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00:16 mircea_popescu so apparently turkey's burning up
00:16 mircea_popescu $google buca fire
00:16 deedbot http://www.lakecountrynow.com/news/oconomowocfocus/fire-damages-buca-building-b99721667z1-378648741.html << Fire damages Buca restaurant in Oconomowoc | https://www.rt.com/news/353034-turkey-nato-base-fire/ << Huge fire breaks out near NATO base in Turkey (PHOTOS, VIDEO ... | http://www.lakecountrynow.com/blogsold/staffblogsold/378548866.html << Fire Department on scene at Buca restaurant in Oconomwooc
00:23 mod6 oh hey
00:24 mod6 this is even a bit easier than i thought, looks like uudecode will just take the whole ball of wax and parse out the base64 part on its own:
00:24 mod6 http://dpaste.com/0S4PBCT.txt
00:24 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> so apparently turkey's burning up << yeah saw that.
00:25 mod6 so anyway, i'll prepare the rest of these as well as a more refined disclaimer. clearsign them, and pass 'em around for some testing.
00:25 BingoBoingo More or less burning than California?
00:25 mod6 once we're happy with what they look like, we can deedbot 'em.
00:28 mircea_popescu mod6 that's the idea yes
00:28 mod6 ok :]
00:28 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo well, about same i guess.
00:30 BingoBoingo Well, in California they had to ground the bucket drop planes due to smoke
00:32 mircea_popescu in turkey they lost the buckets : http://67.media.tumblr.com/c14704d9ab10a9b208345bae905eedb7/tumblr_niewk6Q9OW1tkw5l1o1_500.jpg
00:34 BingoBoingo win
00:35 BingoBoingo Meanwhile here in the Middle West we are solidly in neither drought nor flood. June teased a drought, but storms have regularly been dropping 1-4 inches of rain at a time.
00:36 mod6 yeah, was an absolute blazer up here last week. but starting saturday, quite a bit of rain.
00:39 BingoBoingo My grass put on about 8 inches of height in a week. Was fun mowing yesterday.
00:40 mod6 mine grew a lot too. i did harvest a few pickling cucumbers today. at least enough for two Kerr jars worth.
00:41 mod6 gonna try doing some refridgerator pickles first. will "can" a few probably when i get a few more... excited to try this out
00:41 mircea_popescu how do you do them ? vinegar ? proper salt pickles ?
00:41 BingoBoingo The pattypan squash has completely recovered from the setback it suffered earlier this month when some (ra)coons completely pulled it out of the ground.
00:42 mod6 Also turns out that my romaine lettuce had "bolted" which is why it grew so high. got a bit of a bitter taste to it. this bolting process is basically when it's ready to flower, sometimes because of stress. so i cut 'em down.
00:42 mircea_popescu yeah bolting's bad.
00:42 mod6 will replant later this summer in hopes of a fall harvest before the frost starts.
00:42 mod6 yea, had no clue about bolting. learning as I go kinda :/
00:43 BingoBoingo bolting sucks
00:43 mod6 i did eat quite a bit of it before it shot up though. so that was pretty cool.
00:44 BingoBoingo Well, now you know you gotta get some shadecloth.
00:45 mod6 yeah, I think that's a decent idea.
00:45 mod6 oh harvested some tomatoes too -- one roma and ~10 cherry ones.
00:46 mod6 those turned out good. only have 9 plants this year, as opposed to last years 22.
00:46 mod6 so already feels like a lot less.
00:46 BingoBoingo Shade cloth and its cousin bird netting are the sort of magic that makes one the sort of gardener the neighbors envy.
00:47 mod6 Yeah, i need that for sure. I also need to build better trellises or something for the cucumbers & other vines. And probably better boxes for some of things.
00:48 mod6 Fuckin rabbits ate the shit out of my zuccs.
00:48 BingoBoingo Gotta lay down some cayanne on those things.
00:49 BingoBoingo The first time mammals show interest in a plant you gotta shut that shit down. Black pepper around the perimeter as a warning and Cayenne pepper on the plant to protect it.
00:49 mod6 oh does that do the trick?
00:49 BingoBoingo yes, but needs refershed periodically.
00:50 mod6 thanks for the tip
00:50 mircea_popescu pepper more expensive than buying the crop lol
00:50 mircea_popescu maybe train your cat to decapitate rabbits ?
00:50 BingoBoingo These two ingredients are bundled together as "critter ridder" but cheaper at food mart.
00:50 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> pepper more expensive than buying the crop lol << American bulk "pepper" works for this purpose
00:50 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> maybe train your cat to decapitate rabbits ? << dog gets a bunch. but apparently not enough.
00:50 BingoBoingo sheap as shit.
00:51 mod6 Get your late-night gardening tips, right here at TMSR.
00:51 mircea_popescu lol.
00:51 mircea_popescu actually knew a gal that started trying to make a garden, but she was a ways off from my house and 10 feet from the forest. so rabbits came wiped it EVERY NIGHT. so she put in traps.
00:51 mircea_popescu ended up farming rabbits.
00:51 BingoBoingo lolololololol
00:52 mircea_popescu for srs.
00:52 mod6 oooh, not bad!
00:52 mircea_popescu she'd end up capturing males and fermales in the same box,
00:52 mircea_popescu didn\t know what to do with them. but the rabbits DID know.
00:52 mircea_popescu so next i went by she was all like " don't you want some rabbit ?"
00:53 mircea_popescu "it's great as a steak... or in stu... or in... and she kept getting yellower as she went.
00:53 mircea_popescu bitch ate nothing but rabbit for like two weeks lol
00:53 mod6 lol
00:53 BingoBoingo Not a bad fate
00:53 mircea_popescu eventually it was "just take some fucking rabbits!"
00:53 mircea_popescu so i did, but i was too lazy to skin them, so i let them go.
00:53 mod6 people say not to eat the rabbits around here because of all the lawn fertilizers and things. not sure if that's accurate or not.
00:53 * BingoBoingo has lots of local rabbits. They tend to keep to the clover.
00:53 mircea_popescu IN the forest.
00:54 BingoBoingo mod6: Open a few up and check the livers
00:54 mod6 haha. she probably trapped 'em again.
00:54 mircea_popescu ^
00:54 mod6 oh huh, what do i look for? just some fatty deposits or some sort of cirrohsis<sp>?
00:55 BingoBoingo unhealth
00:55 mircea_popescu if the liver's normal the meat should be fine. if the liver's enlarged, or off color, throw the carcass out.
00:55 mircea_popescu you won't likely see fat islands, that's for farm fed.
00:56 mod6 During the cleaning process, be sure to wear gloves, and hunters should examine the external surfaces of the rabbit for any infected areas. ALWAYS check the liver for the appearance of white or yellow spots.
00:56 mircea_popescu then-butchered liver is always exactly the same. after a few you learn to tell.
00:56 mod6 Aight, next few that I get from the dog, will check 'em out.
00:57 mircea_popescu bu the gloves are a good idea, for anthrax mostly. don't cut yourself.
00:57 BingoBoingo Remember not to skimp on the gloves. Rabbits can carry some nasty bacterial diseases
00:57 mircea_popescu aha.
00:57 BingoBoingo Not just the anthrax
00:57 mircea_popescu get those fucking fine steel mesh rubbered, pro gloves.
00:57 mod6 yeah, i got a few boxes of latex ones around the house.
00:57 mircea_popescu mno.
00:57 mod6 or maybe they're not latex .. whatever they use these days.
00:57 mircea_popescu there's this almost tyre-like glove for butchers.
00:58 BingoBoingo At least go for nitrile gloves designed for cleaning, but the butchering gloves are almost necessary.
00:58 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> get those fucking fine steel mesh rubbered, pro gloves. << oh ok
00:58 mircea_popescu it's a buck, but the sort of buck that's worth it.
00:59 mircea_popescu the first time a rib punctures through your anal play latex condom glove and you end up spending n hours and n^2 dollars on doctors you see the wisdom.
01:01 BingoBoingo Latex is awful at resisting puncture.
01:01 mod6 fair enough.
01:02 mod6 i've been stabbed by a number of phesant bones while cuttign them up. sucks.
01:04 mircea_popescu see. when you move from fowl to fawn you go up on the scale of bad shit to catch.
01:04 mircea_popescu rabbit counts as fowl for this purpose.
01:04 mircea_popescu fawn i mean.
01:04 mod6 something like these i suspect 'eh? : https://www.turtleskin.com/webstore/turtleskin-cp-grip-400-advanced-cut-and-puncture-great-grip
01:05 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> fawn i mean. << sure.
01:05 mircea_popescu yeah those look pretty cool.
01:06 mircea_popescu o look they have a whole apron and sleeve thing. the sleeve is great, other than side index / metacarpophalangeal joint injury, you mostly get the above wrist spot.
01:06 mod6 alright, i'll have to get something like those. will report (with pics?) when I get the next couple of rabbits.
01:07 mircea_popescu it's the sort of shit people keep wanting to borrow from you.
01:07 BingoBoingo But don't loan gloves. They have a worse rate of return than BTCJam
01:07 mod6 haha
01:07 mircea_popescu heh
01:08 BingoBoingo Anyways when it comes to cheap disposables the rule is latex for condoms and nitrile for gloves.
01:10 mod6 Sounds fair. I just got the latex style ones for my hand-rolled first aid kits.
01:10 mircea_popescu anyway, if you were running a butcher thing you'd prolly still waqnt the steel mesh things ; but for what you do the thing you found prolly perfect fit.
01:11 BingoBoingo Latex resists friction better (nitrile splits) and Nitrile resists puncture and cutting better.
01:11 BingoBoingo But not to the point of wanting to use it on critter autopsies
01:20 mod6 I'll see what I can find. Will let you guys know.
01:30 mircea_popescu why the fuck are all the chicks running fashion blogs butt ugly.
01:31 mircea_popescu http://marieclaire.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11116/000088ce5/243e_orh1000w646/The-Man-Repeller.jpg da fuck's this.
01:34 BingoBoingo The gotta pretend the can do fashion because can't go nude looking like that
01:35 mircea_popescu i dunno, i don't go around pretending to rap.
01:35 mircea_popescu http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/48/2015/08/susie_0.jpg < no end of them
01:37 mircea_popescu actually i got one right after bb's heart : http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/48/2015/08/nad-1.jpg
01:37 mircea_popescu name's nadia. nadia aboulhson. want her # ?
01:43 mircea_popescu oh and in other news : http://blog.bestamericanpoetry.com/the_best_american_poetry/2016/07/my-entry.html << someone wrote a poem about corn. someone else read it. in a windy cornfield. DRAMATICALLY.
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07:19 shinohai ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/17eP
07:19 gribble The operation succeeded.
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08:20 mircea_popescu $up ratoder
08:20 deedbot ratoder voiced for 30 minutes.
08:21 thestringpuller "there is nothing better than vagina to prop up a massive bubble" via https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1558366.0 (for those that care to view the tardtalk source)
08:22 mircea_popescu such nonsense. what vagina ever propped a massive bubble ?
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09:23 thestringpuller https://img1.steemit.com/0x0/https://s32.postimg.org/g21tkwzk5/4_up_on_7_13_16_at_9_08_PM_compiled_2.jpg << well the boobs propped up the bubble.
09:24 asciilifeform in other lulz, http://www.bbc.com/news/business-36879831
09:24 asciilifeform 'US internet firm Yahoo will be sold to American telecoms firm Verizon Communications for nearly $5bn (£3.8bn) in cash. Yahoo will be combined with AOL, another faded internet star, which Verizon bought last year.'
09:28 mircea_popescu i thought boobs need soutien not the other way around.
09:28 mircea_popescu asciilifeform next they merge with comcast, "the ministry of not spying on people"
09:29 asciilifeform lel
09:29 mircea_popescu thestringpuller i can't read the number on her tits ?
09:29 mircea_popescu something seems to be in the way.
09:33 thestringpuller yea. a steemit tank top. derps love covered boobs, didn't you know?
09:35 mircea_popescu in other lulz, on random bouncer which doesn't actually connect to any channels :
09:35 mircea_popescu ⓘ [465] You are banned from this server- Allah is offtopic for freenode. (2016/7/25 08.11)
09:35 mircea_popescu Closing Link: [*] (K-Lined)
09:43 * asciilifeform had nfi that this was a thing
09:43 mircea_popescu me either, and i own the ip, so it can't be that. aaanyway.
09:43 mircea_popescu in other restaurateur news, http://67.media.tumblr.com/7ec077b1e17b7436aa4ad5e66dbce63e/tumblr_njgjwrPzT51tulo74o1_500.jpg
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10:38 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> name's nadia. nadia aboulhson. want her # ? << I'll pass
10:48 shinohai But she's *curvy* BingoBoingo
10:49 BingoBoingo https://archive.is/K2F2j
10:50 mircea_popescu you can't say scurvy without curvy.
10:56 mircea_popescu seriously, that dude is "obese" ?
10:56 mircea_popescu seems a little nutty.
10:57 BingoBoingo Gotta consider his fat girl camera angles
10:57 BingoBoingo And arm flab.
10:58 BingoBoingo Serious old lady "bingo wings"
10:58 mircea_popescu well yeah, he's chubby, sure. but obese is a thing.
10:58 BingoBoingo Obesity is like Autism. THere's a spectrum
10:59 BingoBoingo https://i.imgur.com/1Mo2KM2.jpg "Ocean Liner"
10:59 mircea_popescu well, spectrum, spectrum, but not like autism, like anemia. there is a spectrum, but it doesn't start at the gate of normal.
11:00 BingoBoingo Anyways linked for the fatlogic about his "thick bones"
11:01 mircea_popescu well yeah, guy clearly wasn't expecting the reaction.
11:02 mircea_popescu now, numerically, he's pretty scandalous, i'm taller than him and more than 50lbs lighter. and i'm not "skinny", and i very much doubt he has "bigger bones" than me, partly because every time i broke something the doctors were "wtf, is this a horse bone ?"
11:02 BingoBoingo Well gotta check the internet weather before posting. If posting to reddit and asking "am I hawt" FPH will brigade
11:03 BingoBoingo AHA
11:04 BingoBoingo Anyways he's probably only about 75 pounds away from https://i.sli.mg/3Avfuh.jpg
11:17 BingoBoingo shinohai: Published, corrected your intro bit about corn futures.
11:18 deedbot [Qntra] Ethereum-iverse Bleeding Money - http://qntra.net/2016/07/ethereum-iverse-bleeding-money/
11:18 shinohai ty BingoBoingo
11:20 BingoBoingo Just because ethereum is rolling in lulz we can't be saying corn futures are up when in fact they have fallen like a rock because "What the fuck are we going to do with all this corn?
11:20 BingoBoingo There's actually corn growing in the ditches and gutters this year.
11:21 shinohai perhaps increased popcorn sales will offset some of the cost.
11:21 asciilifeform 'Furthermore, my own personal opinion is that allowing ETC trading indirectly funds a criminal organization. With no way to know what these funds will be used for in the future, I find this behaviour careless and dangerous.' << gold
11:22 BingoBoingo We are talking 3000 calories of extra popcorn consumed per day, per USian, for an entire year shinohai! And that's BEFORE the butter!
11:23 shinohai oh the asses i see everyday love that buttery goodness.
11:23 shinohai That new 'internet sensation' with the 70 inch ass on bp
11:26 mircea_popescu ahjahahaha wait.
11:26 mircea_popescu and so they KNOW what ethereum will be used for in the future ?
11:26 mircea_popescu what is thaqt, funding the war in the next iraq ?
11:28 BingoBoingo Nah, funding the next war in Vietman more likely
11:31 shinohai Your death by drone may well be a smart contract on the dao 2.0
11:32 mircea_popescu judging by the way dao CLASSIC worked, that'll end up a fine way to kill the us president.
11:33 mircea_popescu as aladeen well explained, "the drone will bounce off the target and come right back to us"
11:42 shinohai lo
11:42 mircea_popescu this dao is hiv-aladeen
11:56 deedbot [Trilema] Two shits - http://trilema.com/2016/two-shits/
11:57 asciilifeform in other nyooz, 'Dear customer
11:58 asciilifeform For security reasons we need you to download your wallet from your unique
11:58 asciilifeform Link That we send it to you and run it and extract it in a safe place on your computer
11:58 asciilifeform To make sure that no one can access to the wallet.'
12:02 asciilifeform ('bitgo')
12:02 asciilifeform dafuq even ~was~ it ?
12:02 asciilifeform $s bitgo
12:02 a111 31 results for "bitgo", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=bitgo
12:04 thestringpuller they are the leader in blockchain sakoority!!!!11
12:06 mats verizon isn't buying all of yahoo's business units
12:07 mats what a misleading headline
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12:42 BingoBoingo http://gotnews.com/breaking-hillarysamerica-page-administrator-suspended-facebook-dineshdsouza/
12:49 thestringpuller shinohai I think we may have popped the steem bubble.
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13:08 mircea_popescu $s dinesh
13:08 a111 2 results for "dinesh", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=dinesh
13:11 BingoBoingo Guy who got hit by Obama's IRS
13:11 BingoBoingo Oh, "donation fraud"
13:14 mircea_popescu aha
13:16 mircea_popescu but it's ok, for as long as one steals for "the state" it's all gravy.
13:17 deedbot [Trilema] Millenial problems. - http://trilema.com/2016/millenial-problems/
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13:37 deedbot [Qntra] Corn Pain On Farm Plain Continues - http://qntra.net/2016/07/corn-pain-on-farm-plain-continues/
13:37 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo 1st sentence.
13:38 mircea_popescu 2nd line too. hit hitting ?
13:38 BingoBoingo ty, fxd fxd
13:40 BingoBoingo Seriously though. Who would have thought the worst fate that could strike farmers would end up being an optimal amount of rain for their crop at the time the crop needed it.
13:41 mircea_popescu lol
13:45 mircea_popescu and in other good girl porn, http://66.media.tumblr.com/6134b6ee69c141f3f418444f0f4ccf25/tumblr_n8gvyfx2n81r4hgvyo10_400.gif
13:47 deedbot [Trilema] Millennial problems. - http://trilema.com/2016/millennial-problems/
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14:16 BingoBoingo https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Au4AnBFEodI/V4VDpPi_0fI/AAAAAAAAQQg/wfmMRFm9TqoaXH4i10i4UzWkP6PS-48qACLcB/s400/Photo%2BJun%2B11%252C%2B8%2B39%2B10%2BAM.jpg
14:19 mircea_popescu in other lulz, derpy listing on argentine govt site links to an institutional website on "blogpot.com". which is apparently owned, by some bible people.
14:20 mircea_popescu my conclusion is that too much pot.
14:23 hanbot da domn'le, poti prea mult
14:23 mircea_popescu lol!
14:24 mircea_popescu in other news, out of 496 highschools in the city of buenos aires, 80 have a website. the rest do not have a website. about two thirds offer "IT" in some shape nevertheless.
14:24 mircea_popescu of those 80 websites, 70 are on blogpot.
14:25 mircea_popescu the rest on dubious junk, wtf is jimdo.com
14:25 mircea_popescu they actually think this is a country. somehow.
14:27 mircea_popescu those blogspot "websites" ? 0 comments. here's a fine sample : https://archive.is/BarC2
14:27 mircea_popescu noticee the part where it says "AGRADECIMIENTO Agradecemos al Prof. Antonio Grillo por el banner animado que encabeza el blog. Depto. de Informática", then check out that fucking banner animado.
14:28 mircea_popescu ~none of them are active by any sort of definition of activity that has anything to do with the current year. and on it goes.
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15:39 thestringpuller ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/17lP
15:39 gribble The operation succeeded.
15:48 BingoBoingo ty
15:48 BingoBoingo edited
15:50 deedbot [Qntra] Florida Money Laundering Case Against Espinoza Dismissed - http://qntra.net/2016/07/florida-money-laundering-case-against-espinoza-dismissed/
15:51 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/qntra/status/757664456373522433
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16:12 thestringpuller ~>
16:15 ben_vulpes ~>
16:17 BingoBoingo 8=====>~~~~~~~~ ;)
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17:27 mircea_popescu also in the penis news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6k6a40jRU1qgttn9o1_1280.jpg
17:29 shinohai My teeth suddenly hurt.
17:38 mircea_popescu heh twitter going overboard on "promoted" tweets.
17:40 mircea_popescu in other news, freshly created disposable email shows spam from "computerwissen.de" at the same time as "profile activation" email from mai.showaround.com
17:40 mircea_popescu clearly a spam outfit. but hey, "promoted tweets" on twitter.
17:40 mircea_popescu sad.
17:41 mircea_popescu "Sorry for not letting you contact other members straight away, but purchasing a membership is what keeps the site running and helps us provide high-quality service.". 20 bux for a month.
17:41 mircea_popescu basic "paid dating app" scam.
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18:29 shinohai $up trbbot
18:29 deedbot trbbot voiced for 30 minutes.
18:30 shinohai sorry for spam
18:30 shinohai line 2
18:30 shinohai line
18:30 shinohai trbbot: bash 3
18:30 trbbot shinohai:The last 3 lines are bashed and pending review.
18:34 shinohai $down trbbot
18:34 deedbot shinohai may not $down trbbot.
18:34 shinohai O.o
18:41 mircea_popescu nb.
18:41 mircea_popescu no biggy if it stays voiced neh ?
18:43 shinohai nah
18:43 * shinohai misses bashbot
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19:24 asciilifeform ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-25#1509953 << perderasty??
19:24 a111 Logged on 2016-07-25 19:50 deedbot: [Qntra] Florida Money Laundering Case Against Espinoza Dismissed - http://qntra.net/2016/07/florida-money-laundering-case-against-espinoza-dismissed/
19:24 gribble The operation succeeded.
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19:42 deedbot [» Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] Bumble: Better than Tinder, worse than Go. - http://www.contravex.com/2016/07/25/bumble-better-than-tinder-worse-than-go/
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21:30 BingoBoingo ty asciilifeform fxd
21:33 mircea_popescu lol from perdition
21:47 BingoBoingo Perditionist!
21:57 BingoBoingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvOlXtnL-o4
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22:24 BingoBoingo In other reddits and ethereums http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/191601250/mike-mayers-nightmare-debut
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22:51 deedbot [Qntra] Hastert Fights Suit Over Unpaid Hush Money - http://qntra.net/2016/07/hastert-fights-suit-over-unpaid-hush-money/
22:52 BingoBoingo Just kinda one of those days
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23:12 mircea_popescu eh, baseball pretend-dramaz
23:20 BingoBoingo Nah, the dude is a serious contender for most suck ever.
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23:46 deedbot [Qntra] Japan Mass Stabbing: 19 Killed 25 Injured - http://qntra.net/2016/07/japan-mass-stabbing-19-killed-25-injured/
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