#trilema | 2015-10-09

'rat 9'

00:01

oh nice

00:01

I've got one of those

00:01

how do you like it?

00:02

it is very neat. but, what to do with the extra buttonz !

00:02

lol

00:02

on the left, I use the 2 as forward/back

00:02

i find it helps with carpal tunnel.

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phf uses http://www.amazon.com/HP-Optical-Button-Mouse-accessory/dp/B0002Y5LZ8

00:03

Amazon.com: HP Optical 3 Button Mouse,usb,accessory: Electronics ... ( http://bit.ly/1L2VyHP )

00:03

best be careful, lest at night it reassembles itself into a dulap.

00:03

it already looks quite like one...

00:04

http://www.xoticpc.com/images/accessories/mice/rat9_02.jpg

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... ( http://bit.ly/1L2VCHC )

00:05

(this is not clear from the photo, but the 'wings' are on long screws and... can move)

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and you can add weights to it

00:06

pretty sure that thing has a remote triggered cyanide injector. a "present" for ascii

00:06

various nice touches. e.g. the wheel well goes all the way through, does not collect shit like normal mouse

00:06

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mircea_popescu having homemade black forest with "alamos" chardonnay, supposedly "best seller in teh usa". it's not terribru.

00:06

phf: the weights ought to be trotyl

00:07

pro tip : for the best cooler, pour mineral water in the icecream tray.

00:07

phf: lulzy gadget: draws so much current that the battery has to be changed daily. it pulls out, like pistol clip, and changes places with identical, included stick, that charges in the radio receiver

00:07

https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2015/10/08/new-york-judge-blocks-paul-smiths-college-changing-name-20-million-gift

00:08

New York judge blocks Paul Smith's College from changing name for $20 million gift | Inside Higher Ed ... ( http://bit.ly/1L2VNTm )

00:08

also, god fucking help the heretics with their white shit on the black forest cake. it's devil's food in ganache, not fucking light cream ffs.

00:11

(meanwhile, substituting sour cherries + kirsch for banana slices + rum ; or caramelized pineapple and good cognac is legitimate.)

00:17

kids these days with their fancy mice. back in my day we had to clean mouse balls before each quake 1 match with wet wipes

00:17

l0l i still have one of those somewhere.

00:18

even got a sun photodiode mouse (but misplaced the reflector!)

00:18

i remember my step mom would take that ball out as punishment. sucked.

00:24

i refused to use optical mouse for a long time, because my railgun technique involved upwards swipe, that would periodically glitch out with an optical mouse and would rotate completely randomly. good times.

00:25

old optical mice were pretty shitty.

00:26

then again, old ball mice... i had a straight lines and right angles genius. because molding plastic was hard in the 80s

00:27

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53550 @ 0.0005036 = 26.9678 BTC [+]

00:27

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3395/3439554866_696f955b46.jpg one of these?

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... ( http://bit.ly/1NrTmNX )

00:28

yeah but 3 buttons

00:28

same exact button type tho, with that angle.

00:29

mircea_popescu how many lightbulbs can you turn on at a time with that?

00:29

no because lightbulbs came after that

00:31

anyway, they had a very heavy steel ball with a thin silicone covering.

00:36

Online virtual currencies are clearly here to stay no pun intended, according to Mitch Callahan, Clearly Canadians Bitcoin Campaign Manager. << is that you btw, mitch_callahan?

00:37

!up mitch_callahan

00:37

haha yep, that would be me

00:37

lots of derping, doing "merchant" stuff

00:37

pete_dushenski smacked some sense into me

00:38

oh hey, cool.

00:40

i think those guys finally reached their goal a year later. i should have some clearly canadian to give away in the near future. i cant remember what it cost me in btc, though.

00:40

http://www.ttm.news/2015/10/06/cryptsy-seeking-legal-action-against-mike-johnson/ << hey BingoBoingo check out all the weird.\

00:40

Cryptsy seeking legal action against Mike Johnson | To The Moon ... ( http://bit.ly/1NrW2Lk )

00:41

is clearly canadian some sort of alcohol ?

00:41

its an old fruit flavoured beverage that was popular in the 80's and 90's

00:41

iirc it's an alt-cola

00:42

a guy in the US bought the trademark and brought it back

00:43

ah ah i recall now yea

00:44

ironically the guy actually tried to get it on mpex, but this was back in the single digit times.\

00:45

ha, what!

00:45

he met a lot of people very quickly. iirc he had erik voorhees on the line, amongst others. bitpay was pushing it, too.

00:47

it jump started me in the space, mostly meeting people, seeing who's who. started a meetup, etc etc.

00:48

it would have been a horrible idea (as i pointed out at the time). a purely fiat business like selling fizz fits very poorly on bitcoin.

00:48

next thing you know it runs up 10k% (as it did) and you're left paying pennies to the dollar to your investors, IN SPITE of having done a great job.

00:51

it was those price movements that got them all paranoid, too and they stopped mentioning btc.

00:51

man im surprised through his research he ended up chatting with you

00:51

good on him

00:52

in the early days, if one looked up bitcoin, one would find mpex shortly thereafter

00:53

I discovered mpex about 2 minutes after i discovered bitcoin.

00:53

not that different today really.

00:53

piles of shit on top

00:53

well depends on what is meant by research, of course

00:53

so i guess.

00:53

true story

00:53

this is relatable to the google talk earlier

00:59

one day mircea_popescu, you crossed my mind. i visualized a bunch of shapes collapsing in on themselves. it was the universe eating itself.

00:59

i read the logs a few weeks later and it's what cazalla describes as the bitcoin hole I'm guessing

01:06

anyhow, I need to rest. night everyone.

01:08

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 142000 @ 0.00049048 = 69.6482 BTC [-] {5}

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01:42

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32400 @ 0.00049998 = 16.1994 BTC [+]

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02:03

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37116 @ 0.00048875 = 18.1404 BTC [-]

02:03

deedbot-

[Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] “Is this corn-free?” - http://www.contravex.com/2015/10/09/is-this-corn-free/

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02:50

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295418 << Best I can tell Coinfire has friends in Law Enforcement, or is a Law enforcement guided OP

02:50

Logged on 09-10-2015 04:40:28; mircea_popescu: http://www.ttm.news/2015/10/06/cryptsy-seeking-legal-action-against-mike-johnson/ << hey BingoBoingo check out all the weird.\

02:53

re: Ball Mice. While they were a thing I don't remember a time "castration" wasn't a prank that plagued public computer labs.

03:04

you think hangout ?

03:04

i dunno, they seem pretty derpy.

03:06

Law Enforcement generally seems derpy.

03:07

And I mean... They go quiet when they get legal papers, as in their GAW reporting where it seemed they actually had law enforcement reports

03:07

hm.\

03:07

it certainly is a theory.

03:07

would at least fit some more bizarre patterns observed.

03:08

It's not a drunk theory. Came into it while walking tonight.

03:08

They've got some awfully fucking bizarre patterns

03:12

It's just very bizzare the particular way that they suck, yet still seem to get the information

03:12

aha.

03:13

and yet their bizarro PR is very consistent with "one derpy dude"

03:13

all sorts of readily self-contradictory grandstanding and whatnot.

03:13

it could be bitpay.

03:14

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mircea_popescu remembers that time when kyle torpey was it posted an article begging for something or the other and then michael derp came in and beleeted it and made a lengthy "full responsibility"-flavoured nonsensepost.

03:15

Could be. Fuck it could be one derpy dude workin in Law enforcement and their 5% time project

03:15

* mircea_popescu remembers that time when kyle torpey was it posted an article begging for something or the other and then michael derp came in and beleeted it and made a lengthy "full responsibility"-flavoured nonsensepost. << Those were some lulz

03:24

!up Zuardi

03:25

Zuardi

\o/

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04:11

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1294246 <<< aka "no you don't need a fucking magic wand to go to school"

04:11

Logged on 07-10-2015 17:20:17; mike_c: but still, just put your goddamn pants on so we can go to the park.

04:22

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 103315 @ 0.00049197 = 50.8279 BTC [+]

04:24

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1294459 <<< why? because 8 bits?

04:24

Logged on 07-10-2015 22:24:07; ascii_field: because you cannot blockchain on it.

04:27

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=998257.msg12620721#msg12620721

04:27

Gerald Davis aka DeathAndTaxes of BitSimple and Tangible Cryptography ... ( http://bit.ly/1Opy0zg )

04:27

davout: Because slow

04:29

"I was very well aware of the involved risk, but at the same time I felt it is not worse than putting my coins into pre-orders of mining equipment or into doubious bitcoin companies. After being defrauded and betrayed by so many, my hope was straight and simple: if there is one person to remain honest, it must be DaT - if he did not, it was time to leave this community." <<< win

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04:48

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 171800 @ 0.00049197 = 84.5204 BTC [+]

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05:03

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72491 @ 0.00049197 = 35.6634 BTC [+]

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05:33

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70936 @ 0.00048871 = 34.6671 BTC [-] {2}

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05:52

Naphex

mircea_popescu: yep; i'm waiting for a mail from him should come later on today

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06:10

http://www.lefigaro.fr/secteur/high-tech/2015/10/09/32001-20151009ARTFIG00094-uber-accuse-son-principal-concurrent-d-espionnage.php <<< lulzy

06:10

Uber accuse son principal concurrent d'espionnage ... ( http://bit.ly/1MhYdeO )

06:10

uber leaves keys on github repo, complains it gets raped

06:19

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 134400 @ 0.00048958 = 65.7996 BTC [+] {4}

06:28

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 189100 @ 0.00048854 = 92.3829 BTC [-] {4}

06:30

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295382 << I can barely keep regular mouse clean, I wonder how dirty I'd make this in a week

06:30

Logged on 09-10-2015 04:04:25; asciilifeform: http://www.xoticpc.com/images/accessories/mice/rat9_02.jpg

06:32

(also couple MadCatz things I bought (long ago) barely worked and didn't last long)

06:35

I should probably look for a dishwasher-safe mouse

06:42

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19350 @ 0.00049197 = 9.5196 BTC [+]

06:45

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295202 << what kind of stupid shit is this now

06:45

Logged on 09-10-2015 01:44:12; BingoBoingo: https://github.com/ampproject/amphtml/blob/master/spec/amp-html-format.md << In other news Google struggles to get up to qntra's mobile friendly design

06:51

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/1-dead-dorm-shooting-northern-arizona-university-article-1.2391149

06:51

... ( http://bit.ly/1LDr02U )

06:59

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 104702 @ 0.0004905 = 51.3563 BTC [-]

07:04

http://www.ietf.org/mail-archive/web/openpgp/current/msg08265.html

07:04

[openpgp] New fingerprint: to v5 or not to v5 ... ( http://bit.ly/1htXWg2 )

07:06

"This gained us the benefit of having a bijective connection between fingerprint and key." <<< lolwut

07:07

from same thread: "If Collision attacks become viable for SHA-1 fingerprints, then they would probably also become viable for subkeys as well, and it might be possible for an attacker to generate a subkey with a collision for the cross-certifying signature, and be able to graft a false subkey onto a master key with a SHA-1 signature, which would definitely be a key compromise."

07:10

davout i guess because it can either hardly fit whole block into addressable memory and/or do ecdsa fast enough

07:11

jurov: i'd say it's the former (hence 8 bits) that makes it 'impossible', instead of simply 'impractical'

07:11

punkman: that would be pretty fucking serious indeed

07:19

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78750 @ 0.00048882 = 38.4946 BTC [-] {5}

07:21

[MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 688 @ 0.00459198 = 3.1593 BTC [-] {3}

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07:40

http://www.ietf.org/mail-archive/web/openpgp/current/msg08268.html nice list of bugs

07:40

[openpgp] OpenPGP Armor Message specification ... ( http://bit.ly/1hu0ESU )

07:51

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55385 @ 0.00049111 = 27.2001 BTC [+] {2}

07:59

"It is not compulsory to live in Australia, if you find Australian values are, you know, unpalatable, then there's a big wide world out there and people have got freedom of movement," Mr Turnbull said.

07:59

but they stop the same muslims from leaving australia to go fight with isis

08:03

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295449 <<< something is off, i'm sure you remember the claims of 30k traffic per day or whatever it was

08:03

Logged on 09-10-2015 06:50:40; BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295418 << Best I can tell Coinfire has friends in Law Enforcement, or is a Law enforcement guided OP

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08:40

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57075 @ 0.00048798 = 27.8515 BTC [-] {3}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 121450 @ 0.00048627 = 59.0575 BTC [-]

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09:29

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295512 <<< "we mean what we say until it's actually time to mean what we say"

09:29

Logged on 09-10-2015 11:59:36; cazalla: but they stop the same muslims from leaving australia to go fight with isis

09:34

'While I focused myself on the technical side of mining and over time found it very difficult to keep up-to-date even with this narrow sub-topic, DaT always seemed capable of following any development in the bitcoin world. Take a look at his essay supporting block-size increase as an example of his contribution.' << mega-l0l

09:35

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295499 << lulzy, full of roaches

09:35

Logged on 09-10-2015 11:04:22; punkman: http://www.ietf.org/mail-archive/web/openpgp/current/msg08265.html

09:35

'Given that we are expecting to soon switch from RSA to ECC for improved security and that the current base of OpenPGP implementations supporting ECC is quite small, I would recommend not to allow a second fingerprint format for v4 keys but to bind a new fingerprint format to a v5 key packet version.' << who the fuck is 'we' ?!

09:39

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295474 << entirely ~not~ because 8 bits.

09:39

Logged on 09-10-2015 08:24:47; davout: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1294459 <<< why? because 8 bits?

09:39

contrary to popular belief, you ~can~ address as much ram as you want on an 8-bit machine, using bank-switching

09:39

asciilifeform: Death and Taxes used to be reputable.

09:40

Until the state of VA came and shut down his business.

09:40

he's been acting funny ever since then

09:40

z80 box won't keep the blockchain ~only~ on account of slow instruction clocl.

09:40

*clock

09:40

thestringpuller: see mircea_popescu's article

09:41

;;google site:trilema.com DeathAndTaxes

09:41

gribble

Gerald Davis is wrong. Here's why. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2015/gerald-davis-is-wrong-heres-why/>; Bitcoin Power Rangers - Trilema: <http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/in-re-bitcoin-devs-are-idiots.htm>

09:41

it

09:53

i wonder if a bitcoin company will call itself triangle in the future

09:54

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 117600 @ 0.00049258 = 57.9274 BTC [+] {5}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6394 @ 0.00048627 = 3.1092 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 95006 @ 0.00048514 = 46.0912 BTC [-] {5}

10:07

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295525 << example for readers http://dmitry.gr/index.php?proj=07.+Linux+on+8bit&r=05.Projects

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Logged on 09-10-2015 13:39:55; asciilifeform: contrary to popular belief, you ~can~ address as much ram as you want on an 8-bit machine, using bank-switching

10:07

Linux on an 8-bit micro? - Dmitry Grinberg ... ( http://bit.ly/1LsV1Ms )

10:10

"uARM is certainly no speed demon. It takes about 2 hours to boot to bash prompt ("init=/bin/bash" kernel command line). Then 4 more hours to boot up the entire Ubuntu ("exec init" and then login). Starting X takes a lot longer. The effective emulated CPU speed is about 6.5KHz, which is on par with what you'd expect emulating a 32-bit CPU & MMU on a measly 8-bit micro. Curiously enough, once booted, the system is somewhat usabl

10:12

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 121230 @ 0.00048448 = 58.7335 BTC [-] {5}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18470 @ 0.00048402 = 8.9398 BTC [-] {2}

10:27

cazalla> but they stop the same muslims from leaving australia to go fight with isis << part of australia's values is hypocrisy. problem ?

10:27

!up dexx

10:27

lost yer key ?

10:27

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34060 @ 0.00048402 = 16.4857 BTC [-]

10:28

<asciilifeform> '[derpage snipped]' << who the fuck is 'we' ?! << i think you know who the fuck is "we".

10:28

them.

10:29

<asciilifeform> z80 box won't keep the blockchain ~only~ on account of slow instruction clocl. << peeps gotta understand that there's really nothing magical about longer numbers. if your computer can add bits, it can add 64 of them also. which is how we were doing arbitrary precision math on the z80, too.

10:30

bitcoin puts a time limit on it, of course, but that's all. hence the clock issue.

10:38

time is always against us

10:40

mircea_popescu: so looking into the deathandtaxes he was "running a business" in the unknown interim to replace his bitcoin4cash business or whatever

10:40

the first one wasn't compliant but I think he applied for a fed license and he started acting weird after that.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 148050 @ 0.00048206 = 71.369 BTC [-] {6}

11:24

dexX7

mircea_popescu: i didn't know how i can voice myself with a different nick

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12:23

!up ascii_field

12:31

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-10-2015#1295551 << ~you can~ scoop out the ocean with a tea cup, was the point. but not in time for anything.

12:31

Logged on 09-10-2015 14:29:58; mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> z80 box won't keep the blockchain ~only~ on account of slow instruction clocl. << peeps gotta understand that there's really nothing magical about longer numbers. if your computer can add bits, it can add 64 of them also. which is how we were doing arbitrary precision math on the z80, too.

12:43

http://talosintel.com/reports/TALOS-2015-0035/

12:43

Talos Intel - Talos 2015 0035 ... ( http://bit.ly/1N3yRUB )

12:43

"MiniUPnP Internet Gateway Device Protocol XML Parser Buffer Overflow"

12:44

BingoBoingo: we expelled it from bitcoin for a reason.

12:44

yeah

12:45

btw 'talos' is a cheap front for burning old nsa holez

12:45

see, e.g., their 'cisco struck a blow against hackerz!1111' idiocy

12:46

foundation's client has removed miniupnp?

12:46

thestringpuller: one of the first things shot in the head

12:48

ben_vulpes did this one >> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-10-2014#896151

12:48

Logged on 25-10-2014 23:34:30; ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: http://cascadianhacker.com/rm_rf_upnp.tar.gz << i believe this excises all upnp mentions. my build hops on the network and downloads blocks.

12:49

dexX7 i'm not even sure how it works. possiubly not.

12:49

<ascii_field> btw 'talos' is a cheap front for burning old nsa holez << word.

12:56

!up ascii_field

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http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/oct/09/mercedes-honda-mazda-mitsubishi-diesel-emissions-row ahaha

13:16

Four more carmakers join diesel emissions row | Environment | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1FWEqVn )

13:30

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 118188 @ 0.00048037 = 56.774 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 201125 @ 0.00048037 = 96.6144 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17025 @ 0.00048408 = 8.2415 BTC [+]

14:49

!up ascii_field

14:49

http://techcrunch.com/2015/10/07/amazon-launches-snowball-a-rugged-storage-appliance-for-importing-data-to-aws-by-fedex << lulzy. calls to mind the 'bandwidth of a boeing full of tape' ancient wisdom.

14:49

Amazon Launches Snowball, A Rugged Storage Appliance For Importing Data To AWS By FedEx | TechCrunch ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pl1hft )

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http://techcrunch.com/2015/10/08/looncup << from same fishwrap.

14:51

‘Smart Menstrual Cup’ Looncup Deciphers Your Flow | TechCrunch ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pl1j6Q )

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ascii_field can't wait for the remote expl0itz for these ^

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 106151 @ 0.00048264 = 51.2327 BTC [-]

15:05

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 104800 @ 0.00048012 = 50.3166 BTC [-] {4}

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http://www.hindustantimes.com/rf/image_size_800x600/HT/p2/2015/10/07/Pictures/russia-putin-universe-exhibition_d226b98a-6d0a-11e5-a9e2-597b09296f58.jpg

15:35

... ( http://bit.ly/1G32oOK )

15:37

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 157250 @ 0.00048482 = 76.2379 BTC [+] {3}

15:38

https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen "Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass." hue

15:38

auchenberg/volkswagen · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1G32JAU )

15:44

http://littlesis.org/maps/250-in-progress-the-cia-s-network-of-investments

15:44

In Progress: The CIA's network of investments - LittleSis ... ( http://bit.ly/1G33v0D )

15:49

http://www.evanjones.ca/tcp-and-ethernet-checksums-fail.html

15:49

How both TCP and Ethernet checksums fail (evanjones.ca) ... ( http://bit.ly/1G34kXn )

15:52

the putin pic is simply genial

15:53

Lizards need homes too https://archive.is/L6U47

15:53

... ( http://bit.ly/1G34RbI )

16:03

BingoBoingo: the link does not work

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in firefox

16:03

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/national-geospatial-intelligence-agency-releases-study-of-st-louis-sites/article_f598dce5-2bef-5110-bceb-167b9646ae6a.html

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... ( http://bit.ly/1G365Um )

16:03

ok, original does

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Yeah, something went wrong, archive.is usually makes good pages. Posted archive link before completley scraped

16:04

Just... The odd shit lizards say they look at when deciding on a home

16:07

"The study also addressed St. Louis city's efforts to use eminent domain and relocate residents to put together a 100-acre urban site for the construction. It found that there would be "long-term beneficial effects to individuals who are relocated."

16:09

In other news, not just VW http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/oct/09/mercedes-honda-mazda-mitsubishi-diesel-emissions-row?CMP=twt_gu

16:09

Four more carmakers join diesel emissions row | Environment | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1G36MNJ )

16:10

kakobrekla

related stories : VW emissions scandal is a one-off incident, says motor industry boss

16:12

lol

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http://cdn.i24news.tv/upload/image/27d4f58fa5ca8689fe549394a791de21ad7a64fb.jpg more putin

16:14

... ( http://bit.ly/1G37k68 )

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http://www.cityam.com/225939/an-exhibition-in-hoxton-today-turns-vladimir-putin-into-batman-gandhi-and-pele

16:16

An exhibition in Hoxton today turns Vladamir Putin into Batman, Gandhi and Pele | City A.M. ... ( http://bit.ly/1G37wlX )

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well, one is enough

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 118394 @ 0.00048184 = 57.047 BTC [-] {2}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17956 @ 0.00047968 = 8.6131 BTC [-] {2}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 88164 @ 0.000479 = 42.2306 BTC [-] {3}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72670 @ 0.00048602 = 35.3191 BTC [+] {4}

17:15

!up ascii_field

17:16

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italian-porn-actor-rocco-siffredi-launches-university-of-porn-for-aspiring-stars-a6684661.html

17:16

Italian porn actor, Rocco Siffredi, launches ‘University of Porn’ for aspiring stars | Europe | News | The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1P4zaBM )

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[MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 517 @ 0.00466962 = 2.4142 BTC [+] {2}

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!t m x.eur

17:20

[MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00458266 / 0.00462529 / 0.00467485 (1205 shares, 5.57 BTC), 7D: 0.00456956 / 0.00462269 / 0.00469879 (1736 shares, 8.02 BTC), 30D: 0.004 / 0.00466808 / 0.00492306 (5857 shares, 27.34 BTC)

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deedbot-

[Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] Surviving young Pantagruels: a practical guide. - http://www.contravex.com/2015/10/09/surviving-young-pantagruels-a-practical-guide/

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ag3nt_zer0

g'afternoon...

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58200 @ 0.00048091 = 27.989 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78242 @ 0.00048229 = 37.7353 BTC [+] {3}

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20:18

!up Bingo_VACAY

20:18

So many SPORTS this weekend

20:19

Also potential gawker media tears

20:23

;;later tell pete_dushenski Really artificial nipples? What happened to good old pig ears

20:23

gribble

The operation succeeded.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 109197 @ 0.00047923 = 52.3305 BTC [-] {2}

20:25

Gotta give the royal baby the best

20:26

Dayum that was a lotto s.mpoe

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http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3514298/thumbs/o-BEIJING-HONG-KONG-900.jpg

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... ( http://bit.ly/1LvaA6m )

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 102272 @ 0.0004817 = 49.2644 BTC [-] {2}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 88050 @ 0.00048725 = 42.9024 BTC [+] {3}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 135650 @ 0.00047884 = 64.9546 BTC [-] {3}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39450 @ 0.00048441 = 19.11 BTC [+] {3}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72100 @ 0.00048904 = 35.2598 BTC [+] {3}

23:18

;;later tell bingoboingo pig ears ? never heard of this. must be some kinda gentile trick ;)

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gribble

The operation succeeded.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 115500 @ 0.00049016 = 56.6135 BTC [+] {3}

23:19

and royal sir baby henry or whatever his name is, niko is not. my kid's pretty much a worm until he proves otherwise.

23:19

a cute worm. a giant worm. but a worm.

23:20

s/henry/george

23:21

bingoboingo and even a pig ear is still an artificial nipple. not artificial in the sense of it being plastic, but in the sense of it being attached to a real woman's tit. so there's that.

23:24

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 119700 @ 0.00049076 = 58.744 BTC [+] {2}

23:25

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-10-2015#1294588 << independent test numbers are already cropping up. "fixed" cars are ~10% slower in 0-60mph AND have ~10% worse fuel economy.

23:25

Logged on 08-10-2015 00:28:54; BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Basically turns 2015 awesome diesels into 1980's diesels

23:26

you'd basically have to be mentally retarded to take your vw/merc/mazda/anygoddamdiesel in to the dealership for any of the upcoming recalls. they WILL neuter your car and cost you money.

23:27

and there's really no guarantee that the dealership wouldn't surreptitiously "fix" your ride even if you went in for something as innocuous as an oil change.

23:28

basically, visiting a dealership for maintenance has become a legal and fiscal liability.

23:29

not sure how this will play out for cars under warranty, but for cars off-warranty, the decision to use an independent shop has never been more clear cut

23:31

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-10-2015#1294601 << unless 'phone' camera, this is sop. just another reason kids like their swiss army knife iDiddles.

23:31

Logged on 08-10-2015 00:55:27; mircea_popescu: man who the fuck was the bright mind that made the camera usb connector not also charge the camera while connected.

23:32

hey pete_dushenski, know much about car insurance?

23:32

a bit. shoot.

23:33

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-10-2015#1294614 << tesla = ZiL ftr.

23:33

Logged on 08-10-2015 00:58:54; BingoBoingo: "Establishment Motors introduces an all-wheel-drive crossover with three rows of seating. It features the exact same drivetrain as the Establishment Motors sedan, a car that has gone nearly unchanged since 2012, along with almost-identical exterior and interior styling. As shown, $143,000." << I called it: http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/a26911/the-tesla-model-x-is-iterative-not-revolutionary/

23:34

so i had a car accident like 6 weeks ago, young chick merges into my lane, does a bunch of superficial damage, lodge claim and gotta take it to panelbeaters on monday for a quote.. but given the car is 20 years old, i'd rather a cash settlement than the car having the damage fixed.. insurance company is open to the idea once i've got the quote done which i would gauge around $1,500 given the chick damaged 3 sections

23:34

i was gonna ask for a ball park figure of 2/3 of the quote, what do you think?

23:35

http://siberianlight.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Stalin-Zil-Car.jpg << stalin with 'tesla' of the day

23:35

... ( http://bit.ly/1G3MKCA )

23:35

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20100 @ 0.00048025 = 9.653 BTC [-]

23:36

cazalla why not ask for 100% and negotiate from there if need be ?

23:38

i guess i was trying to be reasonable but i like your idea better now

23:39

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 85400 @ 0.0004806 = 41.0432 BTC [+] {2}

23:40

the worst that can happen is they say "no"

23:40

but that's more information that you have now

23:40

so yea, give'r and report back

23:42

will do

23:42

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-10-2015#1294680 << curiously, this padding of books is already happening at that usg electric car company that's never made a profit to date. r&d staff have been shed and have headed to... apple.

23:42

Logged on 08-10-2015 01:35:13; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-10-2015#1294670 << without having to perform any necromancy or wield crystal ball, i can tell you how it will go - precisely like the pharma pain of 1990s-present, where a corp is bought (present-day monsanto shares nothing at all with the monsanto that sold the first LED) - and 'useless eaters' like r&d folk are sacked to pad shareholder pockets

23:43

i don't give much credit to this 'apple car' nonsense but hey, if the fag was dumb enough to do the iwatch, why not icar ?

23:45

!v assbot:pete_dushenski.rate.mitch_callahan.2:16e4556bb1302c8e9b84deaa606f7bca999237ba499d15b5bf5c8e3c3d6688cd

23:45

Successfully added a rating of 2 for mitch_callahan with note: we've shared some drinks.

23:47

ahhhhhh

23:47

to be voiced once again

23:47

man when my key expired I was trippin balls. losing ones voice isn't fun!

23:48

cazalla, the same thing happened to me once.. with the car. though the cost to fix it was way higher than the car's value, so it would have been written off.

23:48

mitch_callahan what do you mean 'would have been' ?

23:49

actually good question, I never got that far.

23:49

in my scenario, the guy didnt wanna go through insurance, so he didnt hesitate with a cash settlement

23:49

would have been = insurance wouldnt have fixed the car, rather give me some cash, i think.

23:50

mitch_callahan, well this is actually through the insurance company but i assume they'll just pass the info on to the driver and she'll cough up the cash settlement if they agree.. maybe insurance company does it, nfi

23:50

lol

23:50

how bad is the visual damage ?

23:50

but my run about is worth maybe 2500 AUD, it is mechanically fine, just looks shit

23:51

she scratched the fuck out of the rear passenger, back of the bumper bar and above the bumper bar near petrol tank hole

23:51

anything fall off ?

23:51

nope, was peak hour traffic so only going like 40 km/ph, nfi why she even merged, sorta lucky i didn't see her or i might've reacted by swerving

23:52

cazalla http://www.contravex.com/2015/10/09/surviving-young-pantagruels-a-practical-guide/#comment-32918

23:52

Surviving young Pantagruels: a practical guide. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1hvqohD )

23:53

just wait until you start finding a hand peaking out the top

23:53

that was weeks ago already !

23:54

"Titanium- or kevlar-reinforced weaves are recommended for true Pantagruels." << not entirely a joke.

23:55

next time around i don't think i'd bother with swaddling and just go straight for the sleeping bag, but to each their own

23:56

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-10-2015#1294727 << hockey has baseball beat. baseball has more players but hockey allows more punches before the fight's broken up. also, on ice !

23:56

Logged on 08-10-2015 02:44:11; BingoBoingo: Baseball, the best combat sport http://m.mlb.com/news/article/153640110/cubs-pirates-empty-benches-in-wild-card-game

23:56

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-10-2015#1294736 << making soups this summer ?

23:56

Logged on 08-10-2015 03:31:02; cazalla: nice to sit down with a beer after shelling over 9000 broad beans

23:58

made a bunch of spicy baked beans as a snack food but tbh, i don't think i'll bother growing broad beans again (was the first time)

23:58

baked as in in the oven for snack food, not canned tomato baked beans

23:59

sounds tasty

23:59

kid isn't too fancied on them either, spat them out.. that and mangoes (nfi on that one)