#trilema | 2016-05-13

were they curious about your new adventures?

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whacha have ?

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mircea_popescu: litres

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asciilifeform brb

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Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck mother fuck noish noish. One, two, one two three four noish noish noish noish. Smokin weed smokin whizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin fatties, smokin blunts. Whos smokes blunts? We smoke blunts. Rollin blunts and smokin..

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lol

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speaking of which, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWdVwt2deY4

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Moduli Waiting for Test: 20 << still getting these huh. nice.

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http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/04/princes-legendary-floppy-disk-symbol-font.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhcParuzpc

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mircea_popescu: Moduli Waiting for Test: 20 << still getting these huh. nice. << speaking of which, could you install python2.7.* on the gwern archive box?

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ugh. can't you ?

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did I have admin permissions?

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i have nfi ; besides, python also installs in user directory neh ? doesn't have to be systemwide.

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it does but you need various packages to compile it

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http://stackoverflow.com/questions/622744/unable-to-install-python-without-sudo-access << apparently you don't need anything other than a writable dir.

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06:55

Aw, qntra appears DDoS'd now just when I am considering a piece on the increase in young Muricans with ischemic brain damage

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:/

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hm

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08:14

brb

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08:52

BingoBoingo server is up, but web is iffy. patience will resolve teh matter.

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[Trilema] die neue SS - http://trilema.com/2016/die-neue-ss/

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;;later tell BingoBoingo for when ddos ends: http://ix.io/DYw

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The operation succeeded.

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http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-12#1466140 <<< who could have predicted!1

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a111

Logged on 2016-05-12 13:13 mircea_popescu: o hey, paymium now joins bitstamp on the list of wanna-be bitcoin exchanges that email spam.

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http://seclists.org/oss-sec/2016/q2/335 << moar lelz

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LOL the bitcointalk shemale slut got haxxored: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1469369.msg0;boardseen#new

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asciilifeform & mircea_popescu just realized that the DKIM RSA keys could easily be harvested from teh interwebz and fed to the phuctor

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davout: sure

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most of those are 1024 bit though

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because obviously DNS implementations won't let you use a value that's more than 0XFF chars long

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and otherwise the pubkey doesn't fit

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not sure what the best way to enumerate domains for this purpose is

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every time i dig into some pile of 'standardized' shit, i turn up 1,001 items like this

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'oh you oughtn't want long keyz because only terrorists want >1024bit and fuckyou the STANDARD says...'

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Wait wrong Cassie.

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waiwut

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according to http://www.tau.ac.il/~tromer/papers/cbtwirl.pdf it'd cost 10mn and a year to factor a 1024 bit number, and the paper is from 2003 apparently

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the other boojum is that factoring a ~typical~, vs. 'ideally' generated 1024-bit key, is quite likely much cheaper yet.

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http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2016/05/13/world/europe/ap-eu-romania-coin-anti-semitism.html <<< kek

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13:43

;;later tell BingoBoingo http://www.techworm.net/2016/05/philadelphia-police-spying-citizens-using-spy-truck.html << qntra ?

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The operation succeeded.

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;;later tell BingoBoingo http://www.techworm.net/2016/05/chinese-shame-data-pla-officials-jack-ma-tycoons-leaked-twitter.html << from same rag.

13:44

The operation succeeded.

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davout> most of those are 1024 bit though << this may as well be an advantage. phuctor benefits from long primes in its 8ball

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for a second there i thought alf moved on to reading bitcointalk for lack of fishfapping material.

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lel i still can't bring myself to read it

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after n yearz

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i read hanbot's articles way back when and that was it.

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wtgf is that nytimes bs. "it said it said" lalala .what ?

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"us" can by and large get fucked, they don't have nor had since perhaps morgenthau anyone in a central bank seat that can compare to romania's.

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the notion that the us would be derping at bnr is beyond fucking lulzy, what's next, a critique of bach by j. timberfake ?

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punkman da fuck did you do ?

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howdy

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hola mod6

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:]

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friday!

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asciilifeform sweeps desk at rupturefarmz

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shinohai passes mod6 a cold one [~]D

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thanks amigo

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been a long week

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You already home from work?

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worked downtown for a half-day today, wfh rest of day.

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wfh = watch xhamster vids all afternoon :D

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haha

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when i don't have someone watching my every move during the day, i usually can login and chat during the day at the office.

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but since like... at least mid-feb, a lady has been watching my every move.

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gotta use the irc gateway for the corporate chat

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lame

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nobody can tell then

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haha. she's been watching me type.

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all day. every day.

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i've been architecting a performance framework

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BingoBoingo qntra back on.

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jesus why is someonne actually watching over your shoulder?

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manager? intern?

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peer. so i've been hacking all the code together and 'driving' while she sits there.

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lol

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is she even producing useful input?

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yeah.

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what precisely is the goal of having her hawk on you

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some tasks are somewhat async.

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but most of it is like talking through a bunch of shit.

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"pairing"?

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we're writing a lot of the stuff together so architecture decisions aren't "made in a silo"

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and we're moving too fast to wait for someone to wait for a PR, respond in there and then refactor/rearchitect and update PR

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doesn't sound all bad

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for effective pairing weaker pair should always be driving

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i'd much rather work remote and "pair" that way. it's not super bad or anything, cept for the commute, and not being able to sneak off to tmsr~

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phf: i can't stand watching her type. nor her formatting. and she doesn't really understand version control.

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exactly!

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shinohai is glad his whole "job" is tmsr duties and fapping

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she's probably better with spring and shit like that than me though.

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cause whatever, jera

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*jerva

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mod6> but since like... at least mid-feb, a lady has been watching my every move. << o no, got lady cat ?!

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a cat-lady, yes.

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basically when a weaker pair is driving you can whip her into doing it right, otherwise she's just sitting there giving "useful" advice

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i don't feel the need to try to improve someone else.

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right, this advice only applies when you're actually trying to transfer knowledge and build better team and all that

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fair enough

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phf> for effective pairing weaker pair should always be driving << mno, for effective pairing pair should be having sex.

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ben_vulpes rolls eyes

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and yah phf, that's usually how its done.

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anyway, ugh.

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(cue asciilifeform: "wat? gurl in programmering!?")

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tired.

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ben_vulpes i'll have you know that s.mg is/was ever since forever 100% girl tech corp.

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you think i'm unaware?

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course, shitheadgate too busy to discuss this, but...

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we'll have to put a flag in here so I can give the details later when I go to next_place. XXX

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i think i may even do it that way deliberately - make it a girls only corporation and fu. just to bother teh ustards.

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i'm certainly doing things dramatically differently next time.

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phf for THAT kind of pairing, you can't beat irc pairing. it's, in a sense, what i do all day, let "weaker" (ie, more specialised) pairs drive, i got a whole raft of 'em.

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it's not practical to have physically-blocked "in same room looking at same kbd" sorta arrangement there, costs more than it can ever be worth.

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yeah, agreed.

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;;later tell trinque Can't click on top links on wiki, must manually enter >>> http://i.imgur.com/cKYghFB.png?1

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The operation succeeded.

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i've done so much work with peopel over irc or even screen-sharing while remote, this irl stuff is insane

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(in other lulz of perhaps BingoBoingo interest, did anyone else know that preet bharara has an illustrious antecessor the original director of the original interpol - at the time called "international criminal police commission", but rebranded to avoid the stigma - who was actually hanged for his activities ?)

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O.o wut?

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"From Ernst Katlenbrunner to Preet Bharara, a history of SS Police and Policing"

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mod6: did u see https://twitter.com/SatoshiShinohai/status/731176444613808132 ?

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o wow, real satoshi emerges ?

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Some derp had already taken @shinohai and refused my offer to buy.

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hey, works.

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mod6 looks

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rosebuttboard lol

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I couldn't resist.

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I have to say an anal fisting website would have been low on my list of hacking priorities but I still salute them.

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anal fisting site should have expected to get their backdoor penetrated

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trinque

shinohai: yeah I'll fix that css

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kk thanx B

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16:28

[Qntra] Yet Another Darknet Market Sprouts - http://qntra.net/2016/05/yet-another-darknet-market-sprouts/

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thx BingoBoingo

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ty

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I haven't found much material this month. Reddit makes me vomit.

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Yeah, not much has happened this month other than Clinton v. Clinton noise

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incidentally, anyone know guardian sword (picsoft) ? pretty decent roguelike adventure ~for teh ipad~. complete with involuntary translation lulz etc.

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to quote teh typically frustrated esltard, "I like this game, but I have gotten as far as I can go...not the end of the game, mind you, I just can't get any farther. There is no information available anywhere about how to get past these obstacles. No point in playing anymore. "

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lol

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[Qntra] Incidents Of Ischemic Brain Damage Increase Among Younger Adults In United States - http://qntra.net/2016/05/incidents-of-ischemic-brain-damage-increase-among-younger-adults-in-united-states/

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mircea_popescu: lol, an ipad?

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trinque

mod6 │ anal fisting site should have expected to get their backdoor penetrated << loool

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:D

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davout aha

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BingoBoingo listen, perhaps an article discussing us corn inventories and market not the best explanatory piece for "obestiality and transmayogenderism".

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Perhaps not, I'll replace it with a better article from Trilema

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replaced with http://trilema.com/2014/fatlogic/

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i guess one thing here is, maybe qntra should have a lexicon ?

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could fill in definitions on blogs.

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But how would that help to filter alert/regular readers from the people who should have been around in 2015?

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so what, qntra spaceship left earth in 2015 and that's that ?

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Too early to tell, but it only too MPEx what, a month of beta then 30 BTC, 50 BTC, moon?

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lol

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But there's no reason one can't read all of qntra in 2-3 months to catch up.

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ok, ok, but clicks must be meaningful relations.

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[Qntra] Philadelphia Occupation Force Disguises Surveillance Van As Google Surveillance Van - http://qntra.net/2016/05/philadelphia-occupation-force-disguises-surveillance-van-as-google-surveillance-van/

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want a tbot sneak peak?

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defo

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http://dpaste.com/1K5W83D.txt

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bot wars has been fun mod6 :D

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pew pew pew

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i'll work on it a bit more later.

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nb.

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sweet

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bwahaha I have a `t` bot working mod6

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so word around the campfire is that president donald trunkduck is going to have a turducken dinner for his wh inauguration.

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turducken?! the man is a coprophag ?!@

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$google turducken

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken << Turducken - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia | http://www.cajungrocer.com/fresh-foods-holiday-dishes-turducken-c-1_15_24.html << Turducken | $85 Delivered | Order Now! | Fresh from CajunGrocer | http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/turducken-recipe.html << Turducken Recipe : Paula Deen : Food Network

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChtuyP0VEAQZlY1.jpg << dude this guy... a) my enchiladas beat his tacos, by a very long shot ; b) wtf office is that omfg.

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joecool

mircea_popescu: i believe he did that for what they call, the lulz

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