:48 Vexual noe me
00:48 randomcloud Is this gonna be at a separate chess site or here?
00:48 randomcloud I don't have my own board :(
00:49 Vexual got a printer?
00:49 randomcloud Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. :P I have nothing to use for pieces though. Maybe there's a board online I could use. Hold on
00:50 Vexual print pieces too genius
00:50 Vexual two cpoies of bongobrains jpeg will do it
00:50 randomcloud But, but that takes effort.
00:50 randomcloud :(
00:51 chatquack http://www.caissa.com/chess-tools/pgn-editor.php
00:51 randomcloud Ok, I found a good online board site thing.
00:51 Vexual is bongo sharking or is truffles chess?
00:52 Namworld What chatquack listed will do nicely
00:52 BingoBoingo Vexual: That is the dangerous question.
00:52 randomcloud My internet is slow and a pain in the ass. Oh well
00:53 Vexual i have no idea bongo, i am actually as shit as chess as i appear
00:53 BingoBoingo nubbins' here?
00:54 randomcloud I suck at chess, oh well
00:54 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo nubbins' stuck
00:54 ozbot Snow - Informer 1992 HQ - YouTube
00:55 Namworld Ok, who's the 4 players and can we play before I go sleep?
00:55 Vexual mircea_popescue, can i get side action on my name?
00:55 randomcloud I wanna play
00:55 BingoBoingo I'm playing, randomclod seems to be playing, nubbins seems MIA, and truffles is apparently a pussy
00:56 Vexual thats like asking putin for a ride on his w wheeler
00:56 BingoBoingo Are we doing a round robin or an elimination format
00:56 Vexual *4
00:56 mircea_popescu round robit
00:56 mircea_popescu robit lol. rabbit!
00:56 randomcloud So the winners of the first two games will face off against each other?
00:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00091971 = 7.8175 BTC [-]
00:57 BingoBoingo Very delicious animal mircea_popescu
00:57 mircea_popescu so it is.
00:57 BingoBoingo Love me some robit
00:57 Vexual taters and garlic
00:57 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2010/retete-de-criza-astazi-pisica/ << "bad economy recipes. today, cat"
00:57 ozbot Retete de criza. Astazi, pisica. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
00:57 BingoBoingo randomcloud: Play while three and four decide who they are>
00:58 randomcloud Who am I playing against?
00:58 Namworld I'm getting impatient to play ._.
00:58 BingoBoingo Namworld: SO you are 3. Who is 4?
00:59 Vexual new channel assets chess
00:59 BingoBoingo Namworld randomcloud Which one of you am I playing first?
00:59 randomcloud doesn't matter to me
01:00 mircea_popescu randomcloud is a girl ?!
01:00 BingoBoingo randomcloud Namworld heads or tails
01:00 Vexual london mist
01:00 mircea_popescu ;;coin
01:00 gribble tails
01:00 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: To the best of my knowledge
01:00 randomcloud Why is that always such a surprise to people?
01:00 mircea_popescu randomcloud not to people, to geeks.
01:00 BingoBoingo randomcloud: because internet
01:00 randomcloud Fair.
01:00 Vexual £life
01:01 Namworld How does round robin works?
01:01 mircea_popescu basically the internet is a glimpse into the future of india. girls are about as common as good pickles.
01:01 mircea_popescu Namworld you play each other person.
01:01 BingoBoingo Namworld: round robin means everyone plays everyone
01:02 randomcloud I can't play two games at the same time. :( Can't we do this tournament style
01:02 randomcloud ?
01:02 mircea_popescu obviously you play them in order lol
01:02 chatquack *chess orgy*
01:02 BingoBoingo randomcloud: This works with one game at a time best
01:02 BingoBoingo Just a matter of getting the first game going
01:02 randomcloud Ok. *phew*
01:03 randomcloud I hope we play soon, I want to sleep soon
01:03 mircea_popescu what's with everyone and sleeping
01:03 mircea_popescu it's 8am you lazy bums
01:03 BingoBoingo I dunno.
01:03 Namworld It's late here
01:03 Namworld This land here not be flat
01:03 mircea_popescu o, that.
01:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14250 @ 0.0009226 = 13.1471 BTC [+]
01:04 mircea_popescu see, that's a good girl.
01:04 BingoBoingo Namworld: Heads or tails
01:04 Vexual play=eat?
01:04 Namworld heads
01:04 BingoBoingo ;;coin
01:04 gribble heads
01:04 mircea_popescu ha
01:04 BingoBoingo pick a color
01:04 BingoBoingo gringo or negro
01:05 Namworld What do i win?
01:05 Vexual more that you made today
01:05 BingoBoingo Namworld: You won the right to pick your color in the game.
01:05 Namworld head for gringo, tail for negro
01:05 BingoBoingo White moves first
01:05 Namworld ;;coin
01:05 gribble tails
01:05 Namworld I chose black
01:05 BingoBoingo d4
01:06 Namworld ok one sec, let me resize things
01:06 Namworld ok
01:07 Namworld Nc6
01:07 BingoBoingo Nf3
01:08 Namworld e6
01:08 randomcloud Who am I playing?
01:08 mircea_popescu you are playing a girl on an irc channel
01:09 Namworld We lack another player. I'm playing bingoboingo.
01:09 randomcloud Sadface. :(
01:09 BingoBoingo c3
01:09 Namworld Tournament doesn't need to be completed today. You can go sleep.
01:09 mircea_popescu ring up nubs or truffles and insist
01:09 Vexual cloud plays haelep
01:09 randomcloud Aww, I wanted to play. Phooey.
01:10 BingoBoingo Diablo-D3: Chess is paleo, I swear
01:10 Namworld d6
01:11 BingoBoingo Bg5
01:11 Namworld f6
01:12 BingoBoingo Bh4
01:12 BingoBoingo Fuck, this is going to be a long game
01:13 Namworld e5
01:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00092454 = 6.518 BTC [+]
01:13 BingoBoingo d5
01:14 Namworld e4
01:15 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmXvpuseXWU
01:15 ozbot Fela Kuti - Expensive Shit (afrobeat) - YouTube
01:15 BingoBoingo dxc6
01:16 Namworld exf3
01:16 chatquack first blood!
01:17 BingoBoingo cxb7
01:18 Namworld I think the website chatquack suggested will allow replay
01:18 chatquack yes'um
01:18 Namworld Bxb7
01:19 BingoBoingo exf3
01:19 Namworld Nh6
01:20 mircea_popescu soo cryptsy has gone full derp mode huh
01:20 BingoBoingo Bb5+
01:20 Vexual since laways, whats new?
01:20 KRS1 btc-guild is offline..anyone mine here?
01:20 BingoBoingo Cryptsy was always derp
01:21 KRS1 cryptsy sux ass sideways
01:21 Vexual go solo krs
01:21 KRS1 Vexual, lol not enough power for that
01:21 Namworld c6
01:21 mircea_popescu ya but now losing deposits ?!
01:22 Vexual what chains?
01:22 mircea_popescu i agree it was never good or anything
01:22 BingoBoingo Qe2+
01:23 KRS1 how's their fund or whatever they got going doing
01:23 Namworld Qe7
01:23 BingoBoingo QxQ+
01:23 Vexual https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaPKBY-_h4sLpqUfxpjh12yjGgWNXSkes4iDM097hYd2sjGhhFPQ
01:24 Namworld I can't make the site replicate that... I assume you're taking my queen
01:24 Namworld Shown as Qxe7+
01:24 BingoBoingo Namworld: yes, with my queen
01:25 Namworld Bxe7
01:25 KRS1 damn thats high
01:25 BingoBoingo Bc4
01:25 KRS1 ever see the video that dude skydive from the stratusphere?
01:26 Namworld Nf5
01:26 BingoBoingo 0-0
01:27 Namworld Mutual annihilation is not a move.
01:28 BingoBoingo Namworld: That was castling kingside
01:28 Vexual KRS1 thats normal cruising altitude, just australia, or some other gondwana shit
01:28 Namworld oh... let me try to enter that.
01:29 KRS1 Vexual: are you aboriginie?
01:29 Namworld Shows O-O, not 0-0
01:29 Vexual probably
01:29 KRS1 I have been reading about your people.
01:29 BingoBoingo Namworld: Details...
01:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 159 @ 0.001 = 0.159 BTC [+]
01:29 Namworld I'm not used about notations at all eh
01:29 Namworld Nxh4
01:30 KRS1 gonna go get some rest..bbl maybe
01:30 BingoBoingo g3
01:30 Namworld Shoulda moved a pawn to eat my horsey the turn before
01:31 Namworld Nxf3+
01:31 BingoBoingo Kg2
01:32 Namworld c5
01:33 chatquack oh damn snap
01:34 BingoBoingo Bb5+
01:34 Namworld Kf8
01:38 mircea_popescu !t m x.eur
01:38 assbot [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00166667 / 0.00197819 / 0.002 (5350 shares, 10.58 BTC), 7D: 0.00166667 / 0.00197819 / 0.002 (5350 shares, 10.58 BTC), 30D: 0.00166667 / 0.00203131 / 0.00333333 (6001 shares, 12.19 BTC)
01:38 BingoBoingo Bc4
01:38 mircea_popescu ha, starting to move.
01:39 Vexual retards shoulda had me play and got the prize money
01:39 Namworld Nd4+
01:39 Vexual thats chess
01:40 BingoBoingo f3
01:40 Namworld Nc2
01:41 BingoBoingo Nd2
01:42 randomcloud Is the game still going on?
01:42 chatquack hmmm why was Nd4+ a check?
01:42 BingoBoingo chatquack: The bishop on b7
01:42 BingoBoingo Twas a discovered check
01:42 chatquack Ohhhhh
01:43 mircea_popescu flashy.
01:44 BingoBoingo randomcloud: yeah, but you can start a game with whoever decides to be number 4
01:44 Vexual nubbins'
01:44 randomcloud I doubt there'll be a number 4 tonight, and right now, I'm eating delicious pasta. :3
01:45 Namworld argh my gameboard screwed
01:45 BingoBoingo lol
01:45 Namworld One pawn disappeared
01:45 BingoBoingo my board is right where I left it, on the floor
01:46 Vexual amongst the unvacuumed
01:49 BingoBoingo Namworld is taking an awful lot of time to move while having a meterial advantage
01:49 Vexual searching for pawn
01:49 BingoBoingo Wait, is Vexual Namworld and Namworld Vexual?
01:50 Vexual no
01:51 Vexual im not allowed in bankok
01:51 Namworld Sorry, I was redoing the board
01:52 Namworld had to reenter all the damn shit
01:52 Namworld ok
01:52 BingoBoingo assbot needs a chess clock
01:52 Vexual and a visualiseer with live odds
01:52 Namworld Nxa1
01:53 BingoBoingo RxN
01:53 Namworld g5
01:54 BingoBoingo Bd3
01:54 Namworld g4
01:54 chatquack *gasp*
01:55 randomcloud I think you guys just ought to use chess.com instead of the chess room. This takes so long. :/
01:55 randomcloud Err, the chess BOT,
01:55 randomcloud The chess bot is what I meant. :X Ok, I'm tired.
01:56 BingoBoingo Ne4
01:57 Namworld I'm using http://www.caissa.com/chess-tools/pgn-editor.php
01:57 Namworld Rg8
01:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 224 @ 0.00091971 = 0.206 BTC [-]
01:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14559 @ 0.00091946 = 13.3864 BTC [-] {3}
01:59 BingoBoingo Bc4
02:00 Namworld gfx3+
02:01 Namworld gxf3+*
02:01 BingoBoingo Kxf3
02:01 Namworld d5
02:03 BingoBoingo Nxf6
02:04 Namworld You want to sacrifice the horse?
02:05 Namworld dxc4+
02:05 BingoBoingo I resign, gg Namworld
02:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30964 @ 0.0009191 = 28.459 BTC [-] {2}
02:06 chatquack oh noes
02:06 BingoBoingo So... randomcloud versus Namworld is next?
02:08 randomcloud_ I'm too tired to play tonight.
02:08 randomcloud_ Can't we play tomorrow?
02:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10736 @ 0.00091838 = 9.8597 BTC [-]
02:08 randomcloud_ And my internet crashed. :/
02:08 randomcloud_ Hold on
02:09 randomcloud Fix'd.
02:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10226 @ 0.00091838 = 9.3914 BTC [-]
02:10 chatquack g'night folks
02:11 Namworld Ok, tomorrow for the follow up of the tournament
02:11 Namworld The game, animated http://i.imgur.com/yjHTUNR.gif
02:12 Vexual you should both win the right to hunt for meat, even tho there werent four
02:12 BingoBoingo Since this is a round robin who is the 4th player. That seems unsettled.
02:16 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Do you fancy entering your own tournament?
02:18 Namworld Maybe he's a good player. Better not ask him to.
02:19 randomcloud You ever have that extremely annoying feeling when you feel a sneeze coming on but it's not powerful enough to trigger a sneeze, just make the inside of your nose itch like hell?
02:20 BingoBoingo ;;ident bingoboingo
02:20 gribble Nick 'bingoboingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
02:21 BingoBoingo If we can find a fourth player I will further sweeten the pot with an additional 0.2 BTC with 0.1 BTC going to first place and 0.05 BTC going to each second and third places on top of what MP established
02:24 Namworld randomcloud, yes
02:25 randomcloud I wish I could make it stop DDDD:
02:26 Namworld Use an irritant, sneeze anyway
02:26 BingoBoingo So... is randomcloud Namworld the next game?
02:26 Namworld I guess
02:26 Namworld or you and randomcloud
02:26 Namworld Either
02:26 Namworld or randomcloud vs 4th player
02:28 randomcloud I'll play whoever, just not tonight, I'm getting ready for bed
02:30 BingoBoingo I guess maybe we are waiting on nubbins'
02:31 BingoBoingo I authed so however this thing lines up I am committing the 0.2 BTC on top of the rest of the pot.
02:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 1065 @ 0.00324834 = 3.4595 BTC [-] {11}
02:44 BingoBoingo assbot: Can you play amazing chess?
02:44 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
02:45 Namworld ok, going to sleep
02:45 randomcloud Does that thing have an AI or is someone just talking through its account?
02:46 BingoBoingo randomcloud: assbot is a bot
02:46 BingoBoingo it reports asses
02:46 BingoBoingo *assets
02:47 BingoBoingo randomcloud: Are you sure you don't have jsut one game in you.
02:47 BingoBoingo I have not won a game yet tonight and the better part of a fifth of vodka is in any challenger's favor.
02:48 BingoBoingo *not fifth, handle as per the picture I linked earlier.
02:48 taub_ the fuck, was mtgox down?
02:49 taub_ or just their websocket, huge gap down on my chart
02:49 BingoBoingo taub_: Fuck gox, do you play chess?
02:49 taub_ no
02:49 BingoBoingo Suck a dick then you Oklahomo
02:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20938 @ 0.00091712 = 19.2027 BTC [-] {2}
02:49 taub_ haha, maybe i should pick it up, i haerd it like uh is also helpful for other areas in life
02:50 taub_ but i don't like the thinking part of it =D
02:50 BingoBoingo Nah, it is completely fucking useless.
02:50 taub_ hah okay
02:50 BingoBoingo Like Merkel trees, No use exists what so fucking ever
02:50 taub_ thought maybe it trains you in strategic thinking or thining ahead?
02:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16462 @ 0.00091432 = 15.0515 BTC [-] {2}
02:51 BingoBoingo I hear playing handegg does a better job at that.
02:51 randomcloud Nah. I'm going to bed in a half hour. Tomorrow would be better.
02:52 BingoBoingo Won 1BTC on 0.15 BTC risked.
02:52 taub_ where u bet?
02:53 BingoBoingo taub_: Bitbook.biz, bu I am hesistant to endorse it because they could collapse into scam at any time.
02:53 taub_ just wanting to check the site out, i don't like betting myself
02:53 BingoBoingo I greatly prefer BitBet, but BetBet doesn't follow ever game of the season for every league.
02:54 taub_ i dont like the bitbet system
02:54 randomcloud Oh, damn, that's fantastic BingoBoingo
02:54 taub_ odds can change pretty greatly can't they?
02:54 BingoBoingo I used to like Bitcoinsports.eu, but here's the narrative of how they went scam http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/01/05/a-descent-into-scam-bitcoinsports-eu/
02:55 randomcloud If you think they'll scam out you should get your money out of there as soon as you get it
02:55 BingoBoingo randomcloud: It happens more nights than I lose
02:55 BingoBoingo randomcloud: Well, generally that is the plan
02:55 BingoBoingo Even if I think they are safe for a longer period of time.
02:57 BingoBoingo randomcloud: You register in the WOT yet?
02:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 781 @ 0.00091406 = 0.7139 BTC [-]
02:58 randomcloud No, I forgot how.
02:58 randomcloud I forgot how to even start that GPG thing. :(
03:00 BingoBoingo You set up GPG right?
03:00 randomcloud Yeah, I did, I just forgot every aspect of actually running it.
03:00 randomcloud I set it up like a month ago.
03:00 randomcloud I have the command-line GPG
03:01 BingoBoingo randomcloud: Open a window with Gribble and try ;;gpg eauth
03:02 BingoBoingo It should offer you a block of text. Decrypt it and then ;;gpg everify
03:04 randomcloud Hold on, I googled how to turn GPG on :/
03:04 randomcloud I feel like such a noob, oh well
03:05 BingoBoingo This is bitcoin. There won't be people who aren't noobs for at least another 8 years
03:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25555 @ 0.00091337 = 23.3412 BTC [-]
03:19 bitmyass wtf is going on with bitcoin
03:19 bitmyass can anyone plz help
03:20 bitmyass plz anyone have an idea
03:21 BingoBoingo bitmyass: What do you mean WTF
03:21 bitmyass what is going on with bitcoin
03:21 BingoBoingo bitmyass: It is just kind of sitting around being the ultimate store of value. What the fuck were you expecting.
03:22 bitmyass well is it gonna go back up or what
03:22 bitmyass keep falling ??
03:22 randomcloud What do you mean go back up?
03:22 randomcloud Did the price drop?
03:22 bitmyass when will it be worth more
03:23 bitmyass it was 980 less than 2 days ago....
03:23 randomcloud As if that isn't enough.
03:24 bitmyass well i bought it at 940 like an idiot
03:24 bitmyass will it be back there anytime soon (940usd)
03:26 IveBeenBit bitmyass, the trick is to place a giant market order to buy on the exchange. That usually drives the price up.
03:27 BingoBoingo bitmyass: Just calm your bid and wait a decade or two. Impatient motherfucker.
03:27 bitmyass ok i will what will it be worth in 20 years
03:28 BingoBoingo Who the fuck knows.
03:29 BingoBoingo Build something of value on you own, or jsut fucking accept already that the value you hold is at the mercy of other ppeople
03:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 162 @ 0.003074 = 0.498 BTC [+]
03:30 randomcloud Isn't that how all money works?
03:30 BingoBoingo +1
03:31 mircea_popescu lol the people and their dreams.
03:33 bitmyass money is a fucking joke
03:33 mircea_popescu the funniest one.
03:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1287 @ 0.00294666 = 3.7924 BTC [-] {9}
03:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 29 @ 0.00379497 = 0.1101 BTC [+]
03:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47100 @ 0.0009134 = 43.0211 BTC [+] {2}
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04:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13914 @ 0.00091345 = 12.7097 BTC [+]
04:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7491 @ 0.00091598 = 6.8616 BTC [+]
04:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20304 @ 0.00090902 = 18.4567 BTC [-] {3}
04:44 BingoBoingo BTC business I hope succeed https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=397189
04:58 b1z Hello everyone
04:59 b1z Has anybody read about this yet? http://bitcoinreviewer.com/peerbet-review/
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05:22 mircea_popescu mnope
05:23 mircea_popescu "Bitcoin Reviewer is the leading review and rating site for the Bitcoin gambling industry." herp
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05:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14450 @ 0.00082205 = 11.8786 BTC [-]
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06:01 mircea_popescu .d
06:01 ozbot 1418481395.26264 | Next Diff in 934 blocks | Estimated Change: 17.1234% in 5d 8h 52m 41s
06:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00082205 = 10.6867 BTC [-]
06:06 kakobrekla hm
06:06 kakobrekla aligators any good?
06:07 mircea_popescu yup
06:08 kakobrekla you had one?
06:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10100 @ 0.00082413 = 8.3237 BTC [+]
06:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16668 @ 0.00082413 = 13.7366 BTC [+]
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07:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 148 @ 0.00292209 = 0.4325 BTC [-] {3}
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08:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04999998 = 0.2 BTC [-]
08:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3000 @ 0.001 = 3 BTC [+]
08:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00300977 = 0.1806 BTC [-] {3}
08:13 kakobrekla mission success www.coindesk.com/kanye-west-lawyers-coinye/
08:13 Duffer1 oh lawd this is going to end well
08:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4490 @ 0.00082413 = 3.7003 BTC [+]
08:23 mircea_popescu kakobrekla yes, they're eaten in the southern us
08:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32250 @ 0.00082403 = 26.575 BTC [-]
08:33 kakobrekla i didnt know the thing was edible
08:35 mircea_popescu mostly the legs
08:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12054 @ 0.00082468 = 9.9407 BTC [+]
08:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2396 @ 0.00082506 = 1.9768 BTC [+]
08:59 deadweasel Butthurt CoinYe West.. for thee we mine.
09:12 thestrin1puller !ticker m s.mpoe
09:12 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00082205 / 0.00090416 / 0.00092833 (715947 shares, 647.33 BTC), 7D: 0.00082205 / 0.00090683 / 0.00092833 (7486021 shares, 6,788.61 BTC), 30D: 0.00062972 / 0.00088703 / 0.00092833 (24926565 shares, 22,110.63 BTC)
09:12 thestrin1puller ;;ticker
09:12 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 935.015, Best ask: 940.0, Bid-ask spread: 4.98500, Last trade: 935.01, 24 hour volume: 22259.06177619, 24 hour low: 859.0, 24 hour high: 998.9, 24 hour vwap: 925.62216
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09:31 KRS1 mostly the tail is eaten..its very good, kind of like chicken but better.
09:33 KRS1 i live in the southeastern part of the united states and actually know good ole' boys who hunt and eat alligator. many of them have alligator skin wearables like boots. their skin is very durable.
09:34 KRS1 we mostly like to sit around, drink beer and talk about our 4x4 trucks.
09:35 ThickAsThieves http://www.berkshares.org/index.htm
09:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27550 @ 0.00082506 = 22.7304 BTC [+]
09:42 KRS1 man..ppl are getting ready to say f'ck the dollar huh
09:42 KRS1 moving localized currencies like this should turn the u.s. into a tribual type society if my education serves me correctly.
09:45 KRS1 heya LorenzoMoney1 did you get my im
09:45 KRS1 about Miami
09:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15606 @ 0.00082508 = 12.8762 BTC [+] {2}
09:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 200 @ 0.003 = 0.6 BTC [-] {3}
09:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 58 @ 0.003 = 0.174 BTC [-] {2}
09:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 88 @ 0.003 = 0.264 BTC [-] {2}
10:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45000003 BTC [-]
10:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 200 @ 0.003 = 0.6 BTC [-]
10:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 25 @ 0.49230356 = 12.3076 BTC [+] {12}
10:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 107 @ 0.00463747 = 0.4962 BTC [+] {3}
10:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 400 @ 0.001 = 0.4 BTC [+]
10:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16050 @ 0.00082426 = 13.2294 BTC [-] {2}
10:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1100 @ 0.00082385 = 0.9062 BTC [-]
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10:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 960 @ 0.00292763 = 2.8105 BTC [-] {5}
10:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46002001 BTC [-]
10:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46000021 BTC [-]
10:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22300 @ 0.000823 = 18.3529 BTC [-]
11:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32206 @ 0.00082564 = 26.5906 BTC [+] {3}
11:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3576 @ 0.0008317 = 2.9742 BTC [+]
11:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 32 @ 0.04999998 = 1.6 BTC [-]
11:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29500 @ 0.00083175 = 24.5366 BTC [+] {2}
11:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 60 @ 0.00326998 = 0.1962 BTC [-]
11:25 mircea_popescu http://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanvardi/2014/01/06/the-biggest-bet-ever/
11:25 ozbot The Biggest Bet Ever: Soros, Paulson and Cooperman Take On Adelson Over The Future Of Gambling In Am
11:25 mircea_popescu sheldon is "willing to spend whatever it takes to stop online gambling"
11:25 mircea_popescu unfortunately... he has no bitcoin, and I will piss in his polished skull.
11:27 the20year why?
11:28 the20year nm
11:28 the20year header answeredm y question
11:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 12 @ 0.02520003 = 0.3024 BTC [-]
11:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21500 @ 0.00082398 = 17.7156 BTC [-] {2}
11:33 deadweasel lulzy, "I'm going to throw money at a problem until it disappears". Good luck buddy, enjoy the yellow tint from your skull windows.
11:34 deadweasel thanks for the piss, mp
11:38 kakobrekla http://www.businessinsider.com/alibaba-bans-bitcoin-2014-1
11:38 ozbot Alibaba bans Bitcoin - Business Insider
11:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46312226 BTC [+]
11:44 mircea_popescu yw
11:47 TomServo Heh, did you see evoorhees commented on the Forbes article? Suggestion: let’s stop trying to legislate peoples’ personal choices.
11:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 127 @ 0.001 = 0.127 BTC [+]
11:48 TomServo Speaking of, was the SD buyer ever revealed?
11:49 mircea_popescu not really.
12:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00297879 = 0.1489 BTC [+] {2}
12:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.001 = 0.2 BTC [+]
12:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02520999 = 0.126 BTC [+]
12:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 15997 @ 0.0000925 = 1.4797 BTC [+] {2}
12:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31294 @ 0.000823 = 25.755 BTC [-]
12:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 606 @ 0.00082226 = 0.4983 BTC [-]
12:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1254 BTC [+]
12:23 asciilifeform from the circus: http://news.sky.com/story/1191920/speeding-indiana-driver-had-48-bombs-in-car
12:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00440974 = 0.1764 BTC [-]
12:34 mircea_popescu send agent on bizzare mission, send local police after him, save on retirement benefits
12:35 asciilifeform by some accounts, soviet GRU did this routinely - or rather, training missions with local police as adversary
12:35 asciilifeform with the difference that they'd spring the practice-saboteur from the clink in the end
12:36 mircea_popescu course... bogus slavski...
12:37 asciilifeform polish, ~ 'glory to god'
12:37 asciilifeform but surely, the bogometer arrow is moving.
12:37 mircea_popescu myeah
12:38 asciilifeform some people own digital bogometers, not me.
12:38 asciilifeform i prefer the old style.
12:41 asciilifeform in other news, mr. goat says, 'cold boot attack' now commercial widget: https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2014/01/friday_squid_bl_407.html#c3393556
12:41 Namworld Ready for some chess
12:44 the20year unpossible
12:45 asciilifeform the20year: try it yourself. 'canned dust blower' is the 'freon' in question. a few $ per bottle.
12:45 the20year i was just talking about the fact i was assured by many 'security experts' that truecrypt was unbreakable
12:46 asciilifeform no deep science here, if the key lives in consumer DRAM, you can pull it out, using this or several other methods.
12:47 asciilifeform if the machine is running, the key is in there somewhere.
12:48 asciilifeform 'cold boot' method is at least a decade old.
12:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 199 @ 0.00288211 = 0.5735 BTC [-] {3}
12:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19776 @ 0.00083196 = 16.4528 BTC [+]
12:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 180 @ 0.00287533 = 0.5176 BTC [-] {4}
12:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 621 @ 0.00287102 = 1.7829 BTC [-] {3}
13:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2563 @ 0.00083333 = 2.1358 BTC [+]
13:05 truffles BingoBoingo hangover ?
13:05 BingoBoingo truffles: A bit of one
13:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 94 @ 0.00296999 = 0.2792 BTC [+] {3}
13:05 truffles noob
13:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00297549 = 0.2975 BTC [+] {2}
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13:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5650 @ 0.00083028 = 4.6911 BTC [-]
13:34 Namworld randomcloud not around? Have we found a 4th tournament participant?
13:35 the20year Anyone know offhand the cost to list on havelock?
13:36 Namworld 1 BTC and a lot of trouble
13:39 the20year trouble?
13:43 ll_ its 1 btc/mo
13:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 41 @ 0.003798 = 0.1557 BTC [+] {2}
13:43 ll_ +5% of raised capital
13:43 Duffer1 o.0
13:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 80 @ 0.0038 = 0.304 BTC [+]
13:45 ThickAsThieves 5% of raised capital, not bad
13:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13786 @ 0.00082809 = 11.416 BTC [-] {2}
13:45 the20year ouch
13:45 the20year they have buy/sell fees?
13:46 ll_ 0.4% on the sell
13:46 the20year cray cray
13:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02521 = 0.2521 BTC [+] {2}
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14:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 44 @ 0.45340555 = 19.9498 BTC [-] {11}
14:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.45000001 = 5.85 BTC [-] {4}
14:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.41 BTC [-]
14:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27645 @ 0.00082733 = 22.8715 BTC [-] {3}
14:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02521001 = 0.1008 BTC [+] {2}
14:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 53 @ 0.00459991 = 0.2438 BTC [+] {3}
14:21 BingoBoingo Namworld: At the rate competition is moving we might as well wait and anticipate nubbins' as competitor #4
14:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.10304285 = 0.7213 BTC [-] {4}
14:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00440035 = 0.264 BTC [-] {6}
14:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.004495 = 0.1798 BTC [+] {2}
14:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 26 @ 0.00449443 = 0.1169 BTC [-] {4}
14:39 diametric ;;ident diametric
14:39 gribble Nick 'diametric', with hostmask 'diametric!~diametric@2604:3400:dc1:43:216:3eff:fe27:bf9d', is identified as user 'diametric', with GPG key id BDD47433133081CF, key fingerprint 0789CB4F508B384EB74CEFBFBDD47433133081CF, and bitcoin address None
14:39 diametric huzzah.
14:43 ThickAsThieves now you are more trusted than Kanye West
14:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13400 @ 0.00083028 = 11.1258 BTC [+]
14:44 mircea_popescu lol
14:44 mike_c i heard a report that kanye is suing the "makers of bitcoin". i don't know why it still astounds me how stupid journalists are.
14:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5650 @ 0.0008303 = 4.6912 BTC [+]
14:44 mircea_popescu mike_c was here earlier too
14:45 mike_c yeah, but that one at least had it right that he was going after coinye, not the "makers of bitcoin".
14:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13700 @ 0.00083036 = 11.3759 BTC [+] {2}
14:46 ThickAsThieves reviews https://plus.google.com/106568354491101775421/about?gl=us&hl=en
14:46 ThickAsThieves "Well strap on a bomb vest and call me a terrorist, this place has it all! "
14:54 jurov public lawsuit is exactly what coinye needs
14:58 diametric I pretty much ignored coinye but now with the threat of a lawsuit I almost feel like its going to gain some value
14:58 diametric at least short term while people think its something special
14:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43220 @ 0.00083089 = 35.9111 BTC [+] {2}
14:58 mike_c no such thing as bad publicity. ask bitbet :)
14:58 diametric then dump it before they realize its yet another pointless altcoin
14:59 ThickAsThieves but if we all go for the blonde, none of us will get her
15:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 97 @ 0.00297548 = 0.2886 BTC [+] {4}
15:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 104 @ 0.00297878 = 0.3098 BTC [+] {3}
15:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00458995 = 0.2524 BTC [+] {3}
15:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35800 @ 0.00083413 = 29.8619 BTC [+] {2}
15:05 asciilifeform world is still waiting for the first altcoin with a point.
15:10 Duffer1 trolling kanye is good enough for me
15:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 729 @ 0.00298999 = 2.1797 BTC [+]
15:18 KRS1 the whole point of altcoins is to pump then dump.
15:18 asciilifeform and i suppose the whole point of hypodermics is to shoot smack.
15:18 KRS1 what could be better
15:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00459509 = 0.4595 BTC [+] {3}
15:19 KRS1 whats wrong with smack? hypodermics still serve their purpose =D
15:19 KRS1 point is..whats better than making money as getting high to a heroin user
15:20 asciilifeform just, picture an altcoin with an actual useful feature.
15:20 KRS1 making money is useful to me =D I'm from the 80's..greed is...GOOD.
15:20 asciilifeform it would quite possibly make money.
15:20 KRS1 I had fun with a few altcoins, even doge.
15:20 asciilifeform well, in the sense of enriching the author.
15:21 KRS1 not only the author
15:21 ThickAsThieves but what could an altcoin do to be useful?
15:21 ThickAsThieves self-destruct?
15:21 asciilifeform use your imagination.
15:21 KRS1 did you see curecoin? hopefully that will flesh out
15:21 ThickAsThieves SETIcoin
15:21 KRS1 yup
15:21 Duffer1 alt coins are great
15:22 KRS1 i really would like to see curecoin be a success..the author would certainly deserve a nobel prize
15:22 asciilifeform SlaveCoin.
15:22 Duffer1 it's like watching evolution at 1000x speed
15:22 KRS1 mastercoin is greed
15:23 Duffer1 gridcoin/seticoin/curecoin trying to integrate BOINC
15:23 Duffer1 XPM going with the first non hashcash based PoW
15:24 asciilifeform looked at curecoin. doesn't seem like its work function is directly related to protein folding at all.
15:24 Duffer1 who cares if they fail, eventually one won't
15:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0046554 = 0.4655 BTC [+]
15:24 diametric The presence of a viable alternative is reason enough
15:24 asciilifeform just another pre-mining scam, with an especially egregious bait
15:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 150 @ 0.00465744 = 0.6986 BTC [+] {3}
15:25 asciilifeform smells like a typical american 'charity', packaged as a scamcoin.
15:26 Duffer1 could very well be
15:26 asciilifeform not 'could,' - is.
15:26 Duffer1 if they keep going with that point system then ya it has no future
15:27 asciilifeform the author did not succeed in (and probably did not even try) creating a workfunction that carries out 'useful work' of any kind.
15:27 asciilifeform it's just another scamcoin bundled with a 'promise' to give the proceeds to somebody appetizing.
15:27 mircea_popescu in general these things start out as the best they'll ever be
15:28 mircea_popescu rare is the case htey start shitty and improve
15:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 76 @ 0.00465999 = 0.3542 BTC [+] {2}
15:28 asciilifeform as someone who was actually paid to (attempt) protein folding, it is especially funny to me.
15:28 Duffer1 you mean attempt integrating folding as a pow for a coin?
15:28 asciilifeform no, plain old protein modeling
15:29 Duffer1 ohh
15:29 Namworld When I protein fold, I do it for free
15:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00465874 = 0.4659 BTC [-]
15:31 asciilifeform thinking that 'curecoin' will turn into a useful and honest operation is like imagining that a meth lab in rural montana will turn into Alex Shulgin's house of fun.
15:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 86 @ 0.00465906 = 0.4007 BTC [+] {2}
15:31 Namworld I used to have that on autorun on my last computer I think...
15:32 TomServo asciilifeform: I like that analogy.
15:32 asciilifeform x-ray crystallography is cheaper and more accurate, but can't be parcelled out to a thousand lamers.
15:32 asciilifeform and 'isn't sexy'
15:33 asciilifeform (although every crystallographer worthy of note seems to be a beautiful woman...)
15:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02521 = 0.1261 BTC [-]
15:34 ThickAsThieves for example: http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/articles/2009/12/images/M_09944angel-jpg.jpg
15:35 asciilifeform not a job requirement, as such
15:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 55 @ 0.00332454 = 0.1828 BTC [-] {5}
15:35 Duffer1 hot
15:38 mircea_popescu ya srsly... i never heard of beautiful woman xray-er
15:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00083017 = 10.5847 BTC [-]
15:38 asciilifeform rosie f.?
15:43 mircea_popescu "Already contacted google, which ultimately owns ebay and paypal if you dig super deep enough through the corporate vale."
15:43 mircea_popescu dat forum.
15:44 mircea_popescu asciilifeform f=franklin ? she always looked like a tranny to me.
15:45 asciilifeform idk, my schoolbook had a fairly nice b&w shot
15:45 mod6 ;;ticker
15:45 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 917.32003, Best ask: 922.0, Bid-ask spread: 4.67997, Last trade: 917.32003, 24 hour volume: 20119.86342666, 24 hour low: 859.0, 24 hour high: 966.9963, 24 hour vwap: 914.58753
15:45 mod6 ;;bc,stats
15:45 gribble Current Blocks: 279365 | Current Difficulty: 1.4184813952626355E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 280223 | Next Difficulty In: 858 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, and 40 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
15:48 mircea_popescu lol gribs gave up on diff estimating
15:48 mircea_popescu tough racket.
15:48 mircea_popescu .d
15:48 ozbot 1418481395.26264 | Next Diff in 858 blocks | Estimated Change: 18.0522% in 4d 20h 47m 24s
15:54 benkay http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-07/jpmorgan-pays-for-shorting-madoff-without-telling-anyone.html
15:54 ozbot JPMorgan Pays for Shorting Madoff Without Telling Anyone - Bloomberg
15:55 benkay http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-07/jpmorgan-pays-for-shorting-madoff-without-telling-anyone.html#footnote-cite-5
15:55 ozbot JPMorgan Pays for Shorting Madoff Without Telling Anyone - Bloomberg
15:58 FabianB https://vip.btcchina.com/page/notice20140108 <-- anyone knows where these BTCC Vouchers are traded?
15:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.00298999 = 0.1226 BTC [+] {2}
15:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 9.58232628 BTC to 14`324 shares, 66897 satoshi per share
16:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 2.07686436 BTC to 326`551 shares, 636 satoshi per share
16:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16100 @ 0.00083017 = 13.3657 BTC [-]
16:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19228 @ 0.00082891 = 15.9383 BTC [-]
16:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21173 @ 0.00082876 = 17.5473 BTC [-] {2}
16:25 mircea_popescu benkay i don't get this. why would they tell ?
16:27 benkay you seem to think i think they should have told
16:27 benkay i'm no radical transparency advocate
16:27 benkay markets are predicated on information asymmetry - didn't you teach me that?
16:29 nubbins` lel
16:30 benkay i'm just sharing the link 'cause hijinks
16:30 mircea_popescu i meant the article not you
16:30 mircea_popescu course the title and the content are well divergent, as is fashionable in "media"
16:31 kakobrekla http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a44675m_700b.jpg
16:32 nubbins` HEH
16:32 the20year nice
16:33 mircea_popescu lol
16:38 mircea_popescu actully that bloomberg guy is uniquely non-retarded for his field. just a shitty title, otherwise the comments he makes are like B+
16:39 benkay i understand he actually has done some banking
16:40 mircea_popescu he should be on irc, rather than that forbes noob
16:42 benkay can't even find that article anymore...
16:42 benkay got it.
16:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20427 @ 0.0008267 = 16.887 BTC [-]
16:46 nubbins` for shame, madagascar doesn't allow single-char domains
16:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 136 @ 0.00300228 = 0.4083 BTC [+] {2}
16:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45000001 BTC [-]
17:02 benkay ;;ticker
17:02 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 921.004, Best ask: 930.56464, Bid-ask spread: 9.56064, Last trade: 931.22499, 24 hour volume: 16799.79517887, 24 hour low: 859.0, 24 hour high: 966.9963, 24 hour vwap: 915.08632
17:03 benkay ;;calc 915*22140
17:03 gribble 20258100
17:06 BingoBoingo ;;asks 10000
17:06 gribble There are currently 20134.319 bitcoins offered at or under 10000.0 USD, worth 27583967.8233 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.1256 seconds
17:07 BingoBoingo ;;asks 1000
17:07 gribble There are currently 3010.8859 bitcoins offered at or under 1000.0 USD, worth 2931722.24055 USD in total. | Data vintage: 21.9860 seconds
17:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 221 @ 0.001 = 0.221 BTC [+]
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17:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24150 @ 0.00083554 = 20.1783 BTC [+]
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17:42 KRS1 ;;lasers
17:42 gribble ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
17:43 nubbins` WHAT DID I DO ;(
17:43 KRS1 You drink milk from bags.
17:43 nubbins` nope.
17:43 nubbins` not even available for sale here
17:43 KRS1 Beer from faucets?
17:43 nubbins` that's just a wet dream
17:44 KRS1 ;;8ball can we repair nubbins?
17:44 gribble NO!
17:44 nubbins` D;
17:52 mike_c pure comedy:
17:52 mike_c http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-boiling-snow-20140107,0,6070776.story
17:52 ozbot At least 50 scalded by boiling-to-frozen water trick - latimes.com
17:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 105 @ 0.04999998 = 5.25 BTC [-]
17:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13778 @ 0.00083629 = 11.5224 BTC [+]
17:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 27 @ 0.44835283 = 12.1055 BTC [-] {3}
17:55 nubbins` yep
17:55 nubbins` lelelel
17:56 nubbins` people throwing liters of boiling water into the wind
17:56 nubbins` stupidity truly knows no bounds
18:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.43722222 = 7.87 BTC [-] {7}
18:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12200 @ 0.00083629 = 10.2027 BTC [+]
18:07 KRS1 Ohhh snap! Those are the same people who piss into the wind. I've heard of them.
18:08 KRS1 More Darwin customers.
18:09 jurov homo sapiens non urinat in ventum
18:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04999998 = 0.25 BTC [-]
18:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1245 BTC [+]
18:13 KRS1 Jurov: I could not find a way to correlate jd data with gcp data.
18:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.12459998 = 0.2492 BTC [+]
18:14 KRS1 was hoping for data that could be comparatively analyzed, statistically.
18:14 KRS1 i would then be able to see correlations using time as a function
18:15 KRS1 but couldnt figure out a way to model the data
18:16 jurov that's why i suggested to try bitcoin exchange rate instead
18:17 jurov if gcp indeed measures drama
18:17 jurov that is :)
18:17 jurov but then, bitcoin drama is maybe too small influence
18:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 222 @ 0.00312604 = 0.694 BTC [-] {7}
18:24 KRS1 hmm
18:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04948333 = 0.2969 BTC [-] {2}
18:25 KRS1 ah..so indirectly, gcp trends would indicate good times to place bets on jd perhaps
18:26 KRS1 idk the gcp data is odd in comparison im no mathematician
18:26 jurov i stil don't get your working hypothesis
18:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00459998 = 0.1518 BTC [+]
18:27 jurov if gcp data has meaningful correlation with global consciousness
18:27 KRS1 to queue up some data so jd customers can place bets favorable to win
18:27 jurov then how does that relate to justdice?
18:27 KRS1 exactly the problem
18:28 jurov you'd prolly need to place the eggs near major justdice players :D
18:28 KRS1 it would seem so
18:28 KRS1 no solution; my problem was flawed at inception
18:28 jurov maybe if we sent them backdoored cardano :DDD
18:29 KRS1 hah
18:29 nubbins` "urinat in ventum"
18:29 nubbins` now there's a motto
18:29 KRS1 pro bono
18:31 jurov http://file-magazine.com/citylikeyou/homo-sapiens-non-urinat-in-ventum << nubbins`
18:31 ozbot Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum « File Magazine
18:32 nubbins` hahaha
18:32 nubbins` amazing
18:32 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
18:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.0029102 = 0.1193 BTC [-]
18:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00459998 = 0.2116 BTC [+] {2}
18:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 324 @ 0.00459999 = 1.4904 BTC [+]
18:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16893 @ 0.00083503 = 14.1062 BTC [-] {2}
18:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19617 @ 0.00083221 = 16.3255 BTC [-] {2}
18:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3072 @ 0.001 = 3.072 BTC [+]
18:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 23 @ 0.00459999 = 0.1058 BTC [+]
18:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2883 @ 0.000094 = 0.271 BTC [+]
18:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6068 @ 0.00009592 = 0.582 BTC [+] {4}
18:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8209 @ 0.0008303 = 6.8159 BTC [-]
18:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40422 @ 0.00083527 = 33.7633 BTC [+] {2}
19:00 jurov !t m s.mpoe
19:00 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00082205 / 0.00086299 / 0.00092833 (1150566 shares, 992.94 BTC), 7D: 0.00082205 / 0.00090036 / 0.00092833 (7719450 shares, 6,950.33 BTC), 30D: 0.00062972 / 0.00088601 / 0.00092833 (25031810 shares, 22,178.65 BTC)
19:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.44999999 BTC [+]
19:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.44999999 BTC [+]
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19:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00083712 = 3.8508 BTC [+]
19:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.459 = 1.377 BTC [+]
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19:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26155 @ 0.00083804 = 21.9189 BTC [+]
19:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8257 @ 0.00083819 = 6.9209 BTC [+]
19:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 17 @ 0.12454704 = 2.1173 BTC [-] {2}
19:42 bloctoc ;;eauth bloctoc
19:42 gribble Request successful for user bloctoc, hostmask bloctoc!~bloctoc@c-50-168-9-127.hsd1.ca.comcast.net. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/ABFF7572BA373348
19:48 bloctoc ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:6342e952a759968f287444c3b7b1bacd364c21a3edafff7d0ebdb09b
19:48 gribble You are now authenticated for user bloctoc with key ABFF7572BA373348
19:49 bloctoc how does one call gribble if he's not already spammed you?
20:00 dignork bloctoc "/query gribble"
20:00 bloctoc thanks!
20:02 ArsKisS where did all these walls come to cryptostocks :O
20:02 ArsKisS http://www.quickmeme.com/img/02/02926c398dc1037a6d560642f62128da3334c43f0d2a5afd9b6dc60320e64c7d.jpg
20:08 VanCleef which companies?
20:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.000838 = 5.3632 BTC [-]
20:12 ArsKisS VanCleef, sbfs for example
20:12 ArsKisS i can't say they are BIG, but they are definately bigger than what we are used to novadays
20:13 VanCleef :) thanks
20:13 ArsKisS gl hf :P
20:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.00083543 = 10.5264 BTC [-] {2}
20:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.000838 = 11.732 BTC [+]
20:21 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1427&cpage=1#comment-9020
20:21 ozbot Loper OS » Cardano Prototype Tidbits: TRNG Boards.
20:21 asciilifeform (bottom comment)
20:22 truffles just saw the game BingoBoingo did u get hammered towards the end geeeeez
20:24 nubbins` alf, nice pics
20:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 34 @ 0.02520998 = 0.8571 BTC [+]
20:32 Vexual asciilifeform, do not use if sheild is missing, what is this?
20:33 asciilifeform as you can probably tell, shield is missing.
20:33 Vexual rf shielding?
20:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04999999 = 0.3 BTC [+]
20:34 asciilifeform http://9727e9d160d99ffc550b-e91bafb404d116e05b8f50150b1b07c8.r4.cf3.rackcdn.com/UK_LAE_BMIS-203_PI_D.jpg
20:36 asciilifeform unlike similar shields found in many gizmos (cell phone, wireless card, etc) this one can be removed safely and many times (within reasonable limit)
20:37 asciilifeform the five boards pictured here will be reflowed a second time, with the shield anchors on.
20:40 Vexual thats some sexy kit
20:41 asciilifeform actually the costliest component on that board, not counting the board itself (as published in mircea's statement)
20:49 Vexual can you tell us how many of the first run are sld?
20:49 Vexual *sold
20:49 asciilifeform Vexual: we aren't taking orders quite yet
20:49 asciilifeform so, officially, none
20:49 Vexual oh, i thought thats how peeps got tshirts
20:50 asciilifeform i gave away a few shirts to various people, and so did mircea
20:50 asciilifeform not sure how he picked who to give them to
20:50 asciilifeform ask him
20:51 nubbins` afaik they were given to various business associates
20:51 nubbins` at least that's what i gather from where they ended up :D
20:51 asciilifeform my expectation is that some of the first batch of cardanos will be distributed as 'review' units
20:52 nubbins` the folks at Make would probably love one
20:52 Vexual any kickbacks planned for creators of bubblegum luser-interfaces?
20:52 asciilifeform Vexual: what do you mean?
20:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.00083468 = 10.2666 BTC [-]
20:54 Vexual not sure really, im just imagining they might be useful for more than intended
20:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4599 BTC [+]
20:54 asciilifeform share your thought?
20:55 Vexual let me ponder it, ill get back to you
20:55 nubbins` vexual, i think generally those who can't figure out the device as it exists probably don't have a pressing need for one, either :)
20:56 asciilifeform i'm hard-pressed to imagine how one could fail to figure out the use of the device
20:56 asciilifeform considering that it appears, for all intents and purposes, as a usb flash disk.
20:56 asciilifeform where, if certain things are written to it, and the trigger is pulled, others will appear as well.
20:57 nubbins` i can think of several people i know for whom that's incomprehensible
20:58 diametric i have determined i have no clue how to write a contract.
20:58 nubbins` i know a while back, 3 units for 1 btc was floated... is there a usd price point in mind?
20:58 diametric i should probably fix that.
20:58 nubbins` diametric: what sort of contract?
20:58 asciilifeform nubbins`: plan is that we sell for btc only.
20:58 diametric small manufacturing one
20:59 asciilifeform for details regarding how, ask mircea, i believe he has a simple mechanism in mind.
20:59 asciilifeform (for anyone who doesn't know, mircea is the organizational/financial sourcerer in this project, i only designed the damn thing)
20:59 nubbins` yeah, i figured sales would be btc only
21:00 Vexual so no plan for my third cousin to sccess her iphoto library with a cardano yet then?
21:00 asciilifeform Vexual: nothing prevents you from using cardano as a flash drive
21:00 nubbins` i'm just trying to get a feel for how much they cost. i don't think 0.333 btc is still the intended sale price at the current exchange rate :D
21:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.000838 = 2.2626 BTC [+]
21:00 asciilifeform the unit cost of the first batch is perceptibly greater than it ought to be, because of economics of scale.
21:01 asciilifeform anyone who has bought electronic parts (or manufactured anything) knows this.
21:01 nubbins` nod
21:01 nubbins` i'll print a single t-shirt of any design for $70 :)
21:01 Vexual plus you had to shut down your meth lab for reflow, gotta price that in
21:02 truffles haha
21:02 asciilifeform hah. though i'm probably on all of the relevant lists, if only because virtually every one of the tools is traditionally bought by weed growers
21:02 Vexual :)
21:02 asciilifeform almost anything that goes with a laser cutter (ventilation hardware, compressors, pumps)
21:03 nubbins` i'm on several lists as well, although for different reasons :D
21:03 asciilifeform if you read the 'amazon' reviews for these items, they're almost all from 'grow-op' folks.
21:04 nubbins` any details on case design?
21:04 asciilifeform clear acrylic.
21:04 nubbins` oooo
21:04 diametric speaking of, i need images i can do test rasters now
21:04 nubbins` nice choice
21:04 Vexual doing that in-house too?
21:05 asciilifeform diametric is our acrylic man
21:05 nubbins` ah
21:05 Vexual no 3d print?
21:05 nubbins` diametric: regarding contracts, find one you like the format of and use that as a guide
21:05 nubbins` Vexual: afaik you can't 3d print clear things
21:05 nubbins` yet, anyway
21:05 diametric you can print mostly clear.
21:05 asciilifeform nubbins`: afaik you can '3d print' acrylic, but it looks like the windows found in public toilets.
21:05 diametric theres are a few optically correct filaments
21:05 nubbins` costly per-unit too, i'd imagine
21:05 asciilifeform rather than clear in the usual sense
21:05 nubbins` yeah, frosted
21:05 Vexual can you print a form for blow moulding?
21:06 asciilifeform there is a reason molding (esp. of clear material) is done under vacuum.
21:06 diametric the acrylic cases will be much nicer.
21:06 asciilifeform bubbles.
21:06 truffles nubins did u play chess already?
21:07 truffles i should prob play before i get the later half of a buzz marathon
21:07 nubbins` not today, nope
21:07 truffles wanna play?
21:07 truffles if yes not on irc
21:08 nubbins` ah, im actually gonna be turning in soon. i have a rare early rise tomorrow :)
21:08 truffles ok
21:09 truffles i shall proceed then
21:09 nubbins` another time, perhaps!
21:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.0008397 = 22.8398 BTC [+] {3}
21:13 truffles sure
21:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32300 @ 0.00084126 = 27.1727 BTC [+]
21:29 KingAlex !wallet 197BAHQNBbrXKM8SAPaGGbr7enoyxMwzyQ
21:29 truffles houston we have a fail
21:38 asciilifeform http://www.practicalmachinist.com/vb/dmg-mori-gildemeister-maho-cnc/mori-ellison-gyroscope-unlocking-273841/
21:38 ozbot Mori/Ellison gyroscope unlocking
21:39 asciilifeform gps spoofers on the market in 3... 2... 1...
21:39 asciilifeform plus now we know that you can ddos a machine shop from 10km away.
21:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43300021 BTC [-]
21:42 asciilifeform in other news, https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-5hhDm18Juhw/Usac6x0EOoI/AAAAAAAAOEc/tvUHZvNIYFo/s1800/Screen%2520Shot%25202014-01-03%2520at%25206.54.11%2520PM.png
21:43 Vexual if usmil saw fit they can spoof from the sats over a small area, alowing a moved usesful factory to continue
21:43 asciilifeform looks like even crapware artists publish teasers now.
21:43 asciilifeform Vexual: if an undergrad student sees fit.
21:43 Vexual :) has it been done?
21:43 asciilifeform iran and the stolen airplane.
21:44 asciilifeform gps includes no authentication
21:44 Vexual but the sats crank out some power
21:44 asciilifeform (at least, the public signal doesn't)
21:44 asciilifeform less than thermal background, when seen at the receiver.
21:45 Vexual if they own the machine, surely they can create a different gps out
21:46 asciilifeform linked piece describes how the high-end mills are made deliberately difficult to modify (a la 'drm')
21:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00083914 = 9.734 BTC [-]
21:46 asciilifeform and how this was imposed from above by bureaucrats.
21:47 Vexual i can make my boat look like its anywhere on ais
21:53 Vexual but saying you're in the south china sea when thats out of vhf range is pointless, same is probably true with signal spoofing gps
21:53 Vexual whya are these cncs so sesitive?
21:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17577 @ 0.00083914 = 14.7496 BTC [-]
21:58 toffoo missile parts
21:59 Vexual ahh kinect-pro
22:03 Vexual sounds a lot like a cd player with better lenses
22:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45999999 BTC [+]
22:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.004597 = 0.1379 BTC [+] {2}
22:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00084126 = 13.9649 BTC [+] {2}
22:15 Vexual the lenses neing software rather than optics
22:17 nubbins` just read that link
22:17 nubbins` re: ddosing machine shops
22:17 nubbins` mildly amusing that you can disable hardware without even remote access to it :D
22:20 Vexual a gps sat needs an atomic clock to provide the accuracy for the reciever to exprapolate an accurate aproximation, a cd player just needs to know the wavelength
22:21 nubbins` gps taught me that time dilation has practical applications
22:21 nubbins` real eye opener
22:21 asciilifeform nubbins`: it had practical applications long before gps.
22:21 Vexual all about the delta
22:22 nubbins` asciilifeform: no doubt, but that was my introduction
22:22 asciilifeform the first crt tv sets that weren't 'pieces of furniture' were japanese. why?
22:22 asciilifeform because they taught SR to engineers
22:22 Vexual sr?
22:22 asciilifeform you need relativistic electrons to get the wide deflection angle
22:22 nubbins` special
22:22 asciilifeform to make shorter (lighter) tubes.
22:22 nubbins` relativity
22:22 Vexual ah
22:22 asciilifeform given as deflection, in a particular magnetic field, is proportional to velocity.
22:23 asciilifeform (of known charge, that is, 1 electron)
22:23 asciilifeform mass of the tv tube goes up roughly with the cube of length
22:23 asciilifeform so this is how the u.s. tv industry died.
22:24 asciilifeform of pig-headed idiocy.
22:25 Vexual doeth anyone use crt anymore?
22:25 asciilifeform quite a few people.
22:25 Vexual what for?
22:25 Vexual tv?
22:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00084143 = 14.3464 BTC [+]
22:26 nubbins` pretty sure there's a joke about Zenith in there somewhere
22:26 asciilifeform many people have 'pro'-grade crts that they see no reason to part with.
22:26 nubbins` i'll leave the details to someone else
22:26 asciilifeform esp. in exchange for the turd that passes for the typical lcd.
22:26 Vexual your oscilloscope?
22:26 asciilifeform that, for instance.
22:26 nubbins` f it ain't broke...
22:27 asciilifeform it's more like, an analog scope with a display with response time measured in ms is a sad joke.
22:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12665 @ 0.00084143 = 10.6567 BTC [+]
22:27 Vexual electron business
22:27 nubbins` my relatives have a frigidaire refrigerator that's 70 years old. still works.
22:27 nubbins` granted, it doesn't dispense ice cubes
22:27 Vexual those fuckers always slapsh gin on the floor
22:28 nubbins` relatives?
22:28 nubbins` i know :(
22:28 asciilifeform the soviet 'ZIL' fridge that my folks & i left behind in '92 is almost certainly still running, somewhere.
22:28 asciilifeform my apt. has a 1970s (possibly earlier) american fridge
22:28 nubbins` yeah
22:28 Vexual ice cube dispensers too nubs :)
22:28 nubbins` my folks have a 40+ year old washing machine
22:28 nubbins` Vexual: ah ;)
22:29 nubbins` it's at the point now where one is pleased to see a well-built, serviceable piece of equipment
22:29 asciilifeform rare bird, this.
22:29 nubbins` nod
22:29 asciilifeform good example from (relatively) recent times
22:29 nubbins` i felt like a million bucks after doing some light mods to my press
22:29 Vexual the beauty is you can see other humans that select for this
22:29 nubbins` for the first time
22:29 asciilifeform toshiba 'libretto' laptop, circa 1997
22:30 nubbins` the libretto!
22:30 asciilifeform same size & shape as modern 'netbooks'
22:30 asciilifeform but what a difference in quality
22:30 asciilifeform you can feel it blindfolded.
22:30 nubbins` what were those ones with the funny processors?
22:30 nubbins` started with a T
22:30 asciilifeform transmeta?
22:30 asciilifeform that was later.
22:30 nubbins` yeah
22:30 nubbins` nod. early 2000's
22:30 nubbins` i think
22:30 asciilifeform the 'real' librettos had 'pentium I'
22:30 Vexual i love my eeepc
22:30 asciilifeform same size/shape/weight as half a brick.
22:30 nubbins` fujitsu, i think, is what i'm thinking of
22:31 nubbins` had a line of netbook-size machines with transmeta cpus
22:31 asciilifeform bought 'eeepc' to replace dead 'libretto', regretted.
22:31 asciilifeform damn thing is a piece of garbage
22:31 Vexual yeah
22:31 nubbins` bought olpc, mild regrets :)
22:31 Vexual but 500$ nix outta box, sold
22:31 Vexual still got it nubs?
22:31 asciilifeform ordered one back in the day, never came. a year later they gave the money back.
22:31 nubbins` still have the machine, yep. still works.
22:31 nubbins` impossibly small keyboard
22:32 Vexual id love to get my hands on one of those
22:32 nubbins` i lost my developer key, unfortunately
22:32 asciilifeform 'libretto' keyboard was even smaller than the 'eeepc' one, but i could type on it blind
22:32 asciilifeform it felt great
22:32 nubbins` stuck with "sugar" until/unless i can sort that out
22:32 asciilifeform no modern laptop for any amount of money seems to have anything like it
22:32 nubbins` honestly truly enjoy the macbook keyboard
22:33 asciilifeform calculator!
22:33 asciilifeform from dollar store.
22:33 Vexual 5 year old macbook is a nice machine
22:33 nubbins` mine's late 2008
22:33 Vexual 7?
22:33 Vexual yah
22:33 Vexual the white ones
22:33 asciilifeform i thought every last '07-08 macbook has died by now.
22:33 nubbins` aluminum
22:33 asciilifeform of the nvidia bga defect plague.
22:33 nubbins` asciilifeform: this one still runs like a champ
22:34 nubbins` paltry 2gb ram, but y'know
22:34 nubbins` i don't use it for much
22:34 asciilifeform got 4 separate dead ones here. same verdict for each.
22:34 nubbins` wow
22:34 Vexual i mean the b4 intel one
22:34 nubbins` my wife's fell to it some years back
22:34 asciilifeform plus a dead 'thinkpad', with same.
22:34 asciilifeform all 'conveniently' croked a month or two after warranty.
22:35 nubbins` i've been relatively lucky
22:35 nubbins` although the laptop before this one drank a full beer
22:35 Vexual parts exist
22:35 nubbins` did not end well
22:35 asciilifeform Vexual: one of the corpses died on 2nd motherboard
22:35 Vexual thats where my keyboards go
22:35 asciilifeform nominally 'remanufactured with new nvidia'
22:36 asciilifeform my suspicion is, deliberate very small mis-spacing in the ball pads on the board.
22:36 Vexual those librettos look much the same as the predecessors with 0 colour, yes thats definately dot matrix screens
22:36 asciilifeform that thing was the size of a vhs tape. perfect size.
22:37 asciilifeform cost... $6k?
22:37 asciilifeform if a decent laptop could be had for 6k now, i'd gladly pony up.
22:37 Vexual libretto? 6k?
22:37 truffles decent??
22:37 asciilifeform somewhere between 5 and 6.
22:38 Vexual u want a big battery and a duty case?
22:38 asciilifeform decent ~= not only functions, but doesn't feel like shit
22:38 asciilifeform it's an instrument to be used with your hands
22:38 truffles 6k?
22:39 Vexual no such could make one with 8 bootable ssd slots
22:40 asciilifeform some things cannot be made because of economy of scale.
22:40 nubbins` lifecycles is part of the problem too
22:40 Vexual everything at a price
22:40 asciilifeform even the folks who make the iphone shell made of gold and diamonds, have to sell more than one
22:40 asciilifeform there is a market for those.
22:41 asciilifeform but for a laptop with, say, stainless steel chassis and keyboard, i'm not so sure.
22:41 nubbins` after a point you're looking at bespoke parts
22:41 Vexual ss no good
22:42 nubbins` iirc, ford made a car with a stainless steel chassis in the 20s
22:42 Vexual detrimental to inner components, being higher up the electrolytic scale than almost everything
22:42 asciilifeform i know of no way to obtain such a thing without paying a price for which one could buy a (mass-produced) airplane.
22:42 asciilifeform twin engines, no less.
22:42 nubbins` yeah!
22:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19724 @ 0.00084143 = 16.5964 BTC [+]
22:42 nubbins` when i read about it as a kid, the book claimed that the chassis had so far outlasted something like 4 engines
22:42 Vexual id like a ford with four of those 1l ecoboots engines and electrinic throttle running each wheel
22:44 asciilifeform it is interesting to think about gadgets that are perfectly buildable, but even the richest cannot get.
22:44 asciilifeform 'warren buffett drinks the same coke as the street bum.'
22:45 Vexual and were all living on this rock at the same time
22:46 nubbins` well, for now
22:46 Vexual heres a thought, can current pop ever exceed ancestors?
22:46 asciilifeform what's interesting is that there are some limits re: what craftsmen are willing to build.
22:46 asciilifeform anyone recall that british fellow who sells belts out of cadaver skin?
22:46 asciilifeform 'for those lucky few who have everything they ever wanted'
22:46 Vexual wasnt aware of man belts
22:47 asciilifeform you can get your books bound in human skin. but you can't buy a decent laptop.
22:47 asciilifeform http://www.humanleather.co.uk/aboutus.html
22:47 ozbot Human Leather Exclusive Products - Exquisite Wallets, Belts, Shoes
22:47 nubbins` yeah, i remember this
22:47 nubbins` haha
22:48 nubbins` "for the gentleman who has everything"
22:48 nubbins` amputees should jump on this
22:48 Vexual gentlemen dont wear human leather
22:48 asciilifeform conspicuously missing from the catalogue - lamp shades...
22:48 nubbins` HEH
22:49 nubbins` i'd buy a belt made from the skin of someone with a ton of moles
22:49 Vexual its so thin, you'd need bovine backing
22:51 diametric nubbins`: hair intact?
22:51 Vexual and to maintain the evil mage business, it would need to be obtained from some holy hindu place
22:53 nubbins` no hair
22:53 nubbins` just moles
22:53 Vexual aren't there a few churches that claim to have our lord foreskin?
22:53 nubbins` heavy with them
22:53 diametric Vexual: you just gave me the greatest idea.
22:53 Vexual oi fuck
22:54 diametric the bible is full of references to foreskin as a currency
22:54 Vexual not another coin
22:54 diametric hahah
22:54 nubbins` http://imgur.com/2Yr768W
22:54 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
22:54 Vexual call it another name
22:54 nubbins` foreskoin
22:55 Vexual lol
22:56 Vexual not coin, it's the kin that went before
22:58 nubbins` http://i.imgur.com/e5NGqqW.gif
22:59 Vexual cremated to a blockchain
23:00 asciilifeform i think mp once mused about body parts as currency
23:00 asciilifeform they meet many of the essential conditions.
23:01 nubbins` i knew a guy who claimed to have been in the wet parts business for a while
23:01 diametric specifically, David of David and Goliath bought his wife with 200 Philistine foreskins
23:01 Vexual id like to see a supply chain block chain, so i can get 2 % on tshirts that nubbins sells on my design etc
23:02 nubbins` i'll give ya more than 2% if you get the sales
23:02 Vexual brother im all about the supply chain
23:05 Vexual how much downtime you wanna fill?
23:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02521 = 0.1261 BTC [+]
23:09 nubbins` ah, y'know
23:09 nubbins` a bit here and there
23:10 Vexual i feel ya
23:18 Vexual we'll go with the old shitload of residual incme and do what you like model
23:21 nubbins` works so far
23:22 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbGBQMOVL2k
23:22 ozbot Aphrodite - Style from the Dark Side - YouTube
23:33 Vexual now you have an artis come with a market and you do the printing?
23:33 nubbins` yeah, we've been getting more into that lately
23:34 Vexual what else do you do?
23:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 7 @ 0.03485885 = 0.244 BTC [-] {3}
23:34 Vexual apart from running your machines into the night with an artisan hand when need be
23:37 Vexual like, you sorta get a corel file, work your magic, and then get bitcoin or canadian paper?
23:38 nubbins` we do a combination of client work and dicking around on our own
23:38 Vexual does dicking around sell?
23:39 nubbins` yeah, fairly well
23:39 truffles is there a package of dicking or package of dicks?
23:39 nubbins` acid zines, weird prints, etc
23:40 Vexual yeah we only ever see client work
23:40 Vexual ahh
23:40 nubbins` other pet projects
23:40 nubbins` 1 sec
23:41 nubbins` http://imgur.com/JB8LA4U
23:41 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
23:41 nubbins` occasionaly we even print on old things :D
23:42 Vexual don't put that in your acid zine
23:42 nubbins` there are a lot of dicks in the acid zines, usually
23:42 nubbins` sort of ends up that way
23:43 truffles a bag of dicks?
23:43 nubbins` not quite that many yet
23:44 nubbins` http://imgur.com/9r7STyz
23:44 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
23:44 nubbins` managed to sneak a dick into the local paper, even
23:44 Vexual i steal em and put em back
23:45 truffles a gang of dicks?
23:45 nubbins` was particularly proud of that one
23:45 truffles team of dicks
23:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15350 @ 0.00084143 = 12.916 BTC [+]
23:45 truffles dick ears?
23:45 nubbins` mildly surprised they (a) chose it and (b) gave it a full page spread on the first page of section B
23:45 nubbins` truffles: dick noses
23:46 nubbins` http://pinkeyeprints.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/amvi6-imgur.jpg
23:46 truffles looks like a finger
23:46 truffles gotta stare at it to tell its a sack
23:46 truffles only pervs do that
23:46 Vexual it looks like a fucked up mickey mouse in basketball shoes
23:47 nubbins` dicky mouse
23:48 Vexual ill draw you a lemonade stand in shaky biro, with a complete lsd lab drawn in chem notation
23:48 Vexual $120 bucks each in bondi
23:49 truffles http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00671/phallological-museu_671292c.jpg ever been there ?
23:50 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_3dbTYAhho
23:50 ozbot Have You Ever Been (to Electric Ladyland)-Jimi Hendrix (with lyrics) - YouTube
23:53 truffles he's not that great at singing..
23:53 truffles this one isnt that bad
23:53 Vexual i will need to say @when life gives you lemons@ for the full hipster irony, otherwise $20
23:54 Vexual this might be a uk keyboard
23:54 truffles what is hipster?
23:54 Vexual theyre those people that pay $120 for a tshirt
23:56 truffles so opposite of hippie
23:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32800 @ 0.0008399 = 27.5487 BTC [-] {2}
23:58 Vexual major in language studies at mit
23:58 truffles id be bored in a year
23:58 Vexual you might be a hipster
23:59 truffles nah just a thrill seeker
23:59 Vexual do you eat pistachios on a handmade picnic rug?
23:59 truffles lol
23:59 truffles no i just have a paper towel out
23:59 Vexual hippie
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