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00:28 BingoBoingo WAPO v. IDAHO https://archive.is/nnMiC
00:30 mircea_popescu "rape" as in... touching ?
~ 25 minutes ~
00:55 BingoBoingo Who even knows anymore. I thought noo rape was refusing to sex a fat chick because that denies zher sexual agency.
00:56 mircea_popescu $s nurse
00:56 a111 67 results for "nurse", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=nurse
01:05 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
01:05 gribble Current Blocks: 423112 | Current Difficulty: 2.1349250110751337E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 423359 | Next Difficulty In: 247 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 day, 15 hours, 15 minutes, and 29 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
~ 2 hours 16 minutes ~
03:21 mircea_popescu in other lulz, http://archive.is/R3to0
03:22 mircea_popescu epic example of the whole "oh, etherape you say ? i vaguely recall some things which therefore clearly don't matter and also it proves stupidity pays!"
03:22 mircea_popescu tough job, being pinoy.
03:30 ben_vulpes utterly fucking hilarious to me that buterin hosed his own thing to fix poorly implemented scripts by others
03:31 ben_vulpes but the notion of a "fits in head" ethereum contract boggles the mind, so.
03:31 mircea_popescu "his".
03:31 mircea_popescu buterin's a "digital newspaper" gofer.
03:31 ben_vulpes i know i met the guy one time
03:32 mircea_popescu he lacks the capacity of ownership much like goat lacks the capacity to sing.
03:32 ben_vulpes yes yes
03:32 ben_vulpes "buterin" and "his" are readily stand ins for "lizards" and "theirs"
03:32 mircea_popescu he just did what was told. inexplicably things happened.
03:32 mircea_popescu yes but the divorce explains the phenomenon.
03:32 ben_vulpes pardon?
03:32 mircea_popescu lizards imagine themselves better than bitcoin. the tim swanson error.
03:33 mircea_popescu gofers just wanna do what told.
03:33 mircea_popescu the intermingling of these results in a billion dollars in cash misplaced in middle east and a hundred million misplaced online.
03:33 ben_vulpes eh, what "buterin".
03:33 ben_vulpes figurehead is stand in.
03:33 ben_vulpes someone's getting impaled.
03:34 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1511945 << my mircea_partizan simulator worx!
03:34 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 00:44 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1511937 << oh, "color revolutions" dun work ? tell you what, we'll steal your country's exports and with the proceeds finance an alt-country we'll pretend is realy your country. ha-ha!
03:34 mircea_popescu or if you prefer, take vietnam war, amply studied (in english, i mean) application of the stupidity. grunts that just wanna get out alive and brass that has "political considerations" results in a resounding military defeat.
03:34 mircea_popescu take baltimore lulz last year, for something palpably close. same exact mechanism.
03:35 ben_vulpes dude the past week has raised my shits given about ethereum from zero to like a half
03:35 ben_vulpes usg does cryptocurrency, gets hosed, news at whenever
03:35 mircea_popescu well the problem of http://i.imgur.com/xivy4To.png has ~nothing to do with ethereum per se.
03:36 ben_vulpes ahaha
03:36 mircea_popescu but irl it happens because on that bike, there isn't ONE person riding. there's two : a bodybuilder with no head pedalling and the brainbox+spinal column of a cubical drone with no flesh.
03:37 mircea_popescu working together, they manage the spoke-in-wheel trick all the time.
03:43 ben_vulpes WELL
03:43 ben_vulpes this machine is not log for the living.
03:43 ben_vulpes long, even.
03:45 ben_vulpes anyways this malaysian thing is hilarious and interesting on several other axes as well: 1) the malaysian government is nowhere mentioned in the pr-wank 2) if one accepts the usg narrative, gs is an obvious stooge of *someone* in the play due to not doing dd adequate to determine that bond monies were going to an organization with inadequate controls to keep the money from draining immediately into the
03:45 ben_vulpes pockets of everyone on staff 3) gosh this could be over 2000 words
03:45 mircea_popescu on the other hand, the "crypto-contract", fit in head or not, is just an avatar of lazy thinking, much like any amulet. ignorant nonsense and no more.
03:45 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes qntra piece ?
03:46 ben_vulpes i) "sovereign wealth fund" issues bonds since the usg performed some kind of backflip and the phrase meant something other than "giant pile of cash sucked out of the earth"
03:48 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: there's no piece yet even
03:49 mircea_popescu anyway, they prolly bought swag, crack and bitcoin for the whole sum already. as per the ancient "borrow all you can, trade the shiatola for proper currency, disappear."
03:49 ben_vulpes but the thought of running the org2blog export process for 120 seconds every time i want to tweak something
03:49 mircea_popescu fiat is pretty much a scam token by now anyway.
03:49 ben_vulpes kills my will to write
03:49 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes try mp-wp for srs.
03:50 ben_vulpes see: gentoo quest
03:50 ben_vulpes all i have in life is my dependency graph
03:50 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: so does that thing work?
03:50 mircea_popescu yes.
03:51 ben_vulpes last i recall you said something to shinohai about scripts or documentation?
03:51 mircea_popescu it's being rewritten etc, but as it is it does work.
03:51 ben_vulpes well not yours, but the thing shared around lo these weeks ago
03:51 mircea_popescu that's be mine neh ?
03:52 mircea_popescu anyway, phf stood it up in ten minutes, which i'd expect to be typical, with the occasional alfexception.
03:52 ben_vulpes choice lulz
03:52 ben_vulpes choice choice lulz
03:56 ben_vulpes anyways i have several mega housekeeping chores in between here and trying mp-wp for myself.
03:57 ben_vulpes (also did anyone notice that the malaysian project is being performed under the civil forfeiture statutes?!)
03:57 mircea_popescu not like it's going anywhere. however, the important point is that absence of tools actually limits your life in a very drastic manner.
03:58 ben_vulpes and shitty tools moreso!
03:58 mircea_popescu yeah.
03:58 ben_vulpes dude i'm repouring a foundation over here.
03:58 mircea_popescu but the thing is - if you had it, you couild write your piecve, add value to your life.history and therefore future. if you don't have it - you can't.
03:58 ben_vulpes what can't, draft is right here on me hdd.
03:58 mircea_popescu after 3 years of not having it, what you saved was still the one time cost of having it ; but what you lost is the incremental cost of all the things you didn't get to have
03:59 mircea_popescu in this sense tool investment exposes one to a sort of reverse-interest.
03:59 mircea_popescu but as a heuristic, "things which will have to be done anyway are best done right now."
03:59 ben_vulpes the prefuckingcise reason i am not making the investment in mp-wp at this moment is because i am paying a debt on the virtualization tool choise.
03:59 ben_vulpes choice*
04:00 mircea_popescu heh
04:00 mircea_popescu funnay how that works
04:00 mircea_popescu as you say, choice, choice lulz :D
04:02 ben_vulpes the interest doesn't sting quite as badly when you've a plan and wait for the right moment.
04:02 mircea_popescu tru
04:02 ben_vulpes plan being a kind of principal here.
04:02 mircea_popescu cash is safer than plans, though, in that context (which is a very sensible context i might add).
04:02 ben_vulpes sure!
04:03 ben_vulpes and with an unprovisioned server slowly grinding towards utility i am /already ridiculously safer/ than running virtualized.
04:03 mircea_popescu i never quite understood the appeal of "virtualiation".
04:04 mircea_popescu very strange to me that the same people who fiercely resist employee not showing up for office hours cheerily embrace ... fucking office furniture not showing up.
04:04 ben_vulpes i had no idea what i'd bought at the time.
04:05 mircea_popescu what puritan idiocy is this whereby things may be trusted with human attributes because... what, they reliably won't engage in sins of the flesh ?
04:05 mircea_popescu "if i let bill work remotely he might who knows, fuck his wife! whereas this amd is safe, it'll just sit there."
04:05 mircea_popescu nuts, these people.
04:06 ben_vulpes i just gotta piss on every fence in case one of 'ems electrified
04:06 mircea_popescu (the interested reader is invited to follow my steps through lowell and teh greater merrimack river valley, to dig through the history of 1800s "industrial" culture, ie, large nunneries filled with girlies presented a whole new sort of religion.
04:07 mircea_popescu did you for instance know that they mostly died of tuberculosis, which they mostly acquired through the "kiss of death", which was the procedure whereby they'd load the thread in the machine needle kissing it ? "went faster", not to mention female masochism.)
04:08 mircea_popescu sadly at the time i didn't have a blog, nor truth be told any interest in "the world" generally speaking. so the notes will forever sit.
~ 1 hours 13 minutes ~
05:22 mircea_popescu and in other news : oj simpson may or may not have killed his nonconsensually slutty wife and some schmuck named ronald. that schmuck's family did in fact win a civil award of 33.5 mn. of the sum owed, they collected a few hundred k's, which consist entirely of... the royalties from a ghostwritten book. "if i did it: confessions of the killer".
05:23 mircea_popescu put another way : a) the mecca of "topical fiction" bullshit yields less money than it costs to buy a house, don't bother ; us tort law and practice is the lulz of all time.
~ 2 hours 24 minutes ~
07:47 shinohai ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/19Fd
07:47 gribble The operation succeeded.
~ 2 hours 4 minutes ~
09:51 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu p == q of http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/DDDE667282B355D21D9F0E3505442E332AB082F487BFFC440034D11D636FD6A7 , and, (via jurov's eagle eye) - == NextPrime[2^1023], which corresponds to keygen on machine with a null-outputting rng!
09:51 gribble Error: "2^1023" is not a valid command.
09:52 asciilifeform lel
09:54 shinohai lolz
09:55 asciilifeform the implication is a mighty obvious one, and the thing will be done.
09:56 asciilifeform incidentally, i wish that bitbet were alive, so that we could take bets prior to the mega-revelation of how many keys pop when i test for q == NextPrime[p]
09:56 asciilifeform (how this is tested, is exercise for the reader.)
10:05 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes qntra piece ? << pls ben_vulpes
~ 18 minutes ~
10:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform wow
10:25 mircea_popescu and yeah, i wish it were around too, but i guess we can't have everything.
10:25 mircea_popescu not like someone couldn't MAKE one, for that matter. fine way to learn about governance i say.
10:25 mircea_popescu $up drowngodx
10:25 deedbot drowngodx voiced for 30 minutes.
10:25 mircea_popescu $up meuh
10:25 deedbot meuh voiced for 30 minutes.
10:25 mircea_popescu $up webbyz
10:25 deedbot webbyz voiced for 30 minutes.
~ 23 minutes ~
10:48 shinohai BingoBoingo your knowledge of crap pop culture amazes me xD
10:49 BingoBoingo it gets stuck
10:49 shinohai Nah that sly edit was very clever, I like it.
10:49 BingoBoingo Why do you think I drank? I was trying to clean the crap pop culture out.
10:49 shinohai lo
10:50 BingoBoingo At least I didn't resort to trying to use ether on it.
10:51 shinohai afaik there is no 12-step program for Ether huffers, unless they come here for treatment.
10:53 deedbot [Qntra] Hackers Catch "Pokemon Go" Creator's Twitter And Quora Accounts - http://qntra.net/2016/08/hackers-catch-pokemon-go-creators-twitter-and-quora-accounts/
10:59 asciilifeform mircea_popescu et al: test result: substitution of 511, 512, 1024, 2047, 2048, 3071, 3072, 4095, 4096, 8191, 8192 --- for the 1023 - yields no further divisors...
10:59 asciilifeform (suprisingly, imho.)
10:59 asciilifeform *surprisingly
11:00 mircea_popescu quite..../
11:02 asciilifeform (trial division of whole db, and not on dulap, but on my creaky old donkey locally, takes, incidentally, around 5 sec.)
11:08 asciilifeform ;;later tell ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512078 << wat was this ?
11:08 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 07:59 ben_vulpes: the prefuckingcise reason i am not making the investment in mp-wp at this moment is because i am paying a debt on the virtualization tool choise.
11:08 gribble The operation succeeded.
11:09 asciilifeform why is ben_vulpes hosting blog on vm ? or did i misread.
11:09 trinque moving off vm
11:10 asciilifeform ah, off.
11:10 asciilifeform (why it was on??)
11:20 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512064 << reminder: mircea_popescu released a thing which worx, but only if you 1) add theme, which is not included, and 2) is not compatible with standard wp themez, gotta hand-tweak half a dozen knobs.
11:20 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 07:52 mircea_popescu: anyway, phf stood it up in ten minutes, which i'd expect to be typical, with the occasional alfexception.
11:21 mircea_popescu yeah. once you're done doing that you're done though.
11:22 mircea_popescu course iirc phf released a patch version including basic theme and pre-tweaked most knobs.
11:22 asciilifeform basic theme is shit-ugly.
11:22 mircea_popescu yes well standardization and beauty don't mix.
11:24 shinohai It worked out of the box for me, literally took 10 minutes
11:37 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: re 'kiss of death' -- https://books.google.com/books?id=2vRGAQAAMAAJ&pg=PA354&img=1&zoom=3&hl=en&sig=ACfU3U3bow-IqmujsnPkhueVCFkXoU3stw&ci=512%2C491%2C441%2C850&edge=0 ( j. of the amer. med. assoc., vol. 56, is. 1 )
11:38 mircea_popescu exact quote!
11:38 mircea_popescu how did you fish this out ?
11:38 asciilifeform ordinary google search thing
11:38 mircea_popescu nb.
11:39 asciilifeform ;;google tuberculosis kiss of death
11:39 gribble Error: We broke The Google!
11:39 asciilifeform hm.
11:39 asciilifeform $google tuberculosis kiss of death
11:39 mircea_popescu eh that never worked.
11:39 deedbot https://www.bnl.gov/newsroom/news.php?a=11173 << BNL Newsroom | Key Difference in How TB Bacteria Degrade ... | https://www.cdc.gov/tb/publications/pamphlets/tb_disease_en_rev.pdf << Get the Facts About TB | https://blog.pkids.org/category/tb/ << TB | PKIDs Blog
11:39 asciilifeform yeah, not it.
11:47 asciilifeform the 'kiss of death' shuttle is a helpful reminder that socialisms etc do not come from malevolent martians, no.
11:48 mircea_popescu they come from women.
11:48 mircea_popescu as pestilence generally does.
11:50 asciilifeform women herded themselves into plague pits, or wat.
11:50 asciilifeform i dun recall anyone having ~asked~ the mill gurlz whether they wanted the job.
11:50 mircea_popescu nah, it's a no fault situation.
11:51 mircea_popescu it's not like the mold WANTS to grow in your bathroom.
11:51 mircea_popescu if it's wet, it molds, and that's all there is to it.
11:52 mircea_popescu (note that whatever you ask you get no less socialism. if someone asked the gurlz if they wanted the job, they'd have said no, they'd prefer to dick around on smartphones, upvoting each other on social media. net result - still tb.)
11:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: l0lwut, tb over ip ?
11:58 mircea_popescu fucking consumption.
11:59 mircea_popescu EXACT same symptoms. frailty of mind and spirit, a certain antisanguine fleshyness, weakness, palor, you name it
11:59 mircea_popescu the victorian ideal of the phtysic beauty is pretty much === the "feminist" ideal of cosmo & co.
11:59 mircea_popescu "delicate" and whatnot.
12:00 asciilifeform speaking of the shuttle cocks, when i was a young apprentice at a usg lab, mandatory safety lectures still reminded chemists to refrain from mouth-pipetting...
12:02 thestringpuller why does https exist again? oh consumer has come to expect.
12:02 mircea_popescu ftr, about 2.5 of the world's 7.5bn are infected with tb.
12:02 asciilifeform antibody != infected
12:03 mircea_popescu latent tb stll is tb.
12:03 asciilifeform no moar than latent herpes == herpes
12:03 mircea_popescu which it is.
12:03 mircea_popescu as long as the pathogen is included in the organism, the situation is called "infection"
12:03 asciilifeform by that token we all are 'infected' with those weird fungi aids victims get devoured by.
12:03 mircea_popescu and so we are.
12:05 mircea_popescu did you get bcg as a kid btw ?
12:06 asciilifeform pretty sure i did
12:06 mircea_popescu the usians no longer get it
12:06 asciilifeform weird
12:06 asciilifeform then again, what ~do~ they still get
12:06 mircea_popescu gotta pump them full of useless crap that doesn't work, instead.
12:06 asciilifeform iirc they dun even get smallpox vax, except if enlisting in the army
12:07 mircea_popescu "not worth it". an assessment i find difficult to dispute.
12:07 phf ha
12:08 thestringpuller Oh my god. i have to pass the certificate requests through the load balancer separately?
12:08 thestringpuller Seriously who came up with this bullshit. https is such a scam
12:09 mircea_popescu so redirect it to http and be done with it.
12:10 thestringpuller i don't dictate my own actions in the uranium mines
12:10 thestringpuller VMware brought to you by...slaves!
12:23 shinohai https://twitter.com/brian_armstrong/status/759995925410385920 <<< ok, coinbase isn't insolvent, Brian Armstrong says so.
12:31 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
12:31 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 620.98, vol: 4213.22663079 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 619.981, vol: 5739.36302 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 621.55, vol: 27276.04885588 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 621.40547, vol: 203605.32530000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 617.82, vol: 2363.86037428 | Volume-weighted last average: 621.345841608
12:38 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
12:38 gribble Current Blocks: 423183 | Current Difficulty: 2.1349250110751337E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 423359 | Next Difficulty In: 176 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 day, 6 hours, 10 minutes, and 17 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
12:41 mircea_popescu prolly should have bought some f.derp just to be sure.
12:45 shinohai http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512202 <<< bwahahahaha
12:45 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 16:41 mircea_popescu: prolly should have bought some f.derp just to be sure.
12:46 mircea_popescu what the fuck is "multisig" got to do with controlling own private keys.
12:46 mircea_popescu anyway, the matter should be chased shinohai ; a good time as any to put a fucking end to that miserable cancer.
12:47 mircea_popescu curious if the usg is going to actually gather in support of it or just let it go away./
12:47 mircea_popescu fucking dickhead brian armstrong. literally, i'd rather look at a picture of an animated penis.
12:47 mircea_popescu the sooner he joins the rankls of the roger vers, the better.
12:48 shinohai multisig is shit. coinbase still can do anything it wants with your coins
12:49 mircea_popescu they got 50-50 chances of going under. write it up.
12:49 shinohai As for the insolvency rumors, I guess cryptographic proof is just too hard.
12:49 mircea_popescu teh public has a right to knoe.
12:50 * shinohai prepares a Qntra
12:59 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: iirc 'coinbase' is presently ~the~ tame usg exchange in usa, and is unlikely to be simply 'let go away' until replacement is ready.
12:59 asciilifeform (which is, likely, hastily in the works as we speak)
13:02 mircea_popescu we see.
13:03 mircea_popescu boys wanna play in the adult pool, better keep up.
13:05 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> the sooner he joins the rankls of the roger vers, the better. << And the doctor foreskins
13:17 mircea_popescu yeah, that crowd.
13:25 shinohai ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/19Kv
13:25 gribble The operation succeeded.
13:29 BingoBoingo https://archive.is/0uQc1
13:29 BingoBoingo ^ Related to latest Qntra
13:32 thestringpuller go away' until replacement is ready.
13:32 thestringpuller fucking macs
13:32 deedbot [Qntra] Campus Intolerance: Uttering "All Lives Matter" On Social Media Gets Student Sanctioned - http://qntra.net/2016/08/campus-intolerance-uttering-all-lives-matter-on-social-media-gets-student-sanctioned/
13:33 trinque thestringpuller: I too like to reply "go away" in the ticket system
13:36 asciilifeform http://qntra.net/2016/08/campus-intolerance-uttering-all-lives-matter-on-social-media-gets-student-sanctioned/#comment-65797
13:40 mircea_popescu is it him or her in the end ?!
13:41 mircea_popescu o wait, different nonpersons
13:41 mircea_popescu boy these are getting hard to tell apart.
13:42 trinque asciilifeform: lol
13:42 mircea_popescu well houston is not technically part of texas
13:43 mircea_popescu much like miami is the true capital of argentina.
13:43 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: http://qntra.net/2016/08/campus-intolerance-uttering-all-lives-matter-on-social-media-gets-student-sanctioned/#comment-65798
13:43 mircea_popescu (i'm not even kidding. these fucktards actually admire miami, which is the first time i ever heard anyone say anything like that. moreover the influence is visible in society, architecture, economics etc.)
13:44 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well Miami looks good in Movies. Otherwise not so much.
13:45 mircea_popescu what, miami vice ?
13:46 trinque university of houston is in the ghetto
13:46 trinque "third ward"
13:47 shinohai I always found it hilarious that Dexter, which supposedly took place in Miami, was actually filmed in California.
13:48 mircea_popescu along most other shit supposedly taking place in places.
13:48 mircea_popescu also in the news, haagen dasz is made in new jersey.
13:49 asciilifeform speaking of which, asciilifeform finally has icecream-making gear
13:49 asciilifeform outputs arkakao-grade product..
13:49 asciilifeform (nearly)
13:49 mircea_popescu o hey~
13:50 asciilifeform this appears to be the ~only way to get edible icecream in usa
13:50 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Miama Vice and a bunch of other police dramas and films
13:50 BingoBoingo $google "Bad Boys 2"
13:50 deedbot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Boys_II << Bad Boys II - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia | http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0172156/ << Bad Boys II (2003) - IMDb | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APhw7rju-Co << Bad Boys 2 Reggie - YouTube
13:50 mircea_popescu speaking of : frusen gladje was a competitor in the 80s. kraft said it sold it to unilever in the 90s ; unilever said it didn't. the brand ... dissapeared.
13:51 mircea_popescu well known / documented case of brand fallen through the cracks, for all the branding enthusiasts out there.
13:51 asciilifeform and speaking of defective american tech, i have here an ipnoje that is about to... frag
13:51 asciilifeform i shit thee not
13:51 asciilifeform bulging under gas pressure
13:51 mircea_popescu o.O
13:51 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Takes pictures write qntra?
13:51 asciilifeform eh boring, snoreworthy well-documented thing apparently
13:51 asciilifeform short bridge in li ion cell.
13:52 trinque they're trying to take you out alf!
13:52 BingoBoingo NO, targeted assasination attempt on a Lord of TMSR
13:52 asciilifeform well this happens to all cells of this chemistry
13:52 asciilifeform but is extra-lulzy in a device where the thing is sealed inside
13:52 asciilifeform and there is no way for it to bulge through the aluminum bottom, so it bows, instead, the glass
13:53 asciilifeform ben_vulpes has, i imagine, seen this
13:53 asciilifeform i'ma trepane the thing tonight...
13:54 ben_vulpes i've not been so blessed.
13:54 ben_vulpes seen it on laptops, though.
13:54 mircea_popescu do not mouth pipette alf!
13:54 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: i had a crapple lappy burst with gas
13:54 asciilifeform it was awe-inspiring
13:54 ben_vulpes goodness.
13:55 asciilifeform out of warranty, naturally
13:55 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512133 << bringing up hw, shaving yaks.
13:55 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 15:08 asciilifeform: ;;later tell ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512078 << wat was this ?
13:55 asciilifeform but, interestingly, vendor fixed it for a nominal fee.
13:55 asciilifeform ('fixed' being, replacement of whole chassis, keyboard, touchpad, batteries)
13:56 deedbot [Qntra] Coinbase And Reddit Work To Hide Blood From Users - http://qntra.net/2016/08/coinbase-and-reddit-work-to-hide-blood-from-users/
14:00 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo ate my ocmment ?
14:01 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Found
14:07 asciilifeform ben_vulpes et al: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/pnoje_pop.jpg http://www.loper-os.org/pub/pnoje_pop_moar.jpg
14:09 ben_vulpes gracious
14:10 trinque https://www.punkt.ch/en/products/mp01-mobile-phone/ << I've been thinking about getting this dumbphone, dropping my iTurd
14:10 trinque which seems to never be able to act as an actual phone
14:10 asciilifeform holy SHIT that thing is expensive for a shitphone
14:11 asciilifeform and i will point out that '2g' is being phased out in the industrialized world.
14:11 asciilifeform chinese sell standard gsm pnoje, ~creditcard-sized, for <20usd.
14:12 trinque eh, yeah, probably right about 2g headed for dustbin
14:12 asciilifeform 'punkt' is a quite appropriate name for this idiocy.
14:12 trinque I haven't found a single dumbphone that looks solid
14:13 asciilifeform trinque: no such thing as solid. but, next best, small and inexpensive.
14:13 asciilifeform ;;google credit card phone
14:13 gribble Error: We broke The Google!
14:13 asciilifeform hm
14:13 asciilifeform there are a bunch of vendors.
14:13 trinque I've seen them; they're garbage
14:13 asciilifeform how so ?
14:14 * trinque finds
14:14 trinque ones I've seen look like they'll break the first time they're sat upon
14:15 trinque I don't care if I spend a couple hundred on something that can be dropped and on which I can actually make a phonecall
14:16 asciilifeform lulzily, the iturd is the only phone that reliably works here in the house (because it supports telephony over tcp, transparently, instead of being stuck with tower, ~all of which are far away / weak)
14:16 trinque asciilifeform: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61WcU%2BYf74L._SL1000_.jpg << chinese as hell. shitty screen, bad buttons, hates the human hand
14:17 asciilifeform all of these devices are 'chinese as hell'
14:17 asciilifeform i've never seen a mobile pnoje which wasn't.
14:17 trinque that mp01 isn't
14:17 asciilifeform (with possible exception of ancient analogue motorola from 1980s, in junk store)
14:17 asciilifeform trinque: sure as fuck it is.
14:17 ben_vulpes bad cell service is a feature.
14:17 asciilifeform plastic ? qed.
14:17 ben_vulpes nobody needs to call anyone else.
14:17 trinque I don't want heavy metal in my pocket
14:19 asciilifeform ben_vulpes talks to heathens via smoke signal or wat.
14:20 trinque wifi calling works like shit
14:20 trinque at least on tmobile; I use it daily
14:20 danielpbarron http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512203 << what is the deal with quoting the previous line?? This is also a live chatroom ya know! Perhaps asciilifeform can comment as he does the same
14:20 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 16:45 shinohai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512202 <<< bwahahahaha
14:20 asciilifeform trinque: i use same, it worx...
14:20 trinque and daily it drops calls or suffers misc glitches where one end can't hear the other
14:20 asciilifeform trinque: this may be artifact from being on the edge of your 802.11 ap zone
14:21 asciilifeform trinque: do you get same effects when standing next to the antenna ?
14:21 asciilifeform danielpbarron: i do it so i can use phf's auto cross-reference.
14:21 asciilifeform imho it is a worthy thing
14:22 asciilifeform and makes logz work in the future - smoother.
14:22 trinque asciilifeform: I work about 15ft from AP line-of-sight
14:22 asciilifeform trinque: i have nfi, for all i know your house is under a microwave death ray from across the street, or the like.
14:22 trinque this particular phone has other problems; sometimes will get stuck on "edge", airplane mode on/off brings 4g back
14:22 danielpbarron i don't see the value in referencing the conversation from within itself..
14:23 asciilifeform trinque: the frequent transitions is a sad carrier thing, afaik
14:25 danielpbarron http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512250 << scarface!
14:25 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 17:50 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Miama Vice and a bunch of other police dramas and films
~ 20 minutes ~
14:45 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/index.php?t=137
14:47 deedbot [Qntra] Black Lives Matter Releases Segregationist Demands - http://qntra.net/2016/08/black-lives-matter-releases-segregationist-demands/
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15:08 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512301 << http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-12#1502116 seriously.
15:08 a111 Logged on 2016-07-12 17:48 mircea_popescu: uh no. samsung e1200
15:08 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 18:14 trinque: ones I've seen look like they'll break the first time they're sat upon
15:08 mircea_popescu i drove over the thing, worked fine.
15:09 mircea_popescu ~20 bux as the esteemed attendance pointed out.
15:10 trinque nice
15:10 asciilifeform 'while supplies last' (tm) (r)
15:11 mircea_popescu battery lasts ~hour/gram. so if you buy a bag ~same as carrying a wall socket with you
15:11 asciilifeform also it looks like it uses heathen charger ?!
15:11 asciilifeform ick!
15:11 asciilifeform FUCK carrying bricks
15:11 mircea_popescu what is a heathen charger ?
15:11 asciilifeform non-usb
15:11 mircea_popescu doh lol. what usb.
15:11 asciilifeform proprietary brick
15:11 mircea_popescu nah its a standard thing
15:11 asciilifeform what standard ?
15:12 asciilifeform name the iso ?
15:12 mircea_popescu the < > usb
15:12 mircea_popescu w/e it's called.
15:14 mircea_popescu anyway the cable convertor is like 5 bux
15:15 phf there is nothing wrong with your television set. do not attempt to adjust the picture. you are about to experience the awe and mystery of asciilifeform's ever shifting constraints space!
15:16 asciilifeform lol wat shifting
15:16 asciilifeform sanity dun shift.
15:19 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512329 << he has a point ; day-referenced should be good enough, who needs minute-reference.
15:19 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 18:22 danielpbarron: i don't see the value in referencing the conversation from within itself..
15:20 trinque http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_e1200_pusha-4919.php << lovely list of "no"
15:20 trinque ty mp
15:20 shinohai I thought a little context might be nice, to know what I was bwahahaha'ing at but whatevs.
15:21 phf i have similar phone, somewhere in logs, and last time i checked amazon a few months ago it was going for $200-$800, while same model a year ago cost $30
15:22 mircea_popescu 65g phone. beat that.
15:23 trinque bought the samsung for 8 bucks on ebay used
15:24 mircea_popescu buy like... 20.
15:24 phf just don't carry it past a sniffer dog
15:24 mircea_popescu keep throwing them in the river.
15:24 mircea_popescu lol
15:26 asciilifeform 65g counting the brick ?
15:27 mircea_popescu you missed the 5 dollar cable discussion ?
15:28 asciilifeform hm
15:28 asciilifeform cable comes with the thing ?
15:29 mircea_popescu nah.
15:29 asciilifeform btw we dun have bbet but does anyone want to unofficially bet how many fermat bangs in 3518444 moduli ?
15:29 mircea_popescu 3.
15:29 asciilifeform (at least 1, per the mahmud thread)
15:29 asciilifeform noted.
15:29 asciilifeform gentlemen?
15:29 asciilifeform takin' 'bets'
15:30 asciilifeform (answer in < 1hr)
15:30 trinque heh, got another for 7bux
15:31 asciilifeform http://facthacks.cr.yp.to/fermat.html << bernstein's quick likbez on subj
15:31 asciilifeform ^ for n00bz ^
~ 15 minutes ~
15:47 deedbot [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 126044733741731328742413066718552314382419228167112456334027928884317367999330241024168451126326383475145520025295451544372438227070210798265767098934250820341305937931860061514790268968891523470454082874208728274680634763462042122485524526243688604432591998753006364684812749745538152702859571396997177876337 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '<>&%"\${}`'deadbeef1; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/617706D7A6FC1817D01
15:47 deedbot [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 126044733741731328742413066718552314382419228167112456334027928884317367999330241024168451126326383475145520025295451544372438227070210798265767098934250820341305937931860061514790268968891523470454082874208728274680634763462042122485524526243688604432591998753006364684812749745538152702859571396997177876337 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '<>&%"\'deadbeef1; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/926423AB036A88ACD7FAC81
15:47 deedbot [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 126044733741731328742413066718552314382419228167112456334027928884317367999330241024168451126326383475145520025295451544372438227070210798265767098934250820341305937931860061514790268968891523470454082874208728274680634763462042122485524526243688604432591998753006364684812749745538152702859571396997177876337 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'UserID 3 ; [<div id="1"><form id="test"></form><button form="test" formaction="jav
15:47 deedbot [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 126044733741731328742413066718552314382419228167112456334027928884317367999330241024168451126326383475145520025295451544372438227070210798265767098934250820341305937931860061514790268968891523470454082874208728274680634763462042122485524526243688604432591998753006364684812749745538152702859571396997177876337 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/1C92A5089A3C18AE3FA8FE3BA1633FED8CD85A0
15:48 asciilifeform oh for fuckssake.
15:50 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/614469D3EF6BF58C797FFD118727304F76F2C921CF1C3419CBF99AFAF8E7A225 << mega-l0l
15:51 asciilifeform ^ who wants to take a stab at this gem ^
15:51 phf oh that's beautiful
15:51 asciilifeform ben_vulpes ^ ? phf ?
15:52 trinque fucks sake what alf; you want me to somehow increase the length of IRC lines?
15:52 trinque I'm not writing code to intelligently split lines based on whatever you decide to put in there
15:53 asciilifeform nonono
15:53 asciilifeform trinque: read the link.
15:54 trinque ahaha is that xss?!
15:54 mircea_popescu s
15:54 mircea_popescu so wait, i win ?
15:54 asciilifeform https://github.com/danielmiessler/SecLists/blob/master/Fuzzing/JHADDIX_HTML5sec_Injections.txt << possibly from this.
15:55 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the total unique count (fermat with 10,000 iterations / modulus) is 2.
15:55 mircea_popescu rounded to the closest 3 it's 3!
15:55 asciilifeform mircea_popescu wins, and nobody else played.
15:55 * asciilifeform was expecting a great deal moar.
15:56 mircea_popescu aaaand what is &ADz&AGn&AG0&AEf&ACA&AHM&AHI&AGO&AD0&AGn&ACA&AG8Abg&AGUAcgByAG8AcgA9AGEAbABlAHIAdAAoADEAKQ&ACAAPABi// prithee ?
15:57 asciilifeform https://github.com/client9/libinjection/blob/master/data/xss-html5secorg.txt .
15:58 mircea_popescu for... firefox 3 ?!
15:58 asciilifeform pretty lame pwntron, but points for effortz.
15:59 asciilifeform ;;google 0xF791040E3E7D27D1
15:59 gribble Error: We broke The Google!
15:59 asciilifeform eh.
16:00 asciilifeform doesn't appear to be an sks key.
16:00 asciilifeform likely, crafted for us.
16:01 trinque http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/dd4421c7-6b6e-478e-9baf-77a54f00f1e0/?raw=true << mega-wat
16:01 asciilifeform and the sheer monkey-assumption-sandwitch baked into this !!
16:01 asciilifeform 1) 'of course s.nsa uses some private wwwtronic thing to view results!1111' 2) 'of course it evals embedded crapola if we ask it!' etc.
16:02 asciilifeform why it was necessary to put this in a strictly fermat-breakable artificial key, vs. some simple case of gcd or 8ball, i do not know - write to hitler and ask him, not me.
16:02 ben_vulpes eh i was lunchin
16:03 asciilifeform aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
16:03 asciilifeform ...
16:03 phf mircea_popescu: a lot of xss detection "solutions" rely on grepping for known bad input, like "script" or whatever. and there are ways to sidestep that, like '<scr' + 'ipt>' or a='ipt>';'<scr'+a. in this case whoever is fucking with detection by using this truly wtf feature i've never heard of, <meta charset="a">b</meta> that apparently parses b according to charset a rules
16:03 asciilifeform SURPRIZSE! http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/e88f3371-0bf6-4e9e-9d7c-01c9d460b076
16:04 asciilifeform ben_vulpes ^ yer gizmo EATS IT
16:05 * asciilifeform falls down.
16:06 ben_vulpes holy fuk
16:06 ben_vulpes what am i looking at
16:06 phf asciilifeform: pretty boring, since it's just "eating" whatever random tags are in that soup, bullet needs a special gun to fire, and wotpaste not it
16:06 asciilifeform phf: it fires in 'chrome'
16:07 trinque it fires, but looks like it is missing some guts
16:07 BingoBoingo More Houston lulz https://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2016/07/a-newer-low-in-america-houston-police.html
16:07 trinque ben_vulpes: gotta either escape html or better, do away with html paste page in favor of raw-only
16:07 phf asciilifeform: define "fires". it just picks up whatever random <script>...<script> matches inside
16:07 asciilifeform well, pops some popupz
16:08 asciilifeform but i have nfi what the intended eater was.
16:08 trinque trying to jam some script into a background worker
16:12 asciilifeform soooooo we have a half-baked attack against l0gz readers etc.
16:14 phf there's nothing to support above statement
16:14 asciilifeform phf: let's have alternative hypothesis ?
16:15 asciilifeform ancient xss 0day ended up reencoded as pgp key userid field by cosmic rays, and submitted to phuctor also by cosmic rays ?
16:15 asciilifeform (it is not in sks.)
16:15 BingoBoingo Has "reputation for breaking into homes" http://www.bnd.com/news/nation-world/national/article92932292.html#wgt=trending
16:16 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/d430c1b1-9f52-4c88-9bda-d177e220bd64/
16:19 BingoBoingo ty pete_dushenski
16:20 BingoBoingo brb, siesta
16:20 phf asciilifeform: it's an attack against a pgp key consumer with a specially broken viewer. userid in this case tries very hard to account for specific set of circumstances (i'm seeing 4 vectors so far), and we're only matching for one, specifically fact that ben_vulpes doesn't sanitize his html.
16:21 asciilifeform phf: i was reasoning from the fact that this pubkey does not appear to exist anywhere, publicly, other than phuctor.
16:21 phf one bug requires a special broken version of mozilla for example, where x-imap4-modified-utf7 is exposed as a possible meta charset encoding
16:22 asciilifeform phf: where is the payload though ?
16:22 phf ( https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=710693 )
16:22 asciilifeform all i see is the dropper
16:24 phf i suspect it's an external url in either of those two pieces of obfuscated content, that base64 chunk or the x-imap4-modified-utf7 pieces
16:24 asciilifeform they both show in public collections of old 0days, so prolly not
16:24 mircea_popescu lol ben_vulpes made a lisp.
16:26 deedbot [Qntra] Tree Nuts Liberated In California - http://qntra.net/2016/08/tree-nuts-liberated-in-california/
16:27 mircea_popescu likely explanation low effort trolling.
16:27 asciilifeform looks like.
16:27 asciilifeform but why generate such gnarly modulus.
16:28 asciilifeform i suspect that it was, precisely as mircea_popescu describes, low-effort - ~key gen~. which is to say, it was not meant, necessarily, to pop
16:29 asciilifeform but was genned scriptologically, and author cut corners, and made q = nextprime(p)
16:31 asciilifeform modulus, note, happened 5 times, someone was testing whatever.
16:36 jurov trinque, just get yourself an n900
16:38 asciilifeform jurov: thread was about 'dumb' phones..
16:38 jurov it is dumb. no pokemons.
16:38 jurov just plain debian :D
16:38 asciilifeform lel
16:38 trinque asciilifeform: phf: data:;base64,cG9zdE1lc3NhZ2UoJ2FsZXJ0KDEpJyk --> postMessage('alert(1)')
16:38 trinque no URL there
16:39 trinque this thing is retarded
16:39 asciilifeform 'dumb' as i understand, traditionally means battery life measured in ~weeks~
16:39 trinque ^
16:39 asciilifeform trinque: it is, as far as i can tell, a paste of a stock metasploit thing.
16:39 asciilifeform was a test.
16:44 trinque god, nsa has the same copypasta problems as any large american software firm!
16:45 asciilifeform prolly just some lamer.
16:57 phf trinque: it's truncated from the original, so i agree with asciilifeform or mircea_popescu it's either a very very lame hacking "attempt" or a troll
17:06 phf "iPad-only is the new desktop Linux ios medium.com"
17:08 mircea_popescu by now most of the cattle has been pushed out of the actual computing market through simple attrition - they can;t afford $500 for a computer, nor understand why it'd be useful, and the "smart" p[honme was free with their plan.
17:08 asciilifeform phf: wat?
17:08 mircea_popescu so they're stuck dicking around on capacitive displays
17:09 mircea_popescu if the trend of "smart phones for stupid people" continues a few years, banning mobiles from one's site will become a very respectable heuristic to ensure quality discussion.
17:09 phf asciilifeform: it's the weekly selection of article titles that are so dumb, there's no point in reading any further. content of article is literal elaboration of the title
17:09 asciilifeform gotta love how ios 'almost worx' in 1,001 ways. for instance, you can get a ~functional irc client. BUT it will disconnect after backgrounded for ~30 sec. NO EXCEPTIONS.
17:10 mircea_popescu iirc apple still hasn't figured out the wonder of multitasking.
17:10 mircea_popescu 1990s not come yet .
17:10 asciilifeform i dug in, and turned up, iirc, that this is DELIBERATE
17:10 asciilifeform 'to prevent apps from eating the battery'
17:10 mircea_popescu how exactly could irc client without kbd be "almost work" ?
17:10 asciilifeform on turdroid this cripplement is absent, but things go in opposite direction, battery is eaten by 1,001 mandatory background crapolade
17:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: thing takes an external kbd
17:11 phf asciilifeform is secretly vary proficient with ios keyboard
17:11 mircea_popescu does your vibrating bullet also take external tracks + periscope ?
17:11 asciilifeform (and has a primitive on-screen thing, ok for short text)
17:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it would if it could!1111
17:11 mircea_popescu you're crayzee.
17:11 ben_vulpes gboard mitigates the horrendity.
17:11 hanbot mircea_popescu is faking user agent beyond the ken of "stupid people"? moreover, there'll just be a mobile app for "not being mobile", what's this banning gonna achieve.
17:11 asciilifeform dafuq is gboard ben_vulpes
17:12 ben_vulpes keyboard google wrote for ios.
17:12 mircea_popescu dude keeps derping about his ancient vintage quality kbd, then goes and fucks around on ipad "no feedback" glass jar.
17:12 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: does "swipe" input
17:12 mircea_popescu one day all the various dissonances will resolve spontaneously inside alf and the result will be audible
17:12 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i've tested 1,001 devices
17:12 mircea_popescu from saturn
17:12 ben_vulpes copes halfway decently with my wot's argot.
17:12 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: if somebody sold a morse code arse muscle clenching-powered entry thing, i might test even that.
17:12 mircea_popescu "i tested 1001 devices, i don't know what gboard is"
17:13 mircea_popescu even I know what it is. enough to despise it.
17:13 asciilifeform it isn't a device!111111
17:13 phf asciilifeform eigenstate results in a complete annihilation of known universe
17:13 ben_vulpes i will not tap at screens anymore.
17:13 mircea_popescu neither is any item so far discussed! they're all vices.
17:13 mircea_popescu time to de-vice yo.
17:13 mircea_popescu sinners.
17:13 mircea_popescu the lord is mightly angry.
17:14 asciilifeform i can tell that mircea_popescu never answered mailz with one finger, of one hand, hanging from a rail, from a moving train, over 8kbaud modem...
17:14 mircea_popescu these days i answer most emails with my penis.
17:14 asciilifeform similar!
17:16 phf i couldn't find keyboard with big enough keys
17:17 asciilifeform phf: try those things they make for the arm-less, to press with nose
17:17 asciilifeform i suspect they are penile-compatible!
17:23 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512482 << recall when there was briefly a fashion for banning obvious microshit victims from one's site ?
17:23 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 21:09 mircea_popescu: if the trend of "smart phones for stupid people" continues a few years, banning mobiles from one's site will become a very respectable heuristic to ensure quality discussion.
17:23 asciilifeform (whatever happened to that ?)
17:32 ben_vulpes ie9 is alive and well among the shoe-purchasing, web-surfing population
17:32 mircea_popescu phf you don't answer with single button press anyway
17:33 asciilifeform ahahahaha mircea_popescu 'killed' boeck, so guess who gets to be the new boeck, https://www.wired.com/2016/07/meet-moxie-marlinspike-anarchist-bringing-encryption-us
17:33 asciilifeform $s marlinspike
17:33 a111 12 results for "marlinspike", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=marlinspike
17:34 mircea_popescu im pretty sure this one is from before.
17:34 asciilifeform 7/31/16
17:34 asciilifeform but yes, he was a 'hot spare.'
17:34 asciilifeform quite possibly since '90s.
17:37 asciilifeform WHY are these jokers always so similar!?1
17:37 phf i like how marlinspike's whisper is the secure alternative to telegram. every time i mention telegram in any tech venue there's always some clown going "use whisper instead telegram is insecure!!!", because in their heads whisper, running on a fully locked down platform, obviously is
17:46 mircea_popescu kids.
17:46 mircea_popescu "ferari better than maserati because 350 vs 320 written on odometer"
17:48 asciilifeform relatedly, i was looking recently at a house and landlord had petrol tank, disembodied, from airplane, and part of a wing
17:48 asciilifeform just lyin' there
17:48 phf asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ZSR0pfg5Y
17:49 mircea_popescu in other news, apparently every chick in poland is named wiktoria
17:49 mircea_popescu da fuck dark irony is this, when's the last time the polish won anything.
17:50 asciilifeform prolly in 'ogniem i mieczem'..
~ 26 minutes ~
18:17 pete_dushenski http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-lonely-ballad-of-the-mobile-lounge << in other phork news, the mobile airport lounges that never quite (ahem) took off.
18:18 pete_dushenski "I was actually happy to see the Hit King get defensive. I kind of felt I was accepted. I heard that about five years ago Pete Rose did an interview, and he said that he wished that I could break that record. Obviously, this time around it was a different vibe. In the 16 years that I have been here, what I’ve noticed is that in America, when people feel like a person is below them, not just in numbers b
18:18 pete_dushenski ut in general, they will kind of talk you up. But then when you get up to the same level or maybe even higher, they get in attack mode; they are maybe not as supportive. I kind of felt that this time."
18:18 pete_dushenski http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ichiro-finds-a-clever-way-to-put-pete-rose-in-his-place-190845491.html << or how one japanese mlb all-star sees usian klass kultur
18:19 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512538 << more like written on price tag but same diff really
18:19 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 21:46 mircea_popescu: "ferari better than maserati because 350 vs 320 written on odometer"
18:22 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512272 << heh no wonder you try 10000001 devices, you put them through gulags and then wonder why they shrivel and die (not that this isn't an excellent darwinian weeding out test)
18:22 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 17:54 asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i had a crapple lappy burst with gas
18:24 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512263 << still a few years away from this
18:24 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 17:52 BingoBoingo: NO, targeted assasination attempt on a Lord of TMSR
18:24 phf i had that happen to me too by the way, it's my day to day 2011 macbook pro, and even the chassis got bent. all i had to do is order replacement battery and carefully apply a rubber mallet. good luck doing that on recent apple machine(tm)
18:26 pete_dushenski yea, newer mba requires whole laptop back case to be removed to replace battery. probably macbook pro too but i dun really keep up to date anymore
18:27 pete_dushenski the trend away from user meddling is pretty clear though
18:28 pete_dushenski for obvious reasons too. only terrorists (tm) swap parts, customise equipment.
18:28 phf ipad is the new linux on desktop!
18:28 pete_dushenski lol so it seems.
18:29 pete_dushenski https://vimeo.com/101336844 << dunno why anyone would worry about thai succession. crown prince looks like a pimp. wife topless at dinner, 80's pop beats, good times.
18:31 pete_dushenski in other exquisitely refined contravex comments : "I find it fascinating that an otherwise intelligent person is unable to see the huge value of Facebook"
18:32 pete_dushenski isn't it incredibru how well-to-do smart people can still hold stupid opinions even within their own areas of expertise! but haooo!!!!
18:35 pete_dushenski in other lulz, there was article in local paper over the weekend about "bicycling paradise in the paris of the south : buenos aires"
18:36 pete_dushenski no surprise to #trilema readers that no economy = no cars = plenty of room for cyclists
18:37 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: You just don't see yours coming because the headline will look like http://www.bnd.com/latest-news/article93018537.html#storylink=latest_side
18:37 pete_dushenski there's no online link to the article that i could find, but one or two of the gems were "[some area] has been revitalising since 1980" and "the markets are incredibly diverse and sell everything from car parts to old records"
18:37 pete_dushenski bitch, what the fuck are used car parts doing in your mercados ?!
18:39 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: second cop probably drove biker off road. "had accident" after fleeing scene with first copper.
18:40 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Still no justification for "a few years away" assertion
18:40 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: i also don't see mine coming because... not lord atm.
18:41 BingoBoingo What does the moment matter in threat modeling?
18:41 pete_dushenski who cares about blogger ?
18:42 BingoBoingo But blogger who aspires to FENDER FLAGS!!!
18:43 pete_dushenski maybe in putin's russia, where stasi are organised, blogger can 'have accidental gas asplosion in apartment', but canada is about as militant as a sack of wet bean sprouts.
18:44 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: blogger also aspires to harim and castle and and andandnanananndand what of it. dreams are phree for a reason.
18:44 BingoBoingo Canada not militant? Have you seen the crew cuts on Toronto's womyn?
18:44 BingoBoingo And dreams are not phree
18:48 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: those t.o. gurls just wanna hang wif drake. they're wannabe groupies, which is suppose is a type of militantness all its own.
18:48 pete_dushenski *i suppose
18:56 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Sometimes being militant just means putting on a show. It however does not help your case that your new Prime Minister is just a metrosexual mockery of Putin who wants to return CADSOC to its glory days
18:57 danielpbarron http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512484 << I suspect you already do this: there's a decent ssh client you can get for iPhone and I use it to log into a simple little machine at home that runs irssi 24/7 inside of screen
18:57 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 21:09 asciilifeform: gotta love how ios 'almost worx' in 1,001 ways. for instance, you can get a ~functional irc client. BUT it will disconnect after backgrounded for ~30 sec. NO EXCEPTIONS.
18:58 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: um.. how does it not help my case ? living 'under' a metrosexual mockery of something useful is the definition of helping my case. what's trudeau gonna do, whip out yoga pose on me ?
18:59 pete_dushenski https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/news/canada/2016/04/02/trudeau-yoga-pose-stories-pose-their-own-threat-teitel/trudeau-yoga.jpg << reference.
18:59 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Maybe he'll promise to slip some femayo a bit of dick if she kamikazes Saddam
19:01 pete_dushenski femayos only kamikaze in slow-motion, often over the course of several decades, so i'll have plenty of time to move saddam around the corner and out of her fat way.
19:02 * pete_dushenski wonders who will play jtrudeau in inevitable biopic in 10 years. figures dwaynerock will still be pretty bankable then.
19:07 BingoBoingo It'll prolly be beiber.
19:11 * pete_dushenski to chase pokebeibs.
19:12 mod6 SoBA due out tonight, usually it's already out, sorry for the delay.
19:13 * BingoBoingo was wondering why Qntra was FIRST by such a margin this month
19:16 deedbot [Qntra] Gawker Media's Nick Denton Personally Files For Bankruptcy - http://qntra.net/2016/08/gawker-medias-nick-denton-personally-files-for-bankruptcy/
19:16 BingoBoingo ;;ticker
19:16 gribble Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 610.75, Best ask: 610.76, Bid-ask spread: 0.01000, Last trade: 610.75, 24 hour volume: 34597.90350973, 24 hour low: 605.89, 24 hour high: 630.28, 24 hour vwap: None
19:16 BingoBoingo ^related https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=224745.0;all
19:19 BingoBoingo archived snapshot of defunct mpex.ws domain for posteriority https://archive.is/Q2GOH
19:31 shinohai https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coz02hQUEAA1gRf.jpg
19:32 BingoBoingo Sheeeit
19:39 BingoBoingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GFM2udKcts
19:44 asciilifeform shinohai: source ?
19:45 asciilifeform is it motherfucking reddit ?!
19:47 shinohai no, twitter
19:48 shinohai https://twitter.com/jonathansampson/status/760251660299964416
19:48 shinohai "Son was playing pokemon go ....."
19:48 shinohai This explains all.
~ 15 minutes ~
20:04 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: That sort of phone ransom thing is not unheard of. Emerging lulz.
20:06 trinque iOS jailbreak has been a thing since forever, yet somehow that doesn't translate into "swiss cheese exploitable crapware"
20:07 mod6 http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2016-August/000229.html
20:14 asciilifeform trinque: recent years' jailbreak need, iirc, a cable connection.
20:15 asciilifeform so recipe needs to include a trojanned box.
20:15 trinque ah, thought I recalled a few that went right through the web browser
20:15 asciilifeform originally
20:15 asciilifeform the other thing is, pnoje is ~always backed up to 'cloud' etc., ~and~ has vendor reset mode that lets you reformat.
20:16 asciilifeform so i have nfi what kind of imbecile would pay the ransom.
20:23 BingoBoingo Turns out fats run /r/fatlogic https://archive.is/ei0LS
20:24 BingoBoingo "Then use a gender neutral pronoun, it's not that hard." << BUT "it" is the gender neutral pronoun!
20:24 asciilifeform in other pnoje lulz, http://www.pps.ru/?part=catalog&product=232 << 'acoustic safe'
20:24 asciilifeform apparently this is a thing.
20:26 mod6 diana_coman: congrats on eulora release!
20:35 asciilifeform http://www.pps.ru/?part=catalog&product=248 << their nonlinear junction detector catalogue appears to include one that goes up arse..
20:45 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/pub/cash.png << moar lulz.
20:52 asciilifeform aaaaaaaaaaaaaand,
20:52 asciilifeform dun miss:
20:52 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/pub/einsatzgruppen_jewdetector.png
20:59 BingoBoingo lol they're going to find pete!
21:00 asciilifeform Run Moar Consumer Biometric Gadgets, Especially Cloud-Uploading Retina Scannerz.
21:00 asciilifeform (coming soon!1111)
~ 18 minutes ~
21:19 BingoBoingo Continued from yesterday https://archive.is/GnWWZ
21:23 mod6 <+asciilifeform> http://www.loper-os.org/pub/einsatzgruppen_jewdetector.png <<< 3rd Party Device SDKs!!!!1111eleven
~ 41 minutes ~
22:05 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu fermat with 100,000 iter. / mod. (3518444 mods) ran to completion. found still just the 2.
22:05 gribble The operation succeeded.
22:06 asciilifeform total runtime ~5 hrs., 16 cpu.
~ 20 minutes ~
22:27 phf http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512600 << bush girls would get party belligerent at smith point from time to time, main difference was that between bouncers and secret service, there's no way anybody was filming anything and still retained possession of device
22:27 a111 Logged on 2016-08-01 23:39 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GFM2udKcts
22:27 BingoBoingo Of course
22:29 phf i guess goes to mircea_popescu's often repeated points about a difference between king and bureaucrat
~ 1 hours 9 minutes ~
23:38 BingoBoingo https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftStoreHauls/comments/4vk73v/american_history_at_goodwill499_a_gift_from_the/ << in other Hastert
23:40 * phf "please don't be a grotesquely large woman"
23:42 BingoBoingo lol http://qntra.net/2016/08/black-lives-matter-releases-segregationist-demands/#comment-65822
23:42 BingoBoingo phf: Not a grotesquely large woman
23:51 thestringpuller texas has da best educatio
23:51 thestringpuller wut u talkin bout
23:55 BingoBoingo Nope, whitey ruined University of Houston
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